/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50268291
Kek. Look at that fragile faggot. Round soft gut. Noodle arms. 4 eyes. What a fucking nerd.

>>50268291
Translation: I'll submit bot and spam statistics to elon and accept a much lower offer.

>>50268291
Wtf? I love rakesh now! Elonfags can suck my dick!
Buy donut!

>>50268313
Just like Elon except without the t injections

Parag was overheard stating:
>If Elon doesn't go through with the deal, we have lots of bots and an arsenal of corporate media hit-pieces at the ready.
>We will employ an info-war tactic we call "Spam and Ban" where we character assassinate anyone who disagrees with us, and then we ban them!

>>50268291
Sir do not redeem the deal. LISTEN TO ME. DO NOT REDEEM!!! AAAA BLADY MADERCHOD BITCH BASTERD!!!

>>50268291
elon must redeem

>>50268291
They went from not wanting him to buy the company, to then wanting him to buy it and suing him when he didn’t. Wonder if Poo is willing to see the irony of it all.

>>50268565
Not sure his brain is able to understand that kind of reality

>>50268313
Get to work Elon, stop slacking.

>>50268291
How the fuck did every major tech company end up with some retarded street shitter as CEO?

>>50268291
Don't you mean to prison?

>>50268313
Elon would be this and also bald if he wasnt frauding

SER WHY YOU DON'T BUY THE TWEETER COIN BLOODY FUCK YOUR MOTHER MANCHOD

>>50268291
Btw its just the nasty jew tactic what bankman did with celsius, telling everybody they are off by $2b, this is exactly the same nose tribe worm tactic.
He just btfod twitter and some naive investor kids who are still listening to him after these years of scammings and rugs.....
Go buy a tesla, kids!

>>50268631
Because most of them are high-IQ and are effective. The problem like many smart people right now, they're confused in thinking that far-left virtue-signaling and herd-mentality equates to safety

>>50268631
Silicon valley imports educated high caste Indians to work for low pay. Once they reach management they work like Jews to put their own people everywhere.

>>50268631

They want to be diverse but don't want to actually appoint a mandingo or a roastie so they go with the streetshitter instead.

>>50268631
theres gonna be more pajeets than chinese in a few years I assume more of them are young and more speak english

>>50268291
jeez, whats this guy's parag-ative?

>>50268291
Just a few months ago he was taking "poison pills" to stop the deal.

>>50268291
Buy my bags, Elon.
BUY MY BAGS, ELON
DID YOU FUCKING HERE ME YOU AFRIKANER PIECE OF SHIT BUY MY FUCKING BA-

>>50268291
YO I WILL BUST YOU IN YOUR PAUNCH BENCHOD! WHAT U GON DO SON?

>>50268631
They are good at doing what they are told. They are cowards.

>>50268339
T injections shrink your balls

>elon wants to buy twitter
>demands to see that it's not a shit deal
>twitter lies about how many bots vs how many real users they have turns out all the kids moved to instagram and tiktok and twitter banned the remaining boomers during 2020 elections

Shit has to look pretty fucking grim for twitter.

>HEY YOU BITCH
>LISTEN TO ME
>REDEEM THE FUCKING DEAL

>>50268291
is this picture supposed to be intimidating

>>50268291
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BUY US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'LL RESIST
>actually no we're going to force you to buy us now

>>50268291
Didnt they want nothing to do with musk 4 weeks ago? to the point they hurt their shareholders to prevent a hostile takeover?

Sounds like the rats want to leave the sinking ship

>>50268291
what a disgusting squirmy soft bag of globohomo shit

>>50269851
I think he’s hiding from a squirrel.

>>50269885
liberal left logic is all they know

they such twisted lying sick fuckers they can even see the ironing of their own sleazy backstabbing manipulative shit ways

ok but doesnt some eu country like germany want it too? why not sell it to them
elon musk is very cringe, i can imagine him doing something like this

>>50268341
>>We will employ an info-war tactic we call "Spam and Ban" where we character assassinate anyone who disagrees with us, and then we ban them!
Sounds like every WMAF thread on /pol/. If you like Asian women you get called Chang, a hapa, a kike, everything except being a white man. Then you get banned while they keep spamming their hatred of WMAF.

>>50269684
Unless you take HCG. Stop offering your 2 cents, you're retarded.

>>50269968

Are you too low IQ to understand that you should keep your raceplay porn on the porn boards?

>>50270020
>a couple is porn

>>50268333
Exactly this
You must redeems my sirs!

>>50268662
no, companies hire them because they are cheap obedient CEO's who will never go against the board. They are incapable of making strong, autonomous decisions.

>>50268291
>SER
>SER YOU MUST REDEEM
>BASTARD BITCH WE HAD A DEAL YOU HAVE THE BOT NUMBERS LIKE YOU ASKED YOU MUST REDEEM THE CONTRACT
so how many bots actually are there on twitter? they use this metric of “monetizable daily active users” to show that there are only 5%, but the real number has to be way higher than that for them to use a stat like that. shit, even if it is only 5% of the total userbase, the concept that 1 in every 20 users is a bot on a site with hundreds of millions of accounts is pretty bad on its own

>complain Elon wants to buy Twitter
>complain Elon doesn't want to buy Twitter

lmao

>>50270625
Elon is a dirty Nazi Afrikaner, he will always be wrong no matter what.

