/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHn_Kb4Dz40

Sold my TWTR stocks yesterday.

buy buy buy buy buy

Recession is priced in, but a depression hasn't been priced in yet

Gay sex

>>50247132
Nice…

Why is SIGA’s Stocktwits so based?

You know I like my Siga ride
A Kangaroo stock that turns green day and night
A cash cow in the making
With my bank account uuuuuuuuuuup

What companies are confirmed to use African slave labor? - And is there any way to know how many slaves the company owns?
I want to purchase enough shares so that I can officially own a slave.

>>50247186
Just bought some shares in SIGA but with ww3 coming up what should I get anons?

>>50247216
More SIGA and firearms.

>>50247239
I feel like SIGA is just such a fucking safe bet so.
More siga it is with me next paycheck

Investing came up as convo in my irl friend group (who are also my coworkers), I mentioned I had an 80k stock folio and all of my friends basically short circuited and said I had a lot of money

but we all work the same job and make the same amount of money.. do people really just not invest or save? The second highest in our group has a whopping 2k saved...

The fair is in town this weekend, and the ferris wheel is near my home. Whenever it starts spinning, all I hear is children screaming...

>>50247195
you mean China

3/4s of /smg/ might actually make it. Blood for the blood GOD. Rocker's curse was too powerful. This thing is out of control. My coworkers literally think I am a schizo after going on a 15 minute break down of munkpox and why I am going to be retire

>>50247354
I can feel my man boobs on my tummy when I sit down.

>>50247366
What Siga call and exp, fren?

>>50247405
I have 40k in shares. Calls are too risky. This stock is a fucking roller coaster.

>>50247312
Yeah but how much income do you have? Someone with $23k in the bank for four years has $23k but someone who makes $25k/yr for four years has $100k.

Thanks to the anon that suggested I read the squeezemetrics link the OP re: gamma. Very interesting.
I understand it, mostly, but as usual with me, I have trouble processing it into a profitable strategy. More knowledge is never a bad thing, though.

>>50247401
Why do you have breasts?

>>50247426
We all make 24k per year

>>50247444
Cuz I’m fat

>>50247312
Don't ever tell normies how much money you have or anything about trading or anything really. Especially women.

>>50247461
I have a gut, but I do hundreds of push ups and sit ups a day. U can see a 8 pack through my fat. My chest, arms and tits have 0 fat. Atleast mold your fat

>>50247126
Tomorrows Saturday dingus but you get a pass since Tom Waits is based

I’ve loaded up on SQQQ the last few days with limit sells at 55, 61, and 66. How fucked am I

>>50247491
Nobody got time fodat

>>50247465
Well, honestly, I was expecting them to have more since they've worked for longer than me

>>50247362
No, owning Chinese is unethical, because while they may be bug people, they are still people. Subsaharans are literally not human due to them missing neanderthal admixture, and therefore can be owned like livestock.
Nestle recently got sued over this (and won) So I assume they aren't the only American corp that owns slaves (directly or indirectly)
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/17/supreme-court-rules-in-favor-of-nestle-in-child-slavery-case.html
I know a lot of mining ops in Africa use slave labor so maybe a western company that owns African mines?

>You go back in time
What would you do if Hitler wanted you to be his top guy?

Does this concern anyone?

>>50247556
makes me pretty happy actually

>>50247312
>2k
>saved
How horrifying. I get a little stressed if my checking account goes under $10k

me and my lions?
we know this market is going higher
MUCH HIGHER

>>50247514
Surprising amounts of people spend their money as soon as they get it in every income group

/smg/ bears are always wrong

>>50247312
2k is alot for normies, most of them have -10k

>>50247141
recession isnt priced in yet actually, the most recent jobs number is making people think we're still at high employment so that recession can be averted. what it really means is the fed has the green light to keep hiking

>>50247823
Yea pretty much. I need to always do the opposite of what I say.

fellas i just bought so much fucking goyslop. im fucking disgusted in myself and i havent even eaten it yet...someone save me
my abs might literally stop being visible if i eat this entire tray of slop

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So what does the Fed Target Rate actually mean and how does it relate to bonds?

>>50247968
SIR. This is a PROSHARES community we don't take kindly to you Direxion types around these parts.

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

ASSET ALLOCATION
>equities, bonds, commodities…
>long/short
>trend (eg 12 month SMA)

SECURITY SELECTION (if possible)
>systematic
>fraud screens
>factors: value, momentum…
>insider trading data

What do you think? It’s a managed futures type strategy.

makes me pretty happy actually

>>50247537
I would say wow this is weird I never thought of myself as one of the good guys before, I'm honored sir

>>50247556
What is that? Moving average?

