/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for uber up 10% on monday open

>>50277474
That bird sure looks fuckin' smug

>>50277486
if you mean down 10% I agree bro

Are Chinese bank runs bullish for the market?

So the macro play is to long hospice care that soaks up every ounce of boomer "wealth" in end of life care. And then put those gains into guns and beans right?

I'm a frog, but sometimes I'm also a bull or a bear.

https://youtu.be/500hSKU1owg
Someone will be left in the wreckage, brothers.

>>50277519
Embrace the swan life

/leanhogs/ bros... How will we ever financially recover from this?

I hate the CCP so much. Literally single handedly ruining the valuations of the companies in the only growing economy in the world. Fuck CCP and Fuck Chinese investors for being paper handed bitches.

Circuit Breakers Incoming

please dump, I was feeling embarrassed being in all cash again

SQQQ bros where we @?
this is our FUCKIN WEEK BROS

>>50277539
me so sorry roundeye

LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHERS. LISTEN UP TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
RACISM ISN'T COOL JACK.
WE ARE ALL THE SAME ON THE INSIDE BROTHER, AND THAT'S WHY THE HULKSTER IS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT RACISM ISN'T COOL DUDES. SO BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW MAN, AND DON'T HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEARTS BROTHERS.
SO IN CLOSING, A REAL HULKAMANIC ISN'T RACIST BECAUSE GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, AND WE SHOULD ALL RESPECT OUR FELLOW HUMANS DUDE. BUT LUCKLY FOR US, NIGGERS AND JEWS AREN'T HUMAN.
-HH

>>50277533
>all the grain softs are up
Said it before, have your positions for the autumn

>>50277578

>>50277519
Whore.

>>50277552
Ah jeez. Someone said something bad about Xi. Let me literally wipe out Trillions of dollars of market capitalization for no reason

Oh boy, we schizoposting about a Black Monday again. That makes 10 Sundays in a row now, I think.

>>50277547
You should be embarrassed for not being in any short positions at all. Anyone on this board who doesn't have at least 10% of their portfolio in puts months out or a short position is actually retarded for missing out a once in a lifetime drop

>>50277604

>>50277604
schizoposting is peak /smg/

>>50277578
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
>>50277604
Listen, if we keep doing it, at some point we will be right.

>>50277514
>And then put those gains into
Put them into fleeing the country to a place not in demographic collapse

Bullish or bearish?

>>50277604
SQQQ to $60 by 10:30am

Thank you to the anons that bullied me into selling my long positions on Friday. Good looking out

SIGA

>>50277620
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN MACHO MAN
YOU THINK YOU ARE GREAT BUT THE GREATEST IC CHAMP OF ALL TIME IS THE HONKY TONK MAN! YEAH BABY YEAH!

You know we are one day closer to fall and winter? You know what happens to stocks in winter? Bobo christmas is around the corner.

>>50277628
It smells of Cramer.

>>50277625
Immigrants from the developing world will keep the ball rolling for another 100 years or so

>>50277628
Articles like this scream "Buy our bags retail" to me, so bearish. I'm not buying in until they are screaming on the news that the markets will never recover and bankers start jumping out of skyscrapers again.

>>50277628
bearish, when everything looks bad and you are told to buy, it means they want you to carry their bags

>>50277664
peter zeihan said all the easy immigrants from central america will dry up because the populations in mexico, honduras and guat are plateauing so we have to figure out some mass importation strategies from Africa anyone () have any ideas

Is drip a good buy rn? Why would oil go any further up desu

>>50277628
reddit and assorted normies are literally being goyoped into buying institutional bags. extremely bearish until people are being thrown out of their homes and suicides start.

Make sure to get a good night sleep anon! You've got to clock in nice and early tomorrow!

Can we talk about resources for information on when to short SPACs?

>>50277715
You shouldn't listen to YouTube celebrities about anything. There's still demographic growth in South Asia and Africa. We can keep going for a while longer.

hey uhhhh why is there a giant gap on copper futures

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

>>50277747
yeah i just said its a lot harder for them to get over here from other continents

>>50277742
Forgot to post a hunter pic

>>50277720
You missed the downside probably. Oil is probably going to be rangebound anywhere from 90-110/b for crude until the market finishes confirming a recession.

