/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50354910
Fuck off glowie
No one wants your boomer crypto

Costco OOOOOOOOOOOOO

SIGAsisters. We buyin the dip right?

>>50354910
>Buy 2026 the gates foundation aims to spend 9billion a year
Oh God please no make it stop make it stop

>>50355027
whats for lunch?
crab AGAIN?

>japan wants up to 9 nuke reactors operating this winter
URANIUM

>>50355132
priced in

Lol, remember when you guys said there would be a deal with the Saudis? Remember when I said he would fuck it up like always? There will be no deal. Second most read article on bloomberg. Oil to the moon.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-13/biden-handshake-with-netanyahu-muddles-bid-to-limit-mbs-contact#xj4y7vzkg

Quit buying weeklies... pay up for long dated puts

>>50354910
That webm always confuses me
Is he really that disappointed? I mean you know shes chubby in the dating app picture and shes in her pjs instead of formal wear
Idk man makes no sense

GME was, is, and always will be the correct play. GME was right.

Fucking stupid ass market pumping and then immediately erasing it an hour later. Fuck Big Money and their schizo bullshit.

>>50355230
She's also picking her nose

>>50354910
Would slam in a heartbeat.

>>50354910
high quality slampig

Big investors are suddenly scared of the upcoming recession.

Why are they manipulating the stock market now?

Will we dump it all away at close again? Do I rebuy SQQQ? I sold it at the bottom at open. Surely they aren't doing the same thing again.

>>50355294
People pick their noses

THREADLY REMINDER
>>50356180

>>50355272
Market go up
Market go down
Can't explain that

>>50356130
who are "they?"

>>50356386
White americans

why is this thread dead?

>>50356442
Everyone is over here >>50354873

Should I just give up and sell GUSH?

>>50355294
so?

See you tomorrow,mumu

>>50355231
Kek baggie

How the fuck is the VIX basically flat?

>>50356963
If only she would start making real time calls I would hate her a tiny fraction less

https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1547541780308131841

ESG WILL DIE SOON
WOKE COMMIES LOSE AGAIN

BROS?

The NASDAQ will close green today

>>50356978
The bottom is already in.

>cpi bad
>ppi bad
>lol market go up
I hate this shit so much when I'm trying to enter a long position

I want to break up my work/trading day and go get lunch... but I'm getting fat and know I shouldn't

>The only thing the celebrity CEO is really upset about when it comes to his step sister is that she turned him down in favor of his father. (Elon Musk)

>>50355230
look no one really knows why videos are taken anymore, everythings so fucking fake and done for attention, for all we know that guy could be her friend. But what he is presenting to us is that she was much more attractive in her photos on instagram than real life. Lighting+filters goes a long way in tricking people.

>>50357005

>>50357000
Can anyone please explain why the market is doing this im a retard

>>50357000
None of those numbers matter. Everyone knows a pivot is coming soon - inflation will soon show itself to be transitory.

This market is extremely overbought. Hopefully nothing bad happens soon.

>TLRY
I'm betting on another retarded weed bull run and you can't stop me.

>>50354910
Also: GOD I wish she would fatfish me.

so uhh do i buy or sell?

>>50356175
Yeah, cavepeople.

>>50357023
This an evergreen post of 2022

>>50357019
Incoming Fed pivot. There's only so much market crashing JPow is willing to do. Pivot means end of QT and back to brrr. Maybe not that extreme but a lot more dovish than right now

>aapl

>>50355171
>Fist bump!

>>50357026
>I grew up on a lot of war movies and learned that commies are bad. Why didn't leftist democrat scum my age?

>>50357026
>overbought
Haha you're a retard

Oil -6% to green

>>50356386
>>50356426
SOXL bag holders actually. Go turn on the news and listen to how many times they beg people to buy Semi Conductors. The chief economist of the white house is a SOXL bag hold for goodness sakes! Wake up!

