/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anybody else have experience with the similar satiation?

DCA into a single ticker or ETF for about 5 - 7 years for house down payment. Good idea or bad? Due to averaging the cost since Nov '21 I'm only down 5%.

tomorrow will break this market.

honk honk

>>50307299
>breaks the internet
YASSS QWEEN SLAYYYYYY

>>50307183
imagine what a rush it would be to coom in her doggy style with asshole exposed for your sniffing pleasure

Is this the real thread?

I have no idea which thread to post in

GME
137.98 +7.89 (+6.06%)

>>50307393
yes

>>50307413
>NFT marketplace
Lmao

I sold all my Chewy calls at the bottom.

what THE H*CK is going on

>>50307393
>real thread
I think I'm real. And I posted here. So this is the real thread.

bumping this one instead of the no links faggotry

THIS IS THE REAL THREAD

>>50307466
>no real "demand destruction"
The EU is starting to ban plebs from commercial flying.

Oil's gonna fucking die.

>>50307297
>for house down payment
That's what I've been planning with half of my portfolio.
>for about 5 - 7 years
I expected to be rich at this point, but I guess 5 years is still reasonable.

>USAC puts

it be's are time soon

>>50307183
Imagine the smell of her feet after a long flight

>>50307183
>https://www.investopedia.com/
Can I find any of the courses on here on something like internet archive?

welcome back fag enablers from the other no links thread

>>50307574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2AEdx_-lMM

>>50307183
white women, lol

This thread wins. No linkies btfo.

>>50307554
You may be memeing but I think bobos might be in for a hell of a good week

>>50307575
>internet archive
aren't they being jewed out of existence with lawsuits rn?

The Jews get back from lunch in 12 minutes or so

>>50307553
It's not going up high enough for me to buy more

AMC AMC

>>50307638
lunchtime reversal isnt over until 2pm stop lying to the people

>>50307297
Just put your money in VOO if you're not actively trading. You'll beat most anons here.

>>50307614
Huge next 6 days for Bobos. CPI will suck. OPEX. Qnd FOMC next tues/we'd. My only long is SQQQ

>>50307676
sounds like we're going to his some circuit breakers.

>tariffs on China will remain
>all China stocks breaking down from rising wedges they've been in for about a month
>Bank runs
Free plays on short China I actually closed out my KWEB short for 3k yesterday but plenty of downside if the tariffs stay in place looking at baba going back under 100

don't forget to slurp the SOXL dip

I have got to stop eating like shit on my workout days

CPI data will come in low
F.E.D. Pivot™ is officially uncancelled
green week

>>50307653
Been DCA into AAPL, but may switch to VOO. Upside is that I can hit my goal faster, but on the flipside AAPL will shit the bed if things go south.

>>50307711
Why in the absolute FUCK does that baby look so smug?

o-oil?

>>50307538
>The EU is starting to ban plebs from commercial flying.
Because of high demand

>>50307723
you know why

>>50307723
You just know...

>>50307723
your face would look like that if your hand was where his was too.

What's the deal with airline stocks?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OIL CUNTS ETERNALLY BTFO

M-MUH $200 PER BARREL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50307764
the kikes are just manipulating the price of oil so the inflation data comes out low, and then it'll go back up so they can obfuscate the real pain from the bean counters and stonks can go up.

>>50307754
BOEING (TICKER:BA) sold fifty one planes (51) according to a report. The market expected.....fifty(50)

Anyone thinking about buying sqqq before tomorrow's cpi report? I'm was going to buy but I'm hesitant due to a retarded markets and we end up getting a pump

>>50307823
holy heck recession cancelled bullbros ONE HECKIN PLANE

>>50307828
UVXY calls are cheap, don't think they've fully priced in the IV from CPI release

>>50307828
gotta play to win Anon

>>50307697
>picrel
if American oil companies love America so much why don't they buy up all the SPR oil and refine it in their American refineries and sell it to their fellow Americans that they love so very much?

>>50307719
>Past performance does not indicate future performance blah blah yes I know.

>>50307847
inb4 they revise the numbers in 2 months showing they actually only sold forty-nine planes and the stock slides 20%.

Any thots on tomorrows reading for natty gas inventories? Last week we rallied on tightened inventory.

Gyros or Chik Fil A? My two lunch options as I watch markets crab and shill options to plebs

>>50307538
Ya, because demand is too high, now those plebs are just going spend their money somewhere else or travel by other means.

