/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50343199
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,146.132B, 96P = 22.3555B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,155.290B, 96P = 22.451B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Lads now that the marketplace is out and the divvy is inbound, if nothing happens afterwards I think I'll legitimately sell half (which would still be 2x from where I am now) and walk away and try to forget this entire mess. But I know after damn near two years of this I'll never be able to let it go

Soon

>>50343266
faggot

soon

>>50343271
>>50343124
>a giant phallus
Of course.

>>50343266

>>50343284
>>50343310
>just baghold forever with me
faggots

>>50343266
Bros, I think I speak for everyone when I say that we every tired and if the hedgefunds were able to price down to $50 first thing tomorrow morning, we'd all sell all of our shares in frustration. Not a single person will slurp that dipperino. We'd all just sell and admit that it's gameover.

>>50343331
Do you have a humiliation fetish? Legitimate question by the way

i hope kek griffin gets minecrafted unironically
i hope it hurts too

>>50343331
oh shit maybe i am the faggot

Bros. The world is so dark, and it seems like the collapse is well and truly imminent. The flickering final hope for the world, as I see it, is the emergence of a new class of ultrabillionaire retards to wage war on the antichrist. Will you join me? When this is all over? Will I find some of you frens on the next and final battlefield?
I hope so. But at least we've had some good times here as brothers in arms against the gatekeepers. Thanks for showing up and making a difference.
Ok I'm done being gay now.
WAGMI.
WAGMI.
WAGMI!

>>50343344
>>50343310
>>50343284
After over a year and a half of "Just wait for the marketplace" or "the divvy is the killshot", if no significant price action follows from either you can bet your ass I'll be at my breaking point. Where the fuck does it go from there? "The divvy and marketplace were never going to cause MOASS, the marketplace needs at least two years of solid earnings to" blah blah blah. I'm tired of the fucking goalposts being moved and the SEC writing new rules allowing crime

layed off. last day is 7/22. hopefully I wake up to a surprise (in my pants).

>>50343359
>the irony

days without moass: 532
days with moass: 0

chadshill bros just CANNOT stop winning

>>50343407
laid***

Is boning a clean, well spoken mulatto negress purely for fun advisable post MOASS? For some reason I don't get intimidated around them (like I would a white woman) because I'm not attracted to them, even though I can tell they have incredible "features".

>>50343406
>Where the fuck does it go from there?
we circle back to picklenetflix DD and (((muh opex))) t+faggot dates in september or whatever the fuck kek baggies

>>50343310
>instajannied
kek faggot

>ego ID

>>50343407
I’ll check in with you at 4AM tomorrow about that WAGSOing

>>50343426
Anon... Listen to yourself

>>50343309
Cleaned it up a bit. Not much I can do

We are mooning in 12 days. The share price will hit 150K.
That is all Im saying.

>>50343490
>citadel moves out of smelly chicago to build a fucking monument in one of the most expensive areas in the US
THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AMMO BROS

fucking tired of every tinder date not leading to anything substantial. It's fairly obvious I'm an ugly motherfucker and need money to make up for it.

moass soon RC, please.

>>50343344
I would buy more and hold because I’m strong as fuck and I’m not poor and need the money.
I’m in this for one reason, I don’t care about GameStop, paki shills, penis buildings, corrupt mods and jannies, apes, dunkies or even Publix.

I’m here for the lulz.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonmarkman/2022/07/11/why-its-finally-game-over-for-gamestop/

IT'S OVER

A month ago everyone said we were going to the millions per share. Now I see people saying 100k-300k per share. Is this sneed worthy behavior or because of split?

>>50343522
532 days of lulz has been had bagbro

Wow. You guys were right about Vinland Saga. I’m on episode 4 and this is better than berserk in a lot of way, but obviously inspired by Berserk. Thanks for the recommendation

>>50343535
>IT'S OVER
For you

>>50343542
Split.

>>50343594
Sneed

>50343518
Couldn't be.

>50343542
That fuck are you even talking about? Infinity is still infinity no matter how many ways you slice it.

>>50343266
what a pussy and a fool you are to willingly give up this opportunity. Good luck chasing shitcoins

>>50343542
Sneed

>>50343522
>I’m here for the lulz.
Boomers cannot fathom this, that somebody would act against their “best interest” purely because it’s goddamn hilarious to watch the economic force behind one of the most powerful empires the world has ever seen collapse because of a dying rigor mortis store that jew’d millennials on video game trade-ins. It is why we will win and they will not

>>50343577
Your trolling but the first season is cool, the trickling in of fay pasifism shit isent even noticable. After that it gets real gay, and the thought of a random jap writing shit like that about historical figures is weird to me.

>>50343613
>CITADEL IS LITERALLY ENRON BRO
>IT'S THE DOT COM BUBBLE ALL OVER AGAIN BRO
>KENNOID GRIFFOID IS LITERALLY BERNIE MADOFF BRO
>IT'S 2008 ALL OVER AGAIN
>IT'S JUST LIKE THE BIG SHORT BRO
>JUST LIKE THE MOOOOOOVIEEEEEE

>>50343406
you're an emotional investor and your NeverGMI. Learn to think for yourself, dont depend on mommy and daddy online to tell you how many sleeps away your own personal infinity of wealth is. So pathetic. Just leave this thread. Sell everything you have first thing tomorrow

>>50343675
>dont depend on mommy and daddy online to tell you how many sleeps away your own personal infinity of wealth is
>depends on reddit to tell him how many sleeps away his own personal infinity of wealth is

I hold my shares because I like them. I would prefer to have them buried with me when I die of old age, but I could see myself parting with them for ~$250,000/share after the split.