>>50357087
Oil traders know the PIVOT is coming.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

>>50357047
>Pivot means end of QT and back to brrr.
people are paying rent with credit cards, car reposessions are at a high not seen since 2008, they cannot kick this can any further down the road

>>50357100
>Go turn on the news and listen to how many times they beg people to buy Semi Conductors. The chief economist of the white house is a SOXL bag hold for goodness sakes! Wake up!
bullish

Was talking to this white boomer type who said the Fed needs to shrink it's balance sheet at a faster pace and do that by selling MBS's. Lol. MBS's. Now.
Too late for that. Lol. MBS spread is crazy wide, housing prices already going down, not sure what it would accomplish.
Think he should've been saying they should sell to resteepen. Perhaps pausing at neutralish and more QT. Fed needs to think about it more.

white finance boomers are concerned about the size of the balance sheet...but M2 growth is already negative. The balance sheet itself DOES NOT MATTER.

>>50355171
>Benjamin Netanyahu
Can't keep a productive Israeli down

Anyone else investing smart? I’ve been thinking how since electric vehicles are the new trend that I’ll invest in them. I figured most normies would have thought of investing in EV companies already so I got to thinking. What if I invested in electric vehicle charging companies? I’ve done some light googling and decided to snatch up 2 companies. Blink and chargepoint. Either the flood of EVs, chargers have to keep pace.

You can't stop what's coming tech sissies

This is the worst fucking market of all time

>>50357051
Apple is a critical component in the globalist final enslavement death machine, goy. They can't just let it go down.

>>50357100
just bought a new graphics card btw thanks for bringing that down guys

>>50357121
Not even joking CNBC was interviewing the Chief Economist and he just out of no where started shilling Semi Conductors.

I buy SOXX by the way because I like my dick attached and ready to impregnate something. Doesn't matter what but it will recieve it.

>>50357137
You are so far behind the curve that it is not even funny

LFG WALMART

what the fuck bobros QQQ was not meant to break that level

oil trannies are pathetic, the golden tech bull run has commenced.

>>50357137
This general really has come full circle back to 2020, jesus.

>>50357161
maybe the chief economist regularly comes to these threads

>>50357193
Everything is cyclical, anon.

>>50357137
>Anyone else investing smart?
No, just been DCA into AAPL. 100% of my account. Going to keep it up for the next 4 years.

>>50357177
There's a strategic petroleum reserve that can be dumped to smother the price.

Is there a corresponding strategic chip reserve? No. No there is not.

The implication is clear.

>>50357047
Is the fed that retarded that they will print more money after all this inflation?

Many Bobos died to bring you this green day, anons. Pay your respects

HAHAHAHAH QQQ IS GREEN HAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGH AT THE BEAR BRO IDIOTS THAT ACTUALLY THINK ZOG WOULD LOSE GRIP ON THEIR AUTOMATON DYSTOPIAN GRIP ON THE WORLD. IT'S ALL DIGITAL NUMBERS AT THIS POINT HAHAHAHAH THEY JUST WON'T LET IT CRASH HAHHAHAHAHA

>>50355132
I thought they shut it all down after the Godzilla attack in 2011?

>>50357220
Who knows but buying mortgage backed securities and treasuries as well as holding off on rate increases are all on the table if we get a pivot

BUDDY SOXL IS BACK

>>50357206
Lol, just like Burry.

OUT OF MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>>50357222
Checked and S

>>50357220
They're so retarded they printed into hyperinflation in 2020
They're so retarded they keep plunge protecting the market even at this point
They're so retarded I can see them going full weimar and causing a second civil war

>>50357211
AAPL is already a huge company. It’s not going to double anytime soon. These charging companies could hit the moon before slowing down. I’m trying to secure my financial future so I’m about 80% in on these EV charging companies and the rest in safe dividend producers like QYLD

This market is awful

>>50357220
They can't we are going to have 1970s runaway inflation, only this time there is to much debt for a emergency rate hike

>>50357220
It's not "printing more money". It's "providing an emergency liquidity backstop via dollar swap lines" (read: CB loans from thin air that are never repaid).

