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>>50338890Good. Source?
>>50338890Does that mean that a my locked $452k are gone forever?
>>50338890When will they learn?Defi just means the government doesn't help you if you get rugpulled, lmao.
Buhbye
>>50338890>it's true
>>50338920Not exactly, as I remember they were suggested to file for chapter 11. Meaning they have to restructure everything, because their idiot staff like pornstar failed to do their job. Their debt to you might get paid out eventually.
>>50338920Have fun chasing them down for the legal battle. At least they're based in the USA.
>>50338921Will get it to you in sec, just got a notification from CNBC
Oh damn, sure enough :Vhttps://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/13/embattled-crypto-lender-celsius-informs-state-regulators-that-its-filing-for-bankruptcy-imminently-source-says-.html
>>50338920Yes, because creditors are first in line and will slurp up the vast majority of assets that Celsius is sitting on. If you are lucky you might get like 10-20% back after court proceedings drawn out over several years ala mtgox. You should have read the terms before you put your money in
PETER SCHIFF WAS RIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58e1tdGb0ug
>>50338920maybe your grand children will see $100 of it.
>>50338986Thanks for the sauceNote: Chapter 11
>>50338920You'll get a little back. But you got what you deserved.
>>50338920yes
>>50338920why would you trust all that money in one place? even fdic only covers up to 120k
>>50338890Trusting a ex - female pornstar to manage your funds. At least you got fucked trusting a ex female pornstar.
>>50338986Bitcoin pumping on the news, sweeet
>>50338920yes. holders of senior secured debt will get whatever is left. accounts and equity are wiped out.
>>50338890why the fuck did the market pump on this newsits so bad, they have to dump everything they have for cash
it's over
>>50339243no they don't retard
>>50339243Because this is crypto, fearless chads that risk their life savings for moon missions
>Bitcoin pumpingI don't get it bobos...
>>50339300lol you call this a pump?
>>50339273bankruptcy court will absolutely make them liquidate
>>50338991all i see is two charlatans arguing while they run away with ur money
>>50339368t. someone who did not actually watch the video
>>50339332just like mt gox so maybe celcius will have to liquidate its assets in 15-20 years
>>50338890
>>50339488UK jurisdiction will happen way faster, it is not Japanese Jurisdiction this time.
>>50338890OH NO NO NO NO
>someone close to the matter>does not want to be named>market is not dumpingIm not sure yet
>>50338986OK. I just chortled in my office. Funny shit.
Looks like I lost 8k plus 15% of my FLR if it ever drops. Going to take a walk, grab a bottle of whiskey and fire up Ebay. I have a lot of selling to do. At least I took my Eth and Xrp off months ago. RIP my Matic stack though.
So is there any chance I’ll see any of this ever again?
>>50340377Sorry for your loss
Power of defiI actually feel for the meme of not trusting the banking systemI lost+2k which in my europoor country is two average salaries4-5 month savings lost and I was going to use them to move to the UK Fuck kikes
>>50338991Damn. Never saw Schiff in a video. Dude's a chad, very based.
>>50338920>>50338890I literally had my entire savings in there. What the fuck do I do now.
This is what happens when you experience cognitive dissonance from frequenting basket weaving forums for financial advice. >banks are evil>I'm going to put my life savings in a centralised sketchy fund that's promising too good to be true APR >nothing can possibly go wrong Zoomers making fun of boomers getting scammed by telephone and email scammers when they've been inching closer to being scammed and rugged themselves hahahahah. Can't make this shit up
>>50340756start over i guess, sorry anon, you just got fucked hard by jews. Learn the lesson and keep moving forward
>>50340756Get a job. Try again.
>>50339332liquidate what, exactly? they've alreadt spent hundreds of millions of dollars paying off their defi loans
>>50340377anon I'm sorry its gone
>>50340765>le plebbit spacingfuck off
>>50338991He knew that a jew can only run a ponzi and he did understand it since he has the samethinking
>>50338920No. A redditor found this loophole in their system.
>>50338920You just Mt goxxed yourself
>>50339076more khater memes pl0x
>>50339682Isn't that Shkreli? Is he trolling or honestly that much of a faggot? Sucking so much cock you end up on the Forbes list is not something to be proud of.
>>50339682Magnet for the videomagnet:?xt=urn:btih:668F6EBF4C013B45A317A71595C41FD2089BBFBD&dn=GirlsDoPorn+-+20+Years+Old+%28E349%29+NEW+09+January+2016&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Feddie4.nl%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.sktorrent.net%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.blackunicorn.xyz%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.aletorrenty.pl%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.gresille.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce
>>50340785I'm in college, I don't want a job. I was literally living off the $300 per week stablecoin interest.