Good jobs report is now considered bearish, while the US entering a recession is seen as bullish.

I pray to god the Jews heem this thread so the quality of humor gets less Reddit

Am I a little worried? Yes
Will I be buying more puts Monday? Yes

The 80$ steak I just ate for my birthday.

BULLISH for stocks

>>50248380
You got a problem with Reddit humor butthead?

>>50248401
Happy birthday anon. Nice steak. I hope it was medium rare

>>50247537
I mean if Hitler says you're his top guy; YOU'RE HIS TOP GUY! Simple as.

>>50248401
Happy birthday anon. I'll be eating some ribeye myself. Stolen from walmart of course.

>>50248433
I do have a problem with Reddit you nigger-bag

>>50248401
Happy Birthday anon, hope you had some good gains today

>>50248397
Can't wait to sell some put options on Monday

>>50248437
Thank u anon It was, medium rare 12 Oz rib eye from wisconsin. A toast to the market!

>>50248458
>Stolen from walmart of course.
based. Fuck walmart

Honestly these Tesla puts are making me want to off myself. If it doesn’t go below 750 by Friday I won’t have a dime left to my name

>>50248472
Do I get to be in the chad option writers club if I sell credit spreads

N

God I wish i was better at art lol

>>50248533
Whatever form your options take as long as you're taxing your worthless pay pigs, taking everything they have and never letting them cum you are always welcome

>Musk has to buy TWTR anyway
>deletes it in a fit of rage
>no more "AREN'T YOU OUTRAGED AT THIS TWITTER SCREENSHOT" posting
Best timeline...
>instagram and tumblr posting instead
Musk please try to also buy memebook from your fellow jew. End the scourge of social media posting for good.

>>50248529
Elon pulling out of the Twitter deal is bullish for tesla, I'm sorry for your loss anon.

>>50247312
>coworker walks up behind me unexpectedly
>been tryna smash
>have a full screen screenshot up of someone’s 400k RH portfolio
>”anon… are you… looking at the stocks?”
>quickly turn off my phone screen
>look directly into her eyes and awkwardly play it off “oh yeah just killing some time”
>stare at each other in silence for a few seconds
>I still never got to smash

=/

>>50248559
Good, because I exclusively sell buy ITM credit spreads for 1.00 each

Working weekend 3rd shifts make me want to kill myself. Is there anything wrong with a shorter quitting notice so I can get my fucking life back?

>>50248581
Just quit stupid

How high will SIGA go? $500?
>NEW YORK, July 08, 2022 -- SIGA Technologies, Inc. (SIGA) (NASDAQ: SIGA), a commercial-stage pharmaceutical company focused on the health security market, today announced that the United Kingdom has approved SIGA’s oral tecovirimat (known in the U.S. as oral TPOXX) for the treatment of smallpox, monkepox, cowpox, and vaccinia complications following vaccination against smallpox in adults and children with a body weight of at least 13kg.

>vaccinia complications following vaccination against smallpox

>>50248581
If you don’t need the job as a future reference you’re always good to quit on the spot. If this job is central to your work history and it’s opening doors for you, you give 4 week notice.

>>50248581
If it's retail or a restaurant or something like that you should solely be quitting in the middle of your shift with no prior notice.

>>50247496
Pls respond

>>50248619
>>50248617
Wagecucks are retarded these should have been his first instinct

>>50248628
It is his first instinct, he’s just looking for someone to talk to about how work sucks. We don’t fill up this thread by talking about the market silly

>>50248621
You might get lucky but vix is still too high so this rally has legs yet to go before the pullback. As bad as the first half of the year was though don't expect a repeat in the second half. Reversion to the mean is real. Don't get cocky trying to be Burry jr. If you get out of those SQQQ shares at a profit, instead of shorting next time, just do some swing trading with long shares. Not saying the pain is over but the relentless plunge days are numbered at this point. If we get a surprisingly good CPI print you might get fucked

>>50248619
Based. Nothing more freeing than taking off your wagecuck work polo shirt, handing it to your asshole coworker while he’s slammed at a check out line, and walking the fuck out.

During college I quit in front of 10 people and left that faggot alone to work a gas station while a July 4 parade was going on right outside.

He’s probably still a wagie to this day.

The sean connery james bond films should be screened onmovie night for 3 weeks in a row, i could do it probably

>>50248614
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA

>>50248694
We should watch Kingdom of Heaven next movie

>>50248694
Saturn controls the 11 ET/8 PT time slot. If you want to show something, you'll probably have to do an earlier hour or a different night. Please do not start competing movie nights at the same time... I don't know if I could handle that...

What is this kind of graph called?

