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Lazy Fucks Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
https://www.tastytrade.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50277474

>> No.50282138

SOXL chads we stay winnin'

>> No.50282163

>>50282121
>he baked
The suffering continues

>> No.50282171
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50282171

We almost escaped this time.

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So I just heard about this ticker AZZ and it made me laugh.

>> No.50282255
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>> No.50282257
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does the wheel work in whatever market this is?

>> No.50282258

>>50282232
Also note that it is closely, almost obsessively followed by GAYMF.

>> No.50282261

uber

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>>50282257
This cant be real

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>>50282232
I hear the more AZZ goes down the more SIGA pumps

>> No.50282294
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There is no such thing

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>>50282258
Ah yes who could forget about gay mother fucker?

>> No.50282313

CUTIE ON SCREEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

>> No.50282319

I guess we're gapping back down to new lows soon then huh?

>> No.50282320
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>futures

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>>50282320
>pasts

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>>50282272

I have a D&D group I play with and this crowd is very much like that. The girls are freaks though so its cool.

My DM is a weird dude that I'm pretty sure does drag but also runs a compost business on the side along with a latex suit business.

>> No.50282340

Fuck you

>> No.50282352

how do i access futures of futures?

>> No.50282392

>>50282352
Can't. It's too late.

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>>50282320
Damn bros, we can't just have kids growing up not mentally ill. How infuriating.

>> No.50282423

>>50282404
children of the future wont be able to read

>> No.50282476
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50282476

>Going long the market on the week the government officially announces a recession for no better reason than the market pumping on no news at all.

>> No.50282500

boil brethern ww@?

>> No.50282544

SIGA sissies prove to me it's not over.

>> No.50282554
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50282554

are you afraid yet?

>> No.50282562

>>50282500
Looking good. By the way, after europe implodes, are there any other major countries to export the dollar to? China?

>> No.50282570

>>50282257
reddit.webm

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>>50282544
Sell me your shares coward. You don't deserve to bask in the glory of gay sex.

>> No.50282604

>>50282554
Explain this to me, I’m too dumb to be sure I understand correctly.

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>>50282554
I don't get it. What's it mean?

>> No.50282648

>>50282611
>>50282604
Apparently they decreased their loan loss reserve which allowed big profits now they have to pay back in leading to profit declines for the quarter because they are afraid.

>Analysts expect JPMorgan Chase & Co will report a 25% drop in profit on Thursday, while Citigroup Inc and Wells Fargo & Co will show 38% and 42% profit declines, respectively on Friday, according to Refinitiv I/B/E/S data.

Bank of America Corp, which like its peers has big consumer and business lending franchises, is expected to show a 29% drop in profit when it reports on July 18.

The plunge in profit stems from lenders adding to their reserves for expected loan losses, a reversal from a year earlier when they benefited from reducing those cushions as anticipated pandemic losses failed to materialize and the economy strengthened. read more

>> No.50282665

>>50282604
Substantially small reserves. Possible Lehman brothers event might occur.

>> No.50282676
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Bros... it's over.

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50282718

I thought it was weird how we didn't dump Friday after a double top

>> No.50282724

>>50282676
SPX 3,000 EOM. Book it

>> No.50282728

>>50282648
>read more
I just read what you wrote though.

>> No.50282734
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>>50282676
It's over when I say it's over

>> No.50282743

>>50282728
I had two articles open, I thought that one might be better to clip.

>> No.50282756
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>>50282734

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>>50282756
Don't start drawing guns unless you intend to use them.

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50282885

Why is esemgee so slow today?

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>>50282885
wait for the liquidity event to unfold

>> No.50282922
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50282922

That’s right.

>> No.50282937

>>50282885
Split threads

>> No.50282940

You know bull market is back right?
Fed balance sheet still going up, Chinese M2 also beat consensus.

>> No.50282945
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50282945

we will start low today and by the end of today we will be green, you're welcome

>> No.50282962

>>50282922
checked

smg, im making a site that will let you do TA on so far one ticker, aapl, but with indicators that allow for candlesticks, like your RSI is styled in candlesticks instead of a line. does this interest you?