>>50307893
Yeah, I got your natural gas inventory right here.
>*farts*

HOLY SHIT THAT BIG GREEN CANDLE!!
IS THIS IT?! THE BIG ONE!? THE MELTUP?!

this market is fake and gay fuck this shit

>>50307895
gyros

Yeah I'll post it twice.
>need to guage permabull optimism
>CNBC it is
>https://youtu.be/Vtv6pIdaM4Q [Open]
>lady gives reasonable analysis
>alright Jim I know you disagree
>"Listen I have seen the people in the restaurants and let me tell you business is booming!"
>"Jim she is delivering facts and all your sources are being pulled out of fantasy land."
>"No I am not the economy is soaring I have seen the lithium mines and semi conductors are the future!"
>"Jim you have been saying this for over a year like it will happen tommorow are you saying I can just wake up tommorow and buy a semi conductor where are they?"
>"Listen Taiwan is about to open a semi conductor plant any minute now! They started working on it last year!"
>everyone laughs at the semi conductors perma bull
Guys I am begging to suspect all these perma bull in the media are SOXL baggies.

>>50307920
F

>>50307921
no matter how many times I see this joke in /smg/ it still makes me laugh

>>50307828
Wait for end of day to see where VIX closes. If it goes under 25.69 I'd stay off volatility calls and go long SPY for a rip otherwise if it can't close under that take some volatility calls for a gamble because vix could lift off

>>50307697
This is so fucking stupid, might as well declare war if you cut off oil

>>50307649
The Jews got back from lunch right on cue

>>50307895
Chick-fil-A. Gyros generally are mystery meat prepared by absolutely filthy subhumans

what can be done about dog hysteria?
i was at a bbq and my friends had just gotten a new puppy so everyone was losing their minds over it. they asked if i wanted to my hold my 'nephew' and i just casually said 'i have a real nephew on the way in a few weeks' and everybody was shooting me dirties for the whole day like I'd done the Hitler salute or something

https://twitter.com/JavierBlas/status/1546893071115325440?t=_TBSj4t2J3hWvKSJXulZ3Q&s=19
Is oil getting the goldman sachs gold/silver market manipulation treatment now?

>>50307990
based autist

>>50307982
>he doesn't know

>>50307731
>>50307918
More like demand returning to normal. And if Eurocrats are willing to pull strings that destroy travel-based GDP, they're one step away from even more insane shit like increasing gasoline taxes or implementing climate lockdowns.

>>50307971
I'm not normally one for fart jokes but... fuck, it's easier than pointing him at export and electricity data.

>>50307990
Yeah you definitely sound autistic

>>50307989
From turks? Sure. From the greeks? I trust them.

>>50307990
i yell at other people's dogs to show dominance. i lie and say i'm allergic

>>50307693
Idk have we hit any this year yet? I think this will be a red week but not sure it's gonna be that kind of demise. Market makers (read: the FED) understand how to keep shit propped up enough to avoid a run and a circuit breaker would be a huge headline they want to qvoid

>>50307950
>>lady gives reasonable analysis
stop reading there

>>50307990
Why would you guys pass around the dog before you bbq it?

>>50308012
>>50308035
not really. i held the dog and made the required 'oohs' and 'aahs'. i didn't even say it in a mean way, just like 'oh, here's this guy, and i've got a human one coming too'

>50306251
not anime

>>50308089
To give the dog a false sense of security

Has anyone been compounding shares on this? It's literally free money with no risks

>>50306251
not anime

>>50307990
It's always appropriate to do a hitler salute in those situations.

>>50308118
I lost 3k betting on Trump and deleted my account

Is this why we are pumping?

>>50308114
Why? Everyone knows it tastes better if it's afraid before it dies.

>>50308145
Where are all these Ukraine qts we were promised?

Wake me up when something happens. Also, when is CPI report tomorrow? 8:30 am est?

>>50308136
Well you're a fucking retard lol

>>50308145
>Only $1.7 billion now
C'est finit.

>Done with trading for the day
>Head out to a new gym that opened up because it's much closer
>10/10 girls working out in yoga pants everywhere
This is just ridiculous, how the fuck am I suppose to lift heavy and focus when there's a perfect ass infront of me, bending over and shows the perfect sculpture of her cameltoe? I don't have a 10 incher, but if I had.. then that's like me only wearing super tight pants so everyone can see the shape of it, which people would obviously complain about

>>50308164
They are in Dubai

>>50308164
They're all on Snapchat asking for $100 annual subscriptions.