>>50341026SSSSSSNNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF(she and i both)
>>50341067>$300 per weekLiterally a part time wage. Lots of places hiring. Me? Oh, I have my coins in cold storage and sell a bit when I need some cash. Maybe try that when you get your portfolio back where it was before.
>>50339076HODL MODE!
>>50338920Thanks for playing. Kek
>>50340488>I actually feel for the meme of not trusting the banking systemThis is what I feel separates a lot of people. While BTC may have been created as a safe haven from excessive money printing, at its core, it was created because you can't trust large centralized entities with money. Anyone who dumped their money into it for high yield should know that what they were doing goes against the ethos of crypto in a way, and that this was an inherent risk. It sucks they have to learn this through pain, but maybe they'll know better for next time.
>>50341067No one wants a job. Find something tolerable and dca into good projects until the market picks back up.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I had my wife's son college savings fund staked. I'm going to fucking blow my brains out I don't know what to do.
>>50339682>Mr AlgorandI’m selling my Algorand right now fuck this
Going through the celsius subreddit rnOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DIKKK HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW MANY NECKS HOW MANY NECKS
I guys are rekt. ROFLMAO like lawyers are going to be eating at Le Petit Maison Grande every night on your nest egg money.Pro tip: buy income producing real estate bitches.
>>50338926The irony is that this wasn't even DeFi.
>>50338920>>50340377You should get back a percentage, but realize retail investors are last in line for compensation. So whatever is left after paying literally everyone else is then distributed among you suckers. Sorry for your loss, better luck next time.
>>50340756Become a Nazi like us oldfags and never trust jews again. Welcome anon, you're here forever.
>retards in here leaving theirs funds in a exchangeBros...
>>50338890Does it matter? My matic bag just pumped by 20% in the last
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akHW8Xen4Cw>so Celsius can fuck us on this very important work for the community
>>50338890weren't these things supposed to be safer than banks? what the fuck?
>investing in a made up asset with no real valueThey get what they deserve
>Literally the entire point of crypto is to hold your own coins and not put your trust in 3rd parties>Put coins into what is effectively an unregulated bank where the government will not only not save you if it fails but they actively hope it fails and that you lose everything
>>50344402You forgot the best part>Investing in a made up asset with no real value, then handing over that made up asset to a madoff scheme to give you 20% apy
>>50338920its just on HODL mode
>>50340377Anon....
>>50338991couldn't make it past 2 minutes. that blonde seems smarter than this goldtard boomer.
>>50340377please describe the smell
https://mobile.twitter.com/otisa502/status/1537170718001078274
>>50341015Shkreli is a MASSIVE simpSo, yes, he is a faggot
>>50341015He's been in prison. Be proud that he isn't simping for landwhales at this point.
HODL CELSIUS MARINES HODLLLLLL
>>50338890100$ EOY
>>50345345Holy kek. Necks will hang
>>503454080 degrees Celsius (formerly Celsius Network).
>>50345345You will be holding on for dear life because you quite literally are not able to sell DUMBASS!
>>50345345>risking loosing all of your 1,5 million bucks for an 80,000 gainthese people were never gonna make it
>>50338920Should have just kept them "locked" in a a private wallet, retard. You get what you deserve for being to greedy and falling for the "muh farming" scam. Kek.
>>50345471This couldn't go tits up, but it did?
>>50345487Just air now.
>>50345487fucking kek
>>50345471It's not even 80k gain, you can get a couple of % in pretty much risk free investments. So they pretty much risked all that money to get 50-60k additionally.Fucking idiots.
>>50339076where can I find more footage of this whore?did she go by an alias?
Crypto bros won't do anything. They know their gains are ill gotten.
>>50345593It's a GDP video. Since the lawsuit they aren't on the mayor porn sites anymore, but you can still download them quite easily.
Fucking lol
>>50345167..says man loosing money right now on imaginary database rows he bought
Can someone explain why this is a good thing
>>50338988>Yes, because creditors are first in lineHe is not a creditor a creditor for overheads is first in line, so for example commercial rent, insurer, utility bills, stationary anyone who invoices them, no he is a depositor in a an unregulated uninsured token interest Ponzi, not a creditor at all and last in line, if he gets anything at all.
>>50345811In some way this seems both reasonable AND ludicrously delusional all at once.
