/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50308601
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,164.266B, 96P = 22.5444B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,146.132B, 96P = 22.3555B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50245235

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

2:22 PM EST

we're about to cross over into MOASSville at 2:22PM EST

ooooooo

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50308611
checkies

>>50308670
>he doesn't own the Yil NFT
fake and gay and impostor

ATTENTION ALL SHILLS AND HEDGIES BROWSING:

I have a r*ddit account for sale. A lot of karma and rewards and in the top 50 DD authors.

Serious inquiries only.

They are saying another 2 million shorts covered today.

REMINDER
SMALL ooos
THEY PROVIDE PUMP
LARGE OS SPOOK THE STOCK
WAGMI

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50308611
Checkies.

>>50308684
Put it Gamestops NFT Market

WAGMI

Did niggerfaggot actually try his fake link schtick again? Man that guy must have actually zero friends and I bet his family hate him

>>50308684
I'll give you half a peanut for it

I wonder how many people like me put in a CS order this week to get in one last batch before the split happens.

It has been a very interesting day of ticker watching.

I hope someone is developing an F2P MMO that takes advantage of the NFT marketplace for trading, and gets its operational costs from trading.

>>50308689
Who is they?

>>50308720
literally everybody

>>50308721
just needs another 140+ pump, i was expecting like 148-150 by eod

Comfy holding with my /GME/ schizos!

>>50308611
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

Reactions are not positive so far...

>Tired of selling nothing in a physical storefront, GameStop shifts to selling nothing on their new NFT marketplace
https://boingboing.net/2022/07/12/tired-of-selling-nothing-in-a-physical-storefront-gamestop-shifts-to-selling-nothing-on-their-new-nft-marketplace.html

>Darling of r/wallstreetbets and other popular YOLO investment strategy websites, GameStop is opening an NFT marketplace. As part of their strategy to move away from failing retail locations and lacking much more than Funko figurines and Pokemon tee-shirts to sell, digital transaction records of things commonly available for free is their next big market.

>>50308720
I'm already all-in. There was never a doubt in my mind.

>>50308689
Thats good only another billion for them to CLOSE because covering does nothing but hide the pain

>>50308720
I did one Thursday. Is today the last day?

>>50308747
wtf im selling

>>50308747
that's a lot of words i'm not going to read, dunker

>>50308670
>>50308697
>>50308743
WGAMI, frens!

>>50308725
everybody in the know. They are saying short interest is now down to only like 12 million shares now. That is what they are saying.

Imagine a new Pokemon game where every single Pokemon is a unique NFT. It would be the collectability of the card game implemented directly into an actual video game. Seems like a good idea to me.

>>50308611
Checked

>>50308747
Literal whos

>>50308705
god I can't wait to kick whores like this in the head post moass

>>50308777
Lucky 7's!

>most expected release for gamestock
>1.7 million volume in 24 hours
>GME makes 2.25% of it
>37k per day minus expenses
>makes ONLY 3 million dollars per quarter/13 million per year
>except it's only first day hype and soon GME makes 700 bucks per day because the NFT market crashed
>invested hundreds of millions into fucking jpegs
>you waited two years for THIS

KEK. B A G G I E S.

Why is AMC outperforming us baggie bros? Will blacks make it before us?

Ken Griffin, you have 0 yil

>>50308684
Posting tripcode for verification

>>50308777
widh dhose digids i don'd have do imagine, id will begome real

>>50308776

>there are a billion shorted shares
>source: peak autism on reddit

>there are only 12 million shorts open
>source: trust me bro I'm in the know

hmm

I don't get it. Is the marketplace out? I get 403 since yesterday

>>50308777
and little flexible OLEDs you can load NFT cards into to play physical games. No brainer and the tech is already there. would be the perfect proof of concept. Gamestop starts selling these new flexible OLEDs on their website and store, and the NFT cards can be purchased on the marketplace.

>>50308809
There it is

>>50308777
that would leave possibilities for cameo special pokemon like spiky eared pichu and shadow lugia
Not like the pokemon center doesn't already allow players to download special pokemon from various stores (toys r us, gamestop)
Not a farfetch'd idea for them to go the route of NFTs

After all, if my pikachu is pikachu and your pikachu is also named pikachu, how can you tell the difference??

WAGMI
>verification not required

>>50308807
New Thor movie had a BTFO opening weekend. Multiple movies are having blockbuster openings and runs like Minions, Top Gun, etc.

>50308747
>WHO?

