/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Liquidate traders, liquidate mumus, liquidate the divvy farmers, liquidate real assets. It will purge the bullishness out of the system. High costs of stocks and high prices will come down. People will trade smarter, have a more bearish portfolio. Value stocks will be adjusted, and enterprising speculators will pick up from less competent speculators.

>>50433381
>Congressional ETF when?
So how would that work? Would the ETF be filled with and proportioned by what congress buys or buys calls on? Then the inverse ETF would be what they sell or buy puts on?

>>50433396
Fucking cringe

Covered calls.

>>50433454
he probably holds GME

>>50433381
SIGA my balls

Bobos win, I'm suck of this shitty market

>>50433497

spy has been crabbing for over a month

>>50433497
Don't worry I bought puts at close. Everything will probably pump 4% tomorrow before 10 am, then crab to close
captcha: 48kkk

Any tesla traders in here where we going tomorrow, I made a little chunk off 740 > 720 today. I love this stick

>>50433497
extremely bullish

>>50433529
Here, take this animated version, it's cooler

>>50433381
more like Thomas CRAPER amirite lads

which chinese stocks are you all buying in order to profit from the changing economic order?

>>50433554
I buy chink stocks when Nancy Polosi YOLOs chink stock calls simple as lad

>>50433389
>The idea is you now have a secured cashflow you can borrow against.
doesn't work with the gov't because its Base + 4 option years. so the 4 option years are not secured and the gov't has no obligation to renew. thats why you have to do a YoY uptick that matches the inflation rate or you will be losing purchasing power over time in real terms

normally its not a big deal because inflation is like 2-3% but right now we got 9.1% on the PCI and 6.3% on the PCE and you have to ask yourself how long will that persist. its not going to just drop back down to 2% over night

>>50433554
AAPL

>>50433457
This

>>50433554
>End one child policy
>Birth rates go even lower
Bravo China

>>50433520
I'm balls deep on leveraged shorts.

/biz/ is unironically the best place to get info about the market. Stick with the bobos and you are in good hands

If you join the bulls you deserve a big red candle right up your ass

Marriage is a big risk anymore. All it takes is one person deciding to leave and a trip to the nearest lawyer's office.. (And making a quick stop at the nearest ATM/bank while they're at it). Picture that for a sec. Your in line to get a fat windfall of green. Your Wife knows all about it. The day after the fat wad comes in she goes to the nearest Lawyer's office while your at work... Kiss half of your fat wad goodbye along with half of whatever other assets you got to. That's all it takes. One simple visit to a lawyer to send you from living large to living like a poor fuck.

by the time this downturn is over we will all be the boomers

>>50433418
>Purge bullishness out of the system
You mean make us all slaves right? And I say that as someone who may have enough shares to be a poor, non slave

>>50433627
Women will be told to get the munkeypox jab and they will. kek

>>50433651
this is exactly what the boomers are saying
reason enough not to believe it

>>50433642
Women have been scamming men since Adam and Eve bro this is known

Why yes, I did spend $45,000 in 5 minutes on stocks this morning despite working minimum wage, how did you know?

>>50433627
One child policy might be great leap forward tier retardation
Also shout out to the anons that talked about the demographic bomb last thread, it was nice

>>50433545
It's cooler but I'm paranoid about downloading 4chan images these days man they trying to steal my crypto and info

>>50433677
Honestly if you are earning minimum wage, congrats. That is quite an accomplishment to have saved up that much.

>>50433688
Just take it, you may not get an opportunity like this again

>>50433642
Na bro, you have to show fault to get a divorce, the government would never create and enforce contracts that exclusively fuck over families and birth rates.

>>50433717
Lmao

Bros.... I'm cash gang and sold too early. Missed like 4%. What do I do? Wait for the inevitable red? Looks like all the good stocks hit a new resistance. Fuck.

>>50433702
thanks :)
min wage in my cunt is 13 bucks USD per hour so it wasn't too bad

>>50433497
Extremely bearish

>>50433755
Just buy a couple hours after open. If we trend down you just know we will swing up wildly on no news after lunch.

>>50433717
There’s like 3 states that still require fault

>>50433755
my brother in Christ, SPY is triple topping

>>50433688
If you don't keep crypto in offline storage its just a matter of time until you lose it all...

>>50433677
>>50433702
I would say grats, but not DCAing in these market conditions is quite a ballsy move

>>50433755
>sold too early

Shit's going lower mumu

I doubled my SIGA investment today

>>50433783
you sir are gaayyyyy

>>50433642
yup, but Westerners absolutely deserve this because they thought giving women rights was a good idea.

The fact that you spent the last two decades attacking Muslims for keeping women in their place makes me laugh whenever Western "men" get fucked over by the very same feminist policies they supported

>>50433783
It looks contained anon, don't you think?

>>50433497
wtf is wrong with his skin?

Financially speaking, shouldn't it be fairly low risk to short any stock that is in overbought RSI territory, particularly in a bear market?

