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siga homophobes

I finally get to see AAPL die

THANKS CRAMER, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>>50427486
What's going on with AAPL?

Literally all would be fucking fine if I didn't open tradingview today. Why do I keep doing this to myself.

>>50427496

>>50427486
>I finally get to see AAPL die
Why? Hasn't it been doing good the past few days?

Someone just dumped a fuck load of AAPL. That's not OpEx volatility at all. Something's up with that stock name. Someone / some people just sold all at once

Hey, new anon:
If you want to short some dogshit, check out FUBO.

Everyone always talks about those who buy the top, but remember that plenty of people short the bottom.

Whats happening to the siga trannies?

>>50427505
It's like 2% dude

what you thought soxl was going to $20?

OMG if this market closes red i

>>50427515
getting POXXED

>>50427505
>Someone / some people

>>50427466
Anon, you did show your thanks and appreciation to the sun today right? Go outside and be basked by it's warm and protecting rays.

>>50427509
This is no where near the bottom. The fucking ride hasn't even started yet.

Imagine not using the L*m poster as a top signal. Lol. Lmao.
>muh $16 soxl

unusual_whales
@unusual_whales
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Apple $AAPL plans to slow hiring and spending for some teams in 2023 according to Bloomberg

Lol AAPL took SPY down with this news because its the most heavily weighted stock in that index.

Be honest bros, should i fuck this chick off tinder? She wants to meet up
But ive never had sex with a girl besides my ex of four years that i just split with. Im scared

>>50427509
the stock market
where eveyone except you know who loses

>>50427505
Warren Munger unloading

>>50427538
I got a mild sunburn last week and I'm hiding from the sun.

BUDDY

This was the top forever.

Guys? GUYS? STOP FUCKING SELLING.

>“Mad Money” host Jim Cramer rang the New York Stock Exchange opening bell on Monday to honor the Comcast-owned CNBC show’s move to broadcasting from the NYSE beginning July 18.

>But financial Twitter and the Reddit WallStreetBets crew were quick to remind the public that the last time Cramer rang the opening bell — to mark “Mad Money’s” 15th anniversary on March 6, 2020 — the NYSE Composite Index tracking every share listed on the NYSE fell 1.9%, and COVID caused the stock market to crash just days later.

>What’s more, when Cramer also rang the opening bell in March 2015, the NYSE Composite Index dropped 1.15%.

>>50427553
give her to me, i live in southern california, my gf is leaving me in 3 weeks to move to a new city!

>>50427547
if they bought the bottom of the downtrend they'd have made a pretty 60%.

>>50427581
CRAMER WHY
THE MARKET WAS HEALING
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
NOOOOOOOO

>>50427586
THAT FUCKING JEW MANLET SCAM ARTIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50427544
Fuck off namefag loser

Lol. Another obvious day.

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>>50427574
i'm not your buddy, friend

>>50427553
What are you waiting for you idiot
Pump and dump

>>50427466
Mumu, Cramer rung the bell what did you think was going to happen?

>>50427620
So easy, isn't it?

SIGA shorters just can't stopp winning.

>>50427515
Siga is one of the most comfy stocks in the market right now. I’m immune to your FUD. Unlike AAPL, NFLX, META and whatever other gay companies people hear but, SIGA will be making MORE money in the future, not less. That is just a simple fact.

this shits going red at this rate
kek

My wife was born with an amazing ability to rip massive burps. She can just swallow air and belch for 15 seconds straight without breaking a sweat. Word is that someone on this board is in the business of selling burps online. Anybody know his strategy and if it would work for my wife

IM GOING TO NEED TO SEE JIM CR*MER RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND IN MINECRAFT

I sometimes think you guys are being retarded, but there really does seem like there’s something to “sour hour” that you all mention.

>>50427618
1pbtid

aapl finna hit a v recovery

>>50427648
Incredible how 1 shitty company that produces nothing of worth can tank the market this hard. Especially after it pumped for so many days for absolutely no reason.

>>50427664
>just catch it bro

>>50427664
Maybe buy some cheap LEAPS here

>>50427650
only fans iirc

also he posts his belly and other gross stuff

>>50427647
siga is literally gayer than those pozzed ass silicon valley companies and that's hard bro

Holy shit every thing I do is always wrong every day

>>50427647
>SIGA will be making MORE money in the future, not less
You're buying a peak cyclical past it's peak bro. Gay sex chuds are dying in droves. Who will be left to buy next year?

