/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50368147
Unfathimably based. What games were you playing my most excellent sir

>>50368147
Chad. I'm doing the opposite and weeding out people like you for fun. Trying to get half of HR out at the moment.

t. internal auditor

Interesting because I just survived a massive heart attack and I have done nothing but play video games and work maybe 2-3 hours a day for the last 2 years. For the last 2 days I literally just played video games all day and we had a meeting about how "we need to cut the slackers and everyone who is left is the dream team". Goddamn I love working from home so fucking much. This single stroke of luck will put me in excellent finacial standing for the coming economic shit storm.

>>50368178
I have been playing Chivalry 2, and Vox Machanica.

My friend got me Fallout 76 and I think it sucks, but I play it with him because he is my friend and it's his birthday this week.
>>50368270
Well I've been doing this for 2 years since covid hit. Good luck. Even if I get laid off, I get a comfy 6 months severance.

>>50368282
You need to take the home gym pill. I don't have much, but I put a bench press, pull up bar and some weights in my basement and started back up my lifting rotation.

>still a waggie trading finite hours of you life to make someone else richer while they eat sleep and have sexual intercourse

literally just stake some fucking coins. you dont need to make 100k a year anon. i make like $2k a month from staking Bitdao tokens and ETH. its not much but if i dont have to work a day in my life then its the best trade i can do

>>50368322
>My friend got me Fallout 76 and I think it sucks, but I play it with him because he is my friend and it's his birthday this week.
Wholesome

>woke up at 9, logged in, went back to bed
>slept till 12
>woke up
>smoked a blunt
>had breakfast
>played video games and jerked off till 3:30
>30 minute meeting
>did nothing until 5
>logged off
fuck going into the office

>>50368147
I do the same.
You can get away with most anything 99% of the time so long as you're absolutely on and go the extra mile that 1% of the time when it's really needed.
All my clients love me because when they're fucked, when they really need help, I always stop everything Im doing and help immediately. No matter the time or day.
It then means I can fuck around the rest of the time and they neither know nor care.

>>50368147
Truly based.

REVOLT AGAINST THE MODERN WORLD

IF THESE CORPORATE C-SUITE EXECS WERENT SO KEEN ON INSTITUTING ESG THEN I MIGHT FEEL BAD BUT THEY ARE SO I DONT.

>>50368322
>laid off
But what if you get FIRED because you don't actually work because you're playing video games?

>>50368147
You're a piece of shit, but if your employer is too stupid to notice, then they deserve to be taken advantage of. Congratulations, I guess. Be sure to buy some rope now while you have money.

Based. This is why people should never be loyal for their job. They'll toss you out when they grow tired of you. Cheat the system and let them pay you for nothing.

>>50368383
There isn't a pill in the world that will fix your calcified arteries

A lot of corporations with CEOs fire the most competent people because they get paid more. What’s left is the retards who do nothing. It makes the CEO look good because it pushes up profit margins in the short term. Then the CEO jumps ship to another Corp before shit happens.

>>50368147
I enjoy playing games at home while working as well. Wouldn't like to be laid off though. Can't wait to start playing with the Metalox and earning at the same damn time. Will be more fun

>>50369970
That's not nice at all. I mean at fucking all. And, yes, that's how they play it

>>50369755
>>50369782
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA COPE FAGGOT. I GET PAID TO JACK OFF

>>50369970
My boss fired all his project managers (except for his wife lmao) to make the quarter look better to save his ass.

Honestly was the right move because they never contributed anything needed