>>50433677
I too take out massive amounts of loans from SOFI and don't plan to pay them back

>>50433688
holy shit lay off the drugs and cheggd

>>50433902
+10% rally on the index tomorrow but go ahead

Marriage will be the worst financial mistake most of you make. May the odds be ever in your favor

>>50433381
What the fuck? How do I get access to the same information that these crusty old motherfuckers are using to beat the S&P? Seems like a pretty equal mix of red and blue too. Holy fuck what a shitty congress.

>>50433885
Zoom out

>>50433915
Not now. But the long term trend is still down.

>>50433852
The beauty is that the people who caused it are the people who directly *benefit* from it, it's like reverse karma or something. Instead the people who didn't even exist get to enjoy the hell, with no way to reverse it because democracy literally cannot reverse demographic collapse.

>>50433783
You can start selling calls with 98 more bro

thoughts on mro and xom? still a buy or hold?

>>50433892

Wear sunscreen my dude

>>50433642
>BIG GREEN WADS posting
Boomersama, what happened to your marriage?

>>50433554
>investing in communists

ishygddt

>>50433902
low risk yes, for rsi to go down price should go down or crab.

>>50433905
No loans, all savings

>>50433950
I am still holding, but I wouldn't hold abstaining against anyone at this point.

>>50433935
SIGA is approaching overbought territory as we speak. So yes I agree. Literally free money. Siggers BTFO

The market is crashing to zero but oil will go to $400 per ounce

>>50433902
>shorting
>low risk
At least do bear spreads or something.

NASDAQ DOWN 0.81%
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>50433272
Ran a 5 year rolling beta to test how correlated it was to the market. Surprisingly had a rolling beta below .5 between 2016 and 2018 even dipping into the negatives at one point. Beta is currently above 1- 1.296 to be exact- and has remained there since returning. So it'll likely see a slightly stronger down day when the market is down. The price will probably see some pain in the near future but should recover just fine when the market recovers some day.

The year is 2022 and /biz/ still does not have flags.

>>50433957
Nothing. We're still together. But I don't tell her about the financial end of things. Honestly she don't really care. Nor is she like some of those women who're constantly bringing home more little doodad thingys every time she goes out. Thank god.

>>50434055
I hate talking to non Americans so much

>>50434055
the streets would run brown

>>50433950
bullish on oil. The crash that happened for the last two weeks was too sharp and too sudden to be sustainable.

Euros still can't/won't get Russian oil, the lockdowns are over, and winter will come.

Personally, I prefer COP, since they seemed to be the most undervalued major oil company now. PBR has a fat dividend (40%), as long as you don't mind the political and currency risk with Brazil right now.

TLDR buy the dip faggot

>>50434095
How do we contain the Californian scourge on this board?

>>50434055
Sir, my name is William Michaels from Los Angeles, Pennsylvania, and I cans assure to you that I am in fact a White man. Please, sir, flags will not be the needful on biz.

>>50434123
Lace their weed with fentanyl

>>50434055
I'd love to have flags. Because with an american flag you already know the poster has no culture and most likely no proper education

>>50434076
Based, I keep seeing much financial info hidden from my wife, just in case. Not that I think she would, but just in case I'm wrong

>>50434082
c'mon now you're gonna win an argument here someday

>>50434134
America has the only relevant stock market.

Also, we aren't allergic to guns.

Euros hate America for all the wrong reasons, so fuck em.

>>50434125
>Yes ma'am I am a level 7 Microsoft financial advisor

do I just buy in? I dont want to miss out

>>50434002
Teaf leaf reading fud, I like it

>>50434191
Buy in oil/energy.

>>50434191
Buy in or not, the pain is inescapable. Unless you're buying SQQQ, obviously

>>50433950
I already added some to my MRO position at these prices but not backing up the truck yet as I have the feeling it will go lower. It seems like everyone in the market is just watching and waiting to see how bad this much-predicted recession will be.

>>50434191
let's look some overarching fundamentals for a second,

are any gains in valuation made after March 2020 real? If not, is what you are trying to buy being sold at a premium still to 2019/early 2020 prices? How do you feel about there being further rate hikes?

>>50434165
this is not why we hate you I'd love to have a gun

>>50434165
I don't understand why Europe is so profoundly uninvestable.

>>50433892
>go out deep into the desert
>shoot up all the cars that can get you out of the desert
>take a 3 day walk through the desert to the nearest trucker stop

>>50434299
because you like your stock market while europeans think of stocks like it's a scam. So every company is not working for it's shareholders but they hate them and I can't even imagine an european company "going to the moon" without exit scamming halfway

>>50434299
See British banks post 2008

>>50434231
>>50434117
>>50434018

>>50434117
You know very well the oil boom ends in November and will likely be priced in before then, if european solidarity on sanctions doesn't crumple at the first cold snap or before that point, or zelensky doesn't go full stalin and continue to purge his government into complete combat ineffectiveness.

there will be no dawn for oil

>>50434235
Just do a bunch of LEAPS bear spreads on NDX/RUT/SPX to cover your long positions.

Oil and value stocks should be your primary longs.

