/biz/ - Business & Finance

....at what age did you guys start making good decisions in life?

>>50309879
i'm 34 and I don't think i've started yet.

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW MARKET OVERLORD

>>50309879
36 and this'll be the year

>>50309879
I've never made a good decision, which is why I'm here with you autists

>>50309879
the year i quit weed

are there still tigers hidden in the NYSE

>>50309879
>at what age did you guys stop making good decisions in life?
Probably 19/20

>>50309879
next year man, next year I'm turning it around I swear

>>50309879
never

do I burn money buying weekly natty gas calls?

>>50309923
is that a sex doll (male)?

What’s the longest you’ve held a stock and how did it work out for you?

GME was right all along

>>50309927
I think you accidently typed a 't' instead of an 'n' bro

I really don't want to be cash gang anymore, feels like that shit is slowly beeing heemed away without creating anything. Thinking about putting part of it in some divie stock just to get something out of it, but even these safe ones feel too volatile xdD

>>50309973
been diamondhanding LUKOY since March 1

>>50309973
Unironically bought TSLA when I was 12 and sold after a 12 year long 40x

>>50309973
i'm still holding the first stock i ever bought. it hasn't gone bankrupt yet.

>>50310016
I've been gold/silver handing POYYF for a similar amount of time.

>>50309879
29

i could go for an early sour hour right about now

>buffett bought the top in oil AGAIN

>>50309879
I'll let you know when it happens. I'm 38 and it hasn't yet. Also my dad is 75 and I don't think he's there yet either.

>>50309879
Around 25 when I severely cut down on my drinking and stopped all hard drug use. Moved out of the city and began an active lifestyle. Then got a gf as a result.

just bought a bunch of SQQQ calls so the market now has my blessing to pump to the fucking moon

>>50310076
Damn bro wtf happened to that stock?

>>50310003
JEPI

>>50310076
you and toughbuilt holder anon should link up

>>50310084
Buffett is a shit investor outside of his insider dealings guy is full of shit and a globalist shill faggot

>>50310104
muh russia

America is in decline

I’m gonna make it. This week.

>>50309879
I'd say my decision making abilities peaked when I was in my late 20's and have declined every since

>>50309973
Oof. The answer to this is also the worst trade I ever made. Some bullshit dude weed from the 2017 weed bull run on leaf weed stocks. It was about five months and I lost 70%. I made plenty of money overall in that bubble but this one but a large dent in it.

>>50310128
why are these people incapable of controlling their spawn? saw one of those things try to punch random passerbys in the nuts the other week. like 6 years old.

>>50310136
YGMI anon
>t. 75 UVXY 15c 3DTE

>>50310126
that sucks

uhhh TWTR chads?

>OIL

>>50310170
>chads

Alright lads I just got home: what did I miss?

I buying some COIN options right now don't give a flying crud bros

>>50310003
then go long in equities and create losses kek
or you could you know... short?

>>50310104
Ukraine happened. They're a half-Russian company. I bought at $2.50 in mid March.
Been completely halted for a few weeks now.

we better be dumping into close or this market is fake and gay

if i was a fed chair i would hike rates by 1000bps

>>50310192
its up 5% today

CLF is going to 20 by June 29.

Itll be 17 by EOW.

Sold some of my puts. Nervous that the market is going to be contrarian about the actual cpi numbers

>>50310195
don't trust options

>>50310193
>MIT
Mom looks hotter.

>>50309863
XSP puts

>>50310225
If only there were like uhhhh inverse ETFs or something I dunno. Too bad there isn't

>>50310217
>Nukes every market
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves

>>50310190
not as bad as the gas boyz
BOIL was 57 pre-market this morning.

>>50310212
Anything you can do? You just gonna diamond hand that shit?

>>50310220
>CLF is going to 20 by June 29.
2023 ?

>>50310117
Hey, what's up

VIX is hillarious rn. Bulls trying so fuckin hard to rally but VIX just will not break down below trend. It wants to spike again.