Trips decides CPI print tomorrow
>9.3%

>President's wife calls all Mexicans 'tacos'
>People voted for her husband because Trump was "racist"

>>50308196
>which people would obviously complain about
no they wouldn't. you would literally have women and a few guys begging for it

>>50307297
>5 - 7 years
House prices will double again by that time.

>that MSFT chart
you just know

>>50308164
I would love to help house those poor flexible teenage Ukrainian gymnasts...for humanitarian purposes of course

>>50308196

iktf
also dyel zoomers sitting on the benches for 10 minutes checking their phones before doing two reps then checking their phones again

>>50308196
Start stuffing your pants with a fake dick or a sock
I'm not fucking kidding you either I've done it a few times and chicks literally stare at me as im doing the incline. It's fucking insane how sexual humans are like feed and breed is a 100% fact regarding the parasympathetic nervous system like women LOVE looking at dicks hanging out of a guy's pants I'm not fucking trying to be gross or incel or w/e it's jsut fact.
And don't feel shy about it either jsut strut yo shit lol they will stare because you have the confidence to do it

retail still has not capitulated
the dump will continue

>>50308219
Probably, but I have to try at least.

>>50308222
I would like to pump and dump some of those Ukrainian refugees. If you know what I mean.

I'm chalking up today's schizo movement to the j*ws

Getting real fucking sick of these crab days

>>50308222
Check'd
Me too brother, me too.

Positions for the rest of the week?
Thinking about scooping up some ABNB puts for when the rates hike again and they get heemed.

>>50307622
Idk I still find useful shit there. I'd rather not burn a hole in my pocket learning the basics. Any other good resources?

my city already had a big ukrainian population before the war, and they are all 10/10 walking around in yoga pants with 4 or 5 kids

>>50308205
>>50308164
Teenagers, probably not even 18 if that picture is anything to go by, conscripted to fight for gay marriage and to give their women the right to get shat on by Arab princes. It brings a tear of happiness to my eye.

>>50308264
Don't worry, tomorrow won't be a crab day

>>50308242
Retail will continue to BELEIVE that they are buying the "dip" go the rest of this year, then next year the capitulation will start when they realize that they just crabbed it with 0 real gains. Just get your SQQQ gains and doop into KO or something else that is guaranteed to make money

Insiders are starting to dump it, these candles are terrible

>>50308214
Trump lucked out with Melania. Not only was she hot, she didn't know a lick of English so she wouldn't make a blatant fool of herself.

>>50308208
8.8

Had to explain to my friend who just opened his brokerage account that zerohedge is NOT a good source of info for doing DD on equities. It's literally white boomer agitprop that was boboposting for 13 years.

Once in a while they had a decent commodities call but otherwise you're even better off listening to tards on CNBC somehow because zerohedge is that bad

>>50308298

>>50308002
>Is oil getting the goldman sachs gold/silver market manipulation treatment now?
The oil market is too big to manipulate that way for long. I think the bubble from the Ukrainian invasion just burst. Remember oil was back at $60 before the war began. Also, Russian exports of oil are only down a little since they are exporting to india and china.

>>50308300
I dunno there was that time she rick rolled the entire crowd, i think it was at a trump rally.

>>50308306

zerohedge gets posted on /smg/ daily. It might as well be a twitter feed.

>>50308306
Zero hedge is a MACRO source of news. And they are the best at the macro sometimes they can give you a good tip or clue about which way the market heads and I have actually made profit using their analysis but they do sell themselves as doomer porn. CNBC is good for day traders to get free money (see UPSTART) on either side of the trade but they SUCK at macro analysis. And that's on purpose remember, they can't scare the normies. Zero hedge can and get away with it but mainstream media cannot

Which one of you niggers is this?

>>50308326
No. Twitter anons are more useful and provide more alpha than zerohedge

>>50308290
>fighting for gay marriage
Lol no, after this war Ukraine is going full on far right nationalism, NATO is going to be fucking flabbergasted when they see their weapons used to massacre all the jews in Ukraine. The west is so fucking naive when it comes to eastern Europe

>>50308285
My area is, I believe, the second largest Ukie diaspora. They can be quite pretty.
https://www.sasktoday.ca/provincial-news/explainer-why-did-the-ukrainian-diaspora-choose-the-prairie-provinces-russia-war-5103923

>>50307853
>UVXY
piece of garbage must be the most manipulated stock in the entire shit show, vix up 10% yesterday, uvxy up 4%, vix up 0.4% today, uvxy down 2% only problem is if we hit circuit breakers all these shorts lose their lunch and the thing will explode

>>50308306
Your friend sounds based wished he posted here instead of you

>>50308298
>granny panty line
Disgusting at least wear a g string or nothing

>>50308207
Nice, I could use a bump to my SNAP bags.