>>50434277
Euros hate America because guns and because we are not "progressive" enough

>>50434299
Right now, EU is pretty much fucked out of energy. They relied on Russian oil, they can't import that anymore. Solar is a giant meme, especially in any place in Europe that is not Spain, Portugal, or southern Italy. They memed themselves out of nuclear power.

So they are basically completely dependent on America for their energy needs.

Not to mention really dumb securities laws and taxes. The only real saving grace is that they allow their citizens to trade foreign options, unlike the US (not that non-US option markets are relevant outside of crypto).

>>50434076
Don't let 4chan corrupt your marriage boomer-san. Even if it's true a woman can wreck your life real fast nowadays, if you found one you can trust... don't let a an online Macedonian scepter carving forum tear you away.

Also. anyone who has kids and divorces for petty reasons is a monster who will fuck up their kids for years to come (have seen it many times). so hopefully you never do that.

>>50434403
>the first cold snap
it will be too late by then. Russia will have them by the balls

BOIL bros where we at

>>50434191
Long term? Sure. Short to medium term? The layoffs haven't started yet except at meme tech. That means JPOW is gonna keep doomping eet.

what's the best harem anime to watch when the market is closed?

>when you sold puts at the bottom

>>50433554
Chinese "stocks"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DyClYlUnidc

>>50434465
Checking in

>>50434586
futures are open

and anime is for weebs

>>50434602
>gettting paid to buy the dip
based

I recently read this news article

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/cargo-plane-crashes-near-greeces-northern-city-kavala-2022-07-16/

Can anyone explain to me why ukraine is transporting weapons to bangladesh?

I'm telling you this whole ukraine thing is a scam. Zelensky is an idiot and the russian mafia is getting richer than ever before that is the whole story. Ukraine war will be over before you know it and bobos will get what they deserve

>>50434673
Why would it end when the powers that be are getting rich off of it?

>>50434673
They are going to walk across the border to Myanmar.

>>50434688
because they are all stupid drunks and to greedy for it to last

>>50434673
Well insomuch as every war is a scam you're right

>>50434496
next week we will begin pricing in the 100bp again

>>50434706
no some wars are for a good cause like ww2

"Shutting off the gas is an act of war".
Could it ever get that far?

>>50433755
I had 795 BOIL @ $44.02and sold on friday

>>50434299
europe is regulated to shit and has class issues that don't exist in the us, both of these make it harder for innovation to work. how many cockney accent guys do you see becoming major tycoons compared to lower middle class Americans? this is compounded with it's shitty demographic situation, and it's hard to see europeans growing anything, which is where all the money is in stocks.

the only reason europe has anything going on economically is because it's virtually impossible for cultural/gov reasons to do business there without having a bunch of europeans involved. I was in sales and we used to just throw away European leads if we didn't have a sales person from europe/ office in that country to send them to. yet we'd follow up on asia/mid east leads.

>>50434723
This is extraordinarily good bait, is this the WW2 thread now?

I just want to live in a kino noir/30s/steamship pre-jet age, is that too much to ask?

What happens to your shares when you die?
Do they go to shares heaven?
Are they inheritable?
Do the jews just get them back?

>>50434732
you' find out july 21

>>50434783
i thought d-day was the 22nd, you changed your date

>>50434586
If you haven't watched it how not to summon a demon lord is good for giant elf tiddies
if you like mech and haven't watched Heavy Object is a fun one.

>>50434768
You create a will and your inheritor claims your estate

>>50434805
What about my weekly option gambles?

>>50434692
so the left sucks china's cock while also funneling weapons to guerilla's in their soft underbelly?

>>50434602
>the bottom

>futures literally dipping with no chance of ripping

Sorry bud, the bobos are just getting started

>>50434805
What if the owner has no will?

>>50434732
just pay your gas bill bro the city will turn it back on

>>50434839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopk7-6Sauk

>>50434803
i will give Heavy Object a look, thanks

Deeply ironic. Congress says "no more spending due to the debt running outta control" Ukraine war happens. New theme "Let's give them billions upon billions" Not a peep about the debt.. Makes you think don't it. Like maybe the "debt" ain't as "bad" as its made out to be. Like maybe with a pen stroke (or a few keys pressed on a computer) the debt could be wiped out in in an eye blink due to how money is all zeros and ones now anyway. (Ex: electronic ledger says hey your 1 trillion in debt. Input new cash deposit of 1 trillion to cancel it out. Where that 1 trillion comes from is a big "who cares" deal due to the govt controlling the computer that controls the money tap)

I'm about to fucking go sicko mode

>>50434032
Thanks

>>50434876
It's leverage time, baby! The sky is the limit...

>>50434875
debt doesn't matter when you have the world's reserve currency. But you need the poor people to stay poor otherwise they will stop being your slave

>>50434875
realistically congress has been very modest in their support for ukraine. the media has probably spent more money touting it than has actually been sent. russian arty outnumbers ukraine somewhere between 3 to 1 and 8 to 1. 4 rocket launchers isnt going to fix that. and remember, most casualties in war are from arty.

Are there any publicly traded companies that produce onaholes? Very important question here!

How can I invest in anime titties?

