/biz/ - Business & Finance

reply to this post or ur PENIS will stop working

sorry chud the dump was CANCLED

>>50360475

>>50360456
i had to fall to lose it all

@50360475

GAYSEX BROS took another ass pounding today

>>50360475
AAAAAAA NO NOT MY PENIS I NEED IT FOR GAYSEX

>>50360475
Rude.

Bottom if dubs

Which one of you chuds reported my last video!?!? Do I need to put an even more brutally Jewish curse on the markets? I'll fucking do it! I'll tank SPY below $300. ILL SACRIFICE BAGGOT'S GOOKFU GO MOLOCH IF I HAVE TO!! IS THAT THE FATE YOU WANT BAGGOT TO DEAL WITH!!!!!????

We are not in a bear market. Bear markets do not and cannot exist. Bear markets are a crypto invention.

>>50360475
SHIGGY
D
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G
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China housing crisis

Bear Case:
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4522513-weekly-commentary-revisiting-the-bursting-china-bubble

Bull Case: https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202207/1270467.shtml

Schizoid case: https://www.happierabroad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32866

Additional news:
https://www.straitstimes.com/business/property/chinas-housing-pain-set-to-continue-after-sales-bottom

https://news.am/eng/news/708324.html

https://www.ntd.com/china-bank-scandal-protest-turns-violent_807146.html

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/china-s-perfect-plan-to-revive-housing-market-draws-skeptics-1.1784680

This has been a problem people saw coming since the 00s. Remains to be seen if government can print their way out of it without fucking up the exchange rate.

>>50360535
maybe the AI in YT could have read your notecards.

>>50360535
jannie on this nigga ass no cap

>>50360548
How tf can Biden be so lucky? How can China slip on a banana right when America is spreading it’s ass hole open for third worlders to butt fuck it into obscurity?

>>50360535
>I'll fucking do it! I'll tank SPY below $300.
Please do I need to slurp up

Holy shit, BHS popped off 25% today

Always 2 fucking threads edition

>>50360475
fuck you

>>50360535
What does Baggie have to do with this? Gookfu’s mom is dying because her brain is broken. Just leave ‘em alone . I’ll fix myself and you can come after me. I’m big and strong!

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

What the hell happened?

>>50360597
Too bad we can't delete threads anymore

>>50360576
Like I said remains to be seen. Everyone over there was predicting the end of china back in 11 when half the buildings we empty and just being used as investments no one wanted or could afford to live in. The end ever showed up.

>>50360576
>Biden
>lucky
Anon...
It was all coordinated. Do you really think that the desert jews aren't in cahoots with the yellow jews?

>>50360611
Imagine betting on China.

>>50360556
I DONT CARE IF ITS AI IT NOT!! SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PAY (pic related)

>>50360475
I want my penis to keep functioning

Would you look at that, bobos get euphoric and the market pumps.

>>50360576
they are one of the same. the current team is irrelevant.

>>50360631
I don’t know what to think anymore. Can’t we just get this civil war kicked off already, I’m tired of the theatrics.

>>50360610
dox *

I'm going to throw my whole paycheck on 0dte options tomorrow. What is my best play?

>>50360475
Fuxk immunity dog has nothing on this one.

>>50360610
So you're willing to sacrifice your bussy in place of the gookfu? An honorable action anon.

>NASDAQ up 0.03%
>Mumus losing their shit

>>50360685
Do 7dte and aim for a massive rally sometime next week. They need an exit pump

>>50360662
I don't think a civil war will solve anything.
Goys fighting goys will only amount to jews getting even more power over the surviving goyim.
What the world needs is a real hall of cost.

>>50360475
Fucked my wife this morning. Pretty sure that's kid #4. I just sense it

>>50360659
China and the US are the same thing? I’ve thought this before, but I’m starting to think our leadership is genuinely incompetent and elderly.

*snibs the tip of rockers penis off*
Oops, nothing personal sport.

>>50360475
fk u

>>50360694
Wait, are you saying gookfu has a bussy? She’s a he???

>>50360736
>*snibs the tip of rockers penis off*
A whole quarter-inch.

>>50360716
Who said I wanted to fight other goys, anon?

>>50360634
I would paper bag her. She has an excellent body and perfect tits. I imagine she has the old gook lady bad breath curse too.

>>50360731
the post-2008 economic messes they made, whilst different, are one of the same thing and will play out badly for both. the us and china are not the same but the financial orthodoxy that underpins both (and every country) are similar and essentially keynsian/monetarist.

>>50360659
I'm leaning to this too. If the cold war was a genuine battle between two ruling classes then this definitely isn't like that. China and the US are way too intertwined by trade to ever meaningfully do anything like that, even long term I don't see it happening.