I'm calling it for this bear rally. It was much weaker than I expected actually. This might be the big dump, boys.

>>50310284
You
are
ToughBuilt
Built Tough

>>50310317
No I'm built retarded
>>50310139
Same... though now that I think about it, I realize I just got kind of lucky in my early 20s. That ran out around 2015... that's when I started making bad decisions. Not, like... obviously bad decisions. I thought they were good...... but they weren't, and it's been downhill ever since

>>50310288
You cna thank Boeing for why we aren't down 2% which we should be I'm seeing some interesting SPY puts coming in though but not making a move until closer to 3:58 to see where VIX lands. 25.69 and it's long SPY time but if it can't do it then short every motherfucking thing you can before close

>>50310288
wrong its just a boring crab day before inflation numbers come out

>>50310160
absent father, retarded mother. they are raised on pop culture and the street. Peers heavily influence how children turn out, if the environment is toxic you need good parenting to combat it

I was at the park the other day and heard some young girl 5-10 years old reciting explicit rap lyrics. She was white and this was a more affluent part of town

>>50310284

they're dumping it

>>50310258
Nothing to do right now. I'm using TD so maybe other brokers still trade it. No worries though. I'm content to hold this shit for 2+ years.
It's not like I'm all in on it. I dropped 1% of my portfolio into it with eyes for the potential 10x if the world returns to some level of normal.

It'd be great if more Russian bags were tradable so I could get a few more lottery tickets, but the only other name I know of still trading is VEON and that's an unprofitable debt trap.

@ the fag that bullied me of rebuying twitter calls
.…they’re printing, so take that!

>>50310284
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50310375
the mother was sitting nearby, did nothing, except stare into her phone. If I had to wager, that girl is going to be a single mother in a few years

Power hour?

>>50310284
don't worry. hold long enough, and it'll come back!

>>50310288
Just relax dude. Its just the market taking positions for tomorrow. But I do think we will crash anyway later this year. Nasdaq looking like that meme chart bubble.

>>50310160
those aren't people, they're nigletts.

>>50310404
Cool bro gl

>>50310423
>>50310211
HERE WE GO

Finally, about time we dumped

>>50310102
>just bought a bunch of SQQQ calls so the market now has my blessing to pump to the fucking moon
already up 19% this isnt how i planned this at all

next stop on the S&P: 3000. see you there bobros

>>50310284
How did you manage this? Like did you do any DD? Did you really buy at 224???????????? I jsut want to make sur eim reading this correctly you only have 30$ in value?

welp CPI leaked confirmed 10000%

remember to nut daily

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WHO LEAKED THE CPI???

Jesus fucking christ what happened at 3pm that caused literally everything to take a shit??? I'm SO FUCKING TIRED of this market never being able to make it fucking mind

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

OOOOOOOOO

Anons who have used covered calls or margin before, is it worth to buy a large amount of SPY on margin to sell calls with? I already have a $115k portfolio but TDA offers me an equivalent amount in margin, was thinking using it to buy just SPY to sell way OTM calls for passive income

>>50310526
How can I nut if I don't have a girl to nut into? :(

Damn it, why didn't i go in harder on my shorts, fucking sucking my thumb and only gonna make peanuts on this dump.

Knew it was going to happen, how do I grow some balls bros?

It's ogre.

>>50310562
He meant eat 1 Walnut daily

>>50310522
I like to imagine the funnier possibility: that it didn't leak, but a single twitch downward caused everyone to *think* it leaked

>captcha: GAAPT

>For once, it is probably not drugs that sent the plane and a sibling of the celebrity CEO for a quick European back and forth. According to the A- list actress, at least once, that she knows of, the CEO had what he called a red light special and bought out an entire brothel for several nights. This is probably something similar. (Elon and Kimbal Musk/Amber Heard)

Shill me your best Russian Agrar stocks. IMHO they will be the breadbasket of the future.

