/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50353510
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,146.132B, 96P = 22.3555B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,155.290B, 96P = 22.451B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

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Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

>>50353545
>increasingly nervous hedgie

you scared it again

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50353510
baker is not a spy

Yeah im sailing, Cohen is supposed to turn right on this coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with.

>>50353556
It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

All this stock does is crab. Fuck this.

Kenny must be buried face first in a mountain of coke today.

155 EOD, frens. WAGMI.

You Fucking Zoolenials! I hope you Fuckers sold at $150! I hope you didn't get caught Fucking slippin like some Trick Ass Marks!

kek hedgies

>>50353588
Checked.

>>50353510
Bless.

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Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50353510
>
Thanks for baking!

>>50353646
Posting mine too

>10 days.
July 6-July 14 is 10 trading days. It starts today.

I love my bank
>verification not required

$156 by the end of the day

>>50353685
those numbers are a bit low tbdesu

unless they break what is going on in the options chain, every day going forward will be like this, until they either find a way to get it back into crab mode or the price ramps up.exponentially

>>50353598

KEEP GOING TO URANUS

I DON'T WANNA GET RUGGED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

we started the run up for the january sneeze on the 13th and it peaked on the 28th which is 15 days
we started this run up on the 6th so if it is the same then we should peak on the 21st
hmmm what else is happening on the 21st?

Just booked a one week vacation in Key West for the end of September

Pls moon

>>50353718
>you'll never be chadshill
i handmog every baggie faggot here kek

>>50353556
>responding to niggerfaggot
He’s no hedgie, he got shrekt on options and now hates this stock and anyone who holds it

>>50353718
What was the passport thing about again?

>>50353761
a tale as old as time

>>50353751
Nice. I love Key West. Get some Cuban food at El Siboney's.

>>50353761
>options
proof?
>indian
check hand
>canadian indian embassy
check lawn

keep coping
kek baggies

>50353758
>he took the bait
Ohnonononono glowie!

>>50353668
Sup curry coon hows ur morning treating you?

>>50353719
>it had to be this way
I've got my popcorn ready

>>50353588
checked

>>50353758
>calls himself chadshill

>>50353775
>a tale as old as time

>>50353778
100% down for that haven’t had a good Cuban sand-o since I moved away from Tampa

>back to 150

>>50353767
keith thinks having a bong passport is worth bragging about

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>50353794
yes

>>50353767
Do you not remember that assblasted bong Keith?

150 again frens :)

>>50353767
Guy spent an entire thread fudding got called a jeet posted passport then called everyone else a jeet. It was one of the more retarded days we had

>>50353668
Get high, get high, get high
Smoke yo blunt, smoke yo blunt
Smoke yo blunt, smoke yo blunt, smoke yo blunt
Y'all ain't smoking on my level, y'all ain't fucking on my level
Y'all ain't dranking on my level, y'all ain't nothing on my level
These fools they needin' a lesson, they probably smokin' that resin
They talkin' all of that shit, I'll prolly pull out my weapon
That sour diesel be relievin' my stress, gettin me right
I swear it's hard not to just walk outside ready to fight
Lime green cannabis, color of Praying Mantises
No stems, no seeds, crystals like they amethyst

>>50353808
you can lie to your friends but you can’t lie to me

>finally green

>>50353807
not again

>>50353828
cry for me baggie

why do you think that RC specifically wanted the split/divi on the 21st
It looks like that's when we're going to hit the peak of the squeeze
it all makes sense now

Why is crypto shooting up?

>>50353809
>>50353805
It's not keith. It was another bong who spent the day fudding retarded shit with a filthy Lenovo laptop who after posting hand and passport called everyone else a jeet for not doing so

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Um wtf is going on? Why does it say +6% but we are up $10? Shouldn't it be up $6???

>>50353799
another sperg that got mkultra'd by /gme/

>>50353853
>t. Keith
Jokes aside my memory isn’t great, but I thought it was Keith. He posted his sleet shooting and his passport once.

>>50353646
post showing thumb

>>50353853
any baggiegeneral regular who has not posted their hand is quite literally a jeet, a tranny, or fat

>>50353873
kek never fails hahahaha

>>50353873

>>50353841
you’re already doing it, why do you need my help?