>> No.50283065

4 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>> No.50283079

IS IT TOO KATE TO SHORT TWITTER

>> No.50283168

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.50283206
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>>50282908
uhh what

>> No.50283274

FUCKING LEL CRASH AND BURN YOU PIECE OF SHIT DIEEEEEE DIEEEEEEE

>> No.50283303

>>50283274
IT'S DOING THE THING

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>>50283206
L
I
Q
U
I
DITY

>> No.50283347
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50283347

Quiet round here. Who had DXY rip on their bingo card today?

>> No.50283623

>>50283347
It''s because some faggot split the threads and now we have two competing smg threads. We need our resident janny to clean it up.

>> No.50283941

where is my fellow boilers at?

>> No.50283990

>>50283623
does the janny have cute feet?

>> No.50284427
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50284427

Prepare yourselves. He will have his victory today.

>> No.50284820

Ok SO WHAT ARE WE SHORTING FOR CPI/FOMC? I've got some SQQQ and TNA puts. What else.
>inb4 everything

>> No.50284875
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50284875

VIX still in limp dick mode, they're gonna smash it till 23. Need a catalyst to trigger next wave up, think CPI is well priced in at this point; maybe bank earnings thursday/friday do it, bulls safe till then

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>>50284875
it's over for mumu. sell now

>> No.50284928
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50284928

How will they inflate the market and make it positive this time?

>> No.50284945

hello everyone
i'm new here, call me mr. fartypants the destroyer of underwear
i'm a professional trader
feel free to ask me anything

>> No.50284982

>>50284928

only thing stopping a rally to 400 on the SPY is the dollar. Look how strong crude is on the DXY rallying 4% in three weeks. A lot of people are going to get suckered into the "crude is dead" trade

>> No.50284998
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This is it Bullbros. We finally made it. The recession is cancelled and we just witnessed the last dump before the golden bull run. We'll never see a single red day from here. So proud of you all.

>> No.50285027

Damage Report

>> No.50285028

>>50284427
>lose 400$ on soxl
>gain 200$ on boil

>> No.50285035

>>50284998
Fuck now we’re gonna dump for the week, you’ve doomed us all

>> No.50285036

>>50283941
The explosion over the weekend was in our favor. I had a thread about it yesterday

>> No.50285051

>>50284945
So are you a professional trader?

>> No.50285070

>>50282940
>Fed balance sheet still going up
Keep coping

>> No.50285080

>>50285036
Wasn't the explosion a power plant itself that runs off nat-gas? Either way the company will be disrupted which is a good sign for the future contracts.

>> No.50285085

>>50284945
Just what this place needs is another name faggot. Fuck off nigger

>> No.50285109

>>50285085
thanks for the reply. however, your language is very inappropriate. please be more careful about the words you choose as they can be very hurtful to members of historically oppressed minority groups

>> No.50285122

>>50284875
VIX MOASS SOON BROTHERS HODL 2 MORE WEEKS

>> No.50285145
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SNIBS AT YOU

>> No.50285176

This is honestly the worst market yet

>> No.50285180
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>>50285145
crabbing along

>> No.50285211

>>50285145
Fagsdaq down 2% isn't crabbing bro..................

>> No.50285220

>>50285109
You sound like a subversive kike. Trust me I would know. I've been doing this my whole life.

>> No.50285228
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>>50285027
damage?
Have $80k ready in a vanguard account to slurp that dip niggas

>> No.50285249
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REACHING OUT AS THE ANGELS STARE
CRYING OUT IN LOVING MEMORY
HOLDING ON FOR A FINAL PRAYR
CRYING OUT IN LOVING MEOMRY

>> No.50285271

I don't feel so good, market is red and GME looks like it's about to do that thing again.

>> No.50285282

>>50285211
did that early last week too..

>> No.50285299

>>50285271
>GME looks like it's about to do that thing again.
>MASSIVE
>LAYOFFS
Kek baggies

>> No.50285302

Fuck SIGA

>> No.50285316

welcome to the thread everyone

>> No.50285317

>>50282336
one time I was looking for a sharehouse for uni and there was this nerdy couple renting a room. Chick was super hot and flirty, but the dude seemed like he wanted to fuck me too. Got the hell out of there. They also exchanged a weird look when they found out I was a nerd too.

>> No.50285330

this is the crabbiest gassiest fartiest market ever i HATE the tease when will the shit market just tank already

>> No.50285346

>>50285299
Does that chart look like a response to the company going to shit?

