/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50268994
First for hating niggers

Second for hating kikes

Lmaoing at the dude in the last thread who is going to get killed by his white drug dealer friend who he doesn’t give stock tips to anymore

Just another reason to never become “the stock guy” among your friends

>>50268994
R8 my portfolio

Is it time to short oil?

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BAKE WITHOUT LINKS
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
MODS DO SOMETHING
DELETE THIS

>>50269036
It's always a lose/lose. If you tell them a great stock by they lose trading it, they'll blame you for their losses. If you don't tell them a great stock but mention gains, they'll blame you for not including them in the gains. I never reveal anything concrete and pretend to be ignorant.

>Bro the stock market is crazy these days, what are you in on?
>Ah I don't even remember. Some ETFs or some shit (which is partially true, 3x bear ETFs)

>>50269098
It’s especially worse because retards like you will lull their friends into buying terrible -3x bear ETF’s during market downtrends to. Chop chop.

>>50269117
Why shouldn't I go all in on SPXS at 24 then sell at 30?

>>50269136
Buy OTM calls for extra leverage

>>50269052
Wtf? TMF and TMV? What are you trying to accomplish?

>>50269117
Did you even read my post, midwit? I said, I don't recommend shit. And no, I buy bear ETFs when they dip during a tiny uptrend within a recession. Don't project your bullshit onto me.

>>50269136
Don’t make me spoon feed you why 3x bear ETFs are pretty much akin to incinerating your cash. This is a very drawn out conversation that has been iteratively put out there on smg. DYOR and in the mean time I’m just going to let you know that you are essentially a downs cunt for falling for these scams.

3x Bull ETFs have their own issues, but 3x bear ETFs are basically the equivalent to railing way too much ketamine and going to the slots machine and trying a thousand rounds of it and thinking you’ll have a positive expected value with that strategy

I think taking ketamine and playing slots actually has a higher EV than 3x bear ETFs

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>50269164
pairs trade

>>50269179
Either way I make the money.
Dunno anon. I bought at 20 and sold at 25. I made 5 bucks a share. I don't see a problem with that. Not like it's something you hold.

UBER GOING TO ZERO
SHORT SHORT SHORT
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/jul/10/uber-files-leak-reveals-global-lobbying-campaign

>>50269179
SOXS is up 70% YTD. Of course you can use these as a short term investment, just not a long term.

>>50269215
Sell these news, dummy. It's already too late to short.

>>50269215
Gonna be shorting Uber, Lyft and DD out of this one

>>50269240
Lyft is trading at 13 lol plenty of downside on Uber 15 by end of week

>>50269215
Why is Uber so evil? They're a fucking taxi service lmao. How hard is it to just drive people from one place to another without drama?

>>50269299
It is in the techies blood.

Wait till you hear about the AirBNB "money cannon".

>>50269327
>Airbnb spends $50 million a year in payouts to guests and hosts, including for counseling sessions, patching bullet holes, and hiring body-fluid crews to clean up blood, report says
I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems.

>>50269391
you know, that actually doesn't sound like a lot of money in the grand scheme of things

>>50269391
Charlie Munger would likely call this a flawed business, on ethical grounds. Not just being a moralfag. For him, long term ethical behavior leads to outsized gains. Fact of the matter is, someone made a business decision that it would be cheaper to clean up the blood, because they're saving so much on construction costs of the building, than to address the issue that there's more danger to it's customers than the customers realize. Long ago, I predicted there would be an AirBNB killer or something like that. I was right. Or maybe that makes it a "winning" business model, idk. I don't invest in things that are like this, or stay in one again. I once stayed with a host family in California on vacation. They were nice but their 11 year old daughter was sleeping in the room next door. I accidentally walked into her room after trying to find my way back from the bathroom one night. She turned in her bed, and I just said "sorry" and closed the door. The girl was really friendly and talkative throughout the day but I felt like it was just a mask she learned to deal with strangers. Poor thing. Californians are so fucked housing wise

>>50269527
Did we need the you walking in on some 11 yr old trying to sleep story? I felt like your post would have been perfectly fine without you sharing that experience with us.

>>50269065
Is oil demand going to go down? Did Russia stop the war? Did the Saudis finally find the competence to actually get enough oil out of the ground? Did Germany put its head out of its ass?

>>50269527
what are you implying

>>50269209
>>50269234
y'all are gambling. The house always wins, because people keep playing until they lose.

>>50269201
The 50/50 rebalance strat? That only works if you have an absolute fuckton of money, anon.

>>50269610
The only major loss I have had is with MO.

>>50269527
Coca-Cola hired Colombian death squads.
Nestle uses child slave labor.

>>50269570
It shows that abnb residents put themselves in fucked situations like letting strangers basically have access to their underage children in exchange for cash

>>50268994
PGNY

>>50269610
It's not gambling. I see it as paying a fee to have fun for a few hours with my friends on /smg/.
$1k a day isn't that bad of a price

>>50268994
Anyone had success with stock algorithm trading? I'm pretty much set to start but I need a good strategy

SIGA bros
If $100 is the bear case, what’s the bull case?
Moderna’s vaccine only cost $35 per dose but their market cap went as high as $195bil.
TPOX costs $900 per treatment. And it will be used to treat vaccine side effects as well as active infections.
Could SIGA go as high as $1000 for market cap of ~$100bil?