CPI must be a fucking disaster kek

>>50310579
kek

>its another CPI leak episode

>>50310563
just all in now before we break 380

get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

>>50310160
>people

>>50310520
Yes, I did DD. The financials actually looked pretty good. They weren't profitable, but revenue was growing pretty well. They never quite made it to profitability though... and they did a reverse split or two in the past year. I didn't pay 224, but that's the cost basis now. I don't remember what the price was originally.

>>50310522
>>50310579
Nah everyones too scared to hold overnight. Theyll just get back in after CPI drops.

Look at that. They're just DUMPING IT. No one wants to hold before the CPI.

>>50310598
>>50310599
Only a matter of time until it gets meta and next month's CPI report has a pre-leak hedging dump. The chump getting the leaked report ends up being the bagholder late to the game.

>randomly dumps
Honestly this shit is a jew's game absolute dumb fucking shenanigans where the big money always wins and you just have to hope to be in on the ride. Literally everyone should just park their money in a global index and sit and wait for the jews to finish their game of volleyball. The second isreal ceases to exist the better for all of us

>>50310454

I'm chill. Got my SQQQ and stops on it if it don't work out yet. I'm prepared to eat a few losses trying to get an entry point on SQQQ (if needed) since I'm 30% up on SCO.

But, yeah, I think it's ogre. The "they'll pivot!!!" bull rally won't come till another leg down looks like. Ofc you're not allowed to bet against the dollar like that and just win, so when they don't pivot the bulls will finally get buck-broken and we'll get some real fireworks.

buying here

>>50310559
Dont use margin. Its not worth it.

Wow, im noticing the market is quite jumpy!

>>50310052
That’s fuckin awesome.

>>50310648
>He's doing it for the thrill.

>>50310563
You're supposed to have a strategy that you can backtest and forward test and have some idea of the expected percentage rate of success of your trades. If you're trading on hunch and feel you don't have anything solid to base decisions on and you're pretty much shooting in the dark. I'd like to short but I can't yet as TA gizmos and widgets have not given green light to do so. I wait for green light because I know green light is high percentage. If I short right here I don;t know percentage and it would be all loosey goosey of a trade.

>>50310648
Same.......
TQQQ puts that is!

Did the CPI get leaked again like last month?

>>50310630
>>50310627
>>50310632
>>50310599
Why is it always so fucking jumpy?? Big Money supposedly gets all the insider info waaay ahead of time but they rush to sell like mad right before inflation data comes out, every fucking time? It's such a goddamn joke

>>50310632
Or somebody leaks a fake CPI report.
Wasn't there already a fake earnings leak a few months back? It's just the next logical step

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50310689
Market just had its worst quarter in like 50 years man people are fooking shook

>>50310288
>VIX just will not break down below trend
>”will not”, “down”
Dude, ever since I bought my VIXY calls all it has done is gone down. What are you talking about?

>>50310645
>they'll pivot!!!" bull rally
That wasnt even a real rally. It was just a few week or two recovery. There was a real rally back in March. This thing is going deeper and we have a ton of stuff by end of month that will send it lower.

Me and some whales are going to open a 10x leveraged 3.9 billion dollar short on apple tommorow. We are trying to flush out longs and frontrun a further dip after the next apple earnings. Hold some cash and be prepared to open shorts after the next few rallies next week. Do not try to long anything as our leveraged short will probably drop the SP500 a few percentage points.

>>50310685
Biden said it would be bad because it doesn't account for the oil drop yet. Considering oil is dropping below 100 again i'd think the market would ignore tomorrows CPI for the most part.

>>50310689
What do you mean look at the day right before the previous CPI was released.

>>50310702
"people" being normies?? Because Big Money has had like 8 fucking months to make their plays, and you're telling me they're STILL selling with a hair trigger on bullshit earnings and inflation data reports and Fed minutes??

