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DXY is in freefall

See you after lunch break,mumus

FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SQQQ bros...

See you in 2 weeks,mumus

>stock market recovers in 1h30m
lol

siga homophobes

>>50328365
GAY SEX BROS WILL KEEP POSTING POXXED PENIS UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Yeah, Im thinking we're back

>>50328365
>its real

Wall street us pulling out all the stops with this fake ass pump

It's literally over bobo, this was your last chance.

shitcompanybros... look at the YTD... what happened...

Gap filled on QQQ, time to die

>>50328401

>>50328400

imagine being bearish after CPI.

he fell for the fake cpi report

>horrible news on the horizon and entire market is fearful
>Pumps
Slurpers are going to get what they fucking deserve

>>50328401
Yup, we havent seen a fake pump on bad news this year, theres no way it will go red again within a day. Buy in! This is the bottom!

STOP THE COUNT

So es em gee, what the fuck was that?
Why the dump and pump?
Explain it to me like I'm a retard, because I am.

I cant lie I slurped a bit

I bet so many people were expecting a repeat of the last CPI report and shorted then just got a pie in the face

I got work to do but I can't help at look at my bleeding portfolio. I really should have sold my UVXY at break even this morning.

>oh 75 basis points?
>*unzips pants and puts dick on the table*
>how about 100 basis points?
based

All I had to do today was NOTHING yet I still gambled
Fuck me. I cannot even blame jews forit.

Inflation will still be hot for July i stg. I work at a store and yesterday alone we raised the price on 800 items. we get new price changes every tuesday but usually not that much

>>50328477
Fed just decided adding another trillion to the sheet won't matter at this point.

>>50328477
the line goes up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles

>>50328477
hooked nosed men, their hands clasped

I only trade options spreads on SPY, but it's nice seeing SIGA chads make some money. Meme stocks are always fun to watch.

It literally doesn’t matter what you buy because everything moves together anyway

>>50328477
Biden shat his pants. Kamala confirmed to have put a straw down his pants and slurped it up. Overall that’s bullish. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

Having a strong dollar is based af, all the broke countries (europoors) have to maintain negative rates so travelling and cooming will be cheap af

>>50328517
lol based episode

You could have listened

>>50328533
Now THIS, this is the information I come to es em gee for.

>he slurped the intraday bull trap

>>50328520
Wow. That webm is literally me.

>>50328419
Yeah but then why did TSLA fire all their self driving people?

https://twitter.com/GazpromEN/status/1547224254520999938?s=20&t=9Hm_YFDXUTpwYKnc814TcQ

Where can I invest in German Firewood futures?

>>50328365
Bo-Bros what's going on?!?!

>>50328556
Where Burry is wrong is that Biden is already a scapegoat/dead in the water so the fed will hike rates and not give a fuck

Is the crash in the room with us right now bobo?

Does any other early 90s babies remember when people called KFC kentucky fried cells because of some scandal? All I remember is that the chicken had organisms or something. It’s shaped my view on the word organism for my entire life. Did I dream this

>>50328584
What does this mean? Please explain, I'm retarded.

>>50328506
Are you being /bullwhip/ed or are they all price hikes?

>>50328602
Just you.

>>50328396
told you to sell yesterday

>>50328574
wow ur sexy bby

>>50328381
My silver is doing a little sumthin’

>>50328587
saint pow pow with the cash cow

actually want to kill myself, lost the last of my portfolio on this stupid fucking nonsensical rally

holy fuck dude

Remember that hyperinflation is bullish
If prices nominally double, that includes stocks
puts get heemed and calls win
best not to live in that country though

So GUSH is never rebounding right?

I blew up two margin accounts and I have no money

feels bad not participating in the market right now, so depressing all I do is shitpost on /smg/ and listen to black people music

>>50328650
what did you do?