Don't you wish you had so much fucking money you could literately swim in a swimming pool filled with green... Kinda the same thing as that scrooge mcduck from ducktails swimming in his bank vault.

Who's ready for the epic dump in markets when monke is declared another global threat pandemic?

>>50277750
No reason.
>damn pooh, didnt know it was that bad

>>50277653
man that christmas rally we got was fucking amazing. I was overleveraged on jpow talk, then he did the needful and pumped for santa's rally. Obviously I didn't sell like the dumb gorilla nigger I am and held till the bottom, I havent recovered yet at all

>>50277774
Wow, she's literally me on 13th of June, 9:31 New York time!

I think I'm ready to give up trading stocks and move to Hollywood to become an actor.
That unironically will give me a much better chance of making it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtk1O7Fwtg8

good evening sirs

I'm selling the pump to bait retail Monday morning.

>>50277750
Someone asked what copper was exactly, so as they searched for a science textbook they suspended all trading to verify the existence of copper

>LIQUIDATED ENTIRE PORTFOLIO
>ALL IN 50K SHORT S&P500 WITH 3X LEVERAGE

GOD BLESS MY SOUL!!!!!! BLOOD BATH WEEK!!!

>>50277818
shutup

Uhh bros. New Black swan just dropped.

Come on, you know they're planning something.

>>50277818
>he thinks theres gonna be a pump ever again

>>50277872
fuck you bear i didnt listen

>>50277860
They are trying to stall the crash until the democrats get wiped out on November just so they can blame the republicans and try to save Biden's 2024. Fed didnt start really raising rates until the republicans were bringing up inflation

>>50277860
Smells of death and opportunity.

>>50277838
Here we go!

>>50277888
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So why the fuck did futures take a FAT shit?? Did something stupid happen or is this just another "lol whoopsie we dunno, it's just going down"

its going to be green when i wake up in the middle of the night

>Nigger steals other nigger’s puppy.
Have they no honor, bros? It truly is poetry.

>>50277911
It's the usual "Oh yeah the market is actually shit" drop that has been happening a lot this year. preluding the crash

I’m sure it’ll stay down this time and not just keep crabbing for another two months

>>50277888

>>50277916
>Dark blue nissan altima
AVOID ALL ALTMA'S AND SENTRAS. If one is coming up to you drive away immediately

>quinesha
>dulce
>Nissan altima
My sides are in orbit.

>>50277901
>>50277930
He is NOT happy!

>>50277838
...What's the black swan? I missed the announcement.

>>50277911
Asia's down because the CCP can't stop fucking with their own companies

>>50277888
>Double-Tips
HERE WE GO LADS

>>50277911
>he doesn't know drop in futes = green eod

>>50277550
here, almost 100% positioned

>>50277916
What is the motive for kidnapping puppies? Can they sell them on craigslist or something?

>>50277944
https://youtu.be/5LACYrvV6uU
Draw blood this time, nigger

>>50277947
but but it'll be ok when usa collapses and ccp become the new usa, r-right?

>>50277911
China stress about a bankrun. Their indexes are down 3%.

>>50277966
Forgot pic

>>50277949
dubs and trips is a full house

>>50277961
sell them to dog fighters and shady breeders

>when the line only goes up

watch and learn, bobo's. watch and fucking learn!

>>50277947
>China is going through their Lehman moment but to a factor of 100
>Basically about to go through the same massive economic recession that we did
>They are still telling people to buy
The laws regulating financial advice should be higher

>>50277614
>>50277615
>>50277620
Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDFIaF-RjUY

>>50278016
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP, HARBY IS A JEW

>>50278028
People have been saying China's economy is about to collapse for 40 years. Keep on holding your breath buddy.

>>50277961
New business venture, they sell them to Chinese restaurants.

>>50278039
so many colors, very bearish

>>50278039
good song

>>50277533
why is vix up so much over the weekend?