Almost green YTD while the market runs red. How does GME do it?

>>50353809
>>50353882
That was the other passport.

>>50353699
nice

>>50353850
9.1% CPI

>>50353807
>>50353832
i warned you about image posting bro

Larp lines confirm we busting through tomorrow if they don't dump by PM

>>50353902
They all look the same

>>50353832
KEK GET WRECKED

>>50353718
Hoho,
nailbiter.

>>50353882
Lol it's a different hand entirely. Keith does at least hold and this guy looked poor as fuck. Seemed like he was a neet who made the most dogshit burger I have ever seen. If I remember keith posted various meats he cooked so I wouldnt presume he would cook something that shit.

>>50353808
Hey remember when you accidentally outed yourself as a powerredditor, tried to wave it off as "pretending to be retarded", than posted your reddit account as some attempt at "owning the baggies"? good times.

>>50353873

>>50353941
I definitely remember his hand was fat as fuck

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

Why we going up?

>>50353799
This confirms my thesis that /gme/ divides the world into a few categories
>bought shares
>didn’t, is ignorant of the situation beyond what motley fool says (most of everyone)
>is paid to not like it
>got burned by the stock or options somehow and is now saltier than the Dead Sea
>shorted it, pink levels are rapidly rising
I have not found one person who knows what’s going on with the stock and does not think it’s a good buy. That alone should tell you something

>>50353942
>powerredditor
post proof
>posted your reddit account
post proof

kek lying coping baggies

>>50353941
It doesn't matter, they all end up in my collection in the end

>>50353873

The whole market is blood read except for GME.
>poor shills

>>50353976
>I have not found one person who knows what’s going on with the stock and does not think it’s a good buy

That would be me. Once the dividend hits and Reddit begins offloading because they have no scruples, GME will plummet back down to $12 and the kikes will win in their big pretend casino yet again.

>>50353908
They can be mesmerizing on mobile if you swipe up and down.

the fractals are becoming violent

You Fuckers lucked out! You have one more chance to sell at $150 U. S. dollars per share! This will be your last opportunity!

>>50354023
>Reddit begins offloading because they have no scruples
He said people who know what's going on; not people suffering from a terminal case of Dunning-Kruger.

>>50354023
if it's anything like tesla it might crab after the split until the FTDs hit on T+6+C35 and then start a giga runup

>>50354046
Sorry I already set my conditionals to trigger at $2 milly per share.

>>50354027
So expect a dip if the pattern isn't broken?

>50354046

CAM ON GAMESHOP!
200 EOD
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we should've crossed the margin level or whatever by now, was it all bullshit or what

>>50354046
keep moving that goal post curry coon

>>50354046
You're right, we lucked out.
This nigga going to the moon and this is our last chance to sell at $150 because it's going to be above that for the rest of eternity.

>50354023
>Reddit begins offloading because they have no scruples
I specifically asked for people that aren’t being paid, you don’t fit that bill

>>50354071
>p-please..

Local top is $155 baggies should sell and buy bottom. Stupid hold this stock. Please sirs sell today.

>>50354061
>if it's anything like tesla
Why would it be anything like Tesla? The conman running it has no social media presence and the company can't even call itself a meme, it's an old fossil struggling to stay relevant.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50353913
I warned you dog

WAGMI

What is max pain this week?

>50353980
>he's trying to deny it
I ain't gotta prove shit, don't act like everyone here didn't see that shit.

Reminder this faggot is so ass blasted because he is a maplenigger in new Dheli who is now the designated lulcow of these treads

>>50354096
RC gets like 20k likes per tweet and has an r/the_donald sized following on reddit
elon musk is the real conman

>>50354096
it's a meta stock everyone is buying in because it was shorted to hell and back and Ryan is in the joke. whatever happens to gamestop retail stores after moass is irrevelant to us

>>50354120
I don’t know how the screen cap hasn’t been posted yet Kek. It should be minted to be even funnier.

Can anyone explain to me what max pain means?

>>50354065
probably something like this.

>>50353751
what kinda shenanigans does one get up to in key west?

