/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50416997
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,207.121B, 97P = 22.754B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,153.750B, 95P = 22.671B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Griffin, you have 5 days

We’re all going to make it

The end of days is upon us

>>50417069
The end days of being poor. We're about to become the new elites, boys! Make sure you find yourself an nice unvaccinated Christian woman who wants to give you 20 sons and daughters.

>>50417046
Only if you stop being retarded bagholder and sell before the split

didn't realize that I had bought a few hundred dollars of ETH on the gs wallet and it got a bump the last day or so. Neat.

Rewatching Margin Call while posting in /GME/ and waiting for my DRS to settle in the morning and wondering if my boss at my tech job is going to get shitcanned this week is insanely meta. I can feel the schizo vibrations, and they say it's this month.

>>50417111
now how would that make one make it
are they paying you to be an idiot?

Jim Cramer is ringing the opening bell tomorrow.
>Armageddon

>>50417138
Watch how your account will bleed if you keep holding post split.
Screen cap this

>>50416997
BGM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfCV1bVOiGc

she didn’t swipe right bros but I figure tummy anon will appreciate this tightness

>>50417111
kek obviously loves apes who use reverse psychology

Wagmi. Don’t scroll dating apps while horny.

>>50417207
Or ever, really. Only trash females use them.

>>50417221
I’m trying to get my dick wet not find a wife.

Just in: Chrono trigger continues to reign the supreme thread theme

>>50417142
why do they love using cramer like this so much?

>>50417174
holy fucking kin0

>>50417284
He is a signal to a certain group. It's just me being autistic and in no way true. obviously.....maybe....well actually....

>>50417304
I unironically believe this.

>>50417304
If the market dumps I know for sure it's all a play

I actually have an Israeli password, but I hope you crazy bastards get to see your dreams of destroying Israel through, if it makes you happy. WAGMI

>>50417304
Cramer rang the bell in 2020 before the covid crash if I’m not mistaken. So there may be some validity to this.

>>50417164
Ok

>>50417232
You're doing it wrong, friend. Always keep marriage in mind when looking for a woman. perpetuating hookup culture is what fucked women up in the first place. We're going to be in a prime position to put a halt to the medias romanticizing of this type of shit. If you must, get a single sugar baby and treat her right. see her for 6 months and if she fancies you, then see if she wants to become more serious.

the gmehad is inevitable inshallah

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Magus Forgiving Pinheads can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50417179
I do. Don't worry fren tighter tummies bouncier bosoms MO'ASS and more are coming your way soon. All our wildest dreams are about to come true no hedgie can defeat the market tulpa we have created.

>>50417142
I thought this was debunked?

WAGMI

>>50417164
nice to know they don't prep you before they send you in

>>50417425

>>50416997
The black wind begins to blow...

https://youtu.be/144ZHZYKkKw

>>50417421
Nope.
https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1547581460520898562

>>50417430
Who send me in?

Gentlemen, when Thursday hits, are you ready to have more money than you've ever had in your entire life? Don't forget to set up limit buy orders on Wednesday based on the price at the end of the day. Might be able to score shares for as little as $50 or $60 after the split before the price shoots back up.

>>50417378
What say you to the idea of paying a team of guys like out of hitch to structure up a highly controlled scenario that gets me the girl that got away?

>chrono trigger edition
absolutely based baker we are all actually going to maker

>>50417507
>send
it's okay rajeesh I know english is hard but even google translate can do a better job than that
I'll tell you what. If you can type a complete sentence with perfect English spelling and Grammar I'll sell my shares

In a few hours you’ll be able to sell. Finally.
Don’t miss that chance

>>50417507
you need Grammarly.

>>50417569
Yeah. We should all do that for each other and then dump them

>>50417592
With all dat perfect English and grammar you are still a baggie. Kek many such cases

>50417668
He said English not Ebonics, rajeesh

@50417668
I'm also still cumming in your mom

>>50417678
Your mom is a coalburner. She had to settle with your cuck of the father much later in life

>>50417668
Bix nood sanjay, where da bobs and vagine at?