>>50310704
Buying VIXY or UVXY calls you're scrapping with other retail traders to make a few bucks it's a nightmare I stopped trading it entirely and only short indexes or companies on TA

>it was another bull trap

>>50310689
>Why is it always so fucking jumpy?? Big Money supposedly gets
Because they know what will be, and know where they are now. So they trade it a certain way to bait in buyers to dump on. Or vice versa if they think its going up. They signal one thing but believe/know a different thing. We have the real time CPI data anyway and its likely 8.8%, only adjusted slightly. So everyone knows its bad.

>>50310695
nasdaq and spee both snapping through the 100 hour

>mfw the market dumps just so the pump seems bigger

HOLY FUCK THAT SOUR HOUR I ALMOST COOOOMED

WHY DO I LISTEN TO THESE OIL FUCKS? I BOUGHT AT 110. I HATE OIL TARDS SO MUCH I HOPE YOU ALL LOSE EVERYTHING

>>50310598
it's not CPI Joe Biden is dying!

>>50310737
wonder how much 14c uvxy anon is doing right now
im up 35% on those sqqq calls i bought a half hour ago

>>50309973
Im holding CGC at 8$ avg still waiting for that payday

>>50310713
Based. As a consumer discretionary stock, AAPL should be down 50% YTD.

>>50310736
Big money fags are just fed babbies who have had QE for 15 years straight most of the "people" managing money have probably never seen a real bear market

>>50310704

VIX has had higher lows in a steady trend line since early april. We were about to break below that trendline and that would have probly meant a trip down to 23 and a nice rally on the indices.

But nah, nothin doin, breakdown cancelled looks like.

>>50310576
>waluts
no, jews fear the cashew gnawer
>>50310633
>random
nothing is random aside from the algos sometimes

I gonna put on a pot of coffee.

>>50310818
I had some cashews in my cottage cheese today fyi

>>50310801
remember 15 is the normal low on vix. Volapoc vix low is 20.

>>50310776

Biden dying would cause a rally. At least for an hour or so until the market remembers who takes over after him.

>>50310822
Based afternoon comfy coffee drinker.

>>50310862
that is one chill ass cat

>>50310801
Yep, you and I are watching the same thing mate. People say you can't chart the VIX are the ones that have using the balance sheet to justify market going higher

>>50310862
>Biden dying would cause a rally
sorry bud, but biden just keeps winning
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1546936020188495878

>>50310838
kinda weird, I like cottage cheese but I can't eat it like its yoghurt. I got some dried blueberries/cherries/blackberries to mix with my greek yoghurt and granola for workouts.

>>50310865
imma go to dunkin because they have a deal on an iced coffee or something!

Today's map is pretty crazy.

wtf was that?!

AAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

>>50310886
Biden dying would cause the mega-giga-dump because we would be left with Kabala harris who would never leave single digit approval because she is a cuntsicle. (Frigid-Cunt)

Literally everything across all unrelated sectors taking a shit at exactly the same time with NO NOTABLE NEWS. Oh my fucking god I'm so exhausted by this bullshit over and over and over and over again. What a total fucking joke.

>>50310886
How can Biden's rating be this low holy shit

What time is CPI tomorrow?

Eternally bogged.

>>50310933
>all unrelated sectors taking a shit at exactly the same time with NO NOTABLE NEWS
on half or less of usual volume too

>>50310933
*no public news

FUCK
I have to go buy coffee or I won't have any in the morning

I just shorted GME

>>50310677
I do a mix of both. I just got burned by the Fed skullfucking one of my models, then Trump skullfucking one of my other models, and haven't been able to bounce back and go in big again for fear of market interference.

Just need to sit next to that cougar and go fast again. Maybe I should just fucking do it. Next opportunity I'm just gonna fucking commit, that's it. Fuck it.

holy shit sqqqbros i'm going to cum

>>50310935
>market shidding for 6 months
Gee I wonder.

SO YOU SAYIN WE BE SELLIN N SHIT?

