/biz/ - Business & Finance

How worth it are dividend ETFs? I know the market is still crashing, but would they be a good buy in 3 months or so?

>>50313603
based thread

>>50313603
Have >>50311907

Are we going to make it?

OK, but we can still promote gay sex and associated stocks (SIGA, GAYMF, etc). Yes?

>>50313603
Ha ha, a new thread. No one knows who I am from the last one. I will be respected here.

>>50313654
>this anon shorted SIGA

i bought sqqq about a half hour before close. im so terrified.

>>50313644
Are you the guy who posted Nico in the other thread? Invest in SVRE overnight smg bros low floats are the theme these days

Marina's sleepy :)

I barely payed attention to the crab today, did we sus or bus

Anyone here in xyld? Is it just like qyld but for spy instead? Return on capital divvy for tax purposes too? worth throwing in 10k?

>>50313707
I am not

>>50313654
>Why would anon say this?

the airlines are still poomping hard in premarket

>>50313678
Lol you could probably throw a dart at a board listing all the stocks and short which ever one it landed on, and that would be a better strategy then shorting SIGA

stop making threads without links you lazy fucking faggot. somebody make an actual thread

Holy fuck, I just now realized that everyone's been meme'ing about monkiepox and SIGA. I'm so embarrassed it took me so long to figure out everyone here was just joking, and no one's actually holding a biomeme stock in this market.

Oh shit, we sussin market again

>>50313729
Interesting pics regardless

>>50313745

nah some people are actually just stupid and they think every new disease is gonna be another 'rona in terms of pharma profits

>>50313742
no one actually uses the links

>>50313723
Personally, I’m in RYLD and it might be better suited with such crazy moves forecasted for the S&P 500

In a time of turmoil and massive homosexuality and crashes, one based innovator is primed to rise from the ashes for one last meme run

>>50313793
That’s not the point. It acts as a filter and gives us a more professional polished look.

This isnt a general without links

Its just a thread

>>50313812
>https://cathiesark.com/arkg/complete-holdings
>No SIGA
Shit, Cathie, get it together!

links provided :)

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>50313654
Remember that retard from last thread? I’m that retard. I am not ashamed of it.

hey hey it's me again, the pants pooper of /smg/. i've been posting here all day, responding to hundreds of posts and collecting (you)s in reward. how does it feel to know you've been conversing with such an odorous fellow as myself?

>>50313842
Actually I just got back from work and haven't been conversing with anyone on /smg/ at all.

>>50313603
I know I'm a brainlet but I don't understand why everyone doesn't just trade SQQQ and TQQQ and alternate based on change in market sentiment. Why is this a bad strategy? Just because the market could theoretically gap up massively or crash in one day and you could get liquidated? This happens like once in a generation. So what's the problem?

>>50313842

Do you think some time in the future all our internet data gets leaked and everyone will be able to read what you shitposted here? Ngl it's a scary thought.

>SIGA Announces Approximately $28 Million of International Procurement Orders for Oral TPOXX® (Tecovirimat)
SIGA bros, WAGMI

I drew Marina yawning after waking up from a nap. Apparently, stocks were sussin. So is the eternal crab here to stay because i have some juicy picks for options selling for 30-45 dte contracts.

I love my buncun

>>50313883
At $900 per course that's, what, 32k treatments? L-oh-L

Ive decided to stop binge drinking. im tapering down to 3 drinks a day if i REALLY need to drink but other wise 1-2/day max

then by august i want to be at max 1 drink a day or no drinks in a day. My alcoholism isnt so bad now, but its still bad. I i can get by without drinking in a day but i need to workout a lot or keep myself very busy so i don't bug out and actually get some sleep.

Jesus, look at NRGU. I think crude might have one more spike left but the companies are fucking heemed.

>>50313902
Good! Drinking is bad for you

>>50313902
Good choice bro

>>50313745
>https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SIGA/holders?p=SIGA
Blackrock, Vanguard ... yep, just a meme stock

Oh, the report is tomorrow.

>>50313715
>>50313890
Don’t ever change bunny fren

>>50313876
>>50313890
>Ngl it's a scary thought.
Eh, idk. I mean, sure 4chan isn't pc and I've posted a LOT of hmofa but I don't think anyone would really care.

This buncun guy tho, he's gonna get mobbed.

>>50313898
Check back in a few weeks after the WHO declares the pandemic

>>50313638

>>50313742
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>dalle2 predicts a meltup for bitcoin

b-bobros?

>>50313792
>nah some people are actually just stupid and they think every new disease is gonna be another 'rona
Literally 2 FDA approved antivirals (SIGA) (EBS)
Literally a vaccine that is in short supply until 2023
Literally Spreading with no signs of stopping
Literally you are a retarded nigger faggot
No wonder u lost a few hundred grand

CPI will be double digits. Screencap it.