>>50269735

Why don't you post the fucking links? They're important and show we want some sort of quality, if you can't take a couple seconds to copy paste them then don't make the thread.

>>50269788
Checked. Don't see much discussion on Reddit so we are ahead of the curve.

I give up.

>europoors gonna lay with migrants just to stay warm this Christmas. They already twisted bonds to service the PIGS.

>>50269972
>3days
>1 week
I had a coworker who talked about losing like 10 lbs in 3 weeks for her birthday. I don't know how people have these crazy unrealistic expectations. Even when I cut hard it takes a few months to lose the body fat I want.

>>50269972
Same. I've officially switched back into I-Give-Up mode. Just going to drink and eat fried and sweet foods every day until I die of a stroke or heart attack or whatever. I don't have the self discipline... or even a reason to bother taking care of myself. Maybe TQQQ will jump this week and my calls will print, then I can hire a personal trainer to force me to be healthy and also be my friend.

>>50270068
How much do you weigh? How active are you?

>>50270101
I don't own a scale anymore, but last time I went to the doctor.... I think last summer... I was around 190lbs I think. I've definitely gained weight since then. I'm not active.

>>50269972
Should switch to sugar free Monsters first. The blue ones; that's to start. Then stop eating 3 meals a day. Stop eating 2 even. Eat 1 big meal in the evening and you can eat until you go to sleep but it has to be healthy.

You can have cheat days 3 days per week. The total calories of all of these meals can't go above 6000 calories per week. If you're smaller, do 5000 calories. Even you're a woman, do 3-4000 calories of cheat calories per week. And don't do it more than 3 days per week.

Avoid sugar, avoid flour at ALL COSTS, in all forms, unless it is part of a cheat meal. And keep getting those blue Monsters. You'll lose weight. Fuck jannies this is how you prepare your brain for Monday morning.

>>50270140
I was 190 last September and am 155 skinnyfat now working on bulking. If I can do it (I fucking love food), so can you anon.

>>50270140
>I was around 190lbs
Not bad if you are 6'6'' or so.

>>50269585
oil go down in short term as recession is confirmed (its already been going down). This winter it's going to get bad and surge.

I'm tired of the day to day struggle.

>>50270185
It's not enough to avoid sugar, you also have to avoid sweet-tasting 'sugarfree' stuff. Artifical sweeteners increase insulin levels, which in turn decreases blood sugar, which makes you hungrier.

Then again, calories stored = calories taken in - calories going out - calories burned.
You don't need to eat leass or excercise more, you just need to shit more. Basic maffs.

>>50269972
>I give up

>>50270068
>Same. I've officially switched back into I-Give-Up mode.

I was feeling like this. Gained a bunch of weight. Almost 300 lbs Was just 200 a year ago.

I decided I don't want to give up. I want gains. I want a beautiful wife and children. So yesterday I went biking. Only did 2 miles. Today. I did over 4 miles.

I'm going to keep going every other day.

I'm going to keep buying the dip.

I'm going to keep selling the rally.

I will keep learning to increase my earning potential.

I will make it. I hope you make it with me fren.

>>50269788
I'm aiming for 100 billion, but taking profits at 10 billion and 50 billion.

>>50270256
You might want to tighten that up a bit lmfao

what is mr. bus driver going to buy with all his oil money?

>>50270202
>If I can do it (I fucking love food), so can you anon.
Yeah, but why do I want to? I don't have a reason
>>50270218
Lol I'm 5' 11"

>>50270140
How tall are you? There are sites where with this info you can figure out how many calories you need to maintain your weight. From there you just need to figure out a plan to consume less than that, over time you'll lose the weight. Then just cut out sugary foods, sodas, and all that type of shit. Get 5k steps a day, 10k if you're really fucking serious and baller. The fat will melt off you if you stay consistent. Don't make the calorie deficit too large though. 500 - 800 deficit. The hard part is sticking to it when it's late and you want to start snacking. You're not crazy fat though 190lb isn't terrible but I guess it depends on your height.

>>50270302
For me, I am the reason. My health is one of my top priorities in life. I do it for myself. Simple as. Sounds to me like you need a near death experience

>>50270244
Wowzers

Great story

Can I post it on /r/don'tgiveup

Sir?

>>50270399
How about you post a copy in your suicide note you faggot?

>>50269036
I deflect all questions like that by explaining i only trade index funds. Which is true. I have no hot tips and no i don't know what's going to happen tomorrow.

>>50269193

>>50270296
Why?

>>50270399
>changing yourself for the better is reddit
No wonder you’re stuck here

>>50270362
Based.

Since a 20% down payment on a home is like $250k now and with inflation you need like $10 million to retire comfortably I've decided that it's not even worth trying since I'm in my 30s and will be pretty much dead by the time I accomplished any of it so instead I will spend all the disposable income from my $100k job consooming on hobbies, dining on restaurants, traveling, and enjoying life instead of saving for a future that will never come, thus exacerbating inflation. Nothing personnel Fed.

>>50269036
all stock tips I've given my friends were the bomb but they never listen. They just ignore me

>>50270598
>They just ignore me
as they should

>>50270580
Woah there don't you know you have to buy a boomer box or you'll never get a based tradwife? If you don't buy one all you'll get are materialistic whores...