Sold SQQQ last night because I didn't want to gamble CPI numbers. Bought the retard dip in premarket (FNGU and TQQQ). Bought SIGA puts at the $14 double top. You faggots will always be one step behind. Everyone knows gas prices were high in June... CPI will be lower next month and fed probable does a 0.5 instead of 0.75 at the end of the month. We are gonna rally now and assblast retard retail that is stacking puts and one step behind the game

*enters the thread

>>50328602
>"Freedom fries"
>Leftists getting upset at Chick-fil-A for being religious
>Szechuan sauce
Leave it to America to make outrages over fast food

>>50328650
Post it

>>50328627
Thx. I jelq daily

>>50328652
Yes because from what we’ve seen inflation has been incredibly bullish this year

CPI is 9.1%, hot damn.
I expected 8.x%, didn't think it was gonna be THAT high.
JPow about to crash this market with no survivors on the 27th

>>50328650
you played FD puts, didn't you?

>>50328663
Had $300 left, bought SPY puts, market fucking ripped immediately after

Just doesn't make sense. I'm autistic and can't handle how irrational this market is

>>50328609
Russia-to-Europe gas pipeline down for maintenance, key part (turbine) being fixed in Canada, which is supposed to be sanctioning the evil Russians. Headlines yesterday said Canada finally folded under German pressure and would be sending the turbine back.

For whatever reason, Gazprom is saying that there hasn't been follow through. It's probably nothing, but if it doesn't get resolved in the next week or so when the maintenance window ends, Europe is fuuuucked.

>>50328676
SHUT THE FUCK UP EUROPOOR!

>>50328707
>bought SPY puts
Well then don't close them retard.

>>50328692
this year's price movement is because we went from expecting unchecked inflation to expecting a soft landing (aka lowered inflation)

>>50328539
I have a three week Eurotrip in September, going to London and the Czech Republic. Are my US dollars going to get me all the kebab I can imagine?

>>50328629
Gold, silver and dollar are all finally acting like inflation numbers mean something.

>>50328661
I've only ever used margin to cover purchases so I don't have to keep a lump of cash liquid in my brokerage. Am I dong it wrong?

>>50328658
I didn't hear no bell.

>>50328372
Of course I bought.
...and I'll be selling within the next 5 minutes.

When you're given a gift like today with an overreaction to backwards data, you've gotta take it.

>>50328650
>on this stupid fucking nonsensical rally

>>50328715
>inb4 0dte

>>50328707
>autism
Then you should be charting

>"SP500 closes green as investors weigh in on CPI report."

>>50328614
i dont know what bullwhipped means but it's all price hikes. even big jumps like a 2pack of shampoo + conditioner from $7.45 to $9.15. it's crazy that our weekly sale signs they send us a few weeks before the actual sales start are already outdated when the time comes because they raise prices so fast

>>50328671
this looks so dangerous

>>50328759
SP500 rallies as fears of inflation, rate hikes sets in.

oooooOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50328602

>In 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, KFC suspended use of the slogan "It's Finger Lickin' Good" out of safety concerns.[42]

remember what they took from you

>>50328740
youre asking the wrong guy anon.

I would go all on SOXL with maxed out margin and hold it for days...

It's dumping again after lunch break,dumb fags.

FAKE AND GAY

I'm going back to watching murder documentaries

>>50328539
>thinking spending more than you make is based

>>50328667
I jsut realized that his name is BANDIT Keith. The japs literally think Americans are thieves those plucky Asians

How can this market be both the fakest and gayest at the same time?

>>50328759
>actually this CPI data is good, jay powell will certainly save us sometime this year by only raising 50bps, a sign of an economy not heading into recession

>>50328715
0DTE, rally shows no sign of slowing. Just gonna let it run till expiry and give up trading as a whole

>>50328667
you're going to brutally raped if 14.50 breaks on siga which is 99% going to happen next week if not this one

>>50328787
This was in the late 90s. Right at the time when mulan came out in theaters

>>50328707
So you want to buy SPY puts at close on Friday, the week before CPI release. And sell at close the day before, or the morning of the CPI release. You should benefit from a nice increase in IV as well.

Another strategy would be to buy SPY straddles/strangles at open, the day the CPI data releases. And sell at close the same day.

>>50328767
Whoa, that's fucked up.

