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ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>50280281
>ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>>50280291
Kek you tried I just need to post that when I see BSV posts it reminds me of the 2019 kino days

>>50280301
https://coincarboncap.com/

This reminds me of things to come.

As does this:
https://bitinfocharts.com/cryptocurrency-charts.html

>people still emotionally attached to their bitcoin airdrops

>>50280397
>>people still emotionally attached to their bitcoin airdrops
BTC *is* the airdrop. SegWit Coin.

>>50280259
>btc avg tx 900k usd
>bsv avg tx 0.000002 usd

>>50281334
Anons, where's your 900k usd? Got it in the backpocket right now?

Imagine simping up to whales.

>>50281334
hahahahaha
>simping to whales
What a colossal loser

>>50280259
>>50281379
>doesnt understand why a fake Bitcoin with only $1 billion in market cap and often under $100 million in volume is trash despite the giant amount of spam transactions.
Keep posting tho this is entertaining.

>>50283265
>uses price as main argument
Tell me you're a retard without telling me you're a retard.

>>50283265
You are so dumb.
The so called btc market right now is completely fake. It is literally a collapsing speculative bubble hyped by casino emulating exchanges that won’t exist in ten years. To describe the so called crypto market as an asset class is to describe Charles Ponzi as a legitimate figure of high finance.

Bsv is not fake. It works, it isn’t pumped like a casino chip, and it will still be around in ten years. You will still be broke.

Why is everyone so quiet?

You need my DNA.

Yours is fucked.

Who is even using bsv for it to have so many transactions? Are they creating artificial activity to showcase the tech?

>>50286506
>Who is even using bsv for it to have so many transactions? Are they creating artificial activity to showcase the tech?
I think applications running on BSV are much more "wasteful" in tx usage, because tx are so cheap and you never really run into congestion, at least so far. So they just blast thousands of tx for the few cents and don't care and just make whatever they are building work.

And counter question, who really *uses* BTC? Saylor bought it in order to hold it for 10 years and do literally *nothing* else with it for that time. It can't compete with existing systems like Visa and Mastercard, either, yet. In El Salvador (6.5m population) Lightning is unable to service the country alone so Algorand is used additionally. New York has a population of 8m btw...