I'm glad to see some of /smg/ has abandoned the starved /fit/fag pill, and has embraced the well fed hamchad pill. I'm heading to Walmart today to grab enchiladas and lasagna. I will not starve. My kind will never inherit the earth

still worth to short twitter or has the ship sailed already?

>>50270296
>>50270563
He probably thinks it's a nothingburger

>>50270675
Kek

Is CPI reported before the market opens?

>>50270760
0830 isnt it?

>>50270786
jewish trickery

>>50270760
lol lmfao you think they wouldn't give institutions an hour to dump on you?

>>50269788
We are reaching reddit AMC levels of wishful thinking here. The cope experienced on the slight chance of siga falling through will make soxl bag holders look like straight white cis males. I'm holding 300 shares - A SIGA Knight of the roundtable but even I am only banking on $60/$70

>>50270580
anon just give up netflix. experts in the industry have assured me for as little at $9.95/mo you can have the american dream. personally I use 6 avacados as my down payment.

>>50270879
idk if it's the only thing booming in a dead market, with a catalyst retail understands, could get wild

I think I'm going to start buying literal lottery tickets when I go to the liquor store now... scratch offs

>>50270929
Kino

>>50270944
My mom always gets me some scratch offs for my birthday. That has had a better rate of return than my portfolio

>>50270929
You're more likely to win YOLOing weekly SPY options.

>>50270817
Lulz the gap ups/downs are comical.
>Stocks are up today -Cnbc NPC
>Show a downward trending chart that is only up because of a $5 gap up pre market

Pretty sure someone recommended Crocs here a week ago or so to help with feet problems. Something Something about arches and support. Thinking of taking some of profits from buying recent rally to do something nice for myself. Could use some new shoes anyway.

I just had a shit come out of me in a stream as if i were taking a piss. It wasnt fully liquid, probably the consistency of a vat of melted snickers. This is what a weekend of nothing but goyslop will do to you fellas

>>50270879
I don’t see how $100/share is unrealistic. $8 billion market cap is easily achievable with a few government contracts. There are ongoing clinical trials in UK and Japan. Other countries will follow suit when they realize the global extent of the spread

>>50270879
>SIGA BUYS JUNIOR GOLD MINER

>apple
>aapl
not
>appl

>>50271165
Love that movie. Such kino

>>50271200
It makes it higher alphabetically.
If I found a company I'll name it AAAAAAAAAA.

>>50270879
I’m kinda hoping it keeps crabbing. I’m at 350 right now. I want to buy another 150 under 13, under 12 even.
My price target is only like $25 though. Anything above that would be wonderful.

HEEEEEEEEEEY
MAAAAAAAAN
HAAAAAAAAAAVE
FUUUUUUUUUN

I wish I would’ve gotten rich in the bull market

>>50271165
This happens to me just from consuming a lot of soluble fiber, magnesium, vitamin b, vitamin c, and water. It pretty much makes your intestinal contents absorb and hold on to water so it comes out muddy and sticky. In the extreme case it's also called "osmotic diarrhea".

Post your SOXL cost basis

>18

>>50271064
Fr fr? Cuh you need a bussin cut if you bringing heat in crocgods

Does anybody else wake up at like 6am, roll around in bed until like 9am-10am, not finish drinking their pot of coffee until like 1pm, not finish their meal until like 4pm, and is not showered and ready to start their day until like 6-7pm? Or do I have ADHD?

>>50271415
Wake up and jerk off

I’m so tired

>>50271216
Ever wondered why the new name for Fiat Crysler + PSA was stellantis?
>STLA
>Totally not just a TSLA mistype bait

Makes me unreasonably mad.

>>50271415
>ADHD
Sounds like ADHD or depres. Either way start exercising, lifting, working out. I promise it helps. Probably need to eat better as well.

>>50271307
>Cuh you need a bussin cut if you bringing heat in crocgods
Probably will be getting a g43 soon if things go well enough next week.

>>50271292
11.30ish. Sold half my leaps on Friday. May sell off the rest this week Depending on how things go. Really am expecting a big crash but if everyone is expecting it maybe it never happens.

>>50269036
>Just another reason to never become “the stock guy” among your friends
i'm the macro guy in my circle and i dont give out specific trades or picks anymore. lose / lose situation

>>50271485
When I work out I spend like 3-6 hours on a workout. The problem is that I try to browse /smg/ while doing "things" (coffee, food, workout, etc.) but it ends up slowing me down because I keep forgetting to complete that "thing" so every "thing" I do ends up being measured in hours instead of minutes, but I can't start a new "thing" away from /smg/ until I complete the current "thing".

>>50271415
>Doesn't do shit in life
>Doesn't know why he refuses to get out of bed and stuff
>Tries to give it a name so he has something to blame it on
Anon.. pls

>>50271172
I would love to be wrong. I'm not a short and I own shares. I'm just trying not to be too self delusional as far as expectations. If it hits those numbers then great if not then my morale isn't blown. During the height of covid we really only saw one of the the big 4 vaccine providers blow up in share price - Moderna. I don't see mpox demanding that level of attention in media, institutions, word of mouth, etc, to warrant that level of price action. The fear isn't there yet and it's been localized to faggots and degenerates

>>50271292
>26

>>50271415
Sounds like you're an undisciplined fuck
Make rules for yourself and stick to them
Exercise daily and learn something every day

what TA does /smg/ use?

myself, i use an exponential regression with 2 sigma bands (100 bars on <=1d candles, 1000 bars on >1d candles) and a different representation for volume so that it's more readable than full volume bars (difference from 100 bar volume EMA with 2 sigma EMA bands drawn in).
i haven't found RSI, MACD, candlestick patterns or moving averages on charts and all that other nerd shit to be particularly useful.

