/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50335020
i wish i hadnt seen that pic

I love this market!

Pull up, PULL UP.

$AVUV bros WW@??

>>50335020
Wtf is that real?

Recycle
>>50333595
>>50333595

>>50335020
what the fuck is wrong with his nipples?

>>50335036
Me on the right with the backwards cap.

lmao, just buy when low, sell when high, it is really that simple.

I WANT MY FOURTY BUCKS BACK YOU BLOODY FUCK BASTARD

doesnt todays sideways price action just guarantee the crash will be all the harder?

>>50335020

Well that's what injecting chinese T & HGH will do to ya.

Did you make money today, /biz/?

my post got left behind bros don't let it stagnate
>>50335056

>its the rare crab hour episode

>>50335065
I'm trying to figure that out right now. J never ever noticed that shit before

>>50335020
are those actually his nipples

Portfolio was all over the fucking place today

NASDACK GREEN AFTER THESE CPI NEWS ARE YOU KIDDING ME. GAYEST GAY MARKET EVER.

>>50335086
I made a thread to discuss it:

>>50335039
>>50335039
>>50335039

too late to go all in siga like a true nigga? i don’t want to get out niggered by reddit

Who the fuck is buying?

>>50335082
Nah bruh a lil caber will clear it right up

>>50335106
Canada goose are assholes.

>>50335085
mario if he real

>>50335120
some computers in the basement of investment bank cabals

>>50335125
I like pretty much every animal except them. They can all go to hell.

>>50335125
Completely fearless

>thinking canadia matters

Is nasdaq really going to close at 0?! What an absolute shit day.

>>50335158
the algorithms were programmed for 0

I am financially the same as yesterday.

>>50335157
Hey I just want to dunk on leafs on the internet. Don't deny me that.

What a stupid trading day. Thought I'd make easy money after the miserable cpi report, which was unexpected. Are we getting the dump tomorrow?

honestly if a CPI report that bad didn't destroy us I'm not sure what its going to take for spy to go under like $365

>>50335185
worst feeling ever

>>50335133
>you sold your bags to medallion fund
lmao thanks for the exit liquidity Jim

>>50335185
and you spent at least 15 minutes of your finite lifetime browsing this thread lmao

>>50335195
theyve been instructed to keep equities markets flat until after midterms this is becoming obvious

>>50335151
>>50335153
I've seen them try to drown ducks before at my local pond. Just pull them underwater. Beasts.
https://youtu.be/AMdhAFPWzFw

>>50335195
Same. My puts were up huge this morning, but like an idiot I rolled them instead of just outright selling them. The new contracts lost money all day, combined with some other random losses and I close the day +$50

>>50335203
you know...

Maybe Jim Cramer was right

>>50335085
mario if he real

Volume is getting spicy.

>>50335203
Leaked CPI was 10.2 so 9.1 is good news

>>50335248
NOBODY listened to that dude

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When Fed increased the rate.

RINGADINGDING MOTHERFUCKER POST YOUR NUMBERS

I closed up $11.56

>>50335245
WTF

>>50335265
flat like my first girlfriend

I'M SO H*CKING TIRED OF THIS FARTY PONY MARKET

>>50335203
expecting delayed reaction

could of been better if i didnt sell my sqqq at bottom today

>>50335020
those are some cute shitting dicknipples

>>50335248
The markets pumped before the report, so no one important believed the fake one.

>>50335085
mario if he real

+.25% today

>>50335265
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50335265
+0

>>50335265
+$120 realized, +0.19% account net

Alright so tomorrow I'm just going to play video games and jerk off while I wait for gookfu to get back and I wait for my googl puts to print a fat stack of cash.

>>50335120
me

I'm up $400 for the day, was hoping to clear $1k+ but the market had to fucking crab all day. Tomorrow will be bloody though, my puts will print.

WTF was that volume spike on the last candle

>>50335203
big bank and big tech earnings this week and end of month

>>50335265
>+11,76%
SIGA CHADS RISE UP

>>50335265
Up 3% but still down for the year.

>+$210.07 (0.12%)
it's over...

>>50335265
0.5%

>>50335353
check out the minute candles on DRIP

>>50335265
+1.53%

>>50335265
/cashgang/. Chart stuff is right on the edge of short signal.

