/biz/ - Business & Finance

HE SAY U SHORT SELLA

Do they still kneel when playing the national anthem?

>>50363549
How can I short modern athletics?

Tomorrow will be red

>star citizen
don't fucking remind me

>>50363549
Baseballs players need to be on roids again

>>50363587
I'd say short the companies that broadcast sports, like ESPN, CBS, NBC, the cable channels, etc.... but all of them are part of major conglomerates so you can't really do that.

>>50363587
Why would you want to short these athletic specimens?

>Liquidate traders, liquidate mumus, liquidate the divvy farmers, liquidate real assets. It will purge the bullishness out of the system. High costs of stocks and high prices will come down. People will trade smarter, have a more bearish portfolio. Value stocks will be adjusted, and enterprising speculators will pick up from less competent speculators.

>>50363575
Next governor of the BOJ right there. Kuroda's term is up in, what, April? He'll still be alive then, right?

>>50363606
Disney could be an easy target if you want to go that route. Their TV contracts are outrageous with how much ESPN has to pay the NFL

Copper bros. We are just cooling off for the next rally.

>>50363589
n-no it won't haha...

>>50363653
honestly taking out a long term short on Disney or Netflix is a pretty solid idea for any options trader

my illies

>>50363593
Paying for unreleased products, just like those Chinese home buyers, you get what you deserve. endless development.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpxDzbgusq8

Hi /smg/

I just wanted to let you know - You're gonna make it.

I got drunk on a thursday evening to tell you this message. No matter where you are in life, you've always got a fren <3

Don't let the bearfags get you down. Hard work, perseverance and patience will always win out in the end. Your dreams CAN be accomplished!

Best,

Anon

>after hours trading ends
>futures immediately dump
like pottery

$1.9 TRILLION USD IN OPTIONS WILL EXPIRE TOMORROW GET READY FOR ANOTHER VOLATILE DAY

>>50363710
Dumb bugposter

>>50363653
Yeah but like I said... they're massive conglomerates. They're so spread about into different forms of entertainment that they can afford to lose on sports. If athletes get too fat and stop performing in a way that's worth watching, and viewership declines (or continues to decline), that's a drop in the bucket for DIS. This is the problem with conglomerates... it takes investment decisions away from the free hand of the market and puts it in some guy's hands. If he wants to blow billions a year on sports games... well, then he does. You can't selectively invest in DIS and exclude the sports.

>>50363707
It would be a shame if a virus that kills kids, and fetuses showed up. A real shame if people here buy the "dip" right now before Monday announcements. kek

>>50363587
Equipment makers, though I'd imagine many are private. Parents see "The NFL is Gay" (TM), they're not gonna be forking over $100 for Little Timmy's shoulder pads next fall.

>>50363710
Nuuuuu I wanted to short Tesla and NRDS and BX!!

>>50363707

>>50363589
Not sure if tomorrow I’ll be red but we definitely didn’t hit the bottom.

>>50363575
kek'd

>>50363756
Why do you want to short NRDS?

>>50363755
>>50363587
oh and Nike

>>50363751
Do we have any hard (kek) numbers on how badly it wrecks kids and preggo chicks? I haven't been following the pox threads close enough, so I've only heard of the 1 ICU case.

Tomorrow is Option Expiry. Huge Option Expiry on monthlys. You don't know what is coming.

THE HECKIN BULL MARKET IS BACK ON, LETS PUMP IT UP! INVEST ALL YOUR MONEY INTO THE STOCK MARKET RIGHT NOW SEEMS LIKE A GREAT IDEA AMIDST RECORD INFLATION

July 22nd
Mark you calendars
I know what's going to happen and others do as well.
You've been warned. July 22nd the info is out there.

>>50363719
I’d say do a bit more research before drawing that conclusion. Disney has a lot of issues with management, streaming numbers, and their sports contracts are a sort of net that catches anything that others don’t want to overpay, look at how much they are paying to broadcast the Super Bowl every third year or whatever.

There are also genuine short targets like Sinclair also.

Oopsie poopsie, nigger.
https://youtu.be/xpWIdf-tCFc

>>50363773
The mortality rate in children is high. I have kids, so that does frighten me. Luckily we have treatment available that those lost children didn’t have.
I’m never jabbed and sent my kids to school with no mask because they said they didn’t want to. I’m not a nut. Poksuchan is not nice to kids.

I just checked on after hours market after a 3 hour goon session. What the hell, why are we pumping?

>>50363707
I'm unconcerned because my timeframes are 10+ years and I'm not an always-online schizo who thinks America's collapse is imminent or inevitable. But really anon, getting drunk on a Thursday? Be careful you don't become an alcoholic.

>>50363756
Fuck the Red Sox! Why do you want to short BX?

>>50363692
This episode and Last Exit to Springfield are the best in the series.

>>50363834
SEE >>50363791
YASSS LETS PUT MONEY INTO STOCKS DURING HIGHER AND HIGHER RATE HIKES!!! LETS GO MUMUS THIS MAKES SENSE!

