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siga homophobes

all in TQQQ

>9.1%
9.1%
>9.1%
9.1%

in what would you invest 50k dollars right now, only one stock

>>50329891
siga homophobes we won, your portfolio will -50% if you don't sell before the WHO news in non pox stocks

>mfw today

Feels good being an apocalypsechad literally unphaseable lfg

>>50329912
.......puts

>>50329928
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dont forget to thank the baker
thank you baker

>>50329932
holy mommy milkers

I made $16 an hour. I’m dependable, and pretty good at a relatively niche field. I lied to my employer and said a similar company offered me $21 an hour. I said I’d settle for $20 to stay here. I got the $20 an hour bros

WHEN DO WE STOP FUCKING DROPPING?!??!!?!?
I AM DONE WITH BOBO MARKETS!
>>50329932
https://fapello.com/shiftymine/

>>50329959
I don't approve of lying but nice job anon

Where da big Bobo crash??????????????

>>50329928
Honestly? >>50329903

You're talking a niche, biosecurity reserve drug needing to be ramped up to becoming a commonplace STD treatment. That's an order or two of magnitude; the market just hasn't priced that all in yet.

Beware The Hidden Tigers
They Are Awake And They Are Hungry

>>50329932
Not usually into these holocaust infused russians but boy

Solded SQQQ yesterday please bully me...

>>50329966
Boss is boomer who believes in $1 raises a year. I started 4 years ago at $12

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>>50329974
Lol I guess the leak yesterday WASN'T legit. Probably made by a jew anyways

>>50329991
Your mom is awake and hungry

>>50329638
Cute legs. Buy SSO or the euro equivalent of a 2x leveraged S&P 500 etf. Hold that for infinity years and you will be able to fill your harem(males) with the most exquisite specimens in a short number of years.
This is not a shitpost

I boughted.

>>50330014
Ignore The Hidden Tigers At Your Own Peril
The Hidden Tigers Have Barbs And Are Not Afraid To Use Them

>>50330044
CRBP bro when are we buying back in?

>dollar starts going up a little
>everything shits the bed

jesus fucking christ just die already

>>50330040
NOOOOOOO, DONT DO IT

>>50329914
Thanks. I wonder if it's just market illiquidity, supply chain delays, or some other random factors throwing off those price signals.

>>50329932
JOOBA

Have you taken the Charcoal Pill yet anon?

https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/coal

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Europes-Insatiable-Thirst-For-LNG-Is-Causing-Blackouts-In-Developing-Countries.html

https://www.wsj.com/articles/europe-scoops-up-lng-choking-off-power-supplies-in-poorer-nations-11657212688

Like papa dalio said, the developing world is being forced into coal. Buy now, thank me later. Thank the EPA/treehuggers for free gains.

>>50330074
He's going to do it! And nothing will stop him!

CPI vs Fed Funds Rate

>>50330004
Well you are def worth it nice job bro

>>50329959
Did something like that once. Came out of college making $55k/yr in 2018. Switched jobs in 2019. Told the new company I was making $65k/yr and needed $70k/yr to move and they approved it. Yearly raises, promotions, and another job change later and I’m at $96k/yr. 75% salary increase in 5 years.

>>50330106
>Thirst-For-LNG
Why is my NG stocks not pumping?

nothing in this market makes sense anymore

>>50330040
I solded

>>50330068
>dollar starts going up a little
Where were the dollar index tickers? DXY and something else?

Lets play a game

>>50329966
ngmi

Any time I hear a boomer laugh when I say I’m more productive working from home all I can think about is the 1.5 hours a day I spend in my office bathroom vaping and shitposting

>>50330140
UUP is what you can actually buy. Probably want calls for anything more than microgainz though.

>>50329959
I have literally doubled my income by switching jobs to 4 separate firms over the course of 7 years.

Promotions are a meme. Good boy points are a meme. Your work does not speak for itself. All that matters is good social skills and the PERCEPTION of (not the reality) competence.

I didn't realize /smg/ had so many girls frontline fans

>>50329994
you made the right decision selling

I'm on my 4th day of NoCaffeine and I feel like garbage.

>>50330113
Is that adjusted for inflation though?