Im thinking about buying one or two apartments (or one small house) to rent them out, if Im lucky they will be paid off when Im in my 60s or early 70s. Now I know what you're thinking but I dont want to do this for myself but for my future children and grandchildren. I want that they have it easier in life than me.

now to my question,
because I wont know if my kids will turn out to be idiots, how do I legally prevent them from selling the apartments (or house) as soon as Im dead. Im too scared of the thought of them seeing what I left behind as "quick money" and then just return to being rentoids, fucking the next generation over.

>>50360776
you're an asshole

When the market is retarded, sitting on the sidelines is a good thing.

Banged my mistress last night. Pretty sure that's kid #2. I just sense it.

>>50360750
Oops, cats out of the bag I guess

>>50360808
>TFW I just took a short position on gookfu's oral hygiene, and went long on those tits.

crude bounced hard off my meme line

>>50360815
Excuse me sir, that's my wife you just posted. I'll give you a pass this one time but please refrain in the future

>>50360772
Do you really think civilians can even get close enough to the jews in power to harm them?
You'd have to go through entire armies of brainwashed goyim before that.

>>50360815
>>50360868
wtf we have two john rockers now?

>>50360804
I know for cash/stocks, a trust fund would be the answer, but something like a house is tricky. Might be something you'll (unfortunately) have to talk to a lawyer about

>>50360851
kek

>>50360815
MODS

>>50360890
>Do you really think civilians can even get close enough to the jews in power to harm them?

>>50360776
if you want to be happy, living a king's life
never make a pretty woman your wife

Also don't make me defend tripfags.

>>50360895
This place has always been full of faggots

>>50360611
seriously wtf

>>50360815

>>50360705
lots of mumus circling around the market. they are looking for human flesh instead of black berries!

Bought JNUG at 27 and DFEN at 13.5 today. If you weren't bullish on war and gold at 52 week lows I don't know what to tell you other than you are a dumb faggot.

>>50360868
>Excuse me sir, that's my wife you just posted
How did your wife end up in my /biz/ folder?

Also fuck you janny tranny it's SFW eat a dick nigger.

>>50360576
China is fucked. Demographics are a killer. Plus you know, being souless copy machines as far as ingenuity

CAN WE JUST FUCKING DUMP PLEASE? WE'RE STILL NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE LOW FROM A FEW WEEKS BACK

>>50360981
THE CRAB WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES

>>50360685
Do not do that tomorrow. Options expy is mass fuckery and will likely end flat. As other anon said, open some next week 7DTE I’d you feeling gambly

>>50360968
Jannies draw the line at lewd posting another man's wife. See you in 3 days. You could have avoided this

>>50360979
>China is fucked. Demographics are a killer.
China is full of minorities though

Took some losses today but i think its priced in tomorrow and we'll be green monday.
I bought this Hulky during the dip. Only paid $1488 for it

>>50360868
Hololive sucks.

What if they are trying to force a bottom and make people think the market will stop crashing. The past several days in a row now the market takes a dump then slowly crabs up to just at the previous day close.

>>50360866
Court of the Short King?

>>50360634
Why is a 50 year old man posting pictures of his wife on the internet?

>>50360473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingle_mail

Gaysex bros
>"I am concerned by the scale and spread of the virus," World Health Organization Director Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said Wednesday.

>>50361037
MM or dealers not wanting to get bent over in paying out on all the puts they’ve written. Bc if 3700 goes, all the puts payout bigly.

>>50361037
People slurping the dip in anticipation of QE resumption.

>>50360475
fu

>>50361027
>mumei
Jesus, how are you not constantly embarrassed with your own atrocious taste? You are like one of those people who paint their house a deep purple. You couldn't choose worse without having legit mental illness

>>50361027
Oh really? Watch this and try to tell me it sucks. Don't @ me, I already know you'll love it.

https://youtu.be/u91vIeRQGhI

>>50360475
AH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

much like my hairline, the economy is in a recession

I exclusively listen to nightcore remixes of 2000-2010's pop music while making investment decisions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2KgPZ2Neo

>>50360630
>the end ever showed up
It's happening right now. China can post "10% growth a year" all they want it doesn't matter if people are screeching and shitting all over the streets and refusing to comply because their real estate went to zero.

The obnoxious failure with westerners is that they are fucking naive as shit. Even when they lie to each other, they assume chinese charles would never do that to them even though the chinese are widely accepted as liars. The Chinese have been lying about their economic growth for the past 10 years.

>>50360475
Scully he said my penis would stop if I didn't reply...what choice did I have?

>>50361088
$10,000 for plugs.
Or just buy a wig.

>>50361078
Mumei eats dog food, she's the perfect gf if you want to make her walk on all fours and slobber peanut butter off your nuts like a dog.

