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HAPPENING

>> No.50287483
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SERS!!!!

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Does someone have the OC of ran with her arms crossed next to the arrow going down? Been looking for it.

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OMFG!!!!!!! ITS A COMMERCIAL FOR US TRANSPONIES!!!!

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>Trans girls named Lilith
The tranni are vampires?
Makes sense.
>Their blood is upon them.

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the village has decided not to redeem

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I guess coffee actually is bad for you

>> No.50287520

>>50287512
do articles like that actually hit the front page?

>> No.50287523
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/CASHGANG/ ROLL CALL
>/CASHGANG/ ROLL CALL
/CASHGANG/ ROLL CALL

REPORT IN, CASH CHADS!

>> No.50287536

just had 4 day vacation abroad. was fun boozing and walkin a lot with the gf. felt good to stay away from the markets too.

had a dream before i went that i lost half my folio funds. glad im all cash now mostly and after that i am scared to make plays.

>> No.50287543

>>50287512
Anything to make the vaxxies feel better

>> No.50287547

>>50287520
Front page news is all complete bullshit now to deflect from actual news since current state of affairs is so God awful.

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Gay sex bros, be prepared to slurp at a moments notice. This won't be easy but we will see a $1 trillion market cap.

>> No.50287554 [DELETED] 

>>50287520
>express .co. uk
Yeah, I imagine so.

>> No.50287563

>thinks about checking smg to see if there's any even that could explain the change in market direction
>remember it's just a bunch of total fucking faggots doing everything they can to make the board and website completely unusable
>check finviz instead
Does anyone know of a good subreddit?

>> No.50287573

How the fuck does the dollar just continue getting stronger. Is there any currency that can stop it?

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>> No.50287578

>>50287512
out of all the drugs/alcohol/cigarettes ive done only coffee gave me a month long withdrawal

>> No.50287579

>>50287563
>explain the change in market direction


no one can.

>> No.50287582

>>50287563
r/whyamigay

>> No.50287585

>>50287563
stay poor retard, lmao

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Small caps...

>> No.50287590

>>50287579
>>50287585
QED

>> No.50287600

>>50287552
>must not have sex

this is why they killed Abe...

>> No.50287603

>>50287547
>>50287554
what if they release stealth articles that get little attention like that so when people google about blood clots, the top results are packed with articles about muh "coffee" and "global warming"

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>>50287563
>Does anyone know of a good subreddit?

>> No.50287612

>>50287512
I was complemented on my sticky blood by a nurse once, she said it clotted really fast and saved her time.

>> No.50287620

>>50287590
you the same faggot from last week who was insisting that every single move of the market be spoonfed and explained to him in detail?
could you not figure out how to use reddit?

>> No.50287635
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>>50287590

just because you can add some news event that makes sense to a market move doesnt mean its the reason it moves. u dum fagit

>> No.50287638

>>50287620
>Yet another totally real anon here to talk about the stock market instead of just be the hugest fucking faggot possible.

>> No.50287639

>>50287620
i mean imagine coming to 4chan for financial advice in the first place instead of a place to shitpost with your fellow money losing neet bros

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>>50287563

>> No.50287656

>>50287635
>Yet another genius here to talk about reality and how it works.
Yeah all phenomena in existence is totally independent and chaotic. Not event has ever impacted the stock market. Thanks for your amazing correct thoughts.

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>>50287512
People have to realise that as years go on in the modern era, more and more biased "experts" will pop up and make claims about something they don't like. As with everything like this, wait for the peer reviews

>> No.50287665

>>50287656
>complains about faggots ruining the thread
>is the single biggest thread ruining faggot in the thread

>> No.50287666

>>50287563
phaggit

>> No.50287671

>>50287638
fuck you and your entitled whiny bullshit
of all the worthless shit on /smg/ you are, individually and specifically, the single most worthless part now that that kpop faggot is dead or whatever
literally gtfo my secret club you cocksmoking piece of shit

>> No.50287673

>they're literally talking about whether or not coffee is bad for you

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>>50287461
Nothing ever happens

>> No.50287681

It's pumping again lol
Lmao people talking of bear markets and recessions must be feeling so stupid rn

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red lum here, no i'm not dead
working on a long ass uy video
thought i'd mention you all

>> No.50287687

>>50287512
Vaxxies city dwellers all consume coffees. Good target to shift the blame to when all the heart problems start rolling out

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SQQQties.... what happened???

