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Soon.

>spy futures ripping high green

If the market is so smart then why does it keep losing me money?
Checkmate priced in faggots.

>>50413280
Cramer is ringing the opening bell bro...................................

>>50413280
>+0.12%
>ripping high

Wait until the Oil princesses read the stats about how oil started getting the silver treatment this month.

How do I take delivery on physical S&P futures?

Anyone else watch Greg's new vid?
Will there be a global financial shutdown in short order?
I've been stocking up on shit. Hopefully the happening can wait until next year to give me enough time to get out of the city.

>>50413303
fug

>>50413315
Step 1: Bee yourself.

>>50413320
Doomer schizos are always wrong

the meltup begins now

Should I go to Taco Bell?

>>50413342

>>50413342
No, kys.

>fed pivot is revealed this week
What happens?

>>50413342
They cancelled the Cheesy Gordita 5 Dollar Crunch Box like 2 years ago bro... no don't fucking go to goddamned Taco Bell.

Those bastards will pay!

>>50413359
But FOMC is next week

>>50413342
Kiss your sister anon.

>>50413359
They are pivoting to a 2% increase

t. knower.

WHO is to meet this week over mpox. SIGA sissies, this week is gonna be big for us.

>>50413390
Yeah, and how come they gotta call it the BLACKout period, huh?

>>50413303
#teamcramer checking in

>>50413359
This post gave me cancer

>>50413398
I want to link so many articles about SIGA and the Pox that came out today but the fucken word is banned STILL.

>>50413373
>they will never bring back Lava Sauce
>they will never go back to the old Grilled Stuft Burrito

>>50413337
Schizos will inherit the Earth

>>50413398
Have they telegraphed anything? Doesn’t this feel bullish?

>>50413342
Yes, order through the app. Get a $5 crispy chicken taco box with a Baja blast, add a beef quesarito and a handful of fire sauces.

>>50413435

>[my stock] is down??? GREAT! that means i can buy more today!

is this just cope, or am i missing something?

Any anons here holding or done research on ABML? It's a lithium mining and recycling company. CEO is a former Tesla guy and he's opening the first plant next to the Tesla gigafactory in Nevada by Q4. I've also looked at LICY and AQMS (and Ascend Elements and Redwood Materials but those aren't publicly traded). Redpill me on lithium anons.

>>50413444
It's cope. I watched the DWAC guys say that every single down on the drop from $100.

>>50413444
Literally Lynchian. It can be cope but if you've actually done your homework on a stock, you ride the stock until the end.

>>50413454
Don't tell me that's a man.

>>50413342
Nah bruh I aint rly vibin wit dis taco hell shit frfr. Real niggaz hit up MCD, dat big mac b bussin no cap.

>>50413444
Only replying for the digits.
Depends. If it's actually a good stock (and by that I mean a stable, in-demand blue chip corporation) then it actually is great news. If it's some memeshit then it's total cope.

>>50413359
Just got done with Kaiji yesterday. Probably gonna start watching Amagami SS another time.

>>50413444
99% cope

>>50413488
1% concentrated power of will

just remember anons, if you've been losing a bunch of money in the market, mean reversion says you'll make a bunch of money soon, so bet hard, bet big

>>50413467
What?

>>50413465
Cool it with the faggotry anon.

>>50413528
Could go either way, im leaning man

>>50413528
>it's not a man
Thank you anon.

>>50413528
still unsure, it could be a man

>>50413538
>>50413557
What about this one?
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/6-png.3089764/

>>50413444
the only time it isn't cope is when someone is building a position, and hasn't gotten all of their shares / options yet, then it's great
otherwise if someone has already built a huge position size, and then is going to average down, there is a popular true saying
>losers average losers

>>50413557
It’s ugly, but it’s a woman.

>>50413515
TACO BELL SUCKS, I PREFER MCDONALD'S BECAUSE THE BIG MAC IS DELICIOUS.

>>50413415
>a pajeet rugpulls for 200k in May
>"munkeypox" is still a censroed word
>2023 and 3.5B cases later and munkeypox is still a censored word

>>50413571
Thats undoubtably a woman. Stunning and brave.

Do you guys actually eat fast food on a regular basis?

Did anyone ever notice that since JewScoops and GlowRocker joined /smg/ they have never talked about the general direction of the market. Never had an opinion on macro things or the world economy. All they do is chose a ticker and spam it. Rest is fluff talk about gay things and other trivial shit

>>50413590
We gotta halve the janny's pay until he unfucks this.

>>50413415
just change the URL to say monkeypix instead dummy
anyone with half a brain knows to fix the URL after clicking it
what we've all been doing

When the sun dims and the mountains cool the bell will toll
>The train has built momentum and will not be restrained
>The conductor will dance and sway
>A crab will snip the threads of fate
>The brown water stops flowing
>A fire will be ignited in a land far away
>The bear arises from its cave never to return
>Rocks will begin to glimmer but never shine
>The bull will fell the matador
>The breath of death will spread
>The fat man sings and screams at the deranged paper
>Prayers will be made but only some will be answered
The bell rings nevermore

Two more months-
Trust the plan
ZZZ

>>50413606
Market goes up down side ways, buy siga faggot

>>50413579
>he doesn't eat at Wendy's for the superior burger and the sassy tweets

NGMI

>>50413625
I'm just saying Baggie at least has an opinion once in a while but you SIGAnigas could easily be bots.