>>50434767
>30s
It would be shit. Literally the analogous period to the last 10 years but way worse. Yeah you shitpost "in real life" in a bar or whatever. But instead of being a wagie in WMT/AMZN you have to do Real Man's Jobs like working in close proximity to heavy equipment with no safety gear, and if you don't like it the security wagie will beat you up with a nightstick. Now, I will give you the parallel to learning 2 code would probably be learning 2 invent which would be pretty kino. But with no internet as a starting point most wouldn't get there.

>>50434937
As technology allows individuals to produce higher end content and at more volume, the more they keep tightening the leash because the natural progression of events would lead to each of them having naturally more sovereignty over their own live

How do I protect my portfolio from kikes?

>>50434984
Monero and PMs. It's what I'm doing

>>50433670
Remember the anon who said not to take JYNNEOS at any circumstance a year ago?

>>50434981
You don't understand bro, without the government, having twice as much wealth would be awful. You would literally have to pay for your own healthcare and food and housing.

>>50434984
Sell bear credit spreads on NDX, SPX, and RUT. Do it ATM, and as far out in expiration as possible. This will hedge your portfolio against market downturns as long as those contracts are outstanding.

If you use margin, sell naked puts on VIX, UVXY, and VIXM.

Also, invest in companies that actually make money instead of reddit tier stocks. Look up Greenblatt's magic formula.

>short the top of a crab
>long the bottom of a crab
>place a tight stop loss
>keep an eye on max pain so MMs are on my side of the trade
financially speaking, is this a viable trading strategy. what could possibly go wrong?

>>50434839
The US is pure chaos. The jews are attempting to try make it orderly and subversive but even then there are limits to it.

>>50435002
PMs are a complete meme. They go down whenever the market does.

Unless you just want physical assets that you can carry on your person.

>>50435056
>what could possibly go wrong?
if the crab breaks, but with stop losses you'd do ok. You'd miss out on profit but also losses.

I was busy today wtf happened? Brad Pitt's abs on twitter told me low liquidity led to a sharp downturn. Is it finally time for the next major leg down?

When is the interest rate decision and what's it most likely going to be?

On a side note, what should I do bros to get over accepting the fact that the girl you've liked and put everything into for doesn't like you back in the same way. We became best friends but I realized she most likely doesn't feel the same way I do about her. No official friendzone or anything but it sure as hell feels like it. I don't want to turn to the occasional alcohol but what should I do bros?

>>50435113
150bps a couple days earlier then scheduled

>>50434942
Ukraine has already been given 1/3rd of all the money given to the state of israel since its foundation and its only been 5 months.

>>50433921
>How do I get access to the same information that these crusty old motherfuckers are using to beat the S&P?
Run for Congress

I did pretty bad today, and now I need to go to the gym. I only have 2 weeks to get in shape...

>>50435113
Market is expecting 75bp right now's broadly but 100bp is as likely.

>>50435040
I could go into nature, build a cabin in the woods, and live there tending to a few pigs and chickens.
Thanks to the beautiful gov you defend so much, maybe for pay (which would be pathetic of you), I can't. I can't because in order to do so, you need to pay the jews for their cut, which they take of literally everything constantly.
I seriously can't understand how a tribe of people could be so obsessed over petty control and sadistic enjoyment. Like, get over the cringe already

>>50435151
Stop posting your disgusting jap cock

>>50435168
...wat?

>>50435056
works until the trend gets broken, which it will

>>50435113
another rate hike.

also
>falling for the woman meme

make it and bang hot escorts

>>50435146
At least Ukraine is actually fighting an adversary what does Isreal do

>>50434134
>>50434125
This is exactly the shot we don't need on this board

>>50435074
>PMs are a complete meme. They go down whenever the market does.
It's pointless to compare PMs to stocks or whatever else electronically handled. PMs have their own function and purpose that is different from other investment venues. If you don't understand it, or don't care to learn about it, that's on you.

>>50435146
Adjusted for inflation?

>>50435194
You mean spend it on hookers in Dubai and get house members arrested smuggling money into the EU?

>>50435113
>get over accepting the fact she most likely doesn't feel the same way I do about her
What do you want, your time back? There is no cope for a sunk cost my dude, take LSD and meditate on how not to repeat your mistake

>>50435167
Bro you need to understand, taxing literally everything everywhere all the time is essential to make sure the economy doesn't run too hot, you see.

You can always start your own government. We'll literally murder you if you try but you can still do it.

euro bros gonna New Zimbabwe

>>50433497
Oh wow, capitulation. Surely the bottom is in, right? Haha

My brother was a drug dealer and made $900k a year
but instead of getting in with him I decided to go in to the fucking stock market

>>50435098
>Brad Pitt's abs
took me a whole 2 seconds to realize who you were talking about lol

>>50433642
Look I've had it both ways and only total bitches are afraid of living poor. Being fit and healthy, being good looking and having maximum freedom is way more important than being rich. The only reason being rich matters at all is to secure more freedom.

