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Imagine having sex with him haha

>>50431273
His chest looks pregnant. Kek

>>50431273
his wig doesn't fall off when its wet tho.
humanity has progressed.

What the FUCK is this bodytype?

>>50431286
wow just imagine it, that'd be so bad haha

>sucking in his stomach to look good for pics like a little teenage girl

i hate the fact that he gets so much clout. world needs a reset button

>>50431273
>sam babyfuckstein's brit
>no sam has bitch tits, a half eaten cock and can't breed

>>50431273
That's the barreliest chest I've ever seen

>>50431320
The gut makes me think it's test

>>50431273
That guy must be the palest African American of all time. By far.

Honestly, not that bad for someone who doesn't even lift. It's just DYEL mode which is hard to escape of you're a tallfag and lift natty

>t. /fit/izen

>>50431320
"world's richest man" body type

>>50431339
Albino

>>50431355
>tfw you made it before falling for the maybe even lift meme.

>>50431273
>stick arms and legs
>fat torso

>>50431327
I suck my gut in too, you look retarded if you leave your embarrassing gut out.

>>50431327
>Tfw suck in my stomach like 50% of the day for no reason at all and always have
Am I going to die?

>>50431273
I bet he has great lung capacity. You may not like it, but this is what...

>>50431320
Goddammit even a tan would’ve helped

>>50431273
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

seem kinda salty that you missed the dogelon mars moon you can still get a bag anon

>>50431409
muh tan

>>50431409
>Goddammit even a tan would’ve helped

>>50431273
>>50431320
Tall people always have those types of bodies desu, unless they do full on roids + heaavy weightlifting.

>>50431355
goes to show that money is a cope

>>50431505
he's 5'10", dude

>>50431512
thinking your body body matters that much compared to actual wealth, status, and fame is the ultimate cope

>>50431333
Test doesn't cause roidgut, that's primarily HGH and insulin.

>>50431505
I’m 6’1” and I promise you my rib cage isn’t the shape of a whiskey barrel

>>50431273
>>50431320
>looks pregnant as fuck
>has LITERAL ATP from sticking his retarded looking barrel chest out
>makes fun of a much older nerd, who refuses to TRT
Lmao. The state of this fucking retard. I hope the kikes at twitter as rape this fucking loser

>>50431383
You actually look based.

>>50431273
this has to be a shoop kek

>>50431320
sumo

>>50431409
>hurr durr tan
Go eat your carrots.
Some people are born with #FFFFFF skin

>>50431286
He doesn't have sex, it's all artificial insemination

>>50431320
left nipple looks like from a female youknowwhatimsayin

>>50431273
If he worked out the bare minimum, even just half an hour of cardio per day, he'd be an absolute chad. Do something you fat fuck.

>>50431320
Fat and sedentary Gen Xer/Boomer
Incredibly common. I’m scared of growing old bros, my dad always used to be rail thin but now at 62 he has a pot belly despite running 10 milers

>>50431809
Don't drink, smoke or stop lifting.

>>50431273
bill gates wants us to eat biopastes and bugslime and musk doesn't so based go after that lowlife spaghetticoding faggot's appearance some more

you can hear his flesh sizzling from the sunlight, conan o brien is a muscular black man compared to this dude

>>50431273
>>50431320
Female to male transsexual

>>50431273
This guy is literally the aging stressed male / cushing's syndrome phenotype. High cortisol levels leads to accumulation of visceral fat in the torso which causes diabetes, heart disease, and midsection fatness even when arms and legs are lean. Absolutely disgusting

>>50431989
He's the richest man in the world, has ten kids, is a household name, makes headlines with every tweet, pursues projects just because they seem cool, and has time to hang out with fellow billionaires and beautiful women on yachts.

I dunno man, maybe he's OK with it.

>>50432029
why doesn't he have some nutritionist per-pair every meal and have a top notch personal trainer?

>>50431273
someone post that super hero comic you know the one

>>50431273
how do you get a body type like this?
bad roid schedule and then not working out, cause this isn't regular fatness
i would go and ask fit but unfortunately i already overshot my weekly gay quotas

>>50431383
You look retarded when you try to hide who you really are

This is the guy made fun of Elon Musk body

>>50431320
barrel chest

>>50432029
Didn't ask + didn't ask
he's a narcissistic fraud who has used underhanded corporate maneuvering at each company he's been at to be officially known as a "founder", whose carefully engineered public veneer is finally being seen through, and thinks being a manchild online is a good look. He's only a hero to funko pop-owning, Ifuckinglovescience-following, marvel adults
his body is disgusting

>>50432061
He likes "experiencial" moments of eating at high class restaurants. "Enjoying life" he calls it

>>50432061
There are millions of fit people but only one Elon Musk. It's higher ROI to spend your time and energy on being Elon Musk than something as banal as fitness.

>>50432073

>>50432192
>he's a narcissistic fraud who has used underhanded corporate maneuvering at each company he's been at to be officially known as a "founder", whose carefully engineered public veneer is finally being seen through, and thinks being a manchild online is a good look. He's only a hero to funko pop-owning, Ifuckinglovescience-following, marvel adults
Why do resentful people come up with these elaborate arguments for why [successful thing] is actually bad? And then spam it everywhere?

Who hurt you?

>>50432192
"Siri please give me an example of "irrational jealous seething"

>>50431273
This is the high test no lifting look. If he wanted to he could pack muscle on that frame.

>>50431273
Nice Gymcel cope
Must suck to know that deep down, no matter how many heavy things you pick up and put back down again, you'll never even amount to half of what that deformed nerd has.

>>50432256
nice projection

>>50432101
By taking finasteride

>>50432194
that's fine and all. but he could enjoy it even more if he was into a workout routine and live better and stronger. he's doesn't need to become bulked up with muscle. just light weight high reps.