>>50345811>I expect the buyout to be a 6-figure offerNothing of value was lost
>>50345811The arrogance and delusion of this dipshit, I used actually buy risky bad debt, all sorts of thrash, something like that I could give him 0.5% if he was very very lucky and he covered all my legal fees for notarising the assets. I'd only give 5% for audited stocktake on high margin good with definite recovery what the fuck is he at demanding six figures for this crapshoot? Try 0.01% for a quick response and close.
>>50338960>Their debt to you might get paid out eventually.maybe, not eventually
>>50345989>>50346016In the comments he get severely humbled and basically admits he'll take an offer from the highest bidder, the highest in the thread was offering 5%.
>>50339682sucking dick and getting jizzed on taks gutslol
>>50345929I think you misunderstood m8He's saying yes >>50338920's money is gone precisely because he isn't a creditor
>>50345345gigachad has been playing diablo immortals in the past few days
>>50346033As he is a personal depositor it is very unlikely he will get anything after creditors, institutions, receivers and accountants etc Going to be a lot of high hourly rate fees involved in winding this sucker up and unsecured uninsured depositors are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the food chain.
>>50346052yea he's waiting for f2p updates kek
>>50346034>In the comments he get severely humbled and basically admits he'll take an offer from the highest bidder, the highest in the thread was offering 5%.5% is far to much. Give you some idea I still have two properties tied up since 2008 that I bought on % as debt, I have another residential defaulted mortgage that belongs to a member of a drug cartel, now these are the more bizarre ones but the best one is audited physical stock with a known margin record, like for example lumber or gravel. His crypto deposit account crap can never be used as a security or capital by me in any form like rights to assets financial institutions will give the nod. He'd be lucky to get 0.5% from me and more likely 0.2% at best. He's after 10% (wants six figs from six figes so assuming he is high and close to a million he is after 100K on 800 or 900K, over 10%. Not fucking happening. 5% is way to good as well, you would get bankrupt jewellers audited stock for that if you had the cash ready to go. It is a shitty business though.
“Impulsive Copyright” .. interesting case found online.. it’s titled.. Bank of America vs Mehrnoosh Eskandari
>>50346045no prbs m8 just depends how you read you post see?
>>50346129>“Impulsive Copyright” .. interesting case found online.. it’s titled.. Bank of America vs Mehrnoosh Eskandarihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmBOH1eRvSY
>>50340845Is he actually retarded?
>>50346110Yeah he'll probably realize when the number of offers is slim to none.
>>50346190His offers were already slim to none, but then the chapter 11 news dropped like three hours after his thread.
>>50340845>No. A redditor found this loophole in their system.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1-KhODAwQs
>>50346110>He'd be lucky to get 0.5%If he has 500k on there, that's 2.5k.At that point the most reasonable thing is to take the risk of holding the account himself.There literally is no middle ground; any reasonable offer will never be high enough to offset the risk of just holding onto it yourself.
>>50346259>If he has 500k on there, that's 2.5k.Well we all have to sit down for a goo meal in a top restaurant to discuss it don't we, my accountant and best man and me and himChanged my mind, I'll give him 800 and pay his bill for the meal we just had and and a cab home and that's after I've handed him my invoice for my consulting services for two grand by a man who can pull his fucking arms off and I'd do that to him because he's clearly a fucking idiot because he put that much money in this shit then summoned evil like me by spraying his affairs all over the fucking internet. Unless the man has downs syndrome deserves all he gets.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv8pn23XxeU
>>50344470
>>50343298They've been right grafted, royally turned over you might say
>>50346318Gee anon, why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel
>>50346318Also, Peaky Blinders is the absolute cringiest shit I've ever seen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKN-VK0B-18
>>50340845the cope is unreal
>>50345811there are companies that specialize in buying up bankruptcy debt. alot of mt gox victims ended up selling their accounts because they didn't want to wait yearsinCELs will also have this option but of course it will be for just a few cents on the dollar
>>50340845Just got off the phone with customer support. They knew they didn't have a leg to stand on because those ToS agreements are water-tight, and agreed to refund all of my crypto immediately.
>>50338921https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/13/embattled-crypto-lender-celsius-informs-state-regulators-that-its-filing-for-bankruptcy-imminently-source-says-.html
>>50340488>fuck kikes! not storing money in your insured and safe "banks" haha>instead i will store my money in a jewish israeli uninsured CeFi literal pyramid schemekys eastern gayropean 4th worlder
>>50340845
>>50339682Prison really did a number on shkreli
>>50343292>>50345345>>50345811They locked the subreddit, not a single new post in 2 hours.