>>50435251
>You can always start your own government. We'll literally murder you if you try but you can still do it.
OK THEN, MAYBE I WILL, AND THE CURRENCY WILL BE GOLD, SILVER, AND UN SOLDIER'S SKULLS.
In Minecraft, of course.

>>50435264

>>50435261
learn how to sell options, as well as value factor investing, and you could be making money like him.

If you are not value investing and selling options, you are not in the business of making money

>>50435261
he would have made you stick things up your butt

>>50434942
>most casualties in war are from arty
Lol ok Boomer, I'd tell you to look up but you're probably deaf from hanging out in the gun pits.
Everyone else should incest in LMT.

Big ASIAN COCKS BROS, FUCK YA

A good financial plan can set you up for good things and a stress free life. Me:
10% of salary goes into standard retirement accounts.
5% plus tax refund goes into my Emergency Fund (off the books; money goes in, it never comes out unless things have really gone to hell)
1200 a year gets dumped into a "baby" E-Fund for life's little gotcha moments
After all else is sucked out, whatever is left is dumped into my brokerage account each month.
Use a strict limit of 100 to 200 a month for "fun" things; if the full amount is not used it's left in the account.

FRIED RICE BROS JERKUNG IT

>>50435294
pathetic

>>50435151
Listen here Poem anon, we don't want you getting sent to the front lines... COIN pumped bigly today which means its going to crater tomorrow, BYND has been green 2 days in a row, time for a correction.USAC EX-DIV date is the end of the week a 17.5 Put under $1 will give between a 50-100% return on investment in the three days following the ex-div.
Use this information wisely

BIG JAP COCKS BROS

Ohhh jannie!

>>50435300
Not him, but I'm interested. Give me some resources to start with

>>50435381
>west coast faggot just got out of work

>>50435146
54 billion (high estimate) is nothing as far as the government goes. that's like one defense project for some shit that'll just get abandoned. in pre inflation money that's close to the cost of the zumwalt program (using low estimate) which the navy completely canned after like 1 ship. maybe 1.5x that for some shit thrown in the trash.

SCHLONG DIGITY NIGGERS

Cock poster anon, could you be so kind as to take some time out of your busy cockposting schedule to post some big tiddy goth GFs instead for a bit?
I would be ever so grateful.

MILKY MILKY NIGGERS

>>50435431
U got IT NIGGER. NOTHING HOTTER THAN MILKY WHITE BLACK HAIRED BITCHES

>>50435365
Thanks, I'll try these
Though it seems pretty hopeless

Soon as I get banned ill get some big tatty goth girls

I suspect cock anon bought one of your stock picks and lost money. Thanks pajeets. I tried to stop you from relentlessly shilling your obvious pump and dumps

>>50435019
yeah, very odd

>>50435523
Nigger I'm up 25% on siga

And always remember. Without Rocker encouraging him over and over again this would have stopped days ago.

>>50435538
can you use that nword in a derogatory sense even once or is that just how you and your buddies call each other?

Looks like leftypol mentally ills have infiltrated

>>50435538
>not only average-sized dick but also mutilated
ahahahahaha

You are loading up on Nvidia, right bros?

>>50435664
I bought SOXL calls today and lost money

>>50435684
Sell

So cocks stayed up for 20 minutes, and a girl with a nice asshole and tight pussy gets instantly taken down... God damn

>>50435771
I sold them like 10 minutes after buying

>>50433381
I've got 24k to spend. I'm thinking 12k into Netflix and 12k into Disney. They're bound to rebound soon right?

>>50435482
Good luck poem anon another tactic I have learned is that when inverse REITs go green (DRV, SRS etc) the next day is generally a red day for ABNB similarly if reverse REITs are red and ABNB is also red the next day ABNB is often green. Its maybe 75% accurate.
>>50435754
Bless

>>50435843
I saw her for a split second before the janny deleted her. But hey, got to stare at cocks for a half hour at least.

>>50435300
What if I understand greeks but can't fucking manage to make a profit writing spreads

Threadly announcement that like 99% of those bizarre interracial cuck fetish thread are by a discord groomer who might actually have a micropenis and I'm not even making that up >>387377610

>>50435842
No

>>50435874
Then what should I buy? Someone else mentioned Nvidia, that sounds promising.

>>50435300
>>50435382
>value factor investing
there are ETF's for this

>>50435842
>They're bound to rebound soon right?
Anon I....
>>50435859
It's the small victories right? Hah...

>>50435866
Whoops, can't link by ID to pol from a blue board. See here:
>>>/pol/387377610

>>50435842
Neither are honestly lmfao. Ironically something like SOXL and its holdings would be more likely to have a bounce.

>>50435146
You're right. We do need to give more funding to Israel!

>>50435889
Probably SIGA, if you like money

>>50435843
Thanks, sounds interesting, I will look out for this too. I wish I still had the optimism and hope needed to look for things like this. I spend most of my days just staring off into space

>>50435889
I can't buy it on principle because it has a completely retarded P/E ratio. But yes, it will likely take off when things start turning around again.

>>50435889
A gun 2 50lb bags of rice, 2 50lb bags whatever beans you fancy, and some chickens. Put the rest in physical gold and silver.