There has never been a bear market
We only know bull markets
The bull market is here to stay
It's all we know

>>50361078
Mumei is great though. Midwestern girl that is into metal and has odd fetishes. What's not to like

>>50361143
Can you confirm this? Petplay would be a valuable excuse, and i would certainly start trying to dox her in an attempt to lure her to my cock with a milkbone

Picrelated aged well

>>50360979
It's not that big of an issue like china replaces are factories with higher tech so robots do the producing anyways.
Japan never had immigration or anything they too replaced lot of stuff with robots and right now balance for workers is pretty good, the falling demographics seem to be a meme mostly there is no big need for human labor now or especially in the future

>>50361151
Bears are stomach full now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drv_tfMjN4w

Silver fang not meme anime btw, it's mostly real stuff. In japan especially mountain side they are absolutely FILLED with bears especially they love human hiking tracks!

>>50361101
post moar

Hopefully i can sell some puts tomorrow.

>>50360804
Trust fund. I'm not sure but I believe the way it works is that a holding company owns the house and pays into a trust fund. Btw, def buy the house and not the apartments because the association fees for condos is ridiculous.

>>50361199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CE9nET6hmA

>>50361185
She loves to talk about how she tastes her dog's treats before giving them to her, just to see if they're good.

>>50361168
>English speaking vtuber
I have more respect for furries. That's a bottom of the barrel shit taste you have there

JP Morgan Chase

JPMorgan announced earnings per share of $2.76 on revenue of $30.72B. Analysts polled by Investing.com anticipated EPS of $2.94 on revenue of $31.82B.

The company has temporarily suspended its stock buybacks as it builds capital to meet higher requirements set as a result of its recent stress test.

https://m.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/jpmorgan-earnings-revenue-miss-in-q2-2847191

Morgan Stanley

Earnings of $1.39 per share vs $1.53 of estimate of analysts surveyed by Refinitiv

Revenue of $13.13 billion vs $13.48 billion estimate

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/14/morgan-stanley-ms-2q-2022-earnings-.html

SPY to 360 tomorrow is bullish

>>50360475

>>50361232
thank u anon, just drank my pre workout gonna lift heavy to this

>>50360475

Just got called today, a competitor is offering me a job that. They're offering salary plus commission that results in roughly a 50% pay raise. I'll be getting paid vacation, sick days, health, dental, and vision. Not only were there personal references who told them to contact me, but a handful of clients over the years who got tired of our offices, bosses, and other employees shit told them to contact me. I think I'm finally making it.

Feels good to have a stock that will 10x. God damn life is good. Wife is healthy and beautiful, its summer time, I just gotta do some cardio. Damn weight lifting is making too big. Just buy SIGA, its that easy

>>50361270
The fuck only to 360 by year end? How much of a soft landing do they think this shit will be lmao. We are literally going to hit that in the next month or two at the latest

>>50360475
no

>>50361270
Priced in

I just bought 40 shares of SQQQ

>>50361317
Good job anon
I guess you're the whole who I passed on my good vibes to, since my life has been going backwards lately. Congrats, and don't waste it

>>50361270
Kek mumus btfo

>>50361349
wtf... I meant to type:
>"I guess you're the one who..."
I think I might have brain damage

>>50361349
I'll try to pass them back friendo

>futures

>>50361385
Please don't, I had my fun already

>>50361255
>>50361270
Uh oh stinky, looks like the Goy Reserve is going to have to slurp some more even though they can't stop it.

>>50361270
they're constantly wrong though

>>50361299
kino

Not as kino as Cobalt Magnet 22 though. Don't look up what that is. It doesn't exist. Don't ask why three states have made PSAs for a "nuclear" (radiological) attacks. It won't be an explosive device, it will be an RDD.
>https://pastebin.com/cH1W0TXn

where will the stock market be in 2045

>>50361397
Futures have not once been accurate in the past 20 sessions

>>50361347
get ready to eat bugs

I love to watch the desperation of gold bugs on twitter babbling every week about capitulation and generational buying opportunity in an environment they have been warning about for two decades, claiming only gold and silver would save you, and now they are holding the bags like the rest of the market while the dollar they hate so much jumps from all time high to all time high.

>>50361270
Holy shit this is so bullish

>>50361270
>Fed raises rates
Bullish! We reach the terminal Federal Funds Rate faster, which means we start cutting and QE faster!
>S&P goes down
Bullish! That means we reach the bottom faster, which means we start going up again faster!
>Banks miss earnings
Bullish! If they suck hard enough, maybe they'll get bailed out!
>All of the above happen
Bullish! Bad things are good!
>None of the above happen
Bullish! Good things are good!

>>50361442

>>50361442
In Puerto Rico

>>50361326
>Feels good to have a stock that will 10x.
>SIGA

Lol at all these earnings coming up from companies that are highly relevant to the economy. Literal land mine field for mumu’s.