SOXL

top o' the channel to you, lads

who else didn't short the bottom?

>>50355171
>remember when you guys said there would be a deal with the Saudis
Literally nobody said this, Biden has been throwing shit towards the saudis since he got into office and the saudis has very clearly not given the US what they wanted in terms of controlling energy prices. You can't just go from blaming the saudis publically for the murder of Khashoggi to gain progressive clout at home, to being friends like nothing happened

Also let's not forget this which happened a month ago
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/khashoggi-way-dc-trolls-saudi-embassy-weeks-biden-trip-riyadh
The saudis fucking HATE the current leadership in the US and they probably regret not backing Trump more than they did in hope of influencing the election, but then again I don't think they expected Biden to join in on the progressive circus as much as "he" did

>all these events going on
>vix keeps dropping

what in the clownworld is going on

>>50357262
>we are going to have 1970s runaway inflation
We already do. Reposting from last thread.

>>50357260
AMD is the only gaming stock worth a damn.

I tried to told ya SOXS faggits don't get to cum ever
>>50356158

i sold 1dte spy 380 calls earlier today. works every time

literally no one can explain this market it makes zero logical sense

>>50357289
please post your position so i can imagine your specific pain in a more crystallized manner tomorrow and next week

>>50357138
What, WTI recovering to flat while energy stocks remain dead?

>>50354910
is it time to buy the dip ?

>>50357138
you bought the generational top of oil hahahaha

Bobos are in this thread perplexed and trying to make sense of the market. You bet against America and for that you deserve to lose your entire shitfolio. Bull market resumes.

>>50357310
>please post your position so i can imagine your specific pain in a more crystallized manner tomorrow and next week
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get rekt faggit

>>50357303
Maybe you're the retard,not the market.

>>50357250
I'm actually hoping the price tanks so I can average down more and sell once it starts going back up.

>>50357346
no, impossible.
it has to be the jews

>>50357284
Except it can't be stopped this time, interest rates were hiked to 20% back then to stop it, with the amount of debt today, that's impossible, is there even a solution to this

I want to die

>>50357346
I firmly believe that both I and the market are retards.

>>50357344
got it
ty

>>50357026
The only thing worse than globohomo is authoritarian globohomo.

>>50357361
200% interest.

>>50357377
stay mad

SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

im thinking there's got to be a huge global event over the weekend. something that makes this week look like childsplay. what could it be?

the vix is due to hit 37.5, what event causes this, considering this weeks context with the muted vix?

i fucked up on every play today
got shaken out left and right

i feel like my lucky streak is over, might take some time off from trading

*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

Hmmmm GME looking like a good short now

>>50354910
>Rug pull
She was clearly fat in the picture. Easy rule. If a woman doesn't show a full body picture it's because she's fat.

>>50357026
>Boomer leftist
>Profile photo is still a selfie in the car
Red vs blue - it's all the same

>>50354910
Every single time we open low or just slow grinds back up in the most kiked way I've ever seen. Who the fuck is actually bullish on any of this shit?

>OIL baggies will be holding until the 2030s to break even

This is BULLSHIT.

Everything else red, tech green.
Why is the market like this?

>>50357361
Give this a read: https://adventuresincapitalism.com/2022/06/13/volcker-and-inflation/

The argument there is that ending inflation had a lot more to do with exogenous factors than what Volcker did. Similarly for today, you can posit a coherent unfucking of supply chains (i.e. firing Secretary Buttygay), a GAE surrender in Ukraine, and a Republican congress jamming sane energy policy down Biden's throat all combining to drive down CPI.

>>50357394
Every word will remain true til the world blows. Bear markets come and go but semiconductors are eternal

I kneel Mumu

Is the bottom in ? It seems

holy shit buddy what's up with apple computer. my calls this morning have doubled.

>>50357026
Bullish for amc

>>50354910
When will the SEC do anything about aapl being used to manipulate the entire global financial markets? Oh wait have to make a new rule that makes it harder for retail traders first.

