/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50378570
if I lose my neetbux I will. However, in the even of that happening I will just rope so in theory I will never be homeless.

>>50378570
You are insolvent.

>>50378570
>be homeless in NY
>lay down on that all day every day
>it fucks up my back perminently
>sue government for eternal gibs
>???
>profit
life is literally so easy anons

>>50378570
no
i need a job though

>>50378648
But you're insolvent.

>>50378590
ah yes, the martingale strategy.

>>50378680
no i'm not
i'm just on a clock

>>50378630
homeless people can't sue as they are non-persons.

>>50378724
They're just mentally ill
If any anons here ended up homeless it would be trivially easy to use this as a sob story and find a jew who would take the case as far as it could go monetarily

>>50378766
no, homeless people have no legal rights.

>>50378570
I can't believe 1 in every 4 americans is homeless, sm h fa.m, what happened?

no i'm incredibly skilled

Even if I wasn't I would rather become a vigilante, crimelord, or work charity

No excuse for laziness. Get motivated

>>50378694
Go back to plebbit

>>50378724
I’m a homeless non-monetary trans folx vulpe post-aggregate synthetic child.
GIBS ME!

>>50378971
shut the fuck up mulattoe newnigger

>>50379014
sorry, not gay enough to qualify for handouts.

>>50379035
Mald

Maybe i dunno. But if i'm fully homeless i'll just live innawoods until a bear or wolf gets spooked and kills me.

>>50378570
That looks unaesthetic as fuck. Should just use some spikes and blades instead, Metalocalypse style

>>50379044
Queer Duck was too based for its time, and everyone would hate it today.
SAD

>>50378570
yes

>>50378784
They have no money therefore nobody in America values them. Your system is warped.

>>50378570
I've been homeless for a few months previously. It isn't that bad if you can keep a car. Having a car to sleep n is 100x better than sleeping rough on the street.

>>50378570
In order to become homeless, I’d have to:
>burn through over 500 friends/contacts that may be willing to help me out
>burn through about $500k in stocks/retirement funds
>Get kicked out of my home somehow
>Lose a job for so long that all of my “safety net” welfare benefits get exhausted
I think I’m safely homeless proof. Unless the US gets involved in a nuclear war.

>>50378570
why not lay a thick blanket on top, or a mattress?

>>50380022

Not seen the film 'Trading Places' ?

>>50378724
based and true
I sincerely believe that it shouldn't be a crime to kill the homeless for sport

>>50378570
What are these even obstructing?
>Heating vents
So just build a tent over top of it and violently attack anyone who tries to stop you. If I had the misfortune of becoming homeless I would treat it like total anarchy and do and take what I wanted. If police tried to stop me I would just wave a knife at them until they shot me, then I would escape clown world and no longer be homeless so it's win-win

>>50378570
I am currently unemployed and will never be employed again. I would literally rather kill myself than be employed again. If I ever wind up homeless or broke with no money coming in the immediate future I will also kill myself. I think I won’t be homeless again and will be a multimillionaire. Yes I will use a train to do it if it comes to that and the conductor wagie can get fucked.

>>50380613
Based

>>50378570
People pissing on their homeless is the best sign of accellerarion towards the end.

>>50380088
sieg'd and lmao

>>50378630
>homeless people
>Sueing
This ain't a fucking cartoon kid lol

>>50378876
>No excuse for laziness. Get motivated

>>50378570
If I do I’ll just stay comfy in my 27 year old pickup and pistol whip a hobo if I need something then and there that dumpster diving cannot bring.

>>50378590
>Roping instead of installing minecraft
NGMI.

>>50378766
You might be onto something, kek
>t. ex-homeless anon

>>50378570
I have like 45 millions Shiba Inu Tokens and some other crypto.
I literally want to get rich so I dont have to live anywhere...
So, yes, yes I do.

>>50378876
My plan is move to California and just steal food and try to fuck girls even if I am homeless.

