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>H-HONEY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE ZESTIMATE. IT'S ACTING UP I NEED YOU TO CANCEL YOUR PLANS AND FIX IT NOW. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/11/homebuyers-are-canceling-deals-at-highest-rate-since-start-of-covid.html

>> No.50298179

>>50297914
'honey bunny I...I know you're mad right now but like I told you before, we're not in this for a quick flip. The zesimate always eventually goes up. Tell you what, I'll finish the back deck on the weekends. It will add at least 20k to the zestimate. Please don't yell at me from the other room when I have my gaming headset on pumpkin.'

>> No.50298403

>>50297914
>THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Incels don't realize the pain.

>> No.50298916
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50298916

>>50298179
Such a cursed and detestable little place this is.

>> No.50299951

>>50298179
Lol...lmao even

>> No.50300672

>>50297914
I'd slap the bitches face so fast it would make her head spin.

>> No.50300686

>>50298179
this is how every man is in a modern marriage, but none will admit it.

>> No.50300710

>>50298403
is marriage life really like this?

>> No.50300771

>>50300710
Yes & also includes shitty sex once a month you soon learn to hate.

>> No.50300795

>>50300771
Feels good to live in a country with martial rape :^)

>> No.50300814

>>50297914
People who own more than one house should be unconditionally executed

>> No.50300828
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50300828

>>50297914
>A blowjob? Excuse me? There is no way in hell I'm putting that disgusting thing inside my mouth unless you have earned it

>> No.50300846

>>50297914
I know married women who act like this. Divorces are going to pile up when the prices actually start crashing hard

>> No.50300853

>>50300771
why do people subject themselves to this life

>> No.50300864

>>50300710
If you want to get some action from time to time, you'll learn to cope. You simply can't argue with women as they're never wrong and don't care about facts.

>>50300795
>martial rape
Sounds interesting, but sadly my country is still peaceful for now.

>>50300828
It may look degrading but that kind of system would be beneficial to most husbands IF it's not rigged in some way.

>> No.50300873

>>50300864
>It may look degrading but that kind of system would be beneficial to most husbands IF it's not rigged in some way.
oh dear.

>> No.50300895
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50300895

>>50300828
How low man has fallen

>> No.50300942

>>50297914
Shut up you dumb bitch and fold the laundry instead of letting it sit in the dryer.

>> No.50300959

>>50300828
if this bitch aint and 11/10 then this is the must beta cuck shit i have ever seen.

>> No.50300973

>>50300853
Tax breaks

>> No.50300996
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50300996

>>50300853
>>50300895
>>50300959
Seething incels mad because they don't have a wifey to give them heckin side-quests

>> No.50301007
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>>50300996

>> No.50301012

>>50300828
"No nagging for a week" means "have an argument about what is or isn't nagging and have that held against you for the next five years"

>> No.50301039

>>50301012
top kek

>> No.50301105

>>50300710
You retards didn’t have a mother?

>> No.50301110

>>50300853
>people
npcs do what the authority tells them to

>> No.50301112

>>50300828
>clean up my throw up after I come home wasted after fucking random guys x6 and you get a BJ
Wtf do cucks really

>> No.50301115

>>50300996
That’s fucking sad

>> No.50301124

>>50301012
>five
They never forget. A female should have her memory wiped like droids in star wars

>> No.50301168

>>50297914
that good feel when your gf knows her place

>> No.50301170
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50301170

>all the cope ITT
me too btw

>> No.50301254
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50301254

>>50297914
Good
I hope houses go back to 150-200k in my area

So i can tell my faggot landlond to fuck off and buy one almost cash

>mfw current down payment on houses is 100k

>> No.50301545

>>50300828
giving women human rights was a mistake

>> No.50301549

>>50300828
Everything in this chart is something that i know i need to do and do it of my own will. I love my kids and there's nothing wrong doing daily chores.
It's something completely normal, which also leads to my wife and myself not having arguments and yeah, we don't have sex like we used to do like when we were starting the relationship, but we try to find at least 1 or 2 times a week to be intimate.
If you guys are incapable of functioning not even in a society, but in the most basic level which is to have your house clean and at least prepare your lunch and eat healthy, at least don't project.
But i'm sure most of you will end up growing up leaving the edgy teenager phase behind and become well adjusted persons in the end.
If not, i feel sorry for you and i hope god shows you some mercy.
Cheerios!