>>50427536
Kek

>>50427718
What have you done?

>>50427718
It's OK. Just be yourself.

BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE

kek, fuck this market and fuck cramer

My GOOGL put options are up 60% on the day. Y'all faggots could have listened to me and been swimming in cash like my nigga scrooge mcduck, but y'all faggots didn't listen. You won't listen next time either so I'ma just keep my plays to my self from now on.

>>50427718
Me too, I was still holding an SQQQ bag from Friday because I forgot selling. Held it legit until 5 minutes before the big dump came. Would have basically broken even. The stocks I wanted to invest in also pumped crazy while all this was going on. It's okay. Always another day.

>I prayed about what I should do in the market today.
>Finish praying: Cramer is opening the market.
>Short ETF for S&P is nice and red at morning start
>buy SPXS
>???
>Profit.

My only mistake was buying in staunches trying to mitigate risk instead of going all in at the start.

I listened to what I thought God was directing me to do- I should have given full faith at the start. Oh well, ask for forgiveness and next time I will listen quicker and not doubt- like Peter did walking to Jesus on the water.

>cramer rings bells
>stock pumps only to dump and end in red

Lmao I love this man

Whelp sold aapl

>cramer rings the bell
>he thinks the day will be green

goodbye my uvix, was a good weekend with you

Hey /smg/
Finished my Lum video, mentioned some semiconductor ETFs.
Hope you like it.
https://youtu.be/KSmBq7FGUb4

>>50427758
Good. Go away

Really, though, what the fuck just happened? Is this Tim Apple's doing?

The OpEx. Lol. The Don't Know. About The OpEx. The Volatility. The Vanna.

>>50427743
I don't even have a self anymore

All this SIGA negativity has me feeling something. The feeling is rising. It's the need. The need to SLURP. Mmmmmmmmmmmm little itty bitty dippy wippy needs to be slurped. Gay sex isn't stopping. Slurping is the only solution. You can't stop it. You. Can't. Stop. GAY. SEX. STOP. FIGHTING. AND. SLURP.

It’s over!

I once again perfectly time the market. Holy fuck this shit is easy. You did take profits today right guys?

>>50427432
Just UVXY. Not UVXY puts.

CHECK OUT APPLE COMPUTER BUDDY

excuse me but what the actual fuck is going on
this slow bleed has been going on for HOURS, there has been NO news to warrant it
THIS IS FAKE AND FUCKING GAY

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS DIP HAHAHA

YES BABY YES WE MEED TO GO FURTHER

>>50427769
He controls the market.

Is it too late to switch to puts? I was holding outs at open and then I switched to calls I’m getting absolutely fucked please help

>>50427781
Honestly, it was pretty devious how they waited until after lunch.

>Housing data incoming
What will happen?

dump it all fuck it

Live births in Germany has fallen with 13% YoY after the clot shot was introduced.

How do I profit on this?

>>50427505
How many shares got dumped?

>>50427804
congrats on the $9 bro

>>50427806
I THINK IM GOING TO CUM HOLY SHIT

Lol. The VIX is barely 25 and it's all coming down.

>>50427824
nothing 500 million african immigrants can't solve bro

aaaaannnd
were red

>>50427796
Oh. Well, you could always steal someone's identity and live as them. Like Principal Skinner or that guy from Mad Men.

>>50427806
Tech Trannies getting roped

My lil spy is doin somethin

SOXL CORP POSTS DRILL RESULTS FROM ITS NEW YORK SITE

Fug

>>50427841
Cant wait until klaus shwab takes over ze world nd it goes to zero.

You don't know. About. The Hidden Tigers. They haven't even come out yet. The panic hasn't started. This is just the initial reaction.

The panic. Begins. When the Hidden Tigers. Show Themselves.

Made 50% on Roblox this month (unironically)

we back

>>50427791
Why did you think markets were pumping this morning?
Do you know what happens when options are assigned?
Did you know that last friday was a monthly options expiration?

Gap filled.
Rally now.

>>50427858
How is this manlet related to that tall and goofy nigga from Seinfeld?

