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Should i buy?

SP500 past 4k by EOY checkem

>>50430477
Heard it here first boys

Wow, Pelosi might actually throw HER OWN HUSBAND into the slammer. Wow that's pretty intense these are the people that run the country? Wew lad sign me up for Canada or Mexico at least I can hide under a rock there and not get fucked by this corrupt bullshit.

IBM 2Q REV. $15.54B, EST. $15.16B

>>50430423
>JEPI was a mistake...
My Roth IRA is 100% JEPI. $25K worth.

>>50430447
Listen here Jack! We are going to make the Michael chips here in the field of dreams!

ARKK sisters :)
Stay innovative /smg/

I panic sold my calls and tried to buy puts, but accidentally bought another set of calls. I forgot to switch it on TD ameritrade. Can I sue them?

>>50430500
Congressional ETF when?

We will be testing SPY380 tomorrow.

Fellow bobos, godspeed!

>>50430475
You could interpret this as she's hungry for white dick. Judging by that pathological expression I'd wager she is

So anyone know what happened today? I bet it was the jews.

Flip your charts upside down, mumus, and look at the massive rally you missed out on.

>>50430447
>someone saved my Joe Brandon OC

>>50430536
Imagien my shock that it's taking soooooo looooooonnnnnngggg to push a stock trading ban. I'm really surprised that the corrupt states of America is trying to save their wash money rather than actually approve of bills that help people. Wew lad, we are in for one hell of a depression.

should I open some google put leaps or amazon instead?

>>50430475
Then who will give out the gibs?

>>50430530
Just call up Ted Ameritrade on the phone. He'll undo the trade for you.

I guess we're just going to violently swing between $370 and $390 SPY the rest of the year huh?

>>50430447
Back to red why didnt I make 5% this morning.
>kms

>>50430530
you can definitely sue them, but this really just a bad user interface issue
you need to exercise your trade-undo 100 times for each call, since each contract is technically a x100 transaction
they recently moved the trade-undo section of your account admin, so you'll need to contact them directly to get it reactivated and then you can get rolling

>>50430583
Volatility is actually quite low. It's just a consistent, gradual descent with micro sucker rallies.

Zoom out and you will see that we have quite a bit to go down. I'm guessing $350 SPY before any hope of a recovery, but could be lower.

just submitted my application for a passport today
in a few months ill be touring asia and knocking up bug women

>>50430628
more likely to see spy 150 at this point, buckle up, this is the great depression round 2.

>>50430520
Isnt cathy doing awful this year?

>>50430619
was god just telling me its gonna bounce in the AM

>>50430509
Bey bey IBM

>>50430653
In real terms, far fetched, but definitely possible.

Considering the current rate of inflation, it won't go that low in nominal terms.

>>50430653
If the fed has to unwind the entirety of the balance sheet its very likely like ES 2400 or 1800 is on the menu, and no boomer or congress is going to fix it. That's they they are ALL abandoning ship. They have no clue what to do or how to explain what's coming so they're going to turn tail and run so they don't get blamed. Human nature showing its true colors in the face of imminent danger.

Haha, WHOOPS

>>50430653
>>50430628
>>50430574
>>50430563
>>50430537
>>50430494
>>50430477
>>50430475
>>50430447
>>50430671
Go blue team!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeaKgLKpjfM
>The guy who shilled covered QQQ ETF is now dumpster diving

Not like this QQQ sisters!

I’ve been investing into short term options contracts for 3 years now and have only made about $5k

>>50430447
Lesson learned; Never ever let cramer touch that bell again.

>>50430695
So you're saying options are bullshit unless you're Pelosi

>>50430447
That picture has got to be photoshopped

>>50430695
What are you buying?
What are you selling?

>>50430666
Read the last time, betting against ARKK is literally like buying the tech bubble in 2000!

>>50430500
She's only like the 8th best Congress member tho. Others demolish her returns

>>50430683
ESG is a plague on the world

Fuck. What would it take to be able to start trading HOGS? It looks like the only true inflation hedge ATM.

>>50430695
yeah but think of all the commisions you've generated bro

>>50430683
Fucking how?

>>50430711
Buying SPY debit spreads and puts
Selling credit spreads and puts

>>50430683
Why the fuck is nobody calling this shit out? It's the same with all the food factories going up in flames in the past couple years too, this seems far too organized to be random happenings.

>>50430720
>bounces in chair and grins in Sosnoff

>>50430706
Yeah. I am not kosher touched, and would have much more if I bought and held literally anything

>>50430730
These facilities are operating at nearly maximum capacity for extended periods of time. There is little, if any, time to perform any preventative and routine maintenance. These facilities are simply not designed to be at 90+% capacity.
And when one goes up, the others get part of the slack, which makes it worse.

>NETFLIX CUSTOMERS IN 5 LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRIES WILL PAY EXTRA IF THEY WANT TO WATCH IN MORE THAN 1 HOUSEHOLD - BLOOMBERG NEWS

Based, get fucked hues.

This is the END for SIGA sissies.

