/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50365997
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,155.290B, 96P = 22.451B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,207.121B, 97P = 22.754B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50366000
witnessed

daily bagholder ceremony

>>50366000
checked bakies WAGMI

After holding for a year and a half why am I dreading this dividend? I suppose it's because deep down I believe it won't cause MOASS and the goalposts will be moved yet again. I'm tired, bros

>>50366080
>why dont you just sell?

>>50366060
ceremony is good you spiritual wog

>>50366094
Because I've held for over a year and a half and am deep in the red

Holy shit I’m surrounded by copy pasta bots.

>>50366080
It isn't goalpost moving. I don't think anyone honestly believed that the marketplace/dividend would set off MOASS. SHFs have the government on their side, they're just going to continue colluding and manipulating the market without repercussion.

>>50366080
why do you keep saying this thread after thread. No one cares just sell

>>50366127
me too who the fuck cares

>>50366080
me too man. me too.

report spam/trolling/shitposting. With any hope, jannies do their '''jobs''' and shills get a well deserved vacation.

Holy shit I’m surrounded by copy pasta bots

WAGMI

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

>Holy shit I’m surrounded by copy pasta bots

>>50366176

>>50366172
My brother in Christ, there are no less than a dozen cock pictures up in the stock market general at this moment in time. Clicking arrows does jack shit. Just filter retards or sneed them if you feel you really need to do so, just like I sneed anyone that thinks options or holding in brokers isn't retarded.

>>50366057
>>50366062
WGAMI, frens!

Everyone says their first fury crush was Lola bunny. Not me I think it was Sandy Cheeks who is with me? Obviously not today but when I was younger it might have led me to some imaginative thoughts.

Come on you MotherFucking Retail Lite!

I hope you Fuckers show up tomorrow! We are gonna be here waiting for you to hand all a bit of Asswhopping! We are gonna send your asses on a one way trip back home on the Fucking Banana Boats that you MotherFuckers came here on!

>>50365997
>>50366000
BIG CHECK!

>>50366191
>>50366216
WAGMI, FRENS!!

>>50366213

>>50366215
It’s so bad, I shouldn’t have looked. I shouldn’t have been degenerate.

I’m thinking we make Stoned Gods the unofficial NFT of /biz/ /pol/ like /smg/ did with Apu coins. There’s a lot of hype around these things

>>50366176
There's a 50% probability of you being niggerfaggot.

>>50366254
i'm thing you're gay and your shilling is super obvious you retard

awful lot of fur fags

>>50366227
Daisy ducks got a pretty nice ass and works heels like a pro.

I can't believe I've been denied from like four jobs because I refuse to be clotshotted. I have a degree in Biochemistry and positive antibodies. There is nothing true about our society anymore. Why me? Honestly? GME is actually the only thing I have to look forward to in life.

>>50366274
lotta frogposters too

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

>>50366254
No that's gay and cringe.

>>50366254
Nope.MetaBoy has it.

Will the split dividend cause MOASS? I have lost hope. One thing I do know is that Sneed Chungus will NEVER be a meme. It just won't.

>>50366263
Nah, but I love that word. Niggerfaggot is the pinnacle of the English language.

>>50366227
These little niggas were just outright furries. They had no gimmick other than they were girls who dressed up like cats.
>>50366274
As long as they aren't gay, I don't care what they are. Gamestop is a Christian minecraft gaming enthusiast forum.

Another thread, another kek

Bek kaggies

>>50366227
Never had one cause I'm not a furfag. Now,vidya is a different story.

anyone else thinking of dumping a grand or two post split price change?

>>50366227
>imaginative thoughts.
You should see some of the more wild fan-art people make of spongebob.

>>50366443
Japanese vidya always has too many lusty seed-seeking she-demons in them.

>>50366330
how many

>>50366326
>working in fields that bend the knee
>paying out the ass for fancy toiletpaper and communist indoctrination
Just go work in the trades instead. Machining and construction don't give a fuck if you have the shot or not. It's what I do and I make more than enough to keep buying shares and have a nice life on top of it.

>>50366491
seems like japan is a very sexually frustrated place. Even their kids books have titties in them. I remember reading naruto and onepiece back in like 99 and they were booby central. It was my first run in with titties

>>50366511
Is machining a difficult job?

>>50366511
You don't get it. You really don't.

MOASS is inevitable. For Ken, there is only one way out of this mess and that's for GameStop to go bankrupt. Apes never sold, Ryan delivered, split, dividend, NFT marketplace, and it's not over. I bet you after the split GameStop will announce their AAA mobile gaming partners, and Gmerica is still on the table. At this point in the game, the buying pressure from the lower price alone can spark the squeeze. And while we're here waiting for that to happen check out the NFT marketplace, it's a fun way to spend a few dollars and watch the price move.