>> No.50285353

>>50285330
i call it a constipated market

>> No.50285376
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What are you doing to make money right now?
I want to copy.

>> No.50285386

>>50285346
it SHOULD be taking a fat shit
it DESERVES to be taking a fat shit
but it's just crabbing or grinding upwards
It just makes me depressed is all.

>> No.50285401

>>50285376
I’m going short on max leverage with everything I’ve got because bears are always right.

>> No.50285402

>>50285376
/r/borrow

>> No.50285413

>>50285376
filming Grindr hookups for my onlyfans

>> No.50285419
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DIE

>> No.50285432

>>50285386
It's an absolute cast iron signal that the bottom isn't even close. Thank you, GME retards!

>> No.50285455

Buddy look at crab computer

>> No.50285462

>>50285432
Kek this has been my thinking as well, we haven't seen anywhere close to something like a capitulation signal

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>>50282121

>> No.50285516

>>50285462
Wednesday might be it.

>> No.50285552

>>50285516
Y

>> No.50285562

So how long can the retaillets who think slurping a recession at it's top is a good think can last? This market can only crab for so long before it has to drop. The golden bull that they want is being stifled because the market isn't able to naturally drop

>> No.50285571

It's just another return to nromal volaitlity day

>> No.50285572

THIS is the black swan bobo was hoping for all weekend? We have almost recovered.

>> No.50285591

>>50285552
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/inflation-cpi

>> No.50285596

>>50285572
We are still in the "buy the dip" cope. Marketwatch literally just had an article begging people to buy

>> No.50285654
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> my entire life's savings is down 5% in just 3 months
In America, I suffer.

>> No.50285656

>>50285596
Marketwatch shit out some random trash??? Brb selling everything

>> No.50285724
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I FUCKING HATE SIGA SO GODDAMN MUCH

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>>50285739
Twitter staff/board and elon haters are so fucking retarded

>> No.50285794

>>50285724
dollar eighty nine damn biden

>> No.50285805

Is TSLA a meme stock?
I mean ford has been making cars for over 100 years and theyre only $13/share. I feel like I'm buying at the top

Warren Buffett again proved us wrong with his BYD pick and is now the king of EVs in 2022. Everything is just fucked man

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Have we scampumped to green yet? It's all so tiring

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>>50285724
mfw I see gasoline was under $2 when St. Floyd got martyred.

>> No.50285821

Thinking that I should exit SQQQ now and get back in tomorrow before ending bell. I have a feeling we have a lil pump before CPI.
Thoughts?

>> No.50285840

>>50285739
i'm just glad to see the activists that work there lose money

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>>50285739
imagine if it turns out that these twitter fucks lied to congress

>> No.50285851

>>50285769
i really thought this news would have pumped tsla but i got heemed instead, we’ll time to rebuy calls because no way there isn’t a bounce this week

>> No.50285872

>>50285821
Possible. I exited a couple hours ago. Always a chance CPI could be lower than projected and markets pump hard.

>> No.50285873

>>50285821
Or those w the # now are selling ahead of time. Only the inner circle you know who knows.
I think we eventuallycrater to hell so I’m buying far out puts on AAPL on all up days. So far losing money hahaha

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>>50285724
Those gas prices

>> No.50285881

>>50285846
>twitter lieing to a democratic controlled congress
Anon....

>> No.50285882

Im hoping we dump more today, I want this bear market to be over with, we keep delaying it with scam pumps. I want to be back to a real bull run

>> No.50285887

>>50285739
I bet that little brown asshole in California who posts here is seething and coping

>> No.50285896

>>50285739
>pedo guy
kek I had forgotten about that

>> No.50285898

>>50285516
One way or another I am gonna increase my buying after this week unless it looks gloomy. I don't see deflation happening on the cpi so we will probably just plateau and then call it good after it stays plateaud for a year. Thanks Biden!!! Most popular president in US history

>> No.50285903

>>50285879
natty gas should have a sizeable pump this week again too. Or it might dump because stockpiles go up if the OK plant was a power generator station and not just a processing/hub.

>> No.50285904

>>50282138
I just keep buying it.