>>50430730
It's glowies

>>50430730
This is America we have natural gas plants like every 20 miles.

>>50430788
This doesn't affect anything.
Latinos all live in one household.

>>50430728
Honestly. These are trades that work every time, 80% of times and otherwise mostly wipe out your portfolio with one losing trade.
Coming out profitable after three years (especially not having been wiped out during the past 7 months) is kind of an impressive feat.
I also suspect that your position size is generally (very) small.
So breddy gud, I suppose.

>>50430727
Running facilities overcapacity with too few and/or inexperienced staff.

>>50430550
Future leader there

DING DING DING

what moves did you make today?
I gambled on LMT earnings and I may regret it.

I have 2 days of waging at stake.

>>50430830
More like future felon

>>50430695
shit man, I longed BABA on accident and made 5k about 2 months ago?

>>50430811
kek, touché

>>50430695
You should never feel bad about being profitable, no matter how small.

The permabulls that ride massive rallies are the same ones that get wiped out in crashes

MU hiring freeze will be announced soon, but you didn't hear it from me

>>50430550
AND HE'S HERE TO DO SOME BUSINESS
WITH THE BIG CRUCIFIX ON HIS HIP

>>50430550
AAPL to slow hiring.

>>50430846
took a short on UBER to see if the insider exit pump was legit today,close was weak and flow is overall bearish. news cycle has also been impressively bearish so I expect a good move down by the 26th (rate hike day) and maybe crabbing or more blood for their earnings.

Market closed red. GME closes green. How do they do it?

WKHS chads what a day!

>>50430550
You are only allowed to shoot before you can drink alcohol, kids say some really dumb things before they are old enough to be dunkards.

>>50430695
I'm down 180k (unrealized) over the last couple years from selling options+buying shares. It ain't over until they bury me.

>>50430888
GME is a very weird insider piggybank right now I think pets.com was another one back in the dotcom bubble that refused to die until shit hit the fan. the market won't take a full swan dive until GME is down 10% 3 days in a row

>>50430683
Cyber war has begun, they are keeping it under wraps though

>>50430869
High unemployment is le bullish!

>>50430919
I am literally picrel

Holding 100K SPXU until $370 SPY, call me crazy but I am holding through any rally

Bobos to the end

>>50430817
Your right, I’ve generally been throwing small sums each paycheck at options, it works amazingly for a month or two and then I lose it all to elevated volatility or something. The only reason I’m positive is because I made like 50k on GME and took profit, I’ve lost nearly 40k overall though besides that.

Anon, when did you finally accept that the stock market is just an inverse oil ETF?

>>50430790
Every low is higher, every high is higher

>>50430712
I don't think she has a whole lot to offer. I've never heard her speak on anything and said "oh good point." Dalio, buffet, munger, Marks, Icahan, even ackman, I've always gained insights from hearing them talk even if I don't buy everything they say or all their takes. I've never had that experience with cathy and I don't really feel the need to look more into her.

>>50430920
This is probably the most reasonable theory I've read in a while

>>50430959
>-$30 per barrel

>>50430683
i'm shorting LNG am i fucked?

>>50430790
We just reached an ATH today then it sold off as it does every monday. Why is it over this time?

>>50431000
yeah, havent you heard the news about europe telling its citizens to use less gas already. they also abandoned the idea of having their gas storage 100% filled before the winter.
europe is going to get fucked this winter

>>50430683
>>50430730
No attention being paid to mankeypax either.
Wtf are they even paying attention to anymore?
Is it still just Roe v Wade and the Uvalde shooter

>>50431015
the ticker is LNG, an american nat gas company. for euro nat gas, i'm actually long a stock. so i'm short american nat gas and long euro nat gas

>>50431015
Renewable fags btfo

>>50430574
Unironically every time I have ever taken a position in size on TDA I get a call from a dudebro 5 minutes later who wants to "make sure I know where I'm at". This has happened 3 times. Told him to take me off their babysit list but it keeps fucking happening.

>Hand in two weeks notice
>They reduced it down to one week
>Get almost exclusively the easiest jobs for the rest of the week
I should have done this years ago.

>>50430447
Wait who are all of you replying to?

Oh no no no

Did what I think happen, happened to who I think?

Smg what will you do about this? The most financially powerful individuals on what of the most powerful websites in the past several decades.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-18/deserted-stock-market-shows-it-can-swerve-any-way-at-any-time

Article about how the fucking INCESSANT multi-percentage-point reversals lately are making the entire stock market essentially worthless. Glad to see some major market news source finally commenting on the unmitigated ass cancer that has been plaguing us lately.

>log off smg
>go to gas statio to get snickers and monster
>emaciated man anon behind counter with stacey
>"yeah i just put some of my money into gamestop apparently its doing really well, i've done real well"
>stacery continues ignoring him looking at phone, neither of them ringing me up
>"hahahaha (highly autistic and inappropriately loud laughter) look at this video of joe biden falling down the stairs"
>stacey keeps looking at her phone
>still no one rings me up
>leave an go to the one next door

Which one of you was this?