>>50335304
i watched that candle happen live this morning, was fucking crazy to watch

Why are terrible rate hikes and inflation bullish? People bought more spx calls than puts today.

>>50335357
BASED

>>50335415

>>50335415
dump happens tomorrow and friday that's why

>>50335432
no wonder we crabbed, retail got HOOKED

OPex on Friday

>>50335415
Dollar be losing value
Me no want to keep dollar because me lose purchase power
Use dollar to buy stocks
...
me no lose as much purchase powee

>>50335085
mario if he real

>>50335415
they're probably just hedging their short positions anticipating total fucking collapse of the equities market and a future where all the zoomer boys get sent over sea to get shot to defend male birthing people and israel.

>>50335473
The dollar will remain strong. People are betting on 1% rape hikes soon, while the eu is keeping their rates low.

>>50335473
>dollar is losing value
rate hikes are extremely bullish for the dollar in the short term

>>50335432
kek the dump will be glorious

>>50335473
>Dollar be losing value
But, aren't all currencies losing value?

>>50335231
LOL

>>50335231
that's how he gets you anon
don't give in

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE IM STILL JUST A KEK IN A CAGE

I want to leave work right now and fuck pussy so badly

>>50335506
>where all the zoomer boys get sent over sea to get shot to defend male birthing people and israel
sounds plausible

>>50335535
THAT'S A BIDEN WIN

>>50335535
Yes. Otherwise, instead of dumping their money into stocks, they'd just buy foreign currency.

>>50335461
WE TOLLLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAAAT

>>50335535
Not the Yuan

>>50335621

>>50335654
Or the Ruble

....uh did anyone see a glitch in 4chan? For like 5 seconds, I was getting a message saying my ip was blocked, but now it's not...

I am financially bored.

>>50335673
the ruble isn't a currency, it's an asset used for speculation

>>50335621
As a euro, I wish I had better ways to trade chinese securities. Being able to buy stuff in a country that has a future would be a nice change.

>>50334154
Finally.

>>50335056
Nobody knows, our money printing was worse than any G7 state though.

>>50335187
>>50335290
Normiebook is waking up.

>>50335157
You seriously underestimate Canadian finance, energy, and rail. Enbridge and Canadian Pacific are some of the largest logistical infrastructure companies in the U.S.

>>50335697
Same. Feel like im just waiting for the next "thing" to happen to cause it to dump further finally. They say you get bored of bear markets faster than you can buy the dip.

>>50335711
China does not have a future. Wtf you smoking?

SIGA BROS
RISE FROM YOUR SLUMBER TO BASK IN AN 11% GAIN DAY

>>50335535
>>50335473
Anglo currencies are gaining against other currencies right now because they are actually hiking rates in response to inflation.

Europe won't hike, Japan won't hike, everything else is unstable.

That means if you want to keep your purchasing power you buy assets priced in anglo money.

>>50335020
SIGA SISSIES
SELL NOW WHILE IM EUPHORIC

>>50335740
It’s gonna dump tomorrow.

>>50335736
'China" has existed, in one form or another, for 6,000 years. Nigga what you talking about?

>>50335740
>overlord
Based,shame this season looks boring tho

>>50335085
Marior, if he real.

Did you know JPM has more software developers than Google? Per their own admission circa 2013

>>50335711
>China
>Future

>>50335796
>unironically using heikin ashi
plebs will be plebs

>>50335795
Its just amerifat cope

>>50335796
I’ve read the LN
The second half on the season is going to be nuts and incredible sad/disturbing

>>50335736
>one of the highest average iq's
>homogenous
>much younger population than the whites in america and europe
>decent birth rate, and they have leaders who are taking the issue seriously
Looks good to me. The average age for whites in most of the west is pushing 50. If they're in bad shape, things are infinitely worse for us.

>>50335433
Fridays go up Monday is for dump

>>50335432
Newbie here, can someone please explain the graph to me? What is the y and x axis, respectively? T-t-t-thanks bros

>>50335787
>dumps to $13.9, holds. Next day pumps to $14.5. Next day to $15.
Wow, literally who cares.

>>50335085
mario if he real

>>50335835
>homogenous
lel
lelmao

>>50335838
Friday dumps,monday dumps

>>50335845
it's a graph telling you how many option-buying retards bet on a specific shade of red or green

>>50335787
The trend is your friend as they say. I’m long on this one. I’ll just buy more.