Either way I win

>>50343657
When does it get gay exactly? You just broke my heart dude

>>50343696
No I dont faggot. I read the DD and agreed with the thesis. If the thesis changes I'll reconsider. Until then I'm locked in like any rational person would be. I'm not crying like a little bitch boy and looking for reassurance online for my turbulent weak willed emotional investing style. Blow me faggot

>

>>50343406
Only way to lose is to fold, folks. These people are fucked and they are desperate to keep a losing trade open. Just keep buying and if the divvie does not start moass, then DRS 100%.

>>50343772
>i read the DD
the DD:
https://fliphtml5.com/bookcase/kosyg

>blow me faggot
>blow me
>faggot

>>50343726
Hes lying. The entire season is great. I loved the Battle of Britian on.

TDA bros, are you down to initiate a class action lawsuit if they don't deliver our dividend shares? Same for Robbinghood

My CS stack is comfy so lawyer fees won't be an issue

>>50343793
>his only cope is to say "gamestop announced the split after saying they'd do the split"
nice moass baggort

>>50343726
Dont be sad dude i really love it, as long as thorfin is young is prettymuch an amazing arc. Hey and maybe you'll like it anyway, it just a completely different pace for me.

>>50343793
I’m at least happy he has more reaction images but seriously, the schtick gets old pretty quickly

>>50343542
The only way out for hedgies is through paper handed bitches.any government unraveling will require an investigation and create too much commotion.

I don’t know about you, but this all but confirms the problem is dangerously large. Time to liquidate everything and buy gold that is not stored in gme. No joke. Time to run for the hills.

>>50343833
>>50343726
Oh I guess I mean third season? The one that's coming out. All the stuff that's out already in the anime is legit.

A day in the life of NegroFaggot

It was an early Monday morning, his severe forward head posture gave him trouble creeping out of bed. He had to hurry, his favorite stock was about to hit market open!

He rushed to his boyfriends living room, there layed the computer, it was a dell he bought from Craigslist, a low end set up with a custom gaming chair. He took his adult diaper off, revealing his pasty white Jewish legs. His aids riddled sphincter could no longer contain his liquid shit, after all, he was the bottom in the relationship. He had to hurry, the chair came attached with a buttplug, conveniently installed in the center.

He sat down, the shit acted as lubricant, another convenience. He had a single terabyte hard-drive, it was filled with Pozz porn but had just enough room for six whole reaction images. He had no delay in accessing /gme/, it along with hundreds of reddit subs he had subscribed to were already bookmarked.
People called him every name in the book. It didn't affect him. The insults he endured rolled off him like the semen on his gangbanged face.
Until one day, an anon called him an options cuck, it stung him like no other insult had, for he had been found out.

Tears swelled in his ducts but his massive Jewish nose prevented him from crying. The bottled up emotions could not escape him, furthering his anguish. Until a brilliant idea struck him!

He took a blue pen, but instead of doxing himself with simple paper he decided it best to use his scrawny left hand. Paper was important to him, it was his primary source of food, along with his refrigerator entirely stacked with bags of sοi-milk.
"I know!" He snickered "I'll write today's date on my hand and post it on 4chan!" He hissed "that'll show those baggies" He kvetched.

This is a preview of the ideology we are looking forward to, isn't it.
https://youtu.be/v4mzpmIjmEM
>gambling
>addiction
>homelessness
>from any device! even your GAME CONSOLE!

>>50343852
>the schtick gets old pretty quickly
so does the bagcope general

>>50343820
thats a non argument. now gtfo

>>50343610
You need to chill out and think your questions through.

>>50343406
the fundamentals were always important, even in january 2021. that's why GME is the smart investment over retarded fomo shit like amc or dogecoin. NFT dividend and such is pure hopium by the most fanatical superstonkers, it would be nice if RC is planning something like that but don't count on it. now with DRS, the price should at least 10-100x by 2024 at the latest, otherwise if the price stays the same then people will afford to lock up 100% of shares outstanding which would be a ridiculous and unprecedented scenario, it would prove overshorting with 100% DRS shares plus the broker shares, insider shares and institutional shares .

>>50343883
>"I know!" He snickered "I'll write today's date on my hand and post it on 4chan!" He hissed "that'll show those baggies"
and here we are how many days later as i read your fanfiction KEK
>SMALL HAND
kek this is all you can even attempt since im white and it scares you
>bro i triangulated the coordinates of your wall and have determined the size of your hand in the jpeg
kek

i almost forgot
>uh oh stinky
ill be seeing you on sunday
kek seethies

>>50343883
Kek wardies

>50343885
You can't leave, you're stuck in here with us buddy.

T+35 means we will squeeze in mid September, 35 days after July 22nd. Hold tight, frens, we aren’t out of the jew woods yet.

>>50343898
>he read all 245 "books" in the "DD libary"

Monday is the date of record.

>>50343952
WE KNOW FAGGOT
>>50343436

>>50343951

>>50343880
Well they can’t just keep raiding villages and killing christians every time they need anything

>>50343966
youre such a gangster. just like the sopranos! Your comments are so badass

>>50343978
Mighty nice jeans, you got there.

>>50343406
Stop hyping dates trying to demoralize people. The NFT marketplace and split dividend were never intended to force the shorts to close.

>>50344016
yes

>>50344016
be careful he's autistic and doesn't understand sarcasm

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1547433078796169216?s=21&t=FTXBm57lmR25SskYBIf7Ww

>>50343983
If anything I thought the prince saying he doesn’t need god was a huge step backwards for the character.