>>50413606
Honestly some of the least faggotry by tr*pfags and both of those "people" are massive faggots

>>50413398
Cases are over 13,000 right now, possibly way higher and it will be over 20k by the end of July most likely.

The fuck took them so long?

Reminder that Jim Cramer is going to ring the opening bell on Monday

>>50413635
Would a bot point out that SIGA seems like a waaaay safer investment than the spooky ghost stock?

>>50413645
As soon as he rings the bell, the markets will bleed out over a steep red cliff...

>>50413635
Beep boop

>>50413658
We rally hard tomorrow. It’s Holocaust memorial week.

>>50413645
>>50413658
Tonight at sundown marks the Seventeenth of Tammuz too. It is a Jewish observance of tragedy. Monday is the first trading day afterwards.

cramer is bound to be right one of these days, and tomorrow is the day he'll finally pump my bags.

>>50413641
They do it on purpose.

stocks are pretty gay now, so this has to be close to the bottom

>>50413658
>>50413699
Preview of tomorrow's open: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

>fed pivots this week
>from oopsies we miscalled inflation to holy absolute fuck we are all gonna die this isn't a joke

>>50413604
>>50413342
yes

>>50413651
>>50413663
I'm not trying to say you are actually bots. I know you are just on antidepressants wich make you submissive and obedient and consume an overdose of perverse brainwashing on a daily basis

>>50413732
and that's a good thing, heres why!

>>50413571
>nominative_determinism.jpg
His birth name is Landon Hiscock. That's what his parents named him.

>>50413696
Fuck me, the Jews have too many holidays. For a group of people to have supposedly suffered terribly they sure do celebrate a lot.

>>50413606
honestly i just come here for le internet meme pretty pictures, not actual valuable knowledge in here at all, everyday is just siga soxl siga soxl

>>50413790
this is the best stock meme i ever made

>>50413750

I like KFC(3 piece meal)
mcdonalds(mcchicken and mcflurry)
burger King(chicken sandwich)
taco bell (cheesy gordita crunch and Baja blast
Chipotle chicken bowl
Wendy's Spicy chicken and vanilla frosty
And dairy queens blizzards are incredible

>>50413814
what about cold beer on a friday night?

the other day i saw some creature emerge from the Sonic kitchen that has made me swear off fast food for life

>>50413790
There was a time when it was different but I guess I'm actually just jealous of all the attention these two absolute superchads get. You know back in the day I could troll and derail a thread all by myself but now it's different. I just know no matter how hard I try they will talk about soxl and siga. Even though there is nothing to talk about. They probably talk about the really cool stuff in their private discord. Without me. This has always happened to me why would it be different now.
Probably gonna buy some shares of SIGA on monday just to feel less alone for a while

What's for dinner /smg/?

https://twitter.com/ViralNewsNYC/status/1548805251192524800

GAY SEX

>>50413860
Chili con carne with rice and a cucumber salad

>>50413860
Bread and oil. My aggressive savings/investment rate combined with some recent necessary expenses means I'm eating poor for the next 3 weeks.

Or maybe I should go with the classic tortillas and hot sauce?

>>50413860
spam musubi

>>50413893
>playing with money he can't afford to lose

dumbass. all my investment money comes only after i've covered my expenses. i live pretty minimally but if you can't even afford to eat healthy (which isn't hard when you can do basic cooking) you're fucking up. your health is the most important investment you can make, anon.

>>50413860
i was preparing a steak, decided to cook off some pasta while i waited with stuff i had around, carrots and capers. it all turned out good, usually when i cook something spontaneously its a disaster. And then steak was great

>Futures
STOP FUCKING BUYING

>>50413860
frikadellen on hamburger bun with mustard and roasted brussel sprouts
and a lot of alcohol to drown the pain of playing this stinky market

I am positive 17% this year.
Kind of want withdraw with a win seems unpredictable.

Lithium knowers?

>>50413918
>playing with money he can't afford to lose
That's right.
I'm not trying to make money anon

I'm trying to make FUCKLOADS of money

>>50413337
Almost like how Putin would never invade Ukraine

>>50413860
Sakura Masu

>>50413940
Bro just stop looking at and posting ass do your own research. We live in an age of free information yet you try to rely on social media addicted strangers.

>>50413860
one chicken breast.

eating sucks when you have covid

>>50413982
Strange. My diet never changed when I had it. I just went to work when I had it the first time. Second time I had it, I took the kids to Disneyland.

>>50413982
I was just as hungry as ever when I had it. Shit just didnt taste as powerful

>>50413982
your immune system sucks if you're catching fake diseases

>>50413860
Meatloaf with cornbread, homemade macoroni and cheese with bacon, and harvest salad.

>>50413444
Is it a real company that makes real profits that returns those profits to shareholders or uses the funds to grow the business?
>Yes
Then buying more at a discount is a good thing.
>No
Copium

>>50413876
I will laugh if the jabs end up giving them the pox anyway from being so leaky.

>>50414109
It depends on the sector too - many pharmaceuticals constantly lose money until FDA approval is approved. Mining juniors are very sensitive to the economy, too. The entire sector will rise or fall based on macro factors.

Just sell theta anons. Tom Sosnoff literally gave you the blueprint. You could be making real money right now instead of chancing lottery tickets.

>>50414128
>many pharmaceuticals constantly lose money until FDA approval is approved. Mining juniors are very sensitive to the economy, too. The entire sector will rise or fall based on macro factors.
Said another way, they're not real companies that don't make profits and don't return them to shareholders.