>>50308332
No. Zerohedge is rat poison for humans. The one nice thing about Zerohedge, though, is that while typically having shitty opinions does not directly cause someone to lose money, in the case of ZH, there's a pretty high correlation between the two.
>>50308346
I don't think people on /smg/ would like a blue-voting brown bisexual

>>50307393
I'm 32 that still fap, play videogames, watch anime, pay for porn, wear diapers and still have norwood 1 hairline.

>>50308043
I start barking when my neighbors dog's start barking. It usually shuts them up. My neighbors also avoid me which is a plus.

>>50308298
mcnuggies

>>50308243
sauce

Any prime day deals you jews found yet?

>>50308345
uvxy tracks vix futs, not vix, they're not always up the same %

>>50308378
ive started making loud comments that i know those pieces of shit can hear
i just dont understand the mentality of "people" who seem to enjoy ruining neighborhoods for peace and quiet enjoyers

>>50308274
I just have some butterflies on SPY and UVXY with mostly a bearish leaning

>>50307990
Modern day dog owners are such cancerous obnoxious pieces of shit.

>>50308403
the only thing it tracks is how to steal money from retail, it is designed to deflate, ive been following it for over a decade now
like i said it explodes with circuit breakers and is the only reason to ever touch it

>>50308397
Most of it is stupid bullshit I don't want or need.
I'll look again later and se if any guitar pedals or laser engravers are on sale.
Maybe a piano bench, but my piano is stored somewhere I can't sit at it right now.
Also AMZN itself is on sale today.

>>50308371
No dude you're just retarded if you're looking at ZH to be some kind of degenerate day trader posting his plays on twatter. ZH is for the guys that want to know where the macro environment is heading and so far ZH has been right 100% of the time. Barring the doomer porn articles (that are really easy to see and ignore) you don't trade off zerohedge, you use the info as a guide to your trading for later setups. If you cant see that then stick to unusual whales since all you want to do is make money and not learn

>>50307990
I got a dog recently. I like dogs. But i tell people to not call me the "daddy" of the dog. It's cringe

so sick of the APATHY bros wtf is wrong with this faggot market

>>50308298
damn i love Hana Haruna

>>50308332
>And they are the best at the macro
this is why you're poor fren

>>50308470
nobody wants to touch it because anyone with a brain knows how fucked our economy is
>inb4 muh meltup

>>50308470
Market is just a reflection of society especially now that the fed isn't pumping it everyday

>>50307725
>oil
the global economy is going into recession
oil is the last commodity to fall like always
with recession it is going to be 70-80
with a steep recession 40-60

price can go up if there is a maritime blockade of Russia and no tankers move. but that is unlikely

>>50308451
I am literally directly telling you that ZH is dogshit at their "macro" analysis. ZH is the laughingstock of finmedia. They’ve been persistently wrong in the largest bull market ever.

It used to be a decent financial blog 10 years ago, albeit very bearish. Today not so much. Now it is more like Alex Jones type of blog. Don't get me wrong, once in a while you will find a decent article, but for the most part, it is just garbage.

>>50308486
Nah I'm pretty solid with my finances especially with zero debt and a wife and a kid and a car and money I made off selling my first house and the fact I know how to trade thanks to ZH. Could you post your debt to income ratio for me to see? Better yet your portfolio?
I didnt think so.

>>50308397
Prime day is a scam, they just jack the prices up slowly a week before and then give you a "huge discount" that's just it returning to the normal price.

So am I just supposed to keep losing $2k a day until morale improves?

>>50308523
More reason to listen to them, contrarians and bears are usually the ones who make the most money they just feel the need to flaunt it.

>>50308550
Okay retard.

>>50308208
9.4

>>50308550

If you shorted every time Michael Burry said he was bearish you'd be broke

>>50308550
Don't feel the need*

>>50308340

This has nothing to do with Nationalism. The people running Ukraine hate slavs and are thrilled by the opportunity to kill so many. Which is also why there will be no peace deal: lots of slavs dying IS the victory condition for Kiev.

