/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thanks OP

Is this the thread or is the other one specifically for SIGA?

Coalbros...wgmi.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/germanys-nuclear-implosion-bundestag-robert-habeck-energy-europe-russia-11657572926?mod=hp_opin_pos_5
>Lawmakers, mainly from the Social Democratic and Green parties in the ruling coalition, nixed an effort to extend the lives of three nuclear reactors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk

Uh oh stinky

>>50300324
No one knows

Commodities are certainly acting like tomorrow's CPI is gonna be bad.

>>50300329
>>Lawmakers, mainly from the Social Democratic and Green parties in the ruling coalition, nixed an effort to extend the lives of three nuclear reactors.
kek it's like they want to be poor

>>50300387
Can't use climate politics as a cover to implement communism if nuclear power fixes the climate problems.

Oil bros... whats happening

Aww I should have started shorting yesterday. I had a strong feel. Chart magical mystery lines and arrows said not yet. If I don't abide by my lines and arrows I'm just shooting in the dark and that isn't the way.
>>50300340
Greta is already post wall. She's chubbed up and not in the right way. She is more square shaped now. How do you get fat on a vegan diet?

>>50300402
>How do you get fat on a vegan diet?
Look at cows and gorillas.

>>50300329
>boo nuclear
>muh radioactive waste
>we can do all wind and solar
wind and solar can't do
now no nuclear
now because ur stupid green energy bullshit you need COAL and ur still fucking with the people who produce ur FOOD

>>50300401

We are just getting started.

>>50300448
>muh radioactive waste
It's not even an excuse. 4th generation reactors will be able to recycle the waste as fuel.

>>50300448
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/draft-law-shows-germany-plans-revise-key-emissions-target-energy-sector-2022-07-05/
https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/germany-due-connect-coal-power-plants-grid-save-gas-sources-2022-07-11/

Ok I need some medical advice from actual human beings.
>trouble breathing and smelling for 3 years
>no allergies and nasal spray didn't work
>suffer derealitzation and brain fog
>finally get rhinoseptoplasty surgery
>recovery seems to be going well, still not 100% but getting better
>constant intense pressure under the eyes and just generally on my upper face
>hearing also seems to get worse with no discernible reason
>eye pain
>shit gets worse again and nose feels unbalanced again
I am here
>new doctor once again tries some type of nasal spray with cortisone
>doesn't seem to work rn...
I don't know what to do anymore, starting to loose hope I am ever going to be breathing normally again if surgery doesn't even work. Plus the derealization is really starting to mess with my college grades.
Has anyone gone down a similar path and has got any ideas what to do? Getting kind of desperate

For stocks I will be buying AQB when it hits 0,50$ and become a Billionaire when it hits 50

>>50300553
Get a cancer screen

PRE MARKETS
AHHHHH

>>50300553
Do you have a carbon monoxide detector in your place? This wouldn't affect your breathing but it could explain psychological problems. Unlikely but it's worth ruling out.

Anons, I'm scared.

How fuck are the markets as a whole?

>>50300553
Real funny joke god made giving humans sinuses

>>50300553
>>50300563
asap and get a opinion from another doctor

>>50300611
>How fuck are the markets as a whole?
breddy fuck. europe moreso than US right now but it's all fuck to some degree.

>>50300611
If Scandinavian indices are to return to fair value, they still have -50% to go.

That's Scandinavia.

oouhhh... bratty market need correction
RAPE correction

>>50300553
sounds like you have a tumor pressing up on your brain, which would explain why you think asking /smg/ for medical advice is a good idea

>>50300553
what >>50300563 said

Also I don't know your diagnosis, but if it's chronic sinusitis just get an infrared light for treatments. You can try to get some golden star balm and apply that shit just under your nose to inhale and also on your nose bridge and under eyes (where the sinuses are). If you can't get your hands on golden star balm just get some Menthol, Camphor Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil and only smell that (might burn if applied directly to skin) or just get some garlic mix it with propolis and honey and apply inside nose with a long qtip.

>>50300634
Is it all due to Germany, Spain and Turkey fucking it up big time?

>>50300553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo

>>50300644
I also saw the Dutch farmers protesting and burning shit down too. Wild times lately.

>>50300553
Do you exercise regularly? A lot of health problems are caused by being overweight and having poor cardiovascular health.