>>50330125
says NG is up 8% today, so you must have a shit stock

>>50330157
Vs the 3 hours a shift you do now

>>50330180
It takes about a week to ween off of it. Also you’ll crave it now and then. I quit for 3 months, hardest drug to quit IMO. There’s a coffee joint every other block.

>>50330109
GYEEEAHHAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGHHHH

>>50330193
What, at home? No I never have to go anywhere else to vape at home, I sit on my laptop and work while vaping, thus I shitpost less

>>50330182
how would you adjust either of those numbers for inflation? the CPI is the year over year change

>>50330180
funnily enough I am on my second cup of HOT delicious coffee right now. There's still some in the carafe, anon. You know you want a cuppa

>>50330190
>says NG is up 8% today
says fucking who?

>>50329954
i heard they do it for free

>>50329962
she's going to pull a denise milani and never ever ever ever ever ever show them ever

>>50330178
All of them are good girls.

>>50330243
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/natural-gas

>>50330180
I gave up both cigarettes and caffeine last week. Literally about to go insane.

>>50330243
>semiconductors mostly green on an epicly red day
Eat shit SOXS fags. Get HEEMED

Yeah I'm loading up on this tesla dip

>>50330282
>about to
You are insane for doing both at the same time

>>50329912
That's a cool mask. Anybody know where I can get one for Gookfu? I like how it moves to the side so the beak part doesn't get in the way when you're getting head, while still holding her hair from falling in her face so you can see her eyes. Very nice design.

>>50330302
WHAT ARE YOU INSANE?

>>50330278
Zoom in tard

>>50330282
thats another interesting coincidence, started my day with a coffee and cig on my balcony! Not sure there's a better way to start the day :^) but to each their own

>>50330296
okay, but why are they green?

>>50330304
One feeds the other had to stop both simultaneously.

>>50330302
cant believe how many retail investors are falling for this

Why didn't you buy the dip?

>>50330296

Just wait.

So are we OOOOOing or AAAAAing today?

>>50330282

SPY managed to rally 1.5% in 45 minutes between 10:20 and 11:05.

>>50330315
>Not sure there's a better way to start the dat
There's not. Drinking a pot of coffee and chainsmoking in the morning while gambling in markets is great.

>>50330339
They wait to crash shit until retail has been sufficiently bamboozled

>>50330313
https://markets.businessinsider.com/commodities/natural-gas-price

Its up today, your stock is shit.

loading up aggressive SOXL puts here

>As of June 2022, both MarketCap/GVA and the S&P 500 price/revenue ratio stood at about 2.4, compared with a historical norm of about 1.0. Simply touching that run-of-the-mill valuation norm (without breaching it as the market did in 2009) would require a market loss of nearly 60% from current levels.

anime is gay

>>50330316
Not sure but probably because I got scared of the CPI print and sold 1000 shares of my SOXL stack yesterday

>>50330165
It was USDX I was thinking of.
No I don't want to trade it. But I think it's important to look at key indexes like that with other things to see where contractions and expansions might occur

Guys, I think I did something bad... I went to TGT yesterday to pick up some stuff, and I went through self checkout, and accidentally bought two of something but only scanned it once. I didn't even realize I picked up two items off the shelf, they were stuck together very tightly... I really only wanted one. They were like $5 each... what should I do?

just kidding I closed my TQQQ position

I got spooked

>>50330371
Its wartime baby
Future norms is priced in right now

>>50330180
I drink, on average, a 2L bottle of soda every day. I switched from regular to diet about 3 years ago when I had a tooth literally rot to mush (I did brush - it was a rear molar I had trouble accessing). On average, I spend about $400/year on it. I'm trying to cut back, or at least switch to value brands so I spend less

>>50330392
You need to go back.

>>50330357
your fortitude is admirable, especially because of how good it would feel to do those things at this precise moment and how easy it would be for you to make that happen just by going to the nearby gas station. for me, i think it would be hard when i start picturing myself going to the gas station, definitely dont do that and start getting your mind going through the motions

>>50330409
>hey anons will you tell me to do something illegal
What a weird post

>>50330420
diet soda isnt helping with your teeth

fucks sake just drink water
drink so much water you cannot imagine taking another gulp
you will not want soda at that point

>>50330365
All the stocks are shit apparently.

>>50330426
kick that faggot in his bussy

>>50330409
keep it? why worried about getting in trouble? I religiously only scan about 2/3 of my items. as long as they were scanned in a fashion where it appears as one item your gucci.