>>50278064
check this (im a TA expert)

>>50277937
based observational anon

>>50278016
Heh nothing personal mumu

SIGA bros what are your positions like?
Buying OTM calls is silly, you should buy ITM far dated calls, or even sell a ton of OTM puts, like at the $5 range. It'll either exercise and you enter a long position that you want, or expire and you keep the premium. Win win if youre bullish

anyone here know what CTAs do? commodities trading agents/advisors

https://youtu.be/Nuy19Nnf4hU
<3

>>50278099
They get you to pay a fee for something you can do yourself

>>50278077
Probably hit the bottom of the demand zone and people have been loading it up. I love these asinine and narcissistic quants that post here or on twatter about LOL GAMMA DON'T WORRY MARKET WON'T DUMP BECAUSE DEALER POSITIONING they are just as dumb as us TA guys because they think they can read a machine like the stock market with math. Give me a break man if you could do that you would own the world already.

>>50278129
>They get you to pay a fee for something you can do yourself
i know, but do they just stare at charts all day

>>50277607
How many months out and how do you choose strike price? I've got puts on Marriot Hotels expiry in January. Now ITM, but I bought OTM.

>>50278080
>no moon phase indicator
Nice nonetheless, very cool.

>>50278056
Thats because the world as a whole was growing, and when the world grows china explodes in growth. Now the world is shrinking due partly to the COVID shutdowns, and China is already suffering from the blowback of it

>>50277581
What's the play? I've got a potash company - Verde Agritech.

>>50278144
Any brokerage is incentivized to perform trades for you so they receive commissions and fees. Money managers might even froth your account if theyre shady.
Firms will sell you their investment products with high IMFs. Protip: their management owns zero shares of whatever funds theyre selling to the public

Was Tinny right again?

Can I get a QRD of this China situation, what is going on there?

>>50278201
For me its too late for potash and fert. Planting season for the main crops is done. (I had some phosphate but it didnt pan out)
Looking at CORN and WEAT mostly, probably Nov expiry.

is this the week bros, cpi and earnings coming in hot like a chipotle bowel movement

Bread pudding texture fucking slaps at least on the top crust. Going to make a pudding sauce tomorrow with some alcohol and give it to family.

>>50278235
Dont forget second fertilization in the cycle. Soon but not tomorrow.

>>50277916
Why so they love pitbulls so much? Personally I think Pittbulls need to be banned and erased from existing.

>>50277937
>ALTMA'S
>>50277938
>Nissan altima
Is there something about Altimas I need to know about?

just rode my ebike back from my buddies house about 7 miles away. highly recommend you get one

>>50278081
>"H-hello, is this Mr. Bog?"
>"Yes, I bought up bobo's liquidity"
>"Thank you, Lord Bog."

>>50278309
In the end, God wins.
https://youtu.be/VoF9HUvYPKs

>>50278284
I should really research industry macros before I put cash down again, t. 3400 in UUUU

>>50278307
A what?

>>50278322

>>50278221
>investment products with high IMFs
does IMF stand for management fee?

How are the futures bros?

>>50278301
Darkies drive them and you’re more likely to get in a collision or get involved in a shootout with one

I was wondering what everybody was doomposting about and futures are only .6% down thats it?

weak

How was your weekend, /smg/?
I went outside, swam in the lake, got tan and drank beers. I enjoyed not being here. I didn't even have a phone with me. I am going to touch grass and kiss girls. Fuck wracking my brain on this clown market. I'm going boomer on the investing and not going to think about it anymore.

>>50278338
How the hell would you get any cardio from this

>>50278197
Growth estimates for FY 2022 are still ~ 5%. That's not imploding IMO

Is this bullish for natural gas or bearish?
makes natural gas more scarce right so the price should go up?

>>50278371
i peddled on the way there, and on the way back im drunk and bloated so i just cruised on the battery

>>50278342
Yeah thats right. Some active funds have a 2% or higher fee. Meanwhile and etf like SPY is under 0.50% iirc. Probably wont matter much for most anons ITT but scale matters

>>50278369
I never left /smg/ all weekend

numbers go up.
https://youtu.be/jfhmG3wE_Rk

how many employees do you think Elon tried to save the planet with?