>>50363773
37% mortality rate 10 and under. It attacks fetuses in pregnant women. Don't listen to the idiots here saying its a nothing burger because its a slow spreader and doesn't kill. They haven't done any research.
A school in england got shut down because it was exposed to mpox. Its slowly spreading in the community and there is nothing anyone can do.

>>50363834
for me, it's glow

>>50363888
Fuck off glowie

*Calls Mr.DOW*

Threadly reminder that bears are gay by default

>>50363834
3 hours of jacking off? What lube do you use? My fucking dick would be one massive indian burn if I did that

>Yankees score on an error!
>1-1 Bot 6, 2 Outs

>>50363880
>37% mortality rate 10 and under.
Holy moly. You wouldn't happen to have sauce on that would you?

>>50363791
>>50363803
>>50363830
>>50363834
>>50363871
>>50363965
Bullish

>>50363871
Eh, it's not totally boneheaded.

>>50363983
just like munkeypox, the source is his ass

The gods have sent their messenger

>>50363834
100% would SMASH and CUM INSIDE

Has the lackluster dump after the horrendous dump made you reassess your trading strategy and near-term market outlook, /smg/ frens? I think bears are running out of steam, and barring something truly disastrous, like china invading taiwan, we won't get much lower. If I'm right, we'll revisit the lows only one more time and have far less volatility for the remainder of the year.

We're never gonna make it.

>>50364064
Dumb frogposter

>>50364064
horrenous cpi report*

>>50364064
We will see what happens after this month's rate hikes.

>>50363834
>lip sores
Bearish

>>50363888
6/10, hairy arms

>>50364069
imagine handing a cashier that twenty

>>50364084
Cocky bears tend to lose lots of money.

>>50364064
I think JPM and MS whiffing is only the start of people losing their shit at recessionary earnings numbers and downshifted forecasts, but you're right that there seems to be a little too much bearishness for that to drive more than a small-to-moderate step down.

However the craziness is just getting started from there. Fed rate hikes are going to bring in plenty of batshit crazy events over the next few months. Euro energy collapse, BOJ insanity, Biden needing to invade Sri Lanka so they don't adopt the ruble, black swans like that.

>>50364128
>next few months
make that year 2032

>>50364115
Sold puts this morning,will do the same tomorrow,cuck

>>50364115
Tell his ass, sis. /smg/ is bull territory

>>50364035
Begone bobo!!

>>50364128
Some of these pre-markets and after-market earning reports are going to be must watch/listen events because some companies are going to get BTFO’ed with a bad print

some anon this morning bought several soxl puts near the bottom that are dated for next week and he posted screenshots gloating about it kek

>>50363836
I appreciate your concern, however, I have a 4 day weekend off from work so I must reassure you that I am in fact being quite responsible!

Why dont they just let this bullshit free fall and get it over with

Give us 2 weeks of circuit breakers so we can kill ibflation

I cashed my check just now. I won't have the money untill Monday. Can I start a deposit to Robinhood before the money is in my account or is that a privilege only for the jews?

>>50364128
>Biden needing to invade Sri Lanka so they don't adopt the ruble

Who gives a fuck about a leech country like Sri Lanka that’s collapsing because their people abroad stopped sending money home for it to survive. Also New Delhi would nuke Moscow or Washington before they let either of them take over Sri Lanka and put a military base on it

>>50364013
I think he’s talking about smallpox. Monke is 3-6%.

>>50363549
i like the brew crew jersey but the hats are lame.
i haven't even looked at my poorfolio today, feels kinda good /smg/

>>50364292
Does your bank let you hold a negative balance for a while?

>>50364236
LMFAO the absolute STATE of bears

>>50363549
MACD about to turn bearish on the daily in the SP500, Nasdaq and even small caps, we are really close fren bears, TA about to turn to our side.

>>50364005
how do I invest in the Inflation sector?

Is it normal that odd lot orders get vastly different bid/ask than normal unit (x100) orders. I tried to send an odd lot market order on interactive brokers and the ask price seemed like 5% off.

>>50364013
>>50363983
>>50364326

>>50364423
No but shouldn't the charge be pending just as long as it takes my check to clear?

>>50364296
Sri lanka was/is a colony of China. But they messed up and went crying to the IMF so now China told them to fuck off.

They borrowed and spent shitloads of other people's money then voted to cut taxes and went with "organic" farming because muh environment and all the crops failed. Basically california. Now they are blaming bogyman politicians for carrying out the policies they voted for.

Not a terribly sympathetic scenario. It's not like Africa where some guy from the government takes your food or shoots you, it's because of stuff they voted for.

>>50364521
Gold, copper, lithium, aluminum. Etc.

Monke cases are over 12,000 now today, and numbers will keep on rising.

Have you guys been buying SIGA and pitcher plant stonks/farms yet?