50366436
Kek kekkies

The cope. Holy fuck I'm dying of laughter. You will never win. You're fighting against the fed themselves. It's NOT FUCKING HAPPENING RETARDS.

WAGME

GameStop! Official retail provider of Steam Deck!

>>50366533
Get what, he offerd you advice and you respond with cringe

>>50366533
I don't have to "get it". Literally just move to the south and get a job doing the same shit you would in some liberal hellhole without giving a single fuck about clotshot mandates. Or transition to a different career in which nobody ever gave a tinkers damn about any of that bullshit. I'll keep buying shares directly through CS regardless.
>>50366528
From what I hear from my friends that do it it's quite difficult and you can't be a pussy. I do construction, same shit. It sucks hard for the first few months but eventually you get used to it and toughen up and get stronger and it's nbd. Plus there will literally never not be work since all the yuppies nowadays can't be arsed to do a single fucking thing themselves and would rather pay for it. If you're not made of marshmallow and know how to work, you could do worse than trades. Any of those careers affords enough to cover expenses and still invest/save while having a nice life. Bonus points since you don't have to deal with faggotry, I hear shit at work regularly that would put /pol/ to shame for being too timid.

>>50366611
Keep posting hotties plz

>50366569
Your very presence here means it is working and we're already winning. Sneed, dilate, mald, cope, nobody asked, don't care, 24 hour timer has been reset.

>>50366569
that's kind of the appeal of this hold, sexnumberposter.

>>50366402
https://youtu.be/G2nTbqbtGug

>>50366577
>>50366511
>>50366388
>>50366277
>>50366199
All the dubs and trips we get in these threads keep my faith up that we're gonna be rich

>50366569
>FEED ME

>>50366569
Suck my dick and get a urethra papercut, you mouth breathing troglodyte

So baggies now that SEC has greenlit shorting you into the ground I guess the only hope is surviving until October. Best of luck baggies. Takes months for the split to return value. Best of luck!

>>50365367 #

There will be no catalyst, no obvious instigating event and no TA indicators. It will simply happen one day, and you'll either have gme on hand or you won't.

>>50366669
ultra sex number

>50366704
Call me when there's a short GME ETF so the first half of what you said matters, and I sincerely hope the price gets pushed as low as possible so I can buy even more shares. Thanks for the wellwishes, mindbroken mayo masochist.

>>50366569
I love it when people tell me I can't do something

>>50366511
I work for a right wing IT shop and they couldent care less. Cozy 60k actually, perfect to wait out the MOASS to. My boss has asked, and cant figure out why I havent switched companies and gotten higher pay, im just so entrenched because I have the longest and most intimate experience with some of our systems that I only ever need to put in like 45 minutes of actual work a day. I mostly manage guys either a decade or so older than me or a standard deviation in IQ below me. I shoveled shit for years to earn my chair though.

Not sure if any of you subscribe to Pump theory, but around noon today, you could clearly see that we ran low on Pump. I tried to tell the thread at that time but a few people rebuffed Pump theory. I'm still waiting for their apology.

>>50366774
You should try talking about rrp, utilization and borrow rate. They prefer talking about things that have zero impact on the stock price.

>>50366749
I got burned out on IT and quit right about the time I was ready to heem the next boomer that couldn't be arsed to remember a password or turn something off and then back on again, work's hard in construction but the money is good and I'll have a job even if nukes fall. Grats on getting a comfy gig though, those are a dying breed in that field.

>>50366797
It's all fake and gay, the trick is to be able to be retarded for longer than it can be faked or gay. We're at the point of the journey where they have to short sugarwater cancer serum on top of a shitload of other companies to keep enough downward pressure on GME for it to not prolapse them to death so it's working great so far.
>hurr u in da red doe
Tell that to my long-term cost basis block of shares purchased at 15$ per

>>50366797
Pump is the only DD that matters because the rest of it is gay and incorrect. When we have Pump, we're green and if we don't or we run out, it's red. It really is that simple. Don't respond to my post if it's anything regarding
>muh t+35
>quad witching
>Elliot wave
>fractals (really nigga?)
>utilization
>critical margin theory
>RRP
or any other such nonsense.

>>50366172
Sorry to black pill you but jannies are anti-GME. For every legitimate ban they throw out there's 5 against comfy posters.

>>50366826
>work's hard in construction but the money is good and I'll have a job even if nukes fall
true, but remember that profession is a young mans game and the longer you're in it the more painful/expensive it'll be in the future. IT is not perfect but if you put in a little more work you can get out of support and not have to deal with boomer forgetting their passwords. ive done both manual labor and IT and i'll take IT any day of the week.

>>50366774
Only theory I Fucking subscribe to is Dunk Theory!

>>50366774
Pump theory?

>>50366927
I get banned here more then /pol.