>>50357417
>car

That guy is bob tailing a daycab truck.
you don't know anything about vehicles son.

AAPL is going up and single handedly carrying the spx because uhhhhh well uhhhhhhh because uhhh ummm uhhhhhh just because chud!!

>he shorted apple computer
we told ya not to get involved in that

Been doing some research on energy. I figured the trend is towards green energy. After some research i discovered hydrogen. There’s this company PLUG that looks like it’s going to be huge. Currently they sell hydrogen powered forklifts to companies like Walmart. They even bought a facility to produce 100% green hydrogen to fuel the “hydrogen economy”.

what the fuck is this pump? something happen that we dont know?

SOXLSISTAS
WE’RE HEALING

What a rational and totally legitimate market.

So when we hike another 75bp will the bullbros admit they got too cocky?

>>50357500
Max pain

>>50357478
now what was the company pelosi just dumped cash into...?

>>50354910
long anime

>>50357120
What you mentioned is exactly why the money printer will turn back on. They can’t save the dollar if there is no market to make it valuable.

>>50357124
>The balance sheet itself DOES NOT MATTER.
Same way that demand destruction via interest rates doesnt affect supply side (oil and food) inflation. Powell has said this for over a year. Theyre doing it anyways

>>50357435
If that article is true then it's far worse then I thought, because their is no way in hell modern government is going to alove these issues.

>>50357138
I don't even know anymore if this is oil posting or milkshake posting, one film shouldn't have two /biz/ memes

>>50357395

Iran

Reason: Ukraine not going as hoped, new front in the war against BRICs needed. Locking down Iran's oil and keeping it in $ and helping keep oil cheap for the west and blocking China's control of it. Neocons have wanted it for decades. Saudis & Israelis threatening to go with China if we don't.

Immediate consequences: oil, gold, and defense stocks up bigly.

>>50357124
>The balance sheet itself DOES NOT MATTER
lol

it's too easy being a bull

THAT'S FUCKING IT
I'M GOING ALL IN ON 1DTE SOXL CALLS
FUCK THIS SHIT I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S THE TOP ANYMORE

>tfw knew the pump was imminent but got spooked and only bought a single Russell 2k contract. FML

>>50357019
Look at the chart for the last 6 months. None of this is news, they all sold in january, now you're trying to buy puts after its all priced in.

Cash gang.

>WTI flat on the day
Congratulations, oil barons. Only... 30+ dollars to go.

RSI only matters when stocks are going down for some reason

>>50357579
now that's what i call badass

>>50353272
>>50354656
Well turns out closing my shorts this morning was the right call. If I had held I'd be at breakeven right now and it could keep rising. I think we drop next week for fomc but I have no idea what happens the rest of today and tomorrow. Fuck this clownigger market

>>50357339
>Doesn’t know about $147 a barrel oil in 2008

Zoomer detected

>>50357525
Oh no, we're completely fucked. I just think it's neat that our exit from inflationary hell might not be accomplished by JPowell finding a pair.

Fucking Tesla and USO literally are the same rn
Lmfao
Roosters always come home to roost

It's so cathartic to finally see the market making sense. Rising interest rates and recession are literally bullish for growth stocks. Bullchads have been saying this for years. I'm going long with 20x leverage. Who's with me?

yeah this is straight up market manipulation manipulation

>>50357124
stfu nigger

>>50357618
wait an hour

i felt it
the timelines have shifted

You Idiots. You Are Celebrating. VIX is down 20% in a month. And you're celebrating.

Lol. They Don't Know That This Pump. Is A Structural Bid. Because of Volatility Deflating.

Look At The VX Futures. You Don't Listen. You Won't Hedge. You Are The Sheep. Bah Bah. Nigger Sheep.

Black Nigger Gorilla Sheep. Who Thinks The Pump Is Anything But Volatility Dropping And People Putting In A Structural Bid.

It Won't Last. Idiots.