>>50364502
nah... short term maybe a re-test of 3620 but we'll grind up to ~4250pts on the S&P 500 over the next 9 to 12 months.

Anyone else buying Rio yet

>>50364617
what about earnings?

>>50364617
>we'll grind up to ~4250pts on the S&P 500 over the next 9 to 12 months.
Why?

>>50364563
I don't check my bank account every time I deposit to RH but I've seen many clear the same day.

>>50364601
nah, they are balls deep into SOXL. This is the bottom according to the schizos.

i am 70% long and expect the s&p to oscillate between 3200 and 4000 over the next year. i will buy as we approach 3200 and wait. i will sell my gold to buy more stocks if we get to 2800. i am a boring index investor.

>>50364568
People aren't responsible for the misbehavior of their governments. People do not receive comeuppance for their idiocy; the technology of government exists to ensure this.

>>50364671
2 more weeks till the Fed pivots and the market melts up.

>>50364721

>>50364736
Correct, reddit does believe that the bottom is in and has been slurping the heckin dip.

>>50364760
Actually the opposite. Reddit thinks it's not even close yet

>>50364760
My normie coworkers who all have no clue about anything besides social media are all bitching about not having enough money. Surely this is the bottom.....

SOXL Sisters sounds like CHIPS ACT is gonna get a vote by Tuesday and pelosis are about to get a big payday

>>50364784
>>50364786
Go 100% long before the end of the Shemitah, you bulltards are going to get heemed.

>>50364784
>Reddit thinks it's not even close yet
Actually wrong. Reddit comes here to ask if this is the bottom, and they will never get the answer.
t. slurper

>>50364292
Gambling addict

>>50364665
it's a coin toss whether they matter this time or not.
they haven't mattered in a long time, who knows if this changes anytime soon.
>>50364671
things very very rarely go either up or down in a straight line.
so i believe it's slightly more likely that we'll retrace some of the big wave down than fall straight to newer and newer lows from here.
>>50364721
>2 more weeks till the Fed pivots and the market melts up.
2 more weeks, exactly...
and no we won't be melting up.
high vol periods are over, we've had them. now we grind slowly with a drift

>>50364296
Lol neither, the Indians most hated are the strongest influence as I can tell.

Though let's clarify that the country bankrupted itself having to import huge amounts of rice at inflated prices because of the WEF "eat the bugs" organic low-nitrogen farming experiment their govt signed them up for (sold them out to lol stupid peasants) that caused yields to dump 20% in just the first six months, so a (yes, very poor) country that never had to import food for the last 75 years was going to have a famine.

>>50364521
It's 2022, there's an ETF for that.

RINF

>>50364810
oh we are going off jewish holidays now? Ah yes hebrew astrology, very good sir.

recipe for today's market:
>add cash to splv and soxx. stir until nasdaq turns green.

>>50363549
I know the fatass on the right (Daniel Vogelbach). Grew up playing baseball with him.

>>50364951
was he any good?

>>50364951
>baseball
Did you base his balls?

>Decide to actually learn2trade
>Spend a couple hours looking at swing trading material
>Write down some of the commonly suggested criteria for stocks that I might like to swing
>Check for stocks that match the criteria for watchlisting
>There aren't any
WTF

https://youtu.be/VqUCtCRikA4
Bitch ass nigger.
<3

Why did SOXL go up today? Fuck today was so green, shit was like on crack.

>>50364718
From his 2019 campaign platform:

"Agriculture will thus be made an attractive
profession. Our agricultural policy would be to promote an
agricultural sector in which small producers using small
extents of land producing high quality outputs using modern
technological methods. "
(So great leap forward round 2 sri lanka edition)

"A methodology to be developed speedily to bring into
productive use the lands that could be cultivated profitably
but are not being done so now, for a variety of reasons."

Kruschevs plan to farm Siberian wastes with corn.

"Building up a community of citizens who are healthy and
productive, we need to develop the habit of consuming food
with no contamination with harmful chemicals. In order to
guarantee the people’s right to such safe food, the entire Sri
Lankan agriculture will be promoted to use organic fertilizers
during the next ten years. For this, production of organic
fertilizer will be accelerated"
(Muh enviroment)

"• Income tax on productive enterprises will be reduced from
28 to 18 percent.
• The Economic Service Charge (ESC) and Withholding Tax
(WHT) will be scrapped.
• A simple value added tax of 8 percent will be introduced
replacing both the current VAT of 15 percent and the Nation
Building Tax (NBT) of 2 per cent.
• PAYE tax will be scrapped and personal income tax will be
subject to a ceiling of 15 percent."
(FREE MONEY)

" The debt trap we will
thus inherit from the present regime may compel us to raise
foreign loans to an extent just sufficient for developmental
tasks. We will take steps to manage the problems of
foreign indebtedness through measures such as promoting
domestic investments, reducing import expenditures and
raising export incomes"
(We will just borrow more)

Baseball.

>>50364718
They voted for the exact shit he said he'd do, and did, now they are mad. Tough shit. Pay up.