>>50378570
Why do people sleep in that? It’s hot af.

>>50378724
>>50378784
>homeless people have no rights
>homeless people are non-persons

Ask me how I know you have no legal knowledge at all

I see a lot of anons on this board becoming homeless soon after gambling on shit coins. lol. lmao.

homeless people are all equipped with 20+ blankets, you could just soften that up and even it out a bit with little to no effort

>>50381827
Based. Women love a man wearing old smelly clothes, pissing on himself, and covered in shit.

>>50381827
You will always have a place to take a shit without shame in California.

Only oneu solution to being homeressu buy a Husbant token

>>50379676
Why should anyone value them? Humans are inherently a net negative to society until they prove otherwise.

>>50378570
But seriously tho .. just put a mattress on this shit and you're living 0$ vs living for 2500$ a month for a moldy 3 and a half apartment in a busy ever honking hellhole

>>50379676
They have no money, because they are drug addicts. You are a retard.

the largest single private owner of homes i blackrock? JEws own the most homes in usa? Kill them all, kill all the niggers and hindus and kikes and there will be surplus of homes.

Kill them ALL

>>50378724
>Present this argument in defence of Jew York in court.
>Hobo gets damages with prejudice.

Cant go homeless even if I have no money.
Feels good to live in a first world country.

>>50382031
What's the CA?

>>50378570
Not for more than 80 consecutive hours at most.

Ooouh husbant we are poompa

>>50382031
buy homeress and try not to become homeress

>>50378570
You call that homeless proof? Looks more like someone giving their buddy government contracts

>>50378590
If plan A fails you can always rely on plan S.

>>50378724
>>50378766
>>50379014

Wow you guys are truly pieces of shit, hope you are as poisoned and toxic to yourself as you sound

>>50382726
And they are drug addicts because...

>>50378570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAfncqwI-D8&ab_channel=LouisRossmann

LOOK WHO THE FIRST ((PERSON)) TO GET INTO CAMERA VIEW IS

>>50378570
no, waging would still be better than living like a bum. you could even only work part time and get a room

>>50384202
is this supposed to be sarcastic

>>50384324
You have literally never held a job in your life, that or you still live at home with your mom and dad...

There is no part the job that pays high enough to allow you to rent a room/apartment on your own.

>>50378570
i'm already homeless. browsing biz from skid row cardboard box.

>>50379714
cars cost money to maintain anon....

>>50381980
This guy used to get laid all the time whilst homeless: https://youtu.be/bmav517MQJc

He’s since deleted all social media: https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happened-to-homeless-joe

>>50378570
nope, i have skills that employers call me for. every week i get offers out of the blue, and since covid started, i've increased my salary from 130k to 270k.

>>50378570
I live in a shed and an a construction worker that almost killed a guy on accident today because I'm shit at my job. I'm also schizophrenic. .

Yes, I am very close to being homeless, I am on a very very fragile foundation that will eventually come crashing down. I won't be able to dig myself out of that hole.

I'll die from the elements while screaming at the sky. This is my fate.

>>50385214
And am*

>>50384082
its ok anon... just hold some husbant bag... you'll never become homeress

>>50385214
Fyi my shed does not have heat, air conditioning, or plumbing.

I shit in a bucket. It verys hot outside. It smells terrible. I live in America.

There will be more and more people like me. This will be more common.

Husbant token es pampin why didn’t you buy HOMERESS anon?

>>50385214
>>50385258
>>50385374
Okay?
I'm schizo autistic, queer,, straight, top bottom, homo, but also vehemently anti trans.

I have no money, no hair, dick doesn't work, probably canceraids, chickenpox smolpox and molepox.

I'm ngmi wanna know why?

This is all a game and I found the reset button.

>>50385871
Fuck you idiot. You arent in 100 degree heat woth high humidity. You arent suffering the elements every day. You have no everloving fucking clue what life is like when you fail to conform even when you try. I'm going to die. It will take a very long time.