>>50366956
you visit hungary recently?

>>50366956
you dont even know the Fuckin qualications

https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEJungle/comments/vyvj2o/reminder_visit_computershare_at_least_once_a_year/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Is Dunk poster a friend or foe

>>50367027
ironic fudster

>>50366993
Same. It really activates the almonds.

fuck jannies
ban me bitch idgaf

I HATE RYAN COHEN
WAS THE JPEG STORE ALL THE AMMO THEY GOT
WHAT DID HE DO ALL YEAR
BUT SNORT COKE
FUCK

>>50367027
He is chaotic neutral.

>>50367027
Dunkie is secretly DFV.

Lost my job today anons. I scrapped by enough to save 10 GME and 200 AMC. I am slowly selling off AMC to live and pay my monthly bills and diamond holding the 10 GME. MOASS cant come soon enough.

>>50367278
>having AMC
you will get no sympathy here

>>50367302
Would you rather me sell off my GME to pay my bills nigger? I'd rather sell off slowly AMC as both these stocks rise currently.

>>50367330
ngmi

>>50367330
> being this retarded
sell all the AMC and put the gains into GME

>>50367330
We dont give a fuck what you do with your investments, we just laugh at you for buying amc.

I want to an hero I'm the ultimate bag holder I always buy the top and get left holding. Not this time give me some fucking splivvy pump

>>50367330
Yes, sell. I don't want you to make it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe6H3EF9iqA

how much will shit cost after moass?

>>50366708
thats quite many words to say:
>just hold forever

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

I gotta harvest my honey in 2 more weeks. gonna get a good 120lb's of honey this harvest. Gonna make some mead and gift the rest out.

Ive asked the bees if wagmi and they said yes

>>50367726
Longtime no see bee anon. Did the bees say when we're all gonna make it?

>>50367619
1/GME

>>50367403
I’m laughing that he got fired. Wagie life.

>>50367721
Yes, I feel very comfy that I unloaded even more shares yesterday at 148. Got only some on Computershares now.

>>50367726
Bees are fuckin great, use to be afraid of em as a kid but then I realized I just hate niggerjackets. After moass Id love to keep a hive as a hobby. How often do you tend to them?

>>50367787
>a shill who gets paid a fee rupees for each post calls some other wagie
kek

>>50367755
they theorized somewhere between a fortnight and half a month.

>>50367811
I love them despite stings and all. With honeybees, often less is more. They need more attention early in the year to ensure they're getting food and the queen is laying properly, but during the summer you want to let them do their thing and you only really gotta inspect them once a month. Bees are great livestock since they're so independent, your role as a beekeeper is to course correct rather than actively take care of them and that makes them a great low maintenance form of livestock. They are expensive though at least for initial costs,

>>50367969
Those bees are so wise.

WAGMI

so why’d we go up today bros? any theories?

Kek crypto baggies

>>50368161
trying to get enough shares for divvy

I made this for a user on pol and wanted to share.

>>50367969
I raise cherry shrimp to fuel my aquarium hobby because they breed like rabbits and they fetch a good price at the fish stores in my area. Pretty much a similar approach, just set em and correct course if need.

>>50368250
fuck off back to /pol/ nigger

She swiped right bros, should I match? Problem is this is the only photo and I can’t tell if she is a he. This is related to biz because I’m going to sell one of my gme shares and take them out on a date if I decide to match

At 6AM a medium sized hedge fund is about to liquidate their large BTC position and it will tank to $12k

Then, they will cover their 80% total GME position and GME Will rocket to $465 by EOD after multiple halts.

Checkem

>>50368375
ye shes cute and she doesn't look like a bitch

>>50368375
>tattoo

Blocked

>>50368434
Nope. Not even close.
Nothing is happening with the market or gamestop until October. Best of luck

>>50367709

>just hold forever

Yes. That's what I plan to do, if I have to.

>>50368375
enjoy your balls shredded during a blowjob

>>50368580
Toothy blowjobs are the shit, chicks with braces are amazing.
Don't be a fag

>>50367811
STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE

>>50368375
>Wild ass looking hair
>Between the tits tattoo
Run

>>50368667
Why anon?

>>50368599
Never experienced it so I wouldn't know. What if they have food and bacteria stuck in their braces? All that going into your urethra

I'm too OCD for this shit

>>50368550
Yeah I'm inclined to agree. I don't even expect the splividend to be a catalyst. A lot of people seem to be hoping that OMG my CS account will get the divvy but no one on robinhood or other brokers will and it will be total chaos and we will own the libs but I've already been through enough of these hype days. I think the splivy is just one more stage in the cock and ball torture that choen is inflicting on the affected firms. Granted they could manage to slip up at any given time, but this has to end with tokenized securities and the complete destruction of the market. The upside is that the more they keep trying to keep us down the bigger the payoff will be. Stay frosty you guys.

bee posting is nice

>>50366542
Sigourney Weaver is so fucking hot.