>> No.50285910

>>50285851
It got heemed because a few people thought that Elon would add Twitter to his portfolio, and some retards still think that that is profitable

>> No.50285921

>>50282404
>>50282423
I'm convinced that they're intentionally just trying to make zoomers the next slave caste considering most of them are basically retarded by the time they reach adulthood

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>>50285846
>imagine if it turns out that these twitter fucks lied to congress

No. Imagine if during Discovery, we see text exchanges between liberal congress members asking heads of Twitter to censor or promote certain news stories.

I keep saying DISCOVERY but you niggers don't understand what that means

>> No.50285934

>>50282257
What a fag.

>> No.50285935

>>50285882
>Back to a real bull run
They're all fake anon

>> No.50285953

>>50285928
And nothing will happen

>> No.50285969

>>50285935
Probably right, give me a real fake bull run then

>> No.50285975

>>50285898
This isn’t a bad idea. Inflation is actually expected to rise for Junes CPI, that’s currently what’s being estimated. And the last couple estimations they low balled it. Markets will pump if inflation is at or below the estimation. But if it’s down it’ll probably take a dump.

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I need to stop shorting the bottom

>> No.50286024

>>50285921
Don't you pay taxes?
We're all slaves already.

>> No.50286029

how gay are hairbands for men

>> No.50286043

>>50286024
what you need to do is start a non-profit and just not pay taxes. like why would anybody give this administration any money. don't you see what they do with the money they don't even have to begin with?

>> No.50286045
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50286045

The Lunch Pump seems to be delayed

>> No.50286050

>>50282257
this repulses me

>> No.50286054

>>50282611
kek this pic is hilarious
>WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED???

>> No.50286057

BUDDY LOOK AT TESLA COMPUTER

>> No.50286058
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50286058

test

>> No.50286067

>>50286029
I-i wear one when I work out s-so not gay at all bro

>> No.50286081

>>50285921
>retards who have never worked and have no work ethic
Not exactly a productive or smart idea, i think they just bred npc consoomers to line their pockets and they don't give a fuck about consequences.

>> No.50286084
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50286084

>>50286057
Buddy, buddy!

>> No.50286091

>>50282756
>>50282813
requesting sources

>> No.50286094

>>50286067
I have long hair and its lifeless atm from being brushed back. Need to re-shape it some but keep it out of my face. guess i'll try it for the amagoy sale

>> No.50286107

>>50282336
Nerd girls are the best, I used to be really into LARPing and man the girls aren't exactly stunning but they're like animals in the sack.

>> No.50286109

What volatility inducing thing did the federal reserve say during their hourly fireside chat this fucking time?

>> No.50286118

>>50282336
>compost business
I'm intrigued as I like to garden. How does one make a business out of composting? Does he collect local scraps and sell compost to diy gardeners?

>> No.50286137
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50286137

>CD and bonds rates
Fuck it I'm going full boomer mode this year

>> No.50286145
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50286145

>>50286091
https://trace.moe

>> No.50286153

Why do we even have a federal government that pretends to be democratic? Why do we pretend it consists of anything but the intelligence community, the military, and the federal reserve?

>> No.50286158

>>50286029
Hairbands are the cool metrosexual thing for secure men to do. Chucks dig it my wife blows me when I wear one after the gym

>> No.50286162
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50286162

this is the most brutal crabbing i have ever seen in my life

>> No.50286171

>>50286109
CPI reports get precautionary reactions

>> No.50286189

>>50285872
>>50285873
I'm going to exit SQQQ. I have a feeling we pump generally for the rest of the week off of "not horrible" CPI data.
I'll be back, SQQQ cuties.

>> No.50286203

>>50286153
kek, there are millions of more permanent parasites in the perma-gov than that bud. Hundred and hundreds of alphabet agencies that aren't accountable to anyone

>> No.50286205

>>50286153
Because you and the general community are not immune to the effects of propaganda

>> No.50286221
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50286221

Oh man the futures aren't looking so hot

>> No.50286226

>>50286029
My gookfu used to wear one when she would blow me to keep her hair from falling down.

>> No.50286230

>it's just a bunch of glowfaggots pitching cringe memes around in some half assed way while they try to manipulate sentiment
great website

>> No.50286236

>>50286153
I guess this whole beauracracy falls apart if there isn't a figurehead talking about how the price of beans is 10 cents less thanks to their peerless efforts for the american family.