>>50248755
If he keeps letting his buttbuddy make us watch dogshit ill compete

>>50247425
>have 40k in shares.
Jesus Christ that’s based. Godspeed, anon.,

good morning sirs

>>50247491
I never work out and eat bullshit. How am I doin?

>>50248871
Will survive $30 WEAT/10

Depression is real boys
And the meds seem to help

But my life is still boring and I’ll never afford a home or a family

>>50247366
Shill me on monkepox anon. Last I checked the media is lying about fags being the only ones capable if getting it.

>>50248871

>>50248902
We’ve been shilling it for almost 2 months. Why don’t you people ever listen? The niggers at the top (((bill gates))) told you exactly what was going to happen and you didn’t grab a small bag?

>>50248933

>>50248950
Exactly. I’ve been posting this for 6 weeks.

>>50248933
Lmao yeah I remember watching that video 2 years ago. Anyways if this anything like covid I'm assuming the big boiis in wall street are buying monkepox related stocks before they release the news. Am I correct in my assumption anon?

>>50248930
Do I have the genes to get swoll if I actually tried though?

>>50247104
>Worldwide boomer retirement/demographic downturn begins the exact year that our blatantly disastrous economic system threatens to crash once more
>along with worldwide threats of fertilizer shortages
>and existing food shortages
>and mass inflation
>and energy shortages
>and housing bubbles
>and large scale open warfare
>and the destruction of globalized commerce/trade decimating supply chains


Something tells me these all lining up was not an accident.

HOLY SHIT SEATTLE BROS DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

What makes me mad most is that saturn never polls threads

Art films are gay. Besides antrem

>>50248976
Shaw taking a 5% position sold me.

>>50249002
Alright but is there any other stocks besides SIGA? I mean covid had multiple stocks related to it so I'm sure it has to be similar with the pox

>>50248990
None of these recent events is are an accident. People died playing the long game. There’s a multigenerational agenda playing out right now. These dudes die knowing that some day it will happen. It all has to do with the population diminishing. In all honesty, they’re right. But it’s not right at the same time.

>>50248989
It's the pillar of flame descending from heaven to consume the heathens for your debauchery.

>>50248986
I bench over 315lbs and am retarded. So yes, you can get stronger. Just lift at least two days a week. 5 sets of 5 reps. Go to failure. Eat a protein shake and big meal afterwards. It's that simple.

>>50249031
CMRX sold their shit to Canada, but it causes liver failure. BVNRY some how stopped production after a meeting months ago. And apparently their vaccine, while being administered, isn’t working. This is all manufactured. This is just another controlled demolition we’re seeing in real time. TPOXX does stop lesions from forming within 24 hours. Countries are stockpiling. Approvals are being made. Options are slim.

So the final slaughter starts next week, huh

>>50249031
EBS, CMRX, TNXP, TOMZ, CODX, BVNRY, probably Pfizer and Moderna

>>50249037
We can innovate our way out of the problems created by over population. No need for a famine that would kill 7.4 billion.

>>50248437
>>50248458
>>50248471
Shut up faggots this isn't reddit stop trying so hard

Kids are having a slumber party with mom, which means I get to sleep alone in peace and beat the fuck out of my dick. I love fridays. Good night faggots. Siga to Saturn.

>>50248401
Happy birthday, anon.

>>50249108
Fuck off, retard faggot. It's tradition to wish anons happy birthday.

>>50249123
Don't you sleep better with your wife? My girlfriend is basically a sleeping aid.

>>50248401
Happy Birthday, Anon. Enjoy!

>>50249141
I’ve been married 13 years. A night alone is nice.

>>50249160
Alright, fair. Enjoy the wank, anon.

>>50249171
I will, thank you. Archenon poros, niggers.

>>50249108
I will not be wishing you a happy birthday.

>>50248401
>let's another man handle his meat
pretty gay, famalam

>>50249141
My gf is like this, but im warm natured and hate hugging her in bed because i start burning up

>>50247312
And then on /biz/ you get 22 year old zoomers claiming they make 200k a year as a mailman-engineer jej.

>>50249232
DISLIKE POST

>>50248066
Now, Skeeter - He ain't hurtin' nobody

>>50249232
I don't have a choice. She snuggles up to me no matter what I do.

>>50249232
Same shit my girlfriend is a furnace. High body temp so i always sweat like crazy when we spoon

>>50248667
>This post
>This mindset
So the bottom is what, $200 for SPY ?