>crab status:
devoured

This is OpEx. Structural selling. The market is well hedged. But This Isn't The Real Panic. We're Due For One More Round oF Hidden Tigers. Taking What They Want.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE_UPga6PEo

>>50427586
this is like some sort of secret signal to knowers

This is how the market will act for the next PROBABLY 1-2 years, so strap in cúckboys.. the grind lower has only started

>>50427876
What the fuck is an option?

i want aapl sub 145 today

>>50427493
kek

AAPL bros??

this is fucing retarded

TERRAIN! TERRAIN! PULL. UP. PULL UP!

>>50427875
We were never gone, mumu’s were too exuberant this morning

>>50427864
>Initial reaction
To Monday maybe.

CRAMER IS THE REAL HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN BURRY WAS JUST A PLANT AND FALSE FRONT

>>50427781

I'm a novice at trading and never done options before and even I know you should inverse whatever cramer says or does. Come on now, it isn't that hard.

>You see I own all the energy inputs around the economy so of course I get the dollars underneath it.
>The market's been had.

>>50427946
100% into oil and shipping right now am I going to make it?

>>50427946
so when he opened the market you were supposed to just close the market?

>>50427834
Im not a total poorfag. I'll post balance when I hit 6 figs.

What's your favorite bag you hold /smg/?

Bought 0de SPY calls after Apple's bullshit

Why did I do that

Trap has been laid out. Dip buyers do your thing ;)

You. Idiots . VIX Futures Opex from Friday pushes us lower as Charm and Vanna fall off mid week.

IE dealers start selling volatility hedges which moves vol higher. Which dumps the stock market.

I told you this in in parables last week and on Friday. Yu Didn't Listen About The Trapdoor Spiders.

SIGA. This has happened over and over. The hedgies. They short. The SIGA falls. But it doesn't stop it. They don't know what's coming. Big sloppy gay sex orgies. SIGA has the cure. Quickies in truck stop bathrooms. SIGA has the cure. Yummy yummy gay sex men eating male ass. It spreads. The munkeypux. It's coming. SIGA has the cure.

be me
>bought AAPL at open
HAHAHAAHAHHA nahahhahhahhaha FUCK

Literally been green only one month of the past ~18 since Biden took office. 70% of my account is wiped out and 30% of my 401k has been erased. How much longer does this have to go on?

>>50427928
Yes!

>>50427971

>>50427970
The slurpers will get what they fucking deserve.
>Verification not required.

wait so germoney gets no natty gas anymore? also why didn't i listen to triple top anon from earlier

>>50427975
why would you buy when it's sitting at hard resistance for the past 2 days?

>>50427960
>What's your favorite bag you hold /smg/?
my scrotum

>>50427977
it reverses right when you sell anon

The real pain hasn't even begun yet mumu

>>50427823
For reference
>Mass tech layoffs
>Buyers cancelling contracts
>Inventory exploding
We also just saw the largest month over month drop in home prices for many cities. San Jose was -4.3%.
But never fear, Fink is pushing another round of subprime shit for blacks. Backed by the fed, with downpayment+mortgage+upkeep assistance, to help him cash the fuck out.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I JUST BOUGHT SOXL AT $16 FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I ALMOST fomo'd into SOXL. Hahaa, good thing I didn't!

>mumus how are you feeling?

If you saw the strong resistance at SPY390 and stayed long.. you deserve to lose money

>melt up

These are Trapdoor Spiders. Not Hidden Tigers. Simply reflexive vol hedge selling. Meaning, they are long vol now. So volatility products like VX futes being bid up sort of, meaning that market go down.

>>50427789
this is actually good, not worthy of this shithole general

I MISSED THAT SWEET LMT DIO

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>50427977
6 more years, 6 more beers!

>>50427789
We missed you ranfag

tech bubble woo woo

>>50427819
Help please my financial future is at risk

>>50427971
you said markets were healing bhenchod, fuck you.

>>50428020
who are you quoting?

>>50427974
more like this?

>>50428020
Spy barely tapped 390 this morning and got rejected again and again afterwards

>>50428034
All the mumu and crab posters in pre-market.