>>50269036
I have a retirement age coworker who put 400k into some growth index fund in RBC and lost 15k over a few months at the start of the year. He was freaking out a lot but I helped him navigate it. He ended up closing his account and moving it to 1 year GICs at the local credit union with a preferred rate

>>50270563
You sell targets are at 10% 50% and 100%. Does this sound reasonable for anything at all? It says your final target is way to high and you don't have any clue when to sell. You need to be more realistic. The disease fatality/transmutability isn't even the driving factor. That would be the MSM and the cronies.

>>50271612
TA? I just buy globally diversified index funds

>>50270879
>>50271172
what are you retards going to do when Mpox turns out to be a nothing burger

SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>>50271556
Only one shot up to crazy highs because the others are massive companies. Moderna mooned because it started small and the income from vaxxines totally changed their profits.

>>50271636
waiting for the FED pivot

>>50271612
>what TA does /smg/ use?
just basic trend lines and patterns, mostly. RSI to keep an eye out for over/under bought conditions in the very short term. sometimes ill look at moving averages

>>50271612
I look at options flow and fib retracement levels mostly. I sometimes look at different trendlines and tops and bottoms. Also looking RSI MACD, ma crossovers, Schaff Trend and such. Still trying to find my edge

>Opinion: If you buy the S&P 500 Index now, there is only a 4% chance you’ll be paying too much
>before last week's pump media was bearish
>after the pump is bullish and tells retail to buy
yeah I'm thinking we'll dump this week.

>>50271612
>not using LGBTQ+-aware Reverse Fibonacci Hexagonal CumCurve Indicator
NGMI

>>50271625
>nonono, there's literally no bear case, anon, how dare you.

>>50271681
Just inverse the media. Normal retail people this shorting attacks a company's value directly

Bros I literally love trading futures how can I cure my addiction?

>>50271674
>I look at options flow
where you looking at options flow? my broker has it but if there is a nice website that looks better i'll use that

>>50271622
10x brings market cap to 10 billion. 100x to 100 billion. Surely by now you can see that this spread is going to be insane. 10 billion is nothing.

Secondly, the reason SIGA is a genius play is because it's actually not speculative. It is an established very profitable company with zero debt. If this outbreak stopped tomorrow, SIGA is still a good long term hold.

>>50271710
>Surely by now you can see that this spread is going to be insane.
where are you getting your mpox info from?

anyone else go into SRG on Friday? I bought before open and it went up another 20%, the company is liquidating and the estimated shareholder distribution is around $15-25 a share and the stock is $11, has to go to shareholders vote but the majority shareholder has already agreed.

>>50271706
It's not an addiction if you are winning.

>>50271709
If you want live flow you have to pay for it, period. Otherwise I pull data from Barchart.com's unusual options flow daily.
I look for new vol>OI with 3-14 DTE typically. When that ratio is over say, 40x, it can signal a whale or firm speculating on a position. For example I think CHPT has a July 22 bear call spread on it at 15/17.50 strikes and there is a very good chance that it will not breach 15.

>>50271706
put everything in short dated option until you run out of money

>>50271722
Check the case numbers fren. I've been watching MPV since mid May. By that point it was already crystal clear to everyone paying attention that there was no way they would be able to contain it. Instead 'the experts ' were on TV telling us about data collected years ago that showed that the spread would be self limiting because that is how previous outbreaks went. Anyone looking at the daily numbers knew that was bullshit within a couple of weeks at the latest.

>>50271759
https://optionstrat.com/flow

has the best options data I have found, the paid stuff is great

>>50271636
Typing all this out is why you'll continue to lose

David Soxl is on his death bed and the company is in shambles

we going up or down tomorrow? don't lie to me /smg/

>>50269788
I really don’t think it’ll go over $25. It’s very manipulated. I’m hoping for at least $19 by EOY, is that realistic?

>>50269052
no $drip no deal

Can we get some discussion of this week's rate hike/inflation or are you guys going to keep rambling on about degenerate gambling plays?

Is the recession coming or not? Is it in the room with us or are we schizo?

>>50271800
Dude SIGA is worth 20$ a share even no 2022 outbreak had occurred.

Have some 7/15 380P I bought when we hit 390, how boned am I this week?

>>50271810
the recession's been here since january dumbass

>>50271810
we will know if we have a recession after it has happened. the market is backwards looking

>>50271790
I did buy a sub to their calculator. Wish it had some more customizability but its a great tool. I looked at Unusual Whales but the UI seems finnicky. I figure its worth tossing $150 at an annual tool instead of entering a shitty spread and wasting money there

>>50271838
>Catalog
Ok, because MarketWatch said it's the perfect time to load up on cheapies. SLUUUUURRRRPPPPP.

>>50271841
So what do?