>>50313907
>TA
>On a leveraged ETF
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

>>50313940
I dont think anyone i know knows about this place and normies are too scared of 4chan still. Unless another heartbleed attack happens (compromised server data) nothing will be leaked lmao.

I already exposed my gf to my art and she said it was cute.

>>50313985
3%

>>50313986
Crude oil is not a leveraged ETF.
I said I think crude could spike, not NRGU.

>>50313949
i miss him so much
t. sex haver

>>50313983
Literally everyone in the world cares what happens to homos.
Literally they are 95% of the population.

>>50314017
According to network TV shows this is correct

>>50313909
>>50313913
Thanks guys. I think alcoholics sometimes over dramatize how bad they *NEED* alcohol when cutting back.
Yeah, you will be in a shitty mood when you wean off some nights and can’t sleep but imagine being such a huge pussy that you can’t deal with a few nights of crappy sleep.

My alcoholism is bad enough that I do get anxiety when I quit drinking cold turkey for a few days and start bugging out a few days in. But weaning off and having the will power to not grab more drinks is literally just not being the fat kid who can’t grab candy


Alcoholics like can be over dramatic about their withdrawal symptoms to rationalize going back to drinking and they obviously have the will power of fatties

>>50314017
20% of zoomers are homos. Guess who is out partying and stretching their anus's out for fun on the daily?

>>50314002
>I already exposed my gf to my art and she said it was cute
ok, I kneel

>>50314056
moonkey pox?
More like zoomie pox hahahaha oh no no no no no

>>50314012
You made an idiotic assessment when something like XOM has retraced back to a price last seen in...the middle of May. That's a long way off from "heemed".

Then again you're dumb enough to think crude oil has another spike in it, so that's not surprising.

>>50314076
zoomers btfo

>>50313644
Only if you go leveraged into KWEB. Dubs confirm

>>50314111
Checked

Should I sell another chunk ahead of the cpi tomorrow so I will feel less bad if everything poops itself?

>>50314086
>XOM
>not heemed
XOM is down more than 20% from its peak this year wtf are you talking about?

>>50314086
n i g g e r

>>50314132
Depends on what you're selling.

Peleton is now outsourcing their bikes and treads
Lol

>>50314132
Markets gonna shit itself regardless

>>50314133
Nigga, you know that's cope. Even shit like AAPL is "down more than 20% from its peak this year". Words got meaning.

>>50313876
>whitelist is released to help frens identify and help other frens
>acts as an immutable ledger for shitposting, perhaps becoming tokenized
sounds pretty based, ngl

>>50314167
So they're...a workout software app at this point? That's pretty much it?

I know they say it's fake, but maybe it's a leak and they don't want to admit it. Hopium for bobo.

The assassination of my portfolio by world renowned international shyster Timothy Dollar Bill costarring Magic Johnson and the Globe Trotters

>>50314223
>Well...ain't that framed first dollar bill dusty...

>>50314002
Sounds like a keeper to me

>>50313723
I'm thinking of selling the Toronto family house and putting a big chunk into something like that to get fat monthly income. There is a 1.25x leveraged covered call etf on the TSX that has a 12% yield now. A slightly leveraged version seems better to offset the shittier growth of covered call ETFs.

>>50313866
Google how leveraged ETFs work. Literally just look at the investopedia article.

And quit making people spoonfeed you, dickass

I fucked someone's butt at my brokerage in exchange for a 5 free trades rebate.

>>50314213
I mean they are down 73% ytd

>>50314309
Were they at least cute

>>50314213
Every company is trying to become a SaaS. Fuck sake even BMW is trying to make people lease their heating seats for 18$ a month

>>50313876
Why would I be worried when everything I've ever posted on this site has been satire?

>>50314216
i want it to be real

>>50313623
Check out DIV

>>50313623
SCHD is as comfy as you can get.

my birthday is coming up and my wife asked what i want. I said a young jenifer connoly sex doll. I was joking and she asked how much are they....

>>50314309
Pics or it didn't happen

>>50314430
Happy early birthday. I hop you get everything you wish for.

Expectations for tomorrow?

>the best performing reit is the one that sells grows and sells weed

>>50314456
Baba to 140

>>50314456
more pain

>>50314456
start of the golden bull run

Wow, that anon in the last thread wasn't kidding. I was at Kroger and asked a few random people (who looked puzzled when I approached) if they knew who Jerome Powell was and ALL 5 PEOPLE INCLUDING THE OLD CASHIER PROBABLY 50 HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS
How do normies live? Like what the fuck do normies do all the day? Do they really watch politics and think they make a difference voting? Do they just watch game shows all day? What the fuck do normies do? They are fucking slaves man. Country is FUCKED.

>>50314269
Probably

>>50314535
They probably don’t even know which countries border the US.

>>50314415
>3%
Might as well do CDs and bonds for that.