They disappeared as soon as SPY went red

Nobody believed the bobos, now we get the last laugh

You can actually pinpoint the exact moment I stopped watching the market and left to go to the gym

>>50428006
They just want to structurally control the housing market and force people to constantly switch jobs getting their feet kicked out from under them as they are underwater on their mortgages. It's also why the feds going to continue hiking until unemployment responds.

dude fuck this shit I literally buy back in today and we fucking start crashing again?

FUUUUUCK

>>50428017
Same desu

MO bros... smoke em if you got em

Respectfully asking you guys to stop selling

>>50427977
>Literally been green only one month of the past ~18 since Biden took office. 70% of my account is wiped out and 30% of my 401k has been erased. How much longer does this have to go on?
maybe they stole the election so they could crash the market? we told every one they shouldnt get away with it. oh well, great job media

>>50428072
why are you buying on a green day?

>>50428033
No. You Never Listened. I Warned You About The Trapdoor Spiders. Nothing Is Healing When The Spiders Crawl. And Tigers Prowl.

Last Friday VIX Got Crushed Even Harder But The Gap Between Vix Spot And VIX Futures Is Wider Probably Due To Massive OpEx.
So Now. The Market Gets Pulled Down By Trapdoor Spiders.

>>50427523
of a 2.43 T company, that is a LOT

bought uvxy this morning and sold it like an hour later. could have made a lot more money than i did. but profit is profit h-heh.

mumus got too cocky

>They didn't watch CNBC
>They didn't know Cramer trolled everyone by pushing the plane crashing and sell sell sell sound board 15 min before the opening bell after leaving the chat segment.

HE TRIED TO WARN YOU
YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED

What the fuck bros? I went to church for the first time in a long time this weekend. Instead of saying “and also with you” we said “and in your spirit”. Wtf is that? Does anyone else remember and also with you

>>50427999
kek

>>50428006
Anything above 4.2% is just rude.

>A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a high mountain; everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.

i fucking hate SAVA

Mad money is going to be amazing today

>>50428016
cramer'd

Sold TQQQ and bought SQQQ at the market high today. Feelin good rn. Thanks Cramer!

>>50428077
might as well get it over with

>>50428023
Kek, danke.
>>50428030
I missed (you) too, anon.

>>50428108
Bro you're going to hell

You don't get a dump. This is crab territory.

>>50428108
sounds like a nu-church. might want to shop around.

Bulls do not get to come.

>>50428077

>bear market gets tested
>SPY goes to 390 then dumps
>bear market gets tested again
>cycle repeats

>>50427466
>you're laughing, the market is crashing and youre laughing

>>50428104
Lmao that did happen, he was smashing the sell sell sell button before going up to ri g the bell

Why is it going back up?

>>50428137
Wrong I wear a scapula

>>50428165
because you bought puts.

>>50428165
>>50428141

Can still buy puts? Or is tomorrow gonna be the same bullshit crabtrap

making chicken tacos
anyone hungry?

>>50428108
They've been doing that changed translation of the mass for over a decade now. It was eventually why I couldn't go to mass anymore. It just felt wrong and would leave me depressed and angry for the rest of the day.

>>50428165
Scalp, expect to end deep red today after the massive reversal from this morning

>>50428165

>>50428184
I just had some fajitas my man thanks dough

>>50428184
im goin fishing but now its windy, i just cant win in this rigged game

>>50428165
because the whole point is to fuck over retail

>>50428165
Because you sold

I FUCKING GIVE UP JSUT FKILL ME ALREADYU!!!

>because the whole point is to fuck over retail

is goog a good long at these prices?

>>50427789
finally, an unbiased take on ran
>>50428184
only if they're corn

>>50428184
I'll have a taco, but please just sprinkle some rat poison on mine

BUY SIGA NOW JUST HIT ITS LOW

>>50428224
i mean it's down like 95% on the day.

That's a textbook Trapdoor Spider. Wow. You dumbfucks were warned. I told you exactly what would happen (Trapdoor Spider because of vol VIXpiration).

>>50428175
Why do anons think the market will continue in a direction when it’s already gone that direction?

Guys, you want to guess where the market is going to go, not where is is/has been.

thread cloud

>neon green futures all night
>gives up all the gains in a microsecond
fucking scam

Green energy doesn't make returns.