>>50338890Back to zhe rat race, do you thought that grandpa Schlobenger would let you roam free after the gamestop.Ap ap ap vhe vill need 100 macdonalds, i have to feed zhe boys, the lady and our dogs.No tip
>>50346894All perfectly normal. Nothing to see here.
>>50338890HAHAHA YES FUCK FINALLY
>>50338890jesus crickey, I pulled all funds out a week before they froze withdrawals, lucky me I guessI just want to find some porn of the whore to fap to now
>>50339300Everything is pumping rn, that's why I was able to get out of college so I could relax the whole fucking year, just look at this shit
CELSIUS MARINES WHERE YOU AT??? LETS FUCKING GOOOO !!!
>>50347105fuck man whyi hope that was just a shill account
>>50340765This guy is right. The zoomer millenial arrogance knows no bounds.
>>50347119lol lmao never underestimate retards
I had all of my savings I’ve been building for 20 years in Celsius. I don’t know what to do. I have my 2nd child on the way and a mortgage to pay for. I had an emergency fund that I’ve been using to pay bills, food, and mortgage but now that is rapidly depleting. I’ve also recently been laid off from my job… life has just been kicking my ass lately. My wife has no idea. I am so scared on what to do. I am thinking of just ending it. It would be easier than suffering through this major loss. My whole life. Gone. I don’t know where to go or what to do.At first I had hope that celsius would continue to work hard to deliver on their promise to allow transfers since I saw that they were paying the outstanding loans down, but then today I see bankruptcy… I apologize I just have to vent. There is no more hope.
>>50347290larp but maybe you'll actually learn the value of physical wealth as opposed to digitalDigitally everyone is rich. This event should be an indicator of how fucked these people will be when shit actually hits the fan economically
>>50338991Jesus ChristThe man spent the first 2 minutes sperging out at the moderatorOpinion discarded. Anyone who didn't see how obvious of a scam this was is retarded, but not as retarded as people who assume all crypto is going down because of a single scam a bunch of retards fell for
>>50338890NOOOOOO I IGNORED 2000 YEARS OF HISTORY AND TRUSTED A JEW TO MANAGE MY MONEY, PLAEASE TELL ME I'LL GET SOMETHING BACK?
>>50347105>last post 3 months ago
>>50347399Probably too busy managing his portfolio to post. Yeah, that'll be it.
>>50347386>single scamCan’t I can list at least 3 not even including tether
>>50347802Most of them can literally be boiled down to trusting a jew with your moneyWhen we accept that the real problem is that and not blockchain technology we will be able to move forward as a species
>>50346806
>>50338920Its gone my guy.I’m not posting to make you sad, just posting to give you the unvarnished truth. You will be extremely lucky to see 1-2% of your acct balance returned to you after the bankruptcy filings are completed (about 5 years).
>>50340377If it makes you feel better I'm getting a laugh out of your suffering.
Can someone post the TLDR Celcius screencap of everything that lead up to this?
>>50338920Yeah bro let me hand my life savings to someone else to get a measly 2-3%.
>>50347911Is he merging bodies with Sam (((Bankman)))-Fried?
>>50339300people are finally unbanking themselves
Bullish for link (ticker: LINK)
>>50338890I'm not even sure what lured people into Celsius.I did some simple risk assessment on the company and decided not to invest a penny.They didn't charge enough interest (12%) to pay their investors (10%) and maintain any real chance of having cash flow, which was apparent fairly early on. To offer such things, you need to be making money somewhere else. They tried by releasing a coin backed by their finances. Well, when your finances are bad, you can only go one way with that project. I did post here a few times with my findings, but was laughed out of a few threads.I don't mind that people here got stung, if anything it pleases me. I care that normies get hit, as they are the ones we need in crypto. We need their investments for the future. Shit like this happening only turns people away from crypto. A great idea is only successful when people adopt and buy into it. We are fucking ourselves by investing in shit, do your due diligence guys, it's important that this kind of shit gets called out early.
>>50340377you could have just used aave
>>50345593here's one.https://www.bitporno.com/e/GQY8Y6I9FJ
>>50348039thanks miss anchovy I'll fap to it tonight :)
>>50345593https://daftsex.com/watch/-192754582_456239949no I'm pretty sure the whole point of gdp is they get a "normal" girl who hasn't done porn before this is likely the only video
>>50345811>buy my bagsLol. Lmao.
It was so obvious.Even a boomers advice could have saved you.Anyone paying yields significantly more than bank interest rates is doing something with YOUR MONEY in order to generate a return.It was unsustainable and ultimately collapsed and it's happened hundreds of times before.