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Should I sell my blood for more money to invest with?

>> No.50287697

I hate spooks so fucking much. It should be a quarantine for the most soulless fucking idiots in our society, and instead they get to be in charge of manipulating the public and harassing people.

>> No.50287698

>>50287681
>It's pumping
vix still up almost 6%, until that reverses i wouldnt get too comfy

>> No.50287702

>>50287681
Low volume tard retail pump. They will pay the toll, don’t you worry.

>> No.50287705

>>50287578
I'll be fine after 1 day of heavy drinking. I'll have withdrawal symptons from nicotine cessation for maybe about 5 days. I have been trying to quit caffeine all fucking year and the best I can do is 4 days. Holy fuck.

>> No.50287718

>>50287689
closed my SQQQ calls at 12:20 but if this dead cat bounce goes much higher i'll buy back twice as many
this pump is absolutely fake and gay

>> No.50287719

>>50287705
yeah really makes you think when one of the strongest and most addicting chemicals is the most widely socially prevalent and socially acceptable ones

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How do I profit off Kani market

>> No.50287736

We're pumping to +2% again on the S&P aren't we

>> No.50287748

>>50287705
once you get past the headaches it's not so bad
excedrin takes off the edge but doesn't take you out of withdrawal so you can sleep the rest off
make sure you drink enough water and you can get off caffeine addiction and use it as a tool

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>>50287718
i started the morning with 5000 SQQQs but i still have 2000 left

its a fake and gay pump for sure. faggy lunchtime reversal shit. I am waiting to see sour hour

>> No.50287789

>>50287656
no its the institutions that is moving the market. not your news events.

>> No.50287810

@zerohedge
10m
BlackRock: Don't BTFD!

>Inverse within inverse

>> No.50287812

>>50287671
Don't be a jerk man give him some financial advice.

>>50287638
I'll tell you a play I've been looking at. Buy REITs and gold right now while they're still down. Trust me, you'll need land and gold in pocket for the second half of this year.

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>>50287512
Found a picture of me after my morning pot of coffee.

>> No.50287849

>Goldman on European gas: "the market is now pricing around 70% chance of a continuation of current flows (60% of normal), and around 30% chance of a full disruption"

bullish for armageddon

>> No.50287856

>>50287751
Something wrong with her hands?

>> No.50287862

>>50287812
fine

>>50287638
buy all the 8/19 USAC calls you can get your hands on and hold them to expiration

>> No.50287865

>>50287689
>people shilling inverse ETFs after months long continuous dump
This is the bottom.

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weeeeee

>> No.50287890

>>50287686
All the time you're spending on some maymay for 8 people on a Digimon trading card forum you could be spending making a cool analog horror or some other video or art project people will buy into
Think about that

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>>50287856
she has autism and parkinsons and also is retarded

>>50287865
you dummy
I daytrade and SQQQ was absolutely the correct play today, im up $11k go suck your mother benchod basterd guy

>> No.50287897

>>50287600
too soon bro

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last chance to close bobos

>> No.50287909

>>50287880
nooooooooo

cmon biden destroy the country faster

>> No.50287911

>>50287895
>she has autism and parkinsons and also is retarded
holy balls...

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mazel tov

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b-bobros?

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I endorse gay sex.

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all you have to do is make 5000 every day for 200 days and you have made a million

stay motivated, stay positive

>> No.50287975

>>50287925
We are still deep red, I don't know what you're talking about

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>>50287925
top of the channel also fuck the new captcha

>> No.50287986

>>50287899
That's a dude, but a cute one. Bullish for SIGA.

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SIGA bros... the normies are starting to notice

>> No.50288027

>>50287992
Post the one with the fag telling his hospital story and being "humiliated".

