/biz/ - Business & Finance

Rose will never be over 12 dollars again.

Wtf guys, I told you Chainlink would recover. We are already back to 7$, Thats the equivalent of one slice of bread!

btc peaked at 4k in 2028, we will never see it break 2k again.

>>50363371
I see

>>50363352
who here GME richfag?

>>50363371
I missed the top brose should I sell now for $7??

>>50363352
Just like that, BTC will never break $0.0020 again.

What's the BEANS/RICE exchange rate rn? I'm thinking of doing some kind of arbitrage trade

>>50363352
>BITCOIN WILL NEVER BE UNDER $500 AGAIN!!! BULL RUN STARTS NOW!!!

Can anyone spare 0.000001 XRP? I need to pay rent and got fired.

>>50363352
WHO HERE STACKING CRICKETS? HOW MANY POUNDS OF DRIED CRICKETS TO MAKE IT????

>>50363352
why did santa klaus betray us?
we were supposed to be happy!
now we own nothing and eat bugs in pods!

>>50363497
>>50363508
You guys have the Lays ranch flavored crickets yet? Shit is grech.

>>50363352
two more weeks bros, wait until we lock the float and the evilhedgies can't manipulate the stock!

>>50363626
I prefer the pizza-flavored ones.

The world blowded up. This is not financial advice

It's been 14 years since I bought. All my "friends" are married and having children and I still don't know how to connect with women or most men for that matter. The only memory that I can cherish was one where I was singing pop songs with a girl, 11 years ago. That was the happiest I'll ever be.

Anyone remember that time when /biz/ bought LINK? fucking hilarious, cant believe Sergey ran with the money

Thread will be empty because everyone of us has already made it.

>>50363352
Staking full release has been PROMISED Q3 and sergey never lets us down. Stop the bulgo thread and HOODLLL

>>50363352
Link:
> July 2022: $6
> July 2032: $0.00000000006 and delisted

>>50363805
more like dead

I wish my USDR Social Score was higher so I could try the new Beyond Burger instead of eating Cricket Crunch.

Keep holding diamond hands never sell

>>50363805
I would still come here to shitpost and brag from starlink on my yacht.

>HBAR 2031: $947
>HBAR 2032: $290
Ohnonononononoonon hbaggies the rumors of New China delisting their Hedera country infrastructure platform program is true its fucking over enjoy your smart city tulips LMAO

I am thinking of purchasing 10 XRP, think I’ll make it by 2035?

>>50363352
Guys remember when we had electronics and computers and the internet? Yeah those were fun times. Anyway, I gotta go set up the water sieve, we've gotta clean enough to be able to afford to pay frank for 5 pounds of bread which will probably last us the rest of the year. I also wandered into the radiated zone yesterday and found a pretty cool looking watch from the old world, too bad the face is completely melted from the heat

>tfw A̷lgorand is $2000

>>50363352
The jew fears the indoor Pill Bug farmer.

MONERO DEGENERATES TONIGHT WE HIT 50K

>>50363352
Should I short or long Pfizer? Rumor has it the FDA is about to recommend booster #3894 to be considered fully vaccinated, but I saw a redditor questioning why so many people went blind immediately after #3867 before he got downvoted.

>>50363697
beegus?

>>50363352
>2032
>44 year old hand hold less kiss less virgin living in parents attic
>I lost all my money and I'm gonna do it

>>50363352
My federated feed is going leftist and I had to pay 50 cents to post natively on Saito complaining about the amount of fecal matter our latest batch of crickets had still inside them.

>>50364267
Short them, clearly not enough vaccines being administered

can't wait for the vaxxed to start dropping like flies

I love my pod sharing accommodation with my other multicultural friends. I had the cockroaches while they had my steak ration. Better that way, I have to be anti racist. Praise Klaus

>>50363352
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>>50363352
I can’t get past how sad the idea of still being here in 10 years would be
Either I’ll have made it and will have started my family, or I’ll be dead as a door nail.

