/biz/ - Business & Finance

I own no stocks

poopy

>>50289700
and thats a good thing

>right from elons twitter
what game is he even fucking playing anymore, inflating twitter stocks only to pull a lol nope and run.

This market is the gayest shit I've ever seen.

ah!

>>50289700
Wait a second... you can hang out in /smg/ without losing $1k+ a day?

>>50289700
Lucky.

QUACK QUACK QUACK

>>50289690
The worst part about this is that he sorta looks like me, just with a less round face.

I want to short the New York Times

is this smart

I bought my mom Netflix puts

>>50289747

WHY ISNT BLACKSTONE FALLING

WHY ISNT LMT DIPPING

WHY CANT I GET A SARK ENTRY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50289724
no way he actually does that

I want Meltman in my office right now Clara! He has to answer for this! Where is the melt up he promised! All I see is a meltdown! Lying piec of shit.

>>50289747
literally (You)

>>50289747
I thought only wh*tes we're on 4chan not ambiguous mulatto hybrids. 2016 pol lied. Im out.

>>50289700

>Finally! My strategy for the rest of this year is finished! Nothing can interrupt my momentu-

sold my svix at 9.5% profit
sold my upro at 8% profit


it's a hard trade but someone's gotta do it.

name a more based grocery store

>>50289890
Smart & Final.

>>50289890
Trader Jose

>>50289729
trying to buy it for 20 billion instead of 50

>>50289890
Fresh Market

I have never seen an electric scooter hog driving around in one of them.

>>50289890
The forest.

>>50289724
>bro just get dementia at 50 or you'll never make it

>>50289890

>>50289917
disgusting.
>>50289915
never heard of it

>>50289890
Lidl

>>50289890
Simple as.

>>50289936
based
>>50289933
you mean this?

Stop resisting

Bobos will be redeemed this week

I am hearing preliminary reports that it is, indeed, fucking OVER. Further speculation suggests it never even began. Can anyone confirm??

>>50289938
6/10
>>50289947
isn't that just the euro version of Aldi?
>>50289949
that's a warehouse, not a grocery store

>>50289729
i fucking hate elon again
he was supposed to be the savior of twitter

but now hes just a buyers remorse goober who is gonna have to give the faggot leftists a billion dollars to walk away from the deal
he can still redeem himself if he buys it and cleans house, but he wont.

>>50289985
>

Ahem.
I repeat
POOPY

>me and my TQQQ calls

>>50289984
Bad earnings all around to be expected. Coupled with hot CPI and the market is kill

>>50290001
Aldi and Lidl are both german you absolute melt

>>50289985
I've been connecting with a few of my back channels. It's over and they're pulling the rug as we speak. We have about 2 weeks until it completely collapses. Prepare accordingly.

What did they mean by this?

>>50290008
>>50289919
>muh bots!
He knew it was an issue for years so im not sure why he put such a high bid on it in the first place. he could always clean up when he buys it but I honestly don't think he even wanted to in the first place

>>50289890
Kroger

>>50289729
it must be a really bad buy if they try to force him buy it, a sinking ship

i can see fb dying quickly, also netflix. twitter may have longer life span however most people use twitter now over other dumb social medias

>>50289978

What dafuq is up with PTON
Yeah it’s a shitstock, but why now

>>50290026
Amsterdam jetsetter bros...

Damn this market is bearish lol just look at charts

>>50290019
I guess that's why the Aldi Mart near me is always full of Muslims.

FUCK. Gonna be a bad week

>>50290019
THERE ARE NO LIDIS IN THE US. BUT YES THEY ARE OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY. SAME FUCKING THING

cock and balls pattern forming on the s&p. watch out for the cumshot. it is pointing down btw

>>50290026
USD BROS WTFWT

>>50290026
Russia laughing all the way to the bank

>>50290026
currencies are adjusting to rates and economical strength, euro was long time overvalued. usa have better economy, less taxes, higher interest rates and no braindead immigration problem.

>>50290071
What onahole did you order anon?

>>50290026
does this mean i dont need a passport anymore

All you had to do is invest in CS:GO cases /smg/.
We're hitting new ATHs.
>t. bought at 0.03.