>> No.50288046

>>50287890
Oh I know (this isn't for /smg/ specifically i just threw it in for fun)
I wanted to get my editing chops back at it before moving on to personal projects... I probably could make an analog horror now that you mention it, got a few shitty vhs camcorders lying around

>> No.50288049

>>50287985
be careful for a march-style ultra-faggot bear rally

>> No.50288087

hows it feel oilers to have a woman stepping on your cock while they fear the natty gas hyper weapon?

>> No.50288090

>>50287686
Hi Ian

>> No.50288092
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BEARBROS????

>> No.50288105

>>50285654
That’s why I’m Cash Gang, I got a fraction of a fraction of interest!

>> No.50288108

>>50287496
Give me a few minutes to get to my pc and I'll post it here

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>>50287992
Is this the pride month bump?

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>>50288090
Hi SIGA poster.
I've never liked coffee myself.

>> No.50288165

>>50287503
Their porn addiction makes them easily influenced by demons (intrusive thougths).

>> No.50288167

>>50288145
You gonna finish the UY story time on /a/

>> No.50288182
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I FUCKING FUCKED UP

talk me out of these blackstone puts

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>>50287496
found it

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>>50288145
We thought /gme/ tracked you down and killed you.

>> No.50288196

>>50288165
>How can you tell a demon is lying?
>Their mouth is open

>> No.50288212

>>50287512
It’s almost like drinking caffeine, an insecticide, isn’t good for you

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>>50288182
it will go to 120 and you will capitulate and then it'll fall to 85 and you will cope

>> No.50288220

>>50288182
>shorting bx
Might as well short America

>> No.50288227

>>50287512
I've been drinking either one cup of black tea (twinings English breakfast with a splash of milk) or alternatively either a can of monster rehab peach, or a 0.33l glass bottle of coke light, or a can of dr pepper during the warmer times of the year.
And holy fucking shit today is the second day that I went without any and I feel like shit.
Seems like the withdrawal is real and it's pretty much an addictive substance.

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>>50288167
Probably.
My pass ran out so i'd have to buy a new one.
>>50288189
Much appreciated. I miss wakarimasen.
>>50288192
I can't believe they're still fucking around. How goes the jam?

>> No.50288238

I drink 7 cups of black coffee everyday and don't give a fuck never stopping

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>>50288220
How do you figure that?

>>50288217
They expire after earnings so there’s not much time to capitulate. Should I just go naked short instead?

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>>50287635
Weird, I thought the CERN experiment just commenced. . .

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>>50288238
holy based

>> No.50288267

>>50288238
Basado

>> No.50288275

>>50288238
Based

>> No.50288278

>>50288046
If you need a writer for one I'm down. I've been wanting to do an analog horror for a while and even have a few ideas penciled around somewhere apart from the webtoons I'm doing

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>>50288236
Jam business is moving along. I've started expanding into weekend festivals all over Georgia

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>>50287573
No.

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>>50288238
Here to feeling good all the time!

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>>50288238
Maybe you're onto something.

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>>50287992
Then I heard a loud voice from the sanctuary saying to the seven angels, “Go and pour out the seven bowls of God’s wrath on the earth.” The first went and poured out his bowl on the earth, and severely painful sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the beast and who worshiped his image

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Here is concept art of anon you're posting with:

>> No.50288383

>>50288238
Bayzed

>> No.50288389
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>>50288238
fucking based
drink sex cups of coffee in the morning and six shots of whiskey at night
thats how our forefathers wanted men to live

>> No.50288401

so what did Bailey say to stop the dump?

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>>50288389
>sex cups of coffee

>> No.50288413

>>50288404
its good for you

>> No.50288415

Whatever happened to the oil barons?

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>>50288389
>drink sex cups of coffee
l-lewd

>> No.50288418

>>50287461

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>>50288413
Comedy gold, anon.