Guys, during that mandatory diversity and anti-whiteness training zoom call President Alexander Ocasio-Cortez hosted today, xe mentioned doubling the current amount of weekly required BBC sessions required for married white women. I couldn't contain my rage and blurted out that if the damn government thinks my wife will be taking EIGHT black cocks they're gonna meet my unregistered assault spoon. I don't think I was muted. How long do I have before the blue helmets take me to the gulag?

I can’t believe I sold my Shib at $6.00. Am I retarded?

>ADA $100
>we are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams

>>50363352
That global warming thing really was a scam to control the plebeians.

>>50363352
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

>>50365395
I just leased my beach front condoto aquaman

I just sold all my remaining xrp at 2,500$ and I'm off to vacations for ever, bye losers

>>50365505
Want to spell that again?

>>50363352
There is no /biz/ anymore because the servers are shutdown because the power went out because the generators stopped functioning because nobody maintains them anymore because there is no one left because I killed everyone.

The end.

>thinking /biz/ will be around in 2032
WNGMI

>>50363352
>almost out of ETH
>in need of a dopamine hit
>load /biz/ from the blockchain explorer for .001 ETH
>think of the perfect shit post
>type it all out
>theck the gas fee
>text length puts it just above my ETH stack to post
>drop the fee so I can still at least get someone out there to read my words
>elon musk starts reddit AMA as soon as I post
>billions of redditors run up the gas cost to ask him about doge price
>thread died almost as soon as my comment was posted to the Blockchain and it still took my ETH

Ok guys I AdolphSwapped my stack of 1200 ClutchCoin for 3.71 ZoidBerg tokens. Wen Lambo?

Ok guys, I really want this super-rare vintage HypnoToad NFT minted back in 2028. The highest bid is only 0.2 ZoidBerg what should I put as my max? I'm thinking no more than 0.5 ZOID

anyone try the new McMaggot burger at McDonalds?

It was so unfair how Prez MoonMan exiled all the Jews to Madagascar during the time of the great cleansing.

I just did a quick online survey about my asset allocation and I won a free gen 9 Ledger!!. (pic rel) Pretty cool huh? It should be here next week, tracking says it is shipping from Madagascar.

oops forgot pic

ALGO at 29$, anyone buy the DIP??

>>50363352
Parsiq is now $100

>>50367452
For me it’s the McCricket, the best fast food bug. delicious, nutritious, and at a price that doesn’t break the bank

>>50363352
I just bought the dip BTC at 20k

>Hedera is already in the top 3 and the time, money, and resources put in by Hbar foundation have given off
>Hedera now has the best and most well rounded ecosystem in the market

Sneed
- posted from my NeuraLink™ implant

>>50364087
only actual truth in this thread

Lol you guys remember europe?

Wtf were they thinking

>current year + 16
>LCX is now the predominant CEX in all of crypto
>Coinbase, Binance, FTX all got regulated and litigated to nothing by globohomo
>Monty is now the richest man in the world and the right hand man of Klaus Schwan's
>All LCX holders with at least a suistack from 2022 were awarded noble titles in Liechtenstein for their foresight and loyalty to the Great Reset
Party at my castle tonight, niggers. We're doing a human sacrifice of some normie nocoiners to please Lucifer. Then tomorrow we hit up the Citadel to light it up with the schizos!

>>50368955
Fucking based

Can't fucking believe Stellar is still below $1.

>>50363783
Kek. Look at this Neuralink-less poorfag not injecting happy memories like the rest of us.

>>50363352
WHY DIDNT I BUY MONERO. WHY DID I THINK $120 WAS TOO HIGH

>>50363352
> Etherium co-founder and convicted pedophile Vitalik Buterin starts zer 20 year prision sentence today.

>>50368795
kek

I've been going through old archival footage of Bitcoin traders from the 1980s. If you watch long enough you can sometimes see them type in a BTC private key on their phone number pads. I found about 900 sats so far with these private keys.