>>50310886
Now that's a #bidenwin

>>50310956
Right. It just blows my mind that "financial news" outlets don't even try to justify moves that would have been considered unprecedented a decade ago. The entire market moves in sync down to the minute and there's NOTHING to say about it??? Yeah fucking right

Red week
Red month
Red Q3 and Q4

>>50310990
It blew past its Bollinger on the hourly it's a safe bet to short now but the contracts on it are stupidly illiquid ((they)) don't want you to short it because ((they)) use it as a piggy bank

>>50311005
we're all going to make it

>>50310950
8:30 eastern. An hour before open.

>>50311030
>red week
>red month
>red Q3 and Q4

pick 2

>>50311028
Whose going to listen? You think normies do? Ask any normie at your local grocery store who Jerome Powell is. Go ahead. You'll get a blank stare and I know because I've done it to tons of people. Nobody fucking cares man they have been born and bred to be slaves only the ones that truly seek freedom and the tools to attain it understand what's going on.

>>50311061
Should I just load up on index puts right now? I'll go all in if you tell me to

>>50311024

Have you guys made any money today? I sold my MVO puts this morning & sold covered calls on Twatter.

spy closes under 380

>>50310926
>cuntsicle. (Frigid-Cunt)
thanks for the clarification kek

>>50311024
We're saved! Thank you, MY president!

>>50311077
Holy shit dude fucking stick to waging you really can't be gambling your whole life looking for that one big win to solve all your problems

>>50311024
wow Biden is a true amerikan hero!

>>50311083
I get paid for my waige job. Does that count?

The fuck is going on?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

>>50311083
Went short baba but not planning on selling the contracts anytime soon but they are up

>>50310016
I'm also sitting on a comfy 85 share of lukoy I picked up the morning of the invasion. It's a gamble, but I passed on the last 3 major gambles I predicted working out well and each one would have made me record profits, so I finally grew some balls and pulled the trigger with lukoy.

>>50311100
>you really can't be gambling your whole life looking for that one big win to solve all your problems
But that's what I'm doing

>>50311122
aliens

>>50311024
I think this is just taking the piss out of people who think it's his fault to begin with.

>>50310950
8:30 am.

>>50311028
Didn't have bots watching bots watching bots a decade ago. Some of the collaboration is just automation, which makes it easier to beat when the first bot is wrong

You guys buying anything before close? What are you expecting for tomorrow?

>>50311122
Bad CPI numbers tomorrow mean Jerome goes for gold and we get a 100, even 125 blowout rate hike next.

>>50311134
i mean yeah its pretty much the only point to gambling in the stock market, and ITS ALL gambling, no matter how much DD you think you are doing when such a thing as the fed exists

>>50309879
Quit drinking at 29 and it was like the floodgates of good decisions was released

Still have bad decisions mixed in but it significantly skewed towards good ones

>>50311077
No.
The sure thing was that institutional investors would bail out of short-term positions prior to CPI public release in a coordinated fashion because it could go either way. You missed that train, that what this selloff was.

If you load up on anything, you're gambling, not investing.

Real question is whether we keep going down or if there's a buyback bounce.

>>50310926
And she will win in 2024 with 100 million votes.

just dump already you pos fucking market

>>50311122
we getting fuqed boi

I've been averaging down on my dying calls. pls tell me tomorrow would be a good bros

>>50311077
Who the fuck do you think I am, a wizard? I bought 3x bull ETFs right before the indexes dipped so I’m already up. I will say that the Fed just came out and said they’re expecting CPI to be high. The White House is also preemptively doing damage control. It’s looking fairly likely that it will dump tomorrow and it’s dumped the last few times CPI came out, but I’m not going to tell you what to do with your money. You can always do the smart thing and wait it out and buy actual good stocks for the long term.

This shit is so blatant kek

sub $380 close

>>50311172
they put all the happenings in the middle of the month because they know I get paid at the end and buy at the start. Literally the past 5 months I've been investing it dips in the middle of the month and comes back up at the end.