>>50290026
just a little more eurobros! We're in this together! For Ukraine!

ruh roh

>>50290100
No more CRSR
No more NEGG
I've found my new love

This is just fucking ridiculous....

>>50290095
>no braindead immigration problem.
lol

WHY did the stock market give up?

>>50290100
good luck cashing out

pic is from the day after christchurch shooting

>>50290026
Europe is collapsing.

>>50290129
As far as red days lately go this isnt even that bad

>>50290073
>BUT YES THEY ARE OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY. SAME FUCKING THING

>Aldi is the common company brand name of two German multinational family-owned discount supermarket chains operating over 10,000 stores in 20 countries. The chain was founded by brothers Karl and Theo Albrecht in 1946, when they took over their mother's store in Essen. Wikipedia
>Founded: 1961, Essen, Germany
>Headquarters: Essen, Germany
>Founders: Karl Albrecht, Theo Albrecht

>THERE ARE NO LIDIS IN THE US

>Lidl Stiftung & Co. KG is a German international discount retailer chain that operates over 11,000 stores across Europe and the United States. Headquartered in Neckarsulm, Baden-Württemberg, the company belongs to the Schwarz Group, which also operates the hypermarket chain Kaufland. Wikipedia
>Founded: 1932, Germany
>Headquarters: Neckarsulm, Germany
>Parent organizations: Schwarz Gruppe, Dieter Schwarz Stiftung Gemeinnützige Gesellschaft Mit Beschränkter Haftung
>CEO: Gerd Chrzanowski (Sept 2020–), Ignazio Paterno (Aug 2019–)


bruh

>>50290026
What did Eurofags think was going to happen?
>>50290047
Good, META and Netflix need to die.

>>50290097
It was a silicone keyboard condom and some rose/orange blossom water for tea that i've really taken a liking to.

>>50290150
>good luck cashing out
Sell for crypto at a 10% discount.
Cash out $.
Simple as?
>>50290128
YGMI.

>mumu's thought we were going to have a reversal and end green today
Anons ooooOooooOOoOoOoOOo’ing at the 1pm scalp

>>50290100
thanks for telling us your sekret plan 3 years later
i trust you with my money

IMAGINE THAT A WHOLE DECADE OF NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES ADVERSELY AFFECTS THE CURRENCY

>>50290026
>zoom out

>>50290185
dumb exuberant greedy cows get slaughtered

Damn. Look at that straight drop on AAPL. Fuck.

>>50290202
cope

>>50290185
My SOXL $10p are going to PRINT

wow what an amazing twist ending
shocker!

dump morning with a lunchtime reversal and then into a sour hour
nobody, i mean NOBODY could have predicted this

>>50290199
Can you imagine that? A whole decade of negative interest rates adversely affects the currency.

>>50290187
There are always new opportunities.
I didn't shill any cases I hold just saying the ROIs are insane.

>>50290204
They’re running out of cope.... P-p-p-priced in!

>>50290047
>i can see fb dying quickly, also netflix.
This recession might be a depression if blue chip tech dies like that. Huge wake up call, the financial crisis morale was bad enough as is with Lehman Brothers and GM (GM was a shell of themselves but still) going bankrupt

SO, WHAT IS IT SMG

Will we see disinflation followed by a rally in equities?
Or will the fed keep hiking till EOY?

>>50290001
If Costco isn't a grocery store then why come I buy all my groceries there?
Checkmate retard.

TWTR
hava_nagila.mp3

>>50290260
Jerome will do at least one more hike. After that i don't know.

Anything I should add?

>>50290290
im long

>>50290008
Spin just join us over at Truth Social.

Well, that was dumb.

>>50290260
The rape hike will continue until something breaks, we haven’t even started real QT yet

>>50289797
Where the fuck were you last week?

>>50290008
He got to dump a lot of shares of tsla without looking suspicious

Do people really not notice this?