>spend weeks analyzing every aspect of SIGA and the Pox
>every feature of their financials, their competition, their relationships with the government, etc.
>"HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE HUGE"
>start telling anons to buy at $8, nobody really listens
>decide to make infograph, its shitty but hopefully some people pay attention
>a few pay attention, but most think its still just a shitstock
>people think that Mpox has to be as big as Corona to give them a shitton of profits, they don't look at marketcap, float, etc.
>tell people David Shaw bought a chunk of the company like 3 weeks ago
>only now is smg starting to turn bullish on it
>but there is still around half of this place that thinks its a pajeet stock

Wake the fuck up and make some money frens, you guys are so bloody stubborn.

>>50314415
I went with FDVV because I like the big aapl and msft holdings, but SCHD is superior.

>>50314560
Russia?

Any of you hold endo pharma?
its quite close to my breakeven, still got 20% up on it. Its just 15k but, should i pull it or resize my holding?
Is it finna fuck niggers *ahem* go to 0?

>>50314611
That rings a bell for some reason. I never bought it but I have it on a watchlist. Is that the one that got off on all those court cases ?

>>50313866
Market sentiment is trailing. You can't predict market swings. Your entry and exit points will get fucked, especially with leverage. The issue with liquidation isn't about circuit breakers. It's the SEC dicking around, and long term bear markets where the companies running the 3x ETFs no longer find it profitable to operate. The volatility drag can fuck 3X ETFs into oblivion over a long recession. That being said, you can hypothetically buy and hold UPRO/SPXL because of the lower volatility and upward trend of the underlying (SP 500). Or use a 200 moving average strategy to limit volatility among other things.

http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

>>50314165
>that july dip
wew, if that peak in july correlates to $115, the top could certainly be around the ATH.
>>50314177
>AAPL is "down more than 20% from its peak this year"
imo that's getting heemed. Not heem sleepy, but a heem nonetheless.

>>50314577
If the NTI predictions are accurate, SIGA market cap could easily reach $100 billion next year, stock price in the thousands

>>50314535
It's why the ruling class has no remorse for the shit they do

>>50314666
Satan confirmed, skully is a temptress from hell.
Markets fucked, confirmed.

>>50314705
I'm not selling a single share for 2 years.

just got rugged in a small peruan oil company

>>50314583
I mean it basically does in Alaska? Could be worse a worse answer
>Verification not required

Wait, JEPI is some new age bullshit?
I thought that was around for years.

>>50314456
Bunch of jerky swinging all over the place in futures late tonight, premarket and opening couple hours. After that i dunno.

>>50314535
>I was at Kroger and asked a few random people if they knew who Jerome Powell was
lmfao

>>50314745
Probably thought he was one of the special baggers who worked there haha

>>50314728
WAGMI
Thank you for the infographs

>>50314577
10k cases, current model points to 100k in august.
I was extremely sceptic about another huge pandemic this soon, but the numbers are talking, also most likely we have 10x the official numbers, damn no one is seeing this one coming.

>be actual boomer
>put up with femboomer for almost 30 years
>her toomber WWII vet dad thinks you a bitch
>he's like 95 years old and still kickin
>she's going to write you out of her will just so you can't touch the dollaridoos and give it to your stinky kids so they can "start families" and "give you grandkids" and gay shit like that
>no beach house and boat for you
Millennial chads, stay winning.

>>50314757
>Good afternoon ma'am, sorry to bother you but I was wondering whether or not you know who David Soxl is.

>>50314745
>>50314757

>>50314535
>How do normies live? Like what the fuck do normies do all the day? Do they really watch politics and think they make a difference voting? Do they just watch game shows all day? What the fuck do normies do? They are fucking slaves man. Country is FUCKED.
Between ages 18 and 27 I was far from a normie but I didn't follow politics at all. I hated watching/reading the news and avoided it as much as possible. This included anything to do with the financial markets. I had other concerns at the time. I absolutely should have learned how to stock market much earlier but... i didn't care and I didn't have much money anyway.

>>50313701
Why?

>>50314803
Omg Karen you don’t know JPOW Gregory Mannarino, orrr David Hunter?? Omfg

>>50314839
That's me now except I'm 31. Just burned out on news/politics altogether. I've been completely liquid since February, I come here out of habit at this point.

>>50314535
>How do normies live? Like what the fuck do normies do all the day?
They hang out with each other because they have no inner voices.

>>50314817
Cheers

>>50314783
>spend years learning their tricks
>spend years studying the signs
>mfw its blatantly obvious
what a waste...

>>50314802
They do this when they actually don't have any money left. Better to be seen as petty at the end than poor.

>>50314839
ive got this old man retired in his early 60s who just sits in a chair all day in his drive way
no music, no book, no television, no radio, dude just sits there staring all day

everynow and then he will clean his car but its just baffling that his existence will be that of a fucking tree for the next few decades until he dies

>>50314901
say more

>>50314535
The normies arn't going to know anyone outside pres/vp and maybe a few senators/congressmen. Most dont even know who their governor is or what he does all day.

>>50314456
Pump, but the rest of the week dumps.