OK. I predict that GOOG will drop 45% in the next 18 months

>>50248990
Stop noticing things. Noticing things is antisemitic

>>50249232
my ex always snuggled up to me right until we decided to go to sleep and then we both slept on our side of the bed because neither of us could sleep, we got too hot. we're both 5'11 so that probably contributed since she wasnt just a little femlet that could lie on me
then she would snuggle up to me as soon as she woke up
anon who broke up with his gf of 4 years here. god i miss her so much

>>50247104
Soo uhhh monkepox having a 10% mortality rate is cause afirca has shitty Healthcare right?

>>50248667
if you think mean reversion is as powerful as your post implies, but you think the bottom is basically in because of some "2nd half of a bad year is higher" metric, then i think you need to do a bit more reading

>>50249232
NORMIES GET OUT
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50249437
Just wait for a "variant" to be released after the initial shock and awe of monke wears off

>>50249430
Why'd you break up with her, then?

>>50249437
So did AIDS when it first started. But if you're not a faggot you have nothing to fear. At least until it (((mutates))).

>>50249459
we were incompatible in a lot of ways that i tried to overcome but it wasnt getting better and after 4 years i could just see a life of resentment and dissatisfaction from me at minimum and probably her, and i didnt want to lead her on longer and god forbid get engaged to her only to have the same thing happen except way worse
that being said the breakup was fucking awful and i still miss her

>>50249481
Shit sucks, anon. But I understand not wanting to get stuck with someone you're not compatible with.

>>50249469
God give faggots so many signs that they are an abomination

>>50249538
Sounds like something a gay would say

>>50249514
thanks, thats what my brain said and i think it was right but man does my heart disagree. she was my first and i was hers and its brutal to let that go

>>50249385
Possible

>>50249086
IM ALREADY DOING MY BEST AND ITS NOT BEST ENOUGH

>>50249604
You must be young, then. Don't worry, there will be others. Right now is a time for reflection and self-improvement. I recommend getting into martial arts, especially traditional martial arts.

>>50249608
whats a girl like you doing on /biz/

>>50249481
Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. The girl was beautiful, smart, and we had a great time together. But she liked attention, and would shit test to get a rise out of me sometimes. There were real talks about marriage and kids, but I had that nagging doubt in my head and broke it off. I was miserable for like a year after. Haven't dated anyone seriously since.

>>50249328
DEY TOOK ERRR JEEERBBS
>>50249385
Man I sure hope so. Both apple and google are in a risky situation at the moment over the new EU privacy and anti-trust regulations. Apple could lose billions in ad store revenue if they are forced to allow competitors. While google's ad service would get heemed if they lose more targeting potential.

Will it dump before or after cpi comes out?
Or both?

>>50249909
commodities came down, gas prices nation wide went down 15%, inflation is cooling, just like this cool refreshing Dr. Pepper

>>50249967
gas prices went down 10% in july, the print is for june. wont be reflected

>>50249643
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50249031

>>50249688
i guess it makes me feel better that following your brain is the right choice...but the last part is disheartening

>>50248971
Viruses do not cause illness.
There have been many doctors that inject HIV+ blood and never test positive.
Viruses are parts of dead human cells which exist due to bad choices such as drug use and degenerate behavior.
The "science" is merely creating a test that finds portions of decomposed cells similar across "infected" populations - identified incorrectly as a new virus. Or they tell doctors certain simptoms are "x", even if the symptoms are known to be caused by other diseases, and doctors mark it down as another "x" case.
The next "pandemic" will be another group of known illnesses packaged as a new illness that doesn't exist because people are gullable and doctors get their jobs by memorizing what pill goes where.

Will monday and tuesday earnings be good indicators for the upcoming earnings season ?

>>50250223
No brainer longs on JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley and most importantly TSMC

>>50250240
wat if ppl stopped drinking pepsi

>>50247629
This. And lately I'm freaked if it goes below 20k. I've been buying the dip lately and got nervous when it touched 21k so stopped for bit.
>>50247312
Normies think if they don't spend their money they lose it. They see investing as a hobby thing. Not the end goal of a capitalist lifestyle. They can't comprehend that an individual can life off their investments.

>>50250240
*reduces guidance in your calls' path*

>>50250240
>financials and semiconductors
These sectors have been acting terribly. That should tell you something.

>>50250082
>discord tranny

a zoomer drunk driver just totalled my fucking mailbox and their car. My hatred for zoomers grows by the day

>>50250223
Earnings in general are probably going to be pretty lackluster if gdp estimates are to be believed

>>50250443
plant some beer in there

>yesterday at work we had a bag thief steal a bag of valuable from some customers
>today he came back again
>customers recognized him
>got him on a couch while I was calling the police
>he threw his backpack at me and bolted
>chased him down the street but didn't catch him
>gave the backpack he threw at me to the customers who got stolen from yesterday as a sort of karma

I fucking hate gypsies.

