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Maybe something about womens…rights?
Nah, probably some kike shit

>>50381609
maybe because it's retarded
imagine paying for this shit
onlyfans simp but irl

>>50381609
I don't know if you noticed, but we are currently in turbo feminist times where just glancing at a woman is practically considered as rape, twitter trannies would shut down such things asap

>charge 4x as much
>takes 10x as long
>requires 2x the labor which is more expensive to begin with
try charging 40x as much and maybe it will make sense

>>50381609
>Why are bikini car wash businesses so rare?
Because all the women are fat.

>>50381625
Go back to wherever you came from

>>50381625
What would stop someone from opening one though? I understand their would be bitching but from legal/business prospective. I mean their are like “sex positive feminists” talking about how sec work is real work. And again bikini car washes do exist their just really really rare in America.

>>50381609
Women can do only fans and dont have to go to jerk off carwashes.

Because a bunch of fat dykes and Karens would seethe about it today, and then the same ones saying it's exploitation would be demanding that trannies should be allowed to do it.

>>50381665
Not all but yeah I guess but obviously you go to Starbucks grocery whatever their are young attractive non fat women working their. You do go outside right? Their are at least 10x as many strip clubs as bikini car washes.

Women are annoying enough working in offices. So you think they're any less bitchy in bikinis?

>>50381609
anon it's really fucking weird to pay money to see women in bikinis. This goes for Hooters, Twin Peaks, those stupid fucking bikini cafes. It's fucking weird.

Because everything is about sluts already so why would I want some lazy whore in a bathing suit to do a mediocre job washing my car? Kazakhstan

>>50381641
>>50381690
I guess only fans and other internet porn is a thing but their is still people who don’t use internet would be interested. I mean their are bikini car washes that exist today and they seem to be doing well.

Their labor costs are too high. You can't compete against a mechanized car wash.

I mean they have dirty coffee stands so maybe it's just because the women are more protected inside their little booths and therefore feel more comfortable? Also, making coffee and showing your ass is a lot easier than actually washing a car in the sun

>>50381609
Because they can't wash cars for shit. it's weaid and look how she is standing on the hood.

>>50381625
Implying a is not b.

>>50381609
This only worked in white societies.

>>50381831
This. Imagine some roastie standing on your car, leaving massive dents all over it just so she can shake her ass for some real or imagined camera somewhere. Then to add insult to injury you're supposed to PAY the thot(s) for their "time" and "effort". It's pathetic and sad that the well meaning evolutionary goal of giving a woman income and safety in order for them to raise your children has become so subverted.

worst thread ive seen in years

>>50381740
Tell you what, bring back Whore houses and lower COL and taxes and maybe I would pay 16 year olds to wash my cock with their mouth and hands.
Another reason I want to get rich, move someplace where prostitution isnt illegal.

because sadly, we live in the age of women empowerment

There are alot of bikini coffee stands where I live in Arkansas. I have a couple grease ball buddies that love going for the attention. They get regular traffic.

I did it once. It was shit. Poor washing job. No tits on the window. Just a couple of skanks who don't know how to wax scrubbing with Dawn dishsoap

>>50381961
how does one not feel embarrassed paying money just to stare at women in bikini's? It's the same mentality that's causing actual prostitutes to become multimillionaires on OnlyFans. Think about what you're contributing to when you pay for that shit - it's absolutely embarrassing for the patrons

>>50381971
I see. I Can’t really just take your word for it. Obviously the wash is just part of it watching the show is the other half.

>>50382024
Wasn't fuck of a show. In the movies it seems like you get ass and tits on your windshield. In my experience it was trash

>>50381609
nobody is going to pay big bucks for some sluts to wash their car in this economy
not to mention the difficulty of finding a whole team of attractive women to hire

>>50381997
Because you want what you want and don’t care about the consequences it has on others? It’s not simping it’s an exchange of money for a service.

>>50382053
>it's about being a mindless consoomer
got it

>>50381997
But I agree with you still. Just explaining the logic of someone who would pay for only fans / a shitty car wash.

>>50382045
Alright. I didn’t know. I guess lots of people like you go in for the first time and are disappointed? Not a lot of returning customers then.