Any rump-state remaining after putler decides he's taken enough of the southwest will be nothing but pride parades with twerking pre-teens and swarms of africans and arabs. Fully subsidized by Brussels of course ;)

>>50308397
I'd like a new casual jacket for spring/fall, but everything is chink shit and has too many zippers.
Aside from that, I've got most of what I already need. It's a fulfilling but also boring feeling.

>>50308523
Curious who you think is a good resource?

>>50308559
I told you, stick to your unusual whale subscription and keep gambling. While you lose money I'll be setup to make it because I know how and I can survive because of that. How's your wagie job?

>>50308397
i’m eying a 3090 gpu but betting they’ll be even cheaper soon

>>50308291
Kek

>>50308208
4%
We full commie mode now.
>and the market crashes anyway

>>50308550
how does ZH make money and who finances them? you think they are constantly writing articles out of the kindness of their hearts?*

>>50308529
>Could you post your debt to income ratio
it's 0 since i dont have debt or income

>and the fact I know how to trade thanks to ZH
lmao

>>50308452
Dog owners are fucking terrible these days, no training, no discipline, no leash, just let the dog do and go wherever it wants. And when it's aggressive or shitty, oh it's always your fucking fault somehow.

>>50307444
Trips of mongoloidism ... the bottom is next Tuesday bro

>>50308608
It's not 0 as you can't divide by 0
checkmate atheists

>>50308208
>23%
but they will report 8.7 because nobody will do anything about it.

>>50308208
10%

>>50308446
yes because that's literally how roll yield works, they sell short dated vol and buy longer dated vol, effectively buying high selling low, do you even know what you're buying?

>>50308208
17.65555(repeating)%

>>50308502
>reflection of society
i choose... BUSINESS ETHICS

even with all the exit pumps im not getting out because of how down my tickers are

>>50308208
>9.2%

>>50308208
9.2%

what the fuck is going on with gamestop
someone please tell me, i refuse to ask about it in the containment thread

>>50308604
Absolutely not, that's why I clearly stated if you actually could read, that they have doomer articles that are very obvious and silly. These are easy to ignore but the ones that reflect the market plumbing, the deal positioning, the trades at Large thsoe are very good articles every time. To not believe this tells me you're a wagie that doesn't want to actually learn how to trade and instead be treated like cattle for minimum wage and hope you can make it before your 65. Even tho the average life span of an American is 75
>>50308608
OK so I'm arguing with some college kid. Enjoy college little boy

>>50308239
check out tiktok, girls never shut the fuck up about staring at dicks.

>>50308674
wtf, I wear Ray Bans

>>50308665
lol
lmao
this is only the beginning, faggot

>>50308674
That's the feed or breed instinct it's human and to deny that would make you a starfish or a sponge which is impossible because you will commit suicide or die of stress very early in life. As a man, you need to use that to your advantage and play off it. Girls love looking at dicks. My wife loves seeing me in a chip and Dale thong for a reason and it ain't cause I look like Brad Pitt from fight club

>>50308620
dog owners do suck generally

>>50308702
okay but what is going on
explain it to me like i have a mental deficiency

>>50308672
>Enjoy college little boy
i retired a couple of years ago. if only they had ZH trading school like you have attended maybe i would have made it earlier

>>50308665
The options on game stop tell the whole story

>>50308665
i have no idea but saw they're opening an NFT shop. I don't get it, but them going up probably means the economy is fucked.

>>50307297
>for house down payment
I'd generally not recommend using volatile investments as a vehicle for short or medium term goals unless you can accept the risk of not achieving that goal.

Have you considered I-bonds? $10k max per year into essentially a medium term savings account that will always match or beat inflation. Perfect for house down-payments.
In 5 years you'd have at least 50k plus compounding based on whatever inflation rates are.

Not sure what your price range for housing is, but hey it can get you at least halfway there with no risk.

>>50308710
it's true. whenever my dick 'accidentally' falls out of my shorts (wink wink) my wife can't help but touch or suck it. oldest trick in the book

SUP FAGGOTS, BUY GAMESTOP IF YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO NOT BE SLAVES TO THE SYSTEM. SIMPLE FUUUUUUUUUUCKING AS NIGGGAGAGAGRRRGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

>>50308730
OH even worse then I'm arguing with a faggot fuck boomer who thinks they beat the market and now wants to dab? Shut the fuck up boomer and get covid already you are trash.