>>50290260
yield pushing down like it's doing now and equites rallying more likely

At this rate my account will be zero in a few months

>>50290299
Muh unemployment (which in fairness isn't bad but no one seem to give a shit)

so is everybody thinking that inflation will be lower than last months report? so it will be bullish news and there will be a pump?

so uh CPI won't be higher than last months right? right?

shrimple as that

>>50290359
Inflation will be higher than estimated, but it will pump for a few days anyway, then dump lower

I think I'm going back to watching anime regularly.
The last series I watched was "made in abyss" at the end of last year.

>>50290026

>>50290232
Um no, actually it's Putins fault

>>50290303
Fed put
Vanna charm
Max pain
Us debt service
Melt up
Negative GDP is ackshully a good thing for stocks

>>50290057
They recently had earnings? Either way, it's a very niche luxury product. At least AAPL has shit that generally useful. Might short them if things look nice.

>>50290202
This chart confused the fuck out out of me, because I was sure I remembered that it first existed in '99, but google tells me that it was some kind of shadow currency before that.

>zombie duncan
>breaking bad: melange edition
I thought you guys said this book was good

>>50290413
Fuck ment for>>50290299

>>50290383
The last series I watched was Mankitsu Happening. I dunno why I watched the whole thing.

>>50290034
shut the fuck up you massive retard

>>50290154
Especially as Euro ded, DXY Chad, and yields smashed. Very strange.
I guess people are still not scared bc JPOW going to pivot.
Pivoters BTFO

>>50290413
>Max pain
isnt SPY max pain currently at like $385

There is a Vishnu in the NYSE

>>50290026
I mistimed my vacation to Europe scheduling it in May, but with how the currency is devaluing like a shitcoin maybe I'll take a trip there again in September so they can once again suck my big fat US Dollar having cock.

What kind of a BULLSHIT day was today? Where the fuck was power hour?

>>50290366
This you?
Well played

Sure is getting warmer out there. Temperature going up like that interest rate. Here is to higher inflation bond rates. Get fucked in the ass equityniggers. We are going to 20 percent I bonds.

SPY to $0

>>50290442
n..no u

Like last time. You'll know when the CPI is bad. They'll start DUMPING IT tomorrow mid-session.

>>50290472
Euros are going to be absolutely seething at the hordes of fat, sweaty, rude mutts flocking to travel in their recession ridden continent, but they won't say a damn thing and be begging for every single USD.

ahem

>>50289690
I'm no stocks but looking to start. Any advice on what app to use. I went to the broker chooser and am thinking about TD, anyone have any advice on which they use?

>>50290472
i'll have you know that if putin doesn't turn the fookin gas tap back on in 10 days we'll gladly grill fat americans for heating and sustenance purposes by september

even if this months CPI report is bad, next months for sure is going to look better with how much gas went down from mid june until now. gas near me went from $5.30 to now $4.60

>>50290034
>>50289919
Between his sinking leverage with Tesla stock, and the overall downturn in tech Elon loses far less by backing out than any discount on Twitter. Plus the damage has been done to twitter; after court he will spend 14 billon dollars just to troll twitter.

>>50290564
Sorry mate American fat does not meet EU health and safety standards

>>50290569
Damn, I'm in Jew York and mine only dropped about 50 cents. 30 cents if using credit card.

>>50290260
The irony is that while Jerome hikes, the rest of the world enters into a depressionary collapse due to unpayable dollar debts in EM combined with an energy crisis across Europe.
This kills future investments in production capacity, and guarantees pricing for key imports will stay inflated for years to come.

>>50290569
Ironically, the natural gas plants exploding has been a huge boon for the US in some ways. 20% reduction in export capacity is killing arbitrageurs ability to even out global energy prices

>>50290564
Bullish

>>50290594
>he thinks the EU will still exist by september
i don't know if i've made myself clear. your excessive belly fat will meet just about every health and safety standard still in place by that point, trust me.

>>50290602
So a stronger US dollar = weaker global market?

>>50290618
handy guide to which states I can live in without needing to worry about my groundwater being contaminated with frack juice

*knock knock*

>>50290681
That's a fair assessment. USDX tracks the dollar against other forex

>>50290681
Yes, most debt is issued in USD, so with rising interest rates this debt becomes increasingly expensive. Sum that up with high energy costs and you have the recipe for economic devastation.