>>50340377There is a small chance yes. They filed for chapter 11 not chapter 7, which means they can continue to operate and are not forced to sell their assets to pay only secured lenders. It means they can work out repayment plans with all their creditors that are over a longer time-frame. Given some big players in the industry have offered some help, it's possible that overtime everyone will get something back.
>>50348001Don't need a bank if you have no money, anon.
i can't fathom thisa company hires a pornstar with 0 (zero) relevant work experience other than a "business admin" degreeher job? she is the head of institutional lending, managing billions in assetshow the FUCK do you think "sure that's a good company to trust with my money!">i didn't knowokay, acceptablebut again, how the FUCK do you deposit your life savings on a company without running a thorough background check on them?you fuckers just sacrificed everything for 5% APY
>>503482221. Didn't know about the porn star thing2. Didn't invest life savingsStill bad, but I feel sorry for the poor fools that invested their savings and not crypto profit fun bucks like me
>>50348039Really demonstrating her qualifications to manage billions of dollars worth of assets. I can't believe it all went so wrong for this company, these guys looked like such a safe pair of hands.
>>50340845>a redditor
Oh no, whatever will I do?
>>50341067>he fell for the crypto meme
>>50348022>I care that normies get hit, as they are the ones we need in crypto. We need their investments for the futureWhy are you decrying Celsius for having bad finances and then claiming that crypto is a giant ponzi?
>>50348039wish she didn't botch her titshonestly prefer them to be flat as planks than to ruin themselves with plasticshit
>>50346780Retard
>>50338920>1 post by this id
>>50348846his post is 100% accurate
>>50347290in case this is not a larp talk with your wife
>>50348222Irony being is that they could have easily made higher yield in safe DeFi yield ponzis kek
>>50345811I'd buy it for 2%
>>50349053I would too, but judging from his post hes asking for at least 15% kek
>>50347290I went through this two years ago playing with options. I couldn’t stop doubling down. Just rip the bandaid off and cry it out in your wife. Two years later, I forget it even happened and at the time, I wanted to end it. Crazy how little it matters now.
>>50348803I am not claiming that it is a ponzi, I am claiming that crytpo needs widespread adoption to fully realise its potential.
>>50347981IT'S OOOOOOOVER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE WHEN NORMIES SUFFER
>>50340377H...HODL!
>>50340377arent lawyers still liquidating MTGox funds, and actually getting their coins back?
>>50348022>i'm really fucking cleverfunny how you stayed quiet until it all went tits up, then. This place never changes. Constantly full of people seeking approval from strangers for things they 'knew were going to happen'
>>50352244only retards put their money in lending, the risks were obvious for anybody with >100 IQ. even brainlets like seifedean were warning people years ago
>>50352244>Warn people about a scam>Get called a fudder shilling something else>Scam turns out to be a scam>Surprised Pikachu dot jaypeg
Let this be a life lesson to people who were too lazy to self custody and yield farm or stake on their won. Besides, it's easy to get higher yields than Celsius by using DeFi platforms like Alchemix and MAXX Finance anyway.
>>50352244What the fuck are you talking about. On the past years ago there were tons of anons asking if celsius was safe and other anons always reminded of the risks. Also their risk vs reward is not worth it.
THE QUESTION IS: HOW MANY LINK THEY HAVE STOLEN?
>>50348039Thanks for the big juicy nut, I was thinking of all the people who lost massive money on this;I can't believe so many people invested in these ponzis. Glad all those smug mother fuckers are left bag-holding forever now. Thanks for playing.
>>50340488buddy Celsius is ONE company, exactly the opposite of DeFi
>>50345811>I expect the buyout to be a six figure offer1,000.00, Take it or leave it.
>>50338890Voyager is making the argument depositors are actually 'unsecured creditors', if that's the case, anyone with money with them is liable to get wiped out. I expect Celsius will pursue the same route.tl;dr you're not getting a single saintly cent back
>>50341026>no peers with more than 57.9%It's over.
i thought this was about the energy drink for a second
Will they go after people who withdrew funds within 90 days of the filing?
>>50338920The guys are spenting in mumbai with some high level scorts as we speak my dude
>>50357480I withdrew 6 figs a week before it all went downI'm not giving anything back, it's crypto and they're kike conmen running an illegal investing scheme (hence blocking non-accredited investors). In fact they owe me $80 on my account still oy vey. It's like if a robber stole from 3 people and I got my stuff returned but then had to divvy it up between the two others.