>>50431115
Are you dumb? serious question here, or did you just start gambling January? also a serious question because the market has been illiquid since November 2021 and has gotten so bad that 200 shares are moving spy a half percent. learn your market before you trade it.

>>50389690
>https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1548979519775703040/photo/1

Does Cramer come here?

>>50430888
>>50430920
Honestly, I can not wait to see the baggies seethe and sneed when it starts shitting. Will Gamestop survive the global recession? Their revenues are still negative and those interest payments aren't going away.

>>50431115
"The S&P 500 wiped out a 1% gain Monday, roughly two weeks after the index erased a 2% drop. It’s the 17th time since January that the benchmark reversed an intraday move of at least 1%, putting it on course for the most volatile year since the global financial crisis, by this measure."

>>50431121
>Stacey working at gas station
She could have been all yours for the sweet price of one crack rock.

Stopped going to In-N-Out when I found out that the owners are christcucks who put Bible verses on the cups and fry boxes.
Keep your dead jew on a stick garbage out of my fast food, thank you

LOL did the market really tank over apple? fucking kek. in a year, your wives will be sleeping with me because I wasn't a retard and held puts into 2023.

also, check em

>>50431151
it's likely GME will move strictly to an online business model like Revolve or Ebay etc, they don't have the ability to pay for actual brick and mortar stores and the business of video games is already moving more online. I don't expect to see a gamestop at a shopping plaza in 2026 (or maybe one or two survive but they'll be anchor stores or a franchise by some rich tycoon)

>>50431173
Would you like any cheese with that whine?

>tfw company has stock purchase plan with 25% spot discount
>tfw I know earnings will be good
>tfw I’m only restricted from buying and selling on the earnings day
>tfw my shares are only locked up for 25 days
>tfw I make 35% gains with no risk

>>50431177
>TDA
No its the upcoming GE split

>>50430715
>She's only like the 8th best Congress member tho. Others demolish her returns

who's better

>>50431146
I don't understand. Are you bitching at me for saying the market is absurdly volatile, or are you corroborating what I said ("the market is illiquid") ?

>>50431202
picrel

>>50431177
AAPL absolutely carries SPY

>>50431173
Are the animal style fries really just slices of American cheese? That's fucking gross. Chipotle and Raising Canes are the only fast food for me

>>50431173
Hate towards Jesus... hmm now why would anything Jesus related cause such a visceral reaction?

>>50431173
Give us this day, our daily goyslop.

>>50431212
Dan "Bootleg McCain" Crenshaw.

Keep buying the dip anons! I need to dump more shares. To the moon!

>>50431270
HGH roid gut?

>>50431222
you didn't answer my questions. I won't answer yours until you answer mine but I already know the answers regardless of if you lie or otherwise.

>>50431173
based In-n-Out

Um, actually, the economy has never been better.
Y'all need to educate yourselves.

>>50431149

Are you watching? Are you learning?

Paki real estate speculators are starting to sweat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiE2EeNm_Ps

ASMB stock ladies!

>Now listen up, Jack. Parenthetically, when you build a jargy station, it’s like back in the day when my grandpop worked for the milk and oil company back in the turn of the, in the 1920, in that area. They had went from, uh, state to state convincing people that they put, allow them to put, 20,000 gallons of gasoline under the ground. They didn’t want them around. That's a load of malarkey.

>>50431304
>At 70 yrs old, there is no reason that you should be heavily weighted in equities.

>>50431212
Not sure about stock returns, but Rick "Washington insiders hate my plan that raises your taxes" Scott is the richest member of Congress.

>>50431212
imagine that mega-veiny hand jerking you off

>>50430730
Because half the articles on it are over-exaggerated garbage from schizo sites

>>50431296
I can't wait for war man, the propaganda that's come out from 2016 to now will be studied for years to come. my kid is going to learn just how corrupt this country was during these times and man is it going to be interesting what the history books have to say

>>50431242
I look down on fast food but the animal style fries are surprisingly good. And you don't feel like there is a rock in your stomach after eating, which is unusual for fast food.

>>50430846
Nothing. Chart gizmos are neutral. Trend being bear means i mainly want short entries. A good one hasn't developed since June 9th.

>>50430827
This. America has been importing “skilled” immigrants who are totally telling the truth about their “skills.” They are the ones working these plants and are incompetent.

>>50431173
What if they had put Revelation 2:9 instead

SIGA bears, is that all you got?

Didn't pelosi have appl puts?

>>50431212

>>50431173
Kek

>>50431379
hb1 visas are just slavery with extra steps

>>50431405
>appl puts

>>50431173
eternally ngmi

>>50431391
i've been spreading your videos, rocker. my roommate is really into lolcows and recently got caught up with the chris-chan saga, so he needed new material to fuel his addiction. i've not shown him your jewish cock yet. keep making content my man.

>>50431442
He'll see my BJC eventually

What's the next SIGA?

>>50431379
Less imported migrants and more we shut down the entire petrol apparatus in 2020 and laid everyone off with a slow rolling restart and they haven't been able to get everyone back.