GME launches NFT marketplace. Lollll bottoms definitely not in. SPX to 3,000 EOM

>>50290707

>>50290202
>zoom out
>to see that this only happened right before two huge recessions

On a scale of 1-10, how wrecked will I be on Wednesday /smg/

>>50290366
GAIN-A

>>50290741
Power to the players.

*banned for racism* ??? At least dollar almost hit parity today.

They have forgotten.
I will remind them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE

>>50290766
Shit.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50290681
>>50290738
This but the US is also the biggest importer in the world. When dollar is strong it actually makes foreign goods cheaper. Which translates to cheaper imports. It also makes our goods more expensive so all that wheat and corn we ship overseas becomes more expensive meaning food across the board is more expensive. It's good for America as it also reinforces. USD is indeed global currency. The only people actually reeeing are Globalist (Euros and fucking Leafs).

>>50290738
>USD does poorly
>Debt is cheap, which actually means a weak economy
>USD does well
>Debt is expensive, which actually means a strong economy
Funny.
I guess stuff really does go in cycles. That would mean foreign markets should outperform the US for a year, no?

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1546591529208365057
>CPI DATA TO BE HIGHLY ELEVATED
>CPI DATA TO BE HIGHLY ELEVATED
>CPI DATA TO BE HIGHLY ELEVATED
it's over

Should be fun
Don't come to the US stock market Wednesday our resident ape says so

Cramer called "a bottom" it's freaking over. We're done.

Opened an account with Fidelity, and they locked my account really quickly. I called them and they said it was terminated and I should go elsewhere, and no information would be provided. Anyone have any idea of what happened? And any recommendations for an alternative?

>Shemitah's anagram is "ahem this"
W-What would "this" be, bros?

>>50290901
>Cramer called "a bottom"
So another -25% on the SPY.

>>50290872
>ASMB stock ladies!

>>50290883
god fucking damn it here we go again

>>50290921
Deez nuts

>>50290932
At the very least.

>>50290883

AAAAAAAAAAA

THE F.E.D. PIVOT IS CANCELLED FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>50290556
Who says Arabic scholarship is dead?

>>50290602

The dollar being pumped up to cannibalize US vassal states (lessening our problems at their expense) over our domestic political concerns only hastens its end by incentivizing those vassals to look to alternatives.

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/currencies/dollar-dominance-russia-china-rouble-yuan-brics-reserve-currency-imf-2022-6

Once again it's nothing but myopic arrogance and short term thinking by US leadership. DXY will rise even as the dollar loses absolute global importance. It's nothing but a measure of how much of a beating we're dishing out to our spineless lackeys.

>>50290883
All they need to do is remove Housing, food, and fuel from the CPI and every thing will be fine.

>>50290883
>>50290891
>>50290901
blessed sequence of posts

>>50290912
I use interactive brokers because it has low fees and a bot trading API.

>>50290883
Wait the last time they said highly elevated it was just slightly elevated, so the market will now price slightly elevated based on this guidance, and if it's not slightly elevated we're tanking on announcement

>>50290883
Someone desperately needs the market to crash back to SPX 3600 before the CPI reading comes out.
Wonder what it means?

>>50290232
Shut up Albert.

fuck it just give us 200bps and nuke this shit

SIGA sissies it is so over :(

>>50290971
>the last time WH came out with a CPI warning
>Cramer calling bottom
it's unironically over

What skills do you have for when society collapses?

>he didn't look at bonds today

>>50290976
I’m an absolute newbie, still good, even if i’m from the US?

>>50290901
He's bullish for this 2nd half too
We're done

>>50290883
Bring it

>>50291051
Why does he hate America?

>>50290026

Feels good being a eurochad with most assets in USD

>>50290877
Yes, but if you push foreign exporters to bankruptcy (Sri Lanka) it will come to bite us back in the ass in the form of shortages. Globalization is embedded in the entire world economy, you cant have just one loser.

I was literarily just thinking "hey they haven't done any damage control for CPI yet, maybe everything will be better this time" then like fucking clockwork this shit happens

>>50291025
>>50291085
I thought CPI only met expectations and the market rallied last time they did damage control?