>>50357652
Invest in meds

>>50357559
>>50357628
Seriously weird seeing oil rally like this. Has anything changed? Did Biden call MBS a dune coon or something?

>>50357634
Growth stocks need to take on more debt, higher rates means more expensive to take on debt, how is that bullish for growth?

>>50357467
Ya. It's Apple. Not the FED. Mmhmm

>>50355171
Oil barons.... THEY TRIED TO BURY US BUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE WEST TEXAS INTERMEDIATE SWEET CRUDE

>>50357654

>>50357654
You will never be a fraction as informed or intelligent as Terry, it's embarrassing seeing you trying to act like him, copying his mannerisms.

>>50357654
>You Idiots. You Are Celebrating. VIX is down 20% in a month. And you're celebrating.
>Lol. They Don't Know That This Pump. Is A Structural Bid. Because of Volatility Deflating.
>Look At The VX Futures. You Don't Listen. You Won't Hedge. You Are The Sheep. Bah Bah. Nigger Sheep.
>Black Nigger Gorilla Sheep. Who Thinks The Pump Is Anything But Volatility Dropping And People Putting In A Structural Bid.
>It Won't Last. Idiots.
Cocaine?

Bros I'm almost at my soxl breakeven

>>50357634
that got priced in awhile back

ok, so I've watched The Big Short - how do I invest in water.

lol
lmao

>>50357708
It is the 1970s after all

>>50357624
Anytime I think about going long I rewatch the Senators and Congressional Jun FOMC questioning Powell and I stay short, you just can't go long with a government this retarded.

>>50357654

>>50357719
PHO

>>50357749
What they were saying?

They Think That People Are Bidding Up Their ShitCo And ShitBeta Stocks Because The Bull Market Is Back.

Lol.

It's Because Volatility Is Being Sold. So ShitBeta's Get Bid Back Up.

But You Won't Hedge. You Moron.

>>50357646
As soon as I posted that SPY began its descent. I want to open shorts before the weekend but who can fucking guess what the next move is

>>50357654
Today's power hour will turn you to ash

>>50357762
"SO HOW DIS IMPACK BLAKINBROW FOKE"

>>50357679
It's sarcasm, though it is the actual caliber of logic you can expect from bullish "people"

>>50357719
invest in a tank
collect rain water
sell rain water

>>50357766
u can hedge deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nutz schizo

finally sort of timed the market. things are getting kinda predictable now i hope they wont switch it up anytime soon.

this is just criminal. They won’t let the market sell off with out clear manipulation of large tech. Everytime the market sells off sharply it magically reverse intraday. They just algo up AAPL to save the day. Look at previous days, they just pick a high cap spx stock and pump it. Look at every dump and see if you can find the one planned pump.
Absolutely disgusting .

>>50357654
>It Won't Last. Idiots.
Anon, listen I'm gonna tell you my market success secret ok but don' tell the others, we don't want too much competition. Ok so I figured out there is this thing called the sell button, right, you hit it, and like 1-2 secs later your orders are closed. Crazy huh. You never need fear again if the pump will last, you can just hit sell and get out at anytime. Keep it secret ok

>>50357796
You accounted for overnight rug again? Right?

>>50357712
Get the fuck out before next week for the love of God

I bought 100 shares of svix.

am i going to make it ?

>>50357811
yea gonna sell my calls soon.

>>50357807
Bro. Shhhh

>>50357805
How do u know it's apple pumping the market and not apple pumping because the market started pumping?

>>50357652
What does that feel like?

and just like that soxl will never be below 14 again.

>>50357776
ah, ok
I don't think they're being retarded. It seems deliberate. I mean, come on, the one of most powerful organization with access to various informations. They know everything.

>>50357783
Shit I've lost my ability to detect sarcasm, I'm as bad as a r*dditor now

Look At The Volatility Complex. Look At The Volga Spreads Tightening. On The VIX 3M Futures Tenor.