>>50278369
Got a lot of studying done for my aws certification exam. Biked a couple miles Friday, did 4 miles today. Feeling pretty good.

Planning on shorting Uber tomorrow, or going long Dwac when I wake up.

>>50278364
nat gas futures up 5%.

>>50278309
>He Bought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

>>50277628
check it out

equities bottom around 116 days before the economy bottoms.

>>50278377
Q2 forecast is down 2% or more gdp wise. 5% GDP growth would involve q3 and q4 neeeding 3%+. We are already two weeks into Q3 and flailing with lay offs etc.

>>50278395
https://youtu.be/5JMPKjKYIh8
god I love phonk music

>>50278417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9GXqCBAZb0

>>50278369
No siga? Faggot

>>50278420
based, I love how so much of /smg/ has similar taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F80cgrZQ4D0

>>50278391
ngl a break is nice. Gotta find something to spend money on
>>50278400
I need to get my bike out. I'm sure I am going to need new tubes it has sat so long.

>>50278454
Thinking about buying a cigar to enjoy each week out on the fire escape/stairs up to my apartment.

>>50278454
I only have $75k in cash....

>>50278420
Ngl that beat was nice

>>50278473
Sounds nice. Make a nice meal before and go smoke.
>>50278488
Lake was free and beer was cheap. I just had to stop thinking about it and then I accidentally had a nice time

>>50278517
probably cocktail from a shaker, Like a manhattan or a boulvedair

>>50277474
So my aapl put is going to give me a wet dream tonight

>>50278552
I've never had a boulvedair. Does it have a tart taste? Or is it just dry and a little bitter?

>>50278517
Well, actually I did go to the park to fly my drone around, but there was some giant soccer camp so I had to turn around... On a related note: I have 10 bottles of wine and 2 beers.... that enough to drink myself to death?

18 more days until we're officially in recession, and then we can quit it with these fake and gay rallies

>>50278612
It is extremely bitter without a doubt. It brings some fruit flavors along with it. I think my favorite part about the drink is the bright colour though.

>>50278623
That's cool. I always kinda wanted to get a drone but I know I would ball that thing up so I wouldn't get a nice one.

I have 112k in savings and 8k in company stock. How do I turn it into a million dollars?

>futures

>Quickly remembers about those 500 shares of TQQQ

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50278734
Mine was a kit that I had to build myself, very tiny one. I've crashed and repaired it many times... It's the only thing I have in life besides /smg/ and my job... just hard to find places to fly it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DIDN'T I BUY THE SOXS DIP ON FRIDAY???

>>50278378
neither, its changish

>get banned on Friday
>fit and firing for Monday morning shitposting
simple as

>71 Countries.

>>50278825
70 countries in two weeks

>>50278830

>>50278839
Someone on /smg/ made fun of me for using that meme last week... They said it's too old to be used anymore

In a few months when winter hits in Europe it's officially over.

everyone in the world should just go short, end poverty

>>50278844
I hope you called that niggermonkey a zoomer and told them to go back to r*ddit.

>>50278907
I don't remember.... I think it was after I made this webm
Fuck crabs

>>50278761
>>50278786
I’m not checking futures, you silly roody poos.
It’s probably down just 0.5% or so.

Post a screenshot next time, you stupid faggots.

>>50278920
>making a webm
I’m so jealous that you have that much time on your hands.
Great OC, btw.

>1% down
>black swan

>>50277747
>pajeets
They are no longer wanted.
>africa
Lol.

>>50278364
>>50278922
Fucking called it.
You faggots are ridiculous.

In support of the panic tho, there is the inflation numbers coming out.
The jobs report on Friday seemed to get a muted reaction from the market.
Judging from those numbers, inflation may have ticked higher.

>>50277602
>>50277552
What's going down in chinkland?

>>50278967
>blah blah blah blah

>>50278850
We need the august DCB before that.

>>50278907
>>50278844
>someone who came to 4chan in 2009 was calling himself an oldfag
I shoulda left in 2014 when it was clearly going downhill. Here forever, not willingly.