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>>50288389

>> No.50288437

>>50288415
My barony was revoked, now I'm just an oil bagholder

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>BSing with coworker
>Stocks come up
>His empower retirement 401k is down 10%
Holy fucking hell what are those guys doing over there? I'm a retard and still only down 3 percent on the year (mostly due to AQB)

>> No.50288449

>>50287563
>market go up around lunch
>sell off in the afternoon
>overall going own because CPI report now

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>>50288415
Embedded in local shale formations.

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>>50288404

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>>50288415
>MFW I had some lowball orders on CVX/XOM that didn't fill last month

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STOP REDEEMING BASTERD BICH!!

>> No.50288484

>>50287941
>pays taxes
heh

>> No.50288486

>>50288415
oil princess got the full transition

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>+100% in 1 month

MUH

ONLINE

CAT

FOOD

VENDOR

>> No.50288492

>>50288442
I'm pretty sure most of those managed solutions just steal from you. take the winners and feed you a split of underperformers and losers.

>> No.50288498

>>50288238
i have heart problems now please take care of your health anon

>> No.50288499

>>50288415
Waiting.

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>>50288484
>paying taxes
LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE NIGGA

>> No.50288526

>>50288488
you talking about CHWY?
not even 100% wtf are you talking about son

>> No.50288533

BUDDY

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>>50288278
Sure, just email me sometime at redlum@figz.one
>>50288288
That's very nice to hear! Keep at it friend.

>> No.50288542

>>50288504
Are they actually fucking working with physical paper copies in the year 2022

>> No.50288544

>>50288488
Zoom out

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>>50288415
Portfolio crashed and burned after being up 74% ytd
Now only up 48%

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>>50288442
I mean, the stock market is down close to 20%

>> No.50288577

enough of this chicken shit lets see some circuit breakers

>> No.50288578

>>50287563
Reddit is cooler than pussy /SMG/ anyways.

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>>50288415
Nothing's changed for me because I bought in when oil was still $75 a barrel.

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>>50288526
>not even 100% wtf are you talking about son

Oh sorry more like 88% lmao.

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>>50288526
>>50288586
why the fuck are people buying Chewy stock? i've been trying to figure this out for like 2 weeks now

>> No.50288617

>>50288586
Wow nice show us your gains

>> No.50288623
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50288623

>Market pumps
>Market dumps
>Market pumps
>Market dumps again
>It will stay this way for the foreseeable future
Just kill me.

>> No.50288627
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>>50288027
I gotchu
Bullish for SIGA the sacred gays cannot be forced to go through this!

>> No.50288634
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>>50288612
>why the fuck are people buying Chewy stock?

1.lockdowns are coming back
2. AMZN is about to buy them out

Get it now or get priced out.

>> No.50288641

>>50288541
Hey man I'll do that! I'll look around for my notes and send some over see what you think!

>> No.50288646

>>50288623
then buy vix retard

>> No.50288650

>>50288634
but in a depression people eat their pets

>> No.50288651

I never drink coffee or energy drinks or drink alcohol and I do just fine.

>> No.50288656

>>50288634
>2. AMZN is about to buy them out
source?

>> No.50288662

>>50288488
this is the most reddit pic imaginable

>> No.50288665

>>50287705
Yeah because that's 1 day of drinking only. Try drinking alcohol for the same amount of time you drink caffeine and see what happens. I drink coffee in the morning and an Ice Capp at 11. I don't experience any "crash" or any withdrawal symptoms the next day if I don't drink it. It's whiny pussies like you who give caffeine and coffee a bad name. But again, if you're trying to compare and say caffeine withdrawal is worse than alcohol withdrawal, then obviously you haven't drank enough.

>> No.50288677

>>50288634
>lockdowns are coming back
comfy

>> No.50288682
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>>50288623
if only there was a way to profit from sideways movement

>> No.50288683
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50288683

...down another $1k today
At this point, I just consider it the price of admission to hang out with my frens on /smg/

>> No.50288689

>>50288677
just announced covid state of emergency to be extended
lel

>> No.50288696

>>50288682
Yea but theta gang are weirdos

>> No.50288699
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50288699

>>50288656
>source?

My uncle works at Goldman.