>>50417740
That’s what is your mom for

>>50417753
Does the mbz in your id stand for Mumbai zero?

I hope pajeet still posts once we make it. My plan is to buy out this mongolian basket weaving forum and contact the cyber police to backtrace his IP so I can find where he lives and mail him dead cow parts and pictures of me cumming in his mom

>>50417775
Does your mom regret burning the coal?

>>50417798

>>50417806
How do you even sleep at night knowing your own mom fucked niggers at some point in her life?

>>50417826
How do you got to sleep at night knowing you are a niggerfaggot and that kashmir belongs to pakistan?

>>50417826
I sleep well knowing that I eat out your mom's spicy smelly curry pussy every night

Also, my mom died in 9/11. So. Eat shit, loser.

This makes just enough sense to be believable as real. Kek shillies

>>50417638
You seriously wouldn't do it with me bro unless I dump her in the end? Shit. If she hurt you that bad then yeah, totally. For me I don't think it was her fault at all.

predictions for splivvy week, frens?

>>50417860
literally "good morning sirs"

>>50417850
At least she stopped fucking niggers that day

>>50417806
If I didn't think it'd catch me a b& I'd take some photos at work for our shill friends next time I'm carving up a cow head for the tongue+cheeks etc.
t. slaughterhouse anon

>>50417896
Yee fuckin yee my dude.

Good morning my basterds!

>>50417860
I used to think all the sell posting was just some really bored anon but after all this time and all the bad english there's no doubt in my mind it's legit some street shitting cow piss drinking shitskin pajeet who gets paid 50 cents a day to try to make us sell

>>50417926
Post tits

>>50417883
+-1% crab all week

50417952
show bob n vegena u bitch lasanga*

>>50417960
You first you fat cow

>>50417926
I’m inclined to agree. HOWEVER, judging by the specific grammatical errors made we could also be dealing with a wumao. Amazingly bullish if true

hold on lemme finish up cumming inside your mom

>>50417883
Ken Griffey Junior found dead in a vat of mayonnaise in an instance of karmic misfire. Crab this week modulo the splivvy, then moon rockets T+30 when all those 30+day FTDs get multiplied by four.

>>50417990
>wumao
Wrong on all accounts you stupid baggies.
I’m whiter than you stupid mutts ever be

>>50418024
arent you a potato nigger?

>>50417916
I'm sure you can find some just by googling it, carving pig and cow skulls for cheeks and tongues isn't uncommon.

Also as an aside, some beaner I work with, (as is what I assume is the case at most slaughterhouses it's 99% Beaners here), makes some fucking GREAT beef cheek tacos. Never tried tongue, but I hear it's not bad.

>>50418035
No why would I

>>50418051
kek nonwhite confirmed

>50418024
>this is the accusation he bothers to deny
>still obsessed with “whiter than you”
Nevermind, we have a Dalit on our hands. Probably Tamil or whatever the super dark ones are called

post yfw we shit ourselves monday morning

Crypto green
Futures green
GME market? Already dead
GME split? Priced in without FOMO
$32 EOW

>>50418059
Confirmed by whom? Your mom?

look at him try to use proper grammar now

>>50418082
Yeah your mom is such a picky bitch about the grammar.
BTW don’t footing sell at open

>it keeps happening
No more yous for you, Poo Vindaloo.

>>50418074
Based cheapies.
At least that's what I'd usually say, but I think I saw that you won't get the split on shares not settled by this morning yeah? If so just save the cash for buying right after the split.

>>50418122
Sell.
Take my advice

>>50417504
Massive LOLs will be had tomorrow

I need you to sell.
It will benefit us all.
Trust me

>>50418145
It’s even funnier when you remember that the last time he did this was either the day before or of the March 2020 flash crash. This is definitely a signal to somebody of what’s to come this week

Post MOASS I'm going to fuck a dolphin and no one can stop me

After this week there are no more hyped dates. Only dying cope and a slow selloff. Kek baggies

>>50418182
Sell first the rest of the baggie don’t want to be associated with you

>>50418182
When dealing with wild animals it pays to remember the lessons of Sun Tzu in his art of war.