>>50335845
Green = bets the price will go up
Red = price the bets will go down
X = price of the bets
Y = volume of bets

>>50335124
Prolactin. Gotta get off that weed Rogan

>>50335265
+5%, sold SOXS near peak today, got lucky. If I waited an hour or two, would have been a loss

>>50335845
Degens make bets on where the price of a stock goes. This shows the distribution of the volume (y axis) vs the price (x). Big boys like to make the most people lose money; so knowing this distribution can tell you where a price is likely heading.

>>50335835
>If they're in bad shape
They are
>things are infinitely worse for us
Correct

>>50335899
GO TO YOUR FUCKING SIGA GENERAL REEEE

>>50335899
Only thing stopping it is a market wide selloff

>>50335919
So where's it going to end up? There's a lot of action on 3800 but it looks basically even between calls and puts...

>>50335954
No. It smells funny there and a dude keeps posting a logchart with the wrong factor.

>>50335954
>stock market general
>no not that stock
Go fuck yourself you don't make the rules

good start so far

>>50336041

>>50335085
mario if he real

>>50335954
>no fun allowed in /smg/
>no talking about *that* stock
>REEEEEEE

>>50336041
Sorry Chud take 2008 and double it

>>50336041
>>50336055
Sorry

>>50335265
+1.6%
Today was a good day, I didn't even have to use my AK.

>>50335835
>one of the highest average iq's
Fudged numbers
> homogenous
Not really
> much younger population than the whites in america and europe
>decent birth rate, and they have leaders who are taking the issue seriously
Lol they are fudging their population numbers ever since covid man.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50336067
that would be Epic™

>>50335835
>>much younger population than the whites in america and europe
>>decent birth rate, and they have leaders who are taking the issue seriously
LOL

>>50336073
Cramer changes his mind more often than a woman.

Guys I am worried about the growing threat to America coming from China and the European Socialist Republic.

Btw, I’m the OG SIGA anon. Keep an eye on something called the Marburg Virus. If you see a case spike then there are some stocks that will benefit. Just something to check the news on once a day. I believe Boverian Nordic is the closest to making a vaccine.

ive been weeklies for 1 week now and I still havent lost or made any money. day trading and swing trading since last monday. wtf is wrong with me? currently all in on weekly puts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJtNHs4BfYg
your average /smg/ poster on the right

Rocker getting arrested:
https://youtu.be/IJFz2LZjTGk

>>50335835
Literally none of that is true though? If China threw all single women over 25 in prison indefinitely then you might be able to fix it, but probably not.

>>50336100
Not an argument, brainlet.
>>50336078
Most iq experts put east asian countries in the top. They get their results from an aggregate of various data. PISA school testing also has east asia in the top. Seems legit, desu.
>95% han chinese
>not homogenous
>>50335923
Yeah, that may be true.
>>50335878
>more seething about burger's main enemy doing better than them
Can't you be honest with yourselves? Lying about it doesn't help.

>>50336041
Maybe when we finally go full scale depression i'll buy at the rock bottom and get rich in a decade

>>50336135
how tf is china a threat nigga like just get your mom to stop buying shit from amazon nigga tell her to look away from the screen

>>50336186
你的社会信用评分增加了

>>50336241
>xhong xina
Literally spit my water out

>>50336173
>open video
>obnoxious laugh track starts
>close video

>>50336169
Your strategy is not profitable for a crab market.
Options only profit when the security is volatile enough. Not the case these days.
You might want look into buying the underlying stock (for safety) and then selling/writing options for it.

>>50336241
Seethe more, Brian. Desu, kouhai, China seems like a better place to live than burgertown. Their girls make much better wives, and there are no baskeball americans or achmeds there.

>>50336169
you're not suppose to hold them, you're suppose buy to open, then sell to close when you get 50-100 points in price direction intraday. so like today when the market 'peaked' at 381.70 you'd buy spy 380 july 15 puts at ~2.70 then scalp them when they hit ~3.30-3.50 within those 5 minutes

>>50335977
I'm gonna go 3840: right about where we are right now.