>>50368917
hell yeah

Anyone read "The Lord of The Rings"? I'm thinking of getting the whole set on sale and ready it while waiting for MOASS

>>50368667
>>50368754
Took too long anon so I'm gonna keep posting it.
>>50368901
Bee posting makes the curries cower.

>>50369013
Isn't it weird how in pokemon, beedrill is a vespa and vespaqueen is a bee?

I'm so fucking drunk I expect MOASS to start in the morning while I'm sleeping off tonight or hung over.

Source: my balls are speaking to me. Beer goggles engaged. WAGMI

>>50369037
after moass we can fix that, anon

>>50368250
Thanks, fuck this shit, I could be making 24$ an hour working 3 nights a week right now. Thanks for nothing, God, now I can cut concrete or go back to restaurants. I want to die.

>>50369053
I'm only buzzed. cheers brotha, I'm crying tears as I think of how alone I am in this process, I don't know if it's pain or joy of solitude. I don't know anymore, my feelings are dead

i atleast have you, my online frens. you mean a lot to me

>>50369104
I was getting smashed with coworkers. It was fun.

>>50369110
thats awesome, rare to find chill co-workers outside of work hours. I wfh so I've never met anyone in person

I hope to be more social after MOASS. this solitude is slowly killing me, but I've learned to be comfortable alone too

I just don't like how there is absolutely no hype anymore. NFT marketplace: Launched. Split Divvy: Announced. And nothing. We don't even care. We already know nothing will happen and it sucks. I remember my tits being so jacked I couldn't even sleep. Now I do almost nothing else to just make the days go by

>>50369144
that means it’s working

>>50369144
stop doing it for free

>>50369144
I still believe it will happen when we least expect it. That's why I don't expect things anymore.

I feel so dead on the inside. Already a walking corpse, but at least I have a death grip on my shares

>>50369144
Just kill yourself, nobody cares how you feel.

>>50369165
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(Sneed not Chuck)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(Sneed not Chuck)
CALL MY NAME AND SEND US TO THE MOON

>>50369174
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
TAKE MY PRIDE
SO MANY NIGHTS I CRIED
BUT NOW MY EGO HAS DIED

CALL MY NAME AND SEND US TO THE MOON
I KNOW WE'LL BE THERE REAL SOON

>>50369189
you suck at this
and penis lol

>>50369232
what exactly are we doing? I am just rambling my feelings while I'm drinking whiskey

Current thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE

>>50369238
Screaming into the void

>>50369262
That's way too upbeat
Here's the real current thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8WXoKrqIi0

>>50369283
its upbeat because todays the day wagmi

>>50369297
That's a week away at minimum. And if it doesn't happen then, it's the start of two more weeks again

>>50368990
They’re arguably the best children’s books every written, but there’s no way you could read them all today.

>even the smallest fren can change the trajectory of the future

>>50369314
Just bet on Today, it's always Today until it is tomorrow, but even by that point it is Today after tomorrow.

My head hurts.

>>50369314
but its today

>>50366000
What a sight to wake up to
Big checked

Now that the dust has settled, what happened yesterday?

>>50366131
>without repercussion.
noun
/ˌrēpərˈkəSHən,ˌrepərˈkəSHən/

an unintended consequence occurring some time after an event or action, especially an unwelcome one.

>>50369327
why not? it takes about 30 hours to read the whole collection right?

I'm thinking of buying the one-volume hardback that's on sale, has all of the books in one

kek baggies what’s the new cope?

>>50369104
Fren air support standing by, we got the skies so you stay grounded. Wilco copy over.

>>50369558
fren 2 standing by

>>50369550
There is no cope left. jpeg store is a bust. Split caused virtually no run-up despite Cohen desperately buying some 100k shares yesterday. Baggies will realize how bad things really are post split and sell at least a part of their stack, causing another huge dump. $20 is not a meme anymore.
Notice how they're rehashing theories from over a year ago? The tombstone, the carve-out, Wu Tang, etc. etc.? They're running out of cons to pull.

>>50369558
>>50369589
roger that, thank you frens. it has been a comfy night indeed. over and out :)

Uh-oh, baggies, roughly 10% of Swedes have woken up since last months. It's not too late to leave this sinking ship. Hurry.

>>50369550
>>50369602

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Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50366000
checkies

>>50368917
sure if you also want to fuck Steve Tyler

>>50369639
>he thinks they haven't DRS their share out the broker
Kek whatever helps you sleep at night shillbro

>50369550
Dunno man, maybe the fact that WAGMI? Except (you).