You're All Just Sheep. Not Looking Into The Trees. What Is Rustling All The Trees. Something Is Crouching In The Trees. The Trees Are The Vol Complex.

buy vol u stupid niggers

>>50357856
how do i play this?

>>50357857
Why are women like this?

>>50357805
Plan to add on up days like today. Shooting for 100+ contracts.
End times are coming

i hate this market. if i wanted to turn my brain off and make money i would've gotten a job

>>50355132
>URANIUM
FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN

>>50354910
Ok can someone explain why these pumps are happening in like one candle as opposed to the usual ladder up buying you normally see? Seems like were staircasing down and escalating up lately.

>>50357856
it'd be cool if i got to see vix 70

>>50357886
CAUSE SHE LETS THE DOG FUCK HER.

>>50357874

DWAC with a nice pop today
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>>50357805
>>50357852
>>50357890
yesterday it was boeing just randomly skyrocketing cuz they delivered 51 planes instead of 50?? yeah ok pal. this market is fake and gay

>>50357856
show your uvxy position , faggot.

>>50357762
It's on YouTube, watch it, you will close your longs.
Every Dem
>Inflation is a global problem not Biden fault right Mr. Powell, muh Putin
Every Rep
>Inflation is all Bidens fault right Mr. Powell, muh spending
Both
>do you think this bill I made will solve Inflation Mr. Powell
>fiscal policy is not my job, that is your job, why tf are you asking me this
Powell
Repeat for for 2hrs

>>50357895
bobo has to take profit at some point

>>50357886
Market price of pussy has skyrocketed to overvalued levels and men are questioning why. Dogs don't.

>>50357908
kys dwac tranny

went from up 100% on sqqq calls to down 27%
lmao

>>50357878
short the vix

>>50357906
I am a market maker/options dealer from India. The indian markets are fun, they are quite illiquid and lots of vol.

Anyone else just swinging options because they need a rush while waiting for their ICP bags to moon and they retire?

>>50357418
It's algos/bots.
They're making 1,000s of trades a second at $0.001 profit.

>>50357910
show me your YTD returns, mumu

>>50357856
Yep, thats my current play with SQQQ, just a matter of time

>>50357937
I don't give 2 shits about the stocks I trade. Don't marry your bags. I've already dumped them and on to the next trade.

>>50357935
this Bobo did

>>50357652

not even joking a little bit I also felt this happen today

>>50357652
yeah tell us what it feels like or you're just a retard lol

>>>/pol/386754934
you guys ready? it's starting to happen.

>>50358008
idk I'm banned on /pol/ right now.

>>50358008

Guys, what if algorithms get so good that institutionalized investors can always make the prices stagnant forever and just collect money by selling contracts that they know will never trigger?

>>50358008
baggie will we win back senate and house

I got a CT scan and they put a tube in my ass and poured some liquid into me

The Fed cucks a bit on rate hikes and oil instantly pops almost 6%, how about those efficient markets

>>50357954
>ICP
The shitcoin or the shit co?

>>50357960
True, but the market has been mostly algos for over a decade now, now it feels like people are crabbing the market to kill options traders.

>>50357856
>5 year chart on the VIX
Fuck that got me. Thanks for the laugh bud

>>50358030
Sounds closer to a CBT scan.

>>50357895
ya manipulated market simple as

>>50357964
Are you already in SQQQ? I sold this morning but looking to buy back in. Will probably buy calls at close

>>50357936
Convention photos with the coof screen are so depressing to look at.

>80% portfolio loss in 3 hours
Holding [censored ticker] calls is stressful

>>50358030
Was that before or after the scan?

>>50357970
same, how long should we wait to re-enter, eod today or tomorrow?

>>50358022
*KNOCK KNOCK*
you know too much

How many sessions in a row has the market done the exact opposite of the futures? This is day 2 where futures have been down 2% and the market proceeds to go positive on the day, and I know it did the same several other times recently. What the fuck is wrong with futures traders?

>>50358072
was it supposed to be?