Are you guys done posting cocks?

>>50435964
>you guys
It's probably the ban happy janny.

I've got it, the next big wave to ride that isn't on normies radars yet
funeral companies

i want tomorrow to be green

what can i do to make this happen

>>50435997
Don't let your dreams be memes.
>Really though we're boned.

what the fuck is with these posts getting deleted

>>50435989
SCI is literally dead money.

>>50435842
>24k to spend
>long child porn and grooming

>>50436014
Janny got upset that someone posted a fine ass big titty goth girl and deleted every post that mentioned her

Why are futures green?

>>50435989
>funeral companies
Do people do funerals anymore? I thought that was a Christian/pre-pandemic thing, are there any cremation tickers?

>>50436053
Why should futures be red?

>>50436058
the future is human compost

>the market is up 3% pre-market and this mother trucker rolls up to ring the opening bell...

what do anon?

>cocks stay up for whole thread
>big tiddy goth nuked from orbit
if you ever had any doubt jannies were not gay....

>>50436082
Cockposter is a janny, what a twist

>>50436079
Things are probably going to get a lot worse

>>50436058
>cremation

>>50436080
>human compost

imagine being this much of a cuck

>>50436134
Alternatively, things could get better

>>50436136
who cares, you're dead
i'll never donate my organs but apart from that they can feed me to the dogs for all i care

>>50435905
Gotta go lift to get your headspace back, when you are learning things in the market you're pretty much guaranteed to lose money for a bit before you start rebounding, so you need something to take your mind off the losses if only for a few hours.
>>50436080
I see no issues with this, do they have a psychadelic mushroom service? Can I have my body turned into shrooms that people can eat when they attend my funeral? I want to get my friends lit one more time after I die, yah know?

>>50436080
How long does that take and will it be more popular among environmentalists than those tree coffins?

>>50436080
>Compost your grandmothers body
>Use the compost to plant her favorite flowers
>Neglect them
This is some next level death ritual play

>>50434723
>some wars are for a good cause like ww2
Yeah it's a shame the wrong side won ww2 though. The good guys really did try.

>>50435664
No, just AMD.
It's the people's choice amongst gamers.

>>50436080

You will gas and mulch yourself, and you'll be happy!

>>50435997
Post more OL. I promise it’ll be green tomorrow.

>>50433554
Not even Chinese people want Chinese stocks

>>50436267
I can't tell if thats a man, I approve

>>50436244
Mt. Dew fucking sucks, except Baja blast, that stuff is great.
Also I wish I could short blizzard with the absolute garbage they have been putting out, but they have that Microsoft acquisition on the table so there's never really any meaningful movement.

>>50436283
i dont get it but im willing to try

>>50435902
I’ve come to realize that Tecovirimat is the new Ivermectin. It’s getting jew’d hard. Doctors are having trouble getting it.

>>50436195
I'm actually ok with the losses... if all of my stocks went to zero it's only 3.5% of my net worth (7% if retirement is excluded). It's all for fun, meant to distract me the rest of my miserable life... lol
ANyway I do need to go to the gym to get ready for bootcamp.

>>50435896
Everyone already knows that. Oh and jews.

>>50436267

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

>>50436298
>that Microsoft acquisition on the table so there's never really any meaningful movement.
Just go long on MSFT.

>>50436325
trying to Cope but your broke
lel

>>50436244
I’ll never forgive them for what they did to my boy. WoW was better off dead with wrath as the ending. Fuck the kikes running it now. It’s absolutely disgusting what they’re doing to it.

>>50436372
>Check out /v/ thread on how shit the new WoW character designs are compared to the coombait from the originals
>Every anon cohesively shits on Blizzard
>Blizzard can't even afford to hire countershills

>>50436352

Retard.

Anyone with half a brain can see that we haven't even scraped the surface of true pain.

I just can't fathom how retarded some people are.. There isn't going to be another bull market for a minimum of 2 years.

>>50436353
I really want to do a long synth future on it, but I can't afford being assigned

>>50436316
For me, it's brincidofovir

>>50436404
I never thought I'd see the day but after 10 years of unwarranted dicksucking suddenly everyone turned on Blizzard.

>>50433599
thats indian

Ok, I remember someone on here mentioning a few tickers related to the Marburg Virus but can't remember which ones they were.
Anyone have a clue what companies will pump as news of this new ebola-like thing escalates?

SIGA bros.... our cash cows are lining up.
https://twitter.com/ViralNewsNYC/status/1548805251192524800

should i buy microsoft ?

>>50434299
Some European countries have 30% unemployed for people under the age of 40, and are in demographic death spirals with extremely low birth rates. Sure I can sympathize with people being anti-immigration, but your people won't exist if you don't have children.

>>50436438
I could see last some of the poor design. The gay shit is what finally made me cancel everything. My son played on my account. He doesn’t need to be influenced by cartoon faggotry.
The blatant pandering to (((diversity))) in OW did it for me on that game. Now the new hero is a fucking tranny.
Fuck Blizzard.

