/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50418175
>>50418175
Retard

>>50418175
>tip: $7

>>50418175
yeah stop going to see shitty marvel movies, I'm doing the same.

Do Americans really

>>50418199

I know its bullshit but I feel like a poorfag if I don't tip

and i'm not a fucking poorfag

>>50418204
yea this is the first one I've wasted money on since Endgame.
But holy fuck bros. the "humor" was painfully cringey. Even the fucking normies around me weren't laughing at the "jokes"

Don't be a jackass. Watch it online.

>>50418175
"it makes my shit look mid" isn't a positive statement

>>50418299

Can tell that you never watched American Psycho. You're probably a zoomer.

He was angry that the other guy's business card was cooler than his. so in zoomer speak he'd say "it makes my shit look mid".

your generation is fucked bro. Zoomers are the biggest fucking faggot generation this planet has ever seen.
Hopefully you can save yourself and not be like 95% of your generation.
first step: go watch American Psycho

>>50418175
were the nacho chips stale? ive noticed many chips are stale since covid.

>>50418337
Zoomers really are fucked. How did it go so wrong? Please tell me it can't get any worse.

>>50418337
I'm a zoomer and you are retarded
>paying 15$ dollars for a movie
>paying 45$ for fucking food and snacks
>leaving a tip AFTER WATCHING A SHIT MOVIE

>>50418366

nah it was one of those fancy theaters where you can order food to your seat.
I ordered a burger and truffle fries.

wasn't worth it.

>>50418337
That guy is a retard but you also sound like an underage newfag

>>50418175
I don't even pirate american media. Here, I'll save you the time of ever having to watch anything produced by an american or british company in the current year again
>wypipo bad/wypipo must die
>black wuz kangz n' sheeeit
>being a diseased faggot is superior to being normal
there, 99% of anglo media is centered around these concepts. Dialogue, characterization, plot, original or innovative production techniques, they all take a backseat to communicating those concepts. Also, everything made today looks gray and cheap, so depressing. It's like they even cgi mundane items and green screen common locations.

>>50418175
don't act like you're better than anyone, i spent my night watching Sergei Bondarchuks 7 and a half hour epic War and Peace with my girlfriend while you sat around wasting your time. You're a pleb you're not better than anyone else, go eat your pop corn, waste your money, watch your capeshit and get lost.

>>50418175
You do realise you aren't supposed to tip or buy food and drinks?

In the UK you just sneak your food in literally everyone with half a brain cell does so

>>50418385

nigger I'm 30 and been on this site since 2007

>>50418337
>>50418385
Oh no, I forgot how the scene in the cinema classic "American Psycho" went. I've been exposed as a zoomer and a retard.

>>50418409

kek. kys. you're a low IQ mutt if you think this thread was made to brag.

>>50418410
it was a fancy theater where you can order food/drinks directly to your chair while watching. Wasn't a typical movie theater

>>50418175
why are you watching cape shit

do americans really tip for watching a movie? are they retarded or what?

>>50418488

went with family. they were bored and wanted to see a movie

>>50418531
inside was basically a restaurant where a server comes and takes your order and brings the food/drinks to you at your seat

>>50418175
Ong frfr

50418428
Obviously

>>50418428
Yes. You're a retard for opening your mouth.

>>50418175
Very bad business decision for sure.

>>50418572
>>50418449
faggot, your so obnoxious it hurts to think i share the board with people like you, /tv/ is that way brother.

>>50419083

> your so obnoxious!

cry more nigger

>>50418337
This

I haven’t watched the movie but even I know this iconic scene. If you don’t know who Patrick Bateman is you are I ironically outing yourself as a Redditfag and missing out. I wish Bateman posting would make a comeback, too many frogs now.

>>50418175
Imagine watching a movie

>>50419188
this

>tip

>>50418175
>actively supporting capeshit
You are the problem.

Wait who do you tip at the movie theater? The negro that washes your penis in the bathroom?

>>50418175
took my mum on a trip to see the elvis movie
>spent $120 on tickets and food

i felt the whole in my wallet, really fucking ridiculous how expensive the shit is.

>>50418286
you fucking tip a guy for getting the popcorn out of the machine into the container and ringing up the price. Just like, idk, when you fucking buy something? Did he tell you to go take your seat and bring it to you? No. You mutts are insane and riddled with guilt and niggers everywhere are leeching off of your 'tips'.

>>50418175
I spent €7 seeing Top Gun by going to my local cinema instead of the big multiplex in the city and also bringing my own drink and managing to go without eating for 2 hours.

>>50419932

feels good paying for you parents tho

>>50419982

nigger did you even read the thread? it was one of those fancy theaters where a waiter comes to your seat and you order. then they bring the food directly to your seat.

>>50419892
I never tip the penis washers, they never do a proper job cleaning beneath the foreskin.

>>50418175
You were a faggot for even showing interest in the first place much less actually spending money and watching it. I mean all those capeshit movies are free to pirate and even still I've only seen Nolan's Batman and Reimi's Spiderman.
>af
>af
>bro
I fucking hate all you Zoomers. You little shits are hopeless and obnoxious.