>What the fuck, I was going to eat that!

>>50418182
>picks the rapiest animal to exist outside of niggers
anon, once you get in the water and the dolphins know what you have planned it’s extremely likely you end up on the receiving end. Not saying don’t try, but you should know what to expect

>>50417346
https://www.benzinga.com/news/22/07/28094393/jim-cramer-is-ringing-mondays-opening-bell-at-the-nyse-twitter-is-throwing-a-fit-already

WAGMI

>>50418224
Not if he fucks a female dolphin.

I'm scared, bros.

>>50418138
heh, no

Any crypto games out that aren't absolute garbage? pic related is decent so far just started

niggerfaggot is really weird. comes off like an unhinged glowboi.

Ok, post tits and I’ll leak the target price for our PnD team.

Where's tight tummy anon? He'll appreciate this

>>50418353
Well, I want to fuck a dolphin.

>>50418353
>>50418370
I'll tell you what. That's a beluga. And unfortunately, beluga pussy just doesn't compare to dolphin pussy.
Dolphins have the perfect sweet pink pussy, like the sweet nectar of an ebony nigress.
Beluga pussy is more like South East Asia pussy, sadly both in color and flavor.
Don't settle for the less choice friend.

>>50418330
Blowing yourself the fuck out as bad as he did will do that to a person.

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

Holy shit it’s not about to be a crypto rug, it’s about to be a crypto TRAP DOOR

BTC will hit $9k by market open

Checkem

>>50418460
I am rock hard rn

>>50418521
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

>>50418564
>Smuckers Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Fucking kek

>>50418564
This will be my project post MOASS. I will make this reality

>>50418576

this is who hedgies are losing to

>>50418598
Bro. I’m crying laughing right now. And I took a melatonin 15 minutes ago

>>50418564
From deer to dolphins, someone is determined to turn gme holders into zoophiles.

For all his wealth, I'd bet my stack Ken Griffin has never once fucked a dolphin. He is squandering that wealth and it will be in much better hands after MOASS. WAGFAD

>>50418353
dang

Remember it is dangerous to attempt intercourse with dolphins. Proceed at your own risk and please do not harm them!

>>50418458
It's honestly amazing to see NegroFaggot doubling down after getting so anally annihilated the moment the dividend was announced. His anus must be so prolapsed it'd put porn stars to shame.

>>50418861
Its not rational behavior. His behavior is so cloying and abusive, reminds me of dealing with gaslighting family members. Makes me think his goal is not necessarily to cause us to sell.

>>50418861
>>50418930
He's probably just pent up. That's what no dolphin pussy does to a mfer

Current thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE

>>50418180
t+35, 35 business days from July 22 so mid September
>two more months

>>50419055
Look at his other post.

>>50418521
Well I guess i know what I'm buying after the squeeze

an entire thread about the economics of securing dolphin pussy is the most /biz/ thing to happen on this board. I hope /smg/ permanently refers to us as dolphin fuckers.

Btc 22k
Eth 1500
Market never crashing
Baggies never going above 150 again

>insiders have recently leaked information about today’s date being 18/07/22 for the civilised world and 07/18/22 for the not so civilised
>they have confirmed the date for today
It’s today.

>>50419055
And these are FTD's that will be on CNS, right? I remember hearing essentially how they wont be able to can kick because of that.

I am a 13 share poorfag and am worried I am NGMI. Should I be comfy /GME/?

Bros I'm fucked I just got hooked on a new drug after being clean since 2018. I need help.

>>50419327
Is it GME?

>>50419150
>5T
Nah, it’s just annoying off topic shit. Send dolphin porn to KG. Then you’ll have my attention

>>50417111
sorry, did anybody mark this simpleton?
no? then why the fuck is the lad blabbering on as if the fact were true?

>>50419238
nobody marks you.