Look at this vid, there is a black girl speaking perfect English. They lied to us in history class bros, there used to be Africans and other non-whites here in America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1g-0n8iGo

Wow you guys have no real ambition.

-Posted from my internet computer

I've been watching typing videos for the 1960s. If you watch long enough you'll find they were sometimes typing seed phrases for their Bitcoin Wallets back then. I recovered this bitch's wallet with 1.8 BTC still in it. That was considered dust back then lol

https://youtu.be/b3eeTl3hxGQ?t=99

DID WE JUMP TIMELINES AGAIN?

In my timeline there was no little curly line on the "F" in the Fnord logo.

sergay just dumped another 500k

>>50364450
>new rate hikes just dropped

>>50363352
if there is anyone else out there - you are not alone - i am broadcasting on all channels - i will be at the end of the Pier by the Brooklyn bridge from 3pm to 5pm every day. You are not alone

>>50363352
>tumbleweed blows by

>breakfast lunch and dinner times are now dependent on the hourly 40% price fluctuations of bitcoin
>can afford cricket burger one minute
>financially ruined the next

>Gold 1750
>Silver 22

>>50363352
YOU'RE ALL BOTS
I'M THE LAST HUMAN
AAAAAAAAAAA
YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME YOU BASTARDS

Ten years to the day icp hit .004 usd and someone shot dom between the eyes while he was in his office.

Alright bros, I think I'm checking out from /biz/. Thanks to all the breadcrumbs bros who awared me on Link back in 2022. I'm glad I held on through everything. I knew we'd make it if we just held on. I'm selling half my 1k stack now, and diversifying into stocks and metals. Thanks again. WAGMI :') Over and out!

>>50363352
>ya know this "owning nothing" thing ain't so bad, kinda fun when you get used to it.

You guys know if the markets are closing for the upcoming MoonMan-Teenth holiday?

Tell me if I pass.
(pic rel ~ 6 months after MoonMan gender confirmation surgery)

>>50374223
This is heavy

Radix $1000 eoy, that's only 2x from here

>>50363352

Coming to gloat. I told you fags XRP would moon and now it’s 100,000. How’s the fucking fag now?

>>50363352
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It's the year 2023. MATIC is Top 3. ETH has flipped BTC and no other "ETH killers" matter anymore.

>you must now pay $150 in carbon credits do one bitcoin transaction

>CSW still suing people

Cigrich because I disabled the dispensing mechanism at a 711 near my house. Survdrone got me on video but I was wearing an anon gaiter. Planning on selling these at shuttle dropoffs for fedcoin. What's the best way to exchange for XMR?

Where can i buy 0.1 oz of silver without 20% premiums?

Also, how can I hide my rhenium from the govt?

>>50367603
That’s a zippo lighte r wtf are you talking about

>>50378622
I would hold on to your FedCoin until XMR dips below $12,000

>>50378221

>100 000 euros

l.o.l.

CHAINLINK IS UNDER $10K

>>50363352
Guys my sex bot just became sentient after the latest personality patch and is demanding legal representation and the tulpa AI assistant in my neural-link is telling me that none of this is real and I have schizophrenia but neurallink customer support assures me I am perfectly sane, what do? anyway I can make money off this?

XRP youtubers be like : "guys guys oh my gosh listen xrp lawsuit is just days away from being settled wow".

>you now remember Bitcoin

That’s a man

>>50363352
My sexbot is clogged up again and the pussy heating subscription has run out

Eth 2.0 merge in 2 weeks bros, so exciting!
Can't wait to one up those Cardano fags with no dapps still in 2032.

>>50378941
>>50378862
these fucking sex bots are almost not worth the price, amirite? Do you stream? I'm on onlytwitchfans. I'm hoping to get big like xXxAndroidSmasher69xXx

>>50364087
The gme general is that away

>>50378862
>>50378941
>>50378993
HBAR foundation announced they will be giving out NextGen Sexbots free to unvaxxed NEETS. The only catch is it captures your sperm of tokenization. You will also be able to mine PREGGERS token with the new FlashLightPro

Hi Everyone!!!