>>50344028
Wait shit someone just mentioned something about Coco-Cola the other day

>>50344028
b-bros?
>>50339892

>>50344028
wow its actually real

>>50344028
>NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET
>JUST ONE MORE TWEET ABOUT SHIDDING AND FARTING BROS THEN WE MOASS

>>50344028
looks like the coke thing hasn't died out since being sent randomly with online orders.

if hedgies are implicated in coke trafficking then mama mia. Maybe its just a warren buffet reference, who the hell knows.

IDK IF BENCHODE HIMSELF BROWSES THESE THREADS OR IF IT'S SOME INTERN BUT HORY SHET I LOVE GAMESTOP THANK YOU

>>50344066
I do. But Publix is closed right now so I can’t get you guys anything.

>>50344042
My first thought as well.
My children's children will be sustained by my jiemi stack's divvies.

>>50344075
what the fuck is publix even and why are you always going there bro

NEW LOU VS WALL STREET VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20GTJIVROLs

>>50344093
I won’t tell you because you all try and interpret when I go there anyway

>>50344028
I'm thinking wagmi.
>>50344066
Someone post the 4chan Ryan/icecream pic that came out right before the divvy.
>>50344042
Gamestop will not just be a squeeze, it will be a valuable company for generations to come.

>>50344075
Care to explain the tweet, Brian?

>>50344075
post hand
>you will never be chadshill
kek larpies

>>50344028
Let's go!!

>>50344042

>50344099
Since when did lemonhead become a popcorn grifter? Thought he had some RICO charges to deal with.

>>50344134
I’m “not” Ryan Cohen or anything but you can interpret anything you want ;)

>>50344168
>that hand

>>50344168
Look how fat these fingers are

>>50344028
>>50344042
All shall be destroyed in the flames. All except one, that is

>>50344075
COCHEN JUST ANSWER MY GOD DAMN QUESTION I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SNACKS THEY OFFER THERE

do they have monster absolute zeros there

>>50344168
Ryan - I'm telling you this as a friend - you need to lay off the soft serve.

>>50344197
Yes Publix has all flavors of monster in the energy drink aisle

I’ve lived here long enough to know

>>50344168
jesus fucking christ anon, maybe you should try.. not going to publix so often

>my post actually got deleted
please don't ban me mods. I just wanted to make a little fun of the spammer. I promise I won't post it again.

>>50344168
Oh God that ham hand

>>50344220
>kneeling to jslurs
ngmi faggot

So what Ryan Cohen is saying here "I love Coke." Is that he is going to turn GameStop into a massive holding company like Berkshire Hathaway which started out as a textile mill or something that began buying other businesses. That is my interpretation.

>>50344258
It probably means he snorted a fat rail off Cramer's turgid penis

>>50344168
that is one ugly fucking hand

>>50344258
Financial assets for the marketplace whatever those end up being. Bank of Gamestop is an actual possibility.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50344289
You too, comfy blanket poster

>>50344258
Berkshire never split. Meanwhile we can’t stop splitting. It’s all I ever hear about is splits and anime

Even if the squeeze never squishes I'm still making money and saving it. Don't know why so many madfags are mad because people like a stock. Why do you care if I go to 0? Highly sus.

It could be tomorrow. You never know.

>bagbros bullied publix anon out of faggotgeneral

>>50344360
Bullied me? No. I am helping to change the entire financial landscape so that you and everyone else can succeed based on actual fundamentals and company performance. Don’t be lame.

>>50344168
Lose weight sausage fingered retard

>>50344374
>Bullied me? No. I am helping to change the entire financial landscape so that you and everyone else can succeed based on actual fundamentals and company performance. Don’t be lame.
faggot

I just relapsed to pr0n and broke my streak and feel like shit, but the universe has blessed me with a Based Cohen tweet. I won't take my blessings for granted.

>>50344382
You gay tranny bitch he has a thyroid problem.

>>50344382
>man with painted fingernails
you must be dick sucking anon

>>50344382
>baggeneral infested with fatties and trannies
imagine my shock
i literally handmog everyone here KEK

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Exhausted Selling After Dividend Simps can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50344028

Our dubs last thread willed this into being

>>50344374
Stop being so fat. Nobody is going to love you

>>50344406
>that bellybutton
ruined

>>50344418
Yeah, what a slut. kek

You gotta know when to hodl 'em.
Know when to fodl 'em.
Know when the cock is gay.
Know when to cum.

Happy bastille day

>>50344382
the fuck is that scar on your webbing. post bussy tranny

>>50344395
>>50344396
>>50344399

<3 love y'all, but I don't have any shortage of female attention with my gay nails, I'm quite happy with myself.

>>50344382
cant tell if woman or tranny

>50344515
I hate you , do not ever mass reply me again, thanks.

>>50344515
>coping this hard to anonymous posters on biz
>in the baggiegeneral thread no less
ok tranny faggot

>>50344515
they like it because its a sign youre down with their intersectional feminist bullshit. They see those nails and the first thing they think of is pegging your ass and all the other liberal sex you will have with her and the other partners she will make you watch

>>50344028
Kek cokkies

>>50344028

You never post your cunny,
When you're sitting in the thread log,
There'll be time enough for counting,
When the janny cums.

>>50344616
New Dunk sighting.

>>50344028
>https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-town-of-cocacola-millionaires-quincy-florida#:~:text=Today%2C%20Quincy%20is%20a%20quiet,that%20continue%20to%20live%20there.

Ah, Cohen (some say Choen), do you read our memes?

>>50344675
who cares

>>50344680
Dunkfag is coomcat.