>>50250305
>semiconductors
Samsung beat and raised guidance last week smartass

What will be bobos next copium when the next week isn't red?

>>50250443
Did you steal his wallet before the police showed up?

>>50250615
Kek no

>China inflation and ppi lower than expected
Let's fucking goooo +5% on Monday

>>50250635
What im reading says it's higher, whats your sauce

I have Tesla puts for 750 expiring Friday. I want to kill myself. I lost to Reddit

>when your husbant didn't go all in on SOXL

>>50250635
>https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/chinas-june-factory-inflation-cools-consumer-prices-accelerate-2022-07-09/
Nice
Longed baidu just before close yesterday

>>50250766
Serious question
Why do do people buy puts/calls instead of just factor certificates or knockout certificates
Those are far more retard proof

>>50247312
>imagine telling your coworkers how much is in your portfolio
Holy shit you're retarded

>>50247425
>40k in a biomeme company
What you couldn't find which uranium ticker to buy? I hear Bayhorse is gonna go to the moon....

>>50250443
anon. you do realize that you've provided enough info to geolocate your house right
am i supposed to do the leg work to teach you a lesson or what?

>>50247496
You'll be fine. FOMC is the week after next. Even if we have a green start to the week it'll tank by Thursday

>>50250814
no he hasnt. definitely dont prove me wrong or anything

>>50250775
>Why do do people buy puts/calls instead of just factor certificates or knockout certificates
This thread is for Americans only. OUT OUT OUT.

>>50250833
i'm not evil enough to dox him, but sending him some pizza should hopefully make the point well enough

>>50250845
i dont have the ability to dox him, but im just curious, how the fuck do you have enough info to geolocate from that picture? where do you even start?

>>50249160
This guy gets it

>>50250858
we know that there was an accident (you can often use this to cross-reference police releases and such), we've got a partially-obscured license plate, we know the model of police car, and we've got a house that's clearly visible. plus OP is clearly standing on his own lawn.
for the true geolocation nerds just the house and the street alone would most likely be enough, lol.

>>50250858
It's the subtle things, the type of police car in the background, the color of the license plates, the demtard yard sign in the background, the style of gutter on the street. If you really get autistic with it the types of trees and plants shown can help as well. My money says it's in California but I could well be wrong.

>>50250877
>>50250885
thats terrifying

>>50250910
The internet is not your friend, fren. Nothing ever disappears and there are scary motherfuckers that use it too. Do not post personally identifying shit on the internet and you'll be okay for the most part. It's the same reason why I don't talk shit to people online anymore beyond the most basic level, because the one time you do it to the wrong person you are irreparably fucked. That said everything posted here and most everywhere gets logged so that tends to keep folks in line for the most part, hence the other dude saying he'd send the guy a pizza instead of actually fuck with him.

>>50250968
oh no, do you think ill be able to be doxxed from posting my own cock in the cock pic night on /smg/ we had last week?

>>50250999
Was it a nice cock?

>>50250999
Trips unfortunately confirm. Although whether or not someone would want to do that and act on it is unknown.

>>50251007
i think we've already got someone thinking about it right in this very thread >>50251004

>>50248930
who is this?

>>50247536
>Subsaharans are literally not human due to them missing neanderthal admixture,

lmao I was the one talking about this recently. did nestle really use such a based defense?

>>50247537
Tell him not to go into Russia during the winter and to not let the British retreat for free.

And tell him what happens if Japan attacks Hawaii

>>50250223
Mo-Wed. will be a nothingburger the big ones start on Thursday with JPM but banks had a good stress test few weeks ago, some upped their divvies - should be fine. financials got absolutely destroyed this year but historically they work fine in recession. I slurped JPM

This is the bottom for stocks. Buy or miss out.

>>50251339
do we expect mass layoffs?

if so this can't be the bottom yet.

>>50251339
lol good one

>>50251339
good jobs number this week lets the fed hike as much as they need to. we arent finished

Mo money mo problems nyome watimsayin fr fr no cap ong

are my apple puts gonna be safe, I opened them last week before apple had a retarded 15 point rally.

Forecast next week‘s price action.My prediction: dump on open, pump rest of Monday, pump Tuesday, dump rest of the week.

The official /smg/ theme song
https://youtu.be/VZVrgBNIY_U

>>50251578
Bloody Monday crab through Thursday green on Friday

>>50251339
Kek
Haven't heard this before at higher levels

>>50251578
TSMC will pump on phenomenal revenue then dump the day after on lowered guidance

>>50251536
Ur gonna get IV raped I know it

>>50251657
that's already happened, they expire in january.