>>50271759
>CHPT
looks like its in a downtrend. i doubt hit hits 15 either

>>50271795

>>50271865
gamble on a pump on hike announcement day and dump the day after

>>50271612
pic related btw
forgot that i've also got recession markers for when i read macro data i guess

>>50271415
>wake up at 5-6 to take dog out
>shitpost until noon
>nap until 3
>groggily sit at pc until 6
>nap until 10
>groggily sit at pc until midnight
>sleep on floor watching futurama

does anyone here understand t-bills?

>>50271553
Yeah I think I get it. Maybe this will help.

https://youtu.be/_tpB-B8BXk0

https://youtu.be/YLkOZhROvA4

There's like a 3rd thing I want to link or rather topic but idk if I'll be able to find it. Ok found something on it but it's not as in depth and it's harder to search for with the limited amount of focus on willing to spend right now.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fZI2-gmE3gs?feature=share

but basically people think they can just resist temptations. Nirmal people can because they have much higher baseline for focus and "will power" but people with adhd cannot do that. so basically you don't want to leave a candy bar or social media app in front of yourself and burn through your very limited amount of will power trying to resist. You need to just not have that distraction in arms reach in the first place. There's some good stuff you can find that goes more in depth on it. Try using your hyper focus to research it for yourself and see what you need.

Anyway I'm sort of in a similar boat. Just catching up with thread in between some important things I should be doing. Already burned an hour with the hunter biden phone threads when I woke up.

>people notice that banks took out massive shorts since the market has been going down
>they think there will be a heckin short squeeze to 40k on the dow jones and 100k on bitcoin
/biz/ is the dumbest board.

>>50271621
Reading this post it's amazing that millennials/older zoomers have all these fucking skills and deep knowledge of shit and will still tend to get fucked hard simply because that retarded boomer with 400k happened to live in a time when he got a fat pension, social security and could buy a house for 50k and will sell that house in 10 years for 1 million so he can move into 500/mo rent-controlled old folks apartments on the Florida coast.

>>50271612
Price Action.

>>50271895
Pretty straight forward
Investopedia is where you want to be

>>50271902
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ego_depletion ?

Does anyone with Fidelity know how easy it is to open 2nd or 3rd accounts? Or is it free? I have some stock that I'd like to keep separate for personal accounting reasons (they were RSUs from my previous job), and I'd also like to just start buying VOO or shit. I don't want those intermixed with my gambling picks... and I don't want to do math every day anymore...

>>50271612
Meme magic

>>50271821
No it isn’t and I’m tired of pretending it is.

>>50271924
should I buy 3mo only since rates are going up? or should I ladder 3,6,12?

>>50271878
>always inverse /smg/
up it is bro

>>50271612
I use Luciferian Numerology

>>50271956
Are you going to buy more later?
Is this becoming a fixed part of your portfolio? Are you a legal US citizen?

>>50271935
From the first paragraph yeah sounds about right. Seems like the exact same stuff I keep hearing about with adhd. It's even worse when your drunk or whatever too.

>>50271969
I usually don't post and am usually opposite everyone else soooooo I suppose it's a crapshoot

I am the /smg/ now

Is there even a SINGLE .000000001 PERCENT CHANCE that next couple of weeks wont be filled with all bad news? Will we ever have stocks go up ever again this year?

Futes when?

>>50272005
It'll pump in August or September or whenever people start talking about black Friday and then dump till February

>>50271989
yes. I mean I want to keep some money in cash so after the 3 months I would buy them again. 6month pays better, but, if rates keep going up maybe it's better to stay shorter term a bit and then buy a ladder?

>Is this becoming a fixed part of your portfolio? Are you a legal US citizen?
not sure, i don't really have a plan. I don't want to dump a bunch of money into the market now and I do want to keep some cash available. yes, i'm a legal us citizen.

>>50272023
2 hours

/smg/ more like poop & pee.

>>50269052
My brother in Christ your portfolio is complete dogwater.

>>50271887
living the dream

CBOE more like poop & pee.

CME more like poop & pee.

How long until AI can just predict the market with 90% accuracy?

>>50272005
imo, we're pretty close to the bottom. Gas prices are starting to come down, home prices are starting to stabilize, the FED has steadily been pushing rates up to fight inflation, unemployment is around 3-4%, demand for goods is still high and supply chain issues are largely getting resolved.
Not that there aren't concerns, but unless you're predicting the collapse of the American economy (in which case, take your meds) then I think things are trending positive.

SEC more like poop & pee.

>>50272032
I suppose it would depend on how liquid you want that part of your portfolio to be.
Why bills and not notes or bonds?

>>50272079
my gf's AI momentum fund is up 20% this year for a 0.9% expense ration

>>50272082
Please don't stop

>>50272082
Bullish on fecal matter futures

>>50272079
The people who make money already have that

>>50272100
There are a lot of things that end in "ee".

>>50272090
>my gf's
what is that and how did you get it

>>50272084
they just seemed to be paying the best versus risk. originally I looked at CDs, but t-bills are paying a bit better. not sure about notes...

i noticed i missed the date to buy 1 year t-bills last week, so this week I could buy 3mo and 6mo.

>>50272080
Why isn't gas prices coming down a really bad sign? I know it means we've hit peak inflation, but it doesn't mean that QE will start up again. That won't happen untill we are already deep into a recession and there's huge unemployment. If we are at low unemployment and 10% inflation you I don't see the Fed pivoting immediately even if inflation is no longer accelerating.