Holy fuck baggies. It's actually over. The " it's not about money " cope has started. You dumb fucks should have taken the SEC making fun of you seriously. They've now opened up the door to easy accessible GME shorting forever. Hahahahahahahhahahahahah

>>50344787
Thanks for going to reddit for us to toast roasties, please stay next time.

>>50344675
Based dunkies

>>50339323
WAGMI fren

>>50343657
I thought Farmland saga was pretty comfy and well-written, though slower paced than the prologue. After that? Yeah, it started going to shit when Gudrid was introduced, and I dropped that shit for good when Thorkell's "daughter" was revealed. Post moass I'm gonna harass the shit out of Yukimura Makoto for ruining his own series like that.

moass will never happen and you know it deep down

>>50343880
There is only one season, no? 24 eps?

>>50344787
>>50344867

>>50344288
Checked.

That man was so far ahead of his time

>>50344867

guys what if we just short GMEQ

>>50344923
Screenshot. Sent to the SEC

>>50344863
If (((they))) can rewrite history, we can pay artists to change the official endings to things.

>>50344923
any hedgefunds want to help this anon out and sell naked shorts of GMEQ?

>>50344876
I count when the intro changes to the new shit theme as a new season

>>50344923
KEK

>>50345035
Gotcha. Thought i missed one. Ive been waiting for a new season for a while

>>50344787
There's a reason she's single lads. Who wants to bet her baby daddy hodl's AMC?

what NFT should I buy on the marketplace? Something that I can hodl for a few years and sell at cryptopunk/ape prices

I wish Gamestop had genesis NFTs for sale to commemorate platform

Damn I got denied from working at Target. New low.

"Reincarnated as a Dying Brick and Mortar Video Game Retailer"
-An epic adventure with an OP main character. This tale of one man's rise to world dominance will have you on the edge of your seat the entire way!

>>50345360
There's always walmart

>>50345374
I could always buy kneepads.

I want a gentlesir but im not sure if i should sell my thot or my roaring20 gorilla for it. My Pixel frog is doing good too.

Do you hold nfts or flip them immediately? It makes sense to flip em but i dont know if since they're market opening nft's they gonna keep or lose value.

>>50344787
>I make bad decisions but it's the systems fault! feel bad for me!
Single moms not even once

>>50345446
Even the word single mom is basically just a euphemism for whore.

>>50345360
show email

>>50345367
I’ll make this into an anime post-moass

>>50345431
Keep the thot

So the whole SEC report thing, moass might take another 2 years?

>50343344
Sneed.

>>50345553
I already trashed it: "We don't have any positions for you to fill at this time." As far as I could tell, I took a personality test (Big 5: illegal to do, technically) and they determined that I'm a disagreeable white male uninterested in diversity, which is likely why they declined. That doesn't really rub me wrong but I also got declined from two jobs in two days at a local hospital that I'm perfectly qualified for by the hiring managers over refusal to vaccination despite having positive antibodies at the highest concentration in my bloodwork. Apparently reasonable accomodations do not apply to new hires. It's not the economy that's fucked as much as the people in the middle who hire women, niggers, trannies, etc. who do what they're told instead of what's right. It's why medicine is fucked, government jobs are fucked, and basically everything that isn't right place right time or food service. The death of the west cannot come soon enough, this slow bleed is bullshit, we deserve better. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>50344042
Yeah but 40 dollars in 1920 wasn't that fucking far off 220k in todays money was it.

>>50345278
type red into the search bar and buy the first result. Its a bargin

>>50344382
Sexy hand. Don’t care if you’re a potential tranny.

>>50345666
This was always a long term multi-year play. It might even take a full decade, but we won't know for sure until we're six years in. What's the matter faggot, you can't wait 10 years for multi-generational wealth or something?

WAGMI

>>50344382
Did you hold a semi automatic handgun improperly while firing it? I'm pretty sure I recognize that scarring pattern.

>>50345693
Best of luck to your endeavors anon

>>50345809
I can see it moon to 10K to 100K within this year.and crab for an extremely long time like yeats but to get to meme numbers it will take until 2025-2030
Then it balloons to billions and near infinity

>>50345728
what's special about the cubes?

We bout to be like the Coca Cola millionaires during the Great Depression.

>>50345849
I live with my dying parents (stepdad has heart damage from vaccine and mother has brain damage) with have enough dosh to make it through to October paying minimums on my credit. I won't be able to wind up my position but hopefully I can stock shelves in the next couple of months since healthcare won't hire me until after everyone dies this winter. It is what it is.
>>50345873
How the fuck does that make any sense to your monkey gorilla brain? Do you understand you cannot partially manipulate a price? You either control it, or supply/demand does. We will break free.

>>50345896
The shares were worthless during the depression. Just like gamestop will be soon. Thank God for Gary Gensler!!!!! He's allowing everyone to short you forever. KEK BAGGIES

>>50345910
do you have a car anon? doing gig work will help a bit.

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50343199
>>50343211
Double cheeeeeckeeed.

>>50345934
This kind of absurd cope only strengthens my resolve to hold

>>50345958
No, but I have a friend who I might be able to cut concrete for. If not, I will watch anime and neet until it is all over. My comfy stays ungrumpy.

>>50345996
you will be rewarded for taking care of your parents

>>50345732
I may look like a twink, but I'm no tranny. ty
>>50345840
Mine's from glass, though I've got a friend that has a scar from just that, it somewhat matches mine.

>>50346099
You know the rules.