Oil bros.... We are back... They told me it was over... They told me to short... They will pay for what they did to us

>>50436497
They’re lining up for BVNRY’s vaccine. Not TPOXX. If they get it, maybe they’ll think they’re safe to sodomize multiple partners. So maybe it’s still bullish.

>When oil goes back to $5.00/gallon.

>>50436564
Just wait if a hurricane hits.

>>50436352
>If I ignore all the warning signs it looks like it's going up
Very nice.

>>50436497
This is what we need more of. Global pressure to buy TPOXX.

>>50436556
They are only allowed 1 jab, not the 2 the FDA originally approved of. Plus the jab doesn't work too well if you have HIV. I assume most gays have HIV, therefore this is all for nothing and hilarious.

I have no idea what's going on anymore so I'm not holding more than a day in this market
>>50436544
Based oil baron

>>50436497
Why are they even bothering to social distance when we all know they are going to have an orgy 30 minutes after they get the shot?
That line is just like IRL grindr except they know their soon to be partners don't have the pox.
Honestly if one of them has it I could see the vaxx lines turning into super spreader events, bullish for SIGA.

nobody is dying from monkepoz

it will not shut down the world

>>50433642
>She "ODs" on smack
Problem solved :^)

If JNJ drops 50% tomorrow I won't have to work ever again.

>>50436646
So what, you should read people's experience with it. Their cock and asshole rashes scare the fuck out of me. Shit is ending up in their eyes and throat. GTFOH with your not dying fud, this shit is fucking scary

>>50436081
You and I both knew that we should have bought SPXS premarket.

>>50436353
I seriously dont get why more OS's dont come about with this level of compromised. I already hate Microsoft for slowing my PC and having it download updates frequently but kek those normies won't change their minds about it. Same for Apple, I dont believe for a second that their withholding info from the government but rather saving face with the public.

My mains issues are having your stuff utterly wiped and being bogged down by all these "updates" they push that are "quality of life improvements". Oh yeah having Cortana forcibly reinstalled sure is an improvement or the update that broke stuff trying to get back on.

>>50436684
would you or another anon be so kind as to post some examples so we can make a well-informed financial decision on an investment into SIGA Technologies (TICKER: $SIGA)?

>>50436707
I'm still using Windows 7 with classic theme

>>50436646
Nobody died from covid either

/leanhogs/ bros... Are we sick of winning yet? Orange juice niggers stay poor lmao

>>50436733
know you place, coffee-gang sends their regards

>>50436646
it won't shut the world down for the simple fact it's a pox virus. corona they convinced everyone they had it with phantom symptoms and test trickery. pox is a simple strait forward visual no bs indicator. hard to convince someone they have it otherwise.

>>50436733
Lumber has gotten absolutely heemed holy shit.

>>50436707
Too bad the word mukeypox is censored here, we can't post links. The stock twits page has good info if you want to know more.

>>50436758
It's spreading among faggots who cannot stop having gay sex with strangers for five (5) minutes. There are cases of women and children having it now, and as soon as schools open in the fall, it'll be big.

>Schools open at the start of September
>Shemitah year ends around September 26th, 3 weeks after
>Incubation period is 2 weeks
Funny timing

>>50436656
You want to hear how fucked up it can get. I'll tell you.
My friend I've know since 5th grade parents marriage had a very dark ending after 30+ years of marriage. They all of the sudden had a falling out. His mom decides he's going to divorce him and right after she has this realization, she starts spending all his dad's money at record pace to "stick it to him". Empties all his savings. Knowing he's lost everything he drives her to Detroit where they grew up to "talk it out". Puts a bullet in her head then kills himself. She ends up surviving but is fucked permanently because of it. They were traditional boomers. Imagine what women today will do to you. My friend has never really recovered from the shock of it all.

>>50436797
based dad doing what needed to be done. Rocker probably had to clean the shit, piss, and blood off the street.

>>50436700
more people are bailing on windows everyday. at work we switched to Linux for TS/SCI due to security and also Linux on compute servers due to licensing. also know several normies hopping to Linux and apple after W11. my day to day now only has 1 windows terminal.

>>50436797
>Knowing he's lost everything he drives her to Detroit where they grew up to "talk it out". Puts a bullet in her head then kills himself.
Case #198219 for me not to get married.

It's simple. Some some covered call ETFs in the short te and then generate income until the bear market is over. 12 month avg. Duration for bear market

>>50436839
Is this one of those troll thumbnail images that's supposed to look sexual if you scroll really fast? It looked like a cummy asshole

>>50436864
It looks like a cat in a sofa to me. You might be gay anon. What you described is very gay

>>50435400
>54 billion (high estimate) is nothing as far as the government goes. that's like one defense project for some shit that'll just get abandoned. in pre inflation money that's close to the cost of the zumwalt program (using low estimate) which the navy completely canned after like 1 ship. maybe 1.5x that for some shit thrown in the trash

also the price of trumps wall but apparently that was too expensive

>>50436889
Freud is a hack and psychology is a pseudoscience
Also, it's not my fault that some asshole spams the thread with gay porn

>>50436929
Is the gayporn in the room with us right now?