>>50330411
back to cash? i think we are due for a big rally

>>50330420
holy fat

>>50330436
>diet soda isnt helping with your teeth
Actually my mouth is usually so acidic that plaque cannot form. There's also no sugar so bacteria cannot grow. However, acid erosion is still a factor

Rate my spending snapshot from January 1 of this year until today. I eat out a lot.

>>50330462
invisible/10

>>50330348
we are crabbing which means the montly upward trend is still going

>>50330457
Actually I'm around 140 and have trouble keeping on weight

>>50330420
Jesus, Anon you need to drink water. However, Longing Big Corn Syrup isn't a bad play.

>>50330462
gotta go with an incomplete grade buddy

Rate my spending snapshot from January 1 of this year until today. I eat out a lot.

This time I included the pic

>>50330420
Just drink water or sparkling water you fat fuck. Holy shit you people are retarded.

I wish a pack of feral niggers would gang rape me.

>>50330477
This "person" is just fueling up for their pride parade and abortion protest need dem calories
!

I am officially shorting the market now. See you all at SPX 3750.

WHY WHY WHY

I SELL AND IT PUMPS
EVERY DAMN TIME

BOGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>50329891
Who is this?
Is her anime any good?

>>50330339
>This MUST be the bottom, it's just like 2020, V shaped recovery bro, DCA bro, BYFD bro

>go on stocktwits this morning to gauge CPI reactions
>literally 6 bearish tweets per second celebrating the gap down

I'm really starting to think the bear side is the crowded trade now. I think retail is mostly bearish, especially given how much i've been hearing normie retards talking about "recession" and "yield curve inversion" in real life, especially when they can't even explain what the yield is

>>50330477
we should really kill fat people. they are so bad for the environment.

>>50330420
buy sugar free water enhancers and seltzer if you want it to be bubbly
i've been doing a pina colada one recently and i like it a lot
"pina de tepache" if you go to walmart

>>50330514
It’s a character from Euphoria. And yes it’s good. Go watch it.

>>50330459
Just use crest™ enamal repair twice a day if drinking soda/beer
Buy pg

>>50330477
Intuitive eating

>>50330534
Based OC creator

>>50330518
bull side was crowded for over 10 years

>>50330477
That is how you speed run getting type 2 diabetes.

>>50330420
when you speak, people leave, right?

>>50330514
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Too many over leveraged shorts/puts on market open -1.5%. Algos detect this and immediately pump to liquidate retail and collect profits.

Short term strategy is impossible if your bankroll is insufficient.

Just hold naked 3x inverse ETF and chill for 2 weeks until recession/rate hike on 27th

I sold all my TWTR today

is back to back record inflation and declining wages bullish? stocks seem to be responding positively. is now the time to buy soxl?

>>50330518
Yeah that's how we avoided the '08 crisis. Everyone knew there was a recession and bear market.

>>50329891
>thinking the bottom is in
oh no...

>>50330518
Oh vey don’t fight the fed Jerome will sock ya

>>50330592
kek, name a more boomer than this boomer

>>50330147
gotta add a used car salesman move like "keeping you on the right side of this market" or "you and me, who understand this market more than 99% of the people" to the mix

>>50330477
You don't see the worst of them till you work in post pandemic food service. Literally 2 people in a store designed to have 8 on a shift (everyone else quit and is on gov benefits), and some POS with their gut hanging over their steering wheel, staring at you expectantly through the window while you work, screaming at you because more cheese and more patties costs extra like you personally set the prices.

>>50330592
Theyre all shilling this line that next months cpi will be good and we will moon then.

>>50330592

i can't believe how many retail investors are still short. they'll learn.

>>50330592
When was the last time Cramer was right?

>>50330626
t-two more weeks t-trust the science

Unironically why aren't the markets crashing?

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there have been ample opportunities for the market to leg down, but it hasn't. Longer we do this sideways action the more likely that 400 gap gets filled. VIX doesn't go up if there is complacency and nobody wants/needs to hedge

>>50330639
Bear Stearns is fine.