Guess who is green today lads

I hate SPY so much it's unreal.

>>50311174
Your SOXS calls right?

>>50310794
this is what people don't understand, nothing is priced in, everyone expects a pivot soon and doesn't know how to do anything but sit back and let the Fed pump their bags

>>50311177
>wait it out and buy actual good stocks for the long term
i dont think things will get better for years, not unless jesus comes back and saves us from the retards running things like they are in germany right now

>>50311202
arkk always gets pumped before the CPI dump

>>50311202
>Guess who is green today lads
Me

>>50311202
Thanks oil

>>50311202
me :))

>>50311219
Well under the non-pivot scenario, the entire western order is dead some time in Q4. Will the Fed *really* be that obstinate?

>>50311167
It’s gone down after every CPI announcement. The Fed saying they think it will be bad and the White House doing damage control tells me that it’s a safe bet it will be higher than expected.

sub 380 coming

>>50310879

>another VIX TA wierdo

Nice. Tho honestly I probly should have been in SQQQ immediately as soon as gold started breaking down. That is a REALLY bearish signal which had me thinking maybe VIX was gonna bounce again. Shoulda trusted my gut.

Also, I know this is not /pmg/ but everyone really should always be watching gold futures. It's one of the most forward-looking markets and it's telling you some real shit is coming.

>>50311156
Not if god is on your side

I’m so fucking sick and tired of looking at numbers on a screen holy fuck. It’s like fucking 12 hours a day of this shit for like 6 years now I’m going fucking insane holy fuck

Anyone here hold CODX?

>china dovish
>america hawkish
>europe forced dovish

timber!

>LMAO 2 DAYS IN A ROW MUMU WAS EUPHORIC AT 1:30pm
>OooOoOooOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOO

>>50311221
>i dont think things will get better for years
The market rises even after economic downturn. The economy was shitty for years after the 2008 crash but the markets rose all the same. If it doesn’t rise, you don’t even after worry about losing money because money won’t even have value. That’s basically an apocalyptic scenario.

>>50311261
fkn nice, im up 43% on those sqqq calls i bought 48 minutes ago and letting em ride overnight at least

>>50311254
the whole yield curve is inverted, you've got these bird brain politicians who are screaming "this time it's different" and you've got the whole thing about niggers. fuck it, I'm out.

how low can you go spy

>>50311216
AMZN calls actually.
fucking prime day is a joke

>>50311221
There's 2 very important time lines. The first is BEFORE the fed stepped in. That recovery took 25 years. Then the 2008 recovery. That took 5 years The fed isn't back stopping anymore.

Wow. They just keep dumping it.

WHY DIDN'T I BUY SIGA?! FUCK

No support wide and far.

>>50311307
according to my maths bout tree fiddy

>>50311270
All day? Don’t you have a job anon?

>>50311311
Theres no evidence amazon prime days does anything to the price in short term.

pls bobo lemme make my $ back on my spy put that i lost on my spy call

thanks bullbros what should i treat myself with for dinner this fine evening

WHO LEAKED THE CPI
MY CALLS GOT HEEMED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50310016
It doesn't count as diamond hands if you're not physically able to sell retard

>>50311254
What you think about copper? 5% down day idk if this is speculators anymore but usually coincides with big downturm in economy before the speculators got a hold of it

IT'S HAPPENING

Finally, organic price movement.

>>50311314
June 10th was the last CPI release. How did the market react back then?

sub 379 close lets goooo

i just want to see some circuit breakers like the good old days
or maybe wallstreet brokers jumping out of windows like the really good old days

>>50311321
Yeah, my job is looking at numbers for 8 hours and I have to look at different charts for 4 hours not to fall behind the curve. I literally stare at charts and numbers 12 hours a day 6 days a week all year long. Fucking kill me

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

sub 379 timberrrrrrr

>>50310016
You the anon who dropped like 7-8-9k in lukoy and yolo’d right as it was being announced it was getting delisted?

fraud market, next stop
3000

>>50311198
except this month we have earnings lol

What's funny is that OIL stocks aren't budging. Anyone who wanted to dump dumped them long, long ago.