>>50428141

>>50428182
write calls and you will make money in a bear market and a crab market

me make $150 from UVXY today thank u /biz/ sir who suggested

>>50428160
>When the J*w told the goyims what they are going to do live on national television but nobody even noticed

Bearish for the average IQ of the goyim, how do I profit from this?

>>50428238
that's funny cos I've read the textbooks and they don't mention anything about 'Trapdoor Spiders'

>>50428198
Mexican places in my area have this creamy white sauce. Its delicious and probably makes me gay tho
>>50428199
sounds like a good time to have beers and jerk off into mother nature
>>50428226
of course, I just dont like how tedious they are to heat up
>>50428228
cum or sour cream?

>>50428264
You just know...

>>50428249
market
today cramer

>>50428249
why is nigger so small.

>>50428264
I already write calls it barely pays for the downside price action. I need 3x not 1.01x

6 of the top 10 companies in the S&P 500 are tech. Is the S&P 500 too tech heavy?

>>50428259
Sorry your options are decaying. Rest assured your money has found a good home and I'm treating it nicely.

>>50428289
the size of the word changes with the frequency

>>50428275
The textbooks that people at Hedge Funds and options dealers and private equity and arb desks all read these books that talk about Trapdoor Spiders , Hidden Tigers, Unruly Monkeys.

>>50428275
You might want to ask about getting a tuition refund.

Mmmmmmmm GAY SEX. GAY SEX spreading across the LGBTQIA2PPQM+ communities across San Francisco. Bumps? What are these bumps showing up on little wittle fun stick? Oh no. Is it? Could it be? The munkeypux?! Did I mess up cleaning that nigger ass with my tongue? Did I get pozzed? SIGA has the cure. SIGA is the future. SIGA is the future of the west.

>>50428304
Slow and steady wins the race.
1% a month is 12% a year, which will mean you will become a millionaire

If you aren't 50/50 GME/TSLA you are NGMI. Today is the relaunch of the 2021 paradigm.

Oil baron... How does it feel to be back

>>50427971
he tried to warn us
we didnt listen

>>50428251
If you expect the market to go up given the current situation.. You are the definition of a permabull

Massive dump imminent, last hour will be chaos

skeletons? in closets?

>SIGA
J U S T

Anyone looking at MYT? It’s some kind of chink hipster tea place in New York. I heard a coworker telling another coworker about it this morning. Anyway I zoned out so I missed most of the conversation but I know I heard the word gigapump. Am I on to something here?

>>50428251
Thanks for playing

>>50428377
Clickety? Clack?

>>50428354
One thing is for sure. I will get richer out of this little oil dump last month

Went to /v/ for the first time in a while, and has it always been that big of a coomer board and I just didn’t notice it until now?

BUDDY

by a show of pink wojacks, who's getting fucked today?

Buddy look at the gaysex pozzcock

>>50428251
We're in a sell the rip market not a buy the dip market, have been all year, time to catch up

>>50428338
Based SIGA sigma

>>50428314
I see why /smg/ is loosing money now. they have forgotten the word.

>>50428354
>Back
>that bearish crude oil chart
lol

>>50428316

>>50428420
Western games have sucked for about a decade now and their character designs are shit. /v/ just likes to drool over anime vidya like the weebs they are.

>>50428433
ill murder you bitch then youll learn about the skeletons

>>50428433
God, I want to fuck her bratty face.

>If you want somebody to spell your name wrong, die.

>>50428432
>Spreads are $3
lmao

>>50427727
>Who will be left to buy next year?
they make new gays every day

Is the FED doing anything this week? I thought they had a meeting Wednesday?

JUST ANOTHA MANIC MONDAYYYY

>>50428453
anime and its consquences have been a disaster for /v/

I'm up 10% on stock in C do I sell now or just hold? Think I can get it for cheaper once the recession fears kick back in

I think the BOIL pump may be over. Almost 50% in the span of a few weeks.

>>50428512
kek

>>50428510
Next week

You were warned

greetings

>Crabbing in the green
>Cramer rings bell
>Massive dump across the board

Who would have thought?

>>50428354
I bought $250k worth of oil equities during the dip.

>>50428543
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA

>https://www.ft.com/content/0b42d3c8-e5ab-4be7-ae1c-1b973e0f47d5
I hope you loaded up on oil because EU will get fucked really hard this winter

I'm thinking we're back mumu's, the bleeding has stopped.