I have determined these futures to be of the homosexual and fabricated variety

>>50278814
You also had thursday.

>>50278990
the volumes are tiny

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50278960
I see your portfolio senpai

>>50278985
Poxed cock

>>50278420
>>50278451
Who would’ve thought Project Pat would be the fiscal bridge between the US and Russia that we needed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yWLv1LQgpE

>>50279036
Oh? And what do you think I have in my folio right now? SQQQ was pretty cheap on friday, don't you think?

>>50278936
>I’m so jealous that you have that much time on your hands.
How's the new job? How much time/energy do you spend between the job work itself and supplementary study?

Big lips for big dongs bros

>>50279059
Load up this morning, Cramer said the recession is canceled

https://www.lynalden.com/the-area-under-the-curve/

>The world enjoyed a multi-year period of high energy abundance, due to the sharp rise of unprofitable shale oil on top of supply/demand situation that was otherwise rather balanced, and this resulted in a significant period of oversupply. A lot of analysts view that as being the normal that we will return to, when in many ways it was anything but normal. Instead, most of my analysis over the past couple years has pointed to that supply glut being over. OPEC likely doesn’t have a ton of spare capacity and North American shale producers have already tapped into a lot of the easy deposits, and are now operating in a more disciplined manner with an emphasis on positive free cash flow. Emerging markets continue to grind higher in terms of energy demand, as they use a small but growing fraction per capita of what the developed world uses.

my favourite tranny telling me oil is going to be okay

a-are my TQQQ puts gonna be okay?

>>50279118
>the Trump years really were a singularity that will never return, that people will talk about like the Kenndy years as a time of good economy and low gas prices in the future death hives where we live in the pods, eat the bugs and fear the night as that's when the ghoulish former humans known as trannies come out to feast on the living

>>50278985
The dump is over the inflation report, not mankey pax.
The COVID dump also didn’t really happen until the shutdown occurred.

>>50279039
>>50279073
>>50279087
Based spammer

>>50279154
Are the managers that shave 1% off the top of your investment retarded or no?

In honor of the movie selection from movie night, I've remastered this webm in a higher resolution and in VP9. Seems appropriate right now

>>50279170
Just give it time.

Once the Marburg and Monke cases both start spreading way more like wildfire, then that can less to the biggest crash of the century.

futes took a shit

>>50279226
F emerging markets

>>50279226
Yep. Leg down.

>>50278377
Its delusional, theres zero chance we have 5% growth in 2022 with continued hikes through at least q3. Major megacap companies are doing layoffs and hiring freezes. The fact that its still 5% should tell you this shit is not priced in yet

>>50278420
>>50278417
>>50278395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP5TATTw5Rw

we are closing in the green today, bitcoin is the best indicator the S&P 500 and currently it's doing a fake low volume dump which actually means green for s&p 500

mumu really thought it was over didn't he lmao

What are the consequences of a Chinese bank run?

I want to short twtr on open, is it too late?

Green by market open. Sorry bobo bitch

>>50279265
no consequences unless you're a bug person

>>50279250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRQbKqUMq8

>>50279282
But all the cheap plastic and aluminum shit comes from there.

>>50279278

>>50277474
Walter Mondale won

Actual /smg/ thread theme for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ewiV79_A64

>>50277888
God damn thats one feisty swan

Imagine. There's huge numbers of zoomers and millennials out there that cut their dicks off because Blackrock spammed everyone everywhere with tranny propaganda. And now blackrock is gonna miss their earnings. Kek. Bullish (for bobos and societal collapse enjoyers).

I hope you guys are gonna buy as many SNGX stocks as possible before WHO/CDC/Bill gates etc. announce another pandemic over Marburg.

>>50279299
I unironically think there was fraud in the 1984 election. Everything about recent elections and the fact we know 1960 was fraudulent has made me reconsider the 'flow' of elections. Who counts the votes? How does money impact things? Reagan had all the big companies pulling for him, whose to say they didn't grease a few palms here and there to make sure he won everywhere but minnesota? After all isn't it a little strange he ran the table so hard and long, even in places like Massachusetts?