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50286245

>>50286153
>I think this iceburg goes deeper

>> No.50286248

>>50286189
pussy

>> No.50286252

>>50286158
just seems practical when my hair is not cooperating

>> No.50286258

>>50286248
Just to spite you I am staying in SQQQ
Don't fuck me over bro

>> No.50286266

looks like bobos take another L
green eod

>> No.50286273

>>50286221
kek imagine suing for malpractice in international courts. gulf is going to be a roastie dumping ground.

>> No.50286275

>>50286258
i just sold my SQQQ calls

>> No.50286289

>>50286205
I'm not in the intelligence community, but yeah I see what you mean. Filling it up with gullible people who literally don't even comprehend the constitution and then convincing them they're too special to not be autocratic shitbags (to the extent they're not to soulless to even grasp the complaint) *would* be the only way to accomplish such an obviously shitty and pretend system where such unbelievably huge assholes are still running the show 800 years after the magna carta, huh.

>> No.50286293
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50286293

buy TWTR?

>> No.50286294

>>50286107
Hot girls are actually some of the worst lays, I'll take a freaky mediocre chick over a dull hot girl any day. Slightly chubby butterface that will let me do anything.

>> No.50286298
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50286298

>Weber grills will soon come with the explicit right to repair them
>“The use and/or installation of parts on your WEBER product that are not genuine WEBER parts will void this Warranty.”
>it’s been illegal since 1975 — and soon, Weber won’t be doing it anymore. According to a new settlement with the Federal Trade Commission, Weber Stephen Products will not only have to strike phrases like that from its warranty terms within 90 days, but it’ll have to proactively, clearly, and conspicuously tell customers via mail, email, websites, and apps that the exact opposite is true.
Grill bros...we won.
No gods, no masters: only men.

>> No.50286304
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50286304

>>50286258
>>50286275
reminder

>> No.50286309
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>>50285654
> my entire life's savings is down 5% in just 3 months
It's all in stocks?

>> No.50286311

>>50286266
Every time people talk like this we dump promptly

>> No.50286319

Oof look at that descending wedge playing out on the 1m shit's bussin on god fr fr

>> No.50286324

>>50286293
No

>> No.50286335

>>50286304
nice
never went broke taking profits

>> No.50286348

>>50286153
Literally the only difference between our system any autocratic systems, is ours is in constant criticism of itself, other then that there's not a difference. Basically, we have a ruling class like everyone else but we get to make fun of them, and point out their corruption.

>> No.50286363

>>50286226
Did she actually leave you dude? I thought she was just on vacation.

>> No.50286375
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50286375

SHOULD I JUST HOLD CASH?
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO /SMG/ I AM VERY CONFUSED..

>> No.50286377

>>50286293
either you win a little or you get rugged
>>50286311
maybe that's my intention

>> No.50286381

>>50286153
>Why do we pretend it consists of anything but the intelligence community, the military, and the federal reserve?
Because they never teach you about the intelligence community, the military, and the Federal Reserve in school. Only that America is a bastion of DEMOCRACY and what not and that every war we've fought in has been completely legitimate.

>> No.50286384

>>50286375
Yes

>> No.50286405

>>50286348
>but we get to make fun of them, and point out their corruption.
But for how long?

>> No.50286406

>>50286375
I've been holding 80% cash for 7 months; the remaining 20% I swing trade on SQQQ/TQQQ like a fookin legend

>> No.50286416

USAC bros. I have another good play for right now. Check out MVO. It's similar high yield low volume. Exdiv 7/14 so buy puts. Not supported on RH

>> No.50286428

>>50286377
Your i-intention?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.50286429

>>50286381
>>50286348
Im happy with the current state of affairs

>> No.50286448

>>50286375
Just be aware that the market is a cartoon character that simply hasn't realized he ran off the cliff yet. I have a feeling as soon as the dems have a candidate they will announce the recession and let biden take the fall.

>> No.50286457

>>50286384
same but i do 50% of my portfolio like a fookin retard

>> No.50286462

>>50286058
>Uruguay and Japan more corrupt than USA
u wot, m8?

>> No.50286474

>>50286457
meant to reply to >>50286406

>> No.50286483

>>50286309
2/3rds of it, yeah. 401k, IRAs, HSAs, personal brokerage. The rest is in cash, originally for a house downpayment.