>>50431273
>>50431320
estrogen. he'd been on finasteride since his late 20s

>>50432312
>booba.jpg

This guy has better skin than most woman around his age. You may laugh about his paleness but look how pristine his skin looks.

>>50431273
>he keeps winning

>>50431320
I NEVER WANNA FEEL THE WAY
THE WAY HE MADE ME FEEL THAT DAAAAAAYAAHAY

>>50431273
>>50431320

THE COOMER BODY TYPE

>>50431505
I'm 6 feet tall and a skelly, my torso looks no more than 1/2 as thick as his

>>50432400
reminds me of the old moot gif (at a ted talk?)

>>50432374
it's over for musk

>>50431273
>>50431286
>>50431320
I'd ride his dick and play with his nipples

>>50431320
he's fat but naturally muscular, my dad and I are like that, if you are of this body type and don't work out regularly you become like this, not a fanboy but I bet he's strong as fuck without training. The problem of having this body type is that you accumulate fat between your organs and your ribcage effectively making you look as a barrel.
Edit.:(Edited for spelling).

>>50432488
You can't handle the african bull

>>50431809
Bro if you're worried about having a stomach in your 60s you must not have a lot of actual problems. Chad dad will be fine

>>50431604
Sucks to be you, chestlet

>>50431273
I feel like it was a sweater joke but that's just me

>>50431273
>>50431320
>>50431652
He has quite a lot of visceral fat, not nearly as much subcutaneous fat

>>50431320

>>50432455

you gotta respect bezos' transformation, dude was a total meek nerd and he looks good for how old he is now. all these billionaires are fucked up looking for some reason despite having all the money in the world. just to be clear though bezos is still a piece of shit

>>50432455
holy fuck what a chad. bezos looked like a total faggot all his life but now he's buff lex luthor.

>>50431355
bezos body looks better. he doesnt do finesteide and shaves it bald like a chad. steroid injections monitored by a plethora of doctors, constant liposuction to get out fat, and multiple doctor of physical therpies to help him achieve his goals.plus a nutritionist. thatll cost $100-1mm a year

>>50432455
jeff basedzos

>>50431645
>has adinosine triphosphate because he does not refuse to turkish radio television
What?

>>50432312
Seems plausible. He has wide hips as well

>>50431652
Looks fine, tall people hide weight better

>>50432192
You have to go back to plebbit

>>50432199
>"Elon Musk"
What did it mean by the quotation marks?

>>50431273
anterior pelvic tilt mixed with performance enhancing drugs, a little bit of exercise, and whiskey

Looks like what happens when a middle-aged man takes HGH

Anyone have the leaked documents of Elon simping for Amber heard offering her security from Depp?

>>50431809

10 miles isn't shit, especially if you're running it at a 12min pace, I see plenty of fatasses turning out for halfs

still not even close to the level of genetic trash as the inbred, low iq pedokike ethnic cultists

>>50433069
Jews living rent free in your head, lol

>>50433295
>i literally can't stop sucking baby cocks, lol
t.low iq inbred pedokike with herpes

>>50433043
no but I looked in both my amb3rturd folders

You will never ever be able to buy Bitcoin below the 2017 ATH again.

he is not fat

>>50431273
looks like lipo gone wrong.

>>50431320
Captcha W0PSPK

>>50431604
that's how everyone knows you're gay.

>>50431974
Literally this, secret gender inverzion

>>50433402
Based turtleman poster

Its fatty liver and lack of vitamin D and age.

>>50431320
dutch/boer barrel chest, all the men on my mom's side of the family have it too. dutch landowning peasants/merchants who were involved in the colonial trade often have this, idk why. if he slimmed down he'd still be well-rounded

>>50432711
that's what roids can do for you

>>50434166
better than estrogen or finasteride or w/e the hell elon is on, he looks so soft and doughy

>>50434166
they're both on test

>>50431556
>bro just completely disconnect from nature and your body. It’ll be all good when your brain is uploaded on neuralink

>>50431645
What the fuck is ATP in this context?

>>50434192
Elon looks more like on HGH with that weird bloated gut with abs peaking through

>>50431273
How can someone who takes so many beach vacations be so pale?

>>50431320
bros..

>>50434330
sunscreen

>>50431273
Wtf did you guys do?

>>50432199
>azalia banks

god I love her

>>50431320
fat skinny fat
Probably obtained through steroid, some lifting, then stop lifting.

>>50432312
>on finasteride
Why??

>>50432192
seethe

>>50431393
I wonder about this. I did this constantly because I used to have a gut and I still do it without even thinking about it.
I bet it's fucked something up.

>>50434211
>What the fuck is ATP in this context?
bix nood mufugga

>>50434211
he meant to write 'APT' which stands for Huge White Cock, known elsewhere such as reddit as Anterior Pelvic Tilt

>>50432374
she's just so hideous. It's like a clown smile.

>>50434590
guess you thought spending 2 whole minutes reading about it was too much am I right (literal) faggot ?!

>>50431273
Barrel chested alpha male

>>50432142
How bout another cheeseburger randy bobandy

>>50434754
Didn't feel like it

>>50431273
>>50431320
Pronouns: Xi/Xim

>>50431273
bloated as fuck. He'd be incel if it wasn't for his money.

>>50434736
>she

Hes an enginner

>>50431333
its called eating fast food

>>50431809
All diet. Stop eating sugar and processed foods immediately.

>>50434590

>>50434736
low T

>>50431320
barrel chested is what i've heard it called.

>>50432834
double edged sword if youre a weightlifter, im blessed with long legs and a short torso so even though I'm not short i pack on muscle way easier