>>50268313
That’s the body of a Warlord, chud.

>>50269968
You are a kike, they’re not wrong.

>waive due diligence
>complain about Twitter not disclosing bot numbers
>try to withdraw from deal
Is Elon Musk retarded?

>>50268313
>fat noodle arms glasses
>vegetarian so low cholestrol, heart is fine
>ceo of twitter 1m/year

>skinny jacked lasik guy
>an unknown ascedning heart aneurysm from heavy lifting and high cholestrol from meat diet
>manager of gym 50k/year

yeah I think i now which one Id rather be

>>50270750
>dont get paid
>dont hand anything over
>"you have to pay me"

>>50268313
>jeet
>round like circle

>not a jeet

its insane that one of the choices is the solution to a problem i would have with this choice

Why does the street shitter hate on the african american? Is he just jealous?

>>50268291
>willing to go to war
from his comfortable office chair, of course. do you think he knows that there are people dying right now?

>>50268291
>Go to war
Lmao, right. What a bunch of pussies.

>>50268291
These onions faggots are collapsing everything.
Look at that poo's physiognomy. He wouldn't get a second glance at a bar. How is that leadership material? It isn't. His beta fucking mind disease is fucking destroying this civilization, letting jews and fags and women destroy everything.

>>50268313
Don't forget the bitch tits

>>50268313
fibby bippy as always
you forgot to mention shit colored though

>>50270749
Kikes love niggers

>>50269968
Asian women are unattractive. Boggles my mind that white men are attracted to them.

>>50268631
diversity quotas

>>50270798
Jesus how retarded are you? Cholesterol is a good thing and it doesn't cause heart disease. Meat of a healthy animal is the best food a human could eat.

>>50268313
Its a nigger

>>50269760
>Publicly stated that he wanted to buy Twitter to fix its bot problem
>doesn't do his due diligence
>signs and Merger and Acquisition contract to buy Twitter way above market value
>stock market drops and tech stocks drop which devalues his tesla stock collateral
>gets cold feet
>comes up with way to exit deal
>asks Twitter for their internal data
>Twitter complies to an extent even though they don't have to at this point
Because the original contract states that data available to musk is only for the consummation of deal not for him to find ways out of it
And within reason, he can be denied access to proprietary data (like bot sampling methodology) because of the risk of the deal not completing and Twitter having given out secret company data

He will get smoked in Delaware. This case has implications beyond himself and Twitter over the enforcement of contracts in Delaware and The US and If anyone can just renege on M&A deals they have signed up to just because they don't feel like honouring a contract

>>50272044
Gotta love how all of the photos except the last one are naturally shot, but the last one shows the white girl with those retarded Snapchat filters that make their skin blurry and orange. I fucking hate filters, and the fact that literally every fucking woman uses them.

>>50272074
High cholesterol raises the risks significantly.
Your village school seems to be lacking in funding if you dont know that

>>50272044
Fucking disgusting. I would be fine with this if the mudshark and her nigger botfriend both moved to africa where they belong. They can have as many nigger children as they want in fucking africa. Fucking niggers.

>>50272043
Still better than being a pasty whitoid.

All he has to do is remove the bots.

>>50272044
Fucking disgusting. I would be fine with this if the mudshark and her nigger botfriend both moved to africa where they belong. They can have as many nigger children as they want in fucking africa.

>>50270798
lifting doesn't cause heart problems. abuse of HGH does (though HGH in low doses is beneficial)

>>50268313
He honestly looks like he has autism.

>>50269968
Uncertain how this relates. But anyway I notice if you say "this hispanic guy is mostly european" you get a flurry of assblasted posts, but if you say "this black girl got BLEACHED" and post a picture of an african with a half-white baby, you'll get (especially europeans) saying it "looks almost white). Seems like a weird double standard there.

>>50272248
I'm convinced /pol/ is swarmed with white women and asian incels from reddit, so black and hispanic women don't bother them. They get mad at wmaf because the kids are higher iq and the men are successful. Everyone considers asian women on par with white women if not better, so they are direct competition for white women.

>>50269885
>>50269921
retards

>>50268313
>Round soft gut
yeah, just imagine.
his hair looks real tho.
Twitter CEOs hair, that is.

>>50269885
>>50269921
>>50270625
>complain Elon wants to buy Twitter
Show you're a shady businessman with ill intent buy secretly building stake and violation of securities law by not declaring your intentions in building a large stake in Twitter

Of course twitter would start defending itself form a takeover

>complain Elon doesn't want to buy Twitter

He formally offered $54.20 a share.
This is was way above Twitters market value and was an offer that the shareholders wanted and would have sued the board over if they didn't accept

TL;DR:Money

>>50272212
haha holy cope lol

>>50272166
Get your booster, retard. Cholesterol is the building block of every cell in your body and is an antioxidant. The only people still pushing the cholesterol causes heart disease lie are drug companies selling statins and malnourished vegtards who lack so many vitamins, they can't think clearly anymore.