>>50308674
>check out tiktok
I'd rather dip my balls into a food blender

>>50308727
it's called simple maths and talmudic magic running out of steam, anon
an army of autists all believing in the same thing can be a very powerful thing

>>50308731
options are gay just tell me in normal words you cryptic faggot

>>50308732
why

>>50308737
Yep you can test your wife or girl if you want I didn't make it up lol

>>50308738
>nft marketplace
>after nfts die
Kek baggie

look at microsoft

Fuck man, i'm giving my uranium play until Friday and if nothing comes from it im dividing it into jepi and ko. Tired of this crab piece of shit do nothing sector

>>50308738
Post your lifetime losses and then return to your containment board

>>50308655

pick a direction spy, damn

>>50308788
checked but no 'buddy' so no looky

>>50308790
I just added a little CCJ down here

>>50308818
She's gonna pop off and give you one last shot at that exit liquidity, but this is the last time.

>>50308550
>contrarians and bears are usually the ones who make the most money they just feel the need to flaunt it.
I see what you mean. I need to start shorting the market.

You would think with all the capital some anons have on here, you could implement certain actions to make other anons never post ever again and get their families to follow suit.

>>50308788
Hmm only 2pm

>>50308580
You've no idea what you are talking about, I won't be surprised if in 10-20 years NATO is deployed to Ukraine for regime change and counter insurgency against far right militias, fighting against the equipment they gave them.

>>50308790
If you don't get out today you're finna gonna have a bad time

WTF DO I BUY? EVERYTHING IS GETTING HEEMED

>>50308849
And vs AAPL. Market real weird rn

>>50308864
SARK

>>50308837
You're looking at it like bears pray for the apocalypse lol bears want the market to dump to a fair value to buy in and be bulls. No where have I said that ZH is praying for the end of the world all they do is prepare you or the ones that listen for what's to come. If you bought spy in November 2021 how much would you be down right now? Tell me I won't answer cause I know since I know people who have. Now if you had bought 2008 August you'd be rich already but you would've had to understand the macro environment to do that.

>>50308864
Buy a leveraged inverse anti-heem fund

>>50308864
MSTR

>>50308379
>still have norwood 1 hairline
>knows what norwood 1 even means
>norwood 1
kek coping baldies
(i googled btw, stay mad baggies)

What's cpi expected to be?

>>50308945

>>50308945
10%

>>50308945
it will be 9% and we will pump. Cap this

>>50308945
1.1 MoM. White House came out yesterday and said to expect it to be bad though. Meaning it’s probably a bit higher than that.

Why is everyone talking about inflation? I thought that was a pretty niche fetish?

>>50308939
I had no clue they have a classification scale for hairlines I thought Norwood was a typo in that post
Who said /biz/ can't teach you things

>houston is having significant power outages during a historic heat wave

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50309014
Why isn't there a fat anime SP500 girl getting force fed by Powell drawing?

>>50307299
Good. This volume is ass and I refuse to even day trade it.

>>50309014

>>50308945

TURN CERN OFF ITS STARTING TO HAPPEN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50308208

6-7% GET

>>50308002
There's plenty of crude today relative to a lack of refined products.
There's an easy arbitrage for those refiners with the constant SPR auctions.
There's a general lack of dollar liquidity in markets due to rate hikes + tightening (M2 is actually down Y/Y)
Combining the above with high nominal oil prices, it's reduced open interest on crude futures.
There's an impending energy crisis in EU this fall, but simultaneously there's a massive fear of depressionary bust. Other 3rd world regions (besides europe) are already seeing mass protests and collapse.

It's a weird time for oil. No one knows how to price anything. This is creating an insane volatility. You can call it manipulation, there's definitely some of that, but mostly it comes down to no one knows what the fuck is going to happen next. Does the world end in fire, or ice?
They've gotta try their best to price in the moonrun and the apocalypse at the same time.

We crashing next week right?

should i buy puts

>>50309082
My guess would be crabbing around 4000-3900

>>50308945
0.9% month over

>>50309058
dude what the fuck korea and japan are so fucking close now??? what the FUCK IS GOING ON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50309032
>Everyone drive an electric car bro
>Power grid can’t even power air conditioning in the summer

>>50308977
checked
it's unironically over

July 22 don't come to the market

>>50309111
Trips say yes

>>50308895
>You're looking at it like bears pray for the apocalypse lol bears want the market to dump to a fair value to buy in and be bulls.
That would make you a bull. You're moving the goal posts.