>>50414121
What stock is that bullish for?

>>50414146
SIGA unironically.

Also, buy ANYTHING related to pitch plant stocks, not even kidding.

>>50414143
Correct - but that also depends on your investment objectives too. Some people are gamblers

uranium

who else is gonna buy uvxy tomorrow?

what did i say? iran being nuclear capable is bullish for aapl. easiest money ive ever made in my life

>>50413799
checked and your meme is shit
why would you look for a stock that made you money in the past? even if it did make sense it looks like t should be posted on facebook. this isnt stocktwits faggot

>>50414259
this literal retard has been posting his """memes""" in the last week or two each dumber than the last. actual 80 iq

so uh did uranium defeat the evil putler yet or what?

>>50414191
Insiders sold sweaty.

>>50414259
Thanks glad you liked it
>>50414286
I have posted zero memes this week

>>50414127
can you tell me more or point me to more resources?

"sell theta" basically just selling options harvesting time value right? covered calls/puts? poor man's etc.?

>>50414346
maybe it's a zoomer thing to seek validation by making shitty "memes". iq HAS been falling with your retard generation

>>50413732
>Celebrating international women's day

>>50414350
>"sell theta" basically just selling options harvesting time value right?
Yeah pretty much. Covered calls and credit spreads are the usual suspects.

>>50414199
>uvxy

The Fed is not letting those VIX spikes happen again. They're only digging their graves deeper though, by causing more inflation with their "special tools". Imagine having a free market.

>>50414375
If you have a negative gamma, that means that delta is basically doomed to decrease on any price movement, yes? So that would mean you're either expecting plus or minus delta based on gamma when you open a spread.
(I realize gamma will constantly change based on dte, asset price, and IV, though)

Not trying to delta/gamma hedge, just trying not to get raped by gamma movements on a directional spread

>>50413860
Just had some homemade burgers and fries.

>>50414393
more like poopers and farts! loool

Hey guys, I've never stuck my head in this general until today and I can't help but wonder; Why do you guys talk about this SIGA stock so much? I see it's a pharmaceutical company that's making a vaccine for munkeypox. You think this is going to be covid 2 or something? Why is it such a meme here?

>>50414121
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2020/03/06/soldier-contracts-smallpox-sister-virus-after-tattooing-his-vaccine-site/

Read this. It can happen and has happened.

>>50414389
>he doesn't know

>>50414391
>just trying not to get raped by gamma movements on a directional spread
Sell farther out in time then (most recommend 45DTE instead of weekly spreads) or wider wing sizes (e.g. $5 wide strikes instead of $1)

>>50414416
Is there a term that's like "Glowie" but for hedge fund interns?

>>50414427
go for a 3rd of your width in premium
if premium is 1 you want .33 in credit

>>50414408
That was uncalled for.

>>50414432
I'm legitimately just a stock noob looking for info. They exist believe it or not. Just tell me what the big deal is.

>>50414427
Also I'm not the anon you were originally responding to - with CC's I usually go 30-45 dte and maybe 20-40% above current price. Is it worth looking at historical 1Y stdev for price movements and do that sqrt(dte) thing to predict price action?

Also, if I have a gamma of -0.10 on a spread, that means delta will decrease when the stock move by $1. So that means that the price will decay, so I should go long to offset the delta. I don't necessarily do only CC's either - I want to do synth futures and hedge appropriately

>>50414432
Hedgie

>>50414432
lmfao

>>50413785
Each celebration is designed around exactly that though. It is always a party over their perceived persecution.

>stupid goyim tried to kill us
>we won
>anyway let's eat

Judaism is a mind-virus. If only Whites possessed that same mind-virus, we'd be unstoppable.

>>50414506
>Passover is literally about them hiding from the wrath of God after killing Jesus

>>50414450
There's no big deal, it's just a bunch of discord Pajeets trying to influence the general. Not organic in the slightest.

>>50414476
>Is it worth [...] to predict price action?
Yea bro totally wurth
>if I have a gamma of -0.10
Underlying goes uppies by $1, delta decreases by -.1.
Underlying goes downsies by $1, delta increases by .1

>>50414522
>anon actually think some smelly Indians are causing moneypox

>>50414522
lol you would think that would try to scam me then. It seems like they're acting like schizos instead.

What’s the most likely price of SIGA end of year? $25?

>>50414520
No, it is more about Egyptians being the "persecutors", and Jews being the "victims". They would invoke G-d's curse upon all of Egypt but paint their door with animal blood (the "mark") so that G-d would "pass over" their house and move onto the next one to curse.

Understand this. Everytime they celebrate passover, they're thinking of their host nation as "Egypt" and every unmarked (non-Jewish) door as a door for their G-d to curse. Every holiday they have is like this, in some way or another.

Elon is buying 5Billion in bitcoin.

what does this mean?

>>50414440
just poosting bro enjoy your burgers, i'm having some too

>>50414592
why do jews hate white people then if their beef is with egypt?
this isn't a troll question im legitimately asking because I don't understand jews

So let's say the pox becomes a big deal? Why wouldn't the government just use Pfizer or another big pharma again ? What's the case for SIGA?

>>50414343
>2021 trade dates
The thesis has changed since then, buddy.

>>50414343
the plumbing regulating these sales ?
Not always an indicator of a negative outlook
on the company or sector.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/stocks/07/10b5-1.asp#:~:text=Investors%20monitor%20insider%20buying%20and,may%20underperform%20in%20the%20future.

