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50431447 No.50431447 [Reply] [Original]

Did you have any positive interactions at work today?

>> No.50431463

>>50431447
I've never been to work in my life. Am I missing out?

>> No.50431970

>>50431447
I'm a project manager and a little twat middle Eastern developer replied to me in a kind of ironic way.

I think I'll have a chat with the guy tomorrow.

>> No.50432033

>>50431447
My geriatric project manager doesn't know anything about the work I do. I responded to him an ironic way and he got upset. Sensitive bastard, I'll spend tomorrow doing nothing to give him time to reflect while I steal from him

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>>50431447
Depends what you mean by positive, it was my first day at training in a temp gov job (training will last 5 days). No interaction at all, besides the bureaucratic ones, I did had a good time tough. Most people were supper stressed and anxious and on edge and it was very funny to observe them, I wanted to laugh all the time, but I had to keep a straight face. I hope people get more on edgy as the final test approaches in day 5. Kek.

>> No.50432053

>>50431447
i wfh and got covid yesterday. entitled to a week off but literally only have a slight sneeze and cough so just cheesed a few days and gonna run it back next week. not a bad day so far

>> No.50432072

>>50431447
My manager pinged me to try and start a conversation and asked what I was listening to, which was Lorna Shore, and then he didn’t reply

>> No.50432075

>>50431447
i said good morning to the only two people i saw all day in the hallway, and they just carried on with their conversation without say anything back

>> No.50432094

>>50431970
that's not what op asked, shitlips. you're kinda bad at following instructions, are you slow in the head?

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>>50431447
Nah I didnt wanna work during these Summer Holidays. #NeetLyf lol

>> No.50432401

>>50432033
Geriatric? We're same age ya dumb cunt just do your fucking JavaScript job and shut the fuck up or next time I'll see you I'll do your head in

>> No.50432443

>>50432075
.00001% positive.

>> No.50432477

>>50432401
My bad. Years of sucking cock must have added some wrinkles to your face

>> No.50432513

>>50431970
>>50432033
>>50432401
>>50432477
I am the laborer on your crew. I wish you guys would stop fighting :((

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>>50431447
My faggot coworker took yet another sick day (he does this 1-2 times a week) and somehow hasn't been fired yet

>> No.50432638

>>50432513
I'm sorry brother;(

>> No.50432676

>>50432401
>>50432477
>>50432513
I'm the janitor at your office, stop leaving peanut shells on the group faggots

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work?

>> No.50432709

After talking shit about my boss for 2 hours with my geriatric project manager on the verge of retirement I went home at 10 and will put down a full 8 hours

>> No.50432722

>>50431463
No. Its full of normies.

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>>50431447
yeah, i drank screwdrivers and a beer + smoked some weed and chilled with my coworkers on a voice channel and my wife surprised me with ice cream when she came home. so all in all a good day

>> No.50433251

My dumbass project manager was acting like a retard, I had to teach him basic JavaScript lol. I ended up mugging him infront of everyone by answering back in an ironic way, bitch didn't say shit to me, clearly intimidated, also I slapped his wife's ass.

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>>50431447
>Did you have any positive interactions at work today?

Went home for lunch, beat one off to black women anal fisting each other... blew a huge load, fed the gimp... went back to work