>> No.50288701

>>50288689
What
Why
To extend moratorium?

>> No.50288716

So is SIGA just gonna piss and shit itself forever?

>> No.50288730

>>50288683
It's tough out there.

>> No.50288736
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50288736

Another bad day at the stock market.

Who could've guessed?

>> No.50288738

>>50287563
Just admit you're a perma bulltard wanting hopium.

>> No.50288740
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>>50288389
>drink sex cups
kek

>> No.50288741

>>50288716
No no you see it's going to $100 bro, also buy more GME and SOXL

>> No.50288745
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50288745

>>50287705
>>50287719
I get hammered at uni once in a while and I've never had issues. I just genuinely never liked the taste of coffee, plus I wake up at 6-7am and function fine every day anyways (that's just how I've always been)
>>50288641
Looking forward to it!

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>>50287642
Cassandra is a girl's name.

>> No.50288753

>>50288736
nasdick been beating DOW or S&P for months and now its shit the bed

>> No.50288756
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50288756

so why didn't you invest in battery tech anons?

>> No.50288760

>>50288650
you realize the dog food isn't for dogs right?

>> No.50288776

>>50288746
based tranny spotter

>> No.50288777
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50288777

>>50287642

>tfw bought SPXS at the top of each of these "rallies"

Based.

>> No.50288780

>>50288746
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra

>> No.50288781
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50288781

>>50288701
>Why
there's an election coming up anon and the lockdowns were comfy

>> No.50288783
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50288783

CAM ON SOUR HOUR

>> No.50288792

>>50288756
because every single return period within the last year is negative?

>> No.50288798

>>50288683
this is literally one of the worst markets of all time

>> No.50288804

>>50288689
>just announced covid state of emergency to be extended
link pls

>> No.50288817

>>50288701
um...elections are in like 4 months.

>> No.50288821
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50288821

I just bought SQQQ

>> No.50288825

>>50288804
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-11/white-house-to-extend-covid-public-health-emergency

>> No.50288828

>>50288699
>My uncle works at Goldman.
why do you spread terror like this? why do you want me to lose money

>> No.50288831

>>50288777
are you thinking about buying SPXS right now

>> No.50288835

>>50288689
Wow, right in time for midterms this is a MASSIVE surprise!

>> No.50288836
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50288836

Oh no bros... Cathie Wood is having a bad day today.

>> No.50288852

>>50288612
It's just idiots. Nothing to figure out.
The same people that bought into SPAC scams and other literal garbage last year see CHWY as one of the stronger names to dump their money into at this point.

These are people that are only capable of "investing" in companies with no cash flow, and no serious expectation of ever producing cashflow.
Look at it from their perspective though: Would you rather hold CHWY that only needs a double to be back at highs, or some old and busted shit like wayfair and shopify that's down 80% and producing bagholders from 4-5 years ago at this point?

Anyone with a brain is already holding FDX or UPS - generic logistics providers that ship all the specialized online retail bullshit, and actually make a real profit doing it. Hosting a random website and mailing discount coupons and paying software devs 300k in stock options to do fuck all is not a serious business model, and never will be.

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>>50288370
I don't think it's gonna get biblically bad.

>> No.50288856

>>50288109
>ebola chan has been forgotten

>> No.50288862

>>50288825
holy shit i just realized its 7/11
last time i got a free slurpee, the manager was screaming at people to walk in an orderly manner and to get their drink quickly
shit was insane
some cool dudes were giving out free hotdogs for cancer right outside tho, so that was nice

>> No.50288864

>>50288825
God I fucking hate these people.

>> No.50288866

vix now up 6.3%
welp

>> No.50288893

>>50288651
Yeah because you're a pussy that's why, pussy.

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>>50288683
Gains are fleeting (unless they're from the gym).
Frens are forever.
Stay strong, anon.

>> No.50288906

>>50288866
hang seng closed -2.77% and now theyre having bank runs
shit is getting SPICY

>> No.50288913

>>50288893
lol I dont need stimulants to get through the day like you do

>> No.50288921

>>50288683
Quit bagholding.