>>50413391
>It’s just fucking hard, dude
>I got lucky with ranfag

If we all work together it should be possible

>>50414611
We had bacon cheese burgers with fries. Bacon and the burgers were made on the grill and the fries in the oven but turned out crispy. Shit was great.

>>50414592
Is that related to those Eruv things?

>>50413982
I didn’t lose my taste and smell and my appetite was fine the first time I had it. The second time I lost my taste and smell, but I stuck to my scheduled meals and I was fine

>>50414612
Their beef is with almost every host nation they've ever inhabited lol. The ancient holidays are allegories to modern times. For example, in the Purim holiday (Jewish "Halloween") they eat "Ears of Haman" (Hamantash). Pastries shaped like the ears of an ancient king named Haman who tried to genocide them. Of course, he tried to genocide them FOR GOOD REASON, but of course the Jews won and celebrate eating his ears. They think of Hitler sort of as a re-incarnation of Haman. So, they hate White people by extension.

I’m going to make money tomorrow
I will live off of trading
I won’t be a wagie
None if you can stop me or demoralise me

No cap fr on god

>>50414612
Egypt used to be White.

>>50414601
Is this actually true?

>>50414612
>their beef is with egypt?
Read up on their history. Almost every major civilization since before and after jews became monotheistic have had problems with them. ffs their temple was sacked by 2 different bronze age powers lmfao, and had been conquered by many more.

>>50413606
This is the janny.
Found him, faggots.
Fugg. That was easy.

>>50413606
janny lover and/or janny
>>50414155
like what? have plenty of siga already

>>50413606
Scoops ain't so bad in my opinion, rocker absolutely glows and I'm beyond certain they're the cockposter since they had a habit of posting their actual cock before it started getting bad. SIGA shills definitely glow and I sincerely hope m@nkeyp0x ends up being a giant nothingburger and they all lose their asses. Entire thing reminds me of CLFtranny relentlessly shilling cleveland cliffs which did actually earn an SEC report.

>>50413606
Also,
>trying to time the market
Ask me how I know that you’re poor and stupid.

>>50414785
Cool, but let’s talk about SIGA. I

>>50414785
2scoops has lost more money in the market than almost any other person here, the only other being CLF tranny
High coding salary ≠ trading ability, as we've all learned

Does congress have a vote schedule you can check?

>futes

Test. Guess who's back, back again. I would herm every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50414748
>>50414779
I'm just a regular tripfag hater and I will ignore your baseless insults

>>50414791
You are calling me poor and stupid? Let me check that SOXL chart again

>>50414615
>Why wouldn't the government just use Pfizer
You’re an idiot. Stay away from stock picks. Just buy VTI.

>>50414818
kek
>>50414828
I mean yeah maybe his performance as a trader is ass but I don't think they glow or shill shit trying to get the long dick of the law rammed up their shitter.

>>50414843
*heem

I'm buying CDXS

>>50414849
Still got 6 figgies in my account, to your what? 500 bucks?
Like I said, you seem poor and stupid.

>>50414843
>>50414869
Based

>>50414869
OHHHHHH HE'S HURT

>>50414880
>poor and stupid

Careful there, Do Kwon.

>>50414880
>6 figgies

>>50414143
I bet you barely beat spy.
If you can't choose which companies will become profitable, don't cope by claiming every company has to be 30 years old and part of an index. You are arguing a fundamentally ultra bearish position to justify being bullish on safe stocks.

>>50414858
You didn't answer the question

VIX up Futes dropping. My 379 0DTE will print.

>>50414880
nobody is impressed with your 6 figures in savings when you've literally lost 6 figures by being retarded and buying leveraged ETFs against the very strategy you have shilled for years (200 MA)
you have 6 figures from a coding job, not from your trading ability whatsoever
you have lost more money than you have gained, which I didn't even think would be possible
I used to look up to you years ago, but now I truly see, you were just well paid at your job, investing in a bull market
we care about performance 2scoops, and your investing performance is dogshit

>>50414785
If anyone is a glowie it's that nigger scoopsies not me. Scoopsies works for pozzed Amazon ffs. I work for a small cleaning company.
>>50414791
I can hear you chewing

>>50414880
I will admit it. I am poor and stupid.
But gladly I am still richer than you.

>>50414908
Ya, 6 figgies
Check em

>>50414880
>brags about being stuck in 6 figure hell
5 figure brads and 7 figure chads where we @?

>>50414921
>we care about performance
post yours

>>50414928
Post it, you stupid LARPing nigger

>>50414939
He won’t because he’s one of those stupid niggermonkeys that blew out their account ages ago with options degeneracy

>>50414929
>Still using robinhood
Fuckin' kek. Only thing they're good for is degenerate options plays other brokers would laugh at your for attempting, even then that's more than enough balance to get approved anywhere. Big rart.

>>50414923
>works for pozzed Amazon ffs.
Not anymore
>I can hear you chewing
Based

>>50414939
>>50414960
tastyworks doesn't have performance charts, as far as I know

>>50414929
Zoom out
>>50414977
Oh you finally took a new job? What pozzed tech company did you move to?

>>50414929
You used to have a lot more than me, but now I have ~3K more than you. Just by holding cash and staying out of the markets. But, I'm sure you'll rebound, whereas I won't. Those who take risks deserve to make it.

SIGA sissies if we get a pullback prior to WHO ON THE 21st- this thing will will go hyperbolic towards 60s not this week the next week. Imo we will see 200-300s by end of august in anticipation of the outbreak.