>>50336302
>China seems like a better place to live than burgertown
I read a lot of batshit stuff here but boy

WHAT HAPPENS IN 2 WEEKS?!?

>>50336302

>>50336302
>Their girls make much better wives
eh, China Girls are extremely materialistic, like, beyond what you would expect.

>>50336337
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

I sold everything and now I'm happy

>>50336333
Overnight, pivoters will be heemed

>>50336337
125

>>50336302
No instead they have food that makes our disgusting corn syrup slop look good, buildings that can kill you more ways than a Final Destination movie, one of the largest cheating epidemics in schools, and a staggering disparity between rural and urban life to a degree that's saddening

>>50336337
150 mega kill

>>50336334
What, you don't like gutter oil?

What you guys having for lunch? I got some chickie nuggie tacos from taco bell

>>50336334
Yeah, to want a wife that's neither obese, slutty or likes to virtue signal about how much she values the "right" to kill her kid is truly crazy. Every man dreams of marrying an american woman. lmao

/smg/'s opinion of the lottery?

I tend to put it on when it's a trickle down just so that if I do win a small prize I'll get a little bit more.

I actually dont get why nothing happened in the real economy all through 2021. Was the money sitting in business checking accounts?

>>50336337
Hopefully we see some of that current Sri Lanka experience in 1st world countries

>>50336405
I ate half a pound of M&Ms

>>50336374

>futures
lamo who would've thought they are fucking selling the market after-hours instead of intraday

>>50336372
What’s for dinner, crickets?

>>50336405
You shouldn't eat goyslop, Anon.

>>50335036
The only advantage skinny dudes have is that fat dudes use more energy simply to move their lard around. Everything else is pure disadvantage.

He just had to pick the laziest combat "sport" in existence.

>>50336424
>Dad: "Did you hear about Sri Lanka?"
>Me: "I don't care about Sri Lanka."

what's up with this china numbah won fella? Seems a lil sus frfr I think he's cappin on god

>>50336186
The chinese government spent decades with the retarded one child policy, they don't give a shit about birth rate decline. Also no most Chinks are older (see:Japan) and younger chinks are mostly males because parents favored having a boy over a girl during one child policy. Their demographics are fucked, probably the biggest blight on their future

>>50336405
Scotch and steak

>>50336409
I buy premium bonds instead. Still got a small chance to win a million, bunch of other small prizes. Can cash them in anytime easily so it can act like a little emergency fund too

>>50336437
I'll grab sandwich stuff this week but I didn't want to go to the store.

>>50336380
>eating fast food
>living among poor people and buildings madet for poor people
Just don't do this. I mean, upper class life in some chinese metropolis seems nice. You don't ever dream about buying a flat in some massive high rise and neeting it up with your qt wife?

>>50336446
Mass is important when getting hit.

>>50336136
Eh, it's on par with ebola: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marburg_virus#Human_disease

Unlike m-pox, you need to full on bathe in bodily fluids or eat bats to catch it.

Tommorow has to be red right

>>50336409
maybe youre being facetious but the lottery is for the cattle too stupid to run the numbers, and there are better and more fun ways to gamble your money anyway

>>50336451
he doesn't actually care either he's just trying to make conversation with his son so that he doesn't die alone without leaving a lasting impression on you of the great times. If you actually shared some of your interests with him he might talk to you about something else but because you spend most of your time in your bedroom you don't have that connection.

>>50336473
I have premium bonds, had 10k before but got 2.5k. felt like buying stocks at a discount was more worth the rarity of the win but still wanted some cash in there just incase you know.

>bought tesla puts
>woke up to profit but held for 10 minutes so I lost it all
God damnit. At this point its personal, I want tesla to get cut in half and I want all the tesla redditors holding it to cry after losing a substantial portion of their savings.

>>50335954
It’s so weird. I came in here 7 weeks ago and shilled a 40%er and people get mad about it. It’s a stock. Who cares what it is as long as the company makes money and the price goes up?
Why do people hate this stock so much?

>>50336509
And friday and monday

I just want them to do the double bottom for SPY 360 or bounce from the 200DMA so I can go all in on Calls. I've been waiting a whole fucking month for this shit.