>> No.50286528

This is the worst fucking market

>> No.50286532

>>50286483
How much cash you have baby gurl?
I've been saving up mad dosh for a down payment but will need to eat into it to buy a car as mine caught on fire last week LOOOL

>> No.50286537

>>50286528
So far*

>> No.50286542

>>50286462
It's almost crazy how deeply routed the yakuza are within japanese politics. I don't even mean the tattooed thugs beating people up kind of yakuza either, it's just when your crime family have been around for literally hundreds of years you have more than a few connections in powerful places.

>> No.50286584

>surge of sellers
>price goes up
JOE CHINESE SETPOINT BIDEN

>> No.50286601

>>50286542
It's almost crazy how deeply routed the bankers are within American politics. I don't even mean the crack addicts scamming people kind of banker either, it's just when your banking family have been around for literally hundreds of years you have more than a few connections in powerful places.

>> No.50286611

>>50286528
The worst market with the worst Smg

>> No.50286621
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50286621

TBLT up 26% today
I only need another 4,000% to make my money back
LET'S FUCKING GOOO

>> No.50286622

>>50285846
>>50285928
>Imagineifooors in overdrive
Imagine if you're not a special insider and actually a dipshit retail top buyer?

>> No.50286631
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50286631

54% today and recovered over half my losses

>> No.50286640

>>50286631
degenerate

>> No.50286647

>>50286528
Max my 401k and buy shit puts as an employment hedge lol.
Then I turn off my computer. Otherwise, I’ll blow my money getting chopped up

>> No.50286687

>>50286647
I have about 20% in puts. The rest cash. When fomc hits we should've dropped another 10% at least. I'll go long at that point with about half

>> No.50286688

>my friday puts absolutely assraping bulls
And now I close because the RSI ">LE OVERSOLD" retards will give a relief rally tomorrw.
Getting some steak today. Thank you retard mumus ^.^

>> No.50286706

>>50286622
>Imagine if you're not a special insider and actually a dipshit retail top buyer?
touched a nerve i see

>> No.50286711
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50286711

>>50285921
>zoomers the next slave caste
i dont think it will be my generation, but the one after

have you looked at what kids are growing up with? fortnite, cocomelon and tiktok. they are full of bright colors that overstimulate the brain. if you put a 6 year old in front of fortnite or video games in general, why would they want to read? my age group is among the last to grow up semi-normally with books for entertainment instead of HD video games and short form video.

>> No.50286725
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50286725

Bro what

>> No.50286749

>>50286725
SOXL sisters....

>> No.50286770

>>50286725
Uh.... is that toll free?

>> No.50286775

SPY green EOD

>> No.50286777

>>50286725
should change it to 0118999881999119725

>> No.50286788

>>50286725
bullish or bearish lads?

>> No.50286791

gold has a 15 day correlation of -.94 to the USD. Given the dollar has to have priced in CPI at this point, thinking about grabbing some GLD calls tomorrow

>> No.50286799

Does anybody know what the SPY price is going to be on Friday?

>> No.50286805

>>50286725
Gotta make it easy before the upcoming purge.

>> No.50286806

>>50282121
Kek, look at that yeild yeild curve, 1yr about to invert the 10yr, 3m on the way as well

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>>50286221
I don't hate women, but they really do irritate me.

>> No.50286846

If you actually bought into last weeks rally, you have to be the biggest retard their is, I have never seen a faker gayer pump in my life

>> No.50286859

Okay where the fuck is the bottom?

>> No.50286865
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>>50286221
That area is chocolate central, so I don't mind.

>> No.50286876
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50286876

>>50286859
Soon :)

>> No.50286889

>>50286621

TBLT anon whats your average?

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50286890

>>50286876
It FUCKING rhymes

>> No.50286906

>>50286889
$97.46
Though that is of course after the reverse split(s)

>> No.50286923

>>50286876
Thank you Fed

>> No.50286933

>>50286876
why does it stop there? did something bad happen in 2002?

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50286937

>>50286842

>> No.50286938

>>50286865
Bros...

>> No.50286939
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50286939

>>50286876
Lol no. Picrel

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>>50286865
Oh, so this is why the shills and jannies sperged out all weekend.

>> No.50286946
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50286946

Is NYC getting nuked Bullish or bearish?
Also RIP my USAC.