If inflation keeps up another year or two(it will) then the Fed will be dangerously close to raising rates that will put the Gov in defaulting on their debt. In the past we could raise rates high enough to battle inflation, with the 30+ trillion debt now, if we raise the rates past 5%, the Gov is in serious trouble. If inflation even drops the year over year high inflation that already hit now is gonna be amplified, so those 2-4% targets they will wanna hit in 1-2 years will be so much worst than they sound that everything will double-triple in price in just 10 years time.

They have no way out of this, unless a deflationary event happens that also creates a very large cash inflow for the Gov. The solution to the problem, is literally a GME squeeze. The problem is that the Fed dont want that or the Gov even though it solves their problem. That is how much they want power and control without letting anyone outside their club in or gain power.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vz84zm/i_have_a_date_time_for_the_marketplace_launch_jul/
we've got a fresh date to fag

It’s my birthday today. I’m turning dubs. And I have a birthday wish.

>>50366569

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50366000
Nice, checked

>>50369854
Remember when everyone said there was no way this would drag on longer than a year because the government would want that sweet short term capital gain tax off everyone? Yeah I member

kek baggies

We need to start syncing our buys so that we can put upwards pressure on hedgies. I’ve got 6K coming in that will be ready for Tuesday market open, who else wants to buy with me at exactly 10:24am?

>>50368375
pump and dump

>50370232
Nice try glowie, don't you have a school you should be shooting up?

>>50370232
>ready for Tuesday market open
Yeah, yeah. July the 19th. Totally able to buy July the 19th.

>>50369979
Happy birthday anon, checked existential dubs

>not even having 1000 shares post first split
I am going to stay poor

There is nothing to say
Fuck you pajeets

>>50366967
it's by far the best method for predicting GMEs price action

>>50370245
Sneed
I and fellow GME chads will coordinate buys so that the orders number in the thousands of shares all at once, and you will be left coping watching as we moon

WAGMI

>>50370381
but we never hit 80 again...I was waiting to load up...

>>50370322
>first split
Checked & triggered my PTSD

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50370491
yes we did, look at the chart

Yeah im sailing, Cohen is supposed to turn right on this coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with.

The slivvy won't do anything but it paves the way for a NFT divvy without lawsuits
Ok so the silvvy didn't do anything
Then there shouldn't be a problem if they remove the entire float from the DTCC tokenize everything via a crypto and put it all up on Gamestops NFT marketplace to trade hold or sell
It doesn't fucking matter how long this takes but it will happen
There is no other way
DRS means nothing but at least its in your name
To have the shares tokenize and NFT based and on a cold wallet with keys you own means you truly finally own it
Unironically the price goes ∞ forever at that point

>>50370525
>To have the shares tokenize and NFT based and on a cold wallet with keys you own means you truly finally own it
Tokenization is hard to understand until you've tried it for youself. It feels so good to be able to say 'yeah, that asset is truly mine forever and no one has access to it but me'. NFT market place is laying the groundworks for that, I truly believe GMErica is going to be the tokenized stock market equivalent.

I don't usually wake up this early, but I almost shit myself in bed this morning.

>>50370607
You know what to do ....
You can clean the sheets later at market open 9:30am just unleash and let go
And we rise
Dew EET

>>50370505
I saw this posted the other dayy. So who do you work for?

I haven't seen this much shill bullshit since November and it all started when CTB started to rocket. They're scared aren't they?

>>50370607
IT MAY STILL NOT BE TOO LATE. LET THE MUDSLIDE FLOW ANON. SET US FREE.

>>50370232
That would be called market manipulation, buddy.

>>50370232
Shills getting desperate now
I'm an independent investor who likes the stock
Sneed bitch

Jews fear the coordinated retail buying efforts

>>50370720
> He thinks me encouraging people to buy in bulk is a shill tactic

This is reddit tier schizophrenia. Also you reek of inceldom, have sex

>>50370747
This

>50370783
>He wants to give SEC ammo for a market manipulation charge in the aftermath of all this
Nevermind have sex, how about get fucked?

>>50370809
More the fact that trading is halted on Tuesday actually.

>50370720
>50370747
Sneed

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

There were a lot of FTD's... would be a shame if a splivvy happened and all those FTD's multiplied.

>>50370800
>>50370783
Based schizo provoker

>>50370686
Games up, you got me bro. Just clocked off and Kenny said if we keep our shilling going at the current rate we'll be allowed a day off after the splivvy.

>>50370874
>sneeding yourself
kinda based ngl

>>50370953
sneedulackbar

>>50370972

kek hedgies

Everyone who thought GERN was just a meme can suck my gains. Up 30% on the stack I bought for the lulz.

>>50366704
>SEC makes it easier to short an already shorted stock even more into the ground

You do you realize this only benefits us in the long run?