Excuse me fellas. Double top forming on SPY. time to go short

>>50357854
>>50357992
you know feeling that you have when you wake up in the morning. when your feet touch the floor. or before that when you’re lying there thinking about your feet hitting the floor

Just as I predicted, SPY has somehow recovered its losses to close relatively flat for a second day in a row.

>>50358024
Nope, they're going to do the mass mail out of unsolicited mail in ballots, and rig this shit all over again. It doesn't matter if the country is tired of the people in charge and want to elect America First Republicans. The game is rigged and they won't relinquish power. Then they'll put everybody who dares question the election in jail. Such is life under communist rule.

>>50357498
It's inspiring to see innovative start-ups like PLUG lead the energy revolution. Such fresh ideas would have been unthinkable just a few years ago.

>>50358107
Welcome to Night Vale

I went to McDonalds and they forgot my apple pie I feel I should buy a put on this scam co.

>>50358117
nice prediction i bet you made a lot of money because of it

Jesus Christ, Joe, remember who you're talking to.

>>50358087
idk- feel like it pumps tomorrow because that doesn't make sense. I got back in with a 3rd of my powder incase the market shit the bed at eod. Not looking like it will. I have a feeling I should get back in before the new rate hike. feel like i should split between SPXS and TQQQ

>>50358129
>mcdonalds

>>50358131
>>50358117

>>50358137
not stock market related

>>50358147
its fine bro i'm on a dirty bulk

>>50358062
Yes but not with options, that same volatility can eat you alive. I can wait

tell me pretty lies about soxl

>>50358100
Here comes sour hour

>>50358137
>I'm gonna ask the jews
>turns to his secretary general
>so can we increase military aid to Ukraine

>>50358163
What?

>>50358117
Not gonna close flat. It's about to die

>>50358100
It's so painfully obvious

>>50358137
>Sure Joe, we can do that. Just add another 1bn to your tribute and we'll throw a couple of mill at Ukraine.

we need to go green at least once to day or is that it

>>50358118
:( , damn, then this market aint getting better for the next 3 years

I honestly can't figure this one out? What are they waiting for? SHIT Financials earnings, SHIT CPI, SHIT PPI. AAPL & SPY gaps from June low. Double Negative divergence on AAPL.

>>50358166
>>50358087
>>50358144
>>50358170
Classic mid day rally ending in despair approaching open and fomc. Glad I bought my shorts back

>ITALY PRESIDENT REJECTS DRAGHI'S RESIGNATION: LA7
Even the highest of wagies can't escape the cagie. Sad!

>>50358181
It's a tranny janny, it doesn't comprehend markets and just wants to ban everyone because it absolutely hates 4chan and its users, so it's using any possible excuse to do so.
It constantly posts nonsense of this kind on one side, and on the other tries to bait posts it can then ban wholesale. For example, it will often make off-topic troll posts and mass-ban all replyers. You can tell it's the same tranny janny because it never bans itself.

>>50357737
How do I long Cocaine?

>>50358221
Uhm, priced in, sweaty. Don't you know america is the best it's ever been?

>>50358224
when do the new hikes hit the 27th?

>>50358239
Better off longing fentanyl.

>>50358239
buy the Columbian country etf?

>>50358224
let's go grabbing 370p spy for tomorrow
>in at .48

>>50358256
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>50358232
It's someone reporting you. I doubt the Janny is the person doing it. Anyone can report anyone. It's the wild west

>>50356978
The bigger question is how UVIX is up when the VIX is slightly down.

>>50358228
It would be suicide to let him go, but even though it makes sense to keep him around for the sake of stability.. I don't understand how he will rule the country since he doesn't have the support anymore.. Italy in a nutshell I guess

>>50358275
Nice link. Upvooted

>>50358256
20th

>>50358306
Right, like that's what every US president rules over after their party loses congress in the midterms. You get stability in the gridlock.

>>50358310
Nice ID. What hax?