>>50431417
I really wanna see an updated one. I know ol Nancy been getting pounded this year. Remember her calls from around March.

>>50431342
I just watched point break yesterday. Bodhi hated the wage cage life. He called cars, metal coffins.It sucked that he didn't ride the big one, he just ate shit and died.

>>50431432
If it wasn't pelosi, then it was someone else. But I'm pretty sure some bigger name investor bought appl puts.

>>50430550
aapl announced that they were going to slow their hiring and everyone freaked out, I guess

>>50431485
>>50431405
FUCK I'm retarded AAPl

>>50431282
exactly what i was going to say
imagine taking roids and not bothering to at least curl

>>50431471
>Set up as average surfer bro who likes a good rush
>Is really a prophet of ownage who wants to fuck over (((banks))) and humiliate feds, but is still a nice guy if you don't fuck with him
Best example of "villain who did nothing wrong"

>>50431173
>Stopped going to In-N-Out when I found out that the owners are christcucks who put Bible verses on the cups and fry boxes.

i started going to in-n-out because of that, so net-net you had no effect. God will not be mocked, heathen

>>50431417
>Austin Scott
he probably bought commodities

>>50431173
Sold, Praise the lord. fuck the globalhomo. Amen.

>>50430553
is she from squid game

>>50431554
Yup
>Austin Scott had the two best trades of 2021 according to the data. Scott sold shares of FuelCell Energy
FCEL +0.29%+ Free Alerts for gains of 780% and 571% in two separate orders during the year.

>>50431534
>Best example of "villain who did nothing wrong"
Watch Falling Down if you haven't already. Bill finally got tired of it all.

>>50431115
Is this copypasta???

I swear I have read this on /smg/ before.

>>50431594
that is a squid

damn i was down 5% when i ate lunch and i come back to +.2%
thanks cramer

>>50431631
Great movie too.
>Ya missed.

>>50431270
This is what peak performance looks like.

Yeah, we are crashing tomorrow

>>50431115
i've stopped playing earnings the day that one of my stocks dropped 12% the day after beating earnings

>>50431391
>>50431453
MODS

>>50431212
I would rather fuck Nancy than either of her two “daughters”.

>>50431690
We fucking better.... this is my last chance. Otherwise... I don't want to think about what will happen

>>50431173
Haha, why the anti-burger propaganda?

>>50431648
wtf how??

>>50431707
stfu homo. Janny simps are the worst. Do you really want to see more penis posting? This is the best way to summon that retard.

>>50431173
>In-N-Out when I found out that the owners are christcucks who put Bible verses on the cups and fry boxes.
based. going there every day because i say my prayers brother

anyone here invested in LULU?

>>50431746
I just think it's funny to scream MODS whenever I see a Miko avatar to make him freak out haha I like to have fun here.

>>50430553
Gross. Baggot stop posting your goblin

>>50431776
Kek

>>50431378
I gotta figure out how to make some of those gizmos. Need to learn to trade.

>>50431712
>Wanting JFK's sloppy seconds

smg bearish is a bull signal

>>50431776
Yes we do

>>50431791
This is a do-or-die scenario. I’d never voluntarily fuck Nancy, but if I had to fuck one of the three it would be her.

Now AOC on the other hand…. I wanna know who is actually giving it to her, not that little twerp “bf”. Shit, she’s probably a carpet muncher and needs a beard.

>>50431791
jesus fuck how old is this goblin?

>>50431814

>>50431833
It’s ok, anon. He’s gone now. We can go about our business. There’s a good janny out there watching over us.

>>50431829
>Big booty latina
>Juicy ass

>>50431766
No but I recall it being a decent buy back when I did an analysis in a honors course several years ago. I think it had very low debt or none at all. Looking at it now, they took on debt in 2020.
It'll probably be a decent buy long term but I think the global recession could fuck with them, but I'm not too sure about the extent.

>>50431859
> There’s a good janny out there watching over us.
None of this would be happening if this fucking Euro trash janny didn't ban people on the weekend for having fun

I might have erased all of the hard-earned gains of last week, but that doesn't mean I can't be successful the rest of the week.

>>50431776
It's not funny Rocker should really banned on sight. He's a bully and an asshole

Your last chance to buy SIGA under 13 was Thursday, your last chance to buy SIGA under 14 was today

WHY THE FUCK DID WE GO RED TODAY
THE FED SAID 75 BASIS POINTS
THE PRESIDENT SAID NO RECESSION
THE BANKS ARE UP
COVID IS OVER
THIS IS RETARDED ITS BEEN BOUNCING AROUND THIS LEVEL FOR A MONTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50431928
Covid new variant is all they are talking about idiot.

>after hours
Are you fucking kidding me.

I was seriously going to buy SOXL $20 calls today, there is truly a higher power watching over my dumb fuckin ass

>>50431943
wow just read it so will we be having vaccine for breakfast now?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/covid-reinfection-stealth-omicron-ba5-b2125384.html

>>50431832
82 in this form, but nobody knows the true age of demons.