At least when we are old and retarded we will have Vidya bros, WAGMI

>>50314817
Gotta have a Jay Leno Jay Walking thing where one of us pretends Jerome Powell was some black history figure or some shit and they want to out him on the 100 dollar bill and ask people what they think

>>50314886
>1488
Based

>>50314886
Lol on most days I have ONLY an inner voice
And it says some really insane shit too... but I just try not to take it seriously, it's just entertainment at this point

>>50314783
Thanks anon.

>>50314797
Agreed. Seems a lot of anons want to make it in stocks but can't understand exponential growth.

>>50314919
I wouldn't mind being a tree. This human stuff sucks.

>>50314951
Can't wait to play The Last of Us's 10th Remake and GTA 5 on my Playstation 46

>>50314959
What kinda drugs you take Anon?

>>50314970
>gets chopped down into planks to build a deck so humans can stand on your corpse.
Yeah, not so sure about that. Sounds pretty bad

>>50314712
I think this is the reason I might just make it a habit to personally ask everyone I see on the street if they know who Jerome Powell is. Why? Because when they say no and I walk away it's likely they'll whip out their phones and look him up and what he does. They'll learn who really runs this country and how it's not the president not anymore. I think normies need to be FORCED into seeing what really happens and pundits like tucker Carlson or that CNN guy I can't remember his faggot name aren't telling normies what's really happening. They make it look like a fucking clown show. I'm tired of living in clown world I WANT THE REAL FUCKING WORLD BACK.

>>50314997
I don't think trees mind so much, doubt they think of much at all really

>>50314839
>normans
>politics
The extent of their politics is that someone on twitter told them that everyone is saying that the orange man is bad so you gotta vott against him and they'll give you a mail vote to do it. And this is once every few years otherwise they don't care.

>>50314797
>also most likely we have 10x the official numbers
I really wonder how many cases will magically appear once it gets media attention?

>>50314986
Literally just caffeine and alcohol, occasionally benadryl for allergies. Also antifungal for my feet, which are disgusting...
Nope... it's not drug induced. I just spend way too much time alone with my own thoughts, to the point where now some of them are louder than me.

>>50314970
>Get turned into toilet paper and used for messy dumps

How many of you guys hold REITs in your Roth ira? They normally get fucked by taxes so tax free dividends add up

>>50314802
imagine knowing you're father in law is filthy rich and not trying to have a good relation with him for the sake of your children's inheritance. The father sounds like a retard in that situation

>>50315012
That's a good place to start, I know my redpilling started with Ron Paul's criticisms of The Fed in like 2011

>>50314802
>not giving it to your grandchildren
Why are boomers so selfish?

>>50314878
Dude Jerome Powell is literally the driver of the United States lol to not know who he is is almost like not knowing who the president is. Who gives a fuck about stock market pundits they're just as bad as political pundits

>>50315044
Well, the father *is* a boomer.

Good insight on Twitter.

https://youtu.be/94ztsv7zUkA

>>50314456
IF CPI IS BAD WE DUMP 1%

>>50315036
>but that's your fetish so it's okay.

>>50314970
YWNBAT

>>50315081
>that graph
Maybe import less workers driving down the cost of labor?

>>50315090
Imagine listening to a retard that looks like that. Do you really know nothing of the world?

>>50315044
This headline seems to be from the wife's perspective, but I agree

>>50314919
>boomer retires and he either shuts down or finds a new unpaid job to occupy his need to slave

>>50313701
Smart call. Click. Earnings. Open. Fomc all between now and next Wed. Should be a fucking catastrophe

even if CPI is bad tomorrow I'm pretty sure its going to be good for the month of July when it reports next. prices on pretty much everything have been going down and my local gas has taken a huge dip

>>50315090
Not watching your shit

>tfw inflation nuked biden's presidency
n-n-not like this bidenbros

>>50314665
Yes, i think they scared w/ BK to get govvies to settle faster n lower etc.
Now that settlement is over they skipped long bond due 27's interest payment of 50m. Suposedly they own plan B - which made chart squouuouuzzle.

100-150m/mcap 8bn debt 600m quarterly earnings. What the fug is habbening to ENDP

>>50315141
Oh and opts $1 jan 23' has 1.4k vol.

>>50315069
Scares me to think that there was a reason ((they)) shutdown the occupy wall street movements. Really want to bring those back too bad I don't live anywhere near the market but if I did I would.

>>50315126
He saw God in 1985 and started the Timothean religion. It’s hilarious what he can come up with.

>>50315081
>geez I wonder what happened in '82

>>50315140
I'm waiting for the
>Biden steered the country through the awful mess trump made
To resurface near the end of term, but it's probably a lost cause

>>50315185
and not a single fuck was given nor will ever be

>>50315140
It wasn't until the Afghanistan withdrawal people started turning on him
It's like Dubya with Katrina

>>50315134
Bobo will say that it's anecdotal but I see exactly what the Fed and federal government are doing. They're going to force energy prices to be "lower" to make inflation numbers seem acceptable and then they're going to wriggle their way back into practically infinite QE. I've already seen multiple mainstream outlets dipping their toes in the "lol what inflation??" narrative.