>> No.50288940

>>50288862
Last time I went to 7/11, a homeless black crackhead was stealing food off the fucking racks while the employees did nothing and just made sure I bought my Pepto-Bismol like the chump that I was.
This was in California, mind you.

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>>50287501
a bad omen for sure
the market is gonna crash.......

>> No.50288951

>>50287461
Are we close to the fucking bottom? I'm trying to decide if I should be buying TQQQ/UPRO, or if I should play it safe and buy VOO.

>> No.50288952

>>50288898
needs the oil pepe

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>>50288898
based /fit/ bro

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>>50288952

>> No.50288981
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50288981

>> No.50288993

>>50288856
My first love

>> No.50288996

>>50288951
if you think theyre going to lie about CPI and earnings this week then go for it

>> No.50289002

>>50288898
>chili anon
where is he i havent' seen him in a while

>> No.50289003

>>50288951
Nowhere close.

>> No.50289009

>>50288971
better times, before david soxl went insane ran over Lum

>> No.50289039
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50289039

>>50288612
i use chewy because i hate going to the store
its the uber eats of pet food dog its not going away anytime soon

>> No.50289047

>>50289009
That's fake news, Lum got impregnated by a basketball american and was forced to drop out of school, you hate to see it

>> No.50289055
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50289055

I x100 on CS:GO cases.

>> No.50289075

>>50288921
It's worse than that
I'm gambling

>> No.50289076

>>50288783
MOAR

>> No.50289083
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50289083

>>50288952
I probably have the original GIMP files somewhere on an external drive.
>>50288960
Working at it, just need to get a more consistent routine but I'm kind of shit at developing habits. Maybe I'll do the thing where you check off boxes on an index card every day you do it
>>50289002
No idea.
>>50289047

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>>50289083

>> No.50289105
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>> No.50289109

>>50289083
Why does she always look so fucking cross-eyed?

>> No.50289112
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50289112

>>50289055
Is it worthwhile?

>> No.50289144

I made enough money that im treating myself to doordash

>> No.50289148

>>50289075
Oh.
Well, improve.

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50289153

>>50289144
watcha getting bro?

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>>50289153
im getting chick fil a dont judge me please

>> No.50289174

>>50289144
Aren't they superhomo?

>> No.50289184
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50289184

HES LIVE

>> No.50289187

>>50289173
Well I had that on Saturday so............

>> No.50289196
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50289196

>>50289109
Some of the animation directors did better than others. The manga style generally looks better IMO.
>captcha: SGAAK

>> No.50289202

>>50289184
This guy will have to retire when the purge comes his bags are so heavy.

>> No.50289208

>US gov announced today it would buy 3.2m doses of COVID vaccines from Novavax
>stock dumps by 10 (ten) %
wtf lmao
what are these jewish shenanigans

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>>50289173
>chick fil a
I remember my old timeline where it was Chic-Fil-A. I want to go back bros.

>> No.50289225

>>50289196
>Some of the animation directors
Yeah... but it's just HER. I don't see any of the other characters being drawn cross-eyed... leads me to think there's a reason... but I never watched the show so idk.

>> No.50289238

>>50287578
It is brutal. I had a crippling addiction to caffeine pills due to self medicating before I was prescribed adhd meds. I was taking up to 1200mg per day... the withdrawals were unbearable.

>> No.50289245

>>50288488
>>50288586
Holy shit the DWAC tranny's back.

How's your COIN HODL working out for you? Remember what I told you about it going under 100? Hope you HODLed!

>> No.50289259

Stop posting lum you will jinx us

>> No.50289275

while my one share of USO is flat, is the oil dip fake?

>> No.50289280

>>50289173
chik fil a is the only chicken fast food that matters. I look down on people who go KFC or popeyes

>> No.50289296
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50289296

CAM ON SQQQ
CAM ON UVXY

SCORE SOME FACKIN GAINS

>> No.50289301
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50289301

>/smg/ starts posting L*m
>SOXL tanks
What a Cohencidence

>> No.50289318
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50289318

>>50287642
Arigato burry sama. I listened

>> No.50289325
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50289325

Uh oh.