>>50431962
On the other hand I almost realised a $150 profit on my soxl this afternoon. But then I figured I'd go to the gym and sell before close. Now I'm back to flat, god damn it

>>50431018
Watch my left hand over here. Don’t mind what the right hand is doing.

>>50431015
>europe is going to get fucked this winter
G*rmans you mean kek
Fuckers get what they deserve for being nigger cattle

>>50431202
I did this when I worked for HD. It was an amazing perk. Most employees didn’t even do it. Kek.

>>50431962
why didn't you retards just buy when it was at 10 a few weeks ago?

Why are you all always shorting the bottom and buying the tops?

>>50431928
The new narrative is that economic growth is over forever because of depopulation.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/18/microsoft-president-sees-new-era-of-stagnating-labor-pool.html
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/07/18/magazine/herman-daly-interview.html
https://japantoday.com/category/features/kuchikomi/depopulation-a-surefire-formula-for-national-ruin

>>50432066
>G*rmans you mean kek

https://youtu.be/FfJv9QYrlwg

>>50431610
>>Austin Scott had the two best trades of 2021 according to the data. Scott sold shares of FuelCell Energy
>FCEL +0.29%+ Free Alerts for gains of 780% and 571% in two separate orders during the year.
link?

>>50432097
But less people is literally better for the markets and the economy.

You'd have to be either an absolute retard or a degenerate gambler to have bought or sold today.

>>50432097
>here's why mass immigration is a good thing

>>50432111
https://www.benzinga.com/news/22/02/25337519/10-best-stock-traders-in-congress-in-2021-spoiler-nancy-pelosi-isnt-no-1
Benzinga LOL

>>50432119
I am both yes.

Next week we have GDP estimate, fed meeting, and a bunch of big tech earnings

Guess its heaven or hell

>>50432121
Immigration is a stopgap but the theory is that eventually we even run out of immigrants to import and the countries we're importing from level off in population too.

>>50432133

Ugh guys.. Why are they not giving full doses? It's like they want this to spread while pretending to fight it

>>50432119
I bought more FDVV at close. I’m not gambling. I’m accumulating.

Sounds like earnings won't be so bad uh oh Bobo

>>50432186
Because they don’t have any. BBNRY is building another facility to meet demand and it was decided months ago so they have no production. It’s all intentional, anon. Why don’t you people understand how the world works yet? The last couple years didn’t turn the lightbulb on yet?

>>50431776
COMEDY GOLD

>>50432121
>>50432097
Someone make a meme of Larry Fink holding a gun at the viewer saying, "You WILL accept the ESG model."

>>50432186

>>50432148
why would the rest of the world run out of people to flood into the richest country in the world when we keep sending them food and money to subsidize their birthrates?

>>50431460
Ok this is frightening. I have heard conspiracy theories on bitchute that the clot shot will result in what will appear as Marburg disease and this will be the next big pandemic. You can find this on Bitchute fairly easily. I'll see if I can find what I watched. It's been a few months.

>>50432210
What about SIGA? WHY DON'T THEY USE SIGA?
WHY IT'S DUMPING?
AAAAAAA

>futures

>>50432097
So we're repealing womens rights to fix it, right? I'm not willing to see my portfolio red just because millenials don't want to play anymore.

>>50432260
>this is frightening
why? you didn't get the shot right anon? we shall inherit the earth.

I THINK THE NEW MAD MONEY SET SUCKS

>>50432326
gimme the qrd
I don't watch tv

>>50432148
>but the theory is that eventually we even run out of immigrants to import and the countries we're importing from level off in population too
I've always wondered about this, with how globalized thing have gotten I feel immigration ironically becomes less useful barring the politics behind it (muh refugees, muh replacement theory, etc). Like if you wanna hire a bunch of H1B pajeet code monkeys, is it any different than just offshoring the entire thing to India? Idk, I feel like I'm right.

>>50432326
kek

> Suck at trading
> Create worst strategy ever
> 21% win rate
> Do opposite of strategy
> 79% win rate
> Feels good

>>50431345
What’s the purpose of this ETF? The returns seem pretty shit compared to the broader leveraged ETF indexes. Why buy this?

SIGAtards cucked themselves out of the real golden bull run which was BOIL, almost 50% in less than two weeks. Meanwhile their volatile piece of shit lottery ticket isn’t going anywhere.

>>50432457
Roon poster is kill so I figured gold, boil, oil, and ?? was also kill

>>50432457
They are jabbing gay people to protect them from the virus. Mean while the jab doesn't work to well if you have HIV. Not to mention they are single jabbing them. Make your money gambling with oil, ill keep making money off this uncontrollable virus. I'm up 25%

Heading to In-N-Out you bois want anything?

>>50432097
It’s the other way around, economic growth has stalled and it’s causing depopulation.

>>50432306
I will marry and produce 3 white children if these demands are met:
>$250k salary
>20-hour work week
>13 weeks vacation
Heh... guess I can't afford the time & money required to hit the gym, court a wife, get 8 hours of sleep, read books, work on hobbies, take classes, do side projects, develop my career, and put 3 kids through school until the free market forces that made people choose not to have kids have swung in the other direction and they have to raise wages so much to attract labor that having a family becomes affordable again.