>>50420327

as fuck and bro aren't zoomer words you stupid fucking NIGGER.

kids in the 90s were saying as fuck and bro

>>50418175
>paid for a torrent
It's hard to believe "people" still fall for these scams.

>>50420065
>it was one of those fancy theaters
Did you pay extra compared to the normal theaters?
If so there's no need to tip.
If no there's no need to tip.
You never need to tip.
If the quality of your service/product depends on you tipping, get a wife.

movies

lol

>>50418175
>Tip $7
Wait who did you tip? The popcorn guy?

>>50418175
Shit humor but far better than the shitshow that was Ragnarok. At least this movie didn't have Thor be a weakling, had good fights, a good villain, and introduced other pantheons finally.

>>50418175
Why yes, my friend, this is straight busting for real
laugh out loud this is middle!

What an exquisite post!

Please drink bleach, I'm begging you.

>>50418175
Last time I went to the movie theater was to watch The Northman, which I liked, but it reminded me of why I don't go to the theater anymore.
>overpriced tickets, even for a matinee
>overpriced shitty junk food
>sticky floor and seats
>15+ minutes of commercials before the movie even starts
>if there's niggers viewing, good luck hearing any dialogue
>if there's boomer dumbfucks viewing, a phone is going to ring at least twice
Theaters are just gay and boring now.

>>50418337
All zoomoids like American Psycho because of le sigma male Twitter meme.

>>50418337
You sound like a faggot as well

>>50418175
The absolute state of amerimutt tip cucks. Worse than a janny

>>50423291
I like American Psycho cause of the FourChan Doubles Guy Meme

>>50418175
the digital pirate wins again.
ticket: $0
food drinks during movie: maybe $10?
tip: ? who the fuck tips at a movie theater?

>>50418175
>"no cap"
I still don't understand what this means

>tip the projectionist $7 for playing the movie
>get charged a $1 convenience fee

>>50418175
who did you go with? did you take a girl, anon?

>>50418286
>Didn't stream it the day before it came out
>Bought a ticket
It's like an IQ test and u failed it bussin boi

>>50423680
I'm not a nigger or a native English speaker and even I deduced it means "seriously"
Maybe grow some IQ points?

>>50418175
Sounds like you spent 15 on the movie and 45 on food

Also 7 dollars is like almost 10 percent. Youre a douche unless you didnt nake the server do much or they sucked youre a freeloader

Why is everyone in this thread acting like they've never been to a studio movie grill? You tip your waiter elsewhere even though you don't want to right?

>>50418286
Did they bring the food to you like a restaurant or was it concession? If they brought the food to you and like came and took your order and kept your drink refilled then you didnt pay enough
If it was a concession you coulda just thrown like 3 bucks in cuz they all get hourly pay

>>50418175
Go back to plebbit marvel watching nigger faggot

>>50420065
Then you didnt tip enough. You significantly under tipped
You owe the guy 2-3 dollars

>>50419982
Faggot in america we have have theaters that ARE restaurants and the food is actual hot food with sides and alcohol and the server serves the same as any restaurant

>>50420700
Mo. You retard. He tipped a legitimate waiter that brought him food and refilled his drink and took his order

Thats like saying “you shouldnt top at restaurants”

>>50423720
He tipped a server poorfag

>>50423912
If he didnt go with a girl then hes a chump.
If he went with guys he shoulda just got alcoholic drinks and MAYBE a side then went to mcdonalds afterwards

>>50424308
Most of the people on this website are sociopaths and autists. Only about 30% of us are actually high iq adults looking for an uncensored outlet of knowledge and irreverance

>>50424300
what

>>50418175
Lmao these posts are why I love bear market biz

>>50424536
and you won't find it here my fellow autist

>he paid money to see this

>>50424696
lol wtf is this?

>>50418175
You paid for disney garbage?
Alright I guess it's time to buy DIS since fucking normie retards can't get enough of shit in their face

>>50424731
the ghost of Trayvon Martin appears and teaches Thor about white privilege on Earth

>>50424696
hahahahahahahhahahaha. Holy shit.

>>50418175
Who the fuck did you tip at a movie? Retard?

>>50418175

>>50424696
what

>>50420038
You mean you're not a fat mutt? Top gun was actually good too.

>>50418175
"Why do they keep making these shitty movies?" asks local man, after paying to see shitty movie

>>50425029
now look up how much marvel trash makes in china

>paying money to be propagandised by jews for an hour and a half and throwing in a tip too

>>50418175
I saw it too. I hated it and when it was over I didn't clap and i threw my popcorn and soda all over the floor to let the movie theater know I didnt care for the movie.

>>50425480
Not a lot? US movies haven't been doing well in China for years. They far prefer movies made by their own film industry anymore.

>>50424696
>Hologram nigga broke into his apartment

>>50418175
Tip? Who the fuck do you tip?