Most big moves happen premarket where retail cannot do anything about it. This whole system is so kikeish.

>>50300729
Play the hand you're dealt.

gotta summer plans for this week too. few weeks off the markets. im cash gang.

havent been following much of the markets. any important infos soon? i know earnings are closeish

>>50300729
buy the close sell the open

>>50300747
Why is premarket trading even a thing? Shit should be illegal.

>>50300702
soccer three times a week and pretty healthy
>>50300662
thanks I might try the infrared light. I do think it's chronic sinusitis myself but all the creams and solutions have done nothing so far. Thinking about telling my doctor next time to do an mrt or ct just to see where the problem really lies. Thanks for the advice tho :)
>>50300603
nah
>>50300620
already did and he told me to take this cortisone shit

Finally got rid of my nvax yesterday when it broke even, just waiting till it hits the 30s again and loading up for winter

>>50300553
Ask for an MRI

>>50300758
nigga get the fucking cancer screen

>>50300768
there is no way in fucking hell I have cancer I am like 20 and it's just problems with my nose wtf has that got to do with anything. Still gratefull for the advice tho

>>50300792
>there is no way in fucking hell I have cancer I am like 20
Famous last words. Youth isn't a guarantee against cancer, it just means that it's less likely.

>>50300792
>wtf has that got to do with anything
The nose problems, the eye pain, the hearing loss, all could stem from a brain tumor.

>>50300807
I'll get the mri next time anyway so should be visible there right?

>>50300838
Maybe.

itll probably go back up but i im glad its sub 20K $
i have no stake in this, only a few $s, im just glad its fucking dying. ill spit on its grave when its dead

>>50300674
Seems to be a rich tapestry of fuck

>>50300757
I dunno but stocks and ETFs are still the greatest thing to ever happen by thousands of miles so I'm just gonna go ahead and do what I can with them.

>>50300865
Buttcoin has never done pic related (ride under 200 weekly average adjusted for inflation). Also, a lot of the buttcoin bears are still permabulls. They don't understand buttcoin has only existed after 2009, i.e., the period of the infinite QE asset bubble.

>>50300912
it is dying

>>50300912
>>50300925
This time shitfart is dead for realzers and /biz/ will finally be deleted and we can all get girflriends.

Aint rly fuccin wit dis SIGA shyt ma nigga, on God. Dem sum gay ass niggaz frfr aint vibin witem

I think I want to buy tesla puts on a bounce, I hope I don't get rekt again

>>50300792
>20 year olds can't get cancer

>>50300729
German retail can though, since they're the retards buying in right now.

>>50300994
cope
bitcoin is no real-er than shartcum cloudcoin made to scam make-believe retards like you

>>50300792
People get cancer when they’re children retard. I got it at 11. Get checked before it’s potentially untreatable.

>>50300729
IG markets has put of hours for retail?

You should be able to get access or exposure with other CFD providers.

I can't make money with my SPX. It doesn't pay enough div. But it's safu.
What do?

>>50300792
lmao

Dear god who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Please make GME dump lmao

It's official

>>50300553
Move up North to a less densely populated area. Pollution is wrecking you. You can try it out by taking vacation up there.

>>50300277
Baked correctly
That other thread was super trash.

>>50301192

>>50300912
>feds tightening makes Bitcoin a stable coin and capable of actually being a currency
This can’t be true, can it?

>it's down

AHHHH

https://www.forexfactory.com/market

>>50301252
>out of service

>>50301211
???

>>50300994
you wish

>stock market continues crashing
>inflation continues to go higher
>oil prices continue to go higher
>salaries remain stagnant

i haven't really been following Biden, but wtf is he even doing at this point about all of this? like, i remember Trump always talking about the stock market and what he was doing to fix shit and make shit better. i feel like i never hear anything from Biden in this regard, can someone fill me in?

>>50301325

>massive dump in pre market
>slowly healing during the day
>massive dump before closing
Why does this happen?

>>50300375
There's no way in fuck the cpi won't be bad. There's no way a .75% rate hike a month ago will do shit to the cpi already. This shit is going down. If you're long, today will probably be your last chance to bail before the massacre to come the following week. Get shorts at today's highs then sell on or before next wed

>>50300553
You have anxiety

>>50300553
Did you get the covid vaccine? How has no one asked this yet?