>>50432506
Double double and well done fries, please.

>>50432506
Just half-a-dozen burgers to give to my local synagogue.

>>50432119
I sold today

>>50432506
double burger burger with animal style wild fries with mega sauce

>>50432506
give me 4 cheeseburgers, no onions and pickles. 2 large fries, and strawberry shake.

>>50432361
Presumably the pajeet niggers in your country will spend money in your country rather than it exiting for pajeet bucks. But it’s all a scam. The main impacts of immigration are social not economic

>>50432148
>Immigration is a stopgap but the theory is that eventually we even run out of immigrants to import and the countries we're importing from level off in population too

why would the rest of the world run out of people to flood into the richest country in the world when we keep sending them food and money to subsidize their birthrates?

Do you understand the economic implications this will have on our financial economy and stocks?

>>50432306
Despite what academics will say, there's no reason to expect industrialization to inherently lead to sub replacement birth rates all over the world. Seeing drop from the olden days of having 7 kids from when all the kids wouldn't make it to adulthood is one thing, but not below 2.1 kids per woman.
Industrialization correlates with the rise if feminism, you do the math

>>50432573
based

TIM APPLE NOOOO WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO INVEST IN THIS CLOWN MARKET????

>gaps up in the morning
>gap is filled in the afternoon
I fucking hate the stock market.

>>50432511
Hyper mega ultra late-stage capitalism has squeezed so much out of people that we've now reached the point where people can barely afford food & shelter let alone the time & money required to form relationships and reproduce. It's this squeeze that will cause a mass depopulation until labor power swings in the other direction. But the oligarchs will try to keep the party going and attempt forced slavery and forced breeding first before they capitulate.

>>50432582
>The main impacts of immigration are social not economic
That's pretty much my take away but I know that the origins of the modern immigration shit was because of economics. I'd imagine it's similar in Europe.

LMT anons...

Kek. I wanted to go short this morning but I didn't want to do anything until the afternoon. Silly moi.

>>50432590
Having children used to be profitable. Because those kids would be helping in the fields in just a couple of years. Now having kids is a massive expense you'll never get back. Like it or not humans run on incentives.

That's it. That's the reason birth rates declined

>>50432586
>bad end
lol wut

>>50430721
Lean hogs? Without a futures account? Only choices are either COW or BRKY, but the latter doesn't have as much of a track record and includes much more non livestock food.

Otherwise you're right about it being an inflation hedge.

> another day down by less than 1%
This what they mean when they say "death by papercut".

>>50432119
Why? it followed the current pattern.
Monday is for DUMPIN

>>50432726
What are you talking about I’m down like 60% today

>>50432590
I'm not blaming industrialization or wealth effects. None of them explain the data at all. What does explain the data are sociological changes. However, if I am correct and we would have to repeal womens rights to reverse it we are literally about to be filtered as a species.

>>50432732
Damn you're really bad at this.

>>50432732

I beat my wife everyday SOXL is in the red.

>>50432690
Even after people moved away from farms birth rates were well above replacement levels. They weren't declining dramatically until after WWII

>>50432655
meds, now

>>50432672

>>50432633
In Sumer you had to be a fuckup to be genuinely poor though, since everyone else had fulfilling careers like 'gutian raider' or 'stelae carver' or 'farmer' or 'farmhand' or 'that guy that scammed people by selling them bad copper'.

>>50432361
It's boomers doing what they've 'always done'. Everything bad in society is inertia from the 1960s and boomers only knowing bad policies which rot things away and their 'conservatism' being that they reee when people try to unfuck that shit. Like all the boomers who were mad when people were rejecting neoconservatism in 2015.

>>50432740
No I'm agreeing with you, it's just that no one in the mainstream will acknowledge it which was what I was trying to say

>>50432586
Mexico's birthrate is down 50% since 2007. There's strong evidence that 20% of hispanic kids born in america are tourist babies, meaning they are double counted in America and Mexico as being born in both countries- their mother gives birth in El Paso on 'vacation' and then returns to mexico. The result is that birthrates are smaller in both countries than projected.

In fact this applies to zoomers in general, projected to be 49% white but 53% of students are white because many asian kids in california are chinese birth tourist babies that don't live here.

>>/wsg/4636504

>>50432822
meanwhile USA has 40 million mexicans

>>50432694
what do you mean what?

>>50432822
>tourist babies,
anchor baby loop hole needs to be CLOSED NOW.

This is wrecking our economy and straning our wages due to higher taxes and hurts the economy.

>>50431417
This is like saying Buffet is old news because BRK did badly one year.
Pelosi's performance over the past 2 decades has been insane. A few republicans yoloing oil/commodities plays doesn't change that fact.

>>50432854
This. Mexico went from America's latino backyard to full-fledged narco state within two decades.

>>50431391
I could tell oil was gonna pump today when you called us all princesses again in the weekly update.
It's like magic.