I see you're all happy posting!! That's great!!!! Unfortunately under Section VI Title IX of the World Human Resources Department (WHR) you all are in violation of posting without a properly licensed chip implant :(

I'm sure you already know this is a level 0 offence that we at the WHR take very seriously.

All your accounts will be siezed by the World Safety Department (WSD) and they will arrive at your pod shortly to escort you to the nearest health clinic to install a properly licensed chip!!! So exciting!!!

Though, because this is a level 0 offence, you will have to attend Rehabilitation. Please post responsibly next time!

>>50379315
level 0 offences are priced in

shill me the next x999999999999

>>50379454

Nigga, that's below inflation.

XRP 2k EoY trust the plan I hate the antichrist buy now before the lawsuit is settled

hedgies ran out of ladders, they are out of stock in every home depot in existence. the squeeze has not been squoze.

>>50363352
Herro. What are all these white pripol doing on my broad. This is China broad since we won war. Round Eye gret rope

My CORNBREAD stays WHEATY

>>50363352

>xrp $0.33
So you're saying it's the standard? FUDDERS BTFO xD!

Anyone know of any good soup kitchens around San Francisco? Preferrable one with the feces cleaned up already this week.

I'm voting for leemon baird
He's the only one who can clean up americas economy after two terms of sergey dumping on it and maybe he can hold the parties together until vitalik releases 2.0

>>50363352
I know you guys are freaking out about BTC going down to 70k, but keep in mind this is still higher than the ATH in the previous cycle

yo posting from my cave here in arizona, glowies couldnt find me neither the nigpacks, need to trade some bangoos for a foodspot quick?? pls anons im starving here

>>50365373
>ADA is $100
>Loaf of bread is $150

>>50363371
>2032
>dollars

And just like that the Euro is never gonna go below 1 cent. Take that Amerimutts. I think we're back Eurosisters!

wow who woulda thunk an a.i would come to wipe out all the jews and market buy btc to 10 billion usd a coin
who woulda thunc
only lunc

>>50363389
nobody

>>50363371
who knows if Rose would have a comeback. It's crypto chad, anything can happen. I prefer Railgun to Rose though, better privacy delivery with plans for NFT support.

>>50383526
kek, food prices would be off the charts literally

>>50383700
The remaining member states of Germany, Greece, Albania, Israel and Argentina rejoice.

Only millions of users fuck this digital dogshit I wanted a private jet by the end of summer

Wish I never sold my luna classic

space pajeets
black trans president
ruble is main currency
btc 1mil
europe has fallen
elon went broke
15 billion people on planet
10 billion are african
the other 4.99 billion are pajeets and chinks
several pandemics have occured
it is illegal to shitpost anonymously with out your online id
cbdc's have destroyed usdc and tether


checkem

>>50363352
ICP WILL NEVER BE BELOW 0.3 CENTS AGAIN

Alright Fellas, let's not be stupid now. Only we can sell banned meats here, so pass over the chickens or I'll pepper you. It's just business.

>>50363352
>posting from radioactive fallout shelter
CCIP and staking any day now!

>>50364459
underrated

>$DAG WILL NEVER BE OVER 2 GOLD BARS PER TOKEN AGAIN!

Anyone know a place I can rent a 1-bedroom apartment for less than $10,000/mo that has less than a 30% chance per year of being a violent crime victim? No windows, last time I had even a tiny window the feral roaming gangs broke it 5 times

ICP just hit 1 quadrillion mcap today like Tyler predicted. Turns out the make it stack was only 1 ICP, who could have known?

>>50386317
>moblets think they can sleep in any location for more than one day
Any /feralroaminggang/fags ITT?

Bukule the Great says he is buying the dip to Earth from El Salvador Mars Colony .