So, in case anyone's curious, gme hasn't broken $150 since April 21st

>>50354145
it's the point on the options chain where the least amount of net money (between put holders and call holders) is made, and conversely where the market makers make the most money

>>50354145
Maximum number of options contracts expiring worthless.

>>50354137
>whatever happens to gamestop retail stores after moass is irrevelant to us
Which is why they're going to sabotage you, idiot.

are we making a giant cup and handle?

>>50354094
You need Grammarly.

>>50354143
Wa la

>>50354175
always have been.

>>50354145
Its a movie based off of a video game starring Mark Whalberg about an alcoholic coke fiend cop that can slow time with his brain and do sweet dive rolls while gunning down mexican in NY

WAGMI

I shan't not ooo until we reach 500 then jump straight to 10,000

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGGER

>>50354190

>>50354190
This isn’t where he has 9 Reddit tabs open

>>50354215

>>50353994
I hope if you ever get a gf she doesn’t come across your collection of random fat hands from 4chan kek

Boring. Call me when it breaks 300 again. Reminder if you bought at 150, you aren't green again technically because of inflation, you actually lost money.

>>50354218
OOOOOOO I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO YESSSSSS NIGGERS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSS OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50354233
I don't have that one. Only this eternal reminder of how buck broken he is

I am dissapoiNted iN the acute lack of Ns iN the chart.
But at least I’m WAGMIiNg it.

>>50354182
Moran. Why do you trying to cause bank run? Too stupid to inderstand economy. You are BAD GUY!

>>50354145
It's for you.

>>50354190
that's halerious, but its not 'the' image, dude actually posted a picture of his computer of the thread, accidentally getting a bunch of reddit tabs with like 9 notifications on each. If only I had saved it.

WAGMI

>>50353844
Based

>>50354046
ya itll never be th8s low again kek

>>50354240
I bought gamestop in PLN so I will have more polish monies if GME goes back to the price I paid for the shares (177 avg)

>>50353873
>%
>PER CENT
We should be up $0.06 you fucking stupid dimwit

>Can you imagine working at the chicago options next week?
>The terror in their eyes as 20-25k contracts go in the money and they have to locate all these shares in the mids of a Stock split?
Hell, i'd be shittin my pants rn

>>50354237
thanks for the heads up bro

>>50354237

>>50354338
I'll be shittin my pants for completely different reasons

>>50354046
just bought some more lol

>>50354326
>nearly 20% fx gains
Feels good to beat fx traders when I’m holding fucking GameStop

I thought Bryan cone sailed a tight boat. I’m selling

>>50354398
>u putsy id
fucking kek

>>50354338
they're gonna shit their pants.

>>50354276
>why do you trying to cause
Again, you need Grammarly. Download the app.

>>50354375
Kek

Just bought another one to encourage it

>>50353545
thanks, this made me sell. 1 A too much for my psych

>>50354326
based using GME for forex trading

>>50354379
based

Why is it so difficult for us to stay above 150

>>50354475
crime

>>50354475
Hurts their cunts.

IS THE MOON COMING NOW?!

>>50354475
Cos it will run if it does

>>50354463
>image
Mind=Blown

>>50354506
they must be firing on all cylinders, as I dont see how it isnt lifting off faster from where were at

>>50353799
Massive kek. Lum faggot was in our threads a week ago when they announced the dividend, the little Judas rat was even bullish about the stock for an entire thread.

>>50354475
On the flipside, why are they struggling so much to push it under $150?

>>50354463
technically they changed his mind, they just changed it to mush

Hedgeginas can’t even dip right..cmon dunk this stock niggers.

>>50354506
$200+ is one hell of a ramp

>>50354475
I don't care about intraday, as long as it's a good EOD price tomorrow. Imagine having to supply shares DURING a split.

>>50354259
NIGGER

>Flatlining

>>50354569
>it's time

>>50354569
The indices are pooping again. Distraction stock will follow the market.

>>50354544
lum is a mad rat terrorist

>>50354569
It's just lunchtime bro

>>50354506
>>50354506
looks good, after the 4:1 stock split

MotherFuckers, keep coming. You gonna get Fucked up just like the Retail Rock Collectors Club! They don't want anymore, they tapping out! I Fucking told them MotherFuckers that we would be buying up their silver rocks at a very comfortable $2 an ounce. Kek imagine in investing in Shit that they keep finding a stack a grip more of and has no useful utility!

