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50266829 No.50266829 [Reply] [Original]

every time shorts get to this level we pump
Will all hodlers and longers will be multimillionaires EOW, or am I just Ricky Retardo?

>> No.50266858

I'm trapped in a marriage I don't care for

>> No.50266874

>>50266858
Can I take your wife off you?

>> No.50266891

>>50266874
sure, if you want her mangled pussy and two retard zoomies.

>> No.50266896

>>50266829
likely but this has nothing to do with anything being (((squeezed))) its just risk adjustment

>> No.50266917

>>50266858
you made an oath. Honor it or burn in hell

>> No.50266926

We're in a bear market, it's 10 times easier to liquidate the longs than the shorts. We won't see any massive short squeeze in this market, only the usual 2~3k pumps to liquidate the late shorters and then down we go again.

>> No.50266930

>>50266858
You're only trapped in your own mind. But make sure you're not going to regret it two years from now before you take action

>> No.50266937

>>50266829
this time it's different

>> No.50266942

>>50266926
Kek, I didn't notice op was talking about stocks.

>> No.50266948

>>50266891
Are they not your kids?

>> No.50266964

>>50266858
Cringe unless she got fat and you stayed fit

>> No.50266978
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50266978

>>50266917
t. incel who doesn't have to live with love island on TWO TVS 6 FUCKING DAYS A WEEK AT £0.40 kWh AND RISING

>> No.50266982

Sqweez deez nuts nigga

>> No.50266990

>>50266948
yes
>>50266964
I squat ~230kg

>> No.50267027

>>50266990
>gives lift instead of bodyfat%
Stay with your pet whale, powershitter

>> No.50267087

>>50267027
body fat percentage is for faggots. ~105kg at 5"9. you should see my ass bro it's bigger than all the cardio/glute bunnies, wherever I train.

>> No.50267135

>>50266829
You do realize that the fed's unloading of assets is gonna power straight through those shorts, right?

>> No.50267152

>>50267027
Kek, read him like a book

>> No.50267692

>>50266978
Unplug the tvs then. I unplugged our blu ray player, smashed it on the ground, then yelled at my wife when she was being a shit and watching tv

>> No.50267904

>>50266917
I made an oath to a totally different woman than the cunt sitting near me right now. She said I will cook clean and take care of the children. She said I will exercise. She said I will let the dog out every hour so it doesn’t piss and shit in the house. Yet here I am sitting in a disgusting shit hole house helping take care of the kids and no one but me is even trying to get in shape. The only thing she does well is cook which isn’t surprising since she is a sugar addicted fat CUNT

>> No.50267988

>>50267904
>She said
did you live with her for a while before having children and she was active? she obviously already was a fat cunt before right? so why did you choose to have children with her? never try to change people. never settle with a lardass who promises you to lose weight in the future. only present actions count

>> No.50268037

>>50266858
Life is too short to stay in a loveless marriage. That said, really think this through and do some therapy. Time apart is a good trial and will either help you decide or bring you closer together.
t. Understands

>> No.50268051

>>50266858
>>50266891
>>50266978
>>50266990
>>50267087
stop sliding threads, we're talking about a short squeeze

>> No.50268126

>>50267904
Based. I swear to god I am so close to beating this bitch if she doesn't fix her attitude. I would have already if we didn't have a 1 year old.

>> No.50268167

>>50268051
squeeze these nuts you fucking nerd

>> No.50268198

>>50266964
This happened to me and although after a 10+ year marriage much has changed for the worse it’s literally the only thing that really makes me question the relationship. If she would just take better care of herself I would easily look past the fact that she has also become a huge bitch.