To us, CPI is only an earnings report.

gonna be a stupid ass pump tomorrow
don’t hold your bear shit overnight

>Literally EVERYTHING has a complete flush at 3pm
So you're telling me there's no fucking news associated with this? There's no headline that's even remotely spooky about CPI data or some shit that was released at 3pm? Because it is fucking STRANGE for literally all unrelated sectors to take a shit at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME FOR NO REASON

i stopped watching SPY hours ago to take a call then went for a run. wtf

>>50311405
Oil is going to 0 chud

>>50311335
You should’ve listened to insider Bobo

>>50311405
xle is down over 2% sir

>>50311202
Cathie is performing beter than SOXL

who doubted the UVXY? show yourself

>>50311415
They dont want to hold overnight for CPI report tomorrow. Not that weird dude.

>>50311432
we are officially back innovationchads

>>50311420
WTI's fair value is one (1) share of SPY.

>>50311430
I mean for the panicky CPI dump happening rn (right now).

>>50311433
zoom out

>>50311415
Stop being antisemitic goy

>>50311397
End of July

>>50311456
>zoom out
retard. you don't hold options for 10 years on a VIX futures tracking index

>>50311443
won't be long till aqb chads rise again

>>50311439
>It's not that weird for hundreds of major tickers to all move in sync down to the minute on no notable news
Fuck you

>>50311138
It may not be his fault explicitly but holy shit he's done nothing to help. Obama was way better on energy and he wasn't even particularly good.

>>50311456
Can't believe Abe Uvxy was once a billionaire. How the times change.

>>50311415
>he doesn't know that money moves the market
>he doesn't know that big money has insider info
heh

>>50311479

>>50311473
long term short of uvxy is one of the safest and most lucrative things you can do in the entire stock market, minus the odd market crash

>>50311456
>the fate of SOXL

>>50311482
>no notable news
>last hour of trading before a major news release before next open
Retard. Watch markets for more than a day and you see there is a pivot change in last hour (power vs sour hour) and around 10am.

>>50311430
And it's been down 2% all day, if it was a real dump they'd have gone 5% by now. SPR is about to fuck over the entire country just for democrats to think THINK they have a chance at midterms or so they can spite Republicans when they lose and claim IT WASN'T US WE GOT OIL DOWN tech is heading to numbers not seen since 2001

sub 379, 17 minutes come on bobo

>>50311505
and I was riding that train all the way from the 2021 bottom. playing CPI here

>>50311415
When it mooned for 2 weeks straight, in the middle of the worst global macroeconomic conditions in 15 years, you bullfags didn't ask any questions

>>50311340

I don't necessarily watch it directly, but I do like the gold/copper ratio.

Can we get this crash over with?

>>50311415
8:30am tommorrow, guess what was leaked

Damn your boy Microshit is getting smoked

Pro tip /smg/... Once the recession is over I’m going to invest in that new afterhours overnight premarket ETF and make fat stacks once futures start pumping overnight again, but I’m not touching it in this nigger market

>>50311415
Quit being greedy. The era of mumu is over. Should have loaded up on puts.

>>50311526
If gold and copper aren’t going up, isn’t the market thinking inflation isn’t that bad?

>>50311303
Hold my hand I’m holding overnight too. Still about 30% cash tho I might get some calls to heheh now that my shorts are up 60%

>>50311525
>when the market moves in my favor it's because I'm right
>when the market moves against me it's because the market is wrong

Should I hold my SQQQ overnight?

Tomorrows CPI will be _____

>>50311557
I had that thing for a week and it didn’t do anything so I sold it.