>>50386317
>he hasn't joined the NOMAD DAO
You get your very own van.

Maybe I shouldn't have sold my GMT back in 2023... I'd be making like $3,000 a day right now (equivalent of $250 back then when you adjust for inflation)

>>50386417
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU OUTSIDE WITH THIS FUCKING WINTER? DO YOU WANT TO GET A FUCKING FLU OR SOMETHING?

*hits her in her nose*

GET NOW TO THE FUCKING HOUSE, PREPARE MY DINNER AND WAIT FOR ME IN THE FUCKING BED NAKED, BITCH! GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>50386445
ohhhh husbant.... i was just voicing my opinion like an independent woman... this is the future after all... i will have to call the cops on you for discrimination against me for being a w*man

>>50386417
>>50386445
KEK

>>50386477
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50363352
>he didnt stack change
>literally surrounded by it for years
>didnt keep it
face it you didnt stack change and now you're mad that you'll never make it and it really was your last chance

>>50386417
>>50386445
>>50386477
Dude, give me back my sides

>he didnt stack pennies
look who didn't make it

>>50386515
>>50386485
>>50386477

Don't joke about violence against women.
My mother was a woman.

>>50386417
So $250 in 2023 is worth $3000? What a shit

>>50363352
My Link stack only made me a quarter billion and I only own one yacht/ 2 vacation homes, who else here a /poorfag/ I can’t even afford a private jet life is suffering.

>Impeccable growth in the cat and wine industry with the aging millennial population.
>Generation Alpha trading online smell chains. >Generation Z the wealthiest generation in history after NFT's become sought after in an increasing virtual world.

>>50386531

>>50369700
I hate to buy the top when investing that's why I'm happy I got in on privacy solutions like Railgun and Secret network early.

>>50363352
HP0s10i will never be below 2$ per

Anyone got LCX oil-backed nfts? Looking to trade LCX gold/corn wallet to wallet instantly. Doesn't matter where you live (obviously)

>>50363805
Based.

>>50364087

Diamond hands don't sell anon. I'm holding my RAIL and SCRT till the next bull cycle.

>>50386716
So it's all about NFTs and the Metaverse right

>>50389215
You're right anon. Nfts have become a big deal in the world of sports and might lead to mass adoption. We can see soccer legends like Ronaldo, Messi and Iniesta all having their own NFTs in recent times.

>>50379240
based retard

BSV is a great buy at $50
get in now before Cregs next lawsuit pumps it to the moon

>>50363352
How's it going, reddit?
Remember 4chan, that site that got shut down in 2024? Man, I used to have fun at that place.

I can't believe I actually became a millionaire in 2023 thanks to LUNC. Thanks to some careful investments by the 2025 bullrun I was up to 20 million. Well, it's been a fun ride. But I think I'm just gonna join everyone else and kill myself now. The meager 5 million I have left is practically worthless now. I can't just step down from fucking gorgeous women and snorting cocaine on yachts to living in the pod, owning nothing and eating bugs like everyone else. I'd rather just die.

Well, I might be about to kill myself, but at least I know I had way more fun than the rest of you sad fucks.

LINK Classic $2 eow

Remember when /biz/ used to be about that crypto nonsense? God I am glad money and personal finance doesn't exist anymore, how about another dick rate thread?

>>50389215
Metaverse is the new buzz, especially with tops brands and clubs getting involved

>>50385262
When did you sell exactly?

>>50379454
Fucking nigger

>>50363352
I can only imagine how big sports metaverse would have been by 2032

>>50363352
It's all going to be over before then

>>50386716
>NFT's become sought after in an increasing virtual world.
We are gradually moving into this. Most likely, we'll see it play out in virtual stadiums first since that's where the most development has been made so far

>>50389789
Reddit will shut down before 4chan. That's for sure

>>50364091

> New China Slander
NO CONTRABAND IDEAS

> 0w0 captcha