>>50418952
after reading this thread and many others like it over the years I am seriously going to consider fucking a dolphin at some point in my life
Wild one seems dangerous but I think it'd be pretty suspicious if not illegal to own a private dolphin

>>50419327
is it dolphin pussy jelly?

>>50419302
How does 1jewbillion per share sound?

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

The market is fucking MOONING premarket. Crypto crabbing up. I mean it's just so depressing for baggies at this point.

>>50417514
Thursday pm anon, Friday morning is when they go on sale

>>50419502
the market is mooning rn?
my dick is mooning rn anon.

>>50419327
>>50419468
No its ritalin believe it or not like shit It was easier to say not to coke than it is to this shit.

>>50419471
Sounds wonderful. Does anyone know if corporate lawyerfag is still holding. I can't remember the last time I was calvin

>>50419502
Yeah, i'd hate to be a baggie, prolly would kms. Luckily I own game stonk.

>>50419425
This you?
www.bestialitysextaboo.net/12707/man-penetrating-female-dolphin-far-too-short/

>>50419520
Well, if you're goinh to be addicted to ritalin for a time, might as well do something productive. Maybe do some work, and buy more stock? Create le ebin schizo dd theories? :)

>>50417164
Yes just like Tesla did...

WAGMI

>>50419568
I did almost double the work I'm supposed to on Wednesday but I get paid hourly so It only hurts me since I get alot of OT on this trip. I start digging into some schitzo shit on Thursday but I got horny and ended up spending like 4 hours trying to get off

>>50419520
Man, stuff like that can be a real trip. Be careful anon.

>>50419594
Ouch. Dis you get any schizo shit done after?

>>50419581
Tesla actually makes products. Imagine thinking your t-shirt company is comparable to the top electric car manufacturer. You absolute fucking donkey

>>50419540
fucking wish

>already 144
Show me your WAGMI face, frens.

>>50419700
checked
WAGMI

>>50419632
No its was all gone the moment I came.

>>50419700
You're up less than the price of oil today. Losing to inflation and the market baggieb

>>50419710
Damn.
I was on bupropion for a while a few months ago and all it gave me was some determination to do stuff. After it diminished and i started to have some negative effects i stopped. Not very pleasant drug after all. Dont know about ritalin though.

Baggies really think they gonna make gorillions because of shitty dying company like GameStop
Kek this shit isn't even worth $5
I'll fucking die laughing after the stock split doesn't do anything besides crashing the price even more

>>50419623
Yeah its crazy to me anon. Spent 2.5 years as a teenager addicted to hard drugs due to being suicidally depressed. Turn 18 become a zogbot and clean my shit up and finally stop being depressed. Get out due to medical issues and find a good path in life finally happy and have shit going for me start doing drugs 1-3 times a year because thats the only time I have any game and can get pussy. Do coke, mdma, 2cb and start drinking have no problem controlling myself and only doing it over 1 to 2 weekends 1-3 times a year just for pussy. Decide to try ritalin because I'm getting fat hooks me hard and I become a fiend. It makes no sense its littlerally not supposed to have any recreational value and every time I talked to anyone about it they say it's garbage.

>>50418411
wtf

Baggies this shit stock is going down below 40 this week!

>>50419581
Tesla actually produces something of value. What does GameStop do? They trade used games and take a slice of the proceeds. It's literally CFDs for people's used games. You honestly think they'll just give up that cash by generously making some decentralized marketplace whatever?

>>50419751
Ritalin to me is like coke light gives me all the same positive feelings just weaker more manageable and not the least bit overbearing. The thing that's does it is I get no comedown except tiredness and mild insomnia which I already have normally so I don't have much reason not to just keep going.

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

>>50419799
No bro you don't understand...... they have a website that sells peoples jpgs.....
It doesn't matter that it makes less than $20000 a day. It doesn't matter that apple makes $1800 a second bro.
Gamestop and apple are worth the same amount bro

>shills having to work overtime
>still no new script
Oh no no, did you get screamed at by your bosses? No Rupees for you today? I am feeling bullish :)

premarket awooga

>>50419799
TESLA FAGGOTS AND AMC NIGGERS WILL ALL BE DEAD IN THE WATER, YOU HEAR ME? JAIME BOY OR WAS IT KENNY BOY? SON? U THERE?