>>50300553
could be some autoimmune disease, maybe go to an endocrinologist too?

>>50301364
I don't think it will be too bad. I think it will go down over the coming weeks because of retail sales cuz deflationary macro shiet. Then it's going to double digits before Christmas. I'm thinking 15% in November. It's completely over and I'm starting to think hyper deflation is America's future with hyper inflation for everyone else. Should be funm. Merry Christmas kids! Screencap this and come the week of Christmas ill record some crimmus songs for biz and we can all have a good laugh together.

>>50300999
Do I really need to check myself?

>>50300448
We really don't deserve nuclear, humanity is too retarded for it

>>50301390
>3 years ago

>>50301390
this

Hsto and vs today

>>50300758
Cut out dairy from your diet.i mean milk and cheese. My sisters kids always were getting sick and Dr recommended a tonsillectomy. She researched. Cut out dairy. Been a year. No sicknesses. Sister doesn't take naps anymore because she has so much energy.

Are these 50 new bumps on my face and nape permanent?

>>50301526

>>50301390
>anything bad that happens is the vax

>>50301429
Ya I couldn't pretend to guess when it will turn. He'll they could fudge the cpi data tomorrow then got to a .25 rate hike or even 0. And the recovery could begin now. But I don't think that's what will happen. I think we are looking at a 10% drip over the next week

>>50301538
Oh I'm with you. No way I could cut out dairy. I'd say 40% of my meal intake daily is dairy.

>>50301542
I'm not saying it's the only cause or he's gonna die tomorrow but it could have exacerbated an existing condition. If you think the vaccine is complete safe and effective you're retarded

>>50301449
Most of humanity is retarded, but you only need a few good apples to achieve nuclear.

>>50301653
You know the only former nuclear superpower? South Africa.

Lesson in there.

>>50301364
CPI will be about the same. The fed is dragging their feet on inflation, they said so in their minutes. Basically they want inflation to run hotter than 2% in the short term to make up for all the periods we had less than 2% inflation.

>>50301526
Makes you wonder how many people would benefit from doing a full elimination diet just once in their lives. My cousin had terrible ace, bloating, got fat, severe cramps and other gastrointestinal issues like IBS. She became vegan to combat it but that only made it worse. After doing a full elimination diet she discovered she can't handle diary, most carbs/ (gluten), fatty food, garlic and a whole bunch of other food. Pretty limiting, but she lost like 30 pounds, acne cleared up, no stomach aches, way more energy, sleeps better etc. It's crazy.

>>50301694
>terrible ace
acne*

>>50301676
That sounds like a terrible fucking idea.

>>50301722
For you, not for the government.

>>50301344
at least his tweets aren't mean...

What magic number are they gonna pin spx at today?

DO NOT REDEEMING THE FUTURE

>>50300553
Bad sinusitis?

>>50301764
All the way down. Get ready to make pic related your staple.

But in all seriousness, it’s probably going to be a crab day.

>>50301676
Yes, we need to have negative real yields for several years in order to tame the debt. It's either that, default, or hyperinflationary printing.

>>50301674
>You know the only former nuclear superpower? South Africa.
>Lesson in there.
Which lesson was that? They couldn't even use those nukes to keep Apartheid and prevent blacks from taking over the country.

>>50301722
Look, the Fed's just following orders when it comes to balancing inflation with unemployment. Moving fast enough to maintain credibility, we can't move so fast we spook the markets.

>>50301880
That "a few good apples" achieving nuclear isn't sufficient. You also need people to not undermine things by mobilizing the retarded.

Just came here to make sure I wasn't the only one getting completely buttfucked in the pre-market. Good to know I'm not.

Ooooooooooooo WTFWT

Ahhhh. I don't know what to short.

>>50301953
Which means we are crabbin’

WE ARE ABOUT TO DESCEND INTO THE HELLFIRE

NASDAS FUTANARIS HAVE BEGUN THE FIRST PHASE OF THE BART THAT WILL LEAD US TO HELL

>>50301900

Squeal like a pig

UBER had that huge hit piece but barely moved. Why

>>50300644
Can we buy some land for the ethnostate? I’m interested…except for their commie ways in Norway

>>50302046
it was already a meme company, if anything the leaks show they are doing something to be a profitable company

bearbros... we haven't had much success lately

PSTH bros... it's officially over. The shares are being redeemed.