>>50340845Never put all your money in one place.
>>50357480>>50357738>Good morning your honorable judge shekelburg>as you can see in exhibit A>loads powerpoint >dumb whore getting fukt>therefore blah blah criminal negligence
>>50357738The exact same thing happened. I withdrew about 150k 13 days before withdrawal halt. Left about 120$ of btc in there. Kind of annoyed because I could have bought some ammo with it but im also counting my blessings. They say pol is never wrong but on the BIG things biz is always right. This place was the only one that was sounding the alarm before shit went down.
>>50348109Buddy, an index fund returns 10% on average which is significantly more than "high-yield" interest from banks. The fact that these people choose some shady company over an index fund which returns more is beyond my comprehension.
>>50358054Yep very grateful for my bretheren here. Now I'll be honest I'm a little paranoid about this but with all the onchain fuckery they were doing in the past few days (irreversible transactions) that they won't go after commoners. The court system is just as jewed though so who knows. But I'd say crypto is totally different than money. Immutable means immutable nigger so come and take it. I'll start the 4th reich if those kikes cost me any money over this.
>>50358226Based. Im ready to die on this hill.
>>50358297>https://www.bankruptcysoapbox.com/bankruptcys-day-rule/Btw here's some info on it>ordinary course of businessMoving coins around is basically their only business, there's nothing else they do but take tokens and provide yield. So choosing to withdraw any arbitrary amount imo is just that.
>>50358401Agreed. There was a Jewish Georgetown bankruptcy professor and some mega-minds on reddit saying that regular people were subject to being clawed back but that really makes no sense to me.I think it only applys to people who were insiders or had insider info given to them. Also, none of the investors of bernie madoff who got out before it collapsed had their shot clawed back, this is basically a wider spread version of that.
>>50338890it's hard to feel bad for retards, but damn this fucking grimm. what are the chances some of the devs will get shinzo abe'd?
>>50338890look at the fucking chartsnobody cares
>>50358809there were several posts on that subreddit about shinzo abe-ing the founder head scammer, he seems to be the target of all their rage
>>50358899that would be hilarious.
This is all a bad joke right? Celsius said that everything is fine, yet now there are reports of bankruptcy? If this is real, Im ruined. Like really fucking ruined. I have nothing left. I put everything I had into this, because I trusted them. Literally all of my familys savings are in BCC, because a friend told me the risk was worth it. Are you telling me I lost everything? 80,000$ gone like nothing? Im so angry right now. My wife doesnt know yet. She will come home soon. What am I going to fucking tell her. How am I suppossed to care for my family now? I have literally nothing right now. My wife has two sons and I am unemployed. How am I suppossed to take care of them now??? I hope someone pays for this mess. If not with money then with a sentence.
>>50358985>BCC
>>50358985this is how it always goes
>>50358997Fuck I missed it
>>50359057Honestly leaving that in there made it even funnier, like it doesn't matter if you change the names up because history continues to repeat itself. The similarities are startling. Too-good-to-be-true yields, pivoting to an "x" service (bitconnectx, celsiusx) right as the rug gets pulled, similar levels of funds lost for users.
>>50345487>apparently he didnt stack any sats at all
Can someone explain what makes people put all their money into some bullshit that popped into existence yesterday? What happened to investing only what you can lose?
>>50338890>he entrusted a roastie with his fundseveryone who got rekt here deserves it. i was in celsius a year ago and immediately pulled out when i saw the GDP clip
>>50359138greed an a promise of 10% yield
>>50359138Starts with G and ends with reed.
>>50340756An hero
>>50338991>gold
Really enjoyed this thread, nothing like some quality loss porn.
>>50340377the bankruptcy they filed for makes it so you're literally last in line to be paid. had they filed as a brokerage you'd be first. They literally went out of their way to FUCK you one last time. GG thanks for playing.
>>50359138Well you see some time ago a very wily anon had the guile to post a basedjack holding a phone with the greentext>Only invest what you can afford to loseThus proving such an outlook is very much neither based nor redpilled but actually cringe.Now we have millions lost and plenty of suicides.
>>50348039>https://www.bitporno.com/e/GQY8Y6I9FJI would never trust my assets to someone who gives such terrible head
>>50359224btc 1 million eoy
>>50338890Bullish
>>50359477Years of progress just to lose it in a few months
>>50347290Friendly reminder:If your only option for marriage is the type of woman who expects a 1st class life, and for you to pay for all of it, you are literally better off paying a prostitute for sex once per week instead of marrying above woman.The foolishness of men today is at an all time high, which is matched only by the whore-like behavior of western women which is also at an all time high.