If I manage to somehow get fucked buying GOOG at open tomorrow I will be fully convinced that I'm being targeted by the market jews

>>50361483
yeap it's the demise of dollar part that is specially hilarious what gold bugs been yelling decades

>>50361504
Lol wait until unemployment goes to shit again

>>50361503
What is the bear case for SIGA you cat posting poorfag?

>>50360475

>>50361485
Accurate.

Sister WTFWT?!

>>50360475
I’m just hedging for tonight

>green futures
See you tomorrow,mumu

>>50360475
>reply to this post or ur PENIS will stop working
I honestly don't care if it stops working. Other than pissing, I never use it anyway. I don't expect to ever use it again

>you nerds forgot how to make money

What does 100% inflation mean?

my 20 dollar bill is now worth zero??

>>50361595
No that means prices have doubled, so your $20 bill is now worth $10

>>50361595
It's worth 20 cents.

>>50361595
Your dollars expired worthless.

>>50361549
There isn’t one. That’s why people are mad.

>green futes
yep the golden melt up commences now

>soxl is $11
>soxl is $12
>soxl is $13
>soxl is $14
>you are here
>soxl is $15
>soxl is $150
>soxl is $1500
>soxl is $15000
>soxl is $150000 (post split)
>$1,500,000 is soxl (the fiat flippening)

>>50360475
faggot

>>50361485
Exactly, it's not even worth discussing shit with permabull schizos because they will twist everything to be bullish.

>>50360630
>Everyone over there was predicting the end of china back in 11 when half the buildings we empty
Those people are retards. China builds in anticipation of demand.

>>50361680
Stop being anti semetic.

>>50361677
I thought you guys were shilling siga
Back to soxl again?

>>50361485
Yeah I'm thinkin we're back

>>50361575
Golden Panda Run starts in a little less than 4 hours.

>>50361698
Soxl trannies are not the SIGA gaysex bros.

>>50361677
>SOXL @ 14 dollars

>>50361739
>it’s like he doesn’t want to buy low and sell high
Not all of us are bagholding. Some of us bought today

Look at that dildo.

>>50361213
My nigga

>>50361760
>Not all of us are bagholding
True but I just know some of you tards bought at $60+

>>50361760

>>50361760
i am such a bull that i literally can not fathom the idea of shorting. like fundamentally how does it work?

>>50361213
>>50361774
Based.

>>50361485
Yep. The bulltard way is to literally just guess one way until you're right. And bull tards act all smug now after a few green days, despite having been wrong for 8 months.

>>50361774
Bought em today so im chilling

>>50361620
>Please mr. government sir if you would be so kind as to allow me to roll out my dollars, I'm positive the fed rate hikes will fix inflation any day now!

>>50361549
That it's a slower spreading disease than covid and that cases can be cured as quickly as they arise after a much smaller ramp up in treatment capacity.

>>50361760
literally me. though i sold my earlier position which was down 50% but that doesn't count anymore. i'm starting fresh with low prices and that's my truth

>>50361821
What did he mean by this?

>>50361809
>like fundamentally how does it work?
You buy when it's high and sell when it's low. Given you motherfuckers love to buy high and sell low, shorting would be perfect for you.

>>50361848
> cases can be cured as quickly
You might want to fact check that. Yes its slow, but its out of Africa and will be endemic to the world. Sorry bucko, but your fud is fake and gay

>>50360815
When the market acts retarded you buy. When the market makes sense you save. Regardless DCA or suffer the fate of the "If only I bought instead of holding cash" gang.

>>50361887
No I'm not going to do that, enjoy your bags.

>>50361878
Well, it wouldn't be the first humanity-crippling burden to come from Africa! (but you're still wrong, and it won't even approach the same order of magnitude as covid)

Oil barons did we buy the generational top

>>50361935
Do we have to post the NTI simulation again?

I know someone checked
Cause king mumu he don't miss
Now two weeks passed
I'm back on my grind
I can't waste no time

>>50361868
yes but what is "getting bought" here? i dont get it. if you bought btc at 60k and then sold at 30k you would be at a loss how is that shorting?

>>50361821
How much for these kind of prostitutes?

>>50360826
absolute based, good for you man

>>50361960
I don't care about sensationalized mainstream headlines, and neither should you. All I care about is the case count, and how it compares to a truly rapid-spreading disease like covid. And mpox is spreading at 0.3% the speed of covid. Yes, 0.3%. I see no reason to believe any company will do a 10x as a result of this disease.

We will never have a single red day ever again from this point on

Bought more C and rolled more into SWPPX today. (again). Hey when a gift presents itself you never hesitate. People who didn't strike in march 2020 whined afterward "Why didn't I drop in a mega load when I had the chance" Well now your getting march 2020 redux only this time it's more drawn out (kinda) giving you more time to drop in loads at will.