>>50364966
Yeah him and two other guys I knew were great players. One went to an Armed Forces academy to play. Forgot his name. The other fizzled out in the minor leagues (Hudson Boyd). I remember they got million dollar contracts at 18 years old and were driving Range Rovers to high school. I'm glad to see Dan still in the league.

When can I buy a 5%CD?

>china already rugging
See you tomorrow,mumu

There is no bottom for many years and I will tell you why. Zoom out. Look at past bubbles, all were built on some frontrun hoping the next cutting edge sector to kick capitalism, aka, sell as much to as much people possible has yet to be discovered and confirmed and vast huge amounts of liquidity that is nonexistent needs to be suckered into equities to be dumped on. Ask yourself are people going to be buying cars at exponential numbers like mid 20th century? Are people going to be buying this new invention called the computer at exponential numbers like 1980s and 1990s well into 2000s? Iphone literally saved the last big fat dump recession. There is NONE for now. The best they have is to roll out used up zuckerberg for metaverse and have him make some weak fucking statements like "oh think of all the people buying in metaverse". We will see so much desperation as interest rates climb drop a bit climb drop a bit climb and every other few months its "a new dip". The big moment that will clap big tech and send index funds into hell for a decade minimum will be twitter. It will lose valuation in elon's legal battles and elon will be the turning point of no return for desperate mumus. No orange man bad around to pump twitter audience no easy money just tired investors losing it all for years and years.

>>50365098
Based and redpilled

>>50364848
>line went down so it will go up
You were being specific with 4250.

>>50365034
CHIPS ACT

>>50365098
Nmp, all cash mega power-chad

>>50365098
i'm sad that you'll miss out, but at least you had fun posting on an anime forum

>>50365098
Where is all that money going to go bobo? The only place it can go is gold and they're transparently manipulating the fuck out of it and it'll never moon.

>>50365123
>You were being specific with 4250.
just a hunch. look at the chart here >>50364502
a lot of trading has been done around that level.
often times indices trace back to these levels where a lot of business has been done in the past.
as for the spy itself and the representing stocks in the S&P 500 at their respective levels at that point in time.

>>50364887
>It's real
What a time to be alive

>>50364561
Oh no SIGA fudders. Got nothing to say?

I believe I’ve lost nearly ever dollar I’ve put into my personal trading account. Options are a fucking scam

>>50365183
>where will that money go bobo
Ask yourself where all that money went between end of WW2 and atari 5200 while stocks went up and back down to old numbers.

>>50365247
Shut up and keep gamb-,keep trading

>>50365183
>Where is all that money going to go bobo?
usdebtclock.org

>>50365247
have you tried writing options instead? 16 delta credit spreads are a very real drug.

>>50365183
>2008 "crash"
>oh lord the entire financial crisis is gonna crash the world economy if government doesn't inject another few hundred billions to pump investor bags
>2021
>ten trillion dollars and we cant pump aaaaah

oh but muh VR microtransactions are going to generate the exponential "growth" to keep this thing going up. Imagine everyone buying like 100 iphones every other week on the meta blockchain bro. Partys up but point me to where sell more to even more people will happen.

>>50365186
US Indices trace back higher because of 13 years of QE since 2009. Pic related is SPY adjusted for inflation. It took SPY 6 years to revisit the 200 weekly average after the dot-com bust.

>>50365317
I have. I always end up getting blown up and chasing my losses with ITM spreads

>>50365303
Shut the FUCK UP JEROME

ITS COCK CLEANING TIME JAN JAN

COCK CLEANING FOR FREE

>>50365341
bro... it's ok to accept the loss on credit spreads. I mean, you should be holding the underlying too incase it goes up... delta neutral and all that. Theta gainz is a statistical winner you just have to keep sticking to it.

>>50365368
It’s my favorite poster! Will you sign my penis

WHY ARE FUTURES GREEN I WAS PROMISED A DUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50365213
Honestly, stocks aside, this is looking bad. It’s getting worse a lot faster than I thought it would. It was telegraphed like everything else, but I was optimistically hoping they wouldn’t go through with it. This really sucks desu.

>>50365248
okay assume im retarded and just tell me where you think it's going to go when t bills are worthless given future rate hikes potentially at volcker levels, and precious metals are manipulated stagnant, and real estate is already astronomically high, and cash is losing 1-2% of its value a month.

How is anyone supposed to stroe value anywhere else bobo?

The promise of potentially retaining some value by picking the right gamble is better than certain loss.

Dirty COCKS THAT NEED CLEANING

>>50364760
I'll go with Burry's predicted bottom, which is 2800-3000. So I won't even consider buying back in until we hit 3200. Every rally is fake until then

>>50365390
FUCK YA BRO

POXED COCK BROS, FUCK YA

>>50365368
>>50365386
>>50365420
I want to enjoy your postings, but alas I was born a male and hold a natural aversion to men's genitalia. I'm sure you understand. Please stop. Perhaps I could suggest an alternative? You know there are plenty of cut men who post their abs on the internet - perhaps posting them instead could inspire anons ITT to start lifting weights in lieu of... well, cockposting.

