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someone tell me what to buy

>>50400651
K

>>50400651
SQQQ

>that feel when gigabear on everything American except its stock market
Doombulls, I am thinking we are fucking BACK.
The Fed will try to bet on America. We will force them to pivot.

>>50400674
but everthing is going up? fed isnt unloading theyre balance sheet. sorry im low iq

>>50400651
Fishing rods and tackle.

>>50400651
QQQ and CCJ

>>>/gif/23164750
>The market on monday.

>>50400500
That depends on who/what you believe. Is the strategic oil reserve almost empty and the only thing keeping gas prices low? Will Gazprom (the Kremlin) Nord Stream 1 back on? Will a recession cause so much demand destruction that oil prices plummet?

alright i'm tired of seeing average looking manlets with 10/10 qts. what's their secret

>SPENDERS could be here.

people are still waiting for the bottom when it is already priced in. Bobo must have a low iq

>>50400743
Oh but I know that optimism for the future has already peaked. I am shorting it with TQQQ
WW@?

So can Jerome be impeached or something if he abandons the Fed's charter and just stops giving a fuck about inflation?

Anybody else super bullish on American Express?

>>50400734
unironically personality

>>50400734
They count the bar in their bench numbers while talking to gymthots.

>>50400734
Dating apps suck for girls in a different way. When you get hundreds of literal retards blowing up your inbox, especially as a hot girl, a lot of those girls just give up and delete the apps. Hot girls usually have good social circles, and guys in those social circles watch for those girls to become single before they make their moves. So those manlets knowing a girl for a while might help them for actually dating them, since dating apps sucks for both sides and no one wants to deal with that shit

>>50400767
No, because whenever they have him testify in Congress, representatives like Maxine Waters just ask nonsense questions about racism and poverty that Powell never has an answer for because it is outside of his job description.

It’s inevitable

>>50400828
>that Powell never has an answer for
WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>50400783
the chart looks pretty hot. will their earnings be good, you think?

>>50400898
I think GS earnings on Monday might give a lot of names the green light to go higher as we see how companies can leverage their more luxurious brands to protect them from inflation. AMEX is a prime example with products like the Platinum with a $695 annual fee

>>50400783
what a goofy lookin feller

>>50401016
thanks you reminded me to cancel my Sapphire Reserve
i was keeping it b/c muh priority pass, but i haven't travelled in 3 years now

Wow, great week boys, the Fagsdaq ended down 1% for the week epic rally amirite lads

Soon.

why didnt you link the previous thread?

>>50401035
I think the Sapphire Preferred or one of the Hilton/Marriott cards have priority pass select. Only $95 a year.

>>50400734
you are too afraid to approach them.

>>50400783
American Express and Visa have been on sale for a year because of the absolute retardation of VCs faceplanting into BNPL memes.
Fintech is always a euphemism for "subprime lending".
NO EXCEPTIONS.

>>50400734
one or multiple of the following
>they tried
>she is 10/10 QT but 5+/10 crazy
>money
>8" cock

>>50401138
Why would it matter if the girl has an 8" cock?

>>50400734
Manlets are the masterrace, lanklet scum

>>50401040
Jim Cramer is ringing the bell on Monday

>>50401169
Press F for all the bulls I'm pouring one out for those lil niggas

>>50401169
Jim Cramer in a past live was a literal black swan

>>50401181
Sunday night marks the Seventeenth of Tammuz, a 3 week period of Jewish mourning

>>50401169
>Jim Cramer is ringing the bell on Monday
holy shit I hope this is some cosmic joke. praying for circuit breakers by 10:30 for shiggles alone.

>it's just straight down all the time now
>Fed will reverse course in fall

You'll niggas wish. We will see some boring crab for awhile with more upside but weak upside and it will get pushed into winter. Then when good sales tax numbers comes out no matter how weak it seems you will see the next quantitative tightening and we will see more pain a lot more pain. American Express anon is right. Credit card companies are the new housing boom as big tech sells off.

>>50401263
Why would CCs go up during a period with less spending?
Or is it that spending is increased, but into a select few categories and people have to enter debt?

Anyone making any moves to profit from european collapse?

I'm looking at textile (warm clothes and rope)

>>50401305
maybe we could import some hot euro pussy instead of these fat spics? Just a thought.

>>50401305
I thought France might do poorly if the price of uranium increased. In Feb I predicted theyd get fucked if gas went up and here we are.
Though Im kind of a broken clock

>>50401305
look up the full list of Bridgewater's EU shorts made public recently
I would start there

>>50401302
>Less spending
Think globally. Usd debt is nothing. >>50401305
Straight doomer thought investing like this is too fantasy too soon. Euros will go hard into credit card debt as their currency falls. People stick to old fashioned credit cards for ease and making people eat bugs is a slow process. Ride the trends. No one is giving up the high modern life that fast anytime soon. Debtmaxxing has a ways to go.

