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>Looking for a software developer / UX designer / database operator / IT specialist to join a growing family of hard-working professionals
>Masters in Computer Science, Information Systems or similar major and 5 years of professional experience required
>This is an on-site position and you will be expected to come in every morning at 8 and leave not a second before 5
>Responsibilities include: coding, fixing computers, installing software, working on our branding, answering phone calls, accounting, landscaping, data entry, plumbing, and other general duties
>You will wear many hats
>Benefits include free snacks, coffee on tap, and free beer on employee night out every Friday
>Health and dental benefits for employees who stick with us for 2 or more years
>Starting rate: $14/hour (non-negotiable)
>Please email your resume and great attitude to acdcmike1957@aol.com

>> No.50259546
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>oh, mcdonald's is starting new hires out higher than us, are they? well look mister, how about you go work for mcdonald's and don't call us back unless you fix your ungrateful attitude
>*hangs up*
>these gosh darn zoomers. nobody ever wants to work anymore!

>> No.50259562

>>50259447
OP you sound like a non employable incel

>> No.50259983

>>50259562
no

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50260380

>>50259447
Any job posting that I see with the word "rockstar" in it, I immediately skip it.

>> No.50260453

>>50259447
>We are one big family