Given that they're launching their leveraged single stock short ETFs today. What are the chances that they'll add a GME one and synthetic short the price into oblivion like they used to with regular ETFs?
Someone explain to me how big of an effect this could have on the splividend run.

Is this accurate?
https://twitter.com/naasvzyl/status/1547190143639064576

>>50354586

Anyone know how much is left in the pump tank?

>>50354609

boy oh boy I love exponential growth curves.

this will run up to the splividend date and when that split occurs, it will be at the 200 price point

>>50354680

>>50354680
So 2:22?

>>50354685
but (definitely white) people in these threads kept saying it was never going over 100 again, I don't know what to believe anymore..

I have 15 shares, buying 5 more tomorrow. Am I gonna make it?

>>50354680
Comfy as fuck

>>50354680

Looks a little fractally out there.

>>50354544 Checked
>the little Judas rat was even bullish about the stock for an entire thread.
That was someone else that was posting a variety of girls before leaning into Lum avataring a few images in.

>>50354586
Even this place dies at lunch which is odd.. am i the only neet?

>>50353802
>149.85
Your precious dream is dead. Sell now.

>>50353802
launch imminent

>>50354604
uh oh...

>>50354734
This place is dead. There's only 50 or so unique posters and one or two bots. You're really alone anon. Best to move on with your life.

WAGMI

>>50354599
If it will work, they would not have announced it. It's probably to get more retail to hold their bags.

GameStop MUST reward be for not selling my life savings @ 350 a while back.

They MUST.

>>50353942
I member
Fucking kek, he's a meltdownie too

>>50354734
I'm dozing off in my office

Aren't there a shitton of 150 calls?

>>50354789
Sorry borther, squeeze to $349 then bust.

>>50354734
>am i the only neet?
no fren

tanking bbby to keep gme under 150

Why?

>>50354784
>grandpa can we sell the gme now
>no timmy! Any day now it will squeeze!
>But grandpa they divided the stock 300 times in the last 50 years. GME is now a shitcoin.
>One day Ryan Cohen will come back Timmy, and we will pump when he does.
>He's been dead since 2055 grandpa. Come on, take your codine.

gonna eat, shower, and play some games. cya guys at $300

>50354884
kek

>>50354880
I didn't give reddit permission to use my limited edition Pepe drinking RC.

>>50354884
Make a better post so I can justify the few cents it costs to mint it.

Will we break 150

>50354884
>this is the fud

>>50354880
Reddit is just a reposting of 4chan memes and screenshots. They've never had an original thought before

also kek algo

>>50354930
159.67 eod

>>50354938
Except when they write gay retarded shit, AKA 99%

>>50354919

>>50354880
Why not? Still better than getting invaded by AMC apes.

wagmi, frens. how will MSM explain/justify the basterd coin mooning? how badly will hodlers be villified? Imo I think said cohort will be blamed for the rampant inflation thats going on, using it as an excuse for bailouts. frankly I'm quite scared of the uncertaincy that will come after.

>>50354880
just include "nigger" in every post and image from now on.

>>50354943
fractalbros wagmi

moon soon

>>50354958

>>50354944
checked

>>50354971

>another red start green end
Sisyphus market

>>50354718
Everyone in these threads is white.

>>50355033

>>50355033and I only bang Asian women

>>50354880
god i fucking hate reddit so much it's unreal
is there anywhere else that you can get a pat on the back for showing people what other people have thought/said?

yeah... we're ending @ 141 aren't we

>>50355047
WAGMI

Doubles and I sell all my shares right now

>>50355033
good morning sir

>>50355050
normies do that in social interactions all the time, and it's just as cringe as on reddit

>>50355046
Not sure what that’s supposed to mean

>>50354997
based and fuck reddit trannies pilled

>>50355086
it means go fuck yourself nigger
WAGMI

>>50355075
there's something so impure about doing it on reddit though. their whole system is based on upvotes and having karma. worthless people cheesing it by just screenshotting other peoples comments is so corny and gay. at least when twitter trannies do it they're usually clowning on someone. the redditors do it in earnest.