>>50272056
also somewhere in the day is driving to 1 of three gas stations for food

ladies and gentlemen, we have the reading. the sentiment for this week on the stock market is...
poopish!

i'm gonna make chicken fried hamburgers for dinner but i dont have buttermilk
does regular milk work

>>50272394
>chicken fried hamburgers
>chicken
>hamburgers
so, fried chicken burgers?

SIGA SISSIES
The Gays have taken to complaining about the pox on twitter. EXTREMELY BULLISH!!!

>>50272413
its like chicken fried steak but with hamburger instead of cube steak

If all of my vanguard mutual funds are now in the red, would it make sense to liquidate them and re-invest in ETFs for better tax treatment?

>>50268994
So elon backing out of the Twitter deal is bearish for the nasdaq right? Or did everyone just forget about that deal

>>50272437

>>50272090
WHATS THE TICKEr

>>50272415

>>50272482
it's all over the news this weekend, i don't think anyone forgot. check WSJ it's on the homepage even.

>>50272482
bullish for tesla

>>50272482
Bullish for Tesla, Bearish for twitter, so should be neutral for NASDAQ
>>50272548
We keep telling them to stop letting strangers raw dog them en masse at bath houses, and they keep ignoring us. Now their endless stream of novel diseases will make us wealthy.

>>50268994
Does anyone else think this QQQ gap at 360 will fill in the next few months? I keep banking on this happening and I think we may get a bear market rally soon.

>>50268994
Are we ready fellow gas bros? Soon most of the EU will be in a crisis when Russia cuts off our gas

Remember when they shilled bitcoin as inflation hedge at 60k? Just a happy thought

>>50269215
Extremely bullish

>>50272629
Fucking Gazprom cancelled my divvie. US gas holdings been eating shit since the Freeport explosion.

It's not good m8, it's not good. I hope we are throught the worst of it.

>Pre-Futures

ok so i can just use a cup of milk and a splash of vinegar for buttermilk

how do I invest in these? this is fucking great kek

>>50272695
>So bad I forgot to attach a wojak

>>50272709
they've had these in japan for ages now, google capsule hotels
they're pretty convenient actually

As far as contract law goes, Musk is fucked. But he got to sell TSLA shares with a convenient excuse. And now he will deploy jew gold to deal with buyer's remorse.
Best timeline would still be he has to buy it than he shuts it down. If he is forced to buy it or pay damages for more than 7.5B than he absolutely will IPO starlink for another great PnD. He needs to Solar CIty a new crop of investors again. His jew blood compels him.

>>50272753
I hope he shuts down twitter.

>>50271601
I experience the exact same situation,

today I woke up at 7 am, was trapped in the mind loop of instagram tiktok videos I compulsively click on until about 10am, get up brush my teeth (im bad about this too as I'll go into the bathroom and put paste on the brush but forget about it for a few hours), made breakfeast for myself, 3 eggs 3 bacon 2 sausage 1 glass of raw milk, that I have barely touched and will have to force myself to eat

it is now 4 PM and I'll probably go through one of the many hundreds of tabs I have opened to "get back to improving and studying" but will just lead me on another tangent that will open 10 more tabs and the cycle will repeat

I've been going through this for 5+ years thinking with every upside of the cycle that I'm breaking through just to relapse and crash again from an outside stress triggering event that will cause my anxiety to overthink non-stop for hours and causes alot of built up tension in my body I have to be conscious of.

So far after this many years, I have come to the conclusion that it's willpower itself. I don't want to believe that ADHD is real and I am powerless, otherwise executive dysfunction is my 2nd best guess. Glad I have one friend left that has still stuck around, he's really into working out and has come around on my views and has definitely been a great branch to pull myself up from to inspire me to help become the man I aspire to be.

This is my current wallpaper I stare at every time I want to relapse, I must stay consistent instead of constantly always trying to "turn a page".

Morning dip into MELT UP

When are we buying puts? I'm not sure that spy will make it about the 390 resistance. They're looking very cheap and attractive now.

>>50271415
nigga....you have depression.

I consider myself lazy, i wake up at 930 and get out of bed at 1030...get my shit packed up and prepared and im at work at 12 noon. hit the gym afterwards at night, then im at home around 10pm. i by no means have my shit together, i still take public transit, my job aint great, but im working on those. talk to your doctor, i dont think that normal famalan

>>50271612
Easy, Tobin's Q

>>50268994
RIde with the Bobo
Alhamdulillah
Check in with me
And watch the market fall
Bobo is the name
Big market crash in July
Call it a lower market price
S&P puts, rest in peace to my Mumus
My profits can feed a 4chan neckbeard
Inflation causing mass hysteria
Mumu see me on Mad Money and he started AAAAAAAAAAAAAING

>>50272741
Big difference between a cheap one night stay in a place you just need to crash after a full day out and actually living in one.
>>50272709
I think the best way to invest in this currently in the US is to buy DIS because they did pod rooms for their new star wars theme park (I wouldn't though the park is a disaster) - because I mean... you obviously want your kids sleeping in the same room during your romantic get-a-way.
Long term, I think investing in Blackstone or Blackrock will probably be actual pod housing in the US.