>>50330624
I feel awful for food service wagies now honestly, seems like a horrid fucking job. I still gotta eat, but I try to be as pleasant as possible about it because everyone at drive throughs now looks like they’re one bad day away from necking

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>>50330483
i spend less than $37k a year

>>50330656
>he didn't get the memo about it being opposite day

One of these days (maybe even one day soon), we'll rally and just keep rallying.

>>50330656
Priced in.

Who's buying

>>50329932
SIGA

>>50330674
I have a wife, 2 kids, and a mortgage

Good morning /smg/ I am hung over as fuck and didn't show up to work. Nobody has questioned me so far so I guess I'm good.

What did cpisay? Better than expected or worse?

>>50330173
this

>>50330634
I made some money by shorting today but I also tend to set tight stop loss orders once I my risky positions turn green. My gains would have already been wiped out if I hadn't.

>>50330675
https://youtu.be/V3yuto9xjEE

>>50330680
When the last boomer passes away during the day of the pillow, then you have my permission to buy back in.

>>50330704
9.1, worse than expected

>>50330575
this- should have sold mine at break even to be in a better position for the 27th. FML- i will just hold my position.

>>50330624
That sounds awful.
>>50330666
That is uncharacteristically kind of you, Satan.

>>50330483
Which category is "donations to right wing political causes"? Cuz I don't see it and if it isn't there then you're ngmi

>>50330656
You can hold cash which is depreciating at 9% or hold stocks which are selling goods at inflated prices.
JJ will hike rates to 9% any day now, right?

>>50330575
Not going leveraged short but seriously want to reenter SARK

>>50330534
>Genres: erotica, psychological
>Themes: bdsm, escape, rape, scat
Uhhhh anon…

>>50330699
nobody else showed up for work either. everybody just said fuck it.

>>50330747
$10 cash every Sunday to holy family Catholic Church

>9.1%
son of dob bros we won

>>50330764
based

>>50330754
I'm actually thinking of quitting my WFH job to find an in-office role... I like to see the office ladies, and it will stop me from fucking daytrading my account down to zero

>volume weakening
>spread slimming
>bobo heeming
balance must be restored

>>50330666
>At In-n-Out drive-through
>Pull up to cashier
>Tells me "one moment" before leaving for two minutes
>Returns. "Sorry about that. Someone at the front didn't want to pay."
What kind of low-rent scumbag wants to barter - nay - SKIMP out on paying burger wagies their fair due?

>>50330656
Ironically why would they?

Take you vitamins

>>50330783
Welcome to Bidens America bud

>>50330656
they are

>>50330783
that was me

>>50330754
It’s good. Trust me anon. It’s a slice of life that deals with some heavier themes every now and again. Think K-on but darker.

>>50330575
I have a long 3670P that expires in mid august. fingers crossed.

>>50330656
((((QUI))))

Bought more C and WBD during the morning dump. Go me..

How will I feed my gambling addiction??????? Also WFC & C puts

>>50330526

Better still, make your own seltzer with a sodastream. But then out-jew the seltzer jews by getting an adapter valve of the internet and hooking it up to a generic (i.e. cheap) 5lb CO2 tank from any old brewing supply store.

I rub my hands together thinking of the nickels saved every time I carbonate another bottle.

Natural gas is literally mooning. Holy shit.

1 year in the books completed on my mortgage. Still at the point where interest is raping. Fixed 3.375%. Currently paying an extra $100 a month towards principle

>>50330862
russia wont turn on nordstream

>>50330783
You think that is bad the wagie is hourly although he might get guff from boss he will still get paid. Tipcucks on the other hand often have to pay for tables that walk out on them. When you tip you are paying for some poorfag to dine and dash. It used to happen all the time when I worked as a line cook.

Old market:
>picks a fucking direction at open
>proceeds in that direction until 11:00
>oscillates sideways til EOD
>maybe does a 0.1% pump or dump at 3:50

Current year market:
>opens up or down 2%
>proceeds to scream in the exact opposite direction for 2 hours straight
>NASDACK outperforms Shit&Piss for half of it
>Shit&Piss outperforms NASDACK for the rest of it, except on odd-numbered Thursdays and on prime-numbered days of the year preceeding a waxing moon by no more than 4 days
>crab + or - 0.5% for an hour
>between 1:30-3:00 pm, embarks on a massive + or - 2% pump or dump on zero volume or news
>crabs on slightly elevated volume for the rest of the day
>closes at +0.000000000000000003%
>takes a massive piss or shit immediately after hours

The stock market wasn't this retarded when I first took an interest in it. It's like a hot girl you marry and then she becomes a bloated sharting landwhale. I want my old career back.

