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Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:06:57 2022 No.50414396 [Reply] [Original]

I just lied my way into a network engineer job making $275K a year. I mostly cheated through school and have no idea what I'm doing. What should i study? Help I need advice quick

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:10:24 2022 No.50414431

>>50414396
Literally did the same thing in college and now I have a $300k salary software engineering job.
Just ask one of the other engineers what to do.
Honestly, when you start your first job they basically have to train you on everything to do your job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:10:43 2022 No.50414437 >>50414396 lol just off load your work find a jeet willing to do your job for 40k give it 40k keep the difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:10:46 2022 No.50414439 Pretty sure if your competent enough to land the job you’re competent to figure it out, just be a sponge and learn from your team

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:11:11 2022 No.50414442 >>50414431 >they basically have to train you on everything this is what i'm hoping

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:11:14 2022 No.50414443 >>50414396 How do you "accedentally" get a 275k job anon. What kind of networking is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:12:37 2022 No.50414452 >>50414443 >What kind of networking is it? Internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:16:39 2022 No.50414492 >>50414452 Hey you’re half there kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:19:01 2022 No.50414513 >>50414396 kek based pepe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:38:29 2022 No.50414735 You are my hero. I'm looking to do the same thing, just have to find the right company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:41:00 2022 No.50414764 good news, keep cheating and you'll be just fine. that's what prof IT work is. just keep googling shit for life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:42:29 2022 No.50414782 File: 32 KB, 342x318, 136131468_485042365796297_6175629119224432013_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50414443 >network engineer job >What kind of networking is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:44:00 2022 No.50414798 >>50414396 linkedin learning they have courses

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:50:52 2022 No.50414878 >>50414396 >>50414431 yeah bros i dropped out of highschool and just lied about everything now im making $1m a year and im ceo of 10 companies and im only 18 years old

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:52:40 2022 No.50414900 >>50414878 fuck off crusty ass larp you arent funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:54:31 2022 No.50414922 >>50414900 jealous of my 200 iq. typical.

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:57:10 2022 No.50414959
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>>50414396
>network engineer job making $275K
Next time say cloud network engineer and ill maybe believe the larp. Even then its a stretch. If ur making that much the CIO is making 5 mil/yr anf equity. I am king of looking for jobs and lying my ass off on resumes. I know ur full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 00:59:10 2022 No.50414986 >>50414878 It's the only way to succeed now a days. I'm only a CEO of 4 companies but I'm looking on digging up dirt on competitors so I can blackmail them.

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:32:38 2022 No.50416098

>>50414959

I really wanna quit my big tech ads support job.

What area is bombing in demand now? I see the likes of Fullstack Devs, AGILE PM retards, Cloud Operations, PPE / Marketing managers, data analysts, etc.

I have some python/SQL experience, where can I get with this?

Resumes feel to fall in ghost hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:34:16 2022 No.50416112 File: 117 KB, 1074x593, Screenshot_20220717-163614_Samsung Internet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50414396 Lmao incredibly based. I wish I could be as cool as you I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:37:01 2022 No.50416134 File: 84 KB, 683x817, 1657570371076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50414900 >fuck off crusty ass larp you arent funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:38:43 2022 No.50416147 >>50416098 Lol i dunno im expert at telling people to turn it on and off again. I make 6 figs doing next to nothing. If you can program at all u can code at some job. Ur just not lying enough because u are scared

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:38:57 2022 No.50416152 >>50414437 This. Except for pajeets you find someone in Argentina. $40k there is great and you can find people who won’t fuck everything up like pajeets will

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:39:42 2022 No.50416165 >>50414922 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:41:17 2022 No.50416190 File: 69 KB, 637x504, 1618423710087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50414396 ...adam?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:43:05 2022 No.50416205 >>50414396 Demoralization post. Kys op

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:44:07 2022 No.50416215 >>50414396 Guys how the FUCK do I get a comfy programming job if I don't have a college education