Oh, I don't mean to discourage you either, it's just, I don't like cocks. And I think deep down, you don't either.

>>50365389
Yeah but like.... deep down I like seeing the big 200% in one day. It’s very addicting

>>50365486
>>50365465
This was introspective. You’ve shown me a side of myself anon. One could say you’ve touched me

>>50365398
AHHHHHHHHHH

BIG COCKS TO CLEAN

>>50365331
>>50365331
You have this imaginary unit of value in your head that doesn't exist. The real value doesn't matter. Your puts and shorts don't make you money based on the fluctuations in real value. They print or don't print based on what the little figures say. And they added a few zeroes to the total volume of little figures.

>>50365550
I'm grateful for the opportunity to open up your perspective anon. Do not be fooled though, it is you alone who must take charge of your own destiny! You are more than capable of great accomplishments! Realize that every great journey begins with a single step, even if that step is only a mere +1%

FUCK YA BROS

It's over for bears. Inflation has peaked. Goodbye.

>>50365465
Fat boysnatch brother

I've only got 5 months to make 20 grand else I gotta take a decade of carryover losses. How would you do it biz? Go in big next FOMC? Sweep every single PnD group for bioshits? Make a futures scalper bot? I'd even by fine taking a few years of ccarryover losses, but a decade is too much.

>>50365696
Siga niga

>>50365183
>implying it goes anywhere
Do you not yet understand that value (not money, value) is an abstract concept. When shit hits the fan, it wont be a 1 to 1 translation of something lost somewhere that is gained in equal measure elsewhere. The "value" will evaporate, but all of the people will say money was lost because they don't want you understanding this subtle, but crucial distinction. Thats why ive been minimizing my shit and trying to turn to harder assets. At the end of the day, a houses value doesnt just magically turn to 0 like your precious techie or asscoin stocks, because at least some of its value is actually real and immutable/invulnerable to the actions of schizo markets

>>50365696
i'm in the exact same situation kek

Jan jan loves this cock to clean

>>50365722
the janny isnt online after 8pm EST, fucking retard. stop changing IPs so i can filter your faggotry

>>50365696
I'd probably just buy a lot of itm bull debit spreads on either aapl or msft if I were you. Not a guarantee, nothing really ever is, but it's definitely not the worst possible play you could make either.

>>50364164
You mean bought puts? If you are a bear selling puts is fucking retarded. Stop acting like such a retarded faggot. REHHHHHH.

>>50365749
Seeth more faggot. Looking at cocks is gay

I took profits on natural gas today. Not sure if I am smart or just scared

>>50364561
6 deaths in 10 years.. this is what you are longing... seriously just buy GME if you want to be a retarded faggot atleast you will get some divides before you get rugged

If I use an IRA account to trade with using SSI would I be able to transfer the assets to a brokerage for normal use after I've gained enough to not need SSI anymore?

>>50365857
monkpox was rare before this strain plagued the earth. We shal see how it does with children. I got my money on this 50+ mutating strain sir. Keep your faggy gme

Some of you lil nigga are aright, don't come into the stock market tomorrow

>>50365891
SSI?

Fat boys need COCK CLEANINGS TOO JAN JAN

BIG FUCKING DONGS NIGGERS

>>50365696
It doesn't have to last a decade.
I had an 80k loss in 2020 but reversed it all in 2021.

uh-oh stockbros we got too COCKy...

GAYSEX WILL NEVER STOP

MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME WOOOOOOO

>>50365950
disability but you have an asset cap except for certain things

Would a miss on retail sales be bearish because it means the economy is continuing to get worse, or bullish because it could temper how quickly the fed will raise rates?
I genuinely don't understand how this market responds to news anymore.

>>50366009
You get 2k in cap losses max per year and any amount rolls over to subsequent years. Provided that 80K loss was realized you'd have a lifetime of cap losses you could deduct each year. I didn't specify but that was 20K in REALIZED losses.

What pills can I bu- I mean what stocks can I invest in so that I pass away peacefully in my sleep?

A MINTY PUSSY FOR THE NON GAY BROS

BIG FUCKING LIPS BROS

CPI DATA FUCK YA

>>50366116
$APD and ask for your dividends in nitrogen or helium

>>50366114
Yes, I understand.
My point is that you can write off future years gains against the loss. Don't have to make it back same year.

I pretty much blew up in the covid crash. Thankfully I made it all back plus more riding oil.
I don't think today is an ideal time to look for massive return ideas though. Maybe closer to November we could see some real discounts.

>>50365749
ya dude, looking at cocks is gay

>>50366208
Can I just go invest in a bunch of balloons from the grocery store?

>>50364803
redpill me on the chips act

I hate Rocker for all these cocks I have to look at.