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220711005904/en/Pershing-Square-Tontine-Holdings-Ltd.-Will-Redeem-Its-Public-Shares-and-Will-Not-Consummate-an-Initial-Business-Combination

>>50302183
>he says as we have been constantly on a down trend since last november

Reminder that trannys are mentally ill freaks. That is all.

>>50302204
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/12/bill-ackman-to-wind-up-spac-return-4-billion-to-investors.html

>Good markets are bad because good companies are overpriced
>Bad markets are bad because good companies can wait for good markets to IPO

It's over SPAC bros. There's no reason for any non-shit company to merge with a SPAC.

I'm stimulated.

Crude just went double digit

>>50302183
Kek
Okay there mumu

never mind the futures, theres going to be one last pump before tomorrow

>>50302073
And we already know they steal from the working class sooooo

>>50300401

Chinks are shutting down again because of fugging covid. Useless fuckers.

It's over. No one will ever drive or eat bread ever again.

holy shit look at commodities

I will eat the bugs.

You will eat the bugs.

We will all eat the bugs.

unironically over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTFWT

>>50302376
What's tomorrow? I've been out of the loop for awhile

>>50302451
Can we get cramer's opinion on the strength of the dollar?

I saw Cornelius ConsumerPriceIndex sitting at a Panera Bread with his papers out and laptop open. The CPI is coming in 10% over expectation and the Fed will have an emergency meeting to raise rates 100 bps.

Tomorrow's news are priced in bobo

>>50302503

>>50302484
>he doesnt know
inflation numbers for june. but they might be priced in

>>50302517
So it's gonna pump anyways? Who could be behind this?

for me, it's short term t-bills

>>50302451
first it was a june rebound, then a july reboud, now it's the august rebound
>ignoring all the shitty earnings and revision will still going on in august
At this point I don't know why they still trying

>bobo check the heckin futurinos

I got a 230% gain on my copper short. Should i sell it Now? Im Starting to get really greedy.

>>50302563
Shake out both directions before CPI. Then another bigger shakeout once # drops.

Why are future pumping when Euro is fucked and China is getting bank runs?

>>50302561
soft landings will be impossible if the hopium dies

Will we ever have another bilingual president bros? I'm tired of brainlets running the country
.

>>50302567
Nice, but I think you already know the answer

>>50302554
I made 0.5% this year buying PSTH under NAV and waiting for liquidation. Yeah you could say I'm pretty intelligent for treating sub-NAV SPACs as zero-coupon bonds. It almost makes up for buying at $30 on margin and selling at $22 last year.

>>50302609
Yeah guess i’ll Hold it

Any disadvantages of holding HYG? Its corporate debt but if the face value of it drops you still get the dividend right? So buying here I feel like it will recover eventually while collecting the payouts. Or should I wait until the fed is finished raising?

>>50302612
fixed income is where it's at until this shakes out.

>>50300792
My friend got brain fog, headaches and felt pressure on the back of his head. Turned out to be a benign tumor pressing against his brain. He was 27. Get the fucking screening, retard.

>>50302664
>was

>>50302664
I have this now but it's because I'm hungover.

>>50302664
He was max vaxxed, wasn't he?

>>50301495
Who listened?

>>50302664
This is what Holding does to a man

>>50302675
>>50302682
It was 8 years ago. They excised the tumor and after a couple of months the swelling of the brain following the operation went down and he felt fine again. He is fully recovered now.

>>50302693
>Not holding divi stocks
Ngmi

I am thinking of selling MO for a 20% loss desu.

Buying butterfly spreads are far superior to selling credit spreads

>>50302747
Pussy bitch

My BOIL calls are coming back to life

>>50300655
checked and truthpilled

Just like that we are boiling.

>>50302759
I know the exact closing price of SPY on Dec 29, 2023 and sold ∞% leveraged butterfly spreads with $1 wings that will all expire worthless because SPY will close at exactly that price down to the penny making me a shamalamadingdongshamadillionaire.

>>50302759
commissions/cap req's tho

>>50302791
I bought shares. Boy was I retarded.

>>50302809
>$1 wide wings
Kek

>>50300553
What kind of rhino did you get? My nose started getting boomed by allergies when I turned 20 and I ended up getting the procedure where they basically cauterize the inside of your nose. It worked well for a while.