>>50308826
launched yesterday, europoors have been getting issues connecting

Shorts can never close, they simply do not have the money for it.

FINRA says they only have 560k shares short in the Dark pool.

>>50308826
maybe region locked or a technical issue, i keep getting a blank page when trying to view a collection

>13 shares @ 132,59
Am I gonna make it?

Share dividend date?

>>50308835
Sweet gonna buy some Disney stock

>>50308866
Your digits says yes.

With the recent pump to 135 aren't we close to this critical margin line thing? Or does it need to be a weekly close to mean something?

>>50308777
That's a neat idea.

>>50308866
Does the pope fuck kids?
Of course you are gonna make it.

>>50308868
ex dividend date is 7/22

>>50308866
Haha yeah man

Days to Cover looks like it is now down to less than 4 now. It's expected everyone covers early next week at the latest.

>>50308876
anon we're at 139

>>50308866
not with that attitude

>>50308876
Daily close albeit

>>50308866
dude you're already making it

>>50308876
We're tickling the clit.

Guys we will not be rich I am disappointed at NFT marketplace bitcoin is going down the price of GameStop will never go up you have to sell the stock today before the price will go lower you don’t want to lose everything

They have a little over 2 hrs to get it under 135. HOLD CALLS HOLD SHARES.

AMC breached $16 today. They are on a huge run right now!

>>50308888
Holy fuck

>>50308913
I'm already rich. Rich in spirit

The money is just a bonus. WAGMI

>>50308923
we breached 140 dunko and we're closing in on it again!

when is moass?
I need to buy a new car so I can drive my wife's son to school.

>>50308936
It's literally happening right now

>>50308936
Butcher pls go and stay go

>>50308936
tell him to walk and stop being a fat-fuck. gas is expensive anyways

>>50308888
Cool

OMG NFTs will save Gamestop.
Their big day and they don't even make a dent in their quarterly losses

>>50308936
I think someone said 1:22

>>50308866
Double dubs say yes

>>50308796
based baggie

>>50308960
>Butcher pls go

>50308916
>hold calls
kek forum slidies

what does this mean?

>>50308888
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50308884
Thanks fren

>>50308901
>+95 euros profit
Not feeling it atm
Anxious on how its gonna dip like 20% in a day or whatever the fuck because the market makes no sense

How long does it take to buy shares via Computer Share. I put in the order last Wedensday, but they still haven't bought it yet. Last time I transferred via IBKR and it went through in just two days.

Looks like the 200k they borrowed earlier were for front-running buys within CNS rather than shorting

>>50308976
means God is on our side. How else can you cheat in Minecraft

Is there a name for the genre of music that is used in memes for Jihad? There’s often some wailing and some humming noises. I tried YouTube but Jihad music wasn’t right.

Please help, I want to listen to this while the financial system collapses

>ooo

Down Detector says reddit is having problems

>>50309006
nasheed

>>50308999
Five (5) trading days at most. Reddit reported 7 a week or two ago.

>>50308929
Shorts were discovering the price down to zero, it wasn't worth zero. Now we're discovering the price up to infinity. Imagine if you will, us beating the NSCC with a stick until all their money comes out like a pinata.

>>50309006

>>50308888

>>50308999
I put my order in Thursday. Purchase date was today and will settle Thursday.

>>50308684
I'll pay you -3000$ for it.
Pay me redditfag.

I'm experiencing severe nigger fatigue from gorillastock.

>>50309006
The mongolian throat singing guy should get into NFTs

>>50309020
>nasneed

Thanks mate, well happy

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50308999
Checked. If you put in the order last Wednesday, they probably already bought the shares. It takes a day or two for them to show up in your portfolio. In your CS account under the activity section check pending transactions.

>>50309024
Infinite Money Pinata
Does anyone have the group avatar pinata photo?

I have 22 shares at 211$, I haven't had the money to average down, am I going to make it bros?

>>50309006
They're called nasheed(s).
https://youtu.be/KgRRb0vk0Gw
Go through recommended, should find what you're after.

look at the book of trades going through while the price is stationary:
OTC. OTC, OTC, OTC, OTC
majority of volume today is broker to broker. something is happening

>>50309024
No need to Imagine it.

>>50309062
Yes.

>>50309067
>brokers getting their shares back for the inevitable
It's called the Gibsmedats Protocol.

brokers are panicking about the split because they're going to get ground into the dirt by ryan cohen for holding fake shares

>>50309062
Wagmi.

