/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50387507
business analysts are a relic from a past era. they will be extinct in 10 years

Doesn't look like much competition

Why do I fantasize about uptight Asian whores pegging me?? I'm white and I would never let any woman do that except these asian bitches.

why do so many roastoids wear glasses these days?

>>50387507
there's a serious lack of cute asian women on my team, I'm gonna be complaining to my manager, we're supposed to be a diverse and inclusive company

>>50387580
its yo type

>>50387597
Vaccine impairments.

>>50387507
I graduated at 22 in Computer Science. I am now 28 and I have never had a job in my life and I live by collecting welfare. I don't think that I am missing out on much.

>>50387580
That's the subliminal messaging from all the hentai you've been watching.

>this is the type of girl you desire when she first shows up at the office( cute quirky silly)
>you eventually make out with her after a company get together
>three nights later you fuck her
>she barely makes a sound in bed
>she barely moves in bed
>you fuck her doggy style and that pankcake ass gives zero push back or bounce.
>sure you cum but the fantasy never lives up to the reality.
>you date her but secretly sneak in the bathroom when shes in deep sleep to beat off to girls with curves and constantly wonder "what would that be like to fuck"
>you marry this girl
>you have kids
>you raise a beautiful happa child
>your happa son turns 18
>he goes on a shooting spree at a local shopping area
>you sit at home in grief
>you get the strength to watch the news on the shooting and the first victim your son shot was a big booty girl with giant tits.
>you look up her ig and you beat off.

>>50387597
they think it makes them smart. they all wear fake glasses too

>>50387716
So hate fucking americans

>>50387739
>then you pull up this badboy and the pain goes away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B_ZSEVKa_M

>>50387809
I'm an Australian. We do have university debt, but you only pay it back if you get a decent job. If you never get a job, you don't have to pay back a single cent.

>>50387841
How much is that welfare check? In my low tier Euro country you don't get anything if you live with mommy. It's fine, she adores me and buys me white monster but it gets lonely sometimes desu.

>>50387869
It is enough. I get $500 a week and since I live frugally, I can save $100 a week.

>>50387801
the lengths they go to is ridiculous the theranos bitch even lowered her voice anytime she was speaking in public because she thought it would make people take her more seriously

>>50387507
good thread. Well done

>>50387883
That's insane if true, that has to be one of the highest in the world even if AUS$500. $26k takehome for doing literally nothing, as a europoor I'd give up what I'm doing and take it.

With a CS degree you should be able to work remotely no matter how they try and gatekeep it. Surely there is something you could find to do, if you keep your revenue from it low enough it could go under the radar and it would keep your skills updated.

>>50387934
I don't do anything other than collect my welfare check. I do chores around my house and I mow my lawn, my grandparent's lawn, and my parents rental properties lawn, but that is about it. The average welfare rate is lower than $500, but since I have some bonus pity points, I qualify for a bigger slice of the pie. Still, $500 isn't much since a teenager working casually will out earn me in a week.

>>50387739
Yes

>>50387998
That's great, man. You anglos are definitely the winners of the world. Neet respect, bro

>>50387559
It has a vagina, you don't. Unless you're gigachad or a house nigger HR roasties aren't going to consider you.

>>50387527
To be honest I don't see myself existing in 10 years

>>50388136
what a faggot mindset

>>50387507
How do i get an azn american gf bros?

>>50387739
10/10

>>50388290
be white

>>50388262
Holy kingly

>>50388290
you don't want an azn american gf, they're like white women except with yellow skin.

do u want to date a snarky white woman? n

>>50388290
Don't. It's not worth the school shooter offspring.

>>50387739
you overestimate my ability to even make it to step 2

>>50387527
Nah. I'm a BA who works on any new regulations coming our way, never been busier. Someone has to read all the regs and understand where we do/don't already comply. I'm not sure its easy to automate.

>>50387597
asians have shit-tier vision to be fair

>>50387739

>>50387801
Kek there is a guy in my office who does this, cringe as fuck, everyone laughs at him behind his back I kind of want to help him

>>50387580

>>50387739
>and that pankcake ass gives zero push back or bounce.
So many times. Girls are so lazy or just dead inside.

>>50387597
squinty eyes

>>50387507
There is an AI which can write code for you moron. You don't need to learn shit just bullshit your way through the interview.

>>50387998
I guess I just have to ask why? If you went through all the trouble to earn a degree, why not do something simple and easy or do you just hate everything in the field? Tech definitely has so many routes to go and even the really simple stuff gets paid well. I suppose it could be just laziness too but as someone who was a neet for over a decade, the boredom got to me among other things.

>>50387507
Accurate.

T. Dev who left offices

>>50387580
Probably you presume that they, given their pragmatic informed intelligence - because they're sure not very as brainy as you would think (I grew up going to school with a lot of them and they're not that far away from your alleged ditzy blonde - they're more prone to heuristics than cute mnemonic devices).

Anyway, Chu can't teach you much if she's peddling over methodical stuff that's probably expired in tech or a redundancy due to automation.

>>50387507
>be asian
> make video about how to be successful
>not pretty enough to get by on looks alone
lol why are asians so ugly. A white girl would just have to post her ass and make a million a month.

>>50390519
She has 200k+ views idiot, considering the video is probably shit and most people clicked it because it had an above average girl in the thumbnail it’s probably working for her

>>50387597
They probably just wore contact lenses in the past. Something like 80% of Asians are short sighted.

Also I'd "analyze" her "business" if you catch my drift.

>>50387507
Same girls in high school that would cheat in the second language classes and had an insane ego at 14 years old, so competition isn't that bad

>>50390519
>reposting an ad

>>50387934
I'm in australia getting 650 USD / week for free lmao

>>50389470
>I kind of want to help him
don't

>>50387739
I came....

>>50387507
competing with what? solving probrems? sturrying cases? croding? asians have no ability to innovate. yiu are competing with a computer.

>>50390802
lol what a simp.
I bet the ugly asian will let you sniff her if you view her vids more.

>>50387739
you should expand this into a short story, would be kino

>>50388885
you say that like its a bad thing