Now I'm 30 and this summer/year has been miserable for my sinuses, allergies and even rapid temperature/pressure drops trigger them (now I can predict when it's gonna rain 1-2 days before it gets here kek). Not sure if it's because of the vax or genetics (pops said his got way worse at 30 too).

Are you sure it's not fungus or bacteria? Make sure you brush your teeth + back of tongue + gargle at least 2x/day and do a Neti pot 1x/week to get rid of any bad bacteria and fungus. Especially true if you eat a lot of carbs and drink alcohol. If you do this for a few weeks and you notice it helps, it's probably bacteria or fungus

i want a refund

>>50302836
The $1 wings have gotten so small lately. I wouldn't call them wide anymore.

>>50302856
Curious and not trying to be funny, are you a mouth breather? Been forcing myself to breathe only from my nose recently, even during exercise, but my allergies weren’t bad before so I haven’t really noticed a difference in that regard

>>50302878
Before long we will only be able to afford actual butterflies and moths instead of chicken
>We will eat ze bugs afterall

>>50302878
>he doesn't trade the ten cent wide spreads on SPY LEAPS

>>50302641
the disadvantage is that you're holding corporate bonds, which give you few measly % in yield more than TIPS at similar risk levels to stocks

Someone post the earnings reports calendar

I have decided.
I will short UUUU

>>50302930
Thanks. Yeah I did some math and it would take about 20 years to reach 100% gain on HYG with a divy yield of like 5% or so. That can change of course but over 20 years, stocks will be so much better. No reason to not just do stocks. Even with a downturn it will out preform anything else in my roth ira.

>>50302906
When I was little and saw people in movies or TV shows kidnapped with duct tape over their mouths I didn't know how they were supposed to breathe since I couldn't get enough oxygen through my nose unless I was maybe completely at rest and even then only for a minute before I'd start to slowly suffocate. Deep, fulfilling breaths required an open mouth.

I ended up getting a tonsillectomy, adenoidectomy, septoplasty, and turbinate reduction.

Good morning biz. I have TQQQ/SOXL calls. I’m saucin, saucin, saucin on you

>>50302956
>5*20=100

And just like that, SPY will never be above $382 ever again in the entire future of humanity

>>50302975
the only sauce you'll be tasting is my furry bear cum

>>50302956
>>50302641
All in on STLA.

>>50302985
What do you know?

Why dem mf futures be crabbing?

>stock market open imminent, the highlight of my day
>my friends on /smg/ are already online and logged in
>i bought SQQQ at the beginning of the dump yesterday
It's a good day

>>50303024
>dow down 200
>crabbing

I love the smell of nicotine in the morning

>>50303024
Waiting for the bad news to happen so the markets move accordingly.

>he wasn't all in BOTY

I wish I could see into the future so badly so I stop losing money with every action I take.

>>50303117
just do de opposite. ever since i trust my gut feeling i became slightly more successfull

>>50303084
They'll be hiring tranny wrestlers in an attempt to be woke and they'll go broke before you know it.

Oil bucks...

>>50303117
Just tell us exactly when you make a play so we can inverse you. I'll throw you a 6% commission in ebay gift cards or doge

>>50303069
nicotine is burning
the n.gas rises

no more think

when line go down big head get scare want sell

gut ok

trust gut

WOAH DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like I'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! And dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade - listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! It’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. Speaking of which Karen and I have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I’m frigging JACKED man, I’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>50300277
Short Amazon?

>>50300277
>Oil/gas taking a massive shit
You know, I didn't expect them to be so concerned with gas prices meme that they would destroy the economy via contagion. I guess Biden really got pissed at the "I did that" sticker

>>50303241
That's what the average American looks like now.

on what news are we pumping? the CPI leaked?

Why can't someone just nuke Taiwan?

>>50303268
Yup. 8.8%.

>>50303084
>Market cap smaller than some people's portfolios
>Market cap smaller than some people's houses

*farts*
yeah i'm thinking this is priced in

>>50303263
Yes, it's going even better then we planned. Isn't it wonderful?

>>50303291
nice. did you just take a huge dump and it came along like that or are you gonna put a bit more effort in that bait?