Does spending 1k on random thots for feet clips stimulates the economy out of this recession?

>>50272867
I always open puts in layers. Buy a small position now. If it plays out, sell at 10/20% profit, if not open more puts at cheaper price.

>>50270683
twitter has bottomed
smart money is slurping

>>50272753
>Starlink
Bullish for PSTH. DA tomorrow™.

>>50271942
Very easy. Just go on the app or dashboard and open it. Answer a few questions and it’s done. I keep my etfs separate from my stock picks for that reason. It’s easier psychologically for me to ignore my long positions.

crab til wednesday

>>50271415
yeah but i wake at noon. I don't do anything till 4 pm at the earliest

check pre-futures

I endorse gay sex.

>>50273068
Thank you
Do you have any thoughts on my other question? >>50272445
I don't like having to deal with mutual fund taxes every year... I'm thinking of opening a second account and transferring what's left of my Vanguard account in and just buying Vanguard ETFs instead

>>50271795
Crypto is dumping right now.

Also, monke cases are going over 10,000 next week and WHO may declare that as a pandemic soon too.

>>50271821
15 PE. I’d say it’s currently at fair value, considering their recent sales haven’t been considered in that figure.

>>50271415
Yeah, this. I go to sleep at 6-7 am, fall asleep an hour later and wake up when it's dark outside.

>>50273137
Reasonable analysis. However their product will soon be added to strategic reserves due to threats of biological warfare. This would be true even in this outbreak hadn't occurred, as it's actually for smallpox.

We will be coming back down until September.

Two hundred and thirty-fourth for second half meltup

>>50273254
It's different this time.
Stocks will never go up again.
This is actually the collapse of society.

>>50273122
Check onion futures.

Please be scared.
Please panic sell.

Please respond.

>>50273265
Good.

>>50273325
no

50273325
(You)

>>50273265
>>50273310
>>50273325
sluurrrp

>crypto deep red
correlated?

>>50273453
decoupled and priced in

>>50273325
anime

>>50273191
The reason I’m accumulating this is not because I think monkebumps will spread like (((covid))), but at this point it’s going to became endemic worldwide. It’s no longer contained and it’s now never going away. It’s mutating to escape the current vaccine so treatments will just be the norm from here on out.
Schizo case (which I am), I think it was released this way intentionally. It’ll start spreading like wildfire and moderna (who’s already working on an mRNA (((vax))) for it) will put out another bullshit shot and the government will once again try and force it on everyone. This may lead to a societal collapse as too many people have had it with this shit, which sets the stage for the UN who is using Ukraine as an excuse to militarize again to step in and rule us all.
I’m hoping it’s scenario one.

Why did Coinbase just jump +15% last week for no reason? No positive news whatsoever

>>50273517
At this point no bad news is good news for crypto.

10 MINUTES

>>50273517
Because it’s best to shit I’d imagine. It’s a decent gamble if you think crypto will recover and start making billions in fees again.

>>50273470
I’m still going to rape *arla

>>50273537
Beat to shit*

>>50273410
Now THAT's Bullish!

I'm scared about CPI this week bros. If it's bad again we are getting another 75bps hike

>>50273517
Flight to garbage.

>>50273574
Then you short the market.

>>50273574
the market already knows we are getting a 75 bps hike. its unironically priced in. the fed has said numerous times they are going with 75 bps.

>>50273574
75 would be bullish for this market. You should worry about the number being higher.

>>50273606
>>50273588
>>50273586
>>50273574
>>50273566
https://pastebin.com/9pkAtNNC

Good morning gamers, lets get this bread

>>50272482
Got to hand it to him. Was a clever way to dump his TSLA bags on his followers.

Futures looking bleak.

>>50273658
Who's future?
Mine?
I already knew that

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

How much leverage is too much leverage? I'm spending a sixth of my job's income (discretionary, after necessary living expenses) to cover a personal loan that I threw into the market a month ago. How much further could I take this?

It’s over.

>>50273668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAJfDP3b5_U

Futures are down, so we pump at market open tomorrow. See you then.

>>50273574
inflation is going to level out at around 4 percent yoy in the next 3 months it's nothing to worry about. The big money is about to flood the market and send stocks higher as a 6-12 month minor recession is now baked in and they are free to buy. The financial system is extremely well funded which makes this nothing like 2007-08. Don't worry, be happy and buy the dip in equities.

It's over

Good weekend. Spent time with the Wife's family yesterday. Then me and the Wife went and seen Thor;Love and Thunder today. (good movie). What?. Hey I don't discriminate, I like the film/franchise I don't care what studio puts it out. But then again I have stock in almost them all anyway so I profit regardless.

>>50273771
>former T boomer rambling about boring things
Bullish for META

>>50273733
This. Inflation is dropping. I have noticed prices leveling out on nearly everything

DO YOU REMEMBER A DAY WHERE YOU WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND FELT TRULY HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THE DAY TO COME
DO YOU REMEMBER A DAY WHERE YOU WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND FELT TRULY HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THE DAY TO COME
DO YOU REMEMBER A DAY WHERE YOU WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND FELT TRULY HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THE DAY TO COME
DO YOU REMEMBER A DAY WHERE YOU WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND FELT TRULY HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THE DAY TO COME

>>50273868
No

do people actually think the fed will pivot?