>>50419820
Literally losing to oil and the nasdaq. Kek coping baggie. Nice split on Friday. Why is nobody buying? Where's the fomo

I'm going to ooo massively... can't contain it.

>>50419647
>>50419799
>Billions in revenue and increasing
>All aspects of the business growing
>Branching into tech and web3 ventures
>BUT WHAT ARE THEY DOING

Pajeets had plenty to say about Tesla too, and still do, why the sudden change of heart? Anyway this was in the context of a divvy stock split on an overly shorted stock

>>50419763
Yea man Ritalin is garbage, that shit just makes me depressed with a small sprinkle of “I wonder if a 12 gauge tastes good lololol” thoughts.

Adderall is better appetite suppressant and doesn’t make me a depressednigger

>>50419850
Holy fucking gigacope. Lie more about your dying business.

>50419831

good point, ill buy some more first thing tomorrow! Thanks for the suggestion!

>>50419802
That's interesting. Well, as long as you don't fry your dopamine receptors, godspeed fren.

>>50419802
Oh and the adhd med stimulant euphoria goes away after 2 weeks and your left with all the side effects

> Makes you hornier than ever
> Can’t get hard

Fucking kek

>fudding GME fundamental value
Shills, the point of MOASS is for the stock price to leave the fundamentals behind. The stock will be worth in multiple of thousands of the company’s actual fundamental value. Arguing that GME is overvalued compared to its fundamental value is only admitting that MOASS has already started and that we are slowly ramping. Get a new script.

>>50419888
So you agree gamestop has no fundamental value and your only hope is another squeeze because the company is worthless on its own?
Thanks for agreeing baggie.

>>50419857
See it hasn't made me depressed makes me feel like a god for me it's just coke lite for the comedown I just get tired and take a couple extra hours to fall asleep. I've done adderall before and I love it too much which is why I didn't try it. Every time I do Adderall I compulsively redose until I tweak out thats fine once in a blue moon but for daily use trying to lose weight I cant.

Mini ooooooooooooo

>>50419872
Well I just did 1.2 grams in the past 2 weeks so I'm probably fucked atleast I'm out now and all my spare cash get automatically turned into gme which I won't sell even for drugs. It's just gonna be a rough couple of weeks

>>50419897
So you agree it is already in a massive squeeze?

>>50419909
fucking narcos get the hell out of here and share your "cool experience" somewhere else

>>50419881
It gives me no side effects other than soft PP but if you beat it enough he'll become hard

>>50419944
Lol I'm not saying its cool I'm saying I have a problem and need some help.

boys if anybody rides motorcycles, give me your post moass dream motorcycle. much appreciated

what are the chances that everyone here gets to retire this friday

>>50419971
100%

baggiebros will we finally shit ourselves in pm today?

>>50419971

0%. Squeeze isn't for months still. Maybe a full year.

Anons join my prayer/meditation/chant to summon the big OOOO. We can manifest it with enough focus. Close your eyes, imagine a green upwards line, fully inhale and "oooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoo", pause, go for 33x

>>50419971
Even if you are stupid enough to sell first day its still T+2. And if you are never selling you are gonna have to wait even longer to get any returns off a NFT stake. If it starts this week im calling in sick next week and gonna wait it out atleast a couple weeks into it.

If moass started in the next 3-5 months well that would be great
I beg.......

>>50419897
I too used to put words in the mouth of my dissidents, making a straw man argument, when I was prepubescent. Now a days I don’t argue with people that show prepubescent mental abilities.