>>50436964
I'm pretty sure it just flew over my house
I'm not entirely certain, because I didn't want to leave my room and get accosted by giant gay penises

Cramer rang the bell on 3/6/20 and SPY opened at 300. It would fall to 225ish within the month, which was a 25% decline from when he rang the bell. He rang the bell today. which with the same 25% drop would mean the shit and piss five gorillion will be hitting about 280-290 within the next 2-3 weeks. They telegraph all this shit in advance because supposedly it balances out the bad karma of killing thousands of people directly and indirectly through greed. The all-time trendline of the shit and piss six million would put it at about 195-205 in the same timeframe. You have all, literally, been warned. Heed it or sneed it, cockposting and pharmatard plays will not save you.
>Now back to your regularly scheduled cock spamming.

>>50436733
My entire closet is full of cotton, I'm ruined

Who is the most /smg/ philosopher?

>>50435905
If it helps any, you are the only poster here that I like. Not bullshitting, I would always look forward to your poems every thread. Never stop gambling, friend.

>>50433642
Be a man. Take care of her but make her know you're the man and she won't want to leave your cuck ass

>>50437031
diogenes if he had a smartphone

>>50437020
DELET THIS

>>50436684
>Shit is ending up in their eyes and throat.

how?

>>50435185
>wants second hand dick
You are a homosexual

>>50437031
David Soxl once said I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.

SIGA bros it's all fun and games until you begin to realize this is covid 2.0, but it's scarier and more deadly. I don't want off this ride...

>>50437031
Probably that max stirner dude

>>50437084
>have a monkeypoox scare
>test negative
>go back and have more gay sex
>get monkeypoox
Probably many such cases.

>>50436797
she deserved it. she a retard

>>50437069
Oral sex and ass eating
Why do you think gays catch parasites the most?

>>50437084
>>50437103
What are the chances that people who got vaxed now have no chance against the "mild" mpox strain? Eg, the coof vaccines used mRNA to alter certain responses so they would get absolutely fucked

>>50437020

>>50435664
>media are loud about this
I wouldn't buy

Is the tranny CRBPajeet janny in the thread with us?

>>50437174
>Is the tranny CRBPajeet janny in the thread with us

Say something pro trump and find out.

>>50437031
any of the stoics would be based, being able to make massive gains or take losses and not be affected

>>50437031
For me, it’s Marcus Aurelius. I apply stoicism to my investing philosophy and choices in life. It kinda goes like this.

I actually saw one of my holdings go into the green today.
It only lasted a minute but it was there. A dollar of unrealized gains

>>50437031
I wonder how many of you have actually read smith other than the 20 pages your prof assigned you.

>>50437272
Adam Smith?

>>50437103
funny but true kek

>>50436733
BEAN A REALLY GOOD DAY

Gunner is based. Wrote this in ‘21. Fuckin winner probably 2x’d.

>>50437285
yes. i wonder how many people even tried to read WoN or understand how much more useful even one chapter of that is then 2 years of cnbc or stocktwits browsing.

>>50437285
You know, the beer guy.

>>50437335
>37335▶
>>>50437285
>You know, the beer guy.
That's Samuel Adams

>>50437335
Kek
>>50437328
I haven’t read it. I’m interested though. My family is originally from Scotland. I’ll check it out. Thanks, anon. I’ve never been on stocktwits though.

>>50437362
>That's Samuel Adams
Wrong again.

Someone bake with a big titty goth girl as the image.

>>50437394
I think Sam Smith is the Cider guy.

>>50437392
just get the audiobook so you actually finish it

>>50437328
He died in 1776. It's a much different world now. There is almost 0 utility in reading his works to gain a better understanding of our world.

WIFE BAD
TECHNOLOGY BAD
AND SCARY

>>50437417
I prefer books, to be honest. I usually read PKD type stuff. Dystopian novels like Brave New World, etc.
I did read rich dad poor dad and richest man in Babylon when I was in my 20s.

>>50437048
Thanks, I try to be a nice person, but outside of 4chan that's not enough for the world. Maybe I'll write more poems once I get back from bootcamp

>>50437103
Gays are fucking freaks. How can you even fuck another man ass? imagine the fucking smell. damn. but I'll keep buying siga. that's the way.

Also, I'm still not baking until I start making money again

>>50437570
>>50437570
>>50437570
new
>>50437570
>>50437570
>>50437570
new

>>50435218
Give me an example of an honest politician anywhere in the world, every single US, EU, Chinese, Russian, African and South American politician uses their position for personal gain and pleasure, Ukraine is no different, doesn't change the fact that they are fighting an US adversary and Isreal is not.

>>50433921
Congress is explicitly EXEMPT (you read that right) from insider trading laws. They make those returns from legal insider trading.

>>50437458
there is really nothing i can say to that. if you think that way your education is already to fucked up at this point to fix.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50433454
cringe

>>50433396
Based
Also, I’d obviously be top

>>50433497
I remember when I could sleep peacefully thinking that everything was going to be uphill, but now I realize that it is the opposite, investing is a scam, I have not received anything good even investing in things like qom