>>50251339
I hate making directional portents on indices like SPX but I think we will get actually slaughtered alive in coming weeks. I mean sharp drawdowns . I mean SPX going -3% or even lower in a day. The big ones are coming. Again.
You didn’t listen. When I told you about the Volga Hurricane.

>>50251674
What is ur delta
What is ur IV
On the option u wrote

>>50249216
Would have been funnier if he pied himself at the end instead

>>50251700
bruh all you need to ask him is for his rho to find out how much money he's gonna make

>>50251700
I couldn't remember the IV when I bought it, but the delta was 0.6+, it was slightly itm.

>>50247312
Don’t talk about that shit with your friends
And I mean from a psychological investor perspective. It affects how you act which matters more
t. BrAgged about 100k to my friends and it made me a retarded investor for a few months cuz I knew I was superior to them. And gambled way harder than necessary (risk sizing was terrible$

>>50251719
You need to remember the IV now. BSM’s only missing variable is the IV which is the X factor. It’s a vol play on AAPL ur doing. Tell me.
Your. IV. Now.

>>50251738
delta was -0.48, and IV was 33.43% (vega .41)

>>50247312
>work in open office job with non flexible hours
>absolutely seethe
>feel drained all the time
>buy a lot more booze, takeout, and buy useless shit like bikes and stuff to try and have fun in my time off
>fast forward 2 years
>get new job WFH
>roll out of bed and turn on lappy
>feel energized
>get to spend time on my hobbies every day (fulfilling)
>spending naturally goes to bare minimum and I save/invest as much as possible now

I still don't understand this completely but it is night and day how it has affected my spending habits

The sad thing is 100k is really nothing. You could spend 50k on a down payment and lose 30k if something major goes wrong with your house or car. Then you're down to 20k and have to start the grind to 100k all over again.

BOILbros we are back

Michael Burry was right but early, invest in water. With global warming, droughts will become severe and places that were had rainfall before are experiencing no rain.

>>50251777
Lol. Look at the vol surface on AAPL puts. You will get Volga shocked.

have a wad of cash on the sidelines
what do

>>50251823
BRKY

>>50251805
can i buy compressed water instead of buying water futures

>>50251805
You don’t say

>>50251810
show me the plot

>>50251837
>expense ratio of .7
>fund started this year
not bad. do they have a breakdown of their allocations in the different commodities.

>>50251880
ah nvm

As a moron with no experience investing how should I invest my first thousand or so?

>>50251925
decide which way you think the line will go and buy TQQQ if its gonna go up or SQQQ if its gonna go down

>>50251940
why are they both down since last winter?

>>50250120
Oh fuck, you should seriously read a book

>>50251578
see: >>50251339

>>50250843
Oh I forgot they're forbidden in the land of the free

>>50251964
(split it into both so no matter what you win)

>>50251964
Uh, SQQQ is up year to date. If you look longer term though you'll see exponential decay and wacky prices due to reverse splits (where ProShares takes existing shares that have plunged and consolidates them, boosting the price to improve liquidity). That's normal and doesn't change what >>50251940 said.

>>50252012
Not only do those fags at the SEC cap us at 3x leverage, there's also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

>>50212911

>I needed to see her moving, she looks weird as fuck in this picture. She looks more serviceable in motion. Billionaires still have weirdly shit taste in women though. If I had that much money nothing but beyond dime pussy would touch this schmeat

And this is why you'll fail to create suitable heirs. I'll make this simple.

1. Who is considered the greatest basketball player of all time?

You probably said MJ right?

2. Did MJ's sons play and if so were they as good as their father?

They played and like so many others, they failed to reach the potential of their father. No matter how hard they tried they're literally only half of him at most. Half of their dna would be amazing to become a great athlete. The other half Is trash. This is why so many professional athletes children are never as good as their parent because most of them just have children with their high school crush or some random pretty face model.

Now let me ask you. If LeBron James had children with Serena Williams, do you honestly believe that their most of their children wouldn't be all time greats in almost any sport besides swimming?

Basically, elon impregnated her because she is quite attractive, maybe not anywhere near as beautiful as a model or actress, or famous songstress. However she is brilliant, and shares his interest in technology and artificial intelligence.

His children with her will on average be more intelligent than his children with the other women he bred. This is how you should be thinking when choosing a mate. Not just trying to bust inside of the prettiest girl. But one who has characteristics that would be most beneficial to your offspring.

Basically would you rather have kids who are 10/10s in looks but mediocre at everything or would you rather have kids that are a strong 8/10 in looks but 10/10s in athletic ability, or 130+ iqs.