Hey frens I'm an occasional lurker on these threads. Is there anything I need to do on the CSGO side of things to ensure the divvy is ok on my end?

>>50309067
Can you post a screenshot?

>>50309021
>>50309034
>>50309056

Good to hear. Thanks!
WAGMI

>>50309062
see>>50308888
You only ever needed one.

>>50308807
>>50308835
AMC barely makes money off tickets lol, its Judaism

>>50309113
no. I would go and set up a GTC 30 day sell order for 6 figures though

2:22PM chads how are we feeling?

>>50309101
Well it's either them or the ones that gave it to them. We've all been through early childhood development, we know how this will play out.

>>50309067
There were a few anons talking about how anyone that’s lending out shares during the split gets some kind of tax penalty so they have an incentive to recall before the date of record. I think you’re seeing that right now

>>50308601
faster

>>50309114
you can watch it live. https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=gme+level+2+live

>>50309189
I'm unironically kind of retarded but I'll see if I can figure that out. I've been planning to do that with some of my stack as a safety measure.

>>50309197
I've got a tingle in my balls

>>50309114
>>50309219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLo6UzoTkTE

>>50309197
Let there be blood

Still Holding.

>>50309229
actions > sell > sell set amount > limit order > 30 day gtc> limit amount 235000> YES

now if new york city is on fire around the NYSE and all phones and internet are down across the country, your shares get sold for a market price of 34,999,521 each without having to do a thing

shh don't scare it

the entire order book is OTC. guys isn't this exactly what the start of a short squeeze would look like?

>>50309101
Some brokers who never actually bought shares are panicking. Others are about to throw Kenny under the bus finally.

>>50309197
Why would MOASS happen at 2:22 PM? I'm confused.

Not trying to FUD just genuenly confused.

oooo

>GME +7.25
>BTC -0.13

168 EOD

>>50309324
shhhhh

>>50309315
>not minting screenshots of it as NFTs
NGMI

anyone looking at the zombie stocks they use as collateral? they pumping them yet?

>>50309323
because ryan cohen tweeted about the moass at 2:22PM EST 1 year ago today

Moass starts today

Source: it's my birthday so I get to decide

>>50309334
small ooos give pump its been happening all day.

>>50309319
You know these men?

>>50309323
Because that's when we cross $142

>>50309003
WAGMI

It's getting close to 140 again

>>50309350
CANCERCHADS RISE UP

>>50309113
no but you can put one(1) limit sell for 214000

>>50309284
can i sell one for 235000? im too afraid to touch anything, and could you explain like before, i felt a sense of calmness when i read your post

>>50309278
>>50309278
>>50309278
>>50309278
Still Holding!

ooo

annnnnnnd lesh go

>>50309350
Happy Birthday anon!

>>50309350
Happy birthMOASS

I should have bought more right
right?

140
>140
140
>140
140
>140
140
>140

>>50309350
>

>>50309332
Alhamdullah

>>50309406
buy now

brokers have been more than happy to go along with all of this while calling us retards and taking our money. Then DRS turned out to be more than a passing FAD, and cohen when and fucking offered a split dividend. The brokers are no longer on team fuck retail, they are on team stay solvent. The tide has turned.

any hedgefucks want to buy 1 real share for $50k? I'll give you a special pre-moass pre-split price just because I'm feeling generous

>>50308776
>everybody in the know
Ah so no sources then, cool

>>50309354
Why would they be panicking over the market makers and the dtcc selling them synthetics?

>>50309368
Gebaseerd

>>50309350
happy birthday anon

>>50309410
WAGMI FRENS OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50309350
happy bday Anon

>hey guys, we should set up sell orders from CS
>$200000? Sounds reasonable
>what’s an infinity pool?

Will the Splivvy actually do anything?

Will it really kick off moass?

>>50309434
because they knew they were synthetic and sold them on to retail as real shares

>>50309261
More like let their BEE blood, amiright guise?

>prices edges up over $140
Wut now?

>>50309368
>astrology
kill yourself faggot

>>50309460
5 minutes. You'll see.

>>50309460
$150

Umm guys... the line keeps going up?
Wtf? Aren't we supposed to be crashing back down to $40?

>>50309452
Are you retarded?

>>50309445
I said one stock (1) chucklefuck, who is "We"?