The whole reason this play even exists is to exploit the infinite losses that come from an over-leveraged short position. The more they short the bigger our payout gets. All they had to do was bite the bullet and take the loss by covering in January and this would have never happened.

Personally I haven't been this hyped in a long time. You're telling me they made a way to short us even more? Fucking wonderful.

What's 300% short? go to 500! Go to 1000!

I'll wait as long as I have to, the longer they kick the can the bigger my future bank account gets.

Keep shorting. Please, I fucking dare you.

>>50371106
The boondocks
Had this all been resolved if they let it run up to 1000$ let it crab there for a few weeks and 99% would have sold EZ
Nope
They wanted infinite losses
Let's oblige them

>>50365997
can someone add a pepe under the umbrella or with his own. Just to match the aesthetic and continuity of the other pictures.

>>50371106
If they don't block the creation of a short GME etf while knowing about the 300% short situation, could the SEC get rekt for criminal collusion? Like, you know the situation's fucked and you're gonna allow a tool to make it even worse? Do they hate having to pay lower class people that badly they this is what they resort to? Fuck these people.

>>50371106
>>50371163
Let's applaud how out of touch boomers are with reality and how they think they can never be wrong. Legit led to their downfall. gg ez clap no re now fuck off to the retirement center where you belong.

got some wee small hour of the morning chill prepremarket vibes for my fellow anons, enjoy
https://youtu.be/UHbmPc6Blt8

>>50371163
I think the theory states they couldn’t let it run that high without it just shooting up into eternity, they shut off the buy button right when they needed to

>>50366941
Most of my friend's families worked in trades their whole lives so I'll tell you something about it being a young man's game.
If you're in a big city they usually have unions for construction/trades, and these are not regular unions, in fact they are probably the most powerful unions that exists with the exception being law enforcement ones. And with powerful unions comes giant payouts from the city when something goes wrong.

So the secret among these trades is to work as long as you can until your ready to retire. When that time comes you can either get "injured", or get a lawyer to say that your average boomer back pain is because of "workplace hazards". There's different ways to do it but you get the point.
If you are lucky you get a fat check as compensation and maybe even get to retire early with disability + pension for the rest of your life.

Also there's an unspoken hierarchy in the majority of these jobs, older guys become supervisors that do nothing but "supervise" the younger guys, or they get the easier jobs and leave all the back breaking work to the new guys since they are technically "apprentices" that have to put in the work before they can relax a little. Basically the apprentice is the older guys bitch until he proves himself, then he gets the privilege of having his own apprentice to boss around.

>>50371276
I wonder if this new single stock GME ETF is gonna be used to short GME or go long on GME since they can get past all he insider trading laws since its an ETF. Also the timing is impeccable - they could have passed it a few months ago and people would have speculated about it but they legit pass it a week before the spivvy. HOLY FUCK SHIT we overrated you dumbfucks big time. All this time we thought you were smart money when it turned out you are just as dumb as us and now you gotta pay us retards. Hope you all boomers fall over dead from myocardial infarctions when you gotta pay.

>>50371333
Sounds like there's a lot of potential to be taken advantage of. Is there an understanding between supervisors and apprentices where there is at least some degree of respect and the apprentice isn't wrecked?

Was yesterdays dump the most blatantly illegal thing they've done? I still wonder sometimes if RC is like "see I told you" to the sec and the doj.

>>50371477
I take it you weren't around for March 10 last year?

>>50371376
>Is there an understanding between supervisors and apprentices where there is at least some degree of respect and the apprentice isn't wrecked?

>>50371496
Lol I was here for the boggening but I feel somehow they can still say that was selling by people who wantwd to get out as close to ath as possible. Obviously we all know it's absurd but yesterday didn't feel like they could use that same cover.

bros i'm a dirtpoor student in an eastern european country. will i make it with my 8 drs'd jiemies?

>>50371376
apprentices are essentially verbally and physically abused though banter/work, until they're accepted into the group through hard work and fitting in socially, when they're then trusted to continue said cycle

>>50371569
You'll be the king of Moldova.

>>50371588
i'll take it
>checked

>>50371525
You are genuinely retarded

>>50371477
Kek, I was watching it as it happened and I had flashbacks to March '21. It wasn't as massive of a dump but it was just as fast. If they're trying to make it look like retail is selling they failed because the Dunk was too fast and didn't look organic at all.

I just shit myself

>>50371694
Last time they did it they pumped it and then triggered stop losses of people all the way down to 170 with 3 halts in between. We then still ended up green but they pumped it just so they could do that. Yesterday pumping to 150 and no one had stop losses so it didn't work as well

the fed is squeezing dollar, dollar is spiking and the whole world is being short squeezed by the fed, the whole world being squeezed is a big deal it's a moass of itself
and GME stock is denomiated in dollar thus GME is actually moass squared
my god i'm the king of the world

3 days hedgies

>>50371767
i kneel

>implying we already aren’t in one

>>50371798
>mild

>>50371589
Unless they're women then they just complain to HR or fuck the boss and ruin the entire company's culture in 6 months.