>>50420007
digits make it so

Can't believe I have been kekking at you baggies for a year and a half now. Never once has it gotten old.
Kek baggies

>>50419965
Yamaha fz10 is what I want to get

Kenneth Griffin?
>CHOP
Moths child?
>CHOP
Gary Gensler?
>CHOP
David Lauer?
>CHOP
Leon Cooperman?
>CHOP
Jim Cramer?
>CHOP

while there is no doubt a lot more I could list here the result remains the same. they fear the guillotine above all else and it's what they deserve

best that they don't forget what's coming to them

So, the split isnt gonna activate moass, what could theoretically force hedgeis to cover?

my schizo theory on why creamer is ringing opening bell is that its 1) a signal, and 2) a punishment.

an embarrassing performance, or shocking market day would be linked now twice in a row to jimmothy creamer. i also believe that many big cats hate creamer and having to use him as a media buffer.

ANOTHER

GREEN

DAY

INC

>>50420051
https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY
>ITS TIME FOR GUILLOTINES-PILLED

>>50419799
They sell toys, consoles, furniture, computer hardware like video cards, nft marketplace that has already done better than Coinbase and will eventually crush opensea if it continues this growth trend, lot of stuff in GME's future.

I want something like this for a single share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXkdjfnBWoI

>>50417142

the end of all things in two weeks, its been fun

>>50417111

>>50420135
how do you beat this

ITS FUCKING OVER

>>50420097
>Nft marketplace
A shitty JPEG store which makes only 20k per day kek
Really going to turn things around

this is the script theyve been given

>>50420162
>it's the 20k per day meme again

>>50420169
>this is the script theyve been given
Such is the fate of all NPCs.

ok here's a you rajesh

explain this

>>50420175
7.3 million a year for barebones beta isn’t bad. I really hope that they use the technology if NFTs better than this though.

>>50419971
1% at most

>>50420209
ill take it

>>50420205
Jpgs are not the purpose, potential or future of the gamestop nft market, it's just the training wheels. Music, video, and games are already being traded there as well.

i still think nft gamba in video games is the real crack path to $$$$$

>>50420192
It's muscle growth from laughing at you baggies for 1.5 years

>>50419965
Riding a motorcycle is just asking to be made into pavement pizza, I don’t care how responsible you are. Why test your luck?

i want a moped after moass

gonna get one for all (4) friends of mine

gonna mob em

>>50419965
BMW R1250 GS Adventure

>>50420385
bitch you in GME general

u ok fren

Today's the day. Check 'em

>>50420422

>>50420422
Exciting news.

This is good nfts

>>50420422
God wills it

>>50420403
>finally escape the rat race thanks to MOASS
>buy a motorcycle
>win a Darwin award
I mean, part of the reason GameStop is a good gamble is because most of us are already poor and if we lose everything we’ll still just be poor so we have nothing to lose. I don’t recommend gambling with your life anon. Buying a motorcycle post-MOASS is just tempting fate

imagine having only one life and playing it conservatively

Imagine dying at a young age because you’re a retard

imagine imagining

>>50420385
i understand what you are saying, your kind heart is also appreciated fren

Motorcycles are cool but I'd only use one on a closed course.

>>50420478
oooo gawd

>>50418952
That sweet sweet dolphin puss puss

>>50420478

Attention baggies
Last time the stock price reached 150, it crashed all the way down to 130s
It's currently at 144, better sell quickly at opening so you at least make some profit
Don't baghold

bunch of enormous pussies in this thread. I'm surprised if you fags are gonna make it

>>50420546
how are you going to advocate for "safe" "responsible" actions in a fucking GME thread

might be good FUD ngl

>>50417128
I’m sure hedge funds are having a meetings like that ever since this began. Imagine having all that stress when all we have to do is hold.

>so you at least make some profit

this drifting narrative

SEND THE AI GUYS

>>50420521
What would be better for my mental health once I make it: a dolphin concubine, or a sugar baby?

Long time lurker. Just here to post
>WAGMI.
The split doesn't spark the MOASS? Doesn't matter, we'll just make it later. It cost me strictly nothing to hold; and I had tons of funs reading the threads

IBKR it's not a forward split, it's a splivvy...
Forward split is implying brokers can just 4x the number. That ain't happening.