>>50314132
Hold on.... are you holding long positions still? You had all day to get out dummy

>>50313985
I believe the estimate is 8.6%.
I think it'll be 8.7%

>>50315140
If you look at the polling charts, his decline starts with the Afghanistan withdraw. That really pissed off people of all parties, then everything else didn't help. Clear as day inflection point.

>>50315134
If CPI is below expectations, the market surges because it means the peak is behind us.
If CPI is above market expectations, the market surges because there's no way july prints higher than june, so the peak is behind us

I don't actually believe that but the bvlltards do.

>>50315259
so... the peak is ahead of us?
Or maybe there isn't a peak and we have exponential growth of inflation forever

>>50315140
>writing off presidencies at the midterm
virtually every president gets bodied at the midterms but there is a good chance that will not matter come reelection time.
Obama and Trump are good recent examples in both of their cases people thought their goose was cooked after a terrible midterm and in the former case he managed to win and in the latter lost by a far, far smaller margin than expected
it's a coinflip between him being another Carter or pulling off an Obama at the moment, depends entirely on what happens in the next two years because voters have the memory of a fucking goldfish
>>50315221
no what's really raped him right now is the economic situation absolutely raping him with everyone regardless of affiliation AND having soft dem support because Manchin and Sinema cucked him legislatively and his response was to just piddle around in the white house
afghanistan was a retarded media psyop similar to their seething over the vietnam withdrawal. wouldn't have mattered however the bad news kept a coming

>>50315259
some guy literally said this on the CNBC after hours show today

prvious cpi leak caused a -2% day, today was only -.75%. did someone get hemmed and they kept the leak on the down low this time

>>50315069
>>50315182
In 2009 'millennial' was defined as someone various born around 1982 or 1984 with an end date around 2001 or 2004. They were deemed to be the 'new kids on the block'.

In 2011 the millennials were associated either with Ron Paul's fed-skeptic movement or occupy's wallstreet-skeptic movement. Millennials then supported Bernie or orange man in 2016.

By 2015 suddenly the definition of millennial was someone born after 1980 and ending around 1996, sometimes 1994, with a new generation of of 'gen z' faceless nameless kids who were then groomed into only caring about trannies and getting free money while listening to mumble rap. Millennials were now deemed to be almost-middle aged, old and lame. From 'college kids' to 'middle aged fucks' in just 6 years.

Probably the first time a generation was dismantled almost purely because that generation was too politically dangerous for the establishment, the first time a new generation was created purely to program them with distractions and make them retarded with Common Core so they couldn't oppose the establishment.

Alright, so we have:
>CPI
>Another rate hike this month
>Shemitah ending
What am I missing?

I cannot believe I just blew off the Fed unloading their stocks at the end of last year

>>50315318
maybe this cpi is pretty neutral

>>50314216
I'd be shocked if it were that high but not disappointed. I have 30k in short positions open. Which is a lot for me since I'm a bull

>>50315259
I mean I think that other anons right though that if current trends continue inflation definitely peaked in june. gas is down almost 20 cents from its june peak where I live, and food/other stuff is stagnant if not really declining yet. I'm inclined to agree with the bulls on this unless something changes to cause another price surge

>>50315115
kek

>>50314456
Brutality

what the fuck just happened to oil 5 minutes ago?

>>50315012
worst part is that they will whine about elon musk/jeff bezos being able to end poverty or some shit like that.

that being said are we sure that jerome powell is the one pulling the strings? that he isnt a puppet for somebody? like blackrock?

>>50315299
No I agree, but there was high inflation for a while before people turned on Biden, albeit during the "le transitory" era

>>50314456

>>50315413
line go down

>>50315413
proof that me fomoing in and out of oil was only a little shitty

>>50314850
because the markets are fucking retarded thats why

>>50313603
Monke cases are over 10,000 and still rising pretty fast.

Have you guys been buying SIGA and pitcher plants yet?

Place your bets

https://www.predictit.org/markets/3/Biden-Administration

>>50314456
line go up, then line go down, then line go down more

Discretionary spending is spiraling down, yet traders keep pricing tech shit higher.

Why?

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1546892338659819520

so yeah, about that oil bull market. LOL!

>>50315513
see >>50314165

>>50315197
What's really weird is that the democrats had that supermajority in 1993 but didn't reverse this.

Can't we just skip the rest of the week and get to movie night?

>>50314535
based autist

>buffett bought the top in oil just like in 2014
he can't keep getting away with it

>>50315012
>need to be forced
Normalfags go through mental gymnastics to keep their worldview intact. The reason revolutions happen is because shit just gets bad until retards are starving and have to either listen or die motherfucker.