>>50425561
He had to be out of the apartment for a few hours while his girlfriend got plowed by Tyrone so he figured he may as well go see a movie

>>50424696
lmao the f is this

>>50424696
>Starring no talent nigga kid with weird contact lenses

>>50424696

for anyone wondering, this isn't some edit.
this shit was actually in the movie

>>50418175
>go watch movie
>pay half your ticket in tips
>my freedom

>>50418175
It's around $70 for 3 tickets on a VIP IMAX booth in my shithole country too, including "gourmet" dinner which is good but nothing extraordinary.

>>50418175
>i gave money to the jew
>he sprayed his diarrhea down my throat
>I'll do it again because I'm a stupid goycattle who loves shlomo's acidic diarrhea so much I cant get enough of it

>>50428884
kek no fucking way

>>50418337
First off I agree on the point you make on zoomers; fuck those retards. That being said I liked your meme until you actually broke it down piece by piece to a retarded zoomer. Because you did that, the meme suddenly isn't so funny. Hopefully you won't do this again.

>>50418428
Unironically yes

>>50430153

kid is that one asguardian nigger's son. (the nigger who can open portals, think thanos killed him in infinty war or some shti)

>>50430243

kek. apologies, ser. Yea I shouldn't have explained it to the dumbfuck zoomer who decided to open his faggot mouth

>people still watching capeshit in 2022

You deserve to be poor. You are literally cattle.

>>50418175
Really that bad? Was one of the only marvel movies I was looking forward to

>>50420433
The "af" abbreviation was popularized by Zoomers.

>>50432185

I'm dead serious.
shit was a legit 0/10

the cringe was so bad at some points that it physically hurt. I've watched most of marvel's capeshit movies and none were this bad

>>50418175
>capeshit
You're destined to be poor, anon. you are the cattle. Your existence is allowed because it makes others' rich so damn easily. You spend an unreasonable amount of money consooming shit made by corporations for the purpose of extracting resources from cattle like yourself.
I too spent too much money this weekend. I spent several hundred taking me and my gal on a road trip to see a band we like live. I spent around $400, gf probably spent about half that.
>hotel
>gas/travel/car wear
>tickets were $200 alone
>merch
>food/overpriced drink

But it a very memorable experience, one I will cherish for years.
>First time at Berkeley Greek, donated by wealth GOAT Hearst to Commie GOAT Cal Berkeley. Beautiful amphitheatre
>Excellent musicians
>Notable road trip w/ my life partner, grand experience
>Great food and drink all weekend

We spent 10x what you did, but it would be worht it at 50x, because you consume meaningless trash that does not even give you true joy.
FWIW both me and gf have been ~75% in metals, because we know cattle like you are leading us to our collective societal collapse, and you keep giving these social parasites money for your cheap shitty dopamine hits.

Hope that latest shitcoin works out for you, anon. Good Job pouring your paycheck into The Mouse's pockets. I'm sure your 401k has some $DIS so it's like paying yourself LOL!
Hope you watched your nightly news today to keep up on the latest events! Don't forget to donate money to keep democracy alive in Ukraine, and get your booster!

>>50424696
holy kek space niggers are real
>>50418175
op that is what you get from watching jewllywood films. you paid to get NPC programming

>>50432618
based. its funny to me that people forgot that being based is a good thing.

>>50418175
Why would you spend money for that shit? Of course it sucked! Female kosher Thor can suck my cock!
Yes Ragnarok was funny, but Hemsworth is a known sellout. just look at his role in Ghostbusters, that cuck got what he asked for.

>>50418175
I heard that it's just as bad if you pull it off the torrents and watch it with shitty sound and ads for some online gambling site. Only it don't cost you nothing.

>>50432725
Ofc they are, there's some documentaries about their gay war against feminiam.

>>50425029
s-she hulk?

>not eating a steak dinner before the movie and then watching the movie stoned in imax with a bottle of san pellegrino.

damn zoomers doing it all wrong. Anyways you should have watched Top Gun instead.

>>50418337
This zoomers are the biggest generation of nigger worshippers the planet has ever seen.

>>50418175
>>50418286
>>50418337
Not your personal blog, movie would have only cost you a maximum of $25 if you weren't a fat fuck, also the underage girl at the snack bar isn't going to fuck your comic book guy, fedora wearing ass for a $7 tip.
Zoomers might be cringe, but I can smell your autism through your "meme explanation"

>Not using a custom plex server to pirate every new movie

You are poor, poorfag.

>>50418199
>>50418286
If you tipped more, they'd make better movies.

>>50432783
What? The trailer has been out for months. I totally forgot Ms. Marvel was a thing due to She Hulk being hyped up more right after Moon Knight.

I watched a 5 minute video from a film YouTuber that explained why it's an unfunny dogshit movie, oh, and I watched it on 2x speed because I couldn't be fucked to bother with the entire video.
Price - $0

>>50418286

this literal NIGGER has a chip on his shoulder