>>50400734
They went all in on SOXL and Stacy knows he'll be the next SOXL_shill

>>50400641
So the chip act is going to be the reason we have another fake pump next week? If so do any of you niggers see the nasdaq going up or only semiconductor stocks? And no I'm not going to buy SOXL

I ordered a Chicken Shawarma for /smg/ movie nite

>>50401430
>Next Year
I ordered a Cricket Protein Based Meat Alternative Shawarma for /smg/ metaverse nite

>>50401302
Spending isn't going down the issue is people have less income due too inflation for spending and are forced to rely on credit more in order to continue their life styles. This in a funny twist actually accelerates inflation more since more credit means more money being created. Essentially DEBTMAXXING is the new normie meta.

>>50401455
God I can't wait for that future!

>>50401455
I tried some fungus nuggies and they actually were pretty good

>>50401458
>credit means more money being created
Isn't that only true if they don't pay their bill on time?

>>50400651
PM Miners.

>>50401470
Normies already weren't paying their debt on time.
>the average balance is $5,221 as of the third quarter of 2021, according to Experian.
>The average American household has about $6,473 in credit card debt, based on the most recent U.S. credit card debt and household data.
>Average credit card debt per household was calculated by dividing U.S. credit card debt in 2022 ($841 billion) by the most recent number of households taken in 2021 (129.93 million).
If usage increases then yeah inflation will increase.

>>50401430
>>50401455
>>50401466
family had some burger king the other night...was chicken burger except wasnt even chicken

>>50401545
>average American household NGMI

and thats a good thing.

monday - flat
tuesday - black

>>50401545
I only have $0 debt, a stable job and $50k net worth
>doing better than 95% of the population

Movie night should be The Dictator 2012

Aladeen or Aladeen?

32 minutes to movie night, tonite's feature is Code Inconnu (2000), ratty u have no idea what I had to do to get this working say thank u pls

Is Under Armour (ticker: $UA) a buy at this point? Basically back to covid crash levels. Max pain at $9 currently.

>>50401706
I don't think the brand has the prestige it once did. Not seeing it on normies lately

>>50400641

goddamn he looks and acts like he's 100 years old, it's so uncomfortable

>>50401706
I tried max pain on CHPT and it didnt hit $15

I will never eat the bugs

Who's prepared for the financial collapse of Spain?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1548435234873520129

>>50401742
>it's so uncomfortable
That's a good way to describe it. You'd excuse it away if it wasn't so uncomfortable.

>>50401810
I thought Spain was already poor.

>>50401847
They are. What they are doing with banks thru that stupid strategy will crater the whole country economically.

>>50400737
Underrated

are we living post-covid recovery or are we still experiencing the collapse?

>>50400651
A gun

Someone posted a schizo text months ago that in order to fix inflation, they would crash the euro, forcing them to buy the dollar to solve their debt. Wonder if Russia was part of that ... not sure about China

>>50401699
Thanks Im so excited

>>50401458
As well if consumers expect Inflation to continue to rise they will buy more now knowing that what they want will be more expensive later

>>50401997
Oh this war was definitely planned

chippy bros.. are they finally redeeming their shorts?

any thoughts on the latest trends of walmart / grocers delivering food directly to sheeples fridges?

am i crazy putting 30% of my wealth into farmland now?

>>50402029

Anon please

Politicians and magazines banks are among the most honest people to walk through face of the earth

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Code Inconnu (2000)!

>>50402064
That is why everyone deposits their money to them

>>50402054
I wonder if that will wind up causing mass spreading of bedbugs

>>50402074
based.

>>50402054
Its gonna trend a lot more by August when there's inevitably more lockdowns thanks to monke.

>>50401470
Every time you use credit, the bank is conjuring money out of thin air on demand for you.

>>50402055
Are you putting any into pitcher plants? Combine that with SIGA and soon you will be rich as fuck.

Bobos be missing the big drop and then larp like there will be another drop like that. You missed the big short opportunity, you failure. You missed the bottom. You're incredibly lucky

>>50402179

Not even the far left in the US support lockdowns. They are busy smoking Marijuana and taking Xanax. It is a personal inconvenience to them to wear masks and have their favorite bicycle closed for 6 months

short intel they went long on AMWF

>>50400651
Rite Aid
Ticker: RAD

>>50401724
It still does, its just too expensive. There are cheap chinese knock-offs that are 1/3rd the price and 85% as good.
People are pinching pennies since maybe half way through 2021 so I doubt much of the new apparel people are wearing is higher end. I still have some older underarmor shirts and shorts that have been with me for several years, got a few new ones about 2 years back.

>objectively shit news comes out
>stonks go up
>ask why they went up if the news was bad
>"it's priced in buddy"

wtf you don't PRICE IN BAD NEWS by making the line go up, that's bullshit

>>50400716
>CCJ
Smart choice.

Monke cases over 13,000 and now THIS happens.

You HAVE been buying SIGA bags right frens?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/07/15/monkey-pox-response-vaccine-treatment-obstacles-adams/

>>50402270
if it were priced in it wouldnt move at all.

>>50400734
They are using sunk cost fallacy to their advantage. Dating apps focus on facial aesthetics and men lie about their height and income. So you get a guy who is 5'10" saying he is 6' and another guy saying he makes 200k, but he only nets 80k. By the time women figure this out they are already invested.