How the hell does TODAY of all the god damn days.... end up a fucking CRAB DAY
This is some top tier bullshit, who is running operation?

>>50330868
You know a lot of mortgages let you pay any extra payments towards the principal you know

>>50330861
yeah thats pretty good
i'm not super into bubbly drinks myself, but if i did get into them, i'll keep this in mind

double top on spy

>>50330624
Automation can't come soon enough, it's cruel to put people though this degradation, I much rather buy my burger from some burger bot then some sad wagie

>>50330868
Chipping away at that interest. Every month $1.50ish more goes towards principle and $1.50ish less towards interest

>>50330906
you know who

>>50330848
I opened a SOXX position after listening to the semi perma bears get hyper delusional. It's my only green position not that it matters but I find that funny. I feel like semis are going to bottom before the rest of the market considering they have been getting pounded longer then anything else. Sort of like how T recovered fast since it already bottomed out after the divy cut was announced.

>>50330909
Yea that’s what I said. I usually throw $100 at just the principle every month. You can see it better here>>50330935

>>50330848
Based pick on WBD. I'm long that stock as well.

>>50330900
maybe 10's of millions of people watching 1minute candles every day is a bad thing

>>50330906

>>50330890
100% true I get contracted @$26hr but the tipcucks upstairs get $10-15 I think

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>>50330900
Last year you could just pick an ETF and ride it to +20% without any knowledge or effort. Now nobody knows what's happening. I intend to find peace by embracing the randomness and relying on degenerate 0dte gambles.

>>50330900
Efficient markets at work :^)

>>50330906
>he sold?
>why aren't you pumping it already?!
>PUMP ZE FUCKING MARKET!

>>50330173
That would work if you only aim for roles that don't really require skill.

Recuperating. Heheh silly dumb bobo

>>50330938

doubling down on SOXL puts

>>50330925
called it

>>50330948

bears look at this chart and are betting down and breaking through the 2 year support, rather than up. Idk, risk/reward isn't there for that case imo

Just remember, do the opposite of logic. It’d always a trap

>>50329972
The explanation is that it's summer so bulls are retarded and buying on low volume.

>>50330900
sounds boring af this is a zoomer market now, get used to it, old man no cap on god fr

>SPY is going to close green.
top lel

>>50330906
Rhymes with new and lew anon..............i've said too much

>>50330900
The mass of HFT algos has started to gain sentience, but unfortunately it's going full Robocop 2, thrashing against it's creators' conflicting directives.

9.1%

Clown world, clown market

>>50330906
Some were expecting a pump, most expecting a dump, but everyone was expecting a huge move. The ultimate fuck-everyone move was crab, so if you know this cunt of a market, this outcome should not surprise you in the least.

>>50330748
If the stocks you're holding crash, you get double fucked.

Finally unbanned so I can say HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DID COMMODITIES RALLY AFTER CPI?

HIGHER CPI = LOWER CONSUMER = LESS DEMAND

NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE

>>50331111
welcome back and checked

You know what happens after the crab,right mumu?

>>50330393

>selling the bottom

>>50331111
>numbers
Bullish along with ID color

My trading app has a category for female leadership. It includes companies that have female CEOs. Should I invest?

>higher than expected inflation
>vol still not above 30

you know what this mean for the PPI tomorrow and retail sales/consumer sentiment on friday. need to finish this week off with more unexpected numbers to get the fed to really change their tune

So what was the deal with that fake CPI report yesterday?

>>50331035
Support is imaginary. You're completely ignoring macroeconomic conditions.

>>50331135
Yes, in puts.

>>50331111

SPX turned green for a while there, WTF.

i challenge the dickposter to post his own miserable little dribbler

>>50331178
Dickposter anon is actually a forklift driver IRL, so.....

>>50331139
That was actually the real one. Today is the edited version.