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>>50289325

>> No.50289361

>>50289184
Whats he saying?

>> No.50289368

>>50289184
What'd he say?

>> No.50289370

>>50289173
Is that a dude?

>> No.50289372

>>50289361
>dont think. buy.

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50289381

>>50289259
>>50289301
Whoops. Here's some certified NOT L*m.
>>50289225
No idea honestly, never really thought about it much.

>> No.50289385
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50289385

>looked at the stocks
>the stocks looked shit
>go short
thanks more free money for me i guess

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1 SD VIX spike inbound the next two days.

>> No.50289397
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50289397

How many will it be, lads?

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50289401

>>50288825
Public health emergency... public health emergency... Wait. Does that mean eviction protection is extended too? That's fantastic news, considering I'm pretty sure I won't be able to pay rent next month. Nice!

>> No.50289404

>>50288288
Nice fren, I wish you the best of luck!

>> No.50289415

>>50289381
Kurama was my favorite. God damn she was hot

>> No.50289417

>>50289385
If you shorted today you might be retarded.

>> No.50289421

DEATH HOUR IS NOW

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>>50289245
>Holy shit the DWAC tranny's back.
kek.

>> No.50289441

>>50289401
Kek, landlords btfo again. The govt won't rest until they own every residential building.

>> No.50289450
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50289450

Nice dip. Gonna go broke buying and holding all these VOO and VTI dips and I love it.

>> No.50289457

>>50289415
The one on the left? Nice I can still read Japanese. Took it at JC like 12 years ago.

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>>50289396
Theta gang wgmi

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>>50289415
Back when you could always trust a woman with a spiked choker to be worth your time.

>> No.50289470

OOF OW OUCHIE

>> No.50289472

>>50287578
you should try xanax

>> No.50289486
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50289486

>doordash guy told me to have a blessed day

everythings lookin up for me

>> No.50289490

VIX NOW UP 7%

>> No.50289491
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I thought we were gonna have circuit breakers today. Wheres the crash

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>>50289486
did you tip like a good boy?

>> No.50289514

>>50289491
Buddy, check Euro computer

>> No.50289525

>>50289491
P L U N G E
R
E
V
E
N
T
E
D

>> No.50289527
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50289527

What happened to the savings bonds your grandparents bought for you every birthday?

>> No.50289534

>>50289184
what channel is he on? CNBC?

>> No.50289538

>>50289505
of course
you tip when you place the order, the drivers can see the tip attached to the job before they accept it

>> No.50289543

>>50289491
The meter is being updated.
I repeat. The meter is being updated.
>end quote
>repeat the line

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>>50288825
>The declaration has also unlocked special funds that can be deployed to help the pandemic response.
Looks like stimies are back on the menu!

>> No.50289568

>>50289417
I'm britchad with ILLEGAL in niggerland 20x CFDs. I can make a week's salary in an hour and close this the moment it looks dicey. I don't even know what a strike date is.

>> No.50289570

>>50289554
You’ll really be eating the bugs if they do that again.

>> No.50289574

>>50289527
I still have them, collecting a comfy 1 to 3% interest depending on purchase date.

>> No.50289577

>>50289318
based

everyone right now thinks the fed will pivot because of muh disinflation

>> No.50289605

nig dollar is going to ruin everything. Somebody rugpull that piece of shit already

>> No.50289608

german here posting about some warning signs from our housing market.
my cousin started building a house two years ago for her family (two children + husband) and most of the other people building houses in the same area are only in their late 20s.
the housing market is so unbelievably fucked. all these kids quickly locked in land purchases before rates were expected to rise. most likely already got fucked by rising building material costs and are already getting squeezed. others will get squeezed the moment that their plan only goes slightly wrong (lost one of the two jobs necessary to sustain mortgage payments, had to take care of children longer than necessary because family member who was supposed to take care of the kids couldn't, marriage trouble, etc). they're very likely all leveraged to the tits and will start missing payments at the slightest disturbance.
my other cousin wanted to build a house and now can't because of rate hikes. demand destruction for housing will surely soon be in full effect.
and my uncle, who owns a construction company, is currently way overloaded on demand (and getting squeezed in the process because there's simply not enough people going into the trades), but expects it to die down hard soon.