>>50336476
Nope, I'm content with working the same land my father did in the midwest

>>50336519
Just wait for the Delaware Chancery Court to liquidate Elon's TSLA holdings on his behalf so he can pay off TWTR

>>50336290
>>50336319
ran out of day trades dawg. and I need to triple my account or its back to the wage cage. I was down 40% at EOD on friday, and back to break even now

>>50336451
Should've given the Patrick Bateman response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUxgPt4k3RY#t=2m27s

>>50336509
Doesn't have to be red. Doesn't have to be green.

>>50336290
ACZUALLY you could jsut buy long enough puts and let theta do the work for you. Best strategy in either market if you aren't smart enough for spreads and still look to make decent profit back and forth

>>50336483
They said the same thing about Mpox during the early days. Just saying it’s something to watch. Very weird how two people get it and die with zero relation or interaction with each other.

>>50336409
Depending on your tax rate, sometimes the lottery actually has a positive risk adjusted return on an investment if it gets high enough. For the powerball I believe it needs to be above 600 million or something like that since there’s like 200-300 million possible combinations

>>50336514
>Reddit spacing
>Projecting
He and I are already laughing at you.

>>50336558
Yeah but let me ask you something: do you really trust contact tracers to do their jobs well? In Africa?

Really?

>>50336476
>gets locked in his pod with no food and an iou from commie govnerment
>cant use internet because no social credit
kek bugman, not even once.

>>50336558
Who makes Marburg treatment? I’ll buy shares.

>>50336524
You're shilling shit that is inherently very risky. Biotech is always boom and bust and you got lucky or have enough margn/debt you can unload into it and make your money but some people don't. Are you an insider? Are you guaranteeing me it'll go higher? Than fuck off

are bonds a good buy now?

>>50336581
True, kek.

>>50336584
I said it’s Boverian Nordic but it’s too early to buy in now, these Marburg outbreaks happen every few years. I’m just suspicious about viruses since NWO stuff.

>>50336524
I didn't trust it when it got super shilled in threads, it felt borderline bay horse/AQB esque. By the time I saw it had a reasonable case I missed the pump and I ain't going to FOMO during this batshit market, is my personal reasoning

>>50336594
Rates about to go brrrr hold on

>>50336533
The jews may take it from you at some point, like they're doing to dutch farmers. I wish you well, anyway.

remember
>>/biz/thread/S16807229#p16810244

>>50336590
Company with a fucking barely double digit PE that makes a treatment for an exploding disease globally.
>risky
Dude what?

>>50336614
*Bavarian

If JP Morgan and Morgan Stanley miss earnings tomorrow, we just short everything with 20x leverage, right bros?

Ermmmm, for a split second the SPY AH price went down to 352 on Yahoo. Did anyone else see that?

>>50336614
>>50336590
To clarify, nobody can treat/vaccinate for the disease, but they’re the closest to getting one.

>>50336615
Hey you leave AQB alone! No mocking her! No mocking!

>>50336647
No dude, I heard rising rates are good for banks and financials.

Nobody ever said *why* these rate rises are different but...historical correlation!

>>50336647
FUCK I WANT $99 JPM

QRTEB

>>50336614
Oh I sold my BVNRY when I realized their facility is shut down for months. I should have held on to it though. I’ll buy back in. They make the (((vaccine)) for poz anyway.

>>50335081
Summer is low volume and the market will play out like it always does. A nice DCB in August for the SOXL baggies and then a violent crash in September when the elites return to NYC to take profits.

>>50336519
TSLA being high is fine with me for the sole reason of it having a low ESG score even if I hate Elon and his cult

>>50336647
Is my JEPI going to crash?

>>50336644
My spelling is cooler

>>50336617
I was thinking of buying a t-bill ladder, basically 3,6,9,12 mo spaced? Should I just put them all in 3mo since the rates are obviously going up?

>>50335120
Retail. Biden said CPI outdated, market go up.

>>50336514
Yea, I don't keep much in there either. 1-2% of funds max just as a little cash stash with the chance of hitting a decent prize draw.

>>50335231
Brah…….please evaluate what you just fucking types and get back to me…….ffs brah

>>50336582
Japan's my first choice, actually. Either place seems better than staying here and watching everything get worse an browner each year. t. swede

>>50336647
guidance from their consumer loan payments = health of economy

why no one talk bout this?
biggest best thing to happen since drive thrus

>>50336666
You’re better off holding SIGA

>>50335085
>Read the second word
"was"?