And the bullwhip effect is when retailers order too much shit or it stacks up on the way in, so they hold too much inventory/slash prices. Then they cut orders and end up with too little inventory/hiking prices. Rinse, repeat. https://www.investopedia.com/bullwhip-effect-definition-5499228

Yes henlo sexy broker lady?

So I've read on the... internet... that the bottom is in so I'd like to buy more AQB shares please

>>50328767
If it gets any worse you’ll be pricing your stuff in platinum or something so you don’t have to change the signs every day.

>spy about to go green

I literally could not care any less why the market is pumping. Just give me my easy money to take profits from so I can continue this NEET life and live off of the fat of the land.

>>50328789
nooo

We are living in a world of excess demand combined with shortages of labor and commodities - which will in turn cause growth to decelerate rapidly.

>>50328759
>>50328771
>Investors turn bullish on bullish investor sentiment.

>>50328732
I was just in Portugal and everything was already cheap af in dollars, it will only get better (for us)

>>50328808
Boomers will have to take a haircut with all their entitlement programs because there is no way to take it out of the discretionary budget. If you are a yuppie like me you will live like a fucking king.

>Biden in Israel
>Market full schizo mode
Coincidence?

i made a meme

Thank you based Cramer

So why is the market rallying? Shorts positions being filled?

>be average retailcuck
>see CPI numbers and premarket movement, panic sell the open
>see it rally
>buy the top
>panicsell the afternnon and evening dump
>cry myself to sleep

>>50328671
bull status: prep'd

>>50328817
>0DTE
Don't cry about getting heemed if you decide to gamble retard. Options themselves are already fucking gambling.

>>50328822
9/16 puts. I'll be alright. I'll exit whenever Blackrock takes their profits and tanks it to $10 in 5 minutes

>>50328477
CPI was super hot so we're getting 75bps or greater guaranteed at the July FOMC so the market will pump to trap bulls and liquidate any bobos that are too leveraged. Normal kike shit. Mumus will copepost that this is "totes da meltup!!1" because they're dumb as fauck

>>50328817
Yra that's probably for the best man. I'm serious I've seen alot of accounts today get blown up some people aren't cut out for trading its jsut the facts and its not a (You) thing it's jsut a different line of thinking you have to have to execute and play correctly. You're better off doing scratch offs if you want to one day hit your big payday to beat America otherwise you'll lose more money in the market if you cant adapt quickly and unlike the covid crash the fed isn't here to save the day so you're picking a bad time to get involved.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
*RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE*
ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE BOBO?

>>50328889
this was me yesterday. fuck trading today.

THE FUCKING FAGGOT FED IS BUYING AGAIN
I FUCKING HATE THIS MARKET
>HIGHER INFLATION
>MARKET THINKS: WELL ITS THE HIGHEST EVER IT HAS TO HAVE PEAKED
FUCK YOU

>>50328837
I definitely feel like the warehouse is dumping shit on us sometimes because they send stuff we don't need and don't sell so it piles up in the back. But we have a lot of empty shelves still.

and holy shit hand sanitizer and wipes we cannot get rid of and they sent us way too much over the past year

>>50328829
I want to have sex with that wamen. I want to impregnate her.

God, life as an incel is so hard some times. But then again, I am one of God’s strongest soldiers.

vix already at yesterday's levels, next two days are extremely bearish so waiting for a good short open

>>50328923
yeah just fine this is nothing. where have you people been all year lel? we won't see another real bear market rally like the one in March until there's a big leg down.

>>50328934
>and holy shit hand sanitizer and wipes we cannot get rid of and they sent us way too much over the past year
Well well well. Guess what's about to become 20% of the CPI? :^)

>>50328888
You think market rallying +2% within 2 hours is real? They reversed the tape as soon as Big Money got data about the number of shorts so they could heem everyone. Don't worry they will sell it off today

>>50328923
Yup, I'm doing fine meltup man, go home and go to sleep early, you're in for some big gains tonight!

>>50328520

>>50328934
There is actually a shortage of warehouse space, so makes sense.