SOXL is headed to $4

then getting delisted

>>50362063
I wonder how young she was when he.. started

>>50362156
It says right there,4 years old

>>50362134
>Well now your getting march 2020 redux only this time it's more drawn out (kinda) giving you more time to drop in loads at will.
BULL BROS AT THE READY!

>>50362134
pay back your $18k loan

>>50361848
Cured with what exactly, anon?

>>50362146
>SOXL gets delisted
>the next day the American Semi Conductor boom begins

>>50362182
>>50362134
It's going lower(keep buying though) we haven't even priced in the recession which the market agrees is 30% down. Depending on where you stand we are close but not there yet or it means 30% down from precovid highs (this is the one I believe.)

>>50362071
>TFW you were here for the generational bottom

>>50362134
the pain has not even begun

>>50360475
Cunt

>>50362254
>tfw you bought the generational bottom

>>50362134
Based divvie boomer

tonight, the euro

>>50362252
>we haven't even priced in the recession which the market agrees is 30% down.
How come hasn't this been priced in yet? Why can't brokers sell their stock?

>>50362257
what do you know that the market doesn't?

>>50362248
Cured with siga. The point is that siga will not have to scale up production 10x or anything like that, due to the slowness of the disease. They will be able to meet demand with much lower growth. Will it go up? Sure, maybe. Will it go up enough to be worth my time? Doubt it.

FUCK

META is stupidly cheap but I can't tell how Zuckerberg wants to make money. This kike can't even monetize WhatsApp.

>>50362308
too much happiness. also google knows more than anyone and they are splitting the stock gaining goy liquidity

>>50362330

>>50360475
ok

>>50362319
CLF tranny is that you?

>>50362330
I really can't tell is META is going bankrupt soon or if this is a good time to buy

>>50362366

FUCK!!!!!

>>50362035
>yes but what is "getting bought" here?
Learn how shorting works instead of asking me. There's literally tons of free learning materials on Investopedia. You are essentially selling a share you don't own. Jew magicks.

>>50362330
If you add ads to WhatsApp it'll slowly get replaced by something else.

>>50362359
TikTok takes all your users.
Apple locks you out of app data.
Google does ads better than you.

WHERE IS THE BULL CASE YOU LIZARD FUCK?

Is golf a good personal investment?

>>50362319
single day expiries are you crazy?

>>50362319

>>50362380
4 more years!

>>50361868
>You buy when it's high and sell when it's low
no you dont. you sell it when its high and buy it back when its low

>>50362409
Nah the new business social quasi sport activity is cycling. Skiing if you're in a winterfag zone.

>>50361938
Are you nuts? JOE BIDEN is going to Saudi Arabia.

Biden.

The saudis just announced they'll be joining the anti western brics who are looking to replace the us dollar, and saudis themselves already hinted at replacing the dollar after Biden offended them previously, and the day before he shows up they announce this re-alignment. It's going to be a diplomatic snubbing of epic proportions even if he doesn't manage to fuck it up by brining gifts of baccon a funkopop Muhammed and whiskey, or something equally embarrassing. Maybe he'll trip and break the black stone in mecca.

I wouldn't be supprised if they left him at the airport and with a note saying the Saudis are going to halt all production oopsies.

>>50362366
>CLF tranny
>>50362319
he's gona fucking lose it all isn't he. never be a woman; never be a trader

>>50362437
>Nah the new business social quasi sport activity is cycling.
>wife and I just bought new bikes
HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

>>50362330
I never liked FB because Zuckerberg is a textbook case of a dude who lucked into success. Fb was not the deliberate product of a business mastermind. It was a retarded piece of software made for trolling purposes, that took off. Now zuckerberg is grasping at straws with the metaverse shit because he does not know what he is doing, and never has.

>>50362289
They can but that won't shake out retail and dumb money. For the stock market their current goal is to shake out as much shitty investments, weak hands, and options as possible. They have literally stated the lights won't get turned back on until then.

>>50362315
>Cured with siga.
Thank you, anon. I’ll send you a postcard from Saturn.

>>50362319
Yeah, those are tough days. You can make it through 'em, cowboy.

>>50362480
Best of luck. Use as much leverage as you can.

>>50362434
Don't, that makes mustard gas

>>50362455
Interesting take. Is this the reason I don't see any business synergy between Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, and Oculus?

>>50362450
This is is top tier comedy, friend. Truly top notch.

>>50362563
Yep. The mindless acquisitions of a man with a shitload of capital and no idea how to grow a business other than accidently tripping and falling into a runaway train.

Sirs there is a new COVID wave happening right now with the BA.5 variant.
Please wear a mask while posting.
Please panic.
Please lock down.
Please respond.

>>50362563
>Oculus
Is this the only reason their doing metaverse? To justify this purchase?

>"people" itt are celebrating a -.5% day

kek

Soon.

