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>be fat and ugly
>my best friend dies in a car accident
>other best friend is on heroin again, going to rehab for the SIXTEENTH time
>sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit
>get a $200 pair of sunglasses
>feel like a new person when I wear these glasses, almost like a superhero
>I feel like no one can see me, but I can see through everyones soul
>start going to bars and clubs, something I've never done before
>start flirting with women far out of my league, fail the first few times
>start lying about my profession, telling them I'm a bitcoin investor or a lawyer
>a few start falling for it, finally start getting da pussay
>life is finally going good, gonna open a skate park in Iceland soon
We're gonna make it bros.

>> No.50414885

>>50414833
>be fat and ugly
>my best friend dies in a car accident
>other best friend is on heroin again, going to rehab for the SIXTEENTH time
hows the weather in ohio?
if this isnt a larp good for you

>> No.50416661

>>50414833
proud of you bro

>> No.50417291

>>50414833
you don't really look ugly

>> No.50417465

>>50414833
>>50414833
bro honest opinion, find a good barber and get a haircut, and go lift some weights. Those sunglasses will look cool for a few more days MAX, then you are back to eating burgers and donating to ur favorite twitch streamer

>> No.50417498
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50417498

>>50414833
based, keep on keeping on.