>>50340845900 IQ movement
okay folks, which one of you is https://www.reddit.com/user/Ketokat20?
that sucks for them but that’s still my bitcoin
>>50338920>MYanon, I...
>>50347981please, tell me the guy in that pic is LARPing. Do normies really make 30 IQ life choices like that?
>>50360228he thought it would be a secure thing like a bank or coinbase or something. even the second largest pension fund in canada invested in it. alexandre synnett was the guy who was very enthiusastic about celsius, he was probably bribed, i wonder if he's part of the tribe
>>50358054>They say pol is never wrong but on the BIG things biz is always right/biz/antines are either one digit retards or smart investors that like to steam off posting memes, no in-between. Besides its a place with a lot of self made memes, the more self made memes a board has the better they can form a community
>>50346110>5% is way to good as well, you would get bankrupt jewellers audited stock for that if you had the cash ready to go. It is a shitty business though.Please tell me more, buying diamonds and gold for pennies on the dollar sounds awesome.
>>50360488>he thought it would be a secure thing like a bank or coinbase or something.That's the whole 30 IQ take. Why would you put your life savings into an entity that belongs to an unregulated market?
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>>50358899This would unironically be the best outcome, one less jew in the world. To the glowies watching this thread nah I won't do anything like this but just like you guys I just want to see a spectacle every now and then.
>>50338920>Does that mean that a my locked $452k are gone forever?Effectively yes, especially so since essentially the only evidence you have that any of that exists is held on the systems of the bankrupt firm
>>50362510>Install javaAre you trying to steal my shekels?
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>>50362553>This would unironically be the best outcome, one less jew in the worldTell me are you a retarded muslim brown person or a simpleton brainwashed by Russians poltard desperate for peer approval? Honest question?
>>50358054>This place was the only one that was sounding the alarm before shit went down.
>>50362624No I just would find it hilarious if the jew got what he deserved for stealing millions off innocent people even if they're retarded redditors like you, go back.
>>50339682She doesn't have guts. She has lawyers threaten any site that hosts anything related to her decision.
>>50358217>doing something with your money in order to generate a returnIndex funds technically do this.
>>50347981>killing himself and leaving his kids, including one unborn childWhen I was a teen I used to get mad at my religious grandparents for saying that people who commit suicide go to hell, but now I completely understand.
>>50339401I know right. Lol. I never really get the idea of crypto bros arguing over failed assets when they could easily move on with other several propective DeFi projects in the crypto space.
>>50362624>t. kikeKvetch more you fucking JEW. You're not welcome here.
>>503458110.001% and I'm being VERY generous, he will also have to cover legal fees.
>>50363659When there are several many platforms from equilibrium to nervos with their airdrops and staking rewards respectively.
>>50338890buy the bankruptcy dip
>>50340756just be yourself, bro
>>50338920Thanks for playing.
>>50338890meh, who cares? i staked, so i'll just collect yield until things get sorted out, don't need to withdraw anytime soon.
>>50339682*tips fedora*
>>50364442True, staking be saving our damn asses in this fucking dip. I need ma sef some airdrops also. Ama check that platform.
>>50340377You might get $0.10 back. Like Bernie Madoff’s victims.
economic literacy chads win again.
>>50358985>My wife has two sonskek subtle
>>50340756Protest/riot at Celsius’s offices in New Jersey.
>>503388901. Binance is bailing out Celsius with having 40% stake in Celsius Mining Company.2. The debt is only <1B3. Chapter 11 Bankrupty allows business to operate, just appoints a TrusteeJust bought 50k CEL
>>50341067Wendy’s pays better than that
>>50364602Dude. Not only equilibrium as mentioned above. There are several many other projects with airdrps. DYOR
>>50339257Bih cong gongo up
>>50340377HOLD THE LINE CELSIUS BROS, THE GENIUS PORNSTAR WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR MONIES BACK. SHE IS IN THE BAhAMAS CHECKING INTO IT NOW
>>50364540NO MORE REWARDS? ADSFLKJDSGFA
And?
>>50362649Can you believe that people kept their money in Celsius even after they found out a pornstar was managing it?
>>50338890how did celsius even work? what did it do, what did it promise to get so many people to use their system?
>>50365197Interest on yields or something kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58e1tdGb0ug
>>50365197>how did celsius even work?Read up on what a ponzi scheme is. Schiff is a kike and he smelled the jewry on the other kike right away.