>>50309469
>he doesn't know

>>50309460
we wait 4 minutes

>>50309460
Put it in softly :3

>>50309479
and then we gap up to over 200

>>50309350
Happy birthday fren. It's my birth month as well, WAGMI

>>50309460
>WHAT IS BEHIND $141 KENNOIDDDDDDDDDDD

>>50309350
Have a great birthday anon

>>50309469
wonder what else been in that mouth

>>50309350
And don't worry anons, if it's not today my birthday is coming up on the 25th so it will moass then for sure.

>>50309484
yes

>140 >140 >140 >140
>140 >140 >140
>140 >140
>140

janny tongue my anus

>>50309505
That's what I said... 12 MONTHS AGO

>>50309524
they're too busy on /pol/ duty tonging hunter bidens dick

fellow 2:22PM chads.....this is our destiny....this is what we have been patiently waiting for.....MOASS begins NOW

>>50309505
no, it's today, and it starts riiiiiiiight about...

now.

222 HIT IT

WTFWT

Press the button RC.

>>50309558
>>50309559
>>50309565
gigantic faggots

Were gonna be so rich

>>50309576
He already pressed it

>>50309576
>>50309589
it takes about 5 minutes to warm up

WTFWT

It's now a month and I haven't gotten my DRS stuff. Do I call Fidelity or CS to bitch?

>>50309574
>>50309615
>WTFWT

STOP

So the last few times we had good days the hedgies slammed the price back down into the red sometime before close or right in the beginning of AH. Will it happen today or will we be victorious?

>>50309634
You had 18 months. 18.

Does the negative ion setting on this tower fan I bought actually do anything?

> Apollo 11 (July 16–24, 1969) was the American spaceflight that first landed humans on the Moon. Commander Neil Armstrong and lunar module pilot Buzz Aldrin landed the Apollo Lunar Module Eagle on July 20, 1969, at 20:17 UTC, and Armstrong became the first person to step onto the Moon's surface six hours and 39 minutes later, on July 21 at 02:56 UTC. Aldrin joined him 19 minutes later, and they spent about two and a quarter hours together exploring the site they had named Tranquility Base upon landing. Armstrong and Aldrin collected 47.5 pounds (21.5 kg) of lunar material to bring back to Earth as pilot Michael Collins flew the Command Module Columbia in lunar orbit, and were on the Moon's surface for 21 hours, 36 minutes before lifting off to rejoin Columbia.

>>50309634
yes

>>50309643
ryan cohen pressed the button so we will be victorious

>50309580
>diarrhea color id
kek

>>50309284
Thank you. Godspeed

>>50309647
Yes but anti-drs shills have done wonders in these threads to deter people from doing so until it turns out a dividend is paid to CS holders first then the DTTC get the scraps.

>>50309637
you were saying?

here
we
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>50309643
They can try. I bet if they are in margin trouble they could slam the price down right in AH to maybe help save them for another day.

>>50309658
>this is literally all he has to cope with

>141
141
>141
141>141
141>141
141>141
141>141
141

>>50309597
>>50309597
>>50309597

I wonder if we're going to shoot up or down in the aftermarket. Should be a wild ride either way.

ALRITE U GITZ READY FOR SOME CRUMPIN

>>50309678
Source?

>>50308796
Easy, fren. Your anger is with society, not women. They act on the incentives they are given, same as we do.

>142

This is not a drill, WAGMI in full effect

>141 getting the kumala savesta treatment

>>50309710
I'm a little bit less financially bored

>>50309704
GME chads... We're all gonna make it...

>>50309651
WTF

They drew a little middle finger on the chart before we pumped

>>50309637
>150
150
>150
150
>150
150

Buy more now and increase my average or wait?

>>50309697
Laughing at his 8% gains faggot? Have fun at the bread lines

>>50309749
>only down 5% YTD

FUCKING WAGMI SERS

$20 EOD. get those stop losses ready.

>>50309758
30min too early

>>50309704
141 was cool but what about 145

>>50309758
ayo das cap frfr no cap
situation still bussin' tho frfr

>>50309723
CS are the transfer agent, they literally get the shares issued from gamestop to give to insiders and holders, DTTC then get the remaining 55% to give to brokers who give to holders. How do you think a dividend works? I'll find the source in a bit, I'm a bit of a food coma right now so please fren give me a moment to find it

can i start ooooooing now?!

We're aaaalllllllllll gonna make it

Am i safe if i DRSed my shares but am still waiting for my second letter from CS?

>>50309763
i will kek baggies at any price under 350 united states dollars
>no new ATH e v e r
nothing personelle

>>50309810
Haha no man, no moass for you

fidelichad shares automatically go off margin after a week?