>>50382096
Well it wasn't a real business it was college girls or some shit in a parking lot with some buckets

>>50382112
Oh ok. But I’m talking about real business. I’ll link one for example https://www.baywashfl.com/ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJ4I9QZu7U

I’m not in Florida btw, their is no Bikini car wash anywhere near where I am located not sure if that is a good or bad thing. Maybe I could get a gf and have her do it for me?

>>50381609
If a bitch ever stepped on my custom cars hood I would literally grab her by the hair and swing her body against a concrete post until she stopped struggling.

>>50381609
no woman wants to do this when they realize they can just go on the internet, do something just like it without getting wet & working, and get even more money.

>>50381625
What a gross stupid nigger. Zoom your stupid ass out of here

>>50382525
>>50382048
>>50381948
But you could say exactly the same thing about strips clubs which their are 10x as many of as bikini car washes. I’m just trying to figure out why so many strip clubs bikini baristas cocktail waitresses etc. but so few bikini car washes?

>>50381609
A proper hand detailing business where the staff are actually competent and know how to clean cars, but where they're also all cute girls in bikinis. No dancing, no acting sexy, just working competently. Y/n?

>>50382739
Probably because it's inherently public, and people can see you getting your shameful carwash. Also, maybe there isn't much of a cultural crossover between people who like cars and people who like strip clubs.

>>50382995
Y. Go open one.

>>50383023
That’s true it is very public I didn’t think of the shame factor.

why wont anybody beautiful let me suck their tits, i am beautiful

>>50383223
Have you ever actually asked?

>>50381625
women have the right to dance naked on my car for money

>>50383409
yes, well not for the tits but i ask for dates and stuff

>>50383425
Based. I WANT A BIKINI CAR WASH SO BAD BUT THEIR SO NONE ANYWHERE NEARBY AND I HAVE NO GF AND I HAVE ALREADY WATCHED ALL THE GOOD VIDEOS ONLINE OF OTHER PEOPLE GETTING THEIR CARS OR BOATS WASHED AND THOSE ARE NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS SEEING IT IN PERSON!

>>50381641
Bro. Stop being such a beta faggot. Women are absolute shit tier life forms.

>>>50381609

Because all women are fat...

>>50383613
No. Go outside. Seriously local grocery stores, coffee shops, gyms, clothing stores, etc. there are plenty of not fat young women.

>>50381641
>only fans simp but irl
Yeah man, men like bouncing tits and also go to strip clubs too. But you’re such a Chad you would never dare of “paying for it”. Chud Incel following the righteous Chad route for sure, kill yourself

women are only fir for one thing, wives
if a woman isn't your wife and having your children she is absolutely fucking useless
save for family, you should ignore anything that isn't a potential wife or your actual wife
SIMPing and hook up culture gave women a false sense of worth

my paint is bad enough, I don't want some thot to make it even worse.
stupid bitches would probably clean my wheels and slap the same cloth right onto my hood.

Why would anyone go here? So you can just sit in your ar with Your Smiling Wojak face and stare at them for later masturbation purpose? Id feel like a fucking weirdo

>>50382053
What service?
For that matter, what service do strip clubs provide?

>>50384302
Like a art gallery?

>>50381882
/thread

>>50381647
>Paying 400 dollars for a carwash

>>50381609
People who actually own nice cars don't want a bunch of dumb whores to ruin the paint. Also, porn is free and widely available as well as strip clubs

>>50381645
Make it a tranny only job. Have their penisian bagenas dangling.
>profit

Retarded roasties will fuck up your paint

>trusting women to touch your paint

>>50383579
This. Even my wife sucks.

>>50381609
>wanting a bunch of people farting and bleeding out of their queefing pussies near your car

>going to get a car wash so you can oogle at women
This is so cringe to me. You're just sitting in your car smiling and staring at these women. Just go to a strip club or watch some porn..

>>50384616
>>50384633
I don’t know cars well. I have watched bikini car wash videos online and the car looks fine after the girls wash it? It doesn’t look scratched? I don’t get it.

>>50385598
You can't see from a distance but they'll put swirls and micro scratches in it

>>50385647
Oh ok. If I wanted to have a girl wash my car how could I make sure she doesn’t damage the car? Is it all about proper technique or is their cleaning tools and cleaning solutions that are idiot proof?