>>50414929
You've pissed away $200k. You'll probably die homeless, stupid nigger.

>>50414976
>he pays to place his orders
lol lmao
I thought you’d have a legitimate argument.

>>50414979
>tastyworks
That’s a fucking options house.
They don’t show you the chart for the same reason a casino wouldn’t show you how much you’re fucking losing, you retarded faggot

>>50415017
>he doesn't cut out the middleman and places institutional orders

wtf robinhood wont show me my portfolio

>>50414828
Coders and other high academics have a problem: they assume everyone else is logical.
I assume people are retarded.
My entire strategy after buying oil stocks when the price went negative is now looting boomers.
Boomers will need cheaper everything because they have 2.5 years of money after retiring. So they will a) keep working until they shatter their hips b) get liferafted bloated government shit and c) crash housing to downsize after reality rapes their face.
I will succeed because years of trolling has made me an expert at sniffing out retardation.

>>50415048
nvm it works

>>50415048
Hey do you guys still have those cheesy fritos burritos? I'll take 4 of those an a baja blast with no ice. Thanks bro stay chillin'

>>50415017
>That’s a fucking options house.
tasty has everything, futures, bonds, currencies, stocks, options.
>They don’t show you the chart
they don't show the chart because they think it is bad for mental health, and want traders to be focused instead on net liquidity "net lick"
you lost 50% of your portfolio
time to throw in the towel on talking down to people in this general, that you are in any way superior to them
there are very few people here who both lost more than $100,000 and also 50% of their account
impressive really
you are the dictionary definition of bull market genius

>>50415000
>Zoom out
I’ve already posted that before, faggot.
I’m a good distance above ATL rn, but I think it might go lower, so I’m putting off throwing money into the fire pit for a little while.
>Oh you finally took a new job? What pozzed tech company did you move to?
It is definitely pozzed, but I won’t say where.
Trying not to get myself doxxed.

>>50414879
Good stock. Nice future too I have a friend who works for them they literally have access to some of the craziest tech

>>50415008
this reads like a stocktwits post

Oh shit... futures... my puts are fucked
I guess I need to start getting in shape again to prep for bootcamp

>>50414601
Are people now just gonna make shit up and the stocks are going to move on it for no reason? Like this is how illiquid the market is, literal GARBAGE rumors are going to move stocks now until the next bear catalyst

>>50415060
my go to was the dollar chicken quesadilla melts
used to get three of those, a steak quesarito, and a baja blast
that shit was amazing

>>50415070
Don't call me a faggot you nigger
>trying not to get myself doxxed
I already know where you live and I already gave your bussy to moloch so you have nothing to fear anymore. I can't take your bussy because it doesn't belong to me anymore.

>>50415005
I hope you make it too, anon
Kinda jealous you’re in cash rn.
Any game plan for when you’d get back in?

>>50415071
So why is it down -%40 in one day?

SIGA is approved by the FDA. Not sure where you tards are getting your info. There's still time to get aboard the train. Choo choo.

>>50415077
It would behoove you to unfuck yourself and fastly

>>50415048
Uhhhhhhh….. just a bean and cheese burrito and uhhhhhhhhh…. A large Mountain Dew and uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh some uhhhhhh cinnamon twist please

wake up bae, new normie meta just dropped

>>50415103
They lost a major customer and went from being profitable to not being profitable.
When asked about this on call they said
>lol we got new customers

>>50415103
Because it's growth and biotech literally the worst shit to hold in a bear market I don't own cdxs I just know it's not a bad long term

>>50415109
The SIGA bears don't have a fucking leg to stand on. They are pissed because they are horrendously under water on their puts.
>>50415122
>unironically ordering cinna twists
Filtered

>>50415015
>You'll probably die homeless
lul keep dreaming

>>50415061
> because they think it is bad for mental health
(((pozzed)))
>genius
Thanks, fäm.

>>50415099
> already gave your bussy to moloch
Was this in one of the video updates?
Did I miss a whole thing here?
Was that what occurred when you threw that pillow over the balcony? Some kind of voodoo doll / entity sacrifice ritual??

>>50415135
>liquidity issues are fine when everyone will have to use credit to get by
Pfft.

>>50415122
a cheesy bean and rice burrito, a large mountain dew, and an order of cinnamon twists?
that'll be $4.68 at the second window because the manager stacked a bunch of unopened boxes in the first window so he could smoke

>>50414977
glad you got out of amazon scoops, sounds like that shit is a rotating rats ass for devs and the recruiters are insanely horny

>>50415077
>Rainier
We should hang, niqqa
I’ll even wear whiteface and try to act normal for you

>>50415124
Yep sounds right, my "wife" and I have been doing about half of this (only one kid tho) so we split the dependent tax I don't file taxes at all with this corrupt country and only trade and manage the finances while she works and does the heavy lifting social shit. Got our kid in a premier school cause of all the money we save and I can focus on my writing in my free time. Marriage in America is a scam and always has been only the rich get married to provide for the corrupt government and look at Elon musk for the fruits of that labor or bezos or gates

>>50415146
It wasn't in one of the updates it was a separate series of videos. I cast a Jewish curse on the stock market and had to sacrifice your bussy to moloch to pump SIGA (it worked). Sorry it had to go down this way, but I don't make big money like you, I need this. I'm up 30% on SIGA since the sacrifice.