>unironically cheering for $140

>>50309779
>>50309784
I'm five hours ahead (bong)

>>50309787
what did you eat, big guy?

>>50309810
you'll just not be able to sell. so tyfys

Bros is this it? Are we really wagmi?
I could cry, I can finally get my parents the healthcare they need.

>>50309823
Buying on margin ever.

BBBY is fluctuating in a really tight zone as well now

>>50309810
Yes, but you cannot access the account until you get the letter and verify, you can call to pay $35 and get it send by email if you want to be aussie scammed for your lazyness

>>50309810
Too late fren, NGMI

>>50308829
yugioh would be amazing

>>50309825
>outpreforming the entire market
>"haha lol you guys are dumb for being happy!"
And what stock or shitcoin do you hold?

>>50309830
Unironically ham, egg, beans, air fried potatoes and 2 bits of bread to mop it up with. Plus brown sauce, the king of sauces.

>>50309822
Holy fuck

>>50309836
kek soon-to-be-dead parenties

>>50309172
Yeah but butts in seasons is more concessions sold and it drives revenue.

my cage is making me interact with normies somebody send heeeeeeeelp

>>50309875
I'LL SAVE YOU FREN

>>50309854
I hold GME but until this shit approaches $500 it's not worth talking about. I don't even understand why these generals exist other than they're cheaper than therapy for internet-addicted autismos.

>>50309866
I fucking hate that man.

fuck you kenny

GO UP YOU FUCKING STUPID RETARD STOCK

>>50309874
source? nvm nobody gives a fuck

>>50309888
BASED

>>50309892
kek seethies

>50309866
Why are you this way Niggerfaggot? Who hurt you?

Looks like on pace for another million in shorts to close out. When all is said and done shorts will have covered and closed 3 million shares today.

>>50309829
Me too mush

>>50309860
Yeah that's food coma for sure.

>>50309860
a meal fit for a king

>>50309892
The amsneed mob is going to hunt his ass down when they finally realize they've been bamboozled

>>50309651
Space is fake stfu

>>50309810
You'll be ok.
They'll accelerate the process so you can sell faster since your interests align. It'll just continue while MOASS is happening, which will take weeks if not a month or two, which will be right enough time for you.

>>50309911
checked and he's probably a wardie

>>50309911
>shat ID

>>50309911
He bought puts multiple times, never learned his lesson and now exists in eternal seethe.

>>50309860
>Brown sauce
Do Americans fucking really

I feel like I smell a dump incoming. I can smell the shit brewing. Kenny has to dump and he won't go to the toilet.

>>50309350
Happy birthday, anon!

>>50309940
>he bought puts bro
>he's indian bro
>he's part of the canadian indian embassy bro
could've just said you're new here kek

>>50309944
>Do Americans fucking really
No, for I am a bong and the sauce is called HP. It stands for Houses of Parliament. You should try it, it's a breakfast sauce for a full English really though.

>>50309947
You mean because the price was $160 a year ago? Yeah probably

Muh margin call
Kek baggots

>>50309911
Is this your first time meeting a canadian?
>t.leaf (the better leaf)

>>50309940
Probably in AH, less volume and cheaper for them to dump prices in AH.

>>50309981
RC is also a leaf.

>>50309979
No it goes on steak at dinner, not breakfast. Wtf

>>50309982
meant for
>>50309947

>>50309959
New dunk sighting.

I don’t wanna to back into the office but my cage is forcing me. I’ve applied everywhere and no call backs. I hope we start running up soon cause I’m this close to just quitting and moving back to my parents place.

>>50310008
I will defend your right to say that but I will not like you for it

>>50309810
To fully profit of moass you don't need to sell for another year, so yes.

oooo

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50309979
>British
>Mystery sauce
>that name
Somehow this is even worse, why can't you motherfuckers into edible food

>>50309914
Source? You made it up Sneed faggot

>>50309979
Why is all British food brown?

>>50310018
thanks for sharing that. that is very interestinig

>>50310069
imagine eating beans for breakfast

>>50310069
to match their skin

141
ooo

>>50309979
as a canadian indian embassy leaf i can confirm this sauce tastes like fucking shit
just get bullseye you dumb faggot

>>50310018
love me some daniel kang

>>50310051
>Somehow this is even worse, why can't you motherfuckers into edible food
You have cheese that is devoid of any milk product.

>>50310069
Why is all american food corn syrup and fried?