Also, if the guy gives them herpes they will have their self esteem ruined and might stay because they fear having to tell someone they have it.

>>50402054
That never made it to our store.
We have supply shortages, mostly paper. Bakery has to photocopy inserts for clamshell trays, we have almost no paper rolls for our store printers so no labels or binning overstock, even the photo lab has a paper shortage for instant printing (though we can always order more daily but its not getting done)
Our store also just moved to digital shelf labels

>>50402291
404

Why yes, I do enjoy not sleeping all night and finally giving up at 4AM to go stoke the fire and make coffee, how did you know?

>>50402324
Jesus, that’s dark, anon. You need ambien. Sleep and water are the main things that keep me functioning properly.

>t. Dad of a toddler in the middle of selling a house/moving

>>50402301
>Be Stacy
>Fuck a nog because the hip hop music told you to
>Get herpes
>Chad won't sleep with you anymore
>Forced to settle for a manlet
>>50402054
Must be absolutely raping their margins with how expensive gas prices are right now. Hopefully they have machine learning or something based on subscription data that gives them better margins due to less food wastage or they are going to be getting heemed for a few years.
Very bullish when gas prices drop though.

I am poopish for monday

>>50402348
I blame the shelter and my lack of an air matress. A foam pad is fine on grass, not so much on wood.

>>50402367
Oh, you’re glamping? You need to do more during the day. Physical labor will make you sleep.

My portfolio is now neutral because of SIGA. LOL. Lmao, even?

>>50402395
>Physical labor will make you sleep
Haha, you're a funny guy, I like you.

>>50402415
if you actually do enough work to get tired you will sleep easily.

not like work at a desk but physical labor

>be me, just turned 21
>coming to the US to spend the summer with my online gf
>both her and her mum constantly make jokes like 'you better be as tall as you said you are, otherwise we'll box you up and send you back lol'
>first thing they say when i get off the plane is 'phew, you're not short... yeah we weren't kidding about that lol'
could've been a serial killer but that's ok

>>50402426
Not when what's keeping you awake is entirely unrelated to how exhausted you are.

Why do you keep coming back to /smg/? Stop. Just get a life and live it too its maximum.

Hmm. good part of Europe will be under extreme heat wave. Just think of all that oil,gas and electric getting sucked to keep people cool. (Picture the Dr Pepper and Coke getting drank to keep the throats from getting dry). Seriously though the climate's fucked. By the time it gets really bad hell I'll be an old man on his way to heaven anyway.

>>50402464
But I enjoy posting with you retards
One day we wont have this luxury

>>50402291
take out the - between monkey and pox. The system still flags that word for some stupid reason.

>>50402367
I'm a former zog bot. A good inflatable pad and in cold weather two sleeping bags. No matter where you are in the entire planet you only need one -20 sleeping bag at most right now. Have a bivy bag. Have a cotton liner on the inside of the sleeping bag. A good alternative is a 100% cotton sheet folded in half and sewn.

With a tarp overhead, use bungee cords for rapid set up and tear down. See picture related. You can fit that in a "compression sack" and you will be good up to -5C (23 burger f).
To survive -20c (-4 burger f) you will need a second sleeping bag and another tarp. Highly recommend you use a naptha (or any lantern that consumes fuel in the tent).

What is the next big thing that's going to be massive and normies haven't heard of yet?

>>50400651
All in jnug.

>>50402513
i know the difference between a bivvy bag and a tent is effectively nothing to a bear, but to me it just feels like you're wrapping yourself up as a nice little human burrito on a platter in one of those

>>50402513
I've been a sc/out/ since I was 6. I have a Carinthia Defense 1 and the FDF sleeping pad, but I never use shelters as I always go for a tent/tarp in the brush. But this time I went with my girlfriend and her parents to a shelter site of their choice, and it turns out that a foam mat sucks for that.

>>50400721
YJK

>>50402464
I can't get a life. I'm not meant for that

>>50402527
Whoever makes the Holodeck. Will make the whole current "V.R" thing look like a cheap ass toy.

>>50400734
Dick pics. Nothing makes a girl squirt more than duck pics.

>>50402513
Be warned that fumes will accumulate at the roof of the tent. It's better to breathe in the cold air. Open the tarp/tent before raising your head off the ground. The fumes can knock you out lol.
Oh, during the day in freezing temperatures take the cotton sheet out and hang it out on a line. Beat it with a stick to get the water out of it.
>>50402546
Oh yeah. With the GF/ Parents is a different story. Way to go on having a GF who went camping! keep up the cool work!
>>50402547
If you are near the black... bears. The tarp will slow them down enough to that you will hear them and be able to bellow and freak them the fuck out. Grizzlies may fuck you up. If you are near polar bears you are dead without a firearm.

>>50400734
They’re confident and not creepy during initially presentation. Do you know how many attractive girls would go out with you if you just flirted with them confidently and charismatically? Literally all of them.

>>50402591
>Way to go on having a GF who went camping!
She's the one who wants to go all the time. I've done my fair share before I met her, so I have all the gear, but nowadays I just micromanage my BoB and don't really bother unless she wants to go.