>>50432897
Mexico probably needs to be invaded but we could never win a war against Mexico.

>>50432774
>ancient people had fulfilling careers

i hate this meme so much it's unreal. you can be a farmhand today if you want, anon. i don't see you signing up for it. the vast majority of humans were effectively slaves doing backbreaking labor for their short miserable lives for pretty much all of human history up until shit got crazy around the 1900's.

>It was confirmed in a newly released deposition, what I told you years ago. The celebrity CEO bugged not only the car of the A- list actress, but others too. (Elon Musk)

>work in cybersecurity sales
>people at my job structuring 5 YR gov't deals without factoring 5YR inflation expectations
>they don't understand what i'm talking about

how do you deal with financially illiterate people?

>>50432943
compare everything to the price of a mcdouble ten years ago

>>50432854
According to the US census which is known to lie about the total number of people in America as of 2020 to cover population declines.

>>50432792
I really hope we're wrong. Because all the 'solutions' being proposed to the issue directly and immediately make everything worse. And we're already on the hook for AT LEAST 30 years of fucked demographics because we mysteriously ignored demographers warning us for the last several decades.

If I'm right we're literally in a species-wide fisherian runaway event and unless the Amish and muslims save us we're getting filtered (after becoming desperately poor).

>>50432774
Based Ea Nasir.

>>50432938
Yeah but Amber Heard already knew Elon Musk had bugged the car he gave her, lol she didn't care despite him being a creep.

>>50432934
You hate the meme because you're retarded. Being a farmhand meant you got to live in the farmer's shed with your wife which was pretty good living back then. It's shit living now. You try to compare two unequals because you're one of the idiots desperate to avoid admitting things are socially worse even if rich people can afford better stuff. The gutian tribes lived in the mountains away from civilization, today's gutians live in the poor black neighborhood 20 minutes away by bus.

>>50432943
Take advantage of them.

>>50432759
and what was invented after WWII?

>>50430509
last week we were nonstop pumping on earning beats, this time we dump. looks like the stock market is apple and literally nothing else matters

>>50432943
Hold up, how the fuck is that possible?

>>50433017
After Twitter, Elon will take over TEVA or some shit and replace all birth control with placebos. Alongside Roe, it'd give AWFLs the ol' one-two.

>>50432943
I'm so glad I just do alert response, vuln managment, and audit shit and I don't have to deal with cybersecurity sales

>>50430447
>open SEC filings for IPOs
>find founders of companies worth pennies a share
>literal surface level search to find founders dining with politicians/involved with hedge funds/relations with Israel
>buy
Literal free money, why doesn't everyone do it?

>>50432975
all i can say is, it was an honor shitposting with you lads. amazing, i always thought we'd go out with a nuclear bang, never thought we'd go out with a virgin whimper.

Sup faggots.
<3
https://youtu.be/gtbbIB776ks

>>50432759
Birthrates went down in the 1930s, they recovered in the 1940s and 1950s because the government began investing in the GI generation who were near/over 40 so their younger wives who had been waiting for them started having a lot of kids. Simultaneously the Silent Gen benefited from the "fight in korean, go to college" meme a few years later and married their college sweethearts and could afford to pop out kids. In the 1980s the government tried the same thing again by investing in boomers but they spent the money on chinese garbage and lowballed the total number of kids (abortion's a killer). Then boomers moved all the money that would have been invested in millennials into the third world, causing the current decline.

If you invest in the next generation, they will not only be able to have careers that keep the power plants on (rolling blackouts in cuckifornia) they will also be able to father the next generation on a timeline that is quick enough that boomer pensions would have been funded. The creation and maintenance of a stable middle class was in the interest of boomers, but they chose to fuck everyone else over to 'get theirs'. Now it will fall apart because of irresponsibility on a massive scale.

>>50432934
Yes you are right, you have to go further back to prior to the invention of agriculture to reach peak human living
>you will never hunt wolly mammoth with your bros

>>50432655
im ready for my government assigned white girlfriend

>>50430482
that's a bit misconstrued. i am not trolling and i am not intending to trade, god forbid. i only want to buy some index and hold forever. but i want to buy a relative bottom so i could forget about it for years.

>>50433044
IPOs are for founders and venture capitalists to dump their bags on idiots like you, you're not smart or clever

>>50433080
>government assigned
>white
pick one.

>>50432975
Only roasties will become poor. American men will do alright. Men will either marry women from poor countries or younger women, as tends to occur during periods of increased hard times. People in the third world will suffer increasing woman shortages which will reduce their birthrates overall. Ukrainian women look good right now.