HIGHER THAN EXPECTED INFLATION - VIX MUTED
HIGHER THAN EXPECTED INFLATION AGAIN - VIX MUTED
EUR/USD PARITY BROKEN - VIX MUTED
MARIO DRAGHI STEPS DOWN - VIX MUTED
IF TOMORROW THE VIX REMAINS MUTED, I FEAR WHAT THE WEEKEND WILL BRING
NEWS OUT OF CHINA ISN'T SO GOOD

>>50362524
>>50362519
>>50362494
>>50362480
>>50362461
Paid ebook leak

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Unzip the file
Install java if you already don't have it installed on your PC
Run the client.jar file
Wait for the RuneScape private server load
Create an account (no email needed)
Click on the vote button on the right hand bottom corner
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Each vote gives you $5, after voting 10 times you will have $50 that you can cash out to BTC, PayPal or your Payeer account.
Repeat this process every 12 hours
An easy $100 per day

>>50360475
FUCKING FAGGOT I CAN'T FIND MY IMMUNITY DOGGO

>>50362674
I think so. I genuinely think zuckerberg has some kind of inferiority complex around being an accidental billionaire. It would explain his extremely uncomfortable and insecure demeanor. He just bought these companies aimlessly, and now is mashing concepts together in an attempt to convince himself he actually is some kind of visionary.

>Get work email
>Corporate scam asking if we'd like to buy mouth shields for the next wave of Corona
>Check who it's from
>"Young Sohn"

>>50360456
you can see tesla stock really took off when i moved to that apartment in dunwoody where they started stealing my semen on an industrial scale to sell it through tesla. i moved there after helene kicked me out of the condo i was renting from her when i could no longer pay rent after she got me fired from my job at georgia tech by telling sick and malicious lies about me. this issue of my semen being tesla's real cash cow is why tesla had like 3 or 4 general counsels quit in one year: they found out what tesla's real business model is and got out of there, asap. all of those billions elon is reaping off his stock come from selling my stolen semen. that's also why tesla encountered "surprise model 3 production delays" due to "certain parts being made by hand" when i became homeless in 2017: they could no longer suck the scum out of the drain in my sink and it fucked up their business model. also, the reason tesla started charging more for "black paint" after i started to grow my hair out is because they were selling gm-ed black haired babies grown from my stolen semen for a premium.

>>50362621
You're being a bit unfair. It's inherently hard to keep everyone using one communication platform, especially when it comes to what's fashionable among all demographics, mainly flipant youths. Buying the competition is about the best he could do in a fad based business like that. It's like trying to remain president by popular vote forever, or trying to remain the #1 tv show for 20 years, because the business depends upon ubiquitous use amoung all your social acquaintances and the number of common users.

Meta is stupid but he can't buy out tiktok, so he's run out of room.

is mannarino always like this? he sounds like he's spent too much time on /pol/

I'm starting to think that bears won't manage to push the markets down much more this year. And there's always the possibility of a fed pivot and massive melt up. I'll be a lot more careful with shorting from now on.

YEAAAAAAAAAH BUDDY
SEMICONDUCTOR BULLRUN LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOTHING'S STOPPING THIS CHIP TRAIN
CHUGGA CHUGGA WOO WOO
TSMC ER SUPREEEEEEEEEEEEME

>>50362790
Great post. Very insightful.

>>50362808
no, 2022 has really gotten to him

>>50362809
Imagine the smell of this room on a hot summer day.

Anyone else take about 5 shits a day? Big shot gun blast shits.

>Novavax (nvax) gets cleared by FDA to be a vaccine
>Drops 26%

LMAO

>>50362702
draghi has been priced in for forever. he was the number one share price for next euro leader out on predictit for months.

>>50362681
Nervous crab is my least favorite crab. I don't mind apathy crab so much. Like a 2016 kind of crab. This nervous crab has the threat of sharp break in either direction with enough volume to make me cut loss if I'm on the wrong side. That is not optimal.

>>50362819
what's odd is that he goes on these end of world rants and then says he's all in on JEPI

>>50362563
There was synergy between Facebook and Instagram in the mid 2010s but everyone hated it so they dialed it back some. Distressingly, it revealed the fact that young people hated their core product and were moving to Instagram to get away from it.
Zuckberg deserves his victory lap for making a XangSpacester that retards and your aunt could use. He intentionally did his part to make the internet cancerous years before the smartphone boom, but yes, for the most part it was lucking into lock-in and holding onto it with copy+crush tactics for 20 years.

>>50360456
hey guys how do i short countries, i have a good feeling I need to buy a lot of shorts tomorrow for next week

>>50362870
YANG

>>50361852
your truth has a giant hot cheeto shit stain in its calvins.
was off all day, anyone hear whats up with sbsw? it's been chilling in my watchlist forever and it took a big shit today.