>>50366249
its not him doing it

>>50366273
he started it tho

>>50366273
He's encouraging it though

>>50366214
I see now, you can go -2K per year, but that pool of losses can be applied to any amount of gains. Good distinction, thanks for the tax lesson. I'll stop trying to play so aggressive now that the window to offset that huge loss in wider. November does sound pretty good, I'm thinking I'll start DCA'ing around September if these rate hikes slow down.

>>50366230
i hear these days they cut commercial grade helium with air and industrial helium is expensive
if ur actually gonna do it, nitrogen is the way to go now

>>50366116
take some over the counter Benadryl, wait about an hour, and then have a vigorous fap. It won't kill you but you won't regret it either.

>>50366283
>>50366284
Blame the boeing anon. Rocker can barely post here. Also, stop looking at cocks, its gay

>>50366249
>have to
anon...i...

>>50366249
>This lil' nigga out here lookin' at dicks and shit fr fr.

is the bond market done crashing? what's up with that?

>imagine not buying SOXL today

>>50366054
Isn't that ssdi? Why would you get off disability if disabled? It’s a right. You cant make to much to take away. Just cant be able to work cause of your disability

>>50366407
Today? It's been $11

>imagine

>>50366393
eh hehehe get a load of this anon

>>50366393
Rates are going to keep going up for a few more months, so no. There are survivors remaining with no one in the wreckage.

>>50366393
Feds stepping in to control the bond market from going wild. In two weeks we could have a 75 or 100bp rape hike. 100bp would have the fed rate at current yield for long dated treasuries which sounds retarded.

>>50366459
Crab stole my smokes and my $$ today. Faggot crab

>>50366466
so wait to buy in until the rate hikes stop? seems like a juicy place to buy...

>>50366483
will t-bills go up end of the month or are t-bill rates anticipated and already at next few weeks levels?

futas nuclear green

>>50366466
I shorted bonds with puts out to december at 3.2 on 10yr. Currently down 50% on them.

>>50366531
Green futures at night, Bobo's Delight
Green futures in the morning, Bobo's warning

>>50366527
I dunno. Short term bonds are most sensitive to fed rape hikes. The market reduced its bet significantly on 100bp rape hike. I should look into futures on those. Seem like a fun gamble

The man who is shilling SIGA is the man who shilled DWAC.
>kek DWAC-K

>>50366572
nah your wrong bucko

>>50366393
Because right now, China is massively FUCKED UP

They won’t let it stay red another day in a row will they bobros? That would just make too much sense, and logic is not how things work in clown market.

Took a big gamble on EOSE today. I plan on holding for at least ten years just for fun. I don’t care about the money I threw in it today but think $2 per share given what they mean to the industry they’re in..:if you do your research in it you might think it is undervalued as well. The market they will ideally take over is huge, and their market cap is less than 200m. I see this as a far better option than buying random tokens.

No captcha needed boys I’m gonna make it

>natty gas 6.666

>>50366591
Never

>>50366531
Im sorry, i have having dinner. Let me fix that.

Yea, I am thinking we are back
You didn't try betting on America like a retard did you?

How long could it take for Celsius to be forced to sell their assets and how much would they dump at any given time?

>>50366687
Was having*

>>50366694
How many treasuries did they have (I mean, say to have)?

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Dkl4G4O-X-k

>>50366421

Why, yes, I bought soxl at 11. How did you know?

>>50366744
You told me?

>>50366707
Their bankrupt files say they have 4.3 billion in assets

>>50366744
SOXL!!!!!
I can't wait to see all you faggots go silent again. Then after you come to terms with your loss you will shill soxl again because this time its the bottom.

>>50366780
1.75 billion are in loans given out

Loading up on SOXL $14 puts. Easy money, cause today's pump was fake and gay. Watch and learn.

>>50366556
So, if futes are green bobo is happy?

>>50366818
>today's pump was fake and gay
Anon, I don't mean to alarm you, however, today was tsmc's earnings call and quite frankly they completely defied analysts' expectations regarding any pending "recession," at least relative to semiconductors.

SOXL!

>>50366612
I'm gonna take a gamble on it, fuck it

SEMIS!!! I fucking love semis!!!

>>50366840
You new or something?

SEMIS ARE USED IN EVERYTHING!! ALL IN SOXL!!!

gaysex bro, imma throw up

Fags are fucking disgusting. They really are.

NOM NOM NOM

>>50366841
Tsm-apple-amd-nvda will still be good. Whoever makes chips for cars will be good. MU gets heemed. But really -- whats new?

Why did I open this thread while eating???

>>50366393

>>50366977
Kek

Oh wow. Looks like you guys are having a good time here. I’m gonna just show myself the exit.

>>50366992

>>50364128
Earnings revisions DOWN have not happened nor are they priced in yet

>>50363790
Will that bring down the nasdick?

Siga niggas..... I yield!