>>50346099
hands too fat to be a twink. post bussy anyway

>>50345666
Someone fill me in on what this is about

>>50343199
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>>50345666 satans digits never lie
>>50345995 palindrome pilled
>>50346099
CHEEECKEEED!! great gets this thread

WAGMI

>>50346153
SEC authorized using ETFs against specific stocks. I actually think it's a nothingburger since hedge funds did this anyway in more complicated ways (XRT). The actual usecase in my opinion is that other players can take stronger positions on the long side of GME without buying shares, since, as we know, there basically aren't many real shares left.

>>50345693
youre supposed to say youre passionate about intersectionality and youre ashamed to be white. Lying is literally square one when it comes to corporate retail jobs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TAKE MY ENERGY, $GME

>>50345876
I own one and I think its really neat. Thats it

>>50346194
I'm not going to do that, unfortunately. I'd rather die, broke and alone. I'm not neurotypical/hypersocialized to do that, anyways.

>>50346153
>>50346191
I'm not sure that it really helps them. The whole point of the splividend is that is forces accountability of shares, which is the end of the road for them. The new SEC shit hasn't changed that fact.

>>50346225
Is there any possible way hedgies will anime ass pull their way out of this one ?
Kennoid tells all brokers including CS via magical calculator and the spreadsheet gif
Just X4 and nothing happens at all
Fuc
No margin calls no forced buying
Why do I have a fucking feeling this is exactly what will happen.... FUCK
What's it actually going to fucking take ? NFT dividend? Actual locking of the entire float ??
Rape Gary gensler with a machete?

>>50346307
chillax retard you're fudding yourself

>>50346307
The SEC can't enforce anything as per the EPA SC ruling. Whatever happens next, they can't stop it. Does Ken have any options left? I don't think so. I think our bomb goes off when the great reset does which should be this September/winter all things considered. Netherlands is literally in South Africa status right now. If Americans didn't all have heart damage, they would be rioting.

Still Holding.
Sneed Hedgies.
Fuck Popcornies and Option Fags.

Did I WAGMI last night or did I slip into another timeline again?
>timeline check
This is the one where Micheal Keaton won the Oscar for Birdman right?

Cohen bought that wu-tang album that shkreli sold and is gonna make it a NFT for shareholders.
He likes coke y’all and GameStop delivery orders contained free coke (specifically sugar free which is wu-tang in Chinese).

Kek he is a fellow schizoposter
>verification not required

>>50346381
good lord i'm about to bust

>>50344515
>being gay to impress the women

>>50346307
They already did, you're dropping below 40 by next week as planned.

You cannot win baggie.

>>50346381

>>50344028

>>50346381

>>50346436

>>50346307
Yeah. They can do another 9/11 and find a share certificate for gamestop on the street before airing a video of Ryan Cohen taking responsibility. Jet fuel can't melt leather wallets.

So with the CAT delayed until 2024, does that mean moass is also delayed to at the very least 2024?
ANd if the float is now trippled due to the split, wont it take three times as long to lock the float?

T. brainlet of brainlet

>>50346628
Anon..I

>>50346635
That's why i'm asking anon :(

>>50346628
markets just going to be a hole in the ground anyways

>>50346658
I'm just tired of waging anon so god damn tired

>>50346676
don't worry bro when the split happens you can retire
and when it doesn't squeeze after the split you can retire after T+35
and when it doesn't happen after that, you'll have to wait 2 more years like overstock
and when it doesn't happen after that.....

>>50346628
No.
>>50346676
We know.
>>50346713
Niggerfaggot, don't you have to go to sleep?

>>50343474
lulz

>retail grabs Wall Street by the nuts and is doing speedbag drills by buying and holding shares of one single overly shorted company

>>50346628
No.
And DEFINITELY no.
christ anon get it together

Moass is today AH

>>50346722
>>50346886
Sorry anons I've slept maybe 3h, my brain is mush
Thanks for clearing that up
I've set aside a couple thousand for after the split, gonna go on a shopping spree

i'm excited for the splivvy but the uncertainty of it all is making me anxious bros

>>50346933
If you're anxious then imagine what hedgies are going through.

Reminder nothing is happening until September or October.

I did not buy the top. I will not buy the top. It is going down until close Friday. 120 I will consider it. But this run is over. See you all next announcement.

>>50346970
part of me is scared they're gonna somehow weasel themselves out of this and are doing just fine

>>50347015
Oh you mean like the SEC just approving direct and targeted individual stock shorted etfs??? They just signed the paperwork for infinite liquidity

>>50347034
What will shorts do if an nft dividend is announced huh?

awfully stinky in here

Think about the whole moass situation for second.

The world is currently in a global economic crisis and had been headed here for a couple years.

If moass is allowed to play out it exacerbates that crisis.

The institutions have met in back rooms and explained to the biden administration why this thing must be illegally prevented from playing out. With the blessing of government and SEC they are slowly being allowed to exit.

MOASS cannot happen. As much as it should happen, I feel it simply can't. It's too big for them to allow.

>>50347217
>implying we're going to just let them have it not happen
We're not asking for permission here.

>>50347217
>If moass is allowed
What do you mean "If"

>>50347146
Have somebody take the fall? Some dogshit never heard of fund. Dtcc covers with the infinite money printer they have. Gamestop goes through a small squeeze. 80% of reddit paper hands at 250. The end. Every single post on superstonk is about how poor they are. They see +$10,000 in their accounts they're going to sell. These losers have never had more than $2,000 cash at any time.

Then every single fund on wallstreet uses the etf. And shorts gamestop into the ground as everybody exits.

>>50347034
how do the individual stock etfs change anything tho? iirc they are more aimed at retail traders who day trade, hedge funds cant already short whatever they want in a multitude of ways without needing an etf.