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50301580

>>50297914
I love how all these articles are focused on the last two years like they represent the entire history of the housing market. The reality is we are simply transitioning back to normal market conditions. Prices in some areas will correct but most areas won't see price decreases.

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50301584

>>50301580
stop posting that thumbnail

>> No.50301598

>>50301549
Nice job missing the entire point you fucking moron

>> No.50301606

>>50300795
at least adultery is legal here

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50301608

>>50301584
I do what I want bitch

>> No.50301621

>>50301549
you probably think the holocaust was real

>> No.50301622

>>50301549
Is this a pasta?

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50301634

>>50300996
these aren't even good fantasy tropes

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50301644

>>50298179
this is worse than goreposting.

>> No.50301682

>>50301580
a lot of areas didn't even see price increases during that time. Reality is most price jumps were caused by more people moving to cities, not just investment. Its still cheap in bumfuck nowhere.

>> No.50301688

>>50300864

Troll?

My wife knows i’ll leave her the moment in dissatisfied and so i rarely have any of these problems. The trouble with you fucks is that your women know you would never leave them.
I even told her we’ll only get married on the condition we move to her country because the marriage laws are better and getting a divorce is easy if we have to.

>> No.50301714

>>50300828
>put the toilet seat down for a week
>get to ignore all the other activities because no nagging
Learn to metagame

>> No.50301725

>>50298179
This guy marries

>> No.50301728

>>50301549
zestimate becky sounds like the perfect match for you anon, you will have a wonderful marriage.

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50301731

>>50301682
Also the cost of building new homes hasn't come down. In lower cost communities the cost to build new is far greater than buying an existing house even if you get the land for free.

>> No.50301751

>>50301714
You're forgetting that she gets to decide what constitutes nagging

>> No.50301771
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50301771

>>50300828
>grabs wife
>rapes her
nothin personnel

>> No.50301776

>>50301598
>>50301621
>>50301728
>>50301622 Checked.
Hey look everyone, the boys from the "The only pussy i touched is mommas with my ears when he delivered me" club are here!

>> No.50301875

>wife is the queen
>daughter is the princess
>husband is only a knight
Serious hierarchy problem here.

>lounge belongs to the women
Just kill yourself lmao

>> No.50301892

>>50301875
women forget all the time that the queen is just the king's bitch lmao

>> No.50301920

>>50301776
imagine valuing sex, thats the equivalent to dopamine farming you undisciplined rat. keep dreaming about that sweet pussy bro!

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50301942

>>50301776
>Hey look everyone, the boys from the "The only pussy i touched is mommas with my ears when he delivered me" club are here!

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50301967

>>50301920
>imagine valuing sex, thats the equivalent to dopamine farming you undisciplined rat. keep dreaming about that sweet pussy bro!

>> No.50301994

>>50301967
hahah epic photo good choice!

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50302114

>>50301994
>hahah epic photo good choice!

>> No.50302151

>>50302114
nice collection!

>> No.50302207

>>50300996
Even someone as gay as this nerd has a wife that cooks for him
Chuds btfo

>> No.50302222

>>50300828
>His disciples say unto him: If the case of a man with his wife be so, it is not expedient to marry.
>Who said to them: All men take not this word, but they to whom it is given.
Based apostles knew what's up

>> No.50302302

>>50297914
Shut the fuck up whore and make your husband a sandwich

>> No.50302329

>>50300710
Not if you dont let it and be the man God intended. Women will always fight you on it, and like a sheep being led theyll struggle agaisnt you, but its what they crave. They just cant help. The ones that just absolutely refuse to submit are the ones you want to avoid anyways. God set it up so a woman submits to her husband for a reason. But with power comes responsibility. Be a good leader

>> No.50302341

>>50300771
Quit looking at porn then. Im married, even with kids we still manage to have sex 4 to 6 times a week

>> No.50302362

>>50300828
Whatever woman made this should be fucked into submission and if that fails then she should be beheaded

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50302375

>>50298179
>>50298403
>>50300686
>>50300771
>>50301012
>>50301725
ITT, men who are actually married.