>>50433080
My GAWG was delivered today but she's fucking Hispanic REEEEEEEE

>>50432975
I think the biggest thing is whoever is young by that time, they're going to have to carry economies depsite being small population wise. It's not gonna be fun for them but I think more efficient AI and automation will come by then (maybe, idk we don't even have self driving cars yet)

>>50432995
i honestly don't know why people like you always assume you'd be "one of the good ones" and get to live whatever fantasy life you have imagined in your head, as if life wasn't hell back then. like "oh if only i lived back when there was no modern medicine and everyone was illiterate, where there was no technology and raping and murdering and slavery were commonplace, IF ONLY I LIVED BACK THEN I'D BE LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGGER IN CONAN THE BARBARIAN! OH WOE IS ME IT IS ONLY MODERN CIVILIZATION THAT IS HOLDING ME BACK FROM MY TRAD WIFE WHO WOULD CLEARLY EXIST AND DO WHATEVER I WANTED AND ALSO BE A 10/10 AND LOYAL AND AND AND..." give me a break. come back after you've actually educated yourself on what ancient times were like you fucking incel, disgusting...

My boss was out of the office today. I was in charge. Needless to say nothing got done.. I sat at my desk and ticker watched and rolled more into SWPPX. That was before lunch. Afternoon was more of the same. I didn't do a damn thing. The upshot; I can't get fired and truth of it is I'm to damn good at my job that they're liable to promote me yet again.

>>50433026
>Hold up, how the fuck is that possible?
because most of them are just fucking casuals. this is sales, not really finance

>>50433138
technology is really the only salvation we have, realistically speaking. me? im just biding my time with my comfy lifestyle, im gonna keep living with my parents until they're dead, get the house and a fat inheritance and alongside my already successful career and investments, im gonna just keep living a minimalist lifestyle and being healthy and happy and hope i still get to live a full life and then die and go to heaven before everything truly shits the bed or the technological singularity finally hits. i just want to live long enough to see what ends up happening at least.

>>50433162
>SWPPX
Why SWPPX and not VOO?

>>50433103
Marriage rate is what, half of what it was just 30 years ago? It's not a shortage of women causing extinction.

>>50433138
Young people are gonna have the privelege of being outvoted completely, having higher educational requirements than ever before, worse wages, more pensions and social programs to fund, no chance of getting a spouse to help, etc. It's going to be literal slavery, and their kids will be the same because with negative birth rates those trends mathematically continue forever (until extinction)

We need to send religious fundamentalists into space and start colonizing or something equally drastic.

>>50433236
>im just biding my time with my comfy lifestyle
cmg-comfy-market-general-15.png

>>50431875
It has good growth but it has too much correlation with the market

Every move I make is bad. Lose money going short and long.

>>50433180
It just seems like multiyear contracts should be devised by people who have been introduced to the concept of the time value of money.

I got tqqq mixed up with sqqq so I made some money today kek.

>>50433162
Based divvie boomer

>>50432943
>>50433041
I do exploit development for the DoD.

>>50433310
if the contract is big enough, it will probably have to be approved by the CFO. but they have to be like 1m$ + in order to even get reviewed

>>50433323
perfect example of a based retard.

>>50433333
based glowie pints

>>50433252
marriage is unaffordable and #metoo has made even trying to date women a legal liability for men now. it's really no wonder. i guess i shouldn't be surprised that women ruin everything including the human race.

honestly the thing that always bothers me about talking about this sort of shit in the first place is that i really have no say in the matter. i didn't do anything to cause these events to transpire, and there's literally nothing i can do to stop what's going to happen as a consequence. it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, all i can do is watch.

>>50433333
Be honest. You cheated to get those quints, didn't you? Didn't you?!

>>50433310
They have. You lock in flat profits and then reinvest over that time frame. The idea is you now have a secured cashflow you can borrow against. The fuck do you know about inflation, let the bank specialists handle it

New >>50433381

>>50433147
I would go back in time with Rocker, Scoops, Tinny, and baggie to form a gang. We would train night in day at sword play and archery. We would be bounty hunters and get tons of pussy. Oh you have no money, "how about your daughter for payment?" Rocker and Scoops would be that power gay couple that people respect because they do it all behind the scenes. Tinny and I would get drunk, start fights with strangers and end up making new friends, singing and dancing the night away around a bon fire. Baggie would be great at magic tricks and scam people out of money with his jewish powers. God, what a time we would have.

>>50433323
Kek based

>>50433389
You are making assumptions about the payment structure that weren't disclosed as far as I can tell.

>>50433396
you would die in a matter of days

>>50433237
Well SWPPX has a lower share price so it's easier to toss money into it each month. Also the exp rate is slightly lower. Plus I can use the whole dollar amount right then when I go to buy so nothing goes to waste. Performance wise though both are the same so either way your getting the same bang for the buck.

>>50433389
>The idea is you now have a secured cashflow you can borrow against.

doesn't work with the gov't because its Base + 4 option years. so the 4 option years are not secured and the gov't has no obligation to renew. thats why you have to do a YoY uptick that matches the inflation rate or you will be losing purchasing power over time in real terms

normally its not a big deal because inflation is like 2-3% but right now we got 9.1% on the PCI and 6.3% on the PCE and you have to ask yourself how long will that persist

>>50432760
You glow.

>>50432856
how's total nigger death the bad end for Japan. sounds more like an Africa problem.

>>50430447
>Not investing in tangible real life meta materials
>invests in metaverse etf
what are you waiting for anon?