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:08:53 2022 No.50416511 >>50416215 No degree? Uh you dont. You cant get any job without a degree. Tho u can get literally any degree and its fine. A degree is a HS diploma now they dont care what yoy studied as long as you finished.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:40:39 2022 No.50416829 >>50416147 Holy shit anon. I'm too fucking honest. Thanks for opening my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:41:49 2022 No.50416844 >>50416215 You have to find a way to pretend to be successful already. If you can't do that then you can't get a job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:42:16 2022 No.50416849 File: 7 KB, 250x238, 1638761553856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50414396 >network engineer >in fucking 2022 >275K weak larp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:45:33 2022 No.50416877 oh zaddy your a big boy stealin money like a chad, hoyyyyy hoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my bussy swollen wont u let yourself in? hoyyyyyyy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:46:55 2022 No.50416890 >>50414396 keep on bullshitting anon im certain these insane tech jobs wont last for long just milk em for all you can

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:52:15 2022 No.50416953

>>50416829
Open them or ill open them for ya. (Talkin about that bussy)

Most people in the IT field are just beta faggets. The indians are leap frogging over us because their entire culture is about lying and manipulating. My boss is indian and even less technical than I. But hes my boss some how. Hes not a terrible boss tho either but its annoying being smarter than him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:54:45 2022 No.50416988 >>50414396 Everyone learns everything on the job. Even with vocational degrees. Human knowledge retention is a meme, they should just give everyone and IQ test then let you start work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:58:47 2022 No.50417053 >>50416988 >everyone and IQ test then let you start work. This. They know this is true thats why its generally illegal to give IQ tests to applicants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:05:45 2022 No.50417143 >>50416988 Agreed, I work in tech sales and my business degree was a massive waste of 4 years and $120,000

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:07:27 2022 No.50417162 File: 429 KB, 1000x784, __sakura_kyouko_mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_drawn_by_tsukumo__f08ddbc0775ddcdde0deb54148d182ac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50417143 how does one get into tech sales?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:10:12 2022 No.50417205 >>50414396 literally did basically exact same thing as you lied my way into cfo of a fortune 500 company and Im in deep water. Im only two weeks in and Im so lost in the meetings we've had Im in way over my head

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:17:11 2022 No.50417277 >>50417162 My college roommate got me an interview for a BDR position at the company he worked for. I got the job, consistently ranked in the top 10% of the BDR team, and after 8 months they offered me a full-cycle selling role. >tldr know someone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:17:17 2022 No.50417280 File: 1.05 MB, 1773x1773, 1657756250316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50416098 join brave https://brave.com/careers/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:21:31 2022 No.50417319 File: 78 KB, 599x813, __sakura_kyouko_mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_drawn_by_aebj__060ac6947fd544645b1a11f5fe2e01b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50417277 >tldr know someone well I'm fucked then

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:37:15 2022 No.50417512

>>50417205
Bro just chill. Pretty much everyone starts out this way. If you keep doubting, just remember that brazilian anon who bullshat his way into a biophysics engineer job with NO formal education or training. On his first week they asked him to model some kind of meme protein and the fucking chad figured it out and made a 3D model in Blender and got an award for it. I'll see if I can find the post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:40:25 2022 No.50417542 >>50417205 >lied my way into cfo of a fortune 500 company and Im in deep water. whats the point of lying on the internet about this? what do you get out of it?

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:49:13 2022 No.50417641

>>50417162
My brother got into it after a Real estate sales job.

Its just sales, with difficult wording. He uses a fake Linkedin with a woman for connecting with HR / IT guys in companies, and having experience selling sunglasses, streetfood, surfboards and Real State, the selling part is easy and comfy. WFH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 05:39:59 2022 No.50418201 biz: White privilege isn’t real!!!2211!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 05:40:08 2022 No.50418202 >>50414782 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 06:59:56 2022 No.50418916 >>50417641 How the fuck does he pretend to be a woman or do they never hear him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:06:46 2022 No.50418976 File: 96 KB, 300x209, WE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50418201

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 07:08:36 2022 No.50418992 >>50414396 Post your job on a job site under a fake company and sublet your job to someone qualified.

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