Christ... stop changing your fucking ID

>>50367046
no please stay anon.. according to these IDIOTS

>>50366323
>>50366367
>>50366383

the key is to not look at the dicks

I myself just blame the jew but that's just me I guess

>>50366861
I’m really curious where they will take this in ten years. I see it somewhat like Tesla back in 08.

>>50363549
boys, are we under a gay raid?

BIG COCKS NEED HUGS

How VLTRA BVLL will the market go when COVID emergency is extended?

Doesn't that mean more rent moratoriums, more student loan holidays, more special benefits, and possibly even more stimmies?

>>50366690
kekkiesmao

no
and I'm not betting on TQQQ either, at this point I'd rather TLT calls or even fucking gold when the dollar starts to top

>>50367129
I’m out too but to be honest I think all the cocks are bullish, otherwise why would somebody go so far to push us out of here?

I just know someone will post something really valueable about the market any time now. Just a couple more dick pictures I have to look at.

What a coincidence the jannies are so slow with these posts

>>50367166
So you think someone could be interested in keeping us from talking about stocks at the very bottom of the market?

>>50367168
If jannies delete this thread and not the dicks only then I hate to admit it but it’ll be the first time I will ever make an anti janny thread. After all this time in a way looking down on those people who made anti janny threads I can now see where they might get those ideas. Let’s hope it doesn’t go that way.

>>50367168
Just a few more pics before the good information is released

>>50366054
Capitol gains income does not effect ssdi.

As gay as the cock poster is, he vanquished the janny. You at minimum need to give him some respect for that

>>50363766
>Why do you want to short NRDS?

It's a SPAC for a company that makes its money from affiliate links for people opening new credit cards. Into a recession.

>>50363852
>Why do you want to short BX?
It's a company that bought a bunch of property with debt. While rates are rising, the debt gets more expensive. While we enter a recession, the property loses value.

They're fucked on both sides of the balance sheet.

>>50367168
No need to sweat. There's absolutely nothing worthwhile in the current market environment.
Long USD and go home for next 3-4 months.

>>50367198
Let’s be real, as long as the media pushes the news that “Biden and fed are giving eachother room to fix this economy” while nobody is unemplpyed yet means we are not at the bottom yet.

>>50367239
Ok one more won't hurt but then you give us the good information right? riiight?
oh nice I like windmills

>>50367244
How much for a hooker like this?

>>50367259
3 siga ($5,000,000)

>>50367244
Damn that fine woman.

>>50367255
>There's absolutely nothing worthwhile in the current market environment.

I actually put some thought into these
>>50367245
>>50367164

>>50367255
I could repost my public storage thesis again. Still too early to get on that one.

>>50367255
there are two great opportunities but they are somewhat distasteful

>>50367316
......hey
You stole my idea of dropping anime girls in front of real photos and sticking a company logo on their chest

>>50367245
Where did you first hear about the NRDS short.

>>50367342
Inspiration my man. Inspiration. You still do it best.

>>50367354
Shut the fuck up pajeet

>those china growth numbers
>covid revving back up in some areas
is this it? are we finally getting the china pop we've been waiting 20 years for?
on an unrelated note
>dick pics up for almost 40 minutes now
lmao, too busy fapping janny?

>>50367359
fake news. women cant squat 4 plates

>>50367365
I'm not a pajeet. I'm Part Irish, Part Norweigan, Part Scottish, Part Prussian, Part Polish, Part Dutch, Part Flemish, and Part Danish. I'm just asking a simple question. Wondering where people get the idea to short these sort of schizo small caps. Like NRDS.

>>50367367
bro, hes been dick posting for 2.5 hours. Bullish for SIGA desu. Last time he showed up, and did this marathon cock posting we went up 1.50 cents

>>50367359
Thanks
Unfortunately, all of these companies kind of collapsed with the rest of the market
Some collapsed especially hard

>>50367374
Anon that's a horse

Get in before you regret it bros. No captcha needed again. We can make it.

>>50367095
Yeah most likely. Most stocks we like or think of shorting are in Nasdaq not SPY usually

NVAX iron condor ladies.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

I got especially fucked by timing on DSKE

>>50367382
Youre brown and you suck on toes and youll never be as intelligent as the average white, hot blooded american /smg/ patriot

>>50367382
it's a spac anon
it's a spac and it hasn't been destroyed yet

>>50367422
I'm full white and have superior genetics. My ancestors came from the finest stock of Ulster-Scot, Bavarian, and Dutch. I flash my AR-15 at any non-whites and have the finest collection of meth crystals in all of West Virginia.

>>50367426
Well it's below NAV, so tell me why NRDS will go down more.

>>50367359
I want a girl who can squat 4pl8 to squat on my penis if you know what I mean.

All of the big investors use trading bots.