>>50402513
>>50402591
Didnt you make these exact posts a few weeks ago? I remember the bit about the naptha

CDC just gave SIGAs drug official emergency use for the pox. Beyond that, they implemented a new policy that lets doctors request it now and wait for paperwork after.
You had 4 weeks to get in. See you at $30 you stubborn bastards.

>>50402603
Some of us aren't capable of doing that. When we leave our homes, we turn into robots. We're as polite and friendly as necessary to get along in society, but incapable of anything more than that. It's an automatic behavior and can't be stopped.

>>50402657
On /out/ not here.
>>50402634
Ok Ok, please stop bragging ;_;
My steady dates gal will watch house MD with me and take off. Someday, I will have a nice camping gal.

>>50402678
No way definitely here. I dont browse /out/

>>50402678
take off what?

>>50402657
nah I remember reading about fumes in a tent too and needing a -20 sleeping bag

>>50402740
>>50402693
Sorry. I might have had a few too many to drink. My bad. Just trying to help out.

>tfw monday will be green

>>50402769
Cramer opens the NYSE Monday

>>50402778
priced in

>>50402763
Hey it's all good mate, just sure my brain isnt fucking me hard with deja vu either

>>50402464
I peaked in highschool, socially speaking.

Goodnight Hulkamaniacs

>>50402895
Goodnight sirs.

What if I just started DCAing into LEAPS on indices like the Russell and the Nasdaq? Maybe pick some stocks or sectors too. What could go wrong? My German broker offers fractional option contracts. The issuers are either soc gen, citi or HSBC and I‘m feeling ok to go with HSBC and citi contracts. Why would they sell me this shit? I’m talking high delta deep ITM LEAPS

>>50402895
Goodnight brother

>>50402895
Goodnight brother. Don't even try to bullshit us.

>>50402927
market will never go up again

Mostly burgers in these threads btw

>>50402927
Going to pass out now

>>50402946
... and that's a good thing

>>50402934
>>50402932
>>50402926
Nite N' Tite dudes.
-HH

Wait which one is the one that says 'oh yeah' again? Kool Aid Man or Hulk Hogan?

>>50401706
Thank you for using my artwork anon.

>>50402982
Kool aid man and Macho man.
Hogan says BROTHER, DUDE and NIGGER

Today was a beautiful day. Things only get worse from here, so today was the best. Tomorrow will be good too. Every day is great until the shtf. Buy siga. Good night anons.

>>50402927
I'm thinking of doing similar. main problem is markets could take longer to recover than your options have time.

sticc bredd

>>50402895
I don't sleep I just powernap for 1488 seconds at a time (approx 24 minutes)

>>50402463
Let’s hear it, anon. What’s so concerning that no amount of physical activity will put you to bed?

>>50403127
I don't think that's what they meant by the Uberman sleep schedule anon.

>>50403135
The absolute state of the world + PTSD from having lived in the ghetto.

Asking me to sleep with nothing between me and the outside is not happening.

>>50403095
we call that damper out bush. good tucker.

Anyone else get to savor the 20:1 stock split on Google?

I hope it all comes crashing down, everything

>>50403138
But anon with snooze you lose and I'm just looking for a final solution to the comfy question

sometimes i imagine how much i could get done if i never slept, and then i remember i would just waste the time like i do my normal waking hours

>>50400641
am i the only one who saw this in the thumbnail?

Bull bros... I am thinkin we are back... This week will be green I can't believe Bobo shorted the bottom

>>50403293
Shit I was a week off on FOMC. Yeah, next week will probably end green, but take to roo path getting there.

Bottom is in?
Price of oil is already dropping so is demand this month, so next inflation report in August will show July with lower inflation

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-consumers-inflation-expectations-ease-july-u-mich-2022-07-15/

>>50402813
>he actually thinks pricing in cramer is possible

>>50403307
It is, the market has learned how to divide by 0. truly a stunning achievement!

well time to hit the hay and hope that i dream of being in the middle of an M2M sandwich

>>50402270
>>50402296
Priced in only applies to bearish news

>>50403317
can't price in the jim

>>50400641
SOXL bros....
Has our time come?

>>50403447
https://youtu.be/FJofc7xR00g

Shut it down.

>>50403302
They said the bottom was in last month. it's not in.

>>50403447
bros...its our fucking turn...bobo shall suffer the wrath of heaven

>>50403511
>>50403447
shes right but INTC is the one getting most of the kickbacks. They wont even open the ohio facility without billions thrown at them for free.

>>50400734
They are funny and fit in. You don't because you don't like trends or fads and therefore you are the problem - not them - at least that's how they see it

>>50401116
Sounds like.an intelligent understanding post. Explain pls

>>50403572
>They wont even open the ohio facility without billions thrown at them for free.
In a CNBC interview, INTC said that the factory would still be built. But it would be substanstially smaller.

>>50403627
they haven't even begun to break ground and its summer in ohio. They won't do anything until they get their shekels.

>>50402665
They already gave people jabs for the pox too.

Just watch the case numbers rise over 20,000 by the end of this month and over 100,000 by August.