>>50378570
>buy big mem foam pillow
>place it on there
>it is nice and raised away from insects
thanks whoever made this

>>50385906
Faggot I'm inside a cuckshed with no power yet we both found a way to post on /biz/
Sounds like you got a job, you literally have more money than me spastic, now back to work.

>>50384082
Why should anyone have empathy for someone who can't help themselves? What do you think family is for? What do you think community is for? Homelessness is a decision.

>>50384537
fr fr on god dead ass?

>>50385958
I can post proof and you cannot

>>50378570
Going to go live for free on a private tropical island which is currently for sale.

>>50385987
I actually can as well faggot not that it matters nobody gives a fuck, go ahead and post yours though.

>>50378570
KEK Fuck now, never think like this. You create your own reality faggots, have you not realized this.

>>50378570
>download
You won't get VP9 Opus webms that way. Just use JDownloader 2 and configure it properly. It's not that hard.
Also:
>(((rossmann)))

>>50385987
you are even feeling proud of your situation? get your shit together man

>>50386150
Nah I'm not proud, I just happen to know that I am a step that 99% of schizos skip.

>>50385975
>Homelessness is a decision.
excluding the mentally ill, it used to be a decision. Now with the economy and society all fucked it's pretty much decided for you.

>>50386198
As a mentally ill wacko, let'd be clear "decision" is a bit of a moot concept. Us crazy people literally dont know whats good for ourselves. We degrade over decades because of the concept of "pride". What the fuck even are human rights? My suffering has arguably been largely increased by people that refused to intervene because I had "pride".

>>50386237
Schizophrenic don't know they're schizophrenic nice try bub.
What's your angle here?

>>50386364
These method actors are getting out of hand

>>50386364
Well, I happen to be a philosopher. It took me many years of profound observations the blew everybody else away before I even began to notice I was totally delusional. It is not something you can understand in real time. I speak in hindsight.

>>50378724
Kill the homeless

>>50386387
>Meth head actors
I agree.
>>50386400
You speak in pajeet beggar, I know what you're trying to do.

>>50378570
I would just like to say a prayer for everyone here that no one ends up homeless and that you are all prosperous.

>>50386409
I live in rural kentucky, I'm drunk and also have lost total confidence in my cognitive ability

>>50386418
praying is for pussies

>>50386425
you can always star in your own Netflix original

>>50386425
There's your problem buddy you aren't crazy you're a drunk.

Lay off booze and substances, call whatever family you have and fix your life, I've been where you are 14 years ago, and I'm literally in the dark using my neighbors power to keep my computer going so tweakers don't break into my place.

But the difference between us is booze.

>>50386441
Booze isn't easy but 30 days off it and you're done, cigarettes are a different nightmare but you can smoke and keep a clear mind, get off the booze before you legitimately do lose whatever sanity you got left.

>>50386441
Nah bro its a much worse situation if im sober. I get lost, multiple states away.

>>50386459
Then you're bipolar not schizophrenic again booze and substances must go from your life and you're gonna have to face withdrawal it's the only chance you got bud, either bite the bullet or the bullet bites you.

>>50386439
Piss off m8, I just want the negavitity to leave my head. I get no peace. Always a fucker making pointless noise. Always making me try to feel the wrong things. I know what I'm supposed to feel and they're bullshit.

>>50386459
Get a doctor on medicaid to give you gabapentin for "migraines" and sore neck, it will kill off withdrawal symptoms while your brain rewires itself back to normal.

You're not letting your body come down is the problem you have to be clean for 6 months to 4 years before your brain fixes itself why you must contact family kiss their dick if you gotta grovel, be their slave, it will pay off in the end.

>>50386473
Anon, you are just a silly random person using the information I've supplied in order to ordain some sort of a logical deduction. You are inflicting your mental illness onto mine.

I would prefer you shut the fuck up and stop replying. You are many layers unfolded. Useless for the topic. USELESS.