>>50335304
>stocks are nothing like crypt-

>Admitted to my parents that I fantasize about leaving my good job to become a daytrader
>Explain how hard it is to make money, the rates of failure, tax problems, etc
>Explain that penniless trading washouts are a dime a dozen
>Explain that I don't have the experience to consistently make money yet and my position sizes are small enough that emotional autism isn't factoring into my trades now, like it would be for a full-time job
>Explain that my past performance is pretty bad besides that anyway
>Parents tell me to go for it and follow my dreams
wtf

reminder all you have to do is make $5000 gain every day for 200 days and you have made a million bucks

The best performing stock in my portfolio YTD is fucking Campbell Soup Company CPB. What the fuck.

>>50336705
can already do that with options

>>50336700
Japan isn't exactly 'stable' atm though....guess its a good opportunity if youre sitting in a good position and can sweep a waifu off her feet.

>>50336727
depression confirmed

>>50336736
options are derivatives.................

>>50336705
do you even know the sponsor of this thread

>>50336624
Thanks man. I appreciate it, and if they try to take it from me I'm going to go down swinging

>>50336723
>go for it and follow my dreams
“Do what you love" was valid advice back in like the 1950-1970s when the US population was <50% of what it is today while third world shitholes like china, india, bangladesh were in the stone age and not viable targets for outsourcing. If you had a degree back then, you could basically do whatever you wanted and still make good money.

>>50336727
ronpaul.gif

>>50336594
Only i-bond. Rest only once fed stops raising rates. Thats around 3% for now...

>>50336727
I still can't get over how clownshoes the TUP chart is. You'd think they made a tupperware app or something.

>>50336705
so now we are going to see things like TSLA 3x Bull/Bear ETFs?

>>50336755
chick-fil-a?

>>50336758
You should still do what you love, money be damned. Doing everything for money and not your inner happiness is just a miserable existence. What's the point of living at that point?

>>50335711
Most foreign investors can buy securities traded on the HangSeng no?

>>50336755
DuPont?

>>50336657
GIANT MUTANT FISH

>>50336793
so it seems
so it seems

I've come to the startling realization that no one knows whether tomorrow will be red or green. Everyone is just guessing.

Fellow SIGA sissies our time has come. For those of you who arent on the gay sex train, allow me to explain why it's not to late to get in. Here is the timeline and share price for SIGA in the future.

EOW: $16/share
EOY: $300/share
2024 $14000/share
Long SIGA, long gay sex.

>>50335357
GAYSEX BROS, ROCKERS CURSE WAS TOO POWERFUL. ITS OUT OF CONTROL AND THE VACCINES ARE DRYING UP. TPOXX IS THE ONLY PROTECTION

>>50336830
it will be red

t. knower

>>50336802
You cannot do what you want without money. Simple as.

>>50336830
I know, but I'm legally obligated not to tell.

>>50336830
Only Allah knows the future, anon.

>>50336802
>Implying making logical employment choices equals "doing everything for money"

>>50336723
They just want you to be healthy and happy anon, that's all family really wants at the end of the day. Maybe they think you're simply your own worst enemy

>>50336832
filtered

>>50336830
Not only can the outcome be known, it can be forced.

>>50336858

>>50336802
Not at all. "Doing what you love" will almost always result in homelessness in 2022 because what pays is brainlet golem shit while the fun stuff pays nothing at all.

i bought an angry orchard summer variety pack and the first one i tried is fucking gross (peach mango flavor)

i shoulda just bought the regular apple ciders that i know and love....

I did what I love for five years and look at me now: posting Czech pornstars on a chum-scrubbing Mongolian message board.

>>50336904
Normandy cider or bust. No flavored bullshit either.

should i just yolo my paychecks into SPY?

>>50336832
based
>>50336878

>>50336920
yes but only once a month

>>50336920
buddy....

>>50336830
Stocks are just educated guessing

Fuck bros. I really need to make some fucking money. I feel like I'm slowly getting broker and broker

>>50336594
Why is this mans pussy bone saying it loves me

>>50336920
I'd suggest a globally diversified fund but SPY is better than single stocks or cash either way

So... for the rest of eternity I should just buy puts if it opens green and calls if it opens red because no matter what it's just going to close flat anyway, right?