>"Don't be delusional. America is not falling. An idiotic version of America is what's falling. Next stop is hyperinflation, which will have a deadly effect on the entire country. Actions are planned in order for people to lose faith in the monetary system. In that scenario, money will be worthless, and mutual funds will dissolve. The decoupling of the petrodollar as the world’s reserve currency is next. Demolishing the current version of America must be done in a fully controlled way. It cannot be an accident and it cannot be left to random chance. Some natural disasters are going to happen at the right moment, at the right place. A massive earthquake, a dam that breaks down, a leak in a nuclear plant. All of it is planned if we want a new version of America to emerge of the mess Americans have self-inflicted."

>"It is not about money. It is not about promoting this or that ideology. It has nothing to do with imposing this or that axiology. It is just about water or, to be clear, about the scarcity of fresh water. That's why we do it. We need an organized world, a rational environment from which we could manage water resources in an orderly manner. We are reconfiguring the entire sociotechnical paradigm in order to be ready to face a world with billions of people, and just one well of water."

> "... which gave rise to a planet of just a few hundreds of thousands of people living scattered in hypertechnological villages, taking care of millions of acres of rice fields. That was the alien planet we found."

Circa Jan 1. 2021

>>50248569
Why did you stare at her?

>>50252067
>besides swimming

>>50251925
>find a company where you think line will go up in the next years
>invest in it
>watch as line slowly go down
>find yourself becoming a hypersperg watching the charts all day long and reading/watching all the learning material you can find

I swear the only motivating factor to learning about this shit is putting some money on the line.

>>50252104
bro wtf why would you play the long game
its called a short position because you hold it for a week or less

Zoomers have a based sense of humor.

>>50252067
>be 6 feet 2
>breed 5'1 fem
>sons grow up to be 5'8 and 5'11 and hate you.
>fem was also Asian
>son only has 4 inch pp and hates you

Why would you do this to your heirs?

could be worse I guess.

>marry and breed sheboon
>children now have sub 100 iq
>thanks dad

I never have sex with a woman now unless she shows me a picture of her brother and father to see how tall they are and how large their penis is. it's not worth the risk lads

what's the best indicator for determining whether you're in a range or trending? anything better than the TTM_Squeeze?

>peak inflation

it's all ice cream and sunshine from here on out

>>50252186
>puswa

>>50252186
i went to catholic high school and during religon class we would hold hands in this little prayer circle thing and i would beat off in my hand every morning and not wash it off. so i would purposely sit next to the prettiest girls and hold their hands but it never worked.

>>50252186
don't mistake retardedness as unironically humorous. this poor generation can only do what they are told via social media. a few well placed shit posts later the future of humanity is making eye makeup with feces.

>>50252196
>to your heirs

anon, you're not a king. you're just some random incel nerd who jerks off to anime porn and likes to fantasize about being a chad, which you very clearly aren't.

>>50252198
unironically. zooming out. but you're always in one and usually both. you just don't realize it yet.

>>50252186

ITS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

>>50252230
i just want to be able to profit from day trading, anon. or at least from TA in general on whatever stocks are active on any given day, pushing a lot of volume. just TA and risk management and enough trades to become statistically relevant for a probabilistic edge that i can one day automate if i ever stop being lazy and actually learn how to code.

>>50252196
In 30 years, the genes for manlet-ism will be easier to embryo select away than intelligence ones. Both from our understanding of them and a legal viewpoint (women will strongly favor the former, wokes will strongly oppose the latter).

>>50252225
It seems like TikTok is basically a modern version of spreading 4chan pranks like "delete system32" where half the people know it's ridiculous and play along for lulz and updoots to get the other half who are retarded to fall for it.

>>50252227
>heirs
Are you upset because you are sterile or are you upset with me because your mate is subpar and now your children are mediocre compared to you?

Btw it's called hentai and only those with distinguished taste would understand.

>>50252240
Basado

>>50252241
>actually learn how to code.

I highly recommend this. she's pleasing in the eyes and ears as well.

https://www.udemy.com/user/4b4368a3-b5c8-4529-aa65-2056ec31f37e/

>>50252241
>profit from day trading
You are better off learning a valuable skill that pays you and then using your income to build wealth with your investments. You unironically have to be better than 95% of everyone else to make it as a day trader, and that will be very hard with no income. You will never stop learning and you will meet failure often if you go down the day trader path. You have been warned.

>>50252196
I always ask to see her dad's penis first thing

>>50252186
The pheromones meme is actually kinda funny, they sell whole perfumes that say they are phenomenal enchanced to zoomers

>>50252240
thanks anon glad I could view this before (they) remove it

With me switching companies soon, I'll be making more money, I'll have more time off, no more last second schedule changes and I'll even have benefits and even paid sick days! I feel like I'm finally moving up in the world bros.