>>50315254
soldiers and citizens are only pawns, who cares if they get left behind in some turd world shithole? all that matters is that everyone forgets by the next fixed election and nobody grows the balls to change anything

>>50314456
my advice is to not come to /smg/ or the stock market tomorrow, for your own good. It ain't gonna be gud bro.

>>50315532
Good luck with that as we enter global depression lol.

Oil is crashing, recession cancelled, sorry bobo

Bought more KO and rolled more into SWPPX today. Sigh, I remember when they said "the 80's generation will do great things".. Fast forward to now. My generation (80's) is fucking middle age now..Damn it.. Give it another 26 years and I'll be getting the senior citizen discount. Gotta feeling kids born in the 2030's will be even more fucked up than the 2010 parents were.

>>50315473
i got a bunch of flies round here so pitcher plants would do nice, but what's that gotta do with me having gay sex?

>>50315575
I am too lazy to look up who, but some billionaire dumped his OXY bags and Buffet bought them. Then the oil princesses here bought Buffet bags.

Wouldn't buying options on inverse leveraged etfs be profitable? Considering the market is in utter bear mode

>>50315603
Oil is crashing because the massive recession is already here my man

>>50315512
denial

>inflation goes up
>Fed raises interest rates
>mortgage rates go up
>potential home buyers now priced out
>must continue renting
>apartment rent prices go up
>rents are 1/3 of the CPI
>CPI continues going up
>goto 1

we're fucked

>>50315616
>using options on a letf
>using leverage on leverage
for what purpose?

>>50315613
Buying Buffets bags would imply he offloaded them instead of continuing to buy more

>>50315640
Just keep buying, you'll make it

>>50315639
>for what purpose?
Uh...... to feel alive? duh

>OXY

Back to $10

Does anyone really believe the next 5 -6 market days won't be red? Even if peak inflation is passed there's still bad inflation that isn't under control. The dips have always preceded FOMC so it doesn't really matter what the rate hike is

>>50315658
will do

>>50315532
Buddy, check crude oil computer.

>>50315472
I feel that. Dump tonight, random pump in the morning puts you in the red, then violent giga nigga dump as everyone dumps on retarded retail faggots who pump things for no reason.

>>50315549
>really weird
oh yeah, so strange...anyway aren't you getting tired *yawn* I know I am...think I'm gunna go to bed

>>50315483
Predictit used to be a full on bidengang website, I guess they're no longer bullish on democratic politicians.

>>50315512
>>50315622
Tech is garbage and I hope it goes to zero.

>>50315638
If only there were a way to create new residences... I heard that long ago, in the time of boomers, it was possible.

>>50315320
Using the term 'generation' is worthless anyway if each generation isn't actually a fixed amount of time.

Didn't think we would be heading into a depression soon. Housing market is the canary in the coal mine;

https://twitter.com/RickPalaciosJr/status/1546502260003258368

>>50315695
>politicians and boomers tell you that it's fine that you're making less and less when adjusting for inflation
>but politiboomers are very aware of it in regards to their own money and want to keep that squarely up ahead of inflation rates
Kek.

>>50315483
Two more weeks until they get Drumpf trust the plan!

>>50315639
Super ultra leverage

>>50315639
Idk desu, I thought the idea of options was used to hedge or whatever, but in reality im just a retard who wants to see funny line go up and if its inverse wouldn't that make money if i sell the option to someone else?

>>50315730
>Didn't think we would be heading into a depression soon.
How new r u?

>>50315723
They fixed it so that millennials would be a smaller amount of time, cucking gen x in the process. Everyone is a manageable amount now and ziennials were successfully programmed to support meme-politics like trannies in bathrooms instead of better wages.

>>50315610
Dude, its been confirmed to be airborne. Can even survive on any surfaces up to 96 hours, some others like food products for months.

Seriously, get pitcher plant extracts for treatment while you still can.

>>50315757
who would buy anything above market price unless the liquidity is extremely low

>>50315757
Selling options is the risky side. Yes it's more likely to make you money due to theta decay but selling in a market like this could ruin your shit. If you sell puts then we have real crash you're gonna have a bad time.

>>50315780
Oldfag actually. I only thought it would be a recession but that shit is making me nervous as fuck about a possible depression.

>>50315730
A depression like 1920-21 isn't unlikely desu but we would have to have less inflation otherwise it's Stagflation. Inflation peaking doesn't mean it's necessarily over.

>>50315674
I believe the next round of blood won't come until the final rate hikes.

>>50315818
That was the thought process, I've only gotten burned by being a moron with options but this seems more of a solid concept than just picking a stock because the company is doing cool things you know? I'd only risk what I'm willing to lose. I was just wondering if its autistic or not

>>50315867
The guy can literally have anyone and he chooses this dried up whore?

>>50315688
i saw someone saying that bears will have their time later in the year, when the effects of all thats happened(rate hikes, economic slowdown, etc) finally sets in

So Cathie and other fund managers said inflation is transitory for 3 months, then when the data started consolidating, they admitted it wasn't? These are the people keeping my investments safe?