>>50415017
>pays to place his orders
My brother in Christ it is a 65-cent fee to place an order for options with Fidelity. If you'd rather not pay commission and be the product instead getting all of your trades frontran and getting worse premiums than with a real broker, be my fucking guest, but you're openly admitting you're an idiot for doing so. Also, you should probably check your credit and make accounts with the major bureaus if you haven't already because they leaked all of their users social security numbers last year. You quite literally get what you pay for.

>>50415166
We've tried scoops, but you were always too busy leetcoding. It's probably too late now, I'll be shipping off in August probably

>>50415178
>brown kid

>>50415209
Post yours :)

>>50415178
>>50415209
Cute kid

>>50413790
>everyday is just siga soxl
I still stand by this

>>50415216
Oh I don't have kids, I hate women.

>>50415237
Good for you man

>>50414740
don't forget about Hadrian

>>50415246
thanks!

>>50414655
tell us about Hadrian and why he did what he did

>>50415155
>glad you got out of amazon scoops
it was pretty fucking bad, but it honestly wasn’t as bad as some people make it out to be.
I might go back for Sr SDE at ~480k/yr, but 325k for returning to SDE II is just never going to be worth it.
>and the recruiters are insanely horny
They ARE! But they’re not even fucking hot like the ones at some of the other companies; they’re just fucking brown and angry!

>>50415234
try finger socks hole

>>50415102

The only way I'm ever going to get "get back in" is when I see some circuit-breakers. Remember, we haven't even one yet. I believe in holding 100% cash right now, because inflation does not affect me. I work remotely for a company in SF, while relying on geographic arbitrage to escape price increases. Rent is $800/month for me, after leaving my HCOL state. I only shop at ALDI and ride my bike everywhere. Ask if you can work remotely, then come live in comfy FL, TX, NV, SD with me scoops. Avoiding state income tax as well. This is da wey.

>>50415109
its approved for small pox treatment but not munkey pox just yet. the CDC just cleared the paper work doctors needed so its basically FDA approved in all but name.
SIGA bears might be retarded, the only argument they have left is 1% of cases are women but that's because they weren't being tested at all, after commercial testing this week shit will go down

I don't feel so good about tomorrow bros...

>>50415185
> I'm up 30% on SIGA since the sacrifice
Wow.
Sounds like it was worth it.
I’d probably have done the same thing, niqqa, no worries

>>50415207
I’ve been done with the leetcode grind for a few weeks now.
We gotta meet up and touch stick n sheeeiiittt, fäm

>>50415341
I've learned you really shouldn't feel good about any day in the market.

Syscon just hit Lunar Crush's number one of recent with more people curious about what is being built than ever before. The company has proven resilience in ALL market conditions over the years. It’s here to stay.

>>50415077
To be honest I think your puts are gonna be fine, the ES hourly RSI is so overbought it's actually kinda silly watching the low volume pj traders try to prop it up. Wouldn't be surprised if we opened a percent down

>>50415347
>"October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."
> — Mark Twain

>>50414785
>CLFtranny relentlessly shilling cleveland cliffs which did actually earn an SEC report.
source?

i dont think john rocker glows . i mean look at his fucking youtube videos. the dude says he is a janitor... and he looks like a fucking janitor. he lives in michigan, most of which is a shithole - exactly where a janitor would live. he has a youtube channel with like 129 subscribers where he performs retarded "curses" where he dances around with a sock puppet to predict stock prices - pretty much what you would expect from a janitor.

if this guy is CIA, he would 1) have the best cover imaginable relative to the environment, and 2) you would have to wonder wtf he is even wasting his time here for. this is costing taxpayer money and there is absolutely zero valuable information to be gleaned from these threads, nor would any type of psyop even work here because you cant psyop people with autism. cant be done

i am also bullish on tech

>>50415344
I know you're being sarcastic with me but I wouldn't take the sacrifice lightly. Moloch is held to the same earthly restrictions I am. If he wants your bussy he can have your bussy at a moments notice.

GAS PRICES TO 4 DOLLARS A GALLON SOON
WHICH MEANS INSTEAD OF SPENDING 50 BUCKS FOR A TANK YOU'LL ONLY SPEND 40
THANKS BRIDEN

>>50415260
Based
I wonder if that pozzed janny will take this absolute masterpiece down.

>>50415302
I had a remote work opportunity, but I reneged on that company because it looks like it may get smacked by lay-offs…
Really would’ve loved to do that shit tho. I’m so fucking jealous.

>>50415344
>We gotta meet up
ok, I'm east of Bellvue
>>50415383
I'm going to get up early so I can sell at open, hopefully there's one of those giant drops in the first five minutes... I just have to remember to not be greedy and just fucking sell and take the fucking money. I always fuck that up...

>>50415341
>>50415347
Green crab as it hits the resistance. Crab crab on tuesday. Red Crab on wednesday. Thurs-next week becomes a bloody rout as the monthly green period breaks down before august.

>>50415396
wheres the oil coming from?

>>50415410
so basically a repeat of last week before the next leg down? You think the market is gonna start pricing in the gdp report?

>>50415421
Your mom's pussy.

>>50415396
>democrats release the entirety of SPR
>the only thing the US has in case of serious emergencies
>they do this in vain attempt to keep midterm changes alive (but I doubt this I think some big senator needs to dump)
>when the shit hits the fan in September/October has prices are going to explode to levels not seen since 08 maybe even higher (probably $6)
>since dems lost midterms they'll shift blame to republicans and say Biden is incompetent and they didn't know etc etc
Tale as old as time

>>50415421
The CEO of Recession Fears inc will personally drill for more oil.