>>50371798
>unusual whales

Ken...

It's literally over. Why try to dump. Why move to Miami. What's the point. We know what you're doing. You won't win. You just can't.

Sincerely,
anon

>>50371857

>>50371798
>mild

nf s are the future. While 0 pen Sea only sells jpg s, GameStop is already selling the following: fully interactive 3D environments.
Content of the are art, videos, TV show, music, interactive stories, games and game skins.
On top of that the partner support is coming soon, with actual games coming like G odz Un chained, Embe Sw0rd and autobattler lluvium.

>>50371857
wouldnt want him to give up to quickly, his punishment must be more severe

>>50371667
What's wrong with my logic?

moass will never happen

>>50371968
you will never be white, negro boy

>>50371163
I think its because they are just as greedy as we are. They are making tons of money so there is no reason for them to stop. All the individuals are protected under corporation laws so if the fund goes bankrupt it won't do anything to the millions already in their bank accounts.
They also know that the government loves Wall Street and their tax dollars. It's always been evident that they will do anything to keep their golden goose alive.
And so what if the government finally grows a back bone and decides not to give them a bailout. They already have billions and can just start a new fund to do it all over again.

>>50371276
I doubt it, even if they wanted to there would have to be an investigation that happens to prove it first. We already know how long it took them last time and who's to say they don't take their sweet time and spend a whole year doing it. Bureaucracy is purposefully set up in a way that allows those who are truly in power to use it for corruption while still seeming like justice.

Also we are not "lower class" to these people, they probably believe with all honesty that we are financial terrorists. A very real threat to the game they have been pulling on the masses that are none the wiser. They will minimize this by calling us gamblers or uneducated but behind closed doors they know we have them cornered with no way out.

I would not be surprised if after the squeeze some of us will be visited by "officials". I'm not trying to scare anyone or FUD, this is only my opinion and I've always been very careful with my wording just in case. There's no way they can have a trial for every single person that bought in except for those where the evidence is clear.
The rest might get a slap on the wrist in the form of a ban from trading for life. Personally I plan on moving to a different country but I won't flee without paying taxes first. I'm thinking somewhere that will give me a permanent citizenship after making a sizable investment.

>>50371961
>probably

Hmmm I still can't mint anymore NFT's the button is greyed out "please upload meta data & mint"

I would if i could....

>>50371961
>probably

Whats with the 8:01 candles across like every premarket stock?

>>50371834
I was referring to tradies/labourers, that shit is very rare in most areas like that, friendly normal sexism ect is the norm

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vzlsso/wtf_is_an_ape_to_do_now/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vzla9l/no_more_drs_from_ibkr/
>he's STILL with IBKR
tyfys IBKRbros

>>50372071
Just a glitch.

>>50372146
migso?

So like, they literally need to close out the position by Monday market close or be on the hook for all of these shares. Doesn't seem like they were in much of a hurry. MOASS will take too long anyway, they'll be on the hook and literally caught dead to rights with an illegal naked short position. Pretty wild.
Captcha: PMRAT

>>50372071
I think some brokerages open their pm trading at 8

test

>>50372111
Checked but this isn't anything nefarious. Your shares can't be in limbo when the stock split dividend is being issued is all.

>>50372284
>t.IBKR customer

>>50372278
hi ryan

>>50371798
>transitory

>>50372302
Haha yeah right. I'm with based Vanguard actually. I'm not saying IBKR won't rug, I think they almost certainly will, but you can't start the DRS process when a dividend is about to be distributed. That's not rugging, they're saving them from themselves.

>>50372075
it's true, trades/construction/physical labor have the most toxic work environment
your coworkers are deadbeats, alcoholics, junkies, and ex-criminals
they have room-temp iq, no common sense, anger problems, and probably beat their wife
only reason they get the job is because its the easiest way for someone with no actual skill to make $30+ an hour
the kids I went to school with that were bullies, skipped school, were in gangs, or junkies ended up in these jobs or are in jail/dead
even if you go in being a passive dork you will adapt quickly because they will be even harder on you and bust your balls all day
the only exception is the something super specialized, those people are more chill, think crane operators since they require a lot of training
also those that are the relatives of the boss, or the son that works with his old man
but at the end of the day there is a lot of wisdom to these people when they're older, some of the coolest guys I've talked to were older tradesmen
those guys are real men

>>50372390
Lol is this actually the logic of meltdownies?

>>50372332
hi

>50372390
>advice

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vze62z/met_amc_ceo_adam_aron/

Cant make this up

PM ooooooooooo

>>50372482
Somali?