>>50328934
kek I've worked in supply chain/requisitions before, these factories are just dumping whatever they can on warehouses and some random 20-something signs off on the invoice on a bunch of shit that they retailer will never sell

>>50328923
MELTUPCHADS ASSEMBLE FOR MELTUP

>>50328671
That's right mumu, come a little closer.
>Verification not required.

>>50328365
HOPE YOU SLURRRPED THAT SOXL DIP BABY. this is the bottom btw

not to late to load up on NEM boys

>>50328900
when commercial testing goes live before then you'd wish you just broke even

>>50328829
10/10 early mom bod
would instamarry

>>50328888
Markets are forward looking.
Stop obsessing over last months CPI.

We're gonna crab here though. Rate hikes are still planned, after all.

>ANOTHER post-CPI retard rally
>it'll be ANOTHER giga dump this afternoon or tomorrow when reality sets in

it's all so tiresome

>>50328955
>>50328829
>Ana de Wallmis

>>50328959
Made me laugh, good one anon.

>LE ANCIENT OLD BOOMER DUDE SAID WE HAVE TO DUMP CAUSE LE BOOMER BOOK

Idiots don't realize we are in the era of the zoomer, PAMP IT BABY LETS GOOOOOOO!!!

>>50329003
delete this right now

>>50328898
Risk is good. You cant have reward without risk but not all risk is good risk. Also if youre conservative with them you can use it as comfy income because of the defined risk.

>>50329000
checked

>>50329003
Fake, no way she looks like that

>>50329003
Holy shit why are women like this?

I've been holding shares of paypal at an average price of 215 for a long time now, I'm down 66% and it doesn't look like it's going to improve anytime soon, should I just close the trade?

Inflation won't go away until the risk free rate is equal to the annualized inflation rate. This has always been the case since the inception of the Federal Reserve.

>>50328829
this chick needs to lose 10 lbs

>>50328923
>They didn't listen.

>>50328956
I predict VIX will try and make a double bottom from yesterday's levels before close today

>>50329016
>the lowest of the American slave classes will be rewarded financially
lolno you're going to be a broke retard

Canada just slapped a surprise 100bps rate hike

>>50329003
I've noticed if they dont have a strong bone structure they wall the hardest but I still think this one is just an extremely unflattering picture

We're going to keep pumping until the last fucking retailshit was forced to FOMO back in to be dumped on

like wtf we jumped instantly from 0% chance of 100bp hike to 50% chance and NDQ is fucking green for the day. Mumus are so retarded that physical laws are starting to break down around them like black holes.

Do you believe this (((recovery)))?

>>50329041
close it, and revenge trade. put it all in puts

>>50329000
fuck, digits confirm crab

Market about to take a fat shit. If you ain't buying cheap puts rn you're playing the game wrong.

>>50329043
So you could have 10 months of 0.5% inflation and 2 months of 10% inflation and it all works out if annualized and equal to bond rates?

>>50329053
No, it has nothing to do with weight. She needs to exercise, as her BF % is too high. While having VERY LITTLE actual muscle.
t. Definitely more fit than you.

>>50329071
>We're going to keep pumping until the last fucking retailshit was forced to FOMO back in to be dumped on
We're going to pump until every bobo doomer in this thread has switched sides and goes all in 3x bull etfs. At that moment the melt-up will end and the real crash begins.

>he didnt hedge

>>50329091
I'm inclined to believe you but everyone is saying the same thing and I always feel uneasy when redditors, discord trannies and anons all agree on the same thing

>>50329072
it's just high lev shorts all running for the exit at the same time, you need to relax

>>50329065
Only a surprise for retards. They follow and lag the fed so they are playing catch up.

What the fuck I'm a moron I ROLLED my TQQQ puts this morning for profit instead of just selling them... now I'm not doing so good

The normies know.

What's this pattern called?

are we fucked

GET ME OFF THIS RIDE
I WANNA GET OFF
MOMMY
PLEASE
HELP
STOP

BUDDY LOOK AT SIGA COMPUTER

>>50329149
It means I don't have to steal as much scrap metal to afford my meth habit

>>50329080
bobo do you really think there is an invisible ((man)) that will press a button at any moment and make the market dump? C'mon now clearly we are out of the danger zone and stocks will only go up from here

>>50329101
shut the fuck up retard

>>50329003
>implying you wouldn't
Why would you not want a 2 or 3 that could look like a 8 or 9?