>If you bought spy in November 2021 how much would you be down right now?
If you buy a SP 500 ETF then you're bullish long term. The market dips every 6 years on average. Nothing new.

>Now if you had bought 2008 August you'd be rich already but you would've had to understand the macro environment to do that.
No you just keep buying SPY. That's literally it.

>>50309082
this week

>>50308371
Yeah, and I believe Tyler actually sold Zerohedge years ago and I think it was bought by Russian glowies since they're always pro-russia despite being doomers the rest of the time.

I am still holding OIL.

most people simply live with their A/C turned way too cold

I keep my house at 85*F
we are in florida
you will sweat, deal with it

oh, this is for the faggot who didn't believe me about the check yesterday

>there are texans living without solar
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>50309167
>>50309167
OK wagie as I said I can afford to sit on my couch and shit post on 4chan
You are waging and stuck doing it because you haven't learned how to trade or read macro
I'm happy. You're miserable. Game over.

>>50309209
based Frank Herbert enjoyer

>>50308338
That's a 13 year old

should i buy gme or no

>>50309209
Bitch you work at Boeing and didn't think to mention it would be ripping today? You know you're anonymous here right?

>>50308470
Most bear markets are slow grinds. This was only not the case in the last few cycles because the fed became more pro-active and printed all that money. That only resulted in inflation which is no surprise to anyone with a brain. Look at the chart of the Nasdaq in 2000-2004 to see what we are in for.

>>50309209
This one?

>>50309191
natty gas is half as much even though pipeline to europe is going to be down for two weeks, 50% of the exportable LNG from the US is currently stopped and oklahoma had a pretty huge plant go boom because it was running at 98% efficiency.

>>50309218
you're an unemployed loser that made money from a house he inherited. if you actually traded (based on what you learned at ZH LOL) or "read macro" you'd have an account to post to show how good you are. but you won't post it, because you don't have it. L-O-S-E-R

>>50308452
That always drives me nuts. My mom did it constantly with our family dogs.
>>50308470
It's not apathy. It's the spooky calm in a eye of a hurricane.

>>50309249
Nikkei would be better imo but you're right also

>living in a state with power problems in the first place

Lmaoing at your life, i keep my house at 68 degrees with no issue

>>50309257
no there's an ATM on the other side of the complex behind the theater

Damn. I just realized you guys were losers. Have a good one.

>>50308208
6.4%

>>50309209
hope you didn't pay tax on that

>>50309263
I don't need to flaunt my wins to losers on the internet. Especially childish losers who can't debate and would rather use memes to get their point across. If you really want you can post your address here instead and I can show you my accounts in person. But you won't. And this is the last (You) for you sad wagie.

>>50309195
Bro I'd fucken die if I had to sit in 85 degree heat all day. I keep my house between 65 and 70 all year depending on the humidity.

>>50309249
Not only is the Fed not going to step in to print, they are actively on a mission to destroy the market in order to stop inflation. Do people not know what demand destruction means? It means making consumers so fucking poor they stop buying things.

>>50308608
Or is it infinite since you have no income?!?!

>>50309216
you would need 10's of thousands of batteries and inverters or you would just be running someone elses A/C for them. how about they just target the utility...for not doing...you know..its job.

>>50307550
You have to be a giant faggot to get hired there, huh

>>50309239
i'll tell you what i tell everyone
a couple shares doesn't hurt
it doesn't take a genius to see how well it's holding up in these bear markets. if you look at current and historical cost-to-borrow rates it's pretty clear that regardless of mUh FuNdAmEnTaLs, the stock is heavily manipulated on one side and continually being bought up (and locked) on the other

it's a lot easier to shit on something you don't understand than to actually take the time to understand it

>>50309289
i did not

>>50309290
wagie rage is the best shit to read kek, theyre angry that our family members gave enough of a shit to make us live comfortably. thanks grandma!

>>50309195
Gross man, you must have swamp ass 24/7

>>50309209
I wasn't here yesterday. What's the story?

>>50309290
>won't post proof because he doesn't have any
thanks for the W

>>50309195
I keep mine so the second floor (where my office is) is around 75-80f. Its nice so when you go outside its not a system shock. Added benefit is wife is more comfortable waling around in panties and no bra shirt.

>>50309304
Yep
Spotgamma is usually fairly accurate and even he knows fed isn't back stopping anymore

>>50309304
People think the fed is going to tank stocks. They dont realize the fed wants the entire economy to slow. That means wages come down or stay flat, people lose jobs and such. People are still naive about whats happening and whats about to happen to their paycheck.