I wonder if people realize that the smartest move currently is to buy as many shares as possible in normal brokerages and nor DRS, to facilitate as many synthetic shorts as possible and then DRS them all the day after the split.

>>50355098

SAUCE?

>>50355071
How many shares for one like this?

>>50355130
DYOR.

>>50355135
Just 1

>147
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shorts have now covered and closed another 2.5 million shares today!

>>50355165
Stock has the same pattern everyday, just at higher prices, at 2:15 today the stock will be 153.48
Check the dubs

It’s over

>50355177
They covered but the price is currently going down. Kek try again Sanjay.

>>50355198
for me

>mfw about to be unbelievably fucking rich
wow i am actually just shitting and farding my pants

>>50355050
Intelligence agencies. That's why the CIA filled up with plebbitors.

>>50355197
They want people to not use basic pattern recognition.

>and you can have it all
>my empire of dirt

I'm gonna guess crab for 30 to 45 minutes, then run up more past where we went earlier this morning, then settle around 149/150.

>>50355197

Pump theory is the one and only DD that has evidence to support it. Change my mind.

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DIDNT I SELL 150.

>>50355296
how would anyone be able to change your mind when we've been doing small ooos all week and the pump tank has never been fuller?

bb..bros? i farted and a lil bit of shit came out. i think it's today

>>50355309
so you can sell at 150,000,000

>>50355309
Relax retard it does this every day. It'll go back up and then settle down again afterwards at about 5-7% green for the day. it's still got plenty of pump.

Today is today.

>>50355313
We are very clearly out of Pump. The Pump reserves are recharging, but until they are, we aren't going to Pump again.

>>50355209
Yeah because they are done closing right now. This was on the rise to $150 a lot of shorts got out and closed.

>>50355368
yeah? watch this.

>>50355296
I'll give credence to your pump theory but only if you admit flat chads were always right.

Italy president just resigned

Nobody wants to be left holding the bag politically when the economy crashes

>>50355368
>We are very clearly out of Pump
lmfao LMFAO

>w-w-we're outta pump guys
Almost fud tier baka

>>50355368
Lol Lmao.

>>50355390
> Sri Lanka president flees
> Italy president resigns
> Japan Ex-CM assassinated

It's not looking comfy for globohomo, is it?

Damn now I'm bored. How am I supposed to blow my load if it keeps edging me like this? What a tease.

Did I WAGMI yet or do I go back to my fap?

>>50355390
So far that's UK, Italy, who's next?

>>50355410
>>50355447
>StuD ID

>>50355391
>>50355447
these better not be strong interpretations

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTFWT

>>50355481

LMAO

>>50355197
10am dip with a recover at 2:22 to crab for a year.

haha wtf was THAT

What the fuck just happened?

NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

PUMP BROS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WE REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME

>>50355514
Crime

kek baggies

What is even going on anymore. What do they get out of these miniscule dips, and measly rises in value?

the pump...the pump ran out...

Looks like old Kenny still had some ammo. Sasuga Kenneth.

>Jamie Dimon battens down the hatches for a recession
>New York (CNN Business)JPMorgan Chase kicked off the second quarter earnings season with bad news: The bank temporarily suspended share buybacks and fell short of analysts' expectations for earnings and revenue growth.
Front page of cnn. Hmm, I feel like the economy isn't necessarily 'good' right now... know what I mean?

Lol they tried it Lmao. I can't believe I'm about to get rich. Also yeah we all decided to sell at precisely the exact same time.

STOP

Inb4 Dip b4 rip.

GME gives and GME takes

>it was only suppose to go up
>why is it like this

I TOLD YOU WE WERE OUT OF PUMP

Perfectly normal for people to sell all their shares before a stock split.

how much is this costing them?

>>50355548
shaking every last moron that will sell

This doesn’t seem possible how is it getting dumped so fast

this is why you'll always find me swinging
don't care about any news, no matter how positive

>>50355555
>5x5 digits
I know exactly what you mean

I got stung by a bee and now my finger subscribes to pump theory

>>50355555
Mega check

Oh my, I wonder what happened. Just normal stock market stuff, I'm sure. This is all very normal price movement. This surely isn't yet another completely unambiguous signal that we're very close to everything breaking.