>>50420608
You've got to be kissing those tight tummies post-MOASS anon

>>50420608
A sugar Dolphin

>>50420617
A bit to swarthy for my liking desu

tight tummy anon might have really embedded some deep seeded truths in my soul over the last few months

kek baggies

+3.26 PM

ABSOLUTLEY NONE

This is likely to be a week when OOOOO demand hits an all time high. Luckily the price of OOOOO has dipped substantially over the past year. Make sure you stock up now so you aren't disappointed later!

My bank in which I hold shares sent me a letter.
>We transfer the new shares to your investment account, when we receive them. This will be after 26 July 2022.
>Due to technical constraints you will not be able to sell your Gamestop shares from 22 July 2022 until after the new shares are transferred yo your investment account.

Are they just slow boomers or do they know something is unusual with this stock dividend?

I have an announcement to make gentleman. after having tranny janny falsely ban me for ban evasion the day after my ban expired. I will now be raising the bounty on tranny jannys head to 10 gme shares and I will keep the bounty on nigger faggot at 5 shares but I want him alive so I can fuck his Canadian twink boipussy till he dies. Any fren who bring me both will be rewarded 25 shares of class A common gamestop stock thank you.

>verification not required

>>50420668
Call them, demand to speak to their compliance supervisor.

>>50420666
Thanks for the financial advice, satan.

>>50420617
Dolphins have tight tummies too
>>50420620
Kek

UNEXPECTED, (STEALTH)
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE

!
!
!


ITS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE

>>50420670
based and fuck jannies pilled

>>50420755
Shoo nasty crab shoo shoo

>>50420620
This thread is off the charts

>>50420608
Why not open up the first dolphin brothel and have it operated by your sugar babies? I would pay to fuck a dolphin im sure I'm not alone

>>50420666
>OOOOO
AAAAA

>>50420058
My initial thought was same as yours that this was a punishment for him.

im sure some of you have seen this. this is so filled to the fucking brim with all sorts of interesting talking points.

this is still posted on his official "thestreet" youtube channel, and has never been removed.

"SEE WHEN YOU TALK SPORTS, I GET IT"

she didnt.

https://youtu.be/seVl9z316vM

>>50420794
this is what i mean

>>50417753
Does picrel make you seethe, benchod?

8k views??? either reset or reposted

maybe you guys havent seen it tho

its a classic

WELCOME TO MONDAY MORNING JIMMOTHY

>>50420780
>>50419965
>>50420780
I have once ridden a Dolphin like a motorbike, it was an experience like no other. Instant torque from one flick of it's tail.

I would not suggest trying to stick you peanus weanus in one unless you want it detached at 60mp in under 2 seconds

>>50418180
all we have to do is wait, meme date or not they still have to close their short positions.

>>50420859
If this man can fuck a dolphin why can't I?
www.bestialitysextaboo.net/12707/man-penetrating-female-dolphin-far-too-short/

Dear Shorties
please push the price down to two digits so I can buy more cheapies before the split. Thank you.
Kind regards
GME investor #859264829

Bros I'm worried about GMEs "pump" levels
Kinda seems like we're running on "pump fumes" at this point
How can we obtain more "pump" before the split?!

>wake up to see thread filled with talk about fucking dolphins

>>50420916
Bro your telling me you don't want to expierence the bliss of unlimited cooming from the dolphin pussy jelly

>>50420917
wtf you talking about nigga?
we just built a new pump tank this weekend

>>50420916
That means we’re close to victory. Hedgies fear the Dolphin fucker

>>50420917
Brother you aint seen nothing yet. The day will start with a strong N-formation, we won't need to pause for pump until lunch

seems like they're not liking 145

>>50420917
>>50420666

nigger did you not DCA on OOO's?

FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
STOCKPILES ARE HIGH

I GOT O's FOR DAYS

kek baggies

>>50420859
>I would not suggest trying to stick you peanus weanus in one unless you want it detached at 60mp in under 2 seconds
That's what the ketamine is for.