>>50290202
When it first came out in 1999 it pumped like crazy because it was new and everybody wanted to get on board, but then people realized they were actually woke as fuck and catering to commies and muslims, so they've stopped fomoing and have started noping the fuck out of there. It's like the old saying goes, "Get woke, go broke."

>futures already taking a shit

>>50290575
How much do you think Tesla is worth?

How about Space x?

How about Starlink?

>>50291047
I'm in Canada. Interactive Brokers has a nice web interface too. You can open a free demo account.

>>50291085
If it's like clockwork, then why haven't you profited off it?

>>50291122
Thanks!

>>50291106
Just short tech in general, its time to call bullshit.

WATCH OUT!! A Complete LOCK UP OF THE SYSTEM WILL OCCUR!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vY16huG8G0

>>50291106
Tesla isn't worth shit, but space x and starlink are US Mil assets, if Tsla breaks into the defense industry they will be a buy

lost the money i planned to buy a bike rack with

>>50291141
Buy SARK

>>50289690
Are you guy buying more AMZN stonks?

They are developing cancer vaccines.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1546576516338688000

>>50291184
>vaccines
Everybody and their gramma selling vaccines nowadays

>>50291156
Il Duce says don't be a poor faggot and sell your puppy doggo.

>>50291175
God is telling you bikes are gay

>>50291184
LOL wut
How would that even work, cancer isn't a virus

>>50291156
SAVE THE DOGGOS!

>>50291184
>>50291085
>>50291025

Just remember if you want to make silly and degenerate plays, you can sell a put at market price and buy a call to get extreme leverage exposure

How are we feeling about CPI data?

better than expected or worse than expected?

>>50291212
true. my grandma sold me a vaccine the other day. but now i'm pretty sure that the needle was just full of 100% pure crack cocaine. silly grandma.

>>50291231
The word vaccine has lost all meaning

>>50291029
Its actually what I have been fucking wondering this last couple of weeks, at least I dont have kids.

>>50291249
Yes.

>>50291253
Literally true - they redefined it 3 times over the last decade

>>50291231
i'm not a vaxxer but, without reading, i am guessing it is about training the immune system to recognize markers on cancer cells so it mobilizes and destroys them

>>50291078
Sri lanka is an island that relies on goods, fuel, and material from India, its been in a trade deficit since its inception as a nation. How the fuck does it count as a foreign exporter? maybe if you're a bonger as it exports Tea and shitskins.

>>50291249
For some reason I'm thinking the white house is just saying that shit, so when numbers comes out and it's not as bad as people assumed, the market will rally hard. That's probably just autism speaking but.. maybe

>>50291029
I want to kill jews and niggers so bad my dick is hard. Does that count?

why is USD pumping so much? What is going on and how's it going to fuck us in the long term?

>>50291320
USD is a flight to safety. Global economy is collapsing and people don't trust their home currency, so they flock to USD.

>>50291283
Sri Lanka just happens to be the first one to default. Think deeper fren.

>>50291348
Jews/Fed buying debt. The dollar is the final bubble to burst.

SIGA and CMRX GAYSEX BROS, ITS OVER

>>50291249
Positive "surprise". Tomorrow is the last attempt at a retail investor suckout for the next 2-3 months.
The dollar is on a path to destroy everything, but it won't happen this month.

>>50291272
I don't think that's possible

>>50291156
Bullish for SIGA and CMRX and the biotech sector.
How do we get into the war economy ?

Revised list for mumu cope

>>50291249
It's going to be much worse, white house would not be warning, they need to appear in control so they are trying to get ahead of it

>>50290737
whats the difference between DXY and USDX

>>50291348
Normies can only buy so much, governments and corporations don't trust USD as much as they used to. I bet chinaman oligarchs are not buying up western assets right before the invasion of Taiwan

>>50290901
Our time.

>>50291370
Winner winner chicken dinner
The unprecedented actions by central banks after 2008 was an attempt to use tax dollars to patch fatal holes in the dollar reserve system, holes which never went away and are now unraveling the tapestry itself.

>>50291427
DXY is an index maintained by holdovers from the Confederacy.