>>50415404
> ok, I'm east of Bellvue
East or west of Lake Sammamish?

>>50415048

lemme get the stop sign crunchwrap thing
and a coke

yeah pepsi is fine

>>50414520
>>50414592
>Understand this. Everytime they celebrate passover, they're thinking of their host nation as "Egypt" and every unmarked (non-Jewish) door as a door for their G-d to curse. Every holiday they have is like this, in some way or another.

This reminds me of Elden Ring Merchants who pray to an outer chaos God to curse and destroy all of humanity.

>>50415410
August midterm years are the worst months on record for the stock market. I even expect a surprise probably in the way of a rate hike if the cpi prints again higher in August SPY 320 isn't impossible before midterms

>>50415435
Market will take a leg down next week. It has had these meme bounce periods multiple times in the last couple of months where it tries to breakout and then gets dumped on when it hits the resistance. Triple top or what have you. Happened in June too. No reason to expect it to be different. Crab is a killer after a pump. It's like watching Bitcoiners celebrate when it's 1% up after going down 10%.

>>50415451
Northwest, I'm right off 520

>>50414915
Why don’t you buy a corvette from Ford? They’re both auto manufacturers? Because Ford doesn’t make corvettes.
Pfizer can’t just pull a pocks antiviral out of their ass and start mass producing it tomorrow. SIGA makes it and has patents on it. The only way Pfizer is involved is if they buyout SIGA to sell Tecovirimat themselves.
I don’t even like shilling stocks. I don’t care what people buy. But come on.

>>50415444
They're doing it so that buying it back up will keep oil prices too high in the long run. Their goal is to completely kill oil and push people into buying meme EVs, which will 'create' a voterbase demanding EV recharge stations, which will be created through massive government spending/incentives for corporations which democrats own to build them.

>>50415470
Wanna touch our sticks together at Ardmore park?
I’ll be the scrawny ass nigger.

>>50415464
Crapple earnings are next week. I've got outs going into them I plan to sell when the first big dump happens probably by Thursday then wait for the spy swing on Monday which should net mass profit on the way down (probably a 3% down day)

>>50415460
>and a coke
>...
>yea pepsi is fine

>>50415482
Whose gonna buy EVs? I'm serious. Every ev on the market right now is so overpriced its unaffordable for the normie American the boomers and Gen x HR queers are buying them to be hip but the Gen z and millenial base aren't getting them at all. You can't even finance them because of rates right now its very apparent you're gonna get fucked on the terms and interest. I don't think dems are aware of the current political climate I almost wonder if they really all run into some kind of hole outside the capital they sleep in

>>50415401
>jealous

Don't be jealous scoops. You make far more than my $140k/year. So I have to compete with you in other ways, like being frugal and living in the middle of cornfields. Good luck.

>>50415487
AAPL’s guidance on last earnings was a slight dip in phone sales iirc. I was listening to some of it in my car at he time.

>>50415485
Do I want to meet someone from the internet at a playground in the middle of the suburbs?

No

>>50415388
Look I'm a little buzzed forgive me, but the CIA has to create its own money supply sometimes and an easy way to create said money would be via the stock market and retail investor manipulation. But I'm not affiliated with any government agency, and any further accusations will just anger me.

>>50415524
Nobody gives a shit about the numbers lol, the options are looking for a drop, the sentiment on aapl is incredibly bearish enough that buying puts right now (unless it takes back 157) you're almost guaranteed not to lose money until the big red day next Monday at any strike

>>50415516
I have no reason to buy an EV. I own a couple skyactiv Mazda’s that are paid off. One only has 20k miles on it. I fill it up maybe twice a month and it only cost me $24k brand new.

>>50415482
It will fail. Horribly. Battery tech is unironically q anon level of two more weeks LMFAO. Look at Tesla's promises of a an electric 16 wheeler. The battery weight required to the equivalent diesel powered hauler is so heavy it would destroy the very ashphalt it drives on. NOW start thinking how deep electrification would have to go in order to get this whole operation carbon neutral. The very excavators and machines required to even get the rare earth metals out of the ground are even HEAVIER than your 16 wheelers. That means an even HEAVIER battery for those. It's all sold as a veil of doing the right thing

>>50413860
Fried potatoes with onions
3 eggs over easy
Sausage
---
The geckos will be having watermelon/mango crested gecko diet

>>50415154
>the manager stacked a bunch of unopened boxes in the first window so he could smoke
kek

>>50415541
Exactly, why the fuck would right now with inflation etc etc the real buyers are in CHYNA they are the ones doing the buying but I have a feeling that's going to plateau in September as more liquidity issues start showing up and the russia/Ukraine/Taiwan narrative intensifies

>>50415544
Not to mention the costs of replacing the battery in your EV sedan 10-15 years down the line LMFAO

>>50413342
I sharted first time in my life just a day or two after eating taco bell. Do with this information what you will.

>>50415554
Yeah I’m good. I prefer the battery from o’reilly for $130.

>>50413982
Food will taste amazing in about a week when you get your sense of smell back

I am cia

>>50413444
I agree with >>50413472 if the stock is a long-term (10+ year) hold, especially with a nice dividend: yes. Anything else is coping.
>GME
>PLTR
>SOXL
>SIGA

>>50413606
Why yes, I have noticed.

>>50415582
Is that a butt plug in the back?