Is there any extremely low IV ticker that trades in the 5-15$ range and is a good company? Perhaps consumer defensive

https://www.ordre.pharmacien.fr/Communications/Les-actualites/Monkeypix-evolution-de-la-conduite-a-tenir-pour-les-cas-et-les-personnes-contacts-mise-a-disposition-du-tecovirimat-et-elargissement-de-la-vaccination
July 11, 2022
>The Ministry of Health and Prevention has shared with health professionals developments concerning the management of cases of Monkeypix infection and the associated vaccination strategy.
>An update on the availability of tecovirimat (which should be validated next week by the DGS with possible availability in healthcare establishments)
>tecovirimat (which should be validated next week by the DGS with possible availability in healthcare establishments)

>>50303346
yeah poopydoo enterprises (ticker POO)

>>50302348
I know *my* favorite time to dump 7.5m barrels of crude on the market is 6:50 in the morning.

>>50303268
have to pump so the dump doesn't look so bad. retail still has bags to accumulate.

>>50303358
>investing in Indian companies

>>50303291
nothing has been leaked, its in your head brainlet faggot mumu, delusional. dump soon bros

>CPI is 8+% all year
>Wrap around to 2023
>CPI looks super low because they're YoY numbers
>We declare mission accomplished, cut rates, and start QE again
>In reality it just means the price increases are permanent and everything is still unaffordable
This is what will happen.

>>50303395
So line go up for now?

so green tuesday to offset cpi leaks to the hedgies yesterday?

>>50303404
lol no nasdaq futes minute is forming a head and shoulders
lmao, even

>>50303404
My gut says we bottom in Fall as
>We start looking to 2023
>The end of rape hikes is in sight
>Markets traditionally crash in Sept/Oct
But also, since this is what I expect to happen, it will not happen.

>>50300553
literally just allergic to something
try removing 1 kind of food from your diet at a time

>>50303395
I can believe investors are retarded enough for this to happen

>>50303432
We're bottoming in the fall because thats when Rosh Hashanah is. The current year ends the Shemitah cycle on like sept 26 or something

>>50303432
Won't the Dems try to do something like stimmies or something to pump the market before midterms? Then let it all go to hell afterwards

>>50303474
Fed is retarded enough for it to happen.

europe sanctions Russia. gets rekt instead. cant wait for niggers to be without gibs. we're going fora George groyd insurgency

>>50303481
Moshe knows the tricks

>>50303484
Lel we will never get another stimulus again. People will still be blaming the 2020 stimulus check for inflation 100 years from now.

>>50303514
>Lel we will never get another stimulus again.
UNIVERSAL
BASIC
INCOME

Dems will always find a way to buy votes when they're in trouble.

>>50303514
I thought we were getting inflation relief checks? I mean they really need to do something to help us through this, a couple extra checks would be perfect to help us get through until they pass the $15 minimum wage act.

Noooooo my SOXL puts! Why is it green?

>>50303514
And they'll still be right 100 years from now.

>>50303561
>inflation relief checks
Yeah supply can't keep up with demand so let's print more demand.

>>50303495
It was always a trick from the US and China to cripple the EU permanently. US can easily afford to cut off Russian oil as it is only 2%, and China is trying to get cheap Russian oil, meanwhile the retards in Europe still believe in the economic gravity theory and placed their bets that Russia would never be retarded

If you feel like gambling today buy GOEV calls at open and sell later in the day

>they purposefully hold up supply chains
>destroy crops and food processing facilities
>keep us in constant fear and lock down

It's literally the perfect storm for the market to crash. So why are they doing it? Are they that desperate at eliminating the middle class?

>>50303649
IV probably infinity. POS would have to double today

>>50302971
Why the FUCK did you get surgery on your turbinates?! Enjoy feeling like you’re suffocating for your entire life now

>>50303241
thats one cute nigress going to college

>>50300729
Maybe if you use a real broker and not RH or some other scam, it would fix that problem?

>>50303614
EU has pretty much nothing of value outside of tourism (ruined by migrants), a few high value but overly protected corps, and being consumers.

>>50303395
Kek it doesnt work like that. Its not the CPI report thats the concern in of itself. Its the demand destruction of consumers. They arent looking at the report. They see the price in the store and decline to purchase. That means slowing corporate earnings. QE cant fix that. But the market can actually go up without the fed btw. I know zoom zooms dont realize that.