>>50311603
8.9

>>50311603

I'm buying calls here, this shit is too fucken easy.

CPI leaked. 10.2
Buckle up

>>50311189
Stop saying kek every other post newfag

>>50311603
Elevated

>release at 8.30 AM
ah, of course they have 1 hour premarket time to do what they want before the plebs can do anything

>>50311512
Jesus christ I've been watching markets long enough to know that the first and last hours are the most significant. It's just utterly fucking absurd when L I T T E R A L L Y E V E R Y T H I N G moves in sync - like not even down to the minute, we're talking all at exactly the same time - and there's not even a single sentence anywhere to be found that could be interpreted as significant enough to cause the move

>>50311603
8.4%, stoking a massive rally.

>10.2%
10.2%
>10.2%
10.2%
>10.2%
10.2%
>10.2%
10.2%
>10.2%
10.2%
>10.2%
10.2%
>https://twitter.com/suburbanaces/status/1546889203878854658/photo/1

>>50311603
10.2 according to the leak and the current dump

>>50311333
crab cakes

>>50311613
bruh

>>50311521
They will not let it close below 380 today, tomorrow the floor is the limit depending on CPI >>50311608
Trend is your friend. Why would you buy it in a bear market? Much more likely to get dumps overnight in these conditions than once the trend reverses, which could be months and months or longer from now

>>50311613
>>50311615
>>50311634
this is literally last month's report badly edited. compare the bars

>>50311575

Well they're both looking very weak which means industrial activity and inflation are likely to come down a lot, i.e. inflation is going to come down due mainly to demand destruction i.e. v big crash lots of layoffs.

Beyond their absolute values, the ratio between them is also saying the downturn ain't over.

>>50311628
It's called algorithms you stupid retard
>watching the market for years
My ass

>>50311634
Holy shit. My puts can't even outperform that. (Just kidding, yes they can lmao)

>>50311657
We’ll, that’s all I have for predicting tomorrow.

>>50311603
>highly elevated
>>50311660
This, that dudes a zoom zoom pretending he knew markets. Algos all act pretty similarly at this point.

>>50311603
Someone just fake leaked 10.2
Who knows.

>>50311613
>10.2%
This train has no brakes and I fucking love it.

>>50311575
Gold not going up is because rate hikes (and a little bit becuase of speculation) but I think when recession is fully blown it'll go up again, now copper dumping is a mix of a lot of factors.
Read this: http://sweatshirtprices.com/index.php/2022/07/11/and-copper-prices-seen-as-an-economic-barometer-for-centuries-warn-of-stagnation/
My theory is copper went higher for a while on 3 reasons:
1) Mass and rampant speculation.
2) China
3) inflation
Now with copper crashing the way it has been and inflation set to go lower I think copper is pricing in DEFLATION and not just regular deflation MASS DEPRESSION DEFLATION but only if it breaks under 3. If it goes under 3 I expect a circuit breaker on indexes

New >>50311689

>>50311628
Why you insist on this "it must have a logical reason to move" angle. Here is the logic. Algos switch to sell mode, they sell all baskets of etf's, everything moves, then momentum algos kick in and follow it down creating a multiple effect. Simple

>>50311412
There’s a decent chance you’re right, but it hasn’t the last times the CPI has released. Even if it doesn’t I believe the open will still be clearly red.

>>50311005
hold the line- more fun to come. SPXS is awesome as well

>>50311005
thats a round bobo

>>50311152
stop posting this level of rookie.

>>50309879
30 years ago, when I was 19, I fell in love with two tomboys on the track team in college. I asked them both to date me, I became their "guy friend", ended with my heart broken. Life has been a downward spiral ever since.

I want to buy LMT but it'sa so damn expensive.

Is qqq going to keep going down ?

>>50310794
Yup Millenial hedgies about to jump off a fucking highrise when their trash AUM gets liquidated, can't wait to see Cathie hit the pavement

>>50311868
Did they at least let you watch?