>>50315757
>>50315818
On the upside, selling options is more rewarding due to the extremely high volatility whereas if you're buying options, you're probably overpaying for vega right now.

>>50315917
He's a legitimate faggot and she's his new beard. Real question is why they chose someone complicit with sex trafficking to be with him.

>>50315867
wut

Oil bros. I will not sell. I will not panic.

Look what you SOXL niggers did.

I fucking hate you computer chip trannies more than you can fathom.

>>50313603
I know links are gay and no one uses them, but OP's post just looks faggy. need something

>>50315950
...why?

>>50315942
I just imagine her tong lashing Hillary's crusty granny pussy on those long road trips.

>>50315950
You will own nothing. Not even the things you own.

15 minutes remain for you to buy svre before the pump

I want to thank everyone in this thread. I plan to buy a house in 5 years and 1 month. This thread told me not to invest unless I don't need the money for 5 years, so I invested all my money for 1 month and made $5.53. Thanks guys! I'm going to put that towards closing costs!

>>50315966
To milk you dry

>>50315483
>filing an indictment against the most acquitted man in history
Its scared...

>>50315993

>>50315920
The actual cycle I'm seeing is that we dump hard sometime tomorrow, bottom on thursday and then start rebounding friday-wednesday next week. Then plateau again, then people start selling again as we get into FOMC week. Small pumps and dumps on low volume. Then from FOMC to inflation report we have 2 clear weeks of August pumping. Possibly a shallow dump around August 13th and then the low volume August pump continues. Then september 1st happens and people come back from vacation. Violent giga dump, as happens every year. Market volatility with big pumps and big dumps until november as the market finds a bottom amid political instability, rate hikes and recession fears.

>>50315950
SOXL doesn't actually buy chips you know. They buy an ETF that simulates 3x the experience of owning chips. SOXX Kings own chips. SOXL peasants just talk about how if they dollar cost average SOXL into 0 they will receive giga gainz which is fair but they miss out on Dividends which off set the pain of having to DCA through a recession.

>>50315950
For that price I could just get a heated blanket, put it on my seat and plug it into the cigarette lighter using an adapter and get the same experience for basically free then drive to chipotle and buy two burritos for 22 dollars.

>>50315730
>builder layoffs are happening
own. nothing.

>>50315950
kek mercedes it is then.

>>50316053
Why can’t we just nuke to SPX 3k? Just one time

Oil was at $93 there for a second. its going to go under $90 tomorrow at this rate kek

>>50315730
>housing market has been going fucking nuts for years
>recession delayed because of brrrr
>JPOW raises the rates
>raises them again
OH NO! how could the housing market see this coming?!

>>50315613
>Lets make a theory that sounds cool but doesnt line up with the facts
If your gonna open your mouth at least use it for some useful

>>50316143
Only slow bleedout from here. Volume low, too many retail bulls thinking we will pump again when 'daddy' powell goes back to QE. People not realizing the fed reacts to bonds+allowed inflation to go up and now needs it to go down and doesn't care about stocks at all.

>>50315950
Whoever came up with subscriptions services needs to be killed

>>50315945
No one's forcing you to sell, but I hope you understand that you're holding companies trading at "3x multiples" on multiples that'll disappear within 3-6 months (so 1/6th of that 3x multiple).
High cost shale and Canadian producers will see the entirety of their earnings disappear moving forward as price rebalances with cost. Production costs are rising due to wage inflation and also ironically due to the same high cost of oil they should be benefitting from.
Debt expense is actually rising as rate hikes kill the credit markets, and at the same time there's monetary deflation going on.

Realistically, you'll probably lose half your investment over the next 8 to 12 months, and then watch it bottom out the following year.

Jerome Powell had two choices:
Accept the transitory inflation and keep the economy in place, or burn down the entire world to preserve the dollar's premier status. He chose the later. Don't fight the fed.

>>50315823
Wow I guess we should have invested into people born 1970-2005 instead of importing mexicans oh well it's not like we have 3 lost generations and a bottomed out society dependent on cheap labor instead of AI and robotics.

>>50315012
No, man. They read his job title on the little wikipedia snapshot at the top of the google search, think to themselves “What the fuck is the Federal Reserve? What was that fucking creep trying to do?” and then go about their day.

It’s noble what you’re trying to do, don’t get me wrong, but there’s always gonna be too many idiots in the world. Always.

>>50316160
baggie

>>50315823
Yeah, if the Fed and Biden admin were competent they'd keep us close to 0% (with maybe a few technical recessions like we've been having) while inflating away the debt for the next decade.

However they are not competent. And that dumbass plan to avoid default will fall apart as growth wildly undershoots.

>>50316150
lmfao an inverse bart is forming.