>>50378570

>>50386495
I have extreme neck problems I am constantly cracking my neck to avoid falling to my knees from a pinched nerve. That's unrelated, of course.

Fuck all doctors. I have a really big impossibility with paperwork and government stuff. I'm going to die long before I get help.

>>50386509
You know I'm right I've talked and dealt with plenty of schizophrenics including my ex fiance, you aren't schizophrenic but you are an attention seeker whore with substance problems, which is a dime a dozen, you need to get off this board first and foremost and go listen to music to start.

>>50386537
That's very nice anon, my statement stands and extends as a reply to this statement which I did not need to fully read to understand that my statement continued to apply. You are very much out of your depth. Your personal experience is not important, leave the thread you loser.

>>50386535
Then get gabapentin it will likely safe your ass, don't have to listen to me but just complain about migraines and pain and they will shortcut to gabapentin anyway since they can't give medicine, it's one of the more useful kikepills out there.

>>50378570
I could sleep on that no problem

>>50386555
You're hopeless honestly but you insist to stick around this place, and I'll continue to redirect you to help, this place holds no hope for you, but begging for attention or money here will only inflict more self esteem and confidence loss.

>>50386557
I promise you I am literally going to die before I ever get help, my mind simply wont allow it

>>50386575
I am fine with being eroded by reality. My moans may happen but you do not have to respond.

>>50386599
You knife pajeet by chance?
You seem like him.

>>50386614
I'm a white man in rural kentucky.

>>50386623
Post your hand,
Knife pajeet tends to larp as a redneck american constantly.

I'd like to see a timestamp as well to prove you aren't him, I think you are, we've had too many circular conversations before and I always sus you out.

>>50386661
That's a 1995 chevy truck you little bitch you think pajeets know shit about that?

>>50386685
Probably not him fair enough, picname checks out, construction cuts and a shitty old truck.

>>50386685
Kek based

>>50386685
get on meds and off the booze asshole.
that's the best advice your gonna get for your sad story.

Why don’t these rapscallions simply pull from their trust funds?

>>50386814
I am "off the booze" in the sense that I took a 6 month break and it doesnt cause me withdrawal anymore. However yes I am drinking heavily right now. It's less of an impact than you think, I am really in a bad position as a sober person. It's tied too deeply with my life that it is embarassing to explain. I am just simply delusion. Everything I believe is worthless, because these delusions are so hard to separate.

>>50386901
I think you need to take a break anon. You will thank yourself in the future and so will those closest to you if you go out for a walk in the woods. Nothing too fancy. Just take some time to relax and think calmly at your own pace. We care about you bro.

>>50378590
I'd just become a beach bum if my government fucks with my income

>>50380033
It's an IQ test

No I have a job that will never go away and never end

>>50387050
I am an endurance athlete. I regularly bust out a an entire marathon on trails in the woods. The mind is a lot more clever than the rate of time will allow for your actions to negate.

>>50378570
I was homeless for a while, honestly wasn't that bad, pretty fun actually.

>>50387204
Depends on what you try to do and how the final outcome is.

No, mostly because i've spent a lot of money in making sure my next 30 years of life are solved, at least economically, then its just a matter of finding what to do in the meantime. If you want to know what i did, i just swinged memecoins like the retarded son of a bitch i am, mainly zha0ge right now since it seems like it's the cool kids crypto

>>50387369
Must be nice. My dad made utterly insane fuckups. Hes still deeply in debt from the 2008 housing crisis. He'll die without a dime. He made one stupid choice and all of the sudden all 4 of his kids had no chance at college. This dumbfuck dropped the social class of his bloodline. None of his kids will have his comforts.

>>50378570
No, because I am already homeless.

>>50378570
I thought it was a cage for them to sleep in without blocking the walkway

Who the fuck keeps giving the homeless service dogs? Every fourth or fifth bum I see has one, they take them into stores with them.