>>50309218
>I'm happy. You're miserable. Game over.
lol stop going on 4chan if you're going to get this butthurt

>>50309322
I tip my hat to you, good sir.

>>50309117
No that was last week

>>50309304
Exactly. Morons in here and CNBC shills and twitterfags talking their book. Bags will be heavy

>>50309336
You aren't even th same dude? Are you just jumping in on conversations cause you're bored?

>>50307822

This

Biden has the PPT working overtime

@50309358
Boring

Literally just hire someone to silence them. It's that easy. You have the money right?

>>50309390
i just enjoy calling out retards when i see them and you were the most obvious

>>50309317
whats stopping the manipulators to just keep this sidways forever, locked between $100-$300
It would take gamestop actually reaching a true real value much higher than $300 to break out of the manipulation

>>50308620
not to mention shitting everywhere, the first 30 yards of my local trail smells like a sewer

>>50309304
Thousand years of (jewish) financial knowledge and all they can do is fuck up the normal people cyclically.

>>50309355
It doesn't help that for the last 10 years every retail investor has been trained to just BTFD, it's really hard to switch a strategy that has been working so well for so long. People think, oh I'll just keep buying and eventually it will be back up, but what if you lose your job and you need that money and you are forced to sell at a big loss?

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, /smg/?
we could really use a wish right now.

>>50309303
If you like it so cold, move back to Scandinavia you cracker

>>50309442
LOL ok

I don't give wagies (yous) because i dont give anyone free handouts

>>50309444
Checked and yes please do that.
I'm running for re-election

>>50309470
Not just BTFD FIRE types that keep buying vanguard every month, but its been almost an entire lifetime since inflation has shown up so high. Their strategies arent going to necessarily work. Plus these funds dont have a long history, theyre all relatively young. What happens when some of the fund holdings go bust from inflation related issues and it tanks every blue chip with it? Lotta FIRE types gonna rope by end of this. Inflation kills economies and nations. Sri Lanka is just the start.

>>50309313
Solar makes sense in TX. The panels are cheap. Install is expensive though. It doesn't matter if you're running other people's ac and not your own. Electricity if fungible and you get paid to produce.

>>50309279
I resemble that remark!

>>50309058
>think these pictures are edited and the screencapped posts are memeing
>it's real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why the fuck is cringe ass GME pumping? Just bought 20 puts on it. I’m sick of the Reddit stocks and dog coins shitting up the market

>>50309444
split via dividend is speculated to be a potential killshot because lenders are responsible for share distribution
there's also the fact that the chairman seems to have an actual fucking clue as to what he's doing
that's all im gonna spoonfeed you

if you're gonna buy, do it before the 16th for the dividend.

>>50309520
>Install is expensive though
didn't biden just let in like 100,000 engineers from mexico last month.

>>50309519
what relationship is there between inflation and blue chips tanking lmfao

Crab day, crab thread

>>50309279
You'll be back.

>it's another retail retards buy the dump on low volume in the middle of summer day
To the moon

>>50307538
>capitalism with fiat currency means the government locks you down and bans you from leaving the country

>>50309058

>>50309594
Slowed corporate earnings...retard.

>>50309520
you get paid less then they charge. almost like they want you to do their job. honestly sounds like a job for jannies.

>>50307764
~$85 before $200

>>50309569
Whats stopping them from just printing more fake shares when the slit div is distributed

>>50309555
Everyday one of my stocks should in theory have a good day, GME pulls it’s shenanigans. I used to think it was funny, but it’s getting old.

>>50309470
>BTFD
Bite
The
Fucking
Dick

>>50309863
>>50309863
>>50309863
>>50309863

>microshit

>>50309845
>most conservative CPI estimate from an 'analyst' comes in at 8.6%
it's over.

>>50308523
ZH was a pretty good resource during their blogspot and early website days. The user comments way back when were pretty good and intriguing as well.
But around 2014, when Trumptardism started, ZH fell victim to this like so many other formerly great websites and forums (like godlikeproductions).
Nowadays ZH is pretty much a boomer rage containment zone.
Also, jesters for the (((System))) like "imagine my shock" guy write articles there now.

>>50308572
Burry lost 9 figures in 2021.

>>50308580
Pretty much this.
Nu-Ukraine will be at tel Aviv levels of faggotry.

>>50309989
This sounds like a really faggy person typed this

>>50308451
>so far ZH has been right 100% of the time
nice bait