>>50428535
Cooking the books from beyond the grave.

>>50428521
Cheap US NG is over. Brandon's increase in LNG export capacity will drag us to the global equilibrium price.

>>50428569
>I'm thinking we're back mumu's, the bleeding has stopped.

>>50428543
chechen apu?

>>50428564
I'm not paying for a subscription to a Jewish news service.

We're pumping to 4090 before eom. It's programmed.

>>50428564
I thought Biden went over to the Saudi's and got them to agree to pump more oil and apologize for killing that journalist?

>>50428603
Great I have GTC buy on VOO at 260

Holy fuck I'm making it

>>50428601
you dont have a paywall blocker add on installed?

>>50428543
amish drunk donkey cart driver bear?

>>50428546
I don't know who came up with this conspiracy to inverse Cramer, but I love it.
So many sheep setting up to be lead astray.

Insider here. Just got my asshole turned inside out by a BBC inside a porta potty behind publix. Buy SIGA.

>>50428643
sorry but I have to use this image

>>50428643
kek post positions. I like that 0.63% is that big of a jump.

i am once again asking you to keep /smg/ anti-semitism free

>>50428661
>Uranium etf yoy

why is outlook365 such trash

>>50428645
Who am I, Bill Gates?

>>50428676
Only if you pay me.

>>50428676
yeah, that's a no from me dawg

AAPL moving the treasury market....

>>50428420
It sucks now. Too many coombabies

Rate my 3 month of Roth IRA.

>>50428629
They laughed in his face and told him OPEC will decide output levels, not him.

>>50428681
so many business are locked into Microsoft and Microsoft products it doesn't have to be good.

>>50428543
ok NOW science has gone too far

>>50428702
looks good bro

>>50428676
I know!

Look at that volume bar on soxl dawg

>>50428702

>>50428702
Incomplete/10 Hope you're using it for your short term plays, btw, otherwise you're letting that tax advantaged space go to waste.

AAAAAAAAA IT WAS A TRAPDOOR SPIDER AFTER ALL

Lmao what the fuck happened? Any news?

>>50428717
>>50428726
>>50428728

>>50428740
cramer opened the market again

>>50428543
badger of the downward waddle

>>50427466
it's over

>>50428740
yeah, I just lost my virginity

>>50428676
No.

>>50428740
David Soxl being sought for questioning by the FBI and the DEA. Word on THE STREET is hes on the run again

I lost a lot of money today so Im gonna risk it all on earnings tomorrow to make up for lost time. Im thinking Netflix is gonna go something retarded, might have to go all in on OTM calls just because it seems so unlikely. am I retarded for this?

>SOXL back under $15
You're never. Ever. Ever. Going to $20 again lmao.

New
>>50428774
>>50428774
>>50428774

i got fleeced so hard today everything i do the market does the opposite.

>>50428757
The whole world is taking turns knocking Biden’s demented decrepit dick in the dirt

>>50428767 >>50428767>>50428767
>>50428767>>50428767

>>50428740
Some nutjob ranting about "oil barons" stabbed every tank in Cushing with a screwdriver and is threatening to set the spilled oil on fire.

>>50428744
Focus on your income. If you're not maxing your Roth contribution, you're losing.

>>50428750
Kek

>>50428783
>>50428801

>>50428783
>>50428801
fucking retards

>>50428783
>>50428801
Good job dummies

>>50428801
This is who is shilling oil.

>>50428808
I will be maxing. I started in April. I should easily have $6000 deposited by tax time 2023

Anyone playing LMT earnings and new contract?

I want maybe credit spreads???

>>50428718
Fug I want

>Dow inc is leading the Dow
This can't be good.

>>50429120
LMT is a long term buy and hold

>>50428564
gotta love how they blame russia for the supply cuts...

>>50430145
dude, not Russia, they're based and white! take that Ukraine Nazis!

>>50430200
they are the ones that put sanctions on russian oil. they are doing it to themselves. you can't be THAT retarded.

Shorting alts is basically free money during these market pumps. I don't see why they won't get totally obliterated in a couple of months while the economy further spirals out of control. Today APE was money in the bank for me on Logium.