>> No.50286979

>>50286865
Yes we all know the ruling class fucks kids, this is not news, the public is truely too dumb to care. The whole epstien affair going public with zero consequences was the hardest blackpill I have ever swallowed.

>> No.50286984
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50286984

>>50286865
corruption is rampant these days

>> No.50286998
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50286998

>>50286711
You're an outlier and not representative of the facts
To be honest, you SHOULD be rooting for a world War so your generation can experience it and get tough from it. After we win you'll be heroes and Gen alpha will be the next boomers. All the tranny shit ends, all the lack of pride and tradition all come back and zoomies aren't broccoli heads anymore.
My point is, Gen Z is fucked without a war

>> No.50287014

spy breaking upper bollinger band

>> No.50287016

So the fed or ppt is only allowing a controlled -1.9-2% sell off per red day now huh?

>> No.50287024

>>50286998
>same exact line for boomers and zoomers
JUST WTF GOD DAMN IS MAKING GRAPHICS REALLY THAT HARD

>> No.50287025

if this fake and gay market turns around and ends slightly green again im going to REEEE in real life

>> No.50287028
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50287028

>>50286906
Any hope of making your money back?

>> No.50287053

>>50287024
Contrast when saving the line for boomers is actually Cerulean

>> No.50287054
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50287054

>>50286946
>Also RIP my USAC.
Wait I thought we were supposed to buy puts now? It's down why is it RIP?

>> No.50287056

retail is actually fomoing right now

>> No.50287064

>>50286706
You literally bought my bags at the top and have been posting cope for months. Idk what nerve you think you're touching unless it's the one running down my dick as you suck me off.

>> No.50287077

red to green day incoming

>> No.50287079

>>50286998
Why are the Jews currently trying to push the "half of zoomers are lgbt" narrative?

>> No.50287082

>>50287016
Cpi is a huge event, look at the volume today 30mil by 1pm? Well close around 50 mil traded and thats how it's been all month. CPI will bring in over 100 mill by noon so I expect the next move everyone is gonna make big money if they call it right. Until then just close the phone and computer and go play a video game or sleep in

>> No.50287090

>>50287064
>You literally bought my bags at the top
wrong

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50287094

>>50287054
Shit volume on Friday, Didn't close out all of my longs, was hoping to close everything by EoD friday but it kept bouncing off my ask, Now its dumping too early since I had planned on buying my puts around weds.

>> No.50287103

>>50286906
make your money back by selling today and then buying puts or shorting after a month so you can avoid wash sale and get loss carryover for years

>> No.50287104
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50287104

SIGA sissies, gay sex is resilient. They tried to bury us this morning, but we are oke cum fart away from being green

>> No.50287119

yeah, they'll smash vix today. Expect 1%+ green on spy by close

>> No.50287120

>>50287028
>>50287103
I'm just keeping it around as a reminder that I'm a moron

>> No.50287121

>>50287077
EUs asleep, time to pump everything.

>> No.50287125

double top on spy incoming

i hope...

>> No.50287133

>>50287079
>why are jews
Dude, Gen Z tiktok is full of kids kissing each other and shit. I know this only because my niece is always on her fucking phone and the amount of drag and gay shit she watches is absurd. Hate to say it but Gen z will be the tranny Gen without a war

>> No.50287137

>>50287090
>2022
>Bagholding schizo picks
Couldn't be me.

>> No.50287141

>>50287104
SIGA is about to shit the bed. Just bought puts

>> No.50287144

>>50286998
Even a war can't save zoomers, they would be in the trenches making tiktoks while taking a stray bullet to the head. There is no saving that generation.

>> No.50287172

>>50286984
wow, DOJ going after fucking golf instead of big tech, great job lads!

>> No.50287195

>>50287141

lmao can't believe people actually bought into that shit.

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50287196

>>50287104
Save my covered calls Monkey-Chan!

>> No.50287219

>>50287133
I refuse to believe fags are accepted in schools now and not bullied, but I really dont know what happens in kids schools post 2012

>> No.50287221

>>50287172
Why would the doj indict the people that pay them?

>> No.50287222
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50287222

>>50287141
>>50287195
2 more homophobes that will miss out. When SIGA hits $100 I'm going to need someone to come over and wash my house made out of lambos, which one of you want the job?