>>50355548
They get one more day. It literally could all end at any moment.

Retail Lite...

Oh Fucking no... KEK!

>>50355570
>dumped
it's reloading

>It's still going
>hours of gains lost in minutes
Jesus Christ

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING???????!!!!!!!!!

STOP DUMPING

Holy shit I hate hedgies so goddamn much.
They deserve everything that's coming.

That's the price action I'm talking about.

kek wtf was that all about

KEK BAGGIES LMAO WTFWT

made these lines months ago how predictable is this shit jesus christ

SWING CHADS I KNEEL

WTFWT BROS

Looks like AMC is outperforming GME. Again Kek!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


I DIDN'T THONK THEY ACTUALLY HAD THE BALLS TO DROP IT TO MAX PAIN.

kek baggies. moassing down

PERFECTLY NORMAL MARKET BEHAVIOR, RIGHT GARY?

YOU'VE SNEEDED YOUR LAST FEEDING KENNY

>>50355632
Enjoy the the hedgie death knell

when is the split anyway?

this stock is a wild fucking ride. glad i can share it all with my frens

Didn’t even flinch. Drop it to $50 ken you absolute faggot. Even at $50 id still be green.

>>50355475
>he doesn't know
the shidding and farding will commence and it WILL NOT END brAaaaaaPPppfpfppTTTSsss

And SPY didn’t even budge

THIS IS BULLSHIT

COME ON KENNNY MAKE MY GOD DAMN DAYYYYYYYYY

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

Where's baker?

Max pain Chads, I kneel. My knees are bending involuntarily.

>>50355665
WAGMI

All this does is prove that the price does matter and they can be margin called. Once again flat line chad were always right.

i am strongly interpreting this drop and dot

>>50355678
>coherant
You need Grammarly.

>>50355680
scripting like a homosexual

Another 500k shorts just covered and closed after that dump.

Days to cover is now less than 3 days.

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50355555
Came back simply to check em

>>50355707
You guys say that and then he gets singles so I think you're fucking liars. We don't get got, we go get.

>>50355709
Oh cool only 3,800,000,000 more shorts left to cover

>all these jeets posting the same fucking comment
it's soon brothers soon we will take kens jars

>>50355699
Finally someone said it, like it's been posted unchanged. It's bait but god damn

>>50355555

>>50355664
monday

Drops $10 in minutes and no halt. WTF?
Why didn't that trigger anything?

>that was their best shot
>already rebounded and green
LMFAO

>>50355709
How the fuck did they cover while the price plummeted you retard?

>>50355712
>>50355712
>>50355712
Threaded.

it's now reaching pink territory

>>50355755
I know it's a bot but seriously they should at least get spellcheck.

It's alright bros. The algorithm switched from baby mode to big mode. bigger dumps = bigger pumps We will recover to $160 tomorrow.

Oh no no hedgie bros we got too cocky

>>50355707
>hating on the baker
Neck yourself faggot. These threads would be dead without him.

how many billions did it cost them to short it down by $9?

COME ON KENNY
YOU CALL THAT A HIT?
YOUR EX SLAPS MY ASS HARDER THAN THAT WHEN I'M FUCKING HER!
NOW MAN THE FUCK UP AND DUUUUUMMMP IT, FAGGOT!
DO IT BITCH!
I WANT TO SEE DOUBLE DIGITS, YOU SNIVELLING WHORE!
I WANT YOU
ON
YOUR
KNEES
BEGGING ME TO SELL.
>DUMP IT YOU C U C K

>>50355844
Based mentality and digits. Checked.

>>50355776
don't try to engage, it's 99% schizo posting

>>50355709
Another 500k shorts just added and opened because of that dump.

>>50355788
I hodl gme retar

>>50355718
haha.

Flash crash from 500 to 40
Second time flash crash from 300 to 100
Next time was flash from 250 to 120
Next flash crash was 180 to sub 100
This time 150 to 140
It's getting so close I can taste it's vaginal stench

>>50353800
i am a fan of cubanos in tampa...especially from gas stations

>>50354205
I ain't finnah simp buh dat one a stunnah frfr

>>50354099
Sneaky check

>>50356328
Comf comf.

>>50356328
are you the storm that is approaching?