>>50372482
>literally that kids post history

>>50372482
>>50372508
Further proof of pic related

>>50372537
Is that so he can eat her scraps?

>>50372390
>If you remove a spy that means you think the war is going to continue for the duration!
Fucking.
God damn son, you are the most retarded. Fuck me.

>>50372508
>>50372537

>>50372508
>AMC CEO visits African theater branch - colorized

>>50370525
Why would an NFT dividend work if a stock dividend doesn't?

>>50372579
Shhhh you'll make him think and his brain might overload

I kind of feel sorry for AMC Somali bro

>>50372605
im wheezing, i almost chocked on my eggs

>>50372605
this is now a p_yth thread

>>50372605
>you can go now
Holy shit savage

>>50372605
These people should just all be in their own countries.

>>50372622
if you get the hunny you aint getting no cunny

>>50372605
he holds AMC, no mercy

135 eod
If only the hedgefunds had a tool they could use against you. Like max pain. Where you finished every single week. Kek baggies

You're food for options traders. Kek baggies

>>50372657
Max pain isn't a tool, it's an indicator.

anons he told her he was in the courtroom for the verdict and she just says “I’m tired” fuuuuucking KEK

>>50372667
Tool : something (such as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or profession

>t. Dumb fuck

>>50372667
What's worse is he thinks we buy options lol

>>50372686
ok?

>>50372686
And yet you are still wrong

>>50372482
I refuse to believe this person is real and not one of you pulling an elaborate long prank.

>>50372677
oof

>>50372677
Bro. This kid has zero self awareness lmao

>>50372677
tfw negro cant even get with a fat white woman
what else do they have?!

>>50372579
Why does folding steel a bunch of times work better than once or not a tall?

OH NONONONONO

Everything we have said about AMC holders is absolutely true

>>50372705
>>50372711

>t. Dumb fuck(s)

It's so obvious why you're options food

Ok. I can’t keep reading his Reddit profile

I’m sad now

>>50372774
>he still thinks we buy options

>>50372802
He'll have plenty of money to afford a GFE after the AMC moon.

Redpill me on the ETF thing, I think it was like TSLA turn into TSLQ and they can short it extra or some shit? I really don't get it, is it worth worrying over bc SS on reddit was freaking out over it

>>50372403
yeah. Im your typical /fit/ introverted schizoid, really didn't fit in when i worked jobs like that but if you can take people busting your balls and hard, grueling work its ironically one of the most accepting and comfy workplaces. The lack of PC culture is lovely. I enjoyed working on a production line with majority eastern Europeans almost infinitely more than I enjoyed the fucking self important/righteous plebs I studied with during university

>>50372774
time to buy puts on fork putdowns fatty

>>50372802
i thought "AMC Niggers" was a joke, but fucking hell what the fuck

>>50372558
fucking lost

>>50372482
topkek thanks for the chuckle, kind stranger

>only up 1.37% in pm
IT'S OVER

>>50372537

>>50372884
2.16%

>>50372806
>dumb fuck. You're feeding the people that buy options. Notice how you dropped $15 yesterday baggie?

>>50372834
Gme bros.... please....

>>50372622
KEKEKEKEKEKEK literally the average niggerstock hodler

>>50372899
>>50372899
>>50372899
Threaded frens

>>50372916
Did you forget what ID you were on?

>buying shares and holding them or drs is feeding options

>>50372899
>>50372899
>>50372899
Threaded.

>>50366239
>>50369371
>>50369679
>>50370051
WGAMI!

>>50370972
Spot on.

>>50372834
It is supposed to be structured in such a way to mimic the price of a short on individual stocks. This is looking like a scam to shift these short positions into a packaged product that retail and other investors can buy up. Effectively finding bagholders to dump some risk onto.

I'm probably wrong, but that is how I understand it.

>>50372841
I've worked at a lot of restaurants, mostly as a delivery guy but I've been a waiter at some too. The chillest nicest guys at any food establishment are always the mexicans that work the kitchen. They will try to bust your balls for being a gringo but if you don't act like a pussy and bust them back you'll be their favorite. They would always sneak me free food during my shifts or make me anything I wanted. Sometimes I'd give them rides home since it's along the way and would offer me beers and a cig. sometimes coke too lol.

>>50373036
if only the brotherhood that's formed through horrendous physical labour existed in decent careers fren.

>>50373036
I never really even engaged back in the playful abuse because i dont really care for social interaction, especially with coworkers. but just being able to laugh that shit off and go back to breaking your back alongside them will have you accepted into the group almost immediately. It helps that everyone else above you in said workplace looks down on you with disgust, bonding over shared hatred is possibly the most powerful force in our tribal braims

>>50373003
I am going to shill GMEQ Short to /smg/ 24/7 kek