>>50279334
give me a Brown fund, the most dirtiest, poolluting stocks

>>50279204
based ST enjoyer

green id and we open green also dubs

>futures

>>50279334
I wonder if a lot of these companies that bought off property at extremely inflated prices didn't accidentally create another situation like 2008 except with themselves as the overleveraged borrowers

>>50279290
Not just the cheap stuff anon....

>>50278754
Siga is guaranteed ten bagger

>>50279100
Already way ahead of you on thursday and friday.

ah.. bobos in this thread are a bit excited.. i quite remember everyone posting their puts on friday.. be ready bobo you're in for a rude awakening this week

Why yes I will be a buyer sooner than later.

>>50279353
Annoying knowing that a blockchain based voting system would have been perfect. But the powers that be will never allow it

>>50279421
Oh no

>>50277474
>NAS FUTES -1%
COCK BROS WE GOT TOO BULLY

Jesus why are futures bleeding out so much?

>>50279535
guess what? super bullish vibes

>>50279535
>We were at the top why is it normalizing
Dunno lol

>>50279361
Gotta love breast envy

>xi bank run leads to credit defaults
>manufacturing halts
>world trade slows

Is this bullish for commodities? If not, what is it bullish for?

>>50279618
its bearish, no demand for commodities will make prices go down. gold, TIPS

Yo what the fuck bull bros, the fed still is doing QE so why the fuck are futures red? This is fucking bullshit
Inflation has peaked and recession is priced in. We should be green

>>50279618
Bullish for bears and timing-the-market-ers

>>50279361
This was fun enough. Even though the last episode was Quality. Sex with Chinese magenta hair.

Lovely, went short spx before sleeping and I wake up to free money.
Didn't think much could happen overnight to reverse them.

>>50279626
WHAT ABOUT THEIR EXPORTS THOUGH
IS THIS AMERICAS TURN TO SELL METALS?

mumu's stay strong
THIS IS NOT THE HOUR OF THE BOBO

>>50279692
You are right, it isn't the hour, it is the year.

>>50279711
Dumb bullposter.

Also fuck the tranny janny for banning me for NSFW when I literally went through the fucking effort to make an image SFW. Fuck you faggot.

>>50279711
Czech'ed

>>50279452
Tasty shorty

>>50279711
>>50279733
not going to check those dubs, you will be liquidated for your sins

>>50278016
>bobo's

One thing I hate the fucking most is how gay and retarded fake pumps get. I'm not going to get tricked again.
>"It'll top out now"
>pumps more
>"It'll top out now"
>pumps more
>"Okay now it's turning downwards-"
>proceeds to pump 3x of what it pumped the whole day, in under 5 minutes

>>50279732
Dont feel bad, they ban for sexy women of any kind. Dont ask me why.

So is China's economy collapsing at full speed? Could it all be due to that Evergrande bubble popping and recent bank runs?

>hang seng
can we finally just nuke those fucking chinks? except slave labor nothing of value is lost anyway

>>50277667
im not buying until retail stop trying to inverse the media narrative

>>50279732
think how slight an angle will result in just the top or bottom of the brain getting blasted
then to save face they call it mad cow disease, rather than just bad aim

im schizophrenic, so I have three trading accounts, one bull, one bear, and one theta. this way I always come out on top

Nobody check the Euro.

>>50279870
Asia and Europe cracking

DXY at 107.5

10Y at 3.06%

Most of the yield curve is inverted

lol. lmao

>>50279951
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT THE RECESSION AWAY!!!1! YOU HAVE TO LET IT CRASH!

recuperatin

>>50278176
Why is the wagie so upset? The guy could have just shit on the floor.

We’re hea-

Lmao oil niggers
So glad i dumped my nrgu when i did

Bank runs in chyner.

>>50280257
sounds like a job for the Plunge protection team

dollar going this high should be illegal

>>50278850
Hope all the immigrants from warmer climates freeze their balls off and decide to fuckoff back where they came from.
Then there shouldn’t be a shortage of gas anymore.

>>50280323
your mom should be illegal

>>50280536
Is this what m*nkey pox looks like?

