/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50264847
She's ugly and deserves it and much worse

women deserve enslavement

>>50264847
go back to r/antiwork

>>50264847
lol imagine being so retarded you lose money in real estate

>>50264847
>Yuropoor hours
Everytime

>>50264883
Good got, make sure to tip Mr Shekelstein when you pay rent this month

>>50264847
Disgusting creature with nails resembling claws, hope the minorities you rented to trash the place as well retard

>>50264847
>they thought it was that easy

>>50264847

>>50264847
>Hasn't paid rent in 5 months
I kicked my tenants out after missing rent for 1 week

>>50265198
no you didn't, larping faggot
kicking tenants out is a long difficult process

>>50264847
God I love watching women that look like stupid cunts cry.

What ass backwards law allows them to stay for 5 months? How is this Kleenex commercial ass bitch not kicking them out yet?

>>50265202
What shit cuntry do you live in?

>>50264847
I bet you money she bought very cheap properties in a big city and rented to a nigger or Puerto Rican.

my father and his partner just kicked their tenant out of their shop.
some people are cucks, some people are making money.

I once convinced my aunt to come with me on the "Slingshot" carnival ride because I was betting on her passing out. When she did pass out, I got a good feel of her breasts before she came to. I even got to put my fingers in her mouth and then sucked on them, just to taste her saliva. Greatest childhood memories by far.

I'm glad I didn't grow up to be some creep that made a hobby of taking advantage of unconscious women, but man was my aunt gorgeous

I still remember going to the bathroom and
scrubbing her toothbrush all over my tongue
whenever I went to her house as a kid...

I used to do sexual stuff with my mom's dirty laundry and used menstrual pads that she left in the garbage for about 2 years to before I started to feel weird about it.

Also, there was this one time my 14 year old cousin was babysitting me and she was secretly smoking cigarettes on the staircase outside. She kept spitting in the same spot while smoking and when she was done, I went to the spot she was sitting and found some of her saliva hanging off the step and a small puddle of her spit. I wiped it into my hand, took it into the shower, and maturbated with it.

I once had to pick up some Chinese takeout for my mom and her friend, and I came in their food twice each and told them it took a long time to get their food because of how many customers there were.

My mom once had a philipino lady baby sit me and stole 4 of her pills from her bottle of meds and came all over them, let them dry for like 3 hours and then put them back in the bottle.

The dumbest, most risky act of degeneracy was when the neighbor from down the street came over to go on an hour long jog with my mom. She left her purse at my house, and I ended up blowing a load into her purse knowing that she would inevitably touch my dried cum.. They came back after like 15 min and she immediately went into her purse and ended up touching my still wet cum. She immediately blamed it on a bottle of sented face oil she had in there

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>>50264902
>Eat the rich
>Likely a fat middle aged dude that probably has 1.5m in assets and 1.4m in debt

Things that should be illegal:
Charging for laundry.
Any "utility" that isnt handled by actual utility companies
Deposits.
If you disagree you get the rope.

>>50264847
landleeches will get the rope, i say this as someone who owns their own property
but buying property just to jew over regular people and making them into rentoids is unforgivable, and i enjoy seeing these people in pain.

>>50265249
Also, I tried to get my mom pregnant by cumming inside this thing she used to wash her vag, almost everyday after school. It would be dried up by the time she got home and would use it when she took a shower before bed.

>>50265249
>>50265280
dafuq?

>>50265249

>>50265202
in murica only.

>>50265249
Take your meds, abdullah

>>50265302
Just someone trying to hard for (you)s.

>>50264847
Fuck off rentoid. You'll never have a zestimate because you lazy piece of shit. Now get in the pod and eat the bugs.

>>50264883
kike

>>50265211
If you fuck up landlord tenant eviction proceedings then the tenant can push you over a barrel and fuck you bareback no lube for as long as they want.
You have to follow the process exactly by the book. Courts always favor tenants.

>>50264847
pfffff if my tenant wont pay ill take the door and windows out
plus disconnect them from water and electricity

>>50265249
>>50265280
A-Are you alright, anon?

>>50265249
>>50265280
Fuck off with your boring copy pasta. You will never be a real schizo with interesting posts.

>>50264856
This. When are we finally taking their rights away? It was the biggest mistake we ever made giving them the right to vote.

>>50265390
at the stage they aint paying you they aint paying elec or water and dont have anywhere to go, you just played yourself.

>>50265249
>>50265280
Who didn't do stuff like this growing up?

>>50265249
based

Fuck landlords. In my last apartment the owner refused to change out a weird specialty lightbulb in the bathroom that would have cost me over $60, this was on top of the already exorbitant rent the owner was charging me. Her refusing to change the lightbulb was a BIG mistake.

One month prior to my lease ending I moved all my stuff to my new apartment and began to think of ways to fuck the landlord over. I began with small stuff such as taking a razor the the caulking in the shower, I loosened the pipe fittings to a very slight drip and cut a hole in the dry wall by the kitchen sink and let a hose drip into it for a few days, I introduced some black mold spores after turning it off and patching the hole. I shaved my head and sprinkled hair and drizzled fish oil in the baseboard heating coils. My ultimate payback for landlord insubordination was collecting bed bugs and their larvae from some junkies house I knew and sprinkled it on the bedroom carpets just before the final walk through.

I drove by the place a few times after moving out and saw a work truck parked outside of it several times as well as an exterminator. I'm pretty sure I rotted out a whole section of drywall. I feel somewhat bad but change the fucking lightbulb when I tell you to landie. I got my whole deposit back because the dumb bitch didn't even look under the sink on the final walk through. Renting can be a very liberating experience if you accept you will not get the deposit back. She called back multiple times asking about the sink but I never returned the calls.

>>50264902
based, eat the poor

>>50264854
This. I'd let beautiful people get away with anything but ugly people need to pay for their mistakes.

>>50264847
Retarded normal faggots go for 'nice' looking properties. I am a slumlord landchad. I will NEVER not have demand and I am in agreement with the local gangs to make sure my renties pay ON TIME despite local state government ordinances against eviction.

A lord of the land must rise above petty communist laws. Paying niggers to make my renties pay ontime is just a part of business.

>>50266323
Unfathomably based
Civilisation will collapse due to climate change but I will destroy landlords on our way out purely for my own satisfaction

>>50265390
I pray everyday for my landlord to do this so I can sue them.

>>50265215
Probably the US

>>50266323
This sounds fake. But if it's real, nice job,very based indeed.

>>50265249
This is great
I hope you get your mom pregnant one day if she's not through menopause yet anon

Found a bag holder just outside of Phoenix AZ.

>>50264902
>putting the right headphone on the left ear
absolute chad gives no fuck

>>50265249

>>50265261
>1.5m in assets and 1.4m in debt

>>50265202
LOL 3 day notice and 2 week eviction in texas
The "long drawn out eviction" only happens in liberal shitholes

>>50265269
Kek poorfag spotted

undeniable proof landlords have hard job undeserving of communist slander

>>50265249
>>50265280
bot

>>50264847
Never understood this logic of landlords being leeches.

They took the risk or bought the property and are now providing a service. How's that a leech?

>>50267502
look at her anon. she's in a liberal shithole.

>>50265390
And then YOU have to pay them when they make complaints

>>50267579
stop being a jew

>>50265198
If you live in places with tenant protection it is very difficult to kick a tenant out, you actually need to hire a special team that costs thousands of dollars to move them out.