>>50347281
can*

>>50346436
>>50346471

>>50347217
>>50347253
Still no reason to sell.

kek baggies

>>50347217
If they really had the power to end it whenever they want to, it would have ended in Jan 2021. It cannot be stopped. Somebody is paying for this mess.

>>50347364
And that somebody will get a single share of me and i'll get at the very least 9-12 digits $

>If they really had the power to squeeze it, it would have actually MOASSd Jan 2021, instead it hasnt squeezed since with muh float and my 200 failed hyped dates and muh marketplace. It cannot be squeezed. Bagholders are paying for this mess.

>>50347418
>nigger

WAGMI frens. 155 EOD.

>>50347418
Now that's a retarded argument if I ever heard one!

>>50347364
and with strange aeons even (((they))) may die

>>50347418
Answer the question, nigger. Why do we have 108 days of 100% of short utilization? Why are FTDs piling up? Why is cost to borrow going up?

>>50347217
wow not my problem
shut the fuck up and pay me

>>50347519
Answer the question, nigger.
Why hasn't 108 days of short utilization, ftds, rrp, borrow rate, a marketplace, a future split, nfts, funko pops or warehouses made you squeeze yet?

Answer : because. It. Doesn't. Fucking. Matter.
They have hundreds of billions. You have reddit wage income.

comfy PM shilling

imagine the smell

they better keep this shit red til market open or we are running.

you guys ready for

ANOTHER

GREEN

DAY

>>50347217
>I feel it simply can't

i don't give a shit about your feelings faggot

is it just me or the shills have gotten stupider and stupider as this saga has progressed? i could swear the shills from a year ago had way more coherent arguments

>>50347592
rail more coke faggot
your days are numbered

>50347592
>They have hundreds of billions. You have reddit wage income.
And every day their budget is a little lower while ours increases with every redditard wage packet thrown into the mix.
>Lmao it's only some snow rolling down hill, it could never obliterate a village
>Lol you really think the tide can erode the coast, it's water dude
>Rofl, you can't seriously believe that feet can wear away stone.
Cope with your inevitable demise, you inane faggot.

You have ONE billion dollars DRSd?
You did three million yesterday?

Thats cool man. Ken Griffin alone is worth 25.3 billion. So in 18 months you've hit a billion. In 37 years you'll get to Keith's net worth delusional baggies

>>50347621
Not enough money left in Kenny's vault to afford the good shills.

>>50347621
They're running out of excuses and having to cut back on the budget as they pour more into the sacrificial cenote of GME.

>>50347637
>And every day their budget is a little lower while ours increases with every redditard wage packet thrown into the mix.

Yeah they've been in business for decades by only making one play at a time you stupid fucking idiot. They're in thousands of plays daily.

rinse and repeat "too big to fail" fuds

send the ai and save yourself some money kenneth

>50347592
my brother in christ, 108 days of utilization, ftds, rrp, borrow rate are not catalysts but indicators of the state of things
out of all the others you listed the only catalysts are the split dividend (which you have no idea of knowing what will come from it) and the marketplace potentially helping boost profits making gamestop a profitable company which will bring in more institutional investors

options shifted the event horizon a little bit but we are still a frog's ass hair away from ending it all

critical margin theorists are so fucking funny

stop it

>>50347655
you are so so bad at spreading fud i'm actually embarrassed for you
again, your days are numbered. can't wait to see your bosses do flips from buildings

>>50347655
Oh yeah they're probably making bank in the current climate of...
>A completely red market that everyone knew was coming so none of the other big players are retarded enough to purchase shorts off them.
Oh, as for
>Lmao Kenny is worth 25.3 billion
Kenny is losing at minimum a billion a month (3 billion in April 22) and has had to lock the parachute compartment to avoid passengers bailing.
Your kids are going to lose their trust funds and have to suck dicks for nickels on the street corner (Not that they care, they're sex-worker positive to a Xir am I right)
So again; cope.

>>50347716
based and redpilled

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50343199
>>50343211
checkies

>>50347217
"You took out a loan millennial. Pay it back."
"You took out a short boomer. Pay it back."
Not my fucking problem. We either get rich or we expose the corruption for all to see and the stock market comes tumbling down.

>>50347253
Why would they sell at $250 if they held up to $500 during the sneeze? General consensus was everyone was holding til at least 1k last year. Now they need to give a whole lot more than 10k and their positions have multiplied tenfold. I'm comfy... are you shill?

all this fud has really shook me to my core. im not sure now that im going to make it. i have decided first thing today on market open is to aell all my crypto, nfts and all my equity shares to buy more gme

>>50347908
missed
kek crabbies

>>50347908
sloppy af

>>50343406
Are you a shill?

I came back in here because I remember an argument I got in with that fucking retard keith. I was right and he was wrong. Record date is before dividend date. He talked shit because I wouldn't shit up the thread with him after I provided my evidence. Where is that glowie faggot now? Bitch wanna continue our discussion? It will consist entirely of me telling him I was right and he was wrong. What a fucking loser. He talked shit because I wouldn't admit I was wrong but what about him? Will he admit he was wrong now that it's definitive? I doubt it. Get fukt nerd.

What's your cover story going to be post MOASS when you inevitably drive around in public in your new vehicle, park, and suddenly get attention from gold diggers?

>Hey anon, is that your car?
>No, it's my moms car.
>Wow anon, your parents must have a lot of money!
>Haha no, it's just a rental.

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

today i will shit my pants. so will you

>>50347985
>Hey anon, is that your car?
>walk right past them and keep walking
Something most of you fucks won't know how to do.

Not gonna lie, former GME holder here. This is fucking hilarious watching Cohen crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy keep making more bagholders.