>> No.50302423

>>50301549
Try being 22 and having your wife be an unemployed pot smoker and you still only get tail once a week and she doesn’t clean still. Faggot. Kill me plz

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50302428

>>50302302
>>50302329
>>50302341
>>50302362
Basement dwelling virgin obese 40 year old larper is larping while playing with his micropenis. You'll never own a zestimate

>> No.50302776

>>50302423
>sex once a week
>pot smoker (horny all the time)
>unemployed (home alone all day)
Brother I got bad news for you

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>>50302423
the solution, as always: rape

>> No.50302806

>>50301549
>cheerios

>> No.50302828

wtf's a zestymate?

>> No.50302835

>>50300710
no just stand your ground. my wife respects me and wants me more when I do. its easy to get complacent and give into the other person over time and the dynamic will change with the women keeping the man whipped since the man doesnt respect themselves to begin with. you can’t really blame the women then. women by nature are tigers and have to be tamed

>> No.50302853

>>50302835
I really pity femdom fags because none of this comes naturally to them so they inevitably fuck up their marriage because they try to have their cake and eat it too

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50302881

>>50302428
>youre a basement dwelling incel who uses chicken tenders to tickle his turds and then eats both. If only you were an alphachad like i am

>> No.50302883

>>50302828
>smelly foreigner detected

>> No.50302966

>>50300853
lack of ambition + fear of being alone + codependency issues.

>> No.50303043

>>50300710
Having a girlfriend for longer than two years is like this.

>> No.50303119

>>50302222
checked and based af

>> No.50303125

>>50300853
who’s going to raise your son??

>> No.50303135

>>50300853
also are you 13? it’s hard to care for a home and cook and clean when you work full time. holy fuck all these underageb& and incels kek

>> No.50303143

>>50301105
Yeah but in my family the father was doiminant if anything.
Not totally but a bit more
>>50300828
Good because it is Sodomy

>> No.50303748

>>50297914
First time home buyer looking around here. What is the big deal with home ownership? I can find something pretty decent in NC working my shit managerial job at 32k a year.

>> No.50304077

>>50301580
Are you the mad boomer from the other house thread? Post that Fred inventory chart so I can be sure.

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50304099

>>50300828
>I won't donate your favorite pit stained t shirt
Why do they do this to our clothes? My wife hates that I have a shirt from high school that I can still wear, because of how old it is and because the back is so worn you can see through it easily

It's my shirt. I like it. It's not like I wear it when we go out. Why?

>> No.50304155

>>50300828
White women were a mistake....
>t. every White man alive right now

>> No.50304181

>>50300795
>martial rape
somehow that sounds even more intense than marital rape

>> No.50304206

>>50304181
Isn't that basically what they do in Russian occupied Ukraine?

>> No.50304269

>>50297914
yes hunny

>> No.50304284

>>50301012
>wife admits she needlessly "nags", inflecting her communication with aggression and irritation rather than expressing her needs calmly/clearly like a loving partner
>wife manipulates her husband into doing what she wants and in return she will stop being a bitch and communicate with him like any normal couple should expect to
what a deal

>> No.50304323

>>50300828
why cant men make this for wives

>> No.50304708

>>50304323
>7 BJs in a week
>new pair of shoes

>dinner on the table when I get home
>no beating

Sounds like the 1950s, where's my time machine

>> No.50304752

>use inspect element to fix the zestimate price
Honey, I fixed it

>> No.50305249

>>50302423
that's on you, for marrying an unemployed pothead. you got what you signed up for

>> No.50305539

>>50303748
Also all these milliennials and zoomers saying they'll literally never own a home when plenty of decent houses are available to people who saved up a bit.

>> No.50305594

>>50304099
woman is the nigger of the world

>> No.50305625

>>50304708
things actually used to be like this
and it was beautiful

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>>50304099
>tfw all of these great band shirts i got at shows decades ago
>better throw them out i dont like them and neither should you

>> No.50305648

>>50298179
The most blackpilling thing I've read in aeons
>war... war never changes

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>>50297914
>>50298179
>>50300771
>>50300828
>>50300996
islam is right about women

>> No.50305719

>>50300828
>12 pack of beer every 6 or less days.

total fucking bullshit.