>>50303684
Since I grew up with a deviated septum from climbing on shit and smashing my face as a kid the doctor said I had "compensatory hypertrophy" of the turbinates where basically the rest of the tissue adapted and grew around it. The turbinate reduction was part of the septoplasty. It's actually pretty based because I can breathe through my nose now.

>>50303697
looks like a tranny

>nasd-ACK! futures drastically outperforming everything
Reminder that absolutely nothing could be more batshit retarded than growth outperforming value in an environment of rising interest rates and a fucking recession. The NASDAQ has sharted 1.5x as hard as the Shit&Piss this year, and that is exactly how it should be. Prepare for absolute maximum ass cancer today, because the NASDAQ futures outperforming can mean only one thing: someone gave brokerage accounts to all the retard wards in the country.

>>50303720
>cars
>medical equipment
>militairy equipment
>nothing of value

>>50303729
you will never have a real nose, no matter how many surgeries you get

>>50303754
Okay.

with CPI reporting tomorrow how do you think SOXL will react to a positive/negative CPI

>>50303729
I used to have trouble breathing hru my nose. A doctor was a client of mine and jokingly told me to put cocaine packs in my nose to eat away some of the lining. I did coke for a few months ( not because of that), but it actually worked, and ever since then I can actually breathe much better

is biden dumping crude oil from the SPR every night really the reason why it tanks every morning, or is that a right wing conspiracy theory?

It's gonna be a meltup today bros. I feel it.

>>50303798
They are off balancing selling oil via swaps. Duh

5 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>50303798
Hes dumping yeah but also probably fear saudi visit will make some big deal to increase production. Not happening but market is preparing for it.

>>50303753
They aren't competitive.

>>50303798
No, the SPR is being raided by Hunter to fund his crack habit this is the reason for the oil dump

If I buy a 0 DTE SPY straddle at open, will there be enough volatility to scalp small profits?

>>50303777
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE I'M LOSING MY MIND

>>50300553
Do you have mold, humidity or something that could cause allergies in your home/room?

>>50303808
We all know is going to do the exact same as yesterday

>>50303798
Check in about 5 minutes if this 99-100 tug of war gets resolved downward with relentless selling pressure for an hour (cf. some Euro hedgie getting liquidated in the span of 10 minutes in the drive from 101 to 99 this morning)

>>50303826
Probably not today

What's the reason for this pre-market pump?

I predict a boring crab day today

>>50303845
Retarded bulltards want you to watch and learn how pepsico stops the recession and inflation.

>>50303720
ASML (Netherland) is the largest supplier of photolithography systems for the semiconductor industry and the sole supplier of extreme ultraviolet lithography (EUV) photolithography machines in the world.

>>50303865
As goes PEP, so goes KO.

As goes KO, so goes the market.

>>50303869
one company cannot support an entire continent.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50303830
Also try go to some other place for a few nights. Camping even and see if theres improvements

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

FUCK WHAT WAS THE THAT

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

WEBARE GREEN
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

i predicted that

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UUUUUOOOOOHHHH

>>50303729
You could have just did some cocaine instead of getting a fake nose.

>>50303915
>i predicted that

BOW DOWN TO YOU NEW MARKET OVERLORD

>pepsi dumping
lmao

>oil
lol. the real pain incoming soon

we can kill bobo, just keep buying

how on god's green earth is the market even green rn

>>50303937
absolute dogshit earning underneath the hood

SQQQ bros...

>>50302204
>Ackman literally says warrants will expire worthless in 2 weeks
>There are still bids
>Implying SPARs will happen
>Implying they will trade for more then $0.05 on the pink sheets
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/PSTH%22

Why would PEP carry the market? They're operating in the food industry. Of course they're doing decent in these times, doesn#t explain why the fuck the NASDAQ would pump on it which is full of overvalued tech shit.

Well I just made 3% on my 0 DTE SPY straddle. I might fuck around with this strategy some more.

WAKEY WAKEY OIL KEKS

Why the fuck are we not dumping?