>>50403635
You're probably correct, I am just stating what has been said.

>>50403581
There has been a "Fintech Revolution" in recent years. Venture capital funds gave Fintech companies lots of money and valued them higher than "legacy" financial companies like Visa and Mastercard. The idea is these new fintech companies will disrupt these old companies. They make money by being psuedo banks/Credit card companies that lend to anyone....turns out Visa MA AXP are all capable of adapting to new payment methods and lending schemes too and the Fintech revolution is a dub. But V MA AXP valuations got a lot lower than they should have due to this trend

>>50403143
Eh

Embrace the out of doors and work yourself to exhaustion.

This is my advice.

When you become one with the darkness and your fear you can allow that fear to wash over and beyond you.

Embrace your fear like you would an old friend or, if you could hug yourself, yourself. Don’t run from your fear. Embrace it.

>>50403581
>Sounds like.an intelligent understanding post. Explain pls
Fintech has large margins in theory because its just moving digital bits around and charging fees on top of it (fixed or otherwise). It is also appealing as ESG washing since a database server has a minimal carbon footprint compared to, say, a steel foundry or oil refinery.
The problem is that VCs have become largely stupid from the era of easy money and desperate to find places for their debt leveraged cash.
Visa, Amex, etc. are all perfectly fine with integrating new technologies and still absolutely shit on all crypto so hard and so effortlessly that only truly vaporware shitcoins even try to take about transaction speed disruption anymore.
Buy now, pay later is just the latest trend of trying to "get in early" on fintech when everyone with decent credit health and finances can just use the more traditional services. It is only the subprime debtors that require "new tech" to get back into taking out more debt. But they are in that mess because they are awful to have as counterparties. So that "untapped" market lures in retard VC resources that disintegrates when lending gets at all tighter.
This is also somewhat related to why "banking the unbanked" is only ever uttered by the truly stupid or cynical.

>>50403143
buy gun

What makes the forest dark?

Has there ever been a type of shill in /smg/ worse than the SIGA shills?

>>50403861

The forest is only dark at night anon

>>50403690
the legacy card companies hold a lot of power over payment processing. Its crazy.

>>50403883
Yes, lots.

>>50400641
Don't care + didn't ask + ratio + low IQ stocklet
Reverse Uno matic general >>50404353

>>50403892
What makes the forest dark?

>>50404351
For example

FACT
95% of gamblers stop playing right before they're about to win big

>>50404759
>CWSFF shills
>CLF shill / tranny
>DWAC shill / tranny
>ASMB shill
>UTZ shill
>BHS shill(s)
>MVIS shill
>AMRS shill
>PLTR shill(s)
>Chinese stocks shill, who would post CCP pepe multiple times every thread and ask why people weren't buying Chinese stocks, over a year ago, before the Chinese stock market implosion

>>50404822
>DWAC shill / tranny
Why would a tranny be into a trump stock fucking idiot.

>>50404822
You are saying that because they tanked and SIGA hasn't yet. None of those shills ever spammed every thread with gay porn as advertisement.

>>50404849
ASMB has actually done okay since the brazilian guy started shilling it
CLF also did fantastic - CLF tranny started shilling it at $6-7 in the summer of 2020, peaked at $32
a stock's performance doesn't = being a faggot shill
it's the spamming of the thread and being an overall annoying faggot
we all hated CLF tranny, regardless of CLF stock performance

>>50404875
Doesn't refute my point
>None of those shills ever spammed every thread with gay porn as advertisement.

>>50400641
aped in PLTR at 9

those bitches got the best tech around and as tightening comes a lot of companies will be looking to optimize their shit more and more

EOY over 13

>>50404885
the amount of shitting up the thread that CLF tranny or DWAC tranny did I would honestly prefer the dick poster
UTZ shill would spam loli porn
>>50404903
>as tightening comes around, businesses are going to opt to spend more on paying PLTR to develop custom software for their needs
>as tightening comes around, government contracts will surely increase for PLTR, not decrease
PLTR is a shit company that cares more about their treatment of transexual employees than they do shareholder profits

Is anyone investing in solar energy and EV batteries ?

I‘m about to decline a job offer to trade full time because I think I‘ll have a mental breakdown being a wagie. Just put of uni with two degrees and and some internships. Giving myself half a year to be profitable enough to live off of it. So far seem to be on the way. Am i fucking up?

>>50405128
Yes you are. Take the job for a while, if you hate it you are free to walk away any time. In the meantime, earn some guaranteed money

>>50404775
Is this the latest meme from the gambling industry? Or the Cryptotards copium

>>50405110
I'm invested in BYD and they also have a battery segment

>>50405128
There is no information here..

If you are under 500K net, get the job.. You can't trade efficiently if losing a big trade results in career death

>>50404885
The anon has a good point. The SIGA shills went to crazy lengths even as far as editting old basedack type memes with shit stained faces and so on... really off the scales degenerate larping. The reality is clearly that all those hardcore shills simple finally had a good outlet for their obvious repressed homo feelings. That they can't see this and think "Im just having fun" shows the level of denial - they should just get to their nearest Pride event, get down on their knees and slurp the globohomo koolaid. Stop making the rest of us suffer their faggotory.