Fun fact. Cannabis is better than a clot shot. Invest in TLRY because I’ve never had covid and ima. Silly stoner.
>t. Floridian

please i dont want to get heemed tomorrow

we got any small cap day traders in here? what kind of scanners you guys like to use?

>>50415516
If the government keeps going it will subsidize them and ban all other vehicles which will skyrocket the price to the point it has to give out government loans for EVs, driving the price even higher and creating another debt crisis similar to student loans. It will then get reelected by promising EV loan forgiveness, but it will never deliver on the promise.

Am I banned?

>>50415619
>govt banning gas vehicles
that'd be too far
I live in a free country and I'm not gonna let them fuck with me like that
Besides, it's not a car, it's just a lawnmower. Just a really fast lawnmower with automatic transmission, seats 5.

rocker sounds like he's ready to die in his most recent video

Im buying CGRN

>>50415609
attention grabbing pic

>>50415658
At times I feel that way but god won't let me go until I fulfill my purpose

>>50415642
They got away with banning factory jobs out of high school, what makes you think they won't get away with this?
People don't have the collective will to do what would need to be done to stop them, like all writing in julian assange on their ballots or collectively pulling out of their 401ks to crash funds with no survivors.

I think I'm going to go walk to KFC, and eat alone in the dining room like a pathetic loser while thinking about how awful my stock market performance is, see you guys later...

>>50415619
>>50415642
I think Commiefornia already has some legislation about banning the sale of new gas vehicles in their state

>>50415665
I wouldn't day trade but I know there's opportunity in low volume stocks. Haven't done much research but low volume companies that are good have big jumps. MDB was the first one I saw and I know people have others. Issue is you can't share them else the trade becomes crowded.

>>50415708
Don't feel that way anon. We don't all have the privilege of dining out with company. If you go to KFC, eat alone, and any of the staff judge you for it. Destroy them in a Google review for it. You are a patron of their establishment and they should be thankful for it.

Thanks whoever shared the Oaklahoma Onion Burger here. Just made one and it was delicious. Which companies are based out of Oaklahoma that I can invest in? With BBQ like that it sounds like quite the destination.

>>50415708
dont do it, anon. dont think about your stocks. Also, get a large gravy to go, and drink it at home. Promise it'll make you feel better.

>>50415731
>you can't share them else the trade becomes crowded
Do you think that just because people are claiming to buy SIGA here that it's going to get overcrowded and stop going up? Honestly I'm curious

>>50415549
holy based
breakfast for dinner

URANIUM KINGS will inherit the earth
and this Anon will be invited to stay.

>>50415708
if you are going to KFC with your friends you are probably a much more pathetic loser than going alone because you are hungry

>>50415593
Over the last month:
>+10%
>+11%
>+44%
SOXL I don’t do, but those other 3 are all stomping SPY.

>>50415720
They'll do exactly what I said. They are too retarded to solve the actual problem so they'll pretend they solved it like retards always do.

>>50413245
I'm going to short JNJ because they were rude to me when I was doing work at one of their buildings last week.

>>50415801
Their shot merc’d a bunch of people too. Fuck em. Short away.

>>50415790
>*they'll pretend they solved it and redditors will clap like seals not because they believe it, but because it makes them mad when you tell them the government is a bunch of liars and reddit desperately needs things to be 'normal'

JAN JAN COCK CLEANING TIME

>>50415821
>>50415821
>>50415821
new
>>50415821
>>50415821
>>50415821
new

>>50415813
Hey.
Seals are cool.
Don't compare them to redditors.

>>50415738
Former van dweller here. OK was the worst state I've ever had the displeasure of driving through. Cheapest gas prices in the union, but other than that I hope to never return. Traffic in Oklahoma City is worse than Los Angeles. The people are really something else too. Lots of poor whites and native Americans, along with a huge drug and alcohol problem. Not a good mix. It is quite the bible belt state (which might be a good thing if you're into that). I suppose you could find an easy wife there if you're rich but she will be like Hanna Hays in her mental state.

>>50415544
>>50415554
>costs
That's the point, dingus. Why do you think they hate Muskoid? Because he's 'trying' to invest in making better batteries that last longer on a charge. The point is to have an EV station every half mile, manned by a Somali they imported while white and asian office workers go to the EV marketing agency to lobby the government for more tax credits for their marketing agency.

>>50415750
SIGA is not low volume. That thing is pushing millions of shares around each day. Something 200K and above probably wouldn't be crowded, but really low volume stuff (I'm talking 10-50K daily volume) can get bad if too many people jump on it.
>Captcha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE SO FUCKED

>>50415388
>all janitors live in michigan

>>50415680
what is your purpose

>>50415708
This nigga lives in a low rent area.

>>50415593
>buying and holding
>not placing puts or shorts

Where is the skill or fun in that. I can see OOTM calls to I guess. But boomer investin, or heard meme stocks, where is the fun in it? What exactly will you buy if these moon?

>>50415925
>>50415925
>>50415925
>>50415925

>>50415931
why you splittin threads?

>>50415821
>>50415821
>>50415821

>puppy mutilation has joined cock posting

>>50415531
>I'm not affiliated with any government agency, and any further accusations will just anger me.

I know.
you are just a drunk janitor from Michigan. You're not anywhere near good enough for the agency

>>50415385
kek

>>50415883
Actaully no, my rent is $2900 a month for a 2 bedroom

>>50416362
Low rent (for a city).

>>50416434
I'm in the suburbs though