It excludes any...colored currencies.

if we open green tomorrow this market is fake and gay

>>50290891
>I expect
her papers say to expect

>>50290891
>Jean-Pierre
Qui?

>>50291370
Yeh, thats endgame

>>50291444
i thought they were different

>>50291444
Based

>>50291496
He's making a joke about how "DXY" sounds like "Dixie", Confederacy stuff

>>50291482
she's a hatian muff diver

>>50291444
Based trips of trading truth.

>>50290891
*heavy breathing intensifies*

I bought the top of LABU last week. What am I in for?

>>50291552
>6.) Powell will try QE and helicopter money again... won't work
Au contraire, it will work very well. For OIL.

>>50291560
Biostocks are the crypto of the stock market. You bought an etf filled with pajeet scams. You have a gambling problem

>>50291560
how can I buy labu in europe?

>be a mumu
>get fucked
>switch to being a bobo
>get fucked again
>switch back to being a mumu
>get fucked even harder

>>50291604
Being wishy-washy in any discipline is a recipe for disaster.

>>50291522
Thank you for helping explain my dumb joke to that anon. Have a Bog: >>>/wsg/4623494

>>50291604
The true discipline is the resting bull. The market always wants to go up but events in life can drastically lower that. You have to be vigilant but not wanting either a complete crash or a complete rise

>>50291604
Go to bed Cramer

>>50289890
Here you go

>>50291604
Bulls and Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered

>>50291613
I can't help it. I'm a wishy-washy person. I have no core beliefs anymore, and no personality. I just go with the flow
>>50291656
ok
>>50291667
no

you guys see this shit

>>50291693
Wolves feast on all of them.

>>50291711
>that flag

>>50291711
BUDDY

>>50291695
>I just go with the flow
Anon, don't become Nietzsche's last man.

September 26th

>>50291613
If he inversed all his decisions he'd be rich you dumb fuck

>>50291711
TSLAQ people finally get to coom

6 MORE MONTHS AND I WILL BE ABLE TO PURCHASE ALL OF EUROPE FOR A SINGLE DOLLAR LETS GO

>>50291777
Checked
Honestly I think it would have just crabbed through in a typical market year, but with the FUD swirling around the way it is? It's going to be a bloodbath.

>>50291427
same thing different ticker

>>50291777
Shemitah ends?

I've been in a coma since Friday, what's up?

> The dollar may reign supreme, but it will never own the SOVL OF EVROPA

What would happen to my account if I shortedTESLA the coming days?

>>50291761
I think it's too late for that. I am the most pointless, useless, and forgettable man alive

>>50291595
Any suggesttions?? I'm on SMARTrecovery now finding anonymous gambling addiction centers in my area. I will talk about my addiction of trying to time leveraged etfs

>>50291958
UOOOOOOHHHH THIS EURO BRAT LOOKING DOWN ON USD! LOOKS LIKE SOME RATE CORRECTION IS IN ORDER!

>>50291962
You will print some money fren, Tesla and Apple are holding the Nasdaq togethet but AMD and NVidia are going to take the whole show down in earnings

>>50291958
I like to listen to the first minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkuGiM267Lg

>>50291962
>>50291962
Don't short it, instead play with leverage!
This spread will only cost you $50, has a maximum gain or loss of $50,000 (depending on the depth of movement) and a delta of -291. In other words, for every dollar it goes down, you make $300, and for every dollar it goes up, you lose $300. If you're playing CPI, you can hold it for a day or two, then exit it at a large profit or loss.

>TSLA fell 6% today
>$50/share
>Spread would have potentially earned or lost you $15,000 if you called the direction right

I have just received notice that I may soon have to spend a lot of money to cover a very necessary expense...

I now NEED the market to go up. Oh my God. Please tell me that it will go up /smg/ I need someone to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

>>50291962
TSLA is a manipulated shitcoin. A big chunk of Tesla's profit are carbon credits.

>>50290883
bruh just redefine CPI to not include the stuff making it so high like bruh it's so easy

>>50292055
>Nigger rapes are as high as 40%!
>What if we just legalized rape?
>No longer any crime
We did it, Reddit!