Kenya is getting fucked up with bonds, how do I profit from this?

https://twitter.com/alykhansatchu/status/1548563583222652928

>>50403095
Stockbrot

siga homophobes

>>50401181
I need my rolled out naked calls to print Monday. Get me off the hook Jim and I will call into the show to thank you for your service

uranium

>>50405686
UUUU is my uranium stock.

>>50405128
Life is about spending time.
How do you think your time is best spent?

>>50400651
Hookers and blow.

some of you guys are alright, don't buy calls tomorrow.

>>50400641
bro, what if he dies during national tv? that would be a disaster...

>>50402270
The stock market does what it wants. Any justification for how the market moved on a given day is just a post-hoc explanation to try to make sense of it.
At best, there is a reason for how stocks move in the long-term.

AA earnings coming up on the 20th and it looks like it just bounced off the bottom bigly the third time. Despite declining aluminium prices, do you think it's it a good swing trade opportunity for next week?

Bear market is officially over. Prove me wrong.

>>50401430
Sounds comfy af.

>>50401116
>>50403690
>>50403772
I've heard people like Jim Chanos say similar things. They're subprime lenders or banks with a lower quality clientele.
Chanos also mentioned that they should trade at similar valuations to comparable banks: below book value. For companies like UPST or AFRM that means another decline of over 50%.

>>50400641
If Biden wasn't evil, that kike wouldn't be smiling.

>>50405721
Fuck yea. Do you think the current price is a good time to buy? I have always waited for it to dip near 4 to buy again after selling it at 9~ish

>>50404903
I also finally bought back into PLTR after I had bought sold back in late 2020 with a gain of over 100%.
It might go lower still, but I'll continue buying below 8, below 7...

UUUU
E
C

I urgently need the schizo kot gifs my nigroes. The motherboard of my phone is kill and had all my shitposting pics there.

>>50400641
If I'm betting on oil/gas skyrocketing this fall since the euros will be forced to buy more oil and nat gas at even higher prices, what are some good etfs to profit?
I've looked at UNL, XOP, XES, PXJ
I don't really understand how DRIP or GUSH work

I'm so fucking tired of waging
I'm tired of trying and failing different things over and over to not have to wage
I've failed at crypto, failed at stocks, failed at school, failed at life. I don't know why I haven't just blown my brains out yet, considering the only fate for me besides death is working retarded bullshit jobs for rich boomers who hate me and will make sure that I will never be able to afford anything. I hate this world and everyone in it.

>>50406246
Get a state govt job. Can't get fired (unless you try to that is), easy work, benefits, decent pay, early retirement. Ex: Me, started in 2005. Full retirement is option in 2031 or I can stick it out till 2036 to max things out. Either option I'd still be way under the typical age 65. Kicking back from then on getting a check for life along with a fat 401k,medical and a fat brokerage account.

>>50406246
eventually one day you'll get better at some things or learn about things that could be useful.

>>50406246
>I've failed at crypto
snake oil
>failed at stocks
you need money before you can "try" stocks
>failed at school, failed at life
then other stuff until you find something you're good at. there must be something you like to do, and it there's not there must be something you have an intuition for, try semi-skilled jobs until you find one where you can outperform others.
>the only fate for me besides death is working retarded bullshit jobs for rich boomers
get good enough at something and you can be the rich boomer someone else is working for

>>50403690
So is visa and mc worth buying?
You know I never really stopped to think about the finer points of commercial and investment banks and cc companies. Which ones do the best during a liquidoty crisis?

>>50401391
>>50401391
This is bullish. This is the way people sound after capitulation. Reminds me of bears when the market was recovering from the pandemic.Thanks anon for giving me a sign that we are at bottom.

>>50406457
>>50406457
>This is bullish
This is bearish

>heres my final (for now take on btc), and what has happened
to hold $3.045 in BTC as/in $ it has costed me 0.50 $ more (so that it keeps as the same amount of satoshi coins, about 1640.0 satoshis) as the price of bitcoins has risen and so ive put in 3.50
i could have taken out the coins on multiple occasions to get 100-150 more satoshi coins
>this has been 50 days or so of testing
>these two points is from buying BTC at 20K and making profit when the value goes down
>i would have bought BTC at 16K the first time it dipped, and then at 18K the other day
( ^ ) BTC is not a very good investment. the "gas" fees are too high and i cant properly drip-feed pennies into this $3 investment and it has taken so much mental money mathematics to get that 0.50 $ into there that this BTC would have to stay for 2 years before this was even paid off, and then another 1 year to make the first year of those 2 years paid off
i would have also sold already to take out the BTC at i think 22K from buying at 20K (i had made about $0.40 on the $1.80 or so(?))

i will also never get this money because
>BTC wallets need ID now (?), what the fuck
>the gas fees are too high and would take most of this $3 from me to get it to where i had found $6 in BTC
ive learned from this, that, i buy/sell "too"-early but i think that thats a strength
im stopping now because ive started seeing patterns in the chart which you guys do, and i dont want to be like that (with your buzzwords which are silly)

BTC is absolutely pathetic!