>>50362850
>he's all in on JEPI
That's it? That's his only play?

>>50362768
Kek how embarrassing

Is there ANY long term plays to be made right now besides cash? I'm considering letting my whole portfolio settle and cash out before it gets any more blood on the floor.

>(Reuters) - Nomura expects major developed market central banks to start cutting interest rates next year as inflation eases and expected recessions linger, with peak rates expected to be hit this year.
>The Japanese bank's economists expect the U.S. Federal Reserve rate hikes to peak at 3.50-3.75% in February next year, despite an expected recession starting in the fourth quarter.

>>50362797
Maybe, but I think you're being a bit too permissive. A business is not just a matter of maintaining popularity of the same product for an extended period of time. It's about innovation and mutating the product in profitable ways. How could zuckerberg have mutated facebook? I don't know, if I knew that, I would be a CEO. But what I do know is that zuckerberg failed to do do. Facebook is toxic, abrasive cancer that no one likes anymore, and when I log in once every six months, I see half my friends list is deactivated users.

>>50362839
wrong
https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/7636/Which-of-these-10-European-leaders-will-leave-office-next

>>50362870
you buy credit default swaps. or if there is a country specific ETF you can short it / buy puts.

>>50362903
yep. he says he's only buying one thing here. which is contradictory to everything he says up until this point. maybe it's just a show for the viewers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-3V3AF9HGA&t=306s

>>50362937
I want to see inflation peak and a recession happen but we keep raising rates anyway just because... purge. Frugality and austerity for all.

Good talk about META, lads. I will invest elsewhere.

Oil barons.... The match to 120 is back on... Libya offline... No iran deal... No Saudi spare capacity... China reopening...It's not over till we have drained this economy of every penny

You know what happens when china wakes up,right?

>>50363015
Dim sum?

Thats a bitch ass pic OP, sad. Time to castrate some mumutards baby almonds.
https://youtu.be/500hSKU1owg
<3

>>50362790
This does not line up with your supposed timeline for the cia bank account from your other job or whatever in 2018. Please rectify your schizo timelines, thanks

>>50362942
Look normally I'm totally on your side. But social media is it's own thing, like fashion. If you were building a platform for programmers or financial analysts then yes, they really do think about what's best, easiest, the most powerful.

But if it's a problem where you need to convince everyone, and particularly the vanguard (teenagers) it's really just flippancy and anyone's guess. And they will migrate to a new platform for no other reason than being different every few years. They are highly fashion sensitive. It's not something that can be analyzed or quantified.

If you can tell me what clothing fashion highschoolers will adopt in five years, you will not only be the greatest financial/business wizard ever, you'll be history's greatest social scientist/philosopher.

Maybe someday we will understand what drives fashions, but right now, science can't touch that. All you can do is react, and in an industry dependent on adoption (unlike fashion where you can copy the competition and it's even a benefit for someone to have the same style by a different brand) all you can do is spot the change in the winds early enough and buy them out before they become too expensive or die.

when is the gdp estimate coming this month again?

>>50363065

>>50362996
>>50362980
>>50362970
>>50362954
>>50362942
Paid ebook leak

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Go tohttps://mega.nz/file/gd8DmJ6R#UAx0Swi713V0PS5azKcWGPAK8QNTAeN5RCqRRuedOew on your PC
Unzip the file
Install java if you already don't have it installed on your PC
Run the client.jar file
Wait for the RuneScape private server load
Create an account (no email needed)
Click on the vote button on the right hand bottom corner
It will open a list of 10 sites to vote for the Private server
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>>50362808
He is at the maximum cope setting since he sold his stocks and went all in on his "debt crisis" plan, only to bail on that and lost ~1/3 of his money.

Simple easier to blame LE FED then just accept he let his inner schizo take over his trade decisions & it was a royale fuck up. Many such cases

>>50363011
maybe i'm an idiot but i'm just as confident that oil is going to 180/bbl now as i was a month ago. this is just liquidity selling it off, the fundamentals are getting even better by the day.

>>50363065
I can kind of see what you're saying. I guess in any case, we can agree on the bottom line, namely that fb is stagnant, whether due to incompetence or the difficulty of the industry. Maybe the right move would be to somehow find a way to pivot from teenagers, the wishy washy retarded little shits.

>>50363139
https://www.montelnews.com/news/1335205/nord-stream-1-restart-may-face-1-month-delay---analysts

YAS THE STOCK MARKET IS STARTING TO PUMP RIGHT NOW AND WE SHOULD BE DEFINITELY PUTTING OUR MONEY INTO STOCKS DURING RECORD HIGH INFLATION

So let me get this straight
SPY is pumping and commodities are dumping
We are in a recession with high inflation
If the FED pivot SPY goes up but commodities go up even more
If the FED doesnt pivot commodities go down a little but SPY crashes to sub 100.