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>>50287222
>leveling off
See you back at $5 where you belong

>> No.50287234

>>50287094
i announced it, bro
hope for a bounce

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50287254

>>50287233
>leveling off
oh no!

>> No.50287257

>>50287233
You have until July 18th to repent and buy in. Until then I'll save that job for you.

>> No.50287270
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50287270

Are you guys prepared to lose another 30% or more?

>> No.50287274

>>50287219
I live out in Maryland my sister sends her kid to a public school (no details not posting that on 4chan) and she comes and shows me a Pic of her class (mind you kid is like 15) and two boys wearing high knee socks and a skirt. I shit you not hand to God. Idk what the fuck happened but I've been rooting for a war now since putin invaded for zoomers to start getting drafted and turned into men again. That or at least the parents start waking up to the realities and stop listening to woke media so a depression would help also.

>> No.50287276

closed out of my calls for a $3 profit. fuck this chopfest

>> No.50287278

Why did I long volatility? Am I a retard?

>> No.50287281
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50287281

>>50286946
bullish

>> No.50287290
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50287290

>>50287270
I'm saving this frog.

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>>50287234
I started closing on Thursday, then we just crabbed around with terrible volume on Friday. Tried to open a coinbase put as well - bounced off my bid - which ended up +120% earlier today from my bid price. *sigh*

>> No.50287299
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50287299

Uranium is never going to be a good investment, is it? I've had CCJ for almost a year and all its fucking done is crab

>> No.50287335

>>50287299
Two more decades, trust the plan

>> No.50287350

>>50287222

It's not a phobia, it's absolute disgust with your degeneracy. No lambo, you'll be a baggie for a long while.

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50287356

>>50287221
good point

>> No.50287373

>>50286998
>After we win
Anon, I…

>> No.50287374

Anyone still banned here?

>> No.50287378

>>50287374
I am.

>> No.50287381

i feel like it's gonna be an EOD dump

>> No.50287391
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50287391

Nowhere else I'd rather be than with you guys...

>> No.50287392

Do any of you ever venture to the other threads on this board?

>> No.50287405

>>50286984
Mickelsonsisters we fucking did it...

>> No.50287415

>>50287392
I feel like it's 87% bot posts to get others to sell/buy their stock or crypto coin. Not that it's any different here but it looks more obvious out there.

>> No.50287417

>>50287392
The non-crypto ones, yeah.

>> No.50287422

>>50286946
Did you really think we'd go without seeing another city nuked in our lifetime?

>> No.50287432

>>50287392
rarely

>> No.50287440

>>50287374
Probably

>> No.50287452

>>50286946
What happens to markets if the NYSE is vaporized?

>> No.50287460
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50287460

fuck this gay crab market

>> No.50287471

NEW THEEAD

>>50287461
>>50287461
>>50287461
>>50287461
>>50287461

>> No.50287474

>>50287452
there is a backup in israel.

>> No.50287481

>>50287392
I visit /pmg/, sometimes. Used to be a /pmg/ regular, until I lost faith in silver (gold is good)

>> No.50287482

>>50287079
>>50287133
i dont think the narrative is intentional, the internet at this point is a completely different reality and divides people into cohorts based on ideology + likes/dislikes

>> No.50287499

>he doubted the power of FAGMAN
Bobo got heemed as per usual

>> No.50287530

How the fuck does the dollar only get stronger bros.

>> No.50287576

>>50287530
Name a fiat currency you'd rather be paid in.

>> No.50287919

>>50287233
That’s the weekend when they don’t input. Look at the stairs below it. You’re an idiot lol.

>> No.50288517

>>50287576
CHF

>> No.50289042

>>50287292
Just bid the ask retard. You're scrounging for $5 and missing out on the moves

>> No.50289065
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50289065

>>50289042
I know... BUT I KEEP DOING IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.50289686

>>50287094
You may get a rally tomorrow. It's not wanting to drop yet. I closed a 100 contracts at .10 that I bought at .20. The others I either made money or broke even. Bought puts at 17.55 and 17.35. If it rallies you'll get out and I'll buy more puts

>> No.50289746

>>50287292
This is tough market to guage. Just try again next cycle. The thing Yousack and the other have going for it is that it specifies the timing which is the hardest part of this shit. This bear shit and rate hikes have fucked it all up but you may get a rally when they announce their dividend in the next couple days