Why did AES crash to 19 Friday?? Is it a warning that earnings will be off?
I used the crash to buy more.

>>50405745
>tiny hands

Bobo just give up...

also, BTC will die

>i invest
>soon after, russia invades ukraine, the bull market ends, and we enter a bear market for the first time in over a decade

how many years am i gonna be bagholding? all i can say is thank god im DCA'ing but holy shit this is uncanny, how can i be this unlucky?

I keep buying fuel cell energy

all me

nu-/pol/ is unusable

>>50406502
This is super bullish. All in on 3x leveraged etfs next week. Thanks.

>>50406584
You are actually really lucky to start investing at this time. Your experience getting screwed over will teach you to value orientated, because you understand that valuations can be annihilated overnight.
A lot of people who got in over the last 10 years or so are stuck in perma-bull mode, because in their experience stocks only went up. They will hold their bags right down to the ground and all theirs years of investing will be wiped out. Crypto investors suffer from this problem as well

>>50405747
Camel Harris taking over and appointing her successor? Long R 2024 on Predictit.

>>50406076
You know it will go to 9, and it is currently less than 9.
I don't have a lot of it, but it's one of the things I'm betting on.
My other picks are X, CLF, MDB, ESTC, SPLK, and SOXL.

>>50406676
Camel will be a lame duck.
Congress will run the country.

>>50406701
No chance the R's get 60 Senate seats, they'll have defense and reconciliation bills plus go-nowhere investigations - hardly anything. We'll see the same gridlock as we do right now with the action continuing to be the deep state, bureaucracy, NGOs, etc.

What are some good non-pozzed market news/study telegram channels?

>>50400651
Amzn. Massive earnings and expanding growth still. Nice price here as well.

>>50406654
if anything, it's woken me up to pay a lot more attention to what world governments and central banks/FED are doing. i've seen a lot of what now appear to be obvious moves in the markets over the past year that seem like they'd be easy to take advantage of if you just were paying attention to that. like, the indicators on a chart don't really matter, indicators like the VIX and CPI and current events matter. like that time China decided to fix coal prices, even if you got in a little late you could have easily profited from that. or when the Fed raised rates by .75 basis points and everything went to shit because of inflation running so hot. now all i can think of is "damn, i should have known", but oh well what can you do.

i know now, though, at least. unfortunately my money's stuck until things turn around in a couple of years but at i can wait, i have a good job with good job security (it's a boring job no one wants to do but it's necessary so they pay me well and they'll never fire me. i like the solitude and being able to listen to music and podcasts and audiobooks all day while i do it, though). think im just gonna ride out the recesssion, continue to educate myself on current events and how they affect the market. just feels bad because biden is gonna be president for at least 2 more years and who knows if they're gonna rig the midterm elections or not this time around. really praying for a red wave to shut biden down for the next 2 years at the very least and then a republican president to actually fix the economy and get rid of this green energy shit during this crisis and actually show strength abroad instead of weakness, but man, 2 years feels like an eternity right now.

honestly part of me thinks i shouldn't even bother DCA'ing and i should just wait for the ukraine war to end and for whenever the Fed starts lowering rates again instead of raising them, and for inflation to start going down. those are all probably pretty solid indicators.

>>50406805
>AZMN
>massive earnings
did I miss something? The entire NASDAQ got fucked all May because Amazon shit the bed on earnings.

>>50406861
Wasn't a lot of that RIVN related though? Are we expecting another write down on the CEO's ex-wife's science project?

From the time Trump won the election until the time the Dems took over the house the VIX never crossed 20.

>>50405381
Short black people

>>50406999
Czeched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE

>>50406861
Yeah but everything is missing now. I guess I should have meant strong position. They still make money hand over fist. Plus they're adding new stuff like the streaming side.

Okay, gun to crotch, you have to pick 2 of the below recently-raped tech companies to invest in, and their YTD performance:

$AAPL: -18%
$GOOG: -19%
$MSFT: -21%
$TWTR: -22%
$MRNA: -31%
$CRM: -31%
$AMZN: -32%
$ADBE: -32%
$TSLA: -34%
$ZM: -40%
$TEAM: -44%
$AMD: -46%
$NVDA: -48%
$META: -51%
$SNOW: -54%
$SPOT: -57%
$ETSY: -60%
$SQ: -61%
$PYPL: -62%
$NFLX: -70%
$SNAP: -70%
$W: -73%
$SHOP: -76%

>>50407069
amd and nvda
>actual product
>next to impossible to replace
>trannies will never be real women.

>>50407069
I am betting once things start turning around, people are going to fomo hard back into NVDA. AMZN would be my second.

I am kind of wondering if META has fallen out of favor with investors and if that will be a thing that will last a long time.

>>50407069
Out of what you've picked I would go with AMD, SNOW, and NVDA.
I would avoid NFLX, PYPL, CRM, TWTR, FB, and MRNA.

