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I have $8k in crypto and £4k in my bank, I have never had a job, and I can't drive.
4chan has always made all my life decisions I need /biz/ to tell me what to do when I turn 25 in a month.

>> No.50377887
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50377887

>>50377863

>> No.50378027

>>50377887
I don't want a girlfriend.

>> No.50378202

>>50378027
Boyfriend, then?

>> No.50378249

>>50378202
No.

>> No.50378275

First off, you're going to need a contingency in case things get worse
>Buy knee pads now
Secondly, a safe exit strategy is going to be important of you ever hope to make it in investments.
>Buy rope
Final advise will be keep a positive mental attitude champ, walk right into that retail shop and give the manager a firm handshake and determined eye contact. Wagmi

>> No.50378353

>>50378249
Fuck friend?

>> No.50378495

>>50378353
friends are for normalcattle

>> No.50378531

>>50377863
Become the rat. Claim the platform as your own

>> No.50378536

>>50377887
Go back to /r9k/

>> No.50378555

>>50378275
based advice.

>> No.50378562

>>50378353
Sex is not something I think about.

>> No.50378584

>>50378027
sell me your younger sister and I can lift you out of poverty

>> No.50379936

>>50378562
Ever? You must be a female. Because males are literally sperm factories and we are biologically programmed to crave sex 24/7. In fact, it's probably a symptom of health issues to *not* crave sex if you are a male.

>> No.50380149

>>50379936
I mean I masturbate a few times a week usually but I don't really think about this. I have much larger problems than sex I don't understand why people care so much about it and I have had it.

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>>50377863
Make your own decision, Anon. Degens in the same age bracket are earning cryptos by creating and sharing content on Raiinmaker. You should be a fckng man enough to plan your future.

>> No.50380224

>>50380149
Do you use porn when you masturbate? Or do you just rub them out to your thoughts?

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>>50377863
>4 figure hell

>> No.50380348

>>50380224
>only questions are about sex
Ask me how I know you are fucked in the head and also a degenerate coomer

>> No.50380862

>>50377863
Become the platform and claim the rat as your own

>> No.50381079

>>50380224
This line of questioning doesn't really seem relevant. I've had people tell me I should get my T levels checked before but I don't know how and don't really care to because even if they were low I wouldn't want to supplement.
I can't afford a girlfriend it's that simple.
>>50380249
8+4>10 anon although it really isn't by much...
>>50380163
Is this some jeet scam?
>You should be a fckng man enough to plan your future.
Lots of things "should" be that aren't. 4chan has never led me astray before.

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50381988

Depends on what "crypto" you have.
QOM? AVAX? Dare I say, LUNC?

It's all a matter of perspective