>>50310086
Bit rude coming from a mutt, le 56% et al

Don't mind me, I'm just pirating this NFT that I found

>>50310029
I feel your pain I have to start going on the 22nd fucking boomers pieces of shit

N gods get in here

>>50310116
I

>>50310086
>spotify
listening to Daler Mehndi radio kek

I just woke up. Why we poompa?

>>50310101
I'm a med so I doubt that. I have like 15 different cheeses in my fridge right now, anon

>>50310101
bitch basterd keith i am not of burger

>>50310145
NFT marketplace launched last night.

>>50310069
It's their favorite colo(u)r, that's why they import pakis kek

>>50310145
cohen finally hit the button
moass is happening
also jpeg flea market

>>50310115
There's news about the europeans meeting with russia on this day concerning natural gas?

>>50310152
>He doesn't have some cheddar that literally crumbles as you look at it
Why live?

>>50310165
>>50310145

This is why. $55 btw. 44 copies remaining

>>50310196
Someone should mint this post as an NFT.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>already have a CS account with shares in it so broker can't stall on account creation
>DRSing 100 from broker today
>broker's fw

>>50308611
Obligatory check

>>50309350
Happy birthday anon

Yup ok

>>50310086
christ look how disgusting that laptop looks can even see the arabian black streak of hair if you look closely

Poopoo pee pee we win wagmi get ready jeet n janny

i just want to make enough money to pay someone to be my girlfriend is that too much to ask?

>>50310244
we have liftoff

>>50310264
you'll be broke again in no time

>>50310218
My broker didn't want to move mine because it was less than 24 hours since I last purchased them lmao

>>50310264
just talk to women retard. it's free

>>50310274
b-but at least i won't be a virgin

>>50310264
Yes buy a dog and go to the beach with it everyday or go on long hikes and shit and feed him steak every night. Will love you more than any whore

>>50310189
I have some orange cheddar but I don't like it that much tbf. Also have:
>halloumi
>gooda
>maasdam
>fresh mozzarella
>feta
>parmesan
>pecorino
>Some smoked cheeses i cant remember
>Gruyere
Probs have more but i cba to go look

What do YOU faggots have besides stilton and cheddar

>>50310281
just get an escort kek

>>50310264
>pay someone to be my girlfriend
I'll be your GF anon.

>>50309350

>>50310264
>>50310281
women are great for ruining wealth. If you just want to get laid go buy some whores

>>50310289
i have some nice creamy havarti

>>50310300
>>50310311
i'm scared of stds so i want to pay a non-whore to be in a committed relationship with me

>>50310289
>What do YOU faggots have besides stilton and cheddar
Hundreds of different types, Red Leicester is nice one to have as well. I like nduja and cheddar on toast frendo

>>50310329
just ask the escort to take an AIDS test.

heres comes the glitchy candles

Moass starts with the sound of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50310329
>i'm scared of stds
Find out what your fetish is, farts & face sitting are pretty much STD free apart from the occasional pink eye.

>>50310311
>go buy some whores
always thought of it more of a 'fee-for-service' type arrangement

>>50310302
>>50310302
>>50310302
Threaded.

>>50308779
>>50310236
WGAMI.

here comes the DOOMP
i thought we were past this

>CS customer support chat
>"Helga" with some qt white woman as their photo
doubt.png

Honestly just say "It's me Ranjesh", I very much doubt my representative is some Swedish smokeshow.

>>50310264
Honestly, there are some decent women out there that aren't complete whores or libshits. As soon as you start flaunting your wealth, you will attract the wrong women every.goddamn.time. After MOASS, work on yourself - your hygiene, your fitness, your social skills, your interests, and learn to hide your wealth or you might as well just sell now because you'll be in the same spot a year post moass.

>>50310289
I have some raw milk cheese of various types.

>>50310086
kek

>>50310196
Do people not realize that NFT is for a fucking charity?

>>50310264
>Being happy
The universe says fuck you.
>>50310278
>A woman will never just change her mind about everything on a dime and without explanation.
There is a mountain high range of evidence advising men never to believe anything coming out of a woman's mouth. Pay them to receive your sperm and get as far away from them as possible after the urge to cuddle subsides.

The price increasing swells my gonads with pleasure

we are making it.

>>50310289
why do you have all this cheese and how can you possibly eat it all before it expires

>>50310480
It's r/Bitcoin.

>>50310289
>gooda

You are the cheese man, yet you don't spell gouda correctly? Odd.

>>50310196
isn't that NFT literally made by retards or something? like, it's for charity. It looks pretty good for being made by a literally disabled person.