>>50329104
would 45 minutes every second day on a cross-trainer (elliptical trainer) at 130bpm be enough?

>>50329149
Voltage spike, copper conducts electricity.

>>50329003
delete this or else

>>50329197
AAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO DONT SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50329153
Yes there is going to be a global financial crisis similar in scale to 2008

>>50329003
Literally just put a paper bag over her head, problem solved. Her tits and body still look delectable.

>>50329215
>2008

off by 80 years

>>50329153
yeah

I have no one but myself to blame

Can't wait for the Lil Bobo posts about "why aren't we crashing, the cpi report was the most in decades, fuck this clown market!"

>>50329227
Delusional

>>50329189
No. You need to do resistance training, with increasing weight. No other way. Stop trying to reinvent things.
Cardio (what you mentioned) is good for ONLY cardiovascular health.

Who would win an IRL fight? A bull or a bear? Let’s say grizzly bear vs the biggest bull in the tristate area. Both bloodlusted, fight to the death

The market is healing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how many people here shorted market open and fomo'd into the fake rally and are going to panic sell today

Well /smg/? Could the metaverse be the ticket for the Africans? Are they going to finally escape poverty?! Is Zuckerberg really WAKANDA?

>>50328874
First of all Portugal has always been cheep. You could live like a king there in 12 on a backpacker budget. 3 course meal and 4 beers for like 13 dollars.

Second. Trade imbalances either correct themselves in the currency, or they are heald in place by a central bank who stores us debt for use later. This just means you get a higher limit on your credit card now so the XI can take your house in 20 years.

>>50329189
nah she needs to lift, do core work, that sort of shit. she'd go from saggy pancake A-cups to DFC as a bonus

>>50328829

>CONGRATULATIONS MUMU’S YOU JUST GOT SHORT COVERED
>PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR A MASSIVE RED DILDO
t.Bobo

Oh yeah baby, I’m thinking we’re back. I’m now only down 10% on my sqqq position which is 100% of my account.

CHECK OUT SNOWFLAKE COMPUTER BUDDY

>>50329249
Ive thought about this a lot, I think the grizzly but I would believe a convincing bull case too. Predators have to be more calculating in attacks while bulls can chimp out more. But grizzlies are so big, strong, and fast. So I think the bear wins

>>50329259
okay but the ECB is intent on making the euro toilet paper and we are at least pretending to have a hard currency so all that will happen is europe will become cheap for fat smelly americans

>>50329254
I sold 1/3 of the SPDN I've been holding to buy UVXY

>>50329128

That was the fakest pump I ever saw. How is higher inflation bullish? I waiting for SOXL to peak out around 13.50 and bought 50 put contracts when it was cheap. Watch it come down.

>>50329261
Dude her body looks great. You need to stfu. Any more weight loss and she would have and unacceptable fat % for a woman. Girls don’t need to be shredded.

>>50328600
2 weeks

I cant slurp anymore... I have the yeetus now

>>50329249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear-baiting#North_America

>BOIL
God fucking damnit I missed out on so much money. It’s due for a correction right? Should I short this?

>>50328965
My theory is the gov is buying so people don't revolt. The only reason why SOXL is up is the Taiex got bought by Taiwan's stabilization fund. Look it up. When the government says things are ok, there are likely problems. Joe Biden doesn't want his head on a stick.

>>50328747
That pic looks like me in boot camp 20 years ago, lol.

>>50329118
Kek

>>50329285
We get it you've been posting because you picked up calls and you want a pat on the back lol

The market is pumping because there is literally no where else to run. Also bear hype was to high so anything less then double digit wasn't shocking enough.

>>50329277
based fellow SQQQ longholder retard, I'm only down 13% on mine now.

>>50329324
why did retards actually think commodities were worthless in a hyperinflationary environment? theyre only going UP from hereon out bucko

>>50329257
>underperform in their homelands
>underperform in every other land they occupy
Why? Just because the color of their skin. But in the metaverse, skin can be changed. The result? People of African decent will finally achieve equity. 100% guaranteed. Long META

>>50329343

Why is it going back down? Guys?

>Tfw

A never ending wave of black and brown migration into North America and Europe… Never ending

Come again Mumu?

>>50329257
How, exactly, does this work?

i wanna give a massive shout out to the SIGA chad who bought 250k shares.

>>50329343
Do mumus really not know about the concept of short selling?

>>50329313
>Girls don’t need to be shredded.
Reported for spreading misinformation. What are you, a PTON investor?

>>50329365
it was a scampump retard

>>50329319
>According to Cahuilla people, who claimed to be able to communicate with bears, one of their men attended a fight at a pueblo in Los Angeles. During the first part of the fight, the bull kept knocking down the bear, before the man whispered to the bear that it had to defend itself, or else it would be killed. Upon that, the bear fought back, and broke the bull's neck

As a Native American I will also now whisper to the bears.

>>50329369
our only hope is for full on societal collapse to cut off the gibs

>>50329368
I bet the procedure costs alot of money

>>50329384
Idk ask these professionals

>>50329356
I’m sure it will go up long term, but the price has shot up 15% today alone. Last time it did that last week it dropped. I’m thinking I can short it for the correction and then buy the dip.

Should I feel bad that I'm taunting my (Canadian) friends about their 650k shoebox condo variable rate mortgages that they just locked in 6 months ago with 5% down after they bragged about how the prices will never go down?

>>50329407
If we all collapse equally anon then we can all afford the same amount of gibs

>>50329316
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>50329396
This body type is disgusting. Pic rel is perfect body type for a woman

>>50329003
Lmao if that's the wall I wish all women hit it. Even looking ugly she btfo my gf

>>50329454
Homo sapian americanous

>>50329257
I found live video from the metaverse. This is the next step in human evolution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxwyWCOtoqE

>>50329299
I would be more worried about euro to yuan. But Yuan is pegged by PCB to dollar so that might fuck europe more. Whatever. At least people will have jobs. But they'll rack up american debt which will lower US interest rates and accelerate inflation unless they move closer to China and rack up china debt, which is probably what they will do.

>>50329441
"""People"""" who """"live"""" in Vancouver and Toronto are not Canadians and will be purged in the coming collapse

>>50329340
no I'm the one who said it earlier and now I'm merely doing satire about myself and life in general. You know I thought I was a genius during the bullrun but maybe I just should have taken that minimum wage job

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1547241233461960706?s=20&t=x4Lf-SYLXmvgnn8is5VZaQ

>>50329420
Oh, we're screwed.

>>50329441
They need to learn their lesson

Why is this so bullish?
Markets are unexpectedly happy about this

>>50329420
>scams money out of your family
nothing personnel, kiddo
>>50329456
Unless she's pregnant, youre wrong and shold be ashamed of being attracted to FUCKING FATSOs!!!!!!

>>50329441
no

>>50329441
canucks can't even get mortgages longer than 10 years

they are getting (rightfully) heemed

i can't fucking wait for hyperinflation and the day of the rope

>>50329502
Inflation has obviously peaked. Do you really believe it'll continue to rise, as commodities crater?
No.

>>50329503
>Unless she's pregnant
She just consumed a 2 liter. Learn to appreciate the finer things instead of lusting of women with the body of a teenage boy

>>50329396
My brother is Christ that girl is not shredded. Sure she is fit and cute, but she isn’t shredded. Her tummy looks similar to Anna’s in that picture.

>>50329441
>variable rate mortgages that they just locked in
Pretty sure they can opt for a fixed rate at any time. Problem is the fixed rate is now higher too.

>>50329456
Well obviously pre and post-breeding body types are completely different standards.

>>50329502
As markets fall lower and lower, with investors turning more and more bearish, it takes more and more negative news to shock and force the remaining folks to sell (or go shorter with more leverage).

>>50329356
>>50329425
Commodities are falling because we’re heading into a recession where commodities are forward looking and they’re adjusting for expected fall off in demand which cause their prices to fall. It’s basically everyone getting ready for a big slowdown which happens during recessions.... If commodities weren’t dropping in price then we would be headed for serious stagflation which is still a possibility and will determine the severity of the recession.

anyone know why the dow won't dip under 30k, keeps getting pumped everytime it gets close

>>50329456
disgusting overweight femoid with bad and unhealthy posture from constantly sticking out butt in an attempt to make it seem bigger instead of just doing squats

>>50329368
I really don't understand why we can't just hunt humans for sport. I mean seriously when you think about it humans are just as prized as deer are. Honestly I'm not opposed to having open season on federal reserve officials and each kill depending on their title, nets you a nice sum of profit. Jerome Powells head for example would be worth probably about 1 mil? Maybe more for the right buyer? Would make a nice mounting trophy.

Bobo sisters...

>>50329530
>She just consumed a 2 liter.
It's "2 litre". Second, you like fatties. Like, wtf is wrong with your eyes? Get SMILE laser eye surgery, bro. Your shis is fucked up.

>>50329527
>Inflation has obviously peaked
found the normie zoomer
we're just getting started kiddo

I thought they were gonna keep pumping it to 381-382 and missed out on shorting the top.

>>50328707
>lost $300
>guys I'm gonna kill myself
fuck I hate poorfags, you deserve to stay poor forever

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>>50329542
But natural gas won’t drop in price for Europoors who are getting cut off. And demand for natural gas is fairly inelastic.

>>50329454
Syndactyly (toes merging) with pedal edema (feet swelling). Most likely from diabetes. Possibly Cor Pulmonale or CHF as well.

>>50329365
It really had no reason to go up in the first place, I don't think the fake pump is over though. It could still end green today. My guess is that the market will react to the inflation news and likely 75-100 bps rate hike tomorrow.

>>50329566
There was no way it was gonna go meaningfully green today.
We might get one more pump during power hour though.

>>50329003
I'd still fuck her mouth to be desu

>>50328424
Ha, I work for one of the shit companies. My RSUs are practically worthless now.

im a retarded eurosissy with 30k euros in savings
should I dca into an all world UCITS ETF for minimum risk so that I can hedge the inevitable shittening of my currency?
pls help americhads

>>50329542
Not all commodities are falling. For some reason all the commodities primarily involved in glass production are flat. I have no idea why this is the case, but have been pondering it.

>>50329564
Don't care. Still BUYING ALL DIPS until I'm fucking poor and starving.

I am buying more TQQQ puts
How soon till someone important speaks about the economy? I want to be there when it dumps

>>50329603
Definitely a CHF w/diabetes case likely he's lived with it for a while

>>50329644
>Don't care. Still BUYING ALL DIPS until I'm fucking poor and starving.
checked

make sure you buy some guns, gold, and bitcoin in that order

we are on the express elevator to violence, going down

>>50329602
Yeah the price will go up but that natural gas distribution plant that messed up limited the USA’s ability to export as much as they wanted to yurop causing our own nat gas inventory to rise during the winter which lead to a big decrease in the last few weeks... Yurop is fucked this winter with nat gas prices but it won’t cause a massive increase here and it will get to the point yurop will be sucking Putin’s penis to turn the gas back on this winter

HAHAHAHAHA THEY TRIED TO LIQUIDATE ME BUT FAILED.
FUCK MUMU AND FUCK JEWS

;)

This doesn't really mean anything but I took the weekly % movements of SPY, found their standard deviation, and then the standard deviation of the deviation

>>50329530
>equating thin and fit women to men
Do men have a pussy near their pelvises?
DO MEN HAVE BREATS IN THEIR CHESTS????
You need to be [redacted]

>>50329672
>gold, and bitcoin
No

>>50329537
Let's not BS each other. She's more shredded than Anna. And shredded > skinnyfat > landwhale

>>50329640
Are you a sand baron? What other commodities are involved in glass production?

SOXL bros, I thought we pumping today?

>>50329672
Why do you assume I have none of those? Ammo in my area has been hard to find, and expensive af. But 7.62x39 is always there for me.
I own the least BTC, of anything. But I think that's prudent.

>>50329672

>make sure you buy some guns, gold, and bitcoin in that order

Would equivalent stocks and ETFs suffice?

>>50329672
Glock 48 or sig 365 Xl?

>Only like 2 SIGA posters
Enjoy missing out again smg

>>50329698
Low test post

>>50329638
pls respond or I will have to sell my bussy

>>50329719
I'm annoyed that the non moa g48 doesn't have a rail.

>>50329698
How much anavar this girl on? Core strength and quads

>>50329698
Anna is not skinny fat in that picture mate. Plus a girl being thin despite not working out is way different than with a dude.

>>50329638
Buy stock in one of those companies that makes those solar roof water heaters. Whenever you visit a poor europe country every roof is covered with those. Athens, Southern Italy, Poland. Soon Berlin and Paris.

>>50329714
No. He meant PHYSICALLY hold them. Guns can't stop tyrrany, if they're forknife guns.

>>50329714
So your plan in case of shit hitting the fan is "I'll be able to get some money out of my broker"? Do I have that about right?

>>50329726
Hey, I'm balls deep in poxstock.

>>50329728
Don't you have a Bond convention to go to or something, Pierce?

>>50329729
I think you should buy SIGA when it hits $15

>>50329719
Glock 43x with 15 round magazine is nice.

>>50329729
>>50329638
No, get off the computer Improve yourself and get a girlfriend.

>>50329729
Where the fuck are your programming socks faggot? You expect me to believe you’re a gay sissy bitch without programming socks? Unbelievable. What has 4chan become.

any fellow gamers buying options on single-ticker leveraged ETFs?

BROS
I NEED A 9.11% RAISE BUT IM NOT GETTING ONE

Sigasisters i got only 600 SIGA shares since i haven't bought more because it hasn't been declared as a pandemic yet

Can it really reach $1k per share or should i buy more? i'm feeling massive fomo again but i know those kikes are gonna dump it again

>>50329816
You can just buy riskier options on the underlying. They're going to be far more liquid.

>>50329827
Have you tried working in the airline industry?

>>50329827
i might be getting a 100% raise or more lmaoooo what are you doing with your life

Yeah, bottom is in

The market is heeming.

TSLA will never ever be below $700 ever again

>>50329564
Me on the left.

>>50329772
Nice. Ty!

>>50329862
>he thinks this is the bottom

>>50329868

>>50329839
Have a exit strategy. Sell some at 20, 30, 40, 50. Or sell a month into mpox lockdown

>>50329881
SHUT UP MUMU
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!

!

new

>>50329891
>>50329891
>>50329891
>>50329891

2 year and 30 year treasury are 2 bps apart and the 1 and 30 year have inverted! Holy shit!!!!
2 year and 20 year are 20 bps apart!

>>50329887
yes.

This is the market gasping for air, it's life flashing before its eyes, replaying the entire contents of its memory trying to find one solution to escape this situation
It is all for nought

>>50329698
Soda Ash, Manganese, Limestone etc. It doesn't make a ton of sense why these are static if recession incoming. Market pricing seems to be saying you'll have lots of windows but no building to put them on.

>>50329893
that feels like nothing after i've turned 2k around 1m with crypto

>>50329902
Biden will be the first democrat since carter to usher in a recession. Get fucked, libturds!!!!

>>50329638
Buy SSO or the euro equivalent of a 2x leveraged S&P 500 etf. Hold that for infinity years and you will be able to fill your harem(males) with the most exquisite specimens in a short number of years.
This is not a shitpost

>>50329310
but we are?

>>50329696
>No
dont be stupid anon


>>50329714
>Would equivalent stocks and ETFs suffice?
no anon, physical gold and cold storaged BTC

>>50329719
>Glock 48 or sig 365 Xl?
glock 19, dont buy Sig it's owned by (((elves)))

>>50329385
Institution?

Im holding puts about 20% profit. we're gonna go back to the lows right?

Remember when our faggot media was saying that a "Roaring 20s" was awaiting for us now that Biden was President?

>>50329839

what's a good, undervalued pharma stock to buy right now broskis?

>>50330608
siga seems to be the general consensus