Where can the average anon get his?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbesfinancecouncil/2021/03/22/just-the-facts-on-spacs/?sh=702b54a94fb4

>With valuations for the market, as a whole, near historic highs, buying SPACs at or near NAV can provide a favorable risk/reward. Because the SPAC holds in trust safe securities, its NAV should not deviate too far from $10, given the opportunity for arbitrage there. In other words, the downside may be limited. On the other hand, if investors become enthused about an announced deal, we are seeing SPAC shares trade well above NAV. Of course, as the share price increases above NAV, the cliched margin of safety declines, and the risk becomes more like that of any other stock.

>>50367281
>I actually put some thought into these
Not enough, apparently.

NRDS is total garbage, but it's sitting on a 30% net cash position as a safety net. Quick look at the numbers shows a a potential 10x cashflow if management and SW team expenses were gutted. Revenue growing right now, so perhaps the R/D is justified though. Like many broken SPACs that dumped on retail at the top of the bubble, there's a real business there if you ignore the insane launch valuation. It's just waiting to be taken back private at the right price.
The thing about sites like nerdwallet is that it's entirely based on bidding for google ad space. If clickthrough rates fall, they can bid less. If the economy goes to shit - everyone else is probably bidding less too, so it all evens out.

Realistically though, credit card companies will pay up even MORE for affiliate marketing during recessions. They want those temporarily cash strapped customers.

BX runs funds. They're not taking on much risk themselves. They're also a PE vulture and could cheaply suck up some of the garbage at bottoms in the coming crash. Maybe NRDS?

>>50367439
Do your job and remove the cocks

>>50367505
>Quick look at the numbers shows a a potential 10x cashflow if management and SW team expenses were gutted.
Lol.
>so perhaps the R/D is justified though.
Lol. Do you mean SG&A expenses?
>The thing about sites like nerdwallet is that it's entirely based on bidding for google ad space
>Realistically though, credit card companies will pay up even MORE for affiliate marketing during recessions.

Crunch the numbers for me, try and find out how much NRDS spends on marketing per each customer they take on.

Churn rate is the X factor for NRDS. It's not looking good for them, in terms of churn.

>>50367487
You got 2 hands and a keyboard don't ya? The ruskies program neat shit with even less.

>>50367367
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-14/china-convenes-banks-on-mortgage-boycott-that-s-roiling-markets
It's already begun.

>>50367439
>bavarians
>scots
>white

>>50367527
this is the third time your drunk dumbass has thought im janny
get a grip

>>50367382
Lol I'm whiter than you and I'm Latino

>>50367539
>While it’s not clear how many homebuyers are snubbing repayments, the delayed projects make up about 1% of China’s total mortgage balance, according to Jefferies.

Nothingburger

>>50367547
You can't hide anymore, you've been expoosed

>You can't hide anymore, you've been expoosed

what the fuck is this thread

>>50367505
How much are they spending on marketing, and how much more are they spending on marketing to drive revenue. That is all that matters with these little shitty alternative ap companies.

If you can convince me of that I'll buy for value.

>>50367531
>, try and find out how much NRDS spends on marketing per each customer they take on.

And not just that but something like a derivative of that, not just more but also the rate at which the cost is increasing as more users join.

>>50367605
A bunch of gay men (not me though) coming to terms with their homosexuality.

https://twitter.com/GoldTelegraph_/status/1547626605098389505

EXTREMELY bullish - buy now.

>>50367609
>>50367629
Yep. They are in a very indefensible thin-moat industry. Affiliate marketing is not as valuable as NRDS’ mkt cap suggests

>>50367531
>Lol. Do you mean SG&A expenses?
G&A, yes. I cut marketing back out since it's effectively an operating expense in their case.
They spent 30m on administrative + R&D last quarter. Take it private, gut that expense and just ride the site down over the next few years, and you could conceivably cashflow 400m.

>Churn rate is the X factor for NRDS. It's not looking good for them, in terms of churn.
Churn rate is irrelevant. They run a website that random people click through when it matches their search results for some financial topic. Most people aren't signing up for email spam. They want something specific.
What matters is that they take that traffic from their own sponsored clicks and get a good enough conversion rate passing the customer on to other paid services. Most people visiting nerdwallet clicked through because they're interested, so this is less difficult than some generic blog with embedded ads.

>>50367609
Oh I'm not saying NRDS is a buy. It's total garbage. It's not a short though. There could conceivably be someone out there who wants this shit and the metrics aren't so disgustingly bad that there'd be much upside shorting from here. The cash balance alone provides a hard floor since there's no ownership/jurisdiction risk to prevent a hostile takeover once it reaches net-net status.

If you want an easy short check out AMC.

>>50366992
WTF

>>50367786
That’s called “docking”. You’re not familiar?

That was quite a horrific SMG. Hopfully the next thread will be better

>>50367818
You know it won't

>>50367829
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>>50367717
I already have my short. CAT. After GME I don't touch shorts on any reddit darling. I have exactly one short and one long. But I don't diversify. I wait months for the right opportunity and go all in.

>>50367390
That's right, that is a whore's getup

>>50367316
I'd help take that heavy load off of her.

Can carry the box too.