>>50315950
Jesus Christ... Well another reason to say "Fuck You" to buying new. I don't see how normal fucks would tolerate this shit. You already bought the car. You should fully own all the other shit that comes with it.

>>50316210
Its just a literal fact that Buffet was still buying OXY as of last week so stop spreading misinfo to anons retards. Little memes don't make up for your retardation no matter how much you try to sound clever

>>50316178
Panic capitulation will come and when it does, I get my nuke

>>50316265
That shit already exists in the agriculture tools sector with John Deer. Now it's coming to consumer durables. Everyone wants a piece of the SaaS pie.

>>50316274
Hey Buffet, go have a coke. I ain't buying your bags

>>50313603
I
IBELIEVE
IBELIEVE ELON WILL WIN

>>50316192
I know. that they want the price to go down. and it probably will in the short term. but there's the thing. people need oil. and the Fed will hit limits of the govs interest payments before he can "burn down the world". and then. he will have to pivot. which means. the house of cards known as the USD. comes crashing. right. down.

>>50316053
what about earnings from the 2nd quarter?

>>50316329
Garbage, shit, worthless.

>>50316280
Red for days but only green in my folio.

>>50316303
But I thought John Deere was a space stock??

>>50316198
Lol we really are 10 years behind Japan economically and socially

>>50316250
>inflate away the debt
And people's savings kek.

>>50316361

WHEN DO I START BUYING??
SPILL IT NOW

>>50316345
You can buy (I mean "license") GPS guided tractors that can plow a field down to centimeter level accuracy.... but John Deere doesn't own, launch, or operate the satellites... USAF does. I think John Deere does operate a network of DGPS broadcast towers across the midwest that are used to augment signals from GPS satellites, which is how they achieve that extreme accuracy, but I'm not sure that qualifies them as "space stock".

>>50316387
buying begins when the fed starts lowering rates

>>50316399
True. I was just memeing about Cathie Wood's space ETF including them, which came as a surprise to a lot of people. DE's still ARKX's 11th largest holding: https://cathiesark.com/arkx/complete-holdings

>>50316250
Inflating away the debt has always been the stupidest idea ever conceived. If anything these last 2 years proved that inflating away the debt was always a doomed plan and was always going to make generations of people bagholders for the boomers debt.

>>50316440
>I was just memeing about Cathie Wood's space ETF including them
Yeah, I figured. I was just giving everyone the background I remember from somewhere... in case they were interested.

>>50316387
I'm literally capitulating every single day so you should probably be buying every single day.

I-It has to go up sometime r-right??? h-haha I can't just suffer through -2% losses daily since November that w-would be absolutely ridiculous!! r_r

Oh magic /smg/ball, will we have a crash this week?

>>50316454
Yeah, I can see it as a good investment as far as agriculture goes. But if the whole argument for ARKX is "smallsat launchers and SpaceX will make launches super cheap. Space industry!", I dunno, DE saving a little on some extra launches is really stretching it.

Still a better space stock than NFLX though.

>>50316202
I hate that you're right.

>>50316477
dubs and pink ID checked and confirmed

>>50316355
Japan only recently started importing millennials of temp workers from southeast asia though, so in some ways they're behind us.

>>50316361
>>50316373
We should just not pay it off and ignore it, don't even keep track of it
>Hey China sorry we're just not gonna pay it is all, okay? HAHAHAHAHA

>>50316542
Nigga, that just turns *us* into bagholders.

>>50316542
No, you pay! You pay a now! Fuck a you

So now the jannies prune any tread ripping on schizo retards who think they're, "pwning the Jew" by handing over their $$$ via crypto.

So basically the Jannies are all poojeets who are trying to scam zoomies?

I'll bake

>>50316542
>>50316566
And for that $7.5t we would default on, imagine how fucked we'd make our empire. Meanwhile it'd barely dent the Chinese.

>>50316584
Do it for free faggot

Fresh!
>>50298824
>>50298824
>>50298824

>>50316596
why cant we just kill our creditors?

>>50316609
That shit's almost a day old now

>>50316621
There's a recession on. You can't afford to be picky.

New >>50316630

Makes you wonder sometimes... Way back in 1989 nobody in Japan could expect what would happen with Nikkei over the next 20 years. Kinda makes you think if the same is currently happening with US. Just imagine... Dow proceeds to bleed 80% until 2040. Might be a good idea to start researching co's in Asia/EM's.

NEW >>50316632
>>50316632
>>50316632
>>50316632
>>50316632

>>50314705
What is (((WTI)))?

>>50316609
>>50316636
>>50316658
> thread split after hours

The ABSOLUTE state of smg

>>50316192
There’s this little company that’s not losing any sales anytime soon. I started investing it about 6 weeks ago. They just made 28milliom today alone.

>>50316053
That's precisely what I thought would happen in June. And I was wrong. I was hoping for an exit pump from cpi to fomc qnd couldn't get out above breakeven. This time I'm expecting brutality the next 6 days so it'll probably be your way