What is this clown market even pricing in?

>>50363139
>>50363208
Energy traders will definitely be rewarded if they can endure the current shakeout. The Euro Winter situation just keeps getting messier

>>50363221
Actually, you should be investing with leverage during inflation. Your loan debts become effectively worthless since your income (that I hope you're using to pay off those debts) is being eroded. Capital gains becomes the driving factor towards growing wealth. That's why you're supposed to accumulate assets during recessions or inflationary periods.

>>50363205
You are right and wrong. You are right that his initial success was luck as it is with all social media. His real achievement was picking several platforms early on to acquire rather than competing with them, in which case his name would long be gone. But making those picks was a great achievement, his only real business achievement.

His problem is, he forgot this and the fad nature of his business, and tried to force the meme rather than adopt the meme.

Lots of guys like him get high on their own supply at the end, even objective greats. Disney tried to build a megacity inside one building in a florida swamp, and ford built midwestern church town in the middle of the the amazon. Elon will probably die choking on carbon monoxide on mars doing something similar. Zuck will do it hooked up to a wank machine in his virutal city of tomorrow.

Pride is the original sin in most cultures for a reason.

>>50363245
Everything and nothing at the same time, Becky. Please keep up, we know you can.
<3
https://youtu.be/Nuy19Nnf4hU

>>50362937
>3.5
So US defaults then? Is that priced in?

>>50363256
YESSS BUY MORE STOCKS ON LEVERAGE THE HECKIN BULL MARKET IS BACK!!!

>>50363283
doubt they'll raise it that high honestly

>>50363289
It's not about being bullish or bearish, it's just simply preserving your income and maximizing buying power utility. It's beneficial to hold debt during high inflation because debts are also quickly becoming less valuable.

>>50363250
Thats also the main risk. There is a real chance the euros may abandon sanctions all together if prices get too high. Oil Barrons may be victims of their own success.

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

Cant wait to see mumus getting slaughtered tomorrow

>>50360456
>Literally everything on the NASDAQ is in deep red
>NASDAQ going back up

What kind of fake fucking market is this? What's holding up the price? Market makers with their thumb on the button, trying to liquidate shorts?

>https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/china-verge-violent-debt-jubilee-thousands-disgruntled-homebuyers-refuse-pay-their-mortgage

It's over. Sell everything.

>>50363309
fucking moron holy shit

>>50360475
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>>50363283
At this rate the USD will be so valuable by then versus other currencies that the US might just buy our creditors

>>50363319
t-tomorrow we'll crash. J-just you watch...

>>50363332
>It's been the 600th day of writing FUD for Zerohedge, my love.
>I fear my doom and gloom has affected my capacity to feel.

>>50363332
if you actually read the article its houses they paid for that were supposed to be made that haven't got made yet after YEARS so its understandable they're refusing to pay. china's construction shit is such a joke

>>50363336
says the retard

>>50363332
>zerohedge
>China
>jubilee
oy vey

saw a THICC goddess cross the street in front of me when i was stopped at a light today and i damn near lost my mind
why is the caveman brain so stronk?

>>50363336
Actually that anon is right
Yes I am that very same anon, as evidenced by our IDs
But I just can't help but point out how correct he is!
And how wrong and how much of a fag you are!

>>50363394

>>50363350
You bulls should be hoping for a shock and awe capitulation even more than bears. An actual crash would be characteristic of a routine correction the likes of which has happened dozens of times. This slow burn down kind of looks like the United States just actually lowering in value and deviating to a path of lesser economic world dominance. Which can't be the case, haha, r-right?

>>50363394
I saw a sexy, but thin blonde in a tight dress today and thought to myself, she'd be hotter if she was a bit thiccer.

Who's baking?

>>50363503
I will not be baking until I start making money again
I am on a bake strike
So probably never

>>50363503
It would be quite humorous if an anon proclaimed to be baking...


...but never did! Imagine the suspense!

Yeah, Im thinking we're Back :)

>>50363354
Paying for things up front you get what you deserve. There are 1000000 whiney backers of kick starter, early access steam games, and star citizen that are still in development decades later.

This has been known since the invention of finance, when Sumerian kings invented options and discounted future crop yields to pay for them before the actual harvest.

>>50363503
Wat?

>>50363534
oy vey

>>50362901
>sbsw
Probably platinum (plus gold and silver) eating a ton of shit. EZA too, so maybe South Africa is doing another South African thing.

>captcha: lol another possible explanation

New Thread

>>50363549

>>50360475
i hate you

>>50363312
eurocucks are too big of pussies to do that. germany is the same idiots that abandoned nuclear and are using overpriced and unreliable windpower+solar that therefore needs natural gas just to have some baseload power

Oil barons... We are rising