>>50292073
>Tfw no Black on Black crime rate ETF

>>50292047
Shit, ok ummm the market might go full irrational and turbo pump!

I may be retarded but why do I never hear a thing about CDs in /smg/? Or are they lumped in whenever people talk about bonds?

>>50292086
>>50292047
I mean, it might. Or it might not.
It depends on how bad the CPI is, how hard they fake numbers, and how the media spins it. Most people think it is VERY BAD. But that means the market might have already priced it in. You know economists and insiders probably have done so already.

>>50292085
There are prison REITs like GEO. I

>>50292086
>>50292105
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>50292097
Maybe if CDs returned any meaningful amount of money, they'd be more popular. They used to be ridiculous back in the 80s, so I've been told. Like a free +8% for a year long CD.

I just checked, my bank right now is offering 1.39% for a year long CD, minimum deposit of 10k.

God fucking damn I wish boomers would rope themselves.

what stock from this list would you feel confident in buying

>>50292085
You get priced out immediately as it starts at 1mil/share

>Bear market tanking for 6 months
>Crypto overleveraged and crashing
>FED corruption
>SEC FUD shilling
>CFTC compromised
>DTCC complicit
>Hedgefunds found to be using swaps to hide shorts
>AMC distraction continues to pump and dump
>wallet launched
>stock dividend coming
>nft marketplace launched

ALL PREDICTIONS ARE COMING TRUE. MOASS IS IMMINENT

>>50292135
AAPL. (say period)

>>50292135
I have AMD and AAPL bull debit spreads right now.

>>50292135
>GME -14.88% YTD

>>50292148
Your retardation aside, can you elaborate on this point?
>Hedgefunds found to be using swaps to hide shorts

>>50292135
If i were a single company stock kind of person i would do some serious research on Shopify's numbers. If they survive that is the rocket ship that mosts interests me.

>>50292135
Amazon
amd
soxl

>>50292148
not in this thread fren, you hodling son of bitches are saving a fully rotten dead corpse

>>50292133
Ah, fuckin minimum deposit. Sounded like a goodish side-deal otherwise for the broke and risk averse.

>>50290809
>almost
Anon...

>>50292170
Archegos was found to be using swaps to hide shorts, just like Citadel and others. When you are the designated market maker for a stock the possibilities for abuse are even bigger

>>50292135
Adobe

>>50292218
Right, but how could swaps (which I understand to be overnight cash rate swaps) be used to fudge short numbers? Volume is volume, so what are the mechanics of that?

>>50290245
>fb
>netflix
>blue chip tech

>>50292234
>which I understand to be overnight cash rate swaps
No, they are stock swaps with an infinite timeframe if you can cook the books for enough leverage.
>Volume is volume
Volume disappears in dark pools and OTC bulk trades, or straight up CFDing shares away.

>>50290245
Facebook and Netflix are barely tech.

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>>50291711
All of elons ploys were just a way to offload tsla stock

>>50289724
/fit/ is leaking

>>50289724
post body

>>50292236
Yes
>>50292274
I guess

>>50292301
>Gamestop sells NFTs
>it's still not at $20
The stock market hasn't healed itself yet.

>>50292273
Thanks, I'll keep that knowledge locked away somewhere and never use it.

>>50292409
No problem, keep getting scammed by the rich and their PFOF platforms and many illegal security fraud problems that are so complex the regular voter doesn't give a flying fuck.

>>50292444
checked
fuck bakers
fuck jannies

>>50292435
>keep getting scammed by the rich and their PFOF platforms
What I meant was that I'll never be in a position to take advantage of the manipulation, only be aware that it is happening and try to minimize its effects on me.
I use an actual brokerage (Questrade) so I don't participate in PFOF shit like Robinhood (though I am aware of how MM's generally operate)

>>50292043
This is insanity.

>>50292105
I stopped believing in “priced in” entirely after the last CPI

>>50292444
New bread

>>50292491
>>50292491
>>50292491

How was the chic fil a, bro. I had that shit for lunch and I regret it. I always over eat and feel like shit the rest of the day. I don't understand fat people like rocker or gookfu at all

>>50292135
Any of the tech. I wouldn't go long on anything until next Wed tho.