>>50407069
amd and Amazon

>>50407069
you literally can't lose with semiconductors, so AMD and NVDA although they're kinda similar in price movement so probably AMD because it's better for growth and AMZN because it's fucking AMZN and everything will probably be AMZN by the end of the next decade or two.

Is ANYONE actually concerned about yield curve inversions???

>war in ukraine not ending any time soon, time to plant new crops there has already passed and silos full of crops are rotting
>drought and extreme weather conditions in many parts of the world fucking up crop yields
>worldwide famine on the horizon

>WEAT drops to $8

im gonna be greedy and wait for around the $7-ish mark to dump more money in, but honestly i don't see how this isn't the easiest 2x of my life if i just buy more and wait. like, if someone wants to explain to me how people starving around the world won't jack up the price of wheat i'd love to hear it because it seems inevitable to me.

>>50407330
You're moving too fast, this narrative is slow and boiling gonna be September when the real fun starts and then November for a big crash

>>50407355
>>50407340
Bobos are such alarmist faggots

>>50407330
didn't it already do this a year or two ago and nothing happened

>>50407374
not an argument. try again, this time actually counter the point itself, with evidence if possible.

>>50407383
Yeah everyone was freaking the fuck out about yield curves in spring 2021 and nothing happened. Watch them say this time is different though

>>50407330
There is too much noise and matters that aren't directly related to monetary policy affecting the market right now to be really concerned about that. Retarded geopolitics is front and center at the helm.

>>50407069
Aapl and amzn. But really I'd take 3 and add msft. Nothing else needed. Nvda is tempting too, I'd swap out msft for it if I could do 3.

>>50407412
The war in Ukraine is a humongous nothingburger. Source: I'm older than 16 so I remember what happened in 2014 and I understand that Ukraine is just one of the many pieces of the Oceania Eastasia chessboard

SOXL baggies how yall holding up

>>50407465
okay so you have no argument, got it.

>>50407499
>SOXL
melting up

>>50407507
They normally don't
>>50407465
Permabulls like this are forced to be bullish becuase the have a 401k meaning they literally have to be bullish just ignore them

>>50407507
lol there's nothing to argue, you're just fucking wrong. Ukraine, just like all other contemporary conflicts, is a complete farce. Notice how the US is still printing money, just under the guise of aid to Ukraine? Notice how Ukraine is using that money to service its debts [in US dollars] and buy US-made military hardware? Sometimes I forget just how brainwashed you idiots can be

>>50406584
Beark markets are literally the best time for new investors to be dca'ing into.

You're actually incredibly lucky, much more so than the average investor.

>>50401203
>they still worship a Mesopotamian god
No wonder their own god hates them and abandoned them in their own fucking holy book. What a strange religion.

>>50407538
ukraine is going to become a failed state because putin would rather raise the entire country to the ground rather than let the West have it, and the global wheat supply is fucked for at LEAST a year if not longer. there's a worldwide drought going on that'll just get worse as time progresses. you've answered none of these concerns. feel free to keep coping, though.

>>50407538
Isn't that most conflicts though? Since ww2? Just a political show and stimulus while training fighters in various locations. It was Iraq and Afghanistan too but sadly too many Americans actually thought it was about freedom and safety

What’s the most realistic SIGA price target by EOY? $20-25?

>>50407684
>worldwide drought
>on a planet with a surface that is 71% water

>>50403447
This nigga need money to pay for his DUI lawyers

>>50404429
the absence of light?

>>50407069
W
NFLX

(i literally am already)

>>50407069
amd & nvda

>>50407412
>dat captcha

he's gonna pivot

I actually opted for amd and leveraged semis as a whole

Trump bros...

>>50407892
Bullish for sales on his next album.

>>50407892
and just like that. trumps legacy is forever dead.

>>50404822
CLF tranny made me money

JUST IN: Fed just leaked 100 BPS is off the table for next meeting. Limit up on futures and dollar will open down 1%. Golden bull run initiated

reminder that india is the worlds toilet except the turds walk and talk and leave the bowl to crawl into your bed

>>50408006
You forget we have been in a clown market for some time now. We will continue the dump for the next 30 years and be the new Nikkei

>>50408063
>>50408063
>>50408063
new
>>50408063
>>50408063
>>50408063
new

>>50406086
based pltr enjoyer. stonks are more likely to go up here s&p over 3900 and all will see a positive price action

>>50407069
When the recession hits a lot of those laid off people will spend whatever's left of their savings try starting a small business. This could benefit middlemen companies like paypal, shopify, etsy, etc. On the other hand, most of these newly started businesses will be shit and have no sales which could prevent the middlemen from actually making money.

>>50408006
I don't see a huge difference between 75 and 100. It is moreso the market likes to believe the fed will do what it plans, it has the right data for forecasting, and it is "in control". Only day traders care about this shit. Near term we are going down, because inflation is nowhere near under control. This is a controlled demolition.

>>50407069
looks like theres still plenty of meat left on the bone to short aapl, goog, and msft. not even down 20%? lol wtf

>>50407069

amd and nvda

>>50407330

the truth is that 10/2y inversion is meaningless and is entirely a media invention.

The one that matters is the 10yr/3mo