>>50336914
Could be worse, there's some bitch I went to highschool with who was set on being an artist. She went to some generic art school out of state. Now she tries to sell MLM jewelry on Facebook with loads of student loan debt.

>>50336965

>pussy bone
Pussies are cartilage, anon.

>>50336957
Have you tried not being retarded?

>>50336920
Nah SPY real yields are too low to make it on the median paycheck. Gotta YOLO on volatile securities if you wanna make it these days

>>50336942
I had a number of siga july calls that i sold last week, really don't want to pull a tinny here

>>50336998
why not just shares fren?

>>50336556
theta is cope for people who are bad at trading. just buy itm options and be right and you wont have to worry about it

>>50335036
Is there no weight class in this?

>>50336875
They're not wrong

>>50336984
But that's attached to a bone, that's the pussy bone

>>50337018
I owned shares back when it spiked last November, only owned calls the past few months

>>50335035
>>50335049
>>50335065
>>50335097
>>50335101
>>50335302
Joe loves them nipple clamps

>>50336723
Why do you want to gamble for a living? I promise you daytrading will eventually become way more draining and stressful than a full time job.

>>50336830
Yes

>>50336998
the original siga shill told you all specifically to not buy options, only shares. Why does nobody listen?

>>50337047
too much shit happening at once for options in my opinion, lets see how the second half of july goes.

>>50336686
>Should I just put them all in 3mo since the rates are obviously going up?
I am for another two quarters.

>>50337072
Because of extreme greed and a lack of patience

>>50337072
i've known about siga since before who ever the fuck "original siga shill"

>>50337083
everything is going to crater. second half of july is the end of the world. will be interesting to see if siga survives

Nigger >>50337150

BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE

I still refuse to bake until I start making money again. I made like $75 but also lost like $125, so I'm not ready yet

>>50336723
tell them to give you some of the money to start, save it (or maybe invest in some stablecoin stocks) and leave them when you get enough $$

>>50337111
why are the auctions / new t-bills paying so much less than secondary market?

>>50337083
it's going to be brutal, another 20 maybe even 40% down the drain. I'm telling you, there's going to be another circuit breaker level event when Putin's ghost launches his nuke.

>>50337119
i thought it would spike sooner after fag month

follow your dreams anons

>>50337123
You pre-date the SIGA shill, but your are not making any money off SIGA.
based retard

>>50337059
Probably, yeah. I'm sick of corporate culture, I think. Performance reviews, does the boss like you, crunch time and deadlines and fuckups in production, driving into the office. Living as a sort of financial pirate, being your own master, sounds kind of romantic and badass and freeing to me.

>>50336041
>All the green recoveries were in 1982 or before

Sorry faggot, recovery has been cancelled and deboonked.

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>>50335085
mario if he real

>>50336793
Now this is podgambling!

>>50336793
tsla 3x bull etf would get delisted in 3 months when i kill elon musk in minecraft and the shitstock dumps 34% in a day

All that penis asshole posting yesterday was an Omen, you should have listened. You could all be making money off homosexuals but you choose to gamble wtih spy, tesla, soxl, and oil. I saw how many big brain degrees we have in /smg/ last week, yet your getting raped by a penis posting forklift operator and a real life janny.

>>50337203
You’re not your own master, you’re entirely at the whim of the market. It’s not like being an entrepreneur. You don’t really control anything, you can’t control your gains or losses at all when you day trade. People don’t play craps or roulette for a living.

>>50337395
>People don’t play craps or roulette for a living.
that's where you are wrong my friend
there are people who are professional craps players, who have spent 20+ years practicing their dice roll
there are not professional roulette players.. but there are pro craps players

>>50337458
FWIW I've only ever won money at a casino in two games: NLHE and craps

>>50337458
The point still stands. Dice rolling is the only thing you can control in craps. That’s still more than you can control with day trading. And even then, craps players probably get sponsorships and casinos most likely cover their rooms and expenses.

>>50335265
Up 5.5 points on the ES today

>>50337059
Not true. One decent win a day is all you need to become filthy rich, and some trades are so blindingly obvious that you'd have to be retarded to miss them. Just trade the ES exclusively and you'll eventually make it if you have sound risk management.

>>50336987
No. I refuse