>>50382995
Enjoy the discriminations lawsuit when some ugly bitches and men apply for the job
There go all your profits + whatever else you have

>>50381609
Why would they wash cars when they can just start an OF?

>>50381887
>well meaning evolutionary goal of giving a woman income and safety in order for them to raise your children
The evolution goal is for alpha chads to have an entire harem to spread his genes. Tinder and sexual ((liberation)) is simply taking us back to prehistoric values

>>50385683
>>50385647
Would wipes like this work? I’m just thinking if theirs a idiot proof way, other than just having them not touch the car and hose it down.

>>50385759
My understanding of onlyfans is most don’t make even a couple hundred a month. And in the beginning when you first start posting their the money is terrible you have to build up. The bikini car wash she just applies and start working and getting paid.

>>50381609
>blocks your path

>>50381609
if some cunt stood on my car like that

>>50381672
Nothing stops you but you would be surprised how fast moralizers of all moralities will appear to throw roadblocks into your business. Once they have decided they don’t like that business good luck trying to get any business out together.

>>50383797
yup

>>50381609
I'll give you a hint: niggers.

>>50386698
Do they harass the girls or something?

>>50381997
I don't get it. Just grab your mooned zha0 bags, buy a high quality and tier prostitute and make her yours
you held your ch4ngpump bags right?

>>50381609
i grew up in the 80s it was common back in the 80s and 90s even for highschools to do fundraisers but after the 2000s with all the feminist faggotry it kind of died off. i cant imagine anyone trying it tehse days with all the cancel culture bullshit you are just asking for a lawsuit

>>50381645

because there's a lot more risk involved than a normal carwash, and the cost of that risk is passed on to the customer. there are services which provide both at a better rate or more effectively, being a standard carwash for getting your car cleaned, and a strip club for looking at women. combining them together will cost the customer a shit tonne, not to mention insurance in case some horny loser like you jumps out of the car/films the women/assaults them etc.

All in all youll be paying a shit tonne more for just the experience than what the two services are worth if you specialized two different businesses separately.[

You could probably get away with a strip club that has a drivethrough for hot car washing, but its unlikely youll get the sales to make it cost effective

>>50381609
because inside we are all horny bitches
or greedy bitches, there are literally people getting excited about shitcoins like zha0

>>50386045
It's more about technique

>>50381915
i wash my own car

I would never take my car to anything like this. I can just imagine how it would be

>roasties using same bucket to wash the wheels and paint, not using 2 bucket method either
>not pre washing the car using snowfoam to remove any dust and grit
>rubbing shampoo using a circular motion so it creates swirl scratches
>re using old wash mitts that are full of brake dust from other cars
>resting brushes and other equipment on the ground so they are full of grit

>>50386045
No, wipes like that would clean the car but they would also heavily scratch the paint. The only place I'd use something like that would be the wheels

>>50389901
This sends chills down my spine, like when the kids ask to help wash the car and I have to shout no.

>>50381609
>iPhone nigger doesn't know how to use their/there/they're
why is it always americans that struggle with this shit?

>>50381672
The women that used to fit the sex work is real work demographic all have dicks now anon.

I ran one for awhile in Thailand, it was ok but basically none of the 'hot' girls are good at washing cars... in fact they are pretty shit at doing any kind of manual work. So getting good looking girls that would also do a good job became too much of a challenge. I folded and started Porn pizza instead.
Where the pizza types would be associated with a girl eg Nat Hawaiian and Pim Pepperoni. They would have a picture of them in a bikini on the bottom of the pizza box that gets exposed as you eat each slice (i disposed of this feature later as it was too expensive and girls would change too often). But the girl would deliver the pizza with her driver and go inside and do their sexy business and i would charge excessive prices for the pizza. It was great fun dont think anyone is doing it atm.

>>50382739
When people want to get their car washed, they want it done quick, so they drive through one of those auto washes. Besides, have you seen what people look like after washing cars for 8 hours?
Bikini baristas do well because it's less work for the lazy women and it's something the customers don't mind spending a little time waiting for.

>>50381609
Why would a women do bikini car washes when she can just open an onlyfans instead?

>>50381609
Have you seen our women? Why fuck would we want that on the car

>>50390212
Why not both? Make money while making money.

>>50389901
This. I need my water demineralised too.