So the nft market is averaging 22k in revenue per day (not profit). And its only really customer base is you guys, because no one in the real world cares about nfts.
The 22k will slowly diminish over time, because how are "apes" supposed to buy shares if they spend all their money on shitty hand drawn chris chan-esque artwork?
This endeavour was a catastrophic failure for gamestop, there's no excuse for this.
It will probably be closed in a couple months.

>>50348086
If you gonna fud at least try and use the right numbers. Also your gay and no one cares what you think

I haven't been here the whole time but this is literally the most shills I've ever seen since May last year. If it isn't close and if it's all futile, why are we seeing the most committed and emotionally invested shills ever?

>>50348086
it will never see a return on investment KEK BAGGIES

>>50348101
Half the shills are niggerfaggot IP hopping, he's been caught out so many times it's hilarious.

>>50348101
because you are baggies and must be kek'd
also ryan cohen is a fucking loser who needs to rope himself

>>50347985
My parents were wealthy when I was a kid so I already know how to deal with gold diggers. I'm way more into the grunge look now so that should help keep them off. I also hate women so it's not even really an issue to begin with.

>>50348101
>gamestop produces shitty opensea clone, with "artwork" that looks like something a 4 year old would draw, and their parents would stick on the fridge
>it fails to meet even the most realistic expectations of gmetards, who have been hyping it up for over a year
>it performs absolutely horrendously, barely generating enough revenue to cover operating costs
>people rightly laugh at this pathetic failure
h...haha so many shills h..hah

https://youtu.be/V9EbPxTm5_s
>Citadel is fine, don't take your money out of Citadel, that's just being silly

>>50348142
I like how you just lie to make a narrative. Very cool

Delicious desperation-seething, it's soon.

>>50348164
kinda like you huh?
sneed baggie

>>50348164
>NOOOOOOO
>IT'S NOT TRUE
>IT CANT BE HAPPENING
>BECAUSE I SAID SO

>>50347985
>Implying I'm going to get a new car
My ugly Skoda with the 2 dents in it is more than enough for me. It's a good drive and that's all I ask.

>>50348183
Meltdownies are melting down over it and they can't comprehend it is a beta and earning $45k a day. It's not even launched the IMX integration of games yet.

>50348194
>NOOOOOOO
>IT'S NOT TRUE
>IT CANT BE HAPPENING
>BECAUSE I SAID SO

The self awareness or lack thereof is amazing

>>50348218
>45k a day
>For a company that does 1 billion per quarter
SAY IT WITH ME:
DEAD
ON
ARRIVAL

Why are there still shills ?
No anon no FAgGOT is this faggoty to troll day and night for 2 years
There bored and then there's being paid to be brown and shitty

>>50348231
>BETA

Kek your seethe is delicious

>50348231
there's no way you're actually this stupid right?

>>50348235
Their contract isn't up clearly.

>>50348237
>But it's a BETA
>But it's JUST RELEASED
>But it'll be PATCHED
Cope baggie bitch

>all other runups ended with price dropping until the next one
>this one we consistently crab around 130 for a month already

you know where the next schizoline goes

>>50348257
Wow you actually are a retarded brown and smelly person from india arent you

Sorry friends, I've been spreading misinformation.
According to reddits very own nft market stat-tracker, its only been generating 16k per day in revenue (not 22k).
>https://sevenfourone.live/
They even increased the fee percentage to get this figure.
How embarrassing.

>>50348252
Kindly use two arrows when replying to a post of mine

>>50348267
>launched on the 12th
>launched 4 days ago
Kek whoever's made this os a retard and whoever's repost it is a retard.

I thought indians were meant to be good at maths?

>16k revenue per day
It'll crush amazon any day now. Any day.

>>50348142
>90k a day can barely cover operating costs

>50348271
why would i give (you)s to a shill who has the critical thinking skills of a golden retriever? you're being a contrarian instead of using any logic whatsoever

>>50348257
You will always be Indian
Some maybe poor or penniless or even homo or trans or even Jewish
But you will forever always always never changing always be Indian
Remember that
When GME goes to zero and the red dot on your forehead turns into a laser dot and you get scalped by RICO
GME will go to zero but you I'll always be an Indian male
Never ever ever forget that ever
GME will go to zero Ryan Cohen and all the stock holders will be killed
But you will always be Indian no matter what

>>50348304
>it makes 90k per day
>because I said so

I'm honestly shocked they choose this approach with the shills. I thought for sure they would go with light to no shills this close to their demise.

>>50348310
sir i am not doing this understanding of what you are meaning?
you agree the gamestop is going to zero? yet be racist, i do not understand.

>>50348321
Volume multiplied by 4.5% as the fee goes both ways.

sers do not redeem

no normal person would repeatidly fud a stock for a failing brick and mortar store unless there was some incentive for it. its hands down one of the strongest indicstors that things are not what they seem.

Lol

shills trapped in here with us now

they must pray to vishnu for the *OASS

its already over

>>50348342
There is no racism you will always be Indian this is the hard truth
GME will go to zero 0
Doesn't change shit for you my brown Indian
Go home before you die
Before they send the RICO death squads to kill your entire family and village
रिको आपको मारने से पहले अपना पद छोड़ दें

>>50348376
What's funnier is they can't even fud properly. Using incorrect stats only 3rd world 2nd hand info types would do. Almost like they are arguing in bad faith with retarded takes because they have desperation to get us to sell. Just like trying to smash the price down in AH to trigger stop losses held over night after pumping the price during the day.

>>50348401
Nothing will happen baggie
>No squeeze
>No market reform
>No charges
>No company turnaround
>No cells
KEK baggie

>it’s just the beta! wait until gaming partnerships and tokenised stock exchange!