>>50421091

>>50421091
>gamestock's doing le heckin' hitler digits again
mein gott

>>50421091
The SEC refused to enforce the rules, now one lone maverick has stepped in to bring about the coming MOASS...

shills on permanent vacation

calls on $DOLPJ after moass

Despite all their rage
The shills will forever wage

i see this M in my dreams

i think we are in may/june of 2021

>>50421250
No we're in July 2022

>>50421267
Prove it.

>>50421277
checked & also waiting for proove

Split today?

Here to watch the mass suicide when the whole thing dies after the split.

>50421370
>STILL

>>50421370
set up a countdown and post it in every thread to show how few you care about GME and that you only here for the laughs.

>>50421369
Friday

>>50421396
English please

>50421442
>STILL

>>50421442
I dont feel english today

>50421370
Yeah yeah we fucking get it already cunt. If I had a dollar for every time some dumb fuck shill said we'd all kill ourselves I'd have one more GME.

Kek flaggies

>>50420935
That was the funniest thing that's happened in these threads in a long time.

>>50419965
Please wear a helmet. Some idiot turned l left in front of me and I t boned him at 60mph. Helmet saved my life. If he you ride conservatively other people drive like idiots.

I already have an xr250 dirt bike, so I'm good.

>>50421499
Biking to work everyday as an eurofag. First thing i bought was a mountain bike helmet. I look idiot as fuck on my small foldable bike with a knight-helm level thing on my head, but I care more about staying alive if I get rammed than my looks while commuting.

>>50421521
how many kms a day you do?

Gamestock up 11% in a week on no news

>>50421521
Bro one of the great joys of life is when you realize that literally nobody cares what you look like in public, everyone is too caught up in their own shit

>>50421543
15 km/day with a cumulated total of 125m of elevation difference.
>>50421562
And that's why I bought the helmet in the first place.

>>50421551
No news? Lol anon I ….

utterly seething

>>50421684
This salty faggot probably posts here. Shills mad

>>50421684
>I'm not short on GME and BBBY I swear
>I just really really really dislike Ryan Cohen
>Stop worshiping him you cultists!
>It's all your fault!
This dude has an aura of desperation brighter than the fucking sun

>>50421709
he could be the faggot who tried to call the FBI because someone said

>it's too late for shorts, time has run out for them and theirs

lol he lost his shit over it lol

>>50421684
They hate RC so much for no reason but they want me to believe they closed. Kek.

>>50421735
when they resort to the same shill talking points like calling it a cult they 100% are either giving or taking the talking points lol

>>50421735
That's just the seething we see. Imagine the roiling cauldrons of hatred that these cunts are cradling every single minute of every single day. The thought alone is enough to make a man hold GME.

>>50421772
>The thought alone is enough to make a man hold GME.

>>50421784
the seething continues

>>50421799
we are getting close, the word cult is being spread unironically like it isnt part of church and politics. the absolute state of disbelief LOL.

Holy shit did CRUDE OIL announce a split? Why are they outperforming you premarket?


KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK FOMOLESS baggies nobody wants your shit

>>50421684
seethe, cope, and dilate

>>50421799
Damn; did we found Nigger's true identity?
It's one step less for bounty hunters.

>>50421759
>>50421772
If you were completely disconnected from all of this you would see it as some historic oddity instead of seething so much about one man trying to save a company. They hate RC but their hate of the plebs that trapped them in this predicament is truly without comparing.

>>50421799
Checked and based. Schadenfreude is the second best dividend from holding.

>>50421817
My good gentleman, I have one word to answer to your fair point.

Sneed.

>>50421799
A fellow leaf like Ryan too Kek.

>>50421799
He didn’t seem to mind when AMC baggies were bullying Chuck Gasparino

>>50421812
scientology took on the IRS and won. We took on wall street, the government, central banks an won. Who's more powerful?

>do you feel in charge

>>50421849
Forgot pic

>>50421796
>>50421796
>>50421796
Threaded.

>>50421849
>>50421863
yeah but Gasparino deserves it

just bought 15 shares. Am i gonna make it