>>50331111

>HIGHER CPI = LOWER CONSUMER = LESS DEMAND

inflation is growth. Commodities went down because the prevailing narrative shifted from 'inflation' to 'deflation'. If inflation is truly sticky then growth will persist, and commodities get a bid. From a correlation perspective energy is by far the best performing sector in an inflationary environment, while energy stocks bottomed (on high volume) yesterday down less than 2% on a day where crude tanked 8%

the 'inflation' trade is long overdue to make a comeback, or at least a retracement. Only difference is the 10 year yield will NOT go up this time

>>50331111
>NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE
honk honk

>that candle
lel

You guys remember lunch bro? Oh man, I wonder what he's doing now.

>>50331190
well he has to make up a world of imaginary horrors to keep his terrified wife locked away from the temptation of BBC outside their door

BOBO EMERGENCY MEETING REPORT IN BOBROS WTF IS GOING ON

Okay. Haha. My money keeps disappearing. I will be committing suicide shortly.

Can anyone actually explain why the market isn’t completely falling apart right now? Inflation is accelerating with no real signs of cooling, yet the selling is slowing, who is buying? Why are they buying? What do they know?

mumubros how do we stop the bleeding

3850 EOD

I told you.

I told you three threads ago.

Why didn't you listen?

>>50331218
He's probably having lunch now that I think about it.

>>50331111
>NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE
Accept the clown world

>>50331229
Exit pump

I refuse to believe that cpi number was bullish,there has to be a big dump happening before this week ends.

>>50331229
(((they))) are buying with your money so (((they))) can be majority owners and dictate your life by proxy.

>>50331229
inflation means the value of currency declines
now here's the money question
it declines in relation to what?

>>50330925
Check again lil Bobo hahah u fucking retard

>>50331222
Dunno lol if the market behaved rationally it would be priced in. Lmao

>>50331229
Just watch me.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

>account value: $**9,500
>make a stupid short term gamble for a quick $500 profit just to flip the digit
>lose

AAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT FAIR ITS LIKE AN INVISIBLE BARRIER ON MY ACCOUNT VALUE

>>50331265
niggers?

>>50331229
MM's had record shorts going into the week, so I'm guessing we're getting a squeeze of some sort.

>>50331263
they are using retail bobo liquidity to go long before the real dump comes around this friday

>>50331267
sh-shut up

>>50331233
>>50331244
Joe imported shitskins to Australia?
LET'S GO BRANDON

>>50331229

every.says.they.are.bearish

nobody.is.positioned.bearish

VIX STILL NET SHORT
TECH LONGS ADDED

>>50331260
pretty much. they are just dragging this out until september probably.

>Women literally live like this

wow, SOXL opened with the biggest 5 minute red candle ive seen in a very long time
and it's already fully recovered by lunch
lmao i have no idea what's going on in this market anymore

>>50331229
Everyone covered their shorts after the CPI

AMERICAS FIRST SHORT TESLA TSLA ETF WILL GO LIVE TOMORROW UNDER THE TICKER TSLQ.

SHOULD HAVE NAMED IT TSLAQ

>>50331229
It matters what institutions expected because that's what dictates price movement before the market knows what the actual CPI numbers are. It's probably not too far off from what they took into account or otherwise the market would either be dumping or pumping. It's sort of crabbing instead which means that this wasn't the worst case scenario.

>>50331229
You're gonna be waiting a while, the last few years are the kind of thing people will write doctoral theses about.
There'll be no shortage of detailed theories after the fact, but you'll have to wait until we're suitably after the fact that new developments don't significantly change the working model.

>>50330340

>>50331345
I'm gonna short it as open.

>>50331111
We missed you bro czech em

>>50331229
>no signs of cooling
it's all based off of oil prices, take a look. You don't need to wait a month for the government to tell you what oil prices were 45 days ago.

I warned you all, the aliens said hyperinflation is coming, the aliens are never wrong

>>50331139
Its called anchoring expectations

rate hikes are priced in at 50/50 for 75/100bps
expect volatility lmao

>>50331263
exit pump / bulltrap combo into OPEX finisher friday bullwhipping

DXY appears to be cooling off as well.

>>50331338
Structural moves, not actual bidding. Volatility deflating = betashit like SOXL goes up

FRIENDLY REMINDER
CIRCUIT BREAKER LEVEL EVENT

LESS THAN 2 MORE WEEKS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

ENJOY YOUR CRASH

>2 more weeks

>>50331461
2 WEEKS LMAO

FOURTEEN MORE DAYS

>>50331476
Not to suck the tripfag off but the fed meeting is happening in excatly 2 weeks so i have my doubts

The real pain will resume during earnings week. Positioning isn't actually that bearish, people are net long the nasdaq and short vol right now.