>>50273606
>the market already knows we are getting a 75 bps hike. its unironically priced in
>priced in
How do you know?

Listening to unabomber manifesto rn

>>50273913
i dont think its priced in, people expect the fed to pivot

>>50273771
that movie sucks cock and i hate you

>>50273890
They won’t pivot, but they’ll stop raising rates at some point. Core inflation is moderating so that is a good sign.

>>50273868
Actually I'm a fairly somber individual. No, it's not le depression, no it's not just a phase mom - I'm just genuinely apathetic/misanthropic towards most everything manmade and mankind.

>>50273868
the period between my son being born and my wife leaving

>>50273868
I barely notice the difference between morning and night now. It's all the same. Every waking minute it's the same.

>>50273992
At least you have your son.

>>50273854
I've noticed similar. Gas near me has gone from like 5.30 to 4.68 over the last month, and a lot of my groceries stopped going up or even went down

>>50273976
Imagine having 7 posts on a /smg thread and then typing some gay ass wordy shit like this. Your creative writing class failed you, go back nigger bitch

*sigh*
Take your (You)

>>50271612
Moon phases

BULLBROS WTF THE FUTURES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BRIGHT SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>50273517
>Why did Coinbase just jump +15% last week for no reason? No positive news whatsoever
the market pumped last week and coinbase is high beta. also no news is good news for crypto. they seem to be working the garbage out of the system with liquidations. also i think FTX bought blockfi to bail it out so i guess thats good news

>>50273517
What do you mean no good news?
3Arrows is in chapter 11,
Voyager and Celcius got bailed out by FTX founder Sam Friedman.
Also coinbase is in a bunch of funds including QQQ which pumped so it's natural it would get some headwind from those.
It's back to being a good short though as crypto bulls are already getting cocky again.
>>50273574
After last week's jobs numbers its pretty much a certainty that we are getting 75bps again, if CPI is bad it could climb to 100bps.

when does the scampump start

>>50273913
>>50273933
>i dont think its priced in, people expect the fed to pivot

you all realize that bloomberg literally tells you how many rate hikes are "priced in" right? we're at 7 rate hikes, each hike = 25 basis points or .25%

.25 x 7 = +1.75% more to go in total rate hikes
so they could do 75bps in july, 50bps in september, and 50bps in november or something like that

>>50274242
And why should we believe them?

>>50274201
Friday the 1st. You missed it.

Gas bulls ww@?
>+5%

>>50274242
Just look at cme futures. Raping will continue until unemployment gives out. Fed does not want consumers to expect inflation.

I wonder how big of a hit the markets will take if they really do declare monke as another pandemic?

I seriously can't imagine that even giants like Walmart and Amazon will survive this time.

>>50273733
An inflation is priced in. Bulls are pretty funny sometimes.

>>50273992
Fuck.
My wife just left me a few days ago anon.
I know exactly what you mean. I’m a stay at home dad too. We had a fight, i left came back and she took the kid and dogs and i have Zero idea where she is.
She has done this before and i dont think i will take her back this time. She always tries to make me beg her and I’m just fucking done.

>>50273677
are you the guy who took a loan to buy soxl at 30 then dumped it all at 35

>>50274386
maybe best to go no contact until she reaches out. women always seem to want you more when you ignore them

>>50274389
Nah, my soxl cost basis is around 14
I just used the loan to buy spy when it dipped down to about 375

>>50274389
no that was me
I am currently down 80% ytd and didn't learn my lesson

>>50274386
Sometimes I feel bad about a single lonely 32 year old virgin then read posts like this. I wouldn't be able to deal with drama like this while I'm trying to wage slave for 40 hours a week, shitpost on /smg/, take courses, read books, and do other hobbies.

>>50274381
>>50274381
>>50274381
>>50274381

>>50274481
>32 year old virgin
C-Can you shoot lightning from your hands? ...I would very much like to see that

>>50274495
There's nothin' quoit loik a fistful of loitnin'.

>>50274268
its not about whether you believe them, im just pointing out the fact that the market has currently priced in 7 more rate hikes, you dont have to guess

now that number is subject to change at any time but i'm just saying you can actually view what the market has currently priced in. you could absolutely bet against the market if you think it's wrong - i will leave that decision up to you

>>50274300
>Just look at cme futures
cme futures for what? dont futures traders tell you that looking at futures is not actually a good way to determine future spot prices?

>>50274515
Based virginman. You're gonna make it, one day. Soon, even.

>>50274416
I’m physically depressed but mentall hardened from the times she has done this. I cant seem to shake the physical affects. Turns my stomach into knots.
>>50274481
I would rather be a virgin right now. Maybe not cause i have a perfect son. But shit. Anons there is literally nothing worse on earth than having your son ripped away. I know why some dads go psycho on their ex’s. Women truly have no soul. I would never do this shit to her in a million years.
I’m here to escape anon. Been working all day cleaning. Pretty sure it’s over this time. She always threatens it but seems different this time. She blocked me and my family on all outlets and have ghosted. Gonna get all my assets in order then take her ass to court

>>50274481
Just go on /soc and find a virgin in the ideal match threads. be careful most of them are whores and roasties.

>>50273868
No. I can’t remember one. I did too much cocaine in my 20s and I’m a functional alcohol. My brain is ruined.