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Keep an eye on the SmartCon speaker list. You won't believe who just got confirmed. Holy shit we're going to be so fucking rich.

>> No.50415412

>>50415287
Warwick Davis?

>> No.50415414

>>50415287
so excited for you kids

its happening ... tonight!

>> No.50415422

>>50415287

Sergey speaking with Gary Gensler.

(It's a livestreamed trial for Sergeys blatant securities fraud)

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>>50415414
fucking hell how many years have i been seeing this same post. this is so cursed

>> No.50415552

>>50415287
you did this last year to me and it was a nothingburger again.

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>>50415287
>>50415412
>>50415414
>>50415422
>>50415431
>>50415552
Good god I am so excited for you crazy kids. You have no idea.

>> No.50415638

oh man, Chainlink Labs employees are ramping it up today.

>> No.50415689

>>50415287
>smartcon
>smart
>con
He's just basically throwing it at your face at this point.

>> No.50415711
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>> No.50415730

a bit rough putting eric schimdt before sergey

>> No.50415776

>>50415422
HOLY FUCK JUST HEARD CHAINLINK ARE BUYING THE SEC IT IS HAPPENING

>> No.50415855

>>50415730
>Eric Shit Former CEO of Google, Current CEO of Chainlink
>Sir Gay Nasty Slob Co Founder of Chainlink, Part Time Philosophy Major, Blog Poster, Big Mac Extraordinaire

>> No.50415897

>>50415638
Chainshit labs employee here CHAINLINK ARE BUYING THE US GOOBERNMENT OLDMAN BIDEN JUST SIGNED ON THE DOTTED LINE HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS! IT IS HAPPENING YOU MANIACS TONIGHT!

>> No.50416124

good heck am i enthused for you frickin guys

>> No.50416304

>>50415638
Nexo is insolvent

>> No.50416329

>>50416304
>Nexo is insolvent

Daily reminder they custody part of Chainlink's treasury.

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>> No.50416456

>linketh

>> No.50416976

>>50415711
checked and keked

>> No.50417012

>>50415412
Live vore session with Sergey?

>> No.50417308

>>50415287
Give more info so we know you aren't shitting. Are they with SWIFT? Initials? Industry?

>> No.50417317

>>50416329
Why lie? Already confirmed they had zero Chainlink funds by Chainlink.

Also, nexo is insolvent you filthy nigger.

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>>50415287
now is our time fanties

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TONIGHT

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>>50415431
It’s been 5 (five) fucking years holy shit.

>> No.50418218

>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY
Just posting this funny pasta to help me cope.

>> No.50418259

>>50415689
>smart
>con
Haha you're so funny can't believe mo one has ever noticed this before in the 2 years we've been running. You should be on a stage with your comic powers, dude! Fr fr

>> No.50418271

>>50418205
Still no staking lmao.

>> No.50418280

I cant even tell whos fudding who anymore.

>> No.50418294

>>50418280
mumbai is the fungus of the chainlink community

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>>50416329
Daily reminder than NEXO said their Headquarters was 41 Arsenalski in the following court filings:
>https://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/Comm/2022/1685.html
NEXO "HQ" is literally a single room you can rent "for administrative purposes" lmao.

>> No.50418403

>>50415855
Chainlink not doing as expected and other projects like subsquid taking their place in Oracle.