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>>50289527
My father took them to buy a McMansion. Feels bad man.

>> No.50289615
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50289615

Efficiently learning and utilizing corporate hierarchy’s is a skill I have never learned because it has never been useful and now I am suffering for it because I am supposed to know exactly which one of 600 global teams I need to contact to solve whatever my specific issue is that day

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>>50288825
almost eveyone i know have already had covid, so lifetime immunity at some degree

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>>50289112
Can't fucking post.
It's insane the money you can make on those sell them for crypto and cash that into $

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50289643

Are we reverse-barting?

>> No.50289650

Lmao people who say the charts mean nothing in order to delude themselves about the absolute state of the macro outlook are entertaining.

>> No.50289654

fuck man wall street really did a number on the GME cultists. they're still convinced they're gona crash the whole market

>> No.50289656

>>50289608
>all these kids quickly locked in land purchases before rates were expected to rise
did they secure a low, fixed mortgage or an adjustable-rate mortgage?

>> No.50289662
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BROS

>> No.50289663

>>50289608
Sounds a lot like the US. Have you tried letting in millions of third world trash so they prop up rental prices?

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50289675

>bought puts
>on the nasdaq

>> No.50289692

>>50289608
why dont you just live in a pod oops i mean an affordable apartment

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OK FINALLY SOME GREEN CANDLES
IS THIS THE BIG ONE!?
THE MELTUP?!

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>> No.50289758

>>50288238
I can't drink coffee anymore. It reminds me of when I used to sneak out of bed in the morning and make coffee for me and gookfu, and I'd take the plate and cut up the fruit and arrange the fruit in the shape of a heart on the plate and bring it to her in bed.

>> No.50289772

>>50289612
isn't that theft bro?

>> No.50289801

>>50287512
Ya it's definitely coffee not that other shit they forced on the population to combat a cold

>> No.50289847

>>50289656
don't know, but they can get squeezed even if they locked in fixed rate mortgages. these houses are really fucking expensive and the mortgage payments will be expensive if you're only in your late 20s regardless. and then all additional costs related to the house that can happen (e.g. one of the neighbours already had water damage) will hurt hard.

i think lots of people that really shouldn't have bought houses yet bought them solely because they were anticipating rate hikes. this can't be good.

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>>50289772
Yes, but I was a child at the time. Didn't even know about it till my mom told me years later.
Never underestimate a boomers greed.

>> No.50289896

>>50289847
mortgage in french means death pledge

look, it may seem like the sky is falling but everything will work out, trust me

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good trading sesh, time for some decadent taco bell

>> No.50289934

>>50287862
Dude shhhhhh

>> No.50289953

>>50287899
I'm pretty bullish overall. If you think next week isn't going to be one of the bloodiest weeks in history you're fucking retarded and should date baggot

>> No.50289987

>>50289527
bought my first car with it. thanks grandma

>> No.50289990

>>50287523
CASHGANG WINS AGAIN

>> No.50290017

Lol this fucking market looks bearish as fuck

>> No.50290072

>>50287862
>>50289934
whats so good about usac calls

>> No.50290087

>>50287512
These kind of studies that claim "X is actually bad for you" are almost certainly bogus and probably fail to reproduce like so many other scientific studies in the modern age. That or the "journalist" parasite who wrote the article is massively exaggerating and sensationalizing the findings

>> No.50290466

>>50289213
>Goldstein

>> No.50290501

>>50289527
Matured and cashed out, duh.

>> No.50290841

>>50288951
If you go long before next Wed you're a retard

>> No.50290955

Notice that even in normalfag memes ostensibly mocking trannies, they cuck and use the insane terminology.

>> No.50290984

>>50287501
>Hello, Commander

>> No.50291615

>>50288442
The stock market is down ~20% year to date. He's doing well if he's only lost half as much.