No, ser, the beta is you.

PNG Pawn Shop
GIF Garage Sale
SVG Swap Meet
JPG Junk Store
FLAC Flea Market
EXIF EBAY
DAGUERREOTYPE Dollar Store
TIFF Thrift Shop
RASTER Recycling Center

>>50343414
7/6/21 was the real DOTR all along

>50348436
I agree 100%
So what are you still doing here ?
You won
We lost
Indian proud dead cows

>he big mad

>>50348413
The main thing for me is I can't Imagine anyone fudding for fun.

little fun for those who didnt catch it

Edit: wow this really blew up!
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold kind strangers

>50348436
And yet here you are, seething in our thread rather than the other way around.

>>50348470
That looks great anon, roast beef?

Shills seething, secies scrambling, hedgies pacing the ledgies, kek crypties, yeah I'm thinking wagmi

>>50348413
I mean let's get real here. Surely you don't actually think that there are shills (people really getting paid to fuck with you). People are just having fun fucking with you all at this point.

One anon posted a fake link about GME giving free NFTs to their shareholders yesterday and you retards talked about it for hours and it was clearly fake. You guys are just fucking losers and won't make a dick off this trash stock.

>>50348477
The thing is no one fucking cares lol
I don't fucking go into pmg or XRP or xmr or any generals because I don't fucking care and I am the biggest loser on the fucking planet
Yeah I have a wife and kid and had sex and am not brown but still
Fudding for fun ?
FUCK OUTTA here

could y ou imagine having this distinctive of a posting style that you are immediately outted on every new ip instantly

Guys I have something to admit. I was wrong, I will now be resigning as CEO OF AMC and publicly informing you all that I have gone from 50% GME in my portfolio to 100%. Forgive me for laying in bed with our jewish overlords, I was decieved.

>>50348504
Why do you care ?
So much ?
That is the only part that is puzzling
I never go into any generals to fud for fun
May as well kill yourself instantly

>there aren't paid shills
>ignore all the reddit posts of DM's
>ignore the bot posts on youtube and twitter
>ignore the yahoo conversations
>nah bro powerful entities wouldn't pay to save their own bacon with sentiment manipulation something they have jim cramer on video saying they do

Do seethies really?

reminder that there is a report button. keep your community clean by picking up trash.

>>50348504
Hello Mr 1pbtid, do tell what we should be investing in during these trying times? Post your crypto portfolio, sir.

>50348504
Surely you don't think the cope of you doing it for free is actually going to change anything? It's over we won. No one is going to sell before the splivvy. Just look for your nearest ledge faggot.

>>50348537
you really think its worth the time and money?
you really think its possible to train jeets to learn 4channel culture?
they cant even be taught to use a toilet

you people are so paranoid it makes it good free fun to larp as a brown just to farm (you)s

>>50348532
This is my new namefag alter ego boys, I am not worthy to call myself ceo of gme.

>>50348534
because i am working and having fun just fucking with you guy on the side. I would love to see you guys win, but this thread has no actual discussion for realistic outcomes anymore. It is just a bunch of schizo fags hanging on any stupid tweet or announcement. And you guys really think there are paid shills which is absurd. Trust me if there ever were paid shills, there job is done at this point. You guys lost a year and a half ago.

i just put in an order for 1 (one) gme share for $214k because kenny's slimy fingers will slip on the 'short' button and press the 'close' button instead

>source: i saw it in a dream last night

>>50348581
>indians don't use 4chan
>what is 99% of biz
Only a jeet would think this passes the smell test

>>50348532
Sell signal

>>50348620
im not saying indians dont use 4channel.org/biz/
you fucking mong

keep getting larped on
ill be living rent free in your head until the end of time

>THERES JEETS IN THE WALLS
>THE BREAD IS SHILLING RYE TO ME
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

paranoid schizos BTFO

>>50348648

>>50348621
deusex_whatashame.png

>>50348605
Expecting a realistic outcome from a stock that has defied realistic expectations for over a year and a half is stupid. It's way more likely that something outlandish or retarded happens instead of something 'realistic'.

>>50348605
Why don't they ground the stock back 2 years ago completely delisted and zeroD ? And kill all the stock holders RC ?
Simply kill everyone involve with the stock they have quadrillions
They can stage a mass shooting at every single GameStop and blame it on 4chan and Reddit
Instantly delisted shorts gone

>50348664
>he big mad we don't believe hin

>>50348678
chainlink earrings :O

so baggies hold on one minute
just to make sure i am understanding of situation here
the harder i post against your soon to be worthless gme bags, the harder you hold them and the more you buy?
i will continue posting against you if this is case, i want to see you die poor baggies after the bags go to GMzEro

>>50348688
>BISCH BASTERD I AM NOT INDIAN I FUCK YOUR MOTHER PUSSY!

your supplimental income relies on you not leaving rajesh

you keep bumping us to the top of the catalog for us, k?

thx sweaety

>>50348477
>I can't Imagine anyone fudding for fun
that's literally all /v/ does every time a new video game is released

>>50348722
Are people invested in those games and the fud used to manipulate them into selling? I'm not sure you know what fud is.

I don't even want the moass or any money at this point
I don't fucking care GME goes to zero or infinity
I just hope India gets fucking nuked 5000 times into fucking dust

ANOTHER

GREEN

DAY

>>50348753
Bro really set up a whole photoshoot in his hood over his boss calling him up LMAO

>>50348786
what if i told you that no one was even on the phone?

:O

welcome to /gme/

>>50348764
>indian spammers paid by jewish bankers
why not nuke the source instead?