>>50358267
Not I. Fuck dailies

>>50357336
I buy every SOXL dip and sell every SOXL pump.
When SOXL goes back up to a reasonable level I will do the same with SOXS, but there's no way I would buy SOXS at those astronomical prices.

>>50358275
>those odds

>I did it for free
>>50358355
>>50358355
>>50358355

>>50358336
shoulda waited o fug

>>50358137
>brandon to ask congress to increase aid to Ukraine

>>50358275
>>50358316
>>50358310
Whoops. Glad I bailed on my shorts kek thought it was next week

How bad's it gonna be, anons.

>>50358370
Looks like it's dropping again

>>50358163
It is, if you aren't retarded and see what stocks this could potentially effect. This is macro reading 101 kid

>>50358304
UVIX is a rolling average of the front and forward VX futures months. Right now since front month expiration is in 5 days UVIX is mostly in the forward month which is up 0.62% as of this moment. If you're going to trade volatility ETPs I'd suggest learning how they work and keeping an eye on the true underlying which is not the spot VIX

>>50354910
>>50356421
>>50356427
BOBO ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU OK BOBO?

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU OK BOBO?

YOU BEEN HIT BY. YOU HIT STUCK BY A

SOXL SISTER

I swear to god this pump what the fuck. Tomorrow my puts will probably worthlessly expire only so we can dump harder on monday. So fucking tired of these jewish tricks.

>>50357406
The IV is way higher than the HV, which is bad for buying options.

>>50354910
Jeez fuck this microdick volume

>leave to get coffee and lunch
>come back
>prices unchanged
>prices within .01% of yesterday's close
FUCK I HATE CRABS

>>50357432
The world is addicted to silicon.
That's just the way it is.

>>50358565
Same bobo bro, same

>>50358569
sell calls?

Today is a good day to buy MDB, ESTC, and SPLK.

>>50358607
Selling a naked call can kill you. I would just look for another game to play.

aaand just as i predicted at open whould close-close to greenie aaaand like clockwork tiktok we greenie at close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gimc2ZyKOao

>>50358635
>I flipped a coin and was right

>>50358296
No, it really is the tranny janny. It has outed itself on several occasions, including by posting screencap with janny controls and by admitting to doing that in posts.

>>50358163
Not stock market related
>*your post*

>>50358632
ahhh another cultist appears

>>50358595
I love the way fake tits feel all firm, but titty fucking natural tits is way better.

>>50358762
The only things I am cultish about are swing trading steel and a bullish outlook on silicon and cloud.

>>50358662
noo system based likelihood was like 70%

>>50358789
People watch more women in porn than women they touch.
I have slept with over 100 women, but I have probably seen at least 5k sets of tits I will never touch.

so it's going to be a 0% day again lmao.

If I had taken all the money I’ve spent on stocks, and instead bought cocaine and flipped it, I would have like 40-50k compared to having 0

>>50355415
>>50355769
she doesn't seem to be a good human being. would you want the braphog to raise your children for the boys to become antisocial gangster assholes who would get shot by thugs and the girld to become whores with body counts in the 100 before she hits puberty?

>>50357066
Looks more like about to pop a poopie in the diapers

We are going to pump bigly tomorrow.
Screencap this.

What a wild ride this has been. Post MOASS I want this hanging on my wall in a digital frame.

We are going to dump bigly tomorrow.
Screencap this.

is there any fed meeting news coming tomorrow? if not im holding these calls.

Heh…. Nothing personal kid….

>>50359121
someone at open, prolly mimic waller. blackout next week no speakers, may as well hold

>>50359187
nah i sold them for puts. they expire next week so i dont really care.

>>50357289
>soxs
You realize that etf has been over 60 for literal months now right?

>>50357344
>105 strike calls
You know with 500 bucks you could have opened a position that isnt tailor made to lose money

>>50357354
Jews has been priced into goy society

>>50357394
This is a man in a dress who bought leverage into an already leveraged security and wants you to buy his bags

>>50357652
I didnt, 2014 was the last one of note as far as I know

>>50357654
But i did hedge

>>50359077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE