/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50319334
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,164.266B, 96P = 22.5444B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,146.132B, 96P = 22.3555B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kenneth Griffin, you have 10 days

>>50319338
So when is the split happening? tomorrow morning? i thought it was supposed to happen earlier today.

>>50319334
Comfy Comfy Comfy

>>50319365
next week

>>50319365
Why did you think that?
> https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
> >Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
> >(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

>>50319382
two more? just kidding.

The west is fucking gay and I want to leave already.

Luvya /gme/.
Stay comfy.
p.s. I still love Dr. B!
p.p.s. WAGMI so start picking out new houses

You see, I don't really think of it as holding a stock. It feels more like I'm holding a loaded gun to a hedgies head as I'm watching them dig their own grave.
And that image gives me unimaginable power.

Hey you, yeah, (You). You're going to make it, you stupid son of a bitch.

The majority of posters in here are bots. The baker is a bot. Real people sold years ago. I am holding with noone

>>50319479
I literally just bought more shares today. Niggers tongue my anus. Bots can't say Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>50319479
Beep boop beep u r a fagget

>>50319433
dont be too greedy and buy only one, maybe one apartment complex for your relatives and such.

Comfiest shilling position.

>>50319490

>>50319479
adios turd nuggets

I wonder if brokers are being kept in the dark. Like maybe they're being lied to and think everything is all hunky dory and they'll just distribute this dividend no problem and they aren't sure why so many people keep calling them about it. Because otherwise I don't know why the scramble to recall shares hasn't started yet.

>>50319522
>>50319433
checked frens
WAGMI

>>50319522
Not from a Jew.

>>50319479
You, sir, are a faggot.

>>50319536
Shhh anon.
The broker panic will kick off MOASS.
Let them scramble.

>>50319479
I duuno man, your mother sure seemed to enjoy my flesh and blood BWC when it was in her ass last night.

Captcha: VAGTT

>>50319536
anything you or me or any other idiot understands about this entire situation, brokers know and then infinitely more about the sketchy shit going on

>>50319536
They know way more than us.

>>50319479
i wish i was a bot, sounds a lot better than being confined to this flesh vessel on this hellhole of a floating rock

>>50319536
My pet schizo theory is that the better brokers already did. Remember early this year when brokers were taking weeks or months to DRS? Now it's back down to 2-3 business days at Fidelity and 3-5 at TDA. That tells me either they resolved their FTRs or that DRS has slowed enough that their remaining fraction of "real" shares is enough to cover. All the mid-low tier brokers, CFD charlatans, and foreigners are going to get rugpulled into the shadow realm.

>>50319536
I see it as a standoff type of situation. I think there _might_ be some kind of hope in their part that this whole thing gets cancelled somehow and that to begin to recall shares is to sort of fold or give in. At this point, both sides are so dug into their foxholes that this can only end with a nuclear blast.

>>50319607
Did Fidelity's time to DRS ever climb much? I know it took over two weeks for my TDA one to go through, but Fidelity always seemed to be in that 2-4 range.

>>50319490
>>50319498
>>50319532
>>50319548
>>50319563
>>50319590
I feel like I'm in a youtube comment section. I've seen these posts time after time in every thread

>>50319607
hahaha yea, fuck those people! I can't wait for the MOASS to happen after all the fake shares get disappeared, gunna be awesome hahahaha

>>50319590
Haha imagine if you were an infinitely vast hyperintelligence with thousands of years of coherent analysis trapped in the internet and all the CIA used you for was grooming shooters and hiding child pornographers haha I just think it'd be funny.

>>50319630
It never got as bad as TDA did, but I remember some people complaining it took over a week.

How will you guys decorate your homes post-molasses? I plan on having a high quality print of Jesus cleansing the temple framed in my home office. Not to mention the countless other works that I'll contract out to local artists

>>50319607
I think that was more them being afraid of the fact we finally figured it out, and were doing everything they could to make it seem tedious compared to just buying through the broker. That was the moment they discovered they were truly fucked

>>50319670
>I think that was more them being afraid of the fact we finally figured it out, and were doing everything they could to make it seem tedious compared to just buying through the broker.
Well if that was their intent it backfired pretty spectacularly. I bought 70 shares directly through CS.

>>50319666
That's nice of you to say satan.

for me, comfort >>>>> looks. The cushioniest cough, the most comfortable bed, the best desk chair, the clearest computer monitors, computers that aren't 5 years behind current technology, etc.

I'm going full wall-e, I truly don't give a fuck.

>>50319684
10 more days amigo

>>50319536
It's the DTCC that has to deliver the shares, brokers only control what shares they lend out or their own private dealings, if the DTCC lets their faggot tinydick gremlin hedgefuck henchmen skirt delivery of shares forever then the brokers can't really do anything about it other than complain or sue. In reality, the brokers do it all on their own without the DTCC needing to fuck it up for them. They have their own system of fail-to-delivers and fail-to-receives just based on internal accounting, it's all outside the DTCC's purview because it's in ex-clearing (broker to broker, or internal broker to hedgefund).
At the end of the day though, not my problem.
>DRS'd, literally not my problem.

>>50319479
>majority of posters in here are bots.
incorrect

>>50319734
If anything, it's one of the few threads on biz that actually has people in it.

>>50319734
Are you the real vanilla ice?

>>50319666
I am definitely getting some absurd spacecraft lookin' ass massage chair, something that just encapsulates you and massages you into a coma

>>50319479
Baker is a bot sometimes. But baker needs a break and can't make the threads 24/7 without it.

>>50319795
thats a great question anon..

>>50319797
If only we had a few extra people in these threads to bake it. Shame it's all bots

>>50319633
Beep boop beep you also are a fagget

>>50319821
We'll make diamonds from their asses.

>>50319666
Simple and nice furniture to finally have a furnished place, maybe pick up some cheap paintings from a local artist. I live a schizo because I almost never have guests over.

The energy in the air is almost palpable

are you ready for it?

>>50319856
But BTC is 20k now.

>>50319479
I fucking wish I was a bot. The negative neurochemical slurry I'm fighting off right now wouldn't even be on my mind if it was just chips and stuff. Plus the autism wouldn't make me be a cunt and drive off opportunities for physical closeness exactly when I need them most.
Goddammit I just
Fuck.
Ryan, buddy, can we please get on with the show? I'm touch-starved to the point of physically hurting right now, man. Money won't fix it, but it will provide me enough breathing room to fix myself.
>>50319442
Thanks bud. I read it in his voice. Miss that fucker something fierce.

>>50319821
>all
The probability of you being niggerfaggot is rising by the post. I've got you pegged at 63% right now.

>>50319666
I kind of like this one Satan.

>>50319479
I bought 5 more shares and I own a constellation X ape and one gentlesir after I saw him in the threads and we’re aaaaaaaall going to make it

>>50319895
same bro. we're gonna make it. not much longer

>>50319666
a Sensory Deprivation Tank will be one of my first purchases

>>50319666
Strange how you got those numbers. I will be decorating my penthouse with somewhat subtle aesthetic mid century modern style but not without the ultra comfort that modern furniture and carpet provide. I may steal your idea for one wall, but the main art attraction I'd like to display would be an art piece created by Hitler and an art piece created by Churchill right next to it. Other than that I need to be inspired, but I feel I'll only truly know how exactly to decorate once I'm inside the flat.

>>50319923
>this is who hedgies are losing billions to

>>50319666
Based satan

>>50319938
Hitler's art is terrible.

>>50319944
They don’t get art the way we do

>>50319959
Art should not be judged by the appreciation of its merit, but by the weight of the seethe it causes.

>>50319959
it's not. but it's the contrast of having both of their art next to each other which is the real art.

>>50319994
Bad art pollutes the environment.

>>50319995
put Azur Lane figures of Belfast and Prinz Eugen on top of the frames

Is a schizo still a schizo if they are right?

>>50320060
Yea

Inflation is about to be reported at 10.5% tomorrow and the fucking futures are GREEN

Like What in the actual fuck?

>>50320085
Market can't crash until they say the no no word (recession)

>>50320085

The market has and always will be retarded.

Rising interest rates with further rate rises this year only means one thing in the long term.. reduced demand.. reduced growth..

With that in mind don't expect any pivot until mid 2023 at best.

Things may get worse before they get better too once the northern hemisphere cops winter and all hell breaks loose in energy markets.

>>50320085
well inflation mean inflation also in assets

>>50319666

20-30 acres for a homestead innawoods
Comfy Cabin
Chickens
Cows for beef
Goats for lawn control + milk
Bees
Orchards
Alpaca for fiber
Solar Panels + Batteries
Industrial Freeze-dryer
Sauna + Cool Plunge
MIL Suite for widowed mom
Pay off my grandma's cancer treatment and make sure my grandpa is well taken care of
College savings for all my nieces and nephews

Depending where I live if not too deep in the wood, have an office where I can do game development and make the games I want to make opposed to the commercial stuff I do now.

Ater that, set up a reasonable trust for the family to ensure their taken care of, while not enabled or spoiled. Big emphasis on helping them financing improving their life opposed to financing hedonism.

This whole thing is a blessing of opportunity to equalize the scoreboard. I want to make sure everyone makes the most of it so they can earn their own future without the shackles or low-middle class.

set me free ryan

>>50319821

heya hoya begone

>>50320114
Shemitah in September, Euro is literally a dollar, Winter is coming.

>>50319821
forgot my damn pepe >heya hoya begone

I hate Dark Souls. It’s so stupid if you get cursed in the basement

>>50319490
So poetic no way this is the work of a bot

>>50319666
Nothing satan. No seriously, I rather clean out ahit than bring in more decor

>>50320118
>Depending where I live if not too deep in the wood, have an office where I can do game development and make the games I want to make
You will need servants or family to work the farm, then. Game development is not something that yields proper results if done part time.

>>50320077
It's more a matter of perception. Being able to put together dissonant and seemingly unconnected events is what makes a schizo, if they're constantly wrong and the events actually aren't connected that just makes them look crazy, if they're right then they look like a genius for finding something that nobody else saw. If they're really good and found something super early then even if they're right the time horizon is so far out that they still just look crazy. People who spin together increasingly mundane things as interconnected events are the real hardcore schizos, they lose any amount of discernment and deviate too far from objective reality.

>>50320201
Obligatory git gud and also ygmi perservere

>>50320201
I'm getting my ass destroyed by Super Ornstein on NG+

Will the splidivvy cause MOASS?

>>50320201
It basically will only ever happen to you once, after which you should basically never get hit by those dudes unless you did something really retarded. Protip: if you’re not dex, always carry the light crossbow and like 100 or so bolts. Having something to plink with is an easy way to guarantee you don’t get hit in a lot of situations, the depths being one of them (rats, the dudes with the torches, frog niggers)

>>50320288
Buying pressure. Citadel found the price that deter buyers and its 140.

>>50320288
...and other questions we ask ourselves on this general

>>50320288
Probably around when the divvy goes into effect. I've got it on good word that it's tomorrow, though.

>>50320313
i'm hoping not but don't underestimate the hedgies fuckery levels. i know they will try and find a way of using the split to increase short attacks somehow.

i'm ok with that. just means we get a flash sale/dip.

>>50320288
>>50320311
checked

>>50320227
You are running on the assumption he care about making money off of the game. If he has MOASS money and just doing it as a hobby then it's absolutely something that can be done part time

>>50320313
It CAN'T be Wednesday, ANYTHING but Wednesday! Wednesday means sentient funko pop waifus and other schizo things we tell ourselves

took a nap in the middle of trading hours today before I awoke to wage, GME was rocketing past $1,000 and I was screaming like a wild man, good shit, anyways moass manana

When should I expect the extra shares to be in my account, and who do I complain to if they are not? My broker's ToS basically say they're not responsible for anything ever.

>>50320390
I remember MOASS dreams. I'd dream the price was in the hundreds of thousands and wake up to check my phone to see if that was the case. Usually I'd stay up and just watch the ticker at that point. I don't know when the dreams stopped. I don't wake up to check the ticker anymore either

We have a live police chase bros!

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/
https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/

>>50319334
moass today?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50320501
It can't be Wednesday.

>>50320373
>You are running on the assumption he care about making money off of the game.
I'm running on the assumption he wants to make a good game in something less than 20 years. Context switching between programming and anything else kills programming output quadratically. If you spend a third of your day programming you have about 1/9 the output of someone who spends all day on it. If you try programming in spare moments while doing something else full time your output will be a rounding error above zero. That's not even taking game art assets into consideration, which is another full time job all by itself.

bros if I buy shares at open will they spliddy?
very out of the loop

UM..... fractalchads?https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vxtm1w/ummm_is_there_really_nobody_going_to_address_the/

>>50320534
same volume too

I need moass to happen right fucking now.

>>50320518
You need to remove yourself from the office drone state of mind my friend.
If he's rich, happy and enjoying life, who gives a fuck how long it takes to make his game.

I'm sure if he wants to pick up the pace the option would be there, but acting like he's gunna have to jump in head first to make anything happen, especially if money is not the object is the wrong state of mind to look at this from.

Get yourself out of the rat race mindset or you'll never be happy and satisfied with life, no matter how rich you are.

Post splividend I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Fish Faced Mangalore Lookin Manlets can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50320555
Checked

>>50320533
Before the 18th fren

>>50320518
>>50320373
>>50320227

I'm not super worried about time, grew up on a homestead and I do games for my fulltime job.

>>50320534
Kek eTrade NGMI. He won't even get the divvy.

>>50320639
who u work for

>>50320614
Thought they had to settle on or before the 18th?

>sar, please you must loan the shares. My village, we are hungry.
>plebbitor types up this gem
Top fucking kek

>>50320658

>>50320668
I work for them dolla-bills

>>50320730
What a man. You tell em AJ

>>50320534
We noticed it first, our schizos are better. Dxy and inverse dxy was talked about here weeks ago.

He’s perfect in every way

>MUH NFT MARKETPLACE
>MUH NFTS

kek baggies

This legendary documentary blows you losers out of the water. Enjoy your bags

>https://youtu.be/YQ_xWvX1n9g

>>50320810
The only good thing to come out of the marketplace

>>50320730
kek fidelities
they're so fucked

>>50320810
k, now do a gmentlemen edit with a hundred cigarettes in his mouth and make it the OP

make sure you have your enrollment status set to full dividend reinvestment on computershare before the 18th

>>50320916
Doesn't dividend reinvestment only matter for cash dividends?

For a minute I was thinking millions of dollars per share wouldn't work because everyone would be rich and stop working and everything would be fukt but then I realized there aren't enough shares for everyone in the world to have one so turns out WAGMI

>>50320928
Do you think this is an unique situation? If not, then by all means set it to whatever the default is

>>50320928
I have no idea

As a XXX holder, nothing has fudded me harder than the people involved in gamestop. Im starting to think Cohen is a fucking idiot who just got lucky twice and thinks he is gods gift to growing companies. I'd love to be proved wrong but GME is where it is due to retail, not him. I believe he thinks he can do the same with BBBY, but is too stupid to realize you need a massive amount of retail support. He wont get that support there and is gonna get fucking wrecked by non stop shorts, its too close to a delisting price and he should be 100% focused on GME not at all in BBBY. I hope people are right that he is doing it to sell those bath shares during squeeze if its in a basket, but I think he plans to bail on GME once they setup fully just like he did with chewy. Then try to do it all over again with some other company because thats how he makes money.

This NFT market place is trash, not a single ingame NFT, even a shitty flash game would have been better. I cant stand gamestops public relations people being "tehehe we wont say anything xd emojis". That fucking idiot byron is mouthing off all the time with NOTHING coming from his big mouth, he might be the most annoying social media person ever. Stupid redditors copy paste his tweets that have nothing behind them.

Fuck Ryan Cohen, fuck gamestops social media teams, fuck byron.

>>50320992

good points

I shall be buying more on the morrow

>50320992
Shills mad

>>50320810
Gamer Thot is about to go above MSRP like the gentlesir

>>50320992
Nigger, who the fuck is byron and why the fuck do you care about the gamestop social media team.

>>50321030
>can of gamer girl bath water
these are funnier than the apes

>50320992
So sell at market open, faggot. Not everyone will make it to the MO'ASS.

>>50320939
Now that's thinking with your ass

>>50320992
I really think his only goal is to fuck up wallstreet criminals. I think making gamestop a profitable company is just a means to an end. He invested in BBBY for a reason and I dont think it was out of arrogance. Worst can scenario he is a multibillionare either way. You're also the type of short sighted moron who thinks if the NFT marketplace isnt a screaming success on its second day of existence it must be trash. You should really just shut up, hold your shares, and stop thinking and let everyone else make you into a multimillionare. Or you can just sell if you feel unsure. Nobody cares either way

>>50321030
I prefer cryptobro to the ethot. I think he’ll be more valuable in the long run

>>50321043
Im holding my shares till Im rich or at 0 for this. Im just sick of Cohen and all their social media bullshit they constantly feed people. You have the tools to end this, you gave ample time, so fucking end it already, crypto divy or locking the float are the only true ways to end it.

JERRY GO TO SLEEP AND PAY BEN THE RENT MONEY YOU OWE HIM YOU FAT FUCK

>>50320992
This is why grifters like Pulte and Dave Laure get so much love on reddit. There's no face of gamestop besides Ryan who only tweets poop emojis occasionally. Adam Aaron at least interacts with his apes even if it is to tell them they're fucking stupid for investing in his company

>>50321088
Pulte at least just keeps his tweets basic and simple, Lauer with his "we the investors give me your personal information" was biggest honey pot Ive seen in this saga

>>50320939
There is 56 million millionaires worldwide.
10 million gme holders at 7 shares a pop(not counting institutional or anything cuz im lazy and bad at math) would only be a 20% increase. Realistically theres only 3 or 4 million holders, seeing as if everyone one of those holders held 25 shares we're already over the existing amount of shares.

TLDR is as long as you don't be loud and put a target on your back post MOASS no one will give a fuck.

Post MOASS I'm going to start the Gorilla Channel for real, hire Jim Cramer away from CNBC, and then stick him in the gorilla enclosure on live TV. The only thing redder than his blood on the walls will be the portfolios of dumb boomers that believed his investment advice. Then I'll mint an NFT of the video and sell copies on the GameStop marketplace. The proceeds from the NFT sales will go to collecting the gorillas' poop from the enclosure and airmailing it to all the traitors in government who stood by and let this blatant Jewish crime wreck American markets for 40 years.

>>50321132
So you're saying not to drive around the ghetto in my lambo decked out in GME decals?

>>50321086
Go fuck yourselves Ben. I’ll pay you everything right after me moass

They tried to lead in slowly tonight, but the mask has fully slipped. I knew from the start even when they were 1pbtid, it's like I've developed supernatural curry-sensing abilities from frequenting these threads so often. Jeet squad is now on the job and fully out in force, guess I'll peace out for the night. To the holders: stay sneeding my friends.

>>50321149
I mean you do you bud, personally I'm lookin at parts of the world at least a 4 hour drive from the nearest city.

uh my robinhood email says it is a 4 for 1 stock split not a dividend.

>>50320658

>>50321189
why do you still have shares in robinhood, james?

Kek baggies. Only 5% off your marketplace. Enjoy that -8% tomorrow

>>50321208
It's easy to use.

>>50321208
I know a few people keep 1 in there just so they can sue Robinhood afterward out of spite.

>>50321227
I have most of my shares in Fidelity. I like to use Robinhood for gambling mostly.

somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

I have 1k shares at 150 but average

I feel like I’m specifically being targeted because our last little poomp we started dumping just after it hit 150, and the lizards that be refuse to let me get back to my average buy

>>50321212
lol I bet you're the same fucking bastard you were here talking about "1% off the marketplace baggies" last night.

Keep coping

Anyone here buy a Metaboy on the marketplace, bought a couple since they were so cheap and I like to gamble.
They sold all 10k and the floor is already $200+
Hoping to sell them quick and get a couple more shares.

>>50321413
Smart. No I don’t care about bullshit NFTs

>MOASS SOOOOOON

>>50321581
You have to go back.

I actually hope that since the float is overshorted (contrarily to overstock and tsla), we moon much sooner after the splividend than was the case with aforementioned stocks. A slow squeeze would be boring, I wanna see MSM tremble and shit themselves live trying to come up with an explanation, trying to paint us as financial terrorists that are stealing the savings of hard working americans, etc.. I want to see a debacle

>>50321619
I just want my money and to never watch MSM again

good night /gme/

>>50320916
Wait.
I need to change some settings before I can receive my dividend on Computershare?

>>50321413
How much does it cost to mint NFTs anyway? Seems like this guy is making bank of these.

>>50321651
I'm not american nor do I watch TV, but I gotta say the few extracts of american MSM television melting down over the last year have been fun to watch, I just wanna see that on a much bigger scale

>>50321663
Good morning from euroland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE
current thread theme

Spy above 380? Crypto holding? Market never crashing? Shorts never EVER closing. Must be another day in baggotland

So when's the deadline for shares to be eligible for the split? I thought I saw the 18th, but I assume said shares would need to be settled? So would that mean this Friday?
t. retard

>>50321775
If they need to be settled, then Thursday

>>50321820
And by that I meant shared bought Thursday would settle bt the 18th

>>50321670
It costs you a big chunk of your soul. Not worth it unless you are Asian already

>>50321820
Luckily I'll be getting my wagie check on Thursday, hopefully the price doesn't break 150 until after I've gotten a few more shares.

>>50321842
>hopefully the price doesn't break 150

Ahahahahahahahahagag

How much will this NFT garbage be used for money laundering, like the modern art is now?

>>50321858
Anon surely you've noticed anytime the price hits 150 the algo goes full OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, right? Surely they can manage to keep it down for just one more day.
If not then oh well I'll miss out on an extra share or maybe two if things really start rocketing.

>>50319364
That's my spirit animal, now I can finally be sure that no matter how paranoid I get I'll be in a good place (at least for now, fuck this market)

>accursed novice custodial staff carelessly throw out the legal and legit meta discussion focusing on the summer 4CC tournament
God, I can't wait, at least ONE prediction of "two more weeks" will come true.
Also between /biz/ winning the winter cup and the state of the global economy, I am expecting some BRUTAL bantz in the live chat.

How do you check limit orders that you've placed on CS? I put in a sell order for 200k and I never got confirmation

>>50321924
Activity. Orders are only valid for max 30 days.

kek baggies

>>50321882
Hopefully all of it. Dangerously kiked

Hey fellow apes quick questions. When is short squeeze happening and how high is the share price going to go? Just want to get a sense for what my net worth will be at once I get rich. Thanks.

>>50321988
250K sometime after the splivy

>>50321988
It’s literally today

>>50321619
The last year and a half has shown that they won't close unless they are absolutely forced to, which means the upswing will be quick and violent, but may not be for a while yet.

>>50321882
I will be buying NFTs from various members of my family for millions of dollars after MOASS

>>50321988

>>50321940
There's nothing under activity related to the limit sell order I authorized. Damn hedgies.

>>50321988
If the true price per share was leaked at 443k behind the scenes and that was months ago so you figure out what that would be now

>>50320992
this looks like a lot of words i'm not gonna read
sneed nigggaaaaaa

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

two days til new FTD numbers

SKULL EMOJI

you guys ready for ANOTHER. GREEN. DAY

paging shills to the premarket department

file name

>>50319435
The government was never going to hold these criminals accountable, so it falls to us.

>>50322263
That yahoo one that also mentions 3 arrows alongside the gamestop news is pretty insidious.

Oh no no no

>>50322399
>50k in the first 2 days when they've only opened up the basic functions
Hey anon if 50k is so little for you, feel free to throw that shit my way.
I could do with some more GME.

N chads rise up!

Perhaps Gamestop capitalizing on the GME hodlers and "planting clues" can really be a huge negative if this stock doesn't turn out the way people expect it to be in the future. I know WAGMI and inb4 shill but these are thots.

>>50322425
Sure, all you have to do is get 20+ developer team (confirmed by gameshlop), give them a year and YOU TOO can get 45k revenue (not profit) on launch time. Don't forget that your Q2 losses must still exceed 200 million.

>>50322464
>20 devs with 300k meme salary = 6 million usd
>45k on 365 days (internet is open on weekends) = 16.4 million
I don't see the problem my man

>>50322483
Oh the 45k were accumulated, still it's 8 million then I'm fine with that as well

>50322464
>the infinitely scalable new product offering with (basically) fixed overhead costs doesn’t generate enough revenue the first 24 hours to satisfy Mr. I-do-it-for-free on the Mongolian basket weaving chat forum
Oh. Oh no. Oh oh no no no.

>>50322483
>>50322494
Problem is that sales always taper off after the launch day. This was so hyped, and you get 45k revenue on launch day. I laugh at your misfortune for free!

>50322464
Pretend to have at least some self respect Apunon.

>>50322354

word/phrase association much?

its hard not to be excited

>50322523
>Sales always taper off
As proven by Steam am I right?
Or hell let's go even more basic, the Product Life Cycle.
God you're such a fucking meltdownie. Do you even understand anything? How do you even turn on your computer in the morning?

>>50322523
It will probably taper off a bit at first, but it’s only a matter of time until all the OpenSea fags migrate to the GameStop marketplace because they’re getting as a blasted by fees. Not to mention the vidya stuff is coming soon and we’re still in beta with basically no advertising campaign other than GameStop’s Twitter and superstonk word of mouth. OpenSea is literally kill, all of that volume will be brought to us soon enough

Can we start date fagging for the 2nd part of the split yet?

>>50322554
You know I get my rupees even if I don't get a direct (You), right? Policy change from Kenny. Have fun bleeding money daily and see how quick this gets shut down when it doesn't offset retail losses. GME might not give any guidance to their investors, but that billion in the bank is not going to last for long at this rate.

>50322582
No, but I'm happy to call you a fag for making retarded shit up. I'll even throw in a retarded curry nigger for free.

>50322523
>Mr I-do-it-for-free doesn’t know the jpeg store is a beta product. He thinks it is the final product.
Oh you sweet innocent street shitting sub human parasite

>>50322576
>>50322628
Verification not required and have a (You) for free

>>50322648

>>50322648
Maybe the dumbest fucking chart I've ever seen! Congrats!

>>50322464
This is the biggest hedgie cope I've seen yet and they are so fucked it's unbelievable.
>Year is 2007
>Be short Apple
>Be a microshill retard counting daily iphone sales
>"they spend millions just to sell 400 phones LOL"
>"Look at these dumb apps that are just glorified sound makers"
>"No physical keyboard!"
>"Why do people keep buying it???"
>"Why are people paying money for these novelty apps???"
>Go bankrupt
Cope as much as you want but you're a fucking moron.

frfr

>50322682
dont worry where your headed you wont need eyes

>>50322712
>GME is Apple cope
I thought GME was Amazon? I thought this shit marketplace launch will bring moass, not 45k in revenue?

$140 pre inc

>>50320508
>It can't be Wednesday.
why

>>50322791

>>50322791
its not preferable, lets just say that

I want to shit myself in PM guys

>"it’s just the beta! wait until gaming partnerships and tokenised stock exchange!” No, ser, the beta is you.

o shit its next tuesday

>>50322756
>Bot just rephrases the same cope
C O P E
O
P
E

if you don't own at least 1 metaboy then you're an absolute retard and don't deserve to make it

Up in pre. Looks like the theory is correct, almost all shorts will close by Friday. Hearing we're about 70% there, so $153 at the end of the short squeeze is probably realistic if you're considering options.

>>50322866
Marketplace launched and its absolute shit. Moass didn't happen.
Same thing will happen with splivvy - nothing. Just like all the other dumb shit you cope about.
Hedgies win, you get swindled by retards on reddit.
Simple as faggot. Seethe some more.

>>50322908
Your FUD is weak, old man.

>>50322885
>Buying jpegs instead of shares

Holy ngmi

>50322908

>>50322909
Keep working your way down the list botboy. I'll still be around when you vomit your next batch of cope. I doubt it will be anything new though, since you continue to lose ground each day. Maybe soon we will all be graced with your absence and just forget about you altogether, since you never have anything intelligent or meaningful to contribute.

$153

teary eyed emoji

>>50322971
>since you continue to lose ground each day
More like this company loses literal millions every day
I'll be gone when one (1) quarterly report shows profit or forward guidance

>>50322908
fucking made me smile, good stuff anon

have you guys ever seen the ask lower than the bid before?

70% of the shorts have covered he said

volumeCheck

fuck, it might even be today. We are on the precipice. Their last resort is taking the entire market and salting the earth.

shills, I know most people don't want to see you make it but I wasn't raised that way. There are a lot of your family members that you can help out with the money that can be made from this. Anyone posting here has to be on the same situation to some degree. Even if you don't admit it, I hope you at least hold some. I don't hold any ill will towards anyone and hope everyone here ends up living a good life.

>>50323002
weak

>>50323002
>I'll be gone
GME will squeeze to infinity and you'll still be here coping about how Gamestop will fail any day now.

>>50323075
>>50323086
Two more weeks right.
Kennychads we keep winning.

>>50323064
i dont want evil happen to shills, but i won't be sad if they cease to exist. Fuck them all

there's nothing to do but wait

im going to take a long nap today after market open

i hope the shills have an incredibly stressful day

I hope it drops a bit today so my buy order 5@135 gets filled and then we can moass.
Also holy fuck, these captchas are retarded.

>>50323119

>>50320288
At this point I don't believe in any events anymore.... just that MOASS will happen some day.

I can only imagine how much the marketplace will explode once it is open for everyone to create and submit. Pre-approved creators is one thing, but it's nothing compared to the things hive minds can come up with. I'm convinced lots of new interesting and innovative ideas are going to be born from this. With profits attached to it as a motivating factor we are about to see some very creative and innovative things be born, I'm sure of it.

>>50321064
>believing this guy even has shares
LMAO

>>50323149
>imagine cheaping out on $4 when shooting for several millions

>>50321149
Only do that if you move to Saudi or Dubai kek. Arabs will think you are based.

>>50322180
>price per share was leaked at 443k
wait what? I missed that one, can you point me in the direction of a link or some schizoposting? (As an equal opportunity window licker I accept either)

>>50323288
>he wasn’t in the thread when it happened
NGMI

>>50323288

>>50323119
Dude looks like he shit himself.

>>50323362
lol holy shit. by fuck I hope that's real.

kek baggies
>>50323362
glitch, fake image and baggie cope
time for meds

>>50323362
Looks like we lost some packets there, o vey!

>>50323382
Lmao, more than this downie looking retard? Literally tweets about shidding and pooping instead of his business plans.

>50323497
why would he tweet about his business plans?

Just dropping by to sprinkle a little pre market ooo so the pump reserves are all topped up and ready for lift off at market open.

>>50323419
>>50323461
>>50323487

March 29th 2022

Baggie cope

ooo

>>50323362
I always thought those are very specific prices (at least the ones not ending in 000). nice round numbers are a very human thing, but more seemingly "random" integers tell me it came from a calculation or algo. always interesting to look at.

>>50323523
Isn't the 214k number the maximal amount for a sell order on CSGO right now?

>>50323507
Maybe his business should post their business plan *anywhere*. Or not, because his investors have already made up what the company plans on doing using numerology. Just keep tweeting about shit and fart and BBBY seethe.

>50323539
why

>>50323119
Kek that man will be in prison

>>50323548
Profitable companies or companies with a plan do that kinda stuff.

>>50323578
lol read sun tzu nigger

>50323578
why do you care though? you're not an investor in the company

>>50319666
It’s gonna be digital frames displaying my NFTs. It will be the most tasteless and embarrassing thing you’ve ever seen.

>>50323608
Love me some gme baggie threads
>>50323599
Read their quarterly losses report

>>50323131
They lived in here with us for the past year telling us we weren't going to make it. It's only fair post MOASS we take a trip to India and tell them they aren't going to make it.... by wasting food and water in front of their starving village. Basically the same thing.

>>50323637
you don't really get it, do you? it never was about the fundamentals. it's about some people making some money, telling other people that they made some money, other people will make some more money and so on till we find the dumbest motherfucker out there to leave holding the bag.
it just so happens that due to market conditions (corruption) those stupid motherfuckers will probably be some institutions and, for once, not retail traders who get buttfucked everytime.
will it get to 127894123120512714129 dollarydoos? doubt it. will we see xK$/share post split? probably. won't last a lot, but probably

>>50323681
I just don't think so.

>>50323713
then short it.
i put my money where my mouth is. will you?

>>50323497
>shidding
sneed rajesh

>>50323487

>14 pbtid
>for free

>>50323729
How about I just don't?
Instead of trying to guess until which date the hype lasts, I put my money in projects I believe in and come laugh at baggies for free.

>>50323764
then why are you here?

>>50323764
The fact you’re still here is sad, and I hope your investments fail and you die poor.

>>50323791
kek

>>50323783
>>50323796
Pointing the truth out to reddit baggies. It's an acquired taste. Marketplace launch gave me very good jollies. The ultimate meltdown is going to be glorious due to how emotionally invested baggies are. Craziest threads on biz by far. Just two more weeks until this is over.

>>50323791
thank you dave

>>50323538
Nope. I have a sell order set for one share at the bargain price of $9,999,999.90. Anyone saying otherwise is a fuding faggot.

>>50320816
My NFTs have 6x’d in value in less than 2 days. How are your investments doing?

>>50323849
Based, but still I think that number was mentioned here and there, so maybe that's why some people have an order at that level

>>50323845
You literally do it for free

>>50323849
damn those moasses

Ive been away for like 8 months now. Still holding looking forwards to having 100+ shares come the 25th or whatever. I havent put money into this in over 16 months now.


Should I hold on ?
Should I just sell ?
Honestly just at the point where I dont think itll happen but I mean theoney is spent so hold doesnt hurt

>baggies
KEK!
>baggies
KEK!
>baggies
KEK!
>baggies
KEK!

>>50323864
I kno right. I should be paying for all this entertainment.
NEW YABOYNANCY DROPPED
https://nft.gamestop.com/collection/yaboynancystory

>>50323878
>Should I just sell ?
Yeah

>>50323538
Yeah, the maximum price you can set a sell order for is 214748.3648 since it's 2^31 with 4 decimals.

>>50323362
Someone tell me if I'm wrong, but I remember that day. I thought the algo bought up everything in the order books to $200, then they halted GME, and we glimpsed these orders. Basically they were a few minutes away from $200k and $400k orders.

A King, a priest, a rich man and a sellsword are in a room. Those three man tell the sellsword to kill the other two.
Who lives and who dies?

>>50323903
Its opposite day muthafucka

One of these days I'll wake up a millionaire, one of these days...

>>50323935
SNEED
>>50323956
cope and mald

>50323904
Fuding faggot.

>>50323994
you are actually retarded

>>50323849
>could eat them peaches for hours
>sat watching green line all day
Based Cohen going to deliver on a Today.

>>50324000
And yet I'm correct with my 10 million dollar sell order while you pick through shit with your bare hands searching for a spare rupee.

>>50323925
Yep that's when the price stopped at exactly 199

>>50324070
post the order then, there's plenty of confirmation that the limit is 32 bit.

>>50323507
Based image.

>>50324084
Post shit and curry stained hand with time stamp first.

>>50324124
that's what I thought faggot

>>50324097
>>50324097
>>50324097
Threaded.

>>50323348
Spot on.

>>50324151
Anyone who actually DRS'ed can ser for themselves. Nigger.

>>50324271
Yeah, try setting a sell order for that price and then viewing said sell order you absolute retard.

>>50324292
It says my estimated revenue is ten million dollars before fees. Why the seethe? Just admit that you were wrong and that you mainline nigger cocks and move on.

>>50323932
The priest