>>50340765you know, at least with anchor you could pull out at any time, imagine getting stuck in hodl mode and then losing it all
>>50358054>This place was the only one that was sounding the alarm before shit went downTrader University guy put out a video months before predicting exactly what ended up happeningHe's a BTC maximalist so the comments were seething
>>50365197it was a pure ponzi, anyone who says differently is clinically retarded.
>>50338890(((SUS))) fr no cap.
>assets/liability ratio is 68% (excluding CEL tokens from assets)if Celsius was smarter they could have avoided declaring bankruptcy, Tether was only 72% backed at one point due to their assets getting frozen but managed to recover>avoid forcibly enabling HODL mode on all users: that created a lot of FUD>blame withdrawal issues on lack of liquidity for stETH - admitting to something that isn't as bad as what you're actually trying to hide is lying 101>blame stETH liquidity issues on "whales" to try to unite the community against a common external enemy>promise withdrawals will be reenabled once liquidity issues are resolved>let a small amount of people withdraw to create hope and regain some trust
>>50345884Culling of actual retards
>>50338890I got all my shit out the literal night before they locked everythingI have some survivors guilt about that
Celsius was the scam coin exchange that had a pornstar as an executive right? Fucking lol, I’m sure no one here was stupid enough to have any scam coins on there.
>>50348015I read that as “butt tickler” for some reason
>>50348346How the fuck do you save 57.64$ with not even 5$?
>>50362649>>50339682>>50339076>>50348039Jesus christ she was so hot. Youthful brownish white chicks are my kryptonite. You guys know anyone similar looking (and with similar raspy voice)?
>>50339217An. Native English speakers know that, an, is before a vowel sounding word. You're dark skinned, but you nigs were calling Celsius before it really floor dropped. Any simpleton would have pulled at least half after Lunc. But then I wonder if the collective autism is half right and half retarded cuz mengz think Lunc will hit ........ I do have a bunch too cuz why not. But I've been hit in the head a lot
>>50348072> Business,... err marketing I think, I don't knowKills me everytime kek
>>50348279Wtf is happening here
THE PAJEETS ARE ANGRY
>>50339682all that prison rape fucked with his brain, I see.
>>50346396*PC Binders
>>50368046>white
>>50351158MtGox victims will get 21% back.
>>50347105>owns nothing>is (was) happyIs crypto THE great reset?
>>50346110>>50346034celsius could easily pay out 50%
>>50369643>Cope moreCelsius will probably pay out nothing, or $0.05 on the dollar.It was a Ponzi scheme, no different than Bernie Madoff.
So the filing has revealed they have a $1.2 Billion dollar hole in their balance sheet. Wonder how they plan to make up that difference
>>50370122Jessica has some work to do
KEK BAGGIES
>>50370149Jessica is the $1.2 billion dollar hole.
>>50370193Not sure id pay that much
>>50365197you gave them your money to "unbank yourself"they gambled with it on all sorts of defi farming projectsnote that celsius team had absolutely 0 idea what they were doingat some point, when they experienced impermanent loss on a defi project, they believed they had their funds stolen and they had to be explained what IL wasbasically they needed high risk strategies to maintain a competitive APY to lure in more and more customers, but these strategies kept losing them money, forcing them to take increasingly higher risks as they lacked the money to repay their own customers if they wanted to withdraw
>>50370295>they believed they had their funds stolen and they had to be explained what IL wasNo way thats real. Whats the source
>>50370369behold: the future of finance>>50340949>>50340972
>>50367467one single ethereum transaction
>>50345884Seeing retards get What They Fucking Deserve is always good. No I'll get back to my /pol/ threads watching vaxxies die from mRNA poison.
>>50338991Takes one to know one
>>50345487>I'll just get 8.2% on stables nothing weird about that
>>50340756Do the American thing and shoot up innocent random citizens
>>50344425basically. Crypto is too high IQ for normies, so it will never work.
>>50347981Imagine being married to and having kids with someone you don't trust your problems with.If I was in deep shit / made such a idiotic mistake I would tell my wife and I know she would forgive me and be supportive. Not that I would hide something with such a huge impact on my family as investing my life savings on crypto from her.Redditors are unable of forming meaningful human relationships it seems
>>50367092They expect one of us in the wreckage brother. Pray for acceptance that God wants you to do something better with your money. Ask Him and He will tell you exactly what to do with it.
>>50367092>survivors guiltngmi>>50372152>godNot being greedy and assessing risks is the reason xe got out and they didn't. Don't change that now. You don't need to race out and spend it.
>>50372362YWNBAW
>>50347392