Shemitah ends in 336 hours.

A NEGABART JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

aaaand it's gone

KITTY CAT PATTERN EMERGING ON THE S&P RUUUUUUUUN

>>50331378
Oil dropped because of fear of demand destruction caused by a recession which in turn is fed by fears of rate hikes. But payroll numbers still came in hot and now people are going to keep spring on oil which is going to drive that back up. Everything points to inflation turning higher and that the fed will need to hike faster. This whole market is a shit show.

>>50331350
>It's sort of crabbing instead which means that this wasn't the worst case scenario.
What is the fucking worst case scenario? 15% CPI? Or is that fucking priced in already?

Alright bros I just missed the SPY 382 short.

>>50331530
I CAN SEE THE EARS HOLY SHIT IT'S REALLY HAPPENNING

>>50331338
Because shitposting aside semis are touted as being a safety position. The fact it has been so thoroughly heemed actually helps it since a case for a bottom hotting soon is much easier to make then for other sectors. SOXL still sucks but yeah semis are good.

goddamn manipulated tranny market, FUCK this shit

>>50331556
what ticker is this?

>>50331587
No. Wtf lol semis are not "safety" they are risk on assets.
Semis are cyclical. Semis are not like actual software tech

>>50331606
CATT

>>50331606
I dont' think anyone even knows anymore. I saved the image back in April, and I know it's older than that

>>50331554
I mean it's already over that if you take away the Hebrew magic

>Should've bought Bitcoin instead

>>50331650
Anon,i..

>Shouldn't have had gay sex

LET ME TELL YOU WHY I LIKE GLD AND SLV.

THE RATE AT WHICH CORPORATIONS ARE ACQUIRING DOLLARS IS DECREASING AT THE SAME TIME THE VALUE OF THOSE DOLLARS IS DECREASING. THIS IS SETTING THE STAGE FOR A PERFECT STORM. AN EXPLOSION IN THE COST OF GOLD AND SILVER AND TOTAL SOCIETAL COLLAPSE. A REAL RED DEER LEVEL CIRCUIT BREAKER KIND OF EVENT IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD BEFORE YOUR EYES.

So is this market pump based solely on Burt Biden saying the inflation numbers are wrong?

beautiful, the market is practically flat after all that nonsense.

>>50331673
And boomers only know how to buy. It’s ok, the purge will come

>>50331506
Rosh Hashanah is at the end of September anon
We are currently in the month of Tammuz, of which the 17th is significant. The next month, Av, starts in 336 hours, but it is not noteworthy

>>50331673
it's based on investment banks spoofing the markets for a quick buck
the tranny market is a fake scam

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-12/jpmorgan-gold-desk-cheated-market-with-spoofing-ex-trader-says

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>>50331673
biden visiting tel aviv

>>50331616
>semis are cyclical
lol

CANADA HIKED INTEREST RATES 1% TO 2.50%. THIS WILL FORCE THE FED TO MATCH. Fed will hike minimum of 1% next meeting above expectations or else CAD will become too strong of a currency. We will limit down on SPY. This is your final warning.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/bank-of-canada-rate-hike-1.6518161

BUDDY LOOK AT 2 YEAR/10 YEAR BOND YIELD SPREAD COMPUTER

>>50331751
look at the 2 and the 1 year yields and compare them to the thirty as well! Bond market is pricing in a happening.

>>50331606
it's silver

>>50331229
The Fed is buying and selling the market so it slowly crabs down to “acceptable” levels. This is inflationary but who cares. Ultimately we will “solve inflation” by switching to a blockchain currency controlled by the central banks. We are basically already there but the usage of physical dollars needs to wiped out so they can control or monitor what you do and do not buy.

How do I this will happen? Easy. They told us, and we all when the crises is bad enough people WILL conform (maybe not everyone will, but they don’t need everyone, just the majority).

>>50330748
I’ll hold cash with a fixed low interest rate debt, so the cash will have value even though inflation is high. Highly liquid and safe bet. Interest rates just got pumped above what my fixed rate debt is so I’m laughing.

>>50332088
Year of the crab