>>50280552
Poxed cawk bro

>>50280650
>>50280660
I feel nothing looking at pictures like this. Makes me kinda sad.

>>50280684
Means your hardened

Greasing it up bros

>>50280708
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Any1 else holding puts?
Im getting harder and harder.

We open green

OPEN UP MUMU FUCKING SHIT

look
im gonna go get some sausage jalapeno and cheese kolaches real quick
dont drop my calls while im out, got it?

>futures

>>50277474
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKv-xdNrchM&list=PLKyhzR4oaIWTTMMrqxc8pwIYUYkBqAbvj&index=8

ARKK coin to the muuuuuuun!

comfy

>they invested in China

Buy UUUU or you're a libtard.

USAC bros, so do you think we get any kind of pump leading into exdivie or are we qt the mercy of this fukt market? I'm still holding calls on my 2nd dip this call cycle. Hoping to sell but also buy puts. Not sure I'll be buying puts if we don't get a little pump this week

just got back with a cheeseburger instead!
thx guys, futes looking good

>>50281103
not buying puts would be a mistake imo
began the move last week but i am still holding a few calls just in case things get stupid
the market is retarded right now that’s for sure

So it's dumping coz of china today,then cpi and earnings on the following days,right?

>>50281204
there’s also this

>bobo euphoria
Extremely bullish

>>50281224
Your bullish attitude is extremely bearish

>>50281204
and this

>>50281224
>>50281233
It’s official, we’re crabbin’.

>>50281233
>>50281224
can't tell if im bullish cause of these comments or bearish..hmmm

>>50277474
>Pussy Bobos don't know there is a double bottom and a massive breakout on the XBI.

>>50281245
Your smugness about crabbing is a kangaroo signal.

>>50281254

Circuit breakers today gentlemen. More suffering incoming.

>>50279452
looks like a teenage trans benicio del toro

>>50279629
>Peaked
>Not realizing some states are now sending their residents stimmies because federal will not

>>50281296
I hope so, I’m tired of waiting.

>>50281316
Isn't only commiefornia doing that? What other states have been doing this shit?

>>50281323
I'm actually kicking myself in the ass for sellikng my soxs too soon.

I’m so sick of the fake pumps. This shit show needs to hurry up and crash. No point in kicking the can down the road

fute doin a lil sumin sumin

btc also showing strong resistance at 20k.

Looks like we'll have a red open to green/crab close.

>>50281324
I've got some friends in Oregon who said they were getting them. Not sure who else.

Markets pumping today

Futures are in fact bussin.

>>50278816
Why'd he do that? what an absolute retard

Who's baking?

last for UBER up 10%

>>50281353
damn..shes got boyfriends now? this woman is unstoppable, im shorting the markets, no hope after seeing this.

what do you guys do when you are bullish?

>>50281377
Jerk off furiously in my mouth.

>>50281377
The same thing I do when I'm bearish, don't do anything and just watch my mutual funds slowly trickle away

I'm short as fuck and this amount of bobo posting is making me really nervous. We are going up this week aren't we?

>>50281403
you will never break 5'11"

>>50281403
You didnt unironically buy calls did you?

>>50281403
not sure week to week, but i think this month is going to be bad. apple earnings will be the cherry on top.

today will be red w-won't it bobros?

>>50281589
with mumus, you're in good hands

>>50281377
Regret not buying more when i was down.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. How the hell is TSLA pumping pre market. I hate this Reddit tier stock.

short EMs, long USD
simple as that

Today will be green. Screencap this.

>>50281646
Musk drones are a cult and are doubling down.

>The courts will FORCE Musk to buy Twitter

We’re reversing.

Pepsi earnings tomorrow morning, very likely to beat and raise guidance
You've heard it heere first

Fuck this gay Reddit stock. It’s over for me bobros. Reddit won. I have 750 puts expiring on Friday

>>50281693
To this day I still don't accept Azusa as part of their group.