>>50384456
This
Fuck this clown shit

>>50384202
What did you expect. It's NYC

>>50386685
Damn bro. You got toenails for fingernails. Wild.

>>50378570
I've been homeless. I just bought'd a house tho.

>pps. A fulltime hobo would be capable of sleep on that. The slots also make it less likely to stay wet

Husbant u bought the dipu befor the ripu didn’t u ?

>>50386418
Thank you anon, I will say one for you as well.

>>50386512
I don't understand what you tried to do here but +1 for the attempt

>>50378570
well maybe, but i am in good shape so worst case scenario i'll join the military

>>50388350
Still dippu, rippu onry just beginningu.

>>50378570
No. If that happens I'd just log into Minecraft, play a quick game and then permanently delete my account.

>>50388561
Max bag only half a beanu

>>50386237
hm, i think you are onto something

>>50378570
I'm almost done paying my mortgage (4 years at bare minimum payments, so probably less than 3), so no

>>50386558
same, it looks like you can sleep slightly tilted up.

>>50384919
Man I remember watching it. What happened to him?

>>50378876
>I'm incredibly skilled
So was Terry. his schizophrenia didn't manifest until his late 20s. 20 years later he was homeless.

>>50388516
thanks man

>>50383732
What's plan S?

>>50382031
My beautiful homress songbird waifu.

>>50382868
0x5E6FEd7d586BfCc885E90Ab0e255b014Dfa48E46

>>50390539
>Plan S
Suicide you dipshit.

>>50380088
I read this in the helium voice

>>50378570
Any one can become homeless at any given time. Even the anons that think they are smart, they can get cancer, their family can steal their wealth and throw them out on the streets.

>>50384919
>>50389290
It was fake you retards. The social media was deleted because it didn't belong to a real person. Fuck.

>>50386512
based gymnast anon

>>50378570

Earth is my home.

Merge-mining with bitcoin allows the energy being spent to secure the most successful blockchain in the world to be recycled and to secure syscon as well. This approach incentivizes miners by enabling them to also receive syscon in addition to their hard-earned bitcoin without losing the hash power of either. And this gives syscon the green proof of work security

>>50391942
Thanks anon. 19 years of training paid off.

>>50387957
I hate cabbies in the city, but I hate cyclists more.

>>50382031
I'm surprised this hasn't completely rugged yet.

>>50378570
No. If I will lose my house, I'll just rent another one.

>>50384082
fuck off commie

>>50385958
why are you trying to one-up this anon, anon? Why can't you empathise and make a friend? The world isn't against you, even if your daddy didn't love you :(
WAAGMI

>>50378570
i am not homeless, but almost.

i still have a famoly so that wouldnt happen so early

>>50378570
How exactly is that homeless proof? Looks comfy

>>50381030
>Thinks lefty lawyers aren't willing to represent the homeless probono to subvert the state.

>>50390539
>>50390569
Or selling aSS

Maybe, yeah. I could make it work. I barely shower once a week anyway, all I do is sit online so I'd just live at the local library.

As for food, there's a food bank in town.

>>50378570
I will be a criminal before being poor.

>>50378570
What even is that? What's it for?

>>50387957
>that last frame

Oooooouuuuhhhhh

>>50386512
fuck I thought of drawing a stickman self-insert trying to lay in it as well

>>50396274
That's an air vent for some underground infrastructure like a power transformer. Warm air comes up through the vent so homeless people hang out over these vents to keep warm.

>>50398899
and then you get kicked in the face when you're sleeping
such is life in nyc

Zhoage holders are you HOMERESS?

>>50378570
that looks comfy and very easy to bypass if not

>>50378570
Something really bad should happen right now to become a hobo. I have enough money and well invested that i don't see that happening in the future.

>>50378570
Not with the amount of QANX I own, or the APPLE shares I've been buying.
I can't be homeless anymore. I've known what it feels like and I'm never going back.

>>50395298
If he's white, then the world IS against him.

>>50401717
I am financially homeress