>>50303980
Oilchud princesses are getting their transition to women and green energy

>>50303954
I mean it makes sense, an anon here a while ago said that oil would reach its peak around july just like in 2008

IF THIS BULLSHIT DOESNT PROVE THE MARKET IS FAKE AND GAY I DUNNO WHAT DOES

CPI LEAKED 2%
>WE'RE SAVED
CPI LEAKED 2%
>WE'RE SAVED
CPI LEAKED 2%
>WE'RE SAVED
CPI LEAKED 2%
>WE'RE SAVED
CPI LEAKED 2%
>WE'RE SAVED
inb4 source

>>50303959
>prices in

>every single fundamental screams doom past 24 hours
>Futures spend vast majority of their time deep red
>Ding ding ding
>STOCKS ARE UP

I loathe this market

>>50303992
because the bond vigilantes are taking a breather

>>50303959

>>50304013
CPI LEAKED 2% MoM
>WE'RE FUCKED
CPI LEAKED 2% MoM
>WE'RE FUCKED
CPI LEAKED 2% MoM
>WE'RE FUCKED
CPI LEAKED 2% MoM
>WE'RE FUCKED
CPI LEAKED 2% MoM
>WE'RE FUCKED
inb4 source

>>50304022
This is fucked. We should be down deep red right now

>>50304017
They are doing every dirty semite trick in the book to make sure us cattle remain penniless and the middle class eliminated.

>>50304037
PEE PEE LEAKED 2%
>POO POO
PEE PEE LEAKED 2%
>POO POO
PEE PEE LEAKED 2%
>POO POO
PEE PEE LEAKED 2%
>POO POO
PEE PEE LEAKED 2%
>POO POO
PEE PEE LEAKED 2%
>POO POO
inb4 source

>>50304044
Always this

>they believed the fud
>they didn’t buy
>>Kys faggots!!!!

>>50304059
BIG if true

This is a sucker's rally

>>50304017
Just watch until we hit the highest inflation yet in 40 years and it's still green lmao

>>50304079
y-yeah just like the 10 before it

>>50304059
/qa/ lost

>>50304086
Inflation is good for stocks

Beyond Meat and Zoom are up.

>retailets see the gas prices fucking crash
>They think this is normal and natural and buy stocks today
TOMORROW THE CRASH WILL HURT

Why is China collapsing their economy with 0 Covid policies?

>>50304110
The current pandemic is only a test of biowarfare response. Xi knows that letting these cases proliferate only opens him up to a real viral attack in a few years.

>>50304110
Crises are just laundry machines. The dirt comes out.

Looks like the big boys baited retail again

>>50304110
The same reason they killed their tech industry that was generating hundreds of billions to their economy, to gain more control

>pepsi beats earnings
>still deep red
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>50304107
Oil is the biggest Lynch pin to the muh inflation thesis. Once oil goes down, inflation will lower and the fed will pivot. It’s so obvious even my 2 year old knows this.

bought some extra WEBS on the second step down, will double down if we get a bigger pump

AAPL bros... Winning is getting tiresome...

>today
Fools pump followed by death hour
>Tomorrow
CPI is really bad so dump

>>50304186
Inflation will go down once we send a buncha kids off to the ukraine to get killed. This will fix the incel problem, the housing demand problem. I mean we can literally solve all of our problems just by sending a half a million zoom zooms to go boom boom.

>>50304239
Show us your plays baggie. I need something to inverse.

BUDDY LOOK AT MICROSOFT COMPUTER

It was a sucker's rally

had my entire futures account liquidated, it was fun

>>50304253
I am holding googl put options.

new thread?

>>50304276
no

baker do ur job (for free)

>>50303798
>>50303836
Now we see if more flat/bullish (or rather "normal") price action resumes in 20-35 minutes and continues for the rest of the day.

YOU WILL PUT A WOMAN ON MARS

What if I unironically just based all my trades on WeBull TA?

>>50303836
>if
>not will

Anon, I…

>>50304350
Can we start with Elizabeth Warren? I really hate that cunt.

BRO DONT LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>>50304388
Well he was asking for evidence, which means you gotta do that "disprovable hypothesis" shit. If we didn't crash I would definitely raise an eyebrow and wonder if they started rescheduling SPR dumps, tee bee aytch.

>>50298824
>>50298824
>>50298824
>>50298824

REUSE.

>>50304422
how pocahontas still has a job i'll never know

>>50302971
Thanks for paying for my new Rolex, cuck!

>>50304460
>>50304460
>>50304460
New

>>50304443
I'm not gay

>>50304110
Xi has a pride on his decisions and never go back. it's his legacy tied to its name. He can't make wrong decision.