>>50281732
you should wait for cpi dude. that's gonna tank some shit

>>50281732
>shorting the bottom

why didn't you do this shit when it was 1200?

https://twitter.com/HarunTulunay/status/1543571437352620033
>They just found that my liver levels are elevated in today's blood test and they want to keep observing. It is at an "almost dangerous" high.
>Some treatment may elevate liver levels so they want to keep observing. They don't know the reason yet but taking me off the meds bit only keep on tecovirimat and hiv antivirals.
>keep on tecovirimat
>keep on tecovirimat
another patient getting liver damage from brincidofovir
showing yet again how efficacious and better tecovirimat is - that after seeing his liver enzyme levels elevated they took him off brincidofovir, and kept him on tecovirimat
they did not stop the tecovirimat, as it actually cures monkeypix and doesn't poison your liver

Best Chinese stocks to short?
Finance sector? Manufacturing? Hospitality? Real estate?

>>50281746
She works a lot better in her Jun and Ui group than with the club members since they already have a straight man. I still like her a lot though.

>It was another fake and gay dump

>>50281779

bake I have a post I want to make

USD might briefly touch parity today.

>>50281768
You think so? I’ll get raped by theta and you never know what this gay reddit stock will decide to do. However I’m still debating waiting it out. Too much money lost for me to sell now

>>50281835
>i've lost too much to not continue losing

>>50281188
Ya I'm with you. Was hoping for a little pump today or tomorrow to get out. My average is $.265 so I can probably break even this morning. Got 440 contracts so I will probably bail on most of them

>>50281855
too many details, bro
USAC is too easily manipulated

dollar go down please

>>50281732
Would hold that, CPI could be a gap down for tesla.

>futes going down again
thank fuck

WHERE'S THE BREAD YOU LAZY FUCKS

>>50281880
Ok. So the dividend announcement should be sometime this week right? That usually begins the final pump. Bad timing with children and fomc so who fucking knows what's going on

>>50281929
declaration is this week, record should be the 26th
everything should be as per usual, barring fuckery related to that plant explosion

Is inflation actually cooled?
Will I have wasted money buying SPXS at 24?
Will I never get a gf?
Find out Wednesday on SMG!
:(

Lol these commercials on Bloomberg are so cringe. “You will put a woman on Mars”. The gay nigger art director talking about diversity. Or people talking about how AI hiring needs to be fixed to avoid “discrimination”. It’s so tiring.

>>50281834
>> briefly touch parity

Yeah, as it waves on the way by

>>50281905
This is the last smg ever.

>>50281979

last thread

bulls finally offed themselves

>>50281961
>people talking about how AI hiring needs to be fixed to avoid “discrimination

What do the robots know that we dont?

Is /smg/ finally over?

>>50282006
>Page 5
truly the end

Nobody bake

>>50282006

>>50282006
Sadly, no, some stupid faggot nigger baker will come along to make the next smg, and, pathetically, they're so retarded they'll do it completely for free.

>>50281324
>>50281336
Maine also sent out "inflation relief" checks.

>>50282006

>>50281835
tsla is being carried out by memes today. the CPI will bring valuation back to earth and since the job report was positive, that'll cement the next .75 bps which will rekt the market.
Of course I could be wrong, but I bet on a bad cpi report as June was a shitty month for consumers with sky high gas price

>>50281961
Don't consoom Bloomberg then.

>>50282030
FUCKING PEAK RETARDATION
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY GET WORSE

>>50281961
why the fuck are you always talking about bloomberg you sound like a fucking autist

>>50281953
Ya that was interesting....

>>50282043
>IT CAN'T POSSIBLY GET WORSE

help i literally need to make money today

>>50282030
>high inflation environment
>print more to compensate for inflation
>inflation gets worse

there are some true galaxy brain governors. Or is it part of the narrative "inflation is transitory, so it'll go away even if we print more"

>>50282091
Get a job

>>50282057
I have never once mentioned Bloomberg on here besides then nerd. Are you saying you like those ads?

>>50281979
Good.

I have TWO new posts I want to make. BAKE NOW

>>50282184
>>50282184
>>50282184
I did it

>>50281886
What, you dont like America enough to want a strong currency?

>>50282196

>>50282196
Lmao this nigga did it for free. I was going to pay you too but glad I got a thread for cheapies