>>50252186

>>50252240
Epic simply epic.

>>50252251
Kek, I hope someone starts the crystal growing one again.

>>50252240
Damn that's really good. Quite based.

>>50252300
>Web
>Mobile
The white man codes in C in Assembly for drivers, kernels, and microcontrollers.

>>50252380
>python

>>50252240
kino

>>50249769
>antitrust

What happens to bitcoin if coinbase goes under?

>>50252240
Nice meme

>>50252543
Please be joking

>>50247663
I'm loling that he basically got stopped out of his original plan and now he's more bitter and cynical than ever because he has too much pride to buy back so he's permabear mode.

>>50252240
kek
>>50252543
double kek

SIGA also has an antiviral for this:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10994271/Fears-fresh-outbreak-Marburg-virus-kills-90-patients-Africa.html

>>50252681

>>50252681
Ebola in Town sequel when? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EBQKdQyyM

>>50252717
Unfortunately we'd need another Marburg play. Your pic is vague boilerplate from 2009 and they've only got TPOXX.

And while TPOXX's mechanism of action might also work against filoviruses, they'd be starting from scratch there as far as research and approvals go.

>>50252681
Time for a rerun.

>>50252681
Isn't Ebola more easily spread than Marburg? I seriously doubt that shit will be anything serious or mass spread. Maybe the stock will have some hype buying though who knows

I’m becoming concerned that I bought sqqq at the bottom

>>50252782
There is no play then. Sucks.

I might unironically buy the next GME dip before the div stock split. Tell me how bad of a fuck-up that would be.

>>50253094
We both know as soon as you buy GME everyone is going to pull their money and it will go back to the three dollar range.

Me and my puts are ready for next week.
The week mumu dies

>>50253094
I dunno, on one hand I think they're still being held up on dumb money meme energy and are going to slowly bleed down, on the other a divvy and split will attract even more such dumb money.
I guess it depends on whether a glorified media and toy pawn shop has a place in the increasingly digital distribution subscription based landscape of entertainment.
If I had funds to spare I could see picking up a few hundred to sell 10-15 delta bi-weekly/monthly calls on and collect dividend as well but I'm not sure that'd do better than breaking even in the long run.

>>50253140
Damn

STOP SHILLING SIGA OR MAKE A GENERAL LIKE GAMESTOP.

>>50247312
>I mentioned I had an 80k
You fool, never mention specifics like this.

>>50247880
kek, so true. Americans are especially indebted with massive (((student loans))).

>>50248433
>dirttard
lol

>>50248667
If your timeline is perhaps, 3 years your post is accurate. If you look at decades of credit-cycles it is inaccurate.

>>50251925
Paper trade for at least one quarter, lurk here more.

>>50252073
S-source?

>>50252324
Congratulations, anon.

My dog has cancer

>>50253305
:(

>>50253305
Bullish

Boverian Nordic has a vaccine that is almost done that should work on the Marburg virus if that becomes a NWO ploy.

Here at smg, we will make money regardless of their actions. SIGA is still the play but I’m keeping an eye on this outbreak.

>>50253443
For me its CMRX

>>50253443
>Boverian Nordic
What broker allows me to buy their stock anon?

That'll be 29.99 + tip + jizya

>>50253514
There is an otc here in the US
BVNRY
I know Fidelity works

>>50253516
I will eat the bug pizza because I am progressive, open-minded, and virtuous. It's all just molecules. Stop being racist.

>>50253560
God damn I really need to get off of robinhood

>>50253579
Aren’t bugs lipid dense and not protein dense? Aren’t they a shitty substitute for meat?

What do you get when you mix a tiger and a lion? A liger
What do you get when you mix a human and a monkey?
An american

>He still tries to swing trade instead of being a humble theta farmer
TastyTrade tried to tell you guys... You didn't listen.

>>50253646
farming theta with these price swings?

>>50253657
Last couple tries got me btfo.

New Leonardo of Biz just dropped. Why do crypto zoomers get these levels of videos and we get fucking Rocker?
https://youtu.be/8_8LTUmHWP0

>>50248401
you understand carbon is a carcinogen, you should really consider switching to a plant based diet

>>50253729
Suck my dick, faggot.

>>50253729
>plants don't contain carbon
Shoo, shoo, gains goblin.

>>50253694
I mean, it hasn't been unusual for stocks to move >4% in less than 24hrs lately, you are asking for a heart attack waiting on your premium to die at the very least.

>>50253694
Try long diagonals then

Who is the guy in the hot dog costume? I don't get the reference

>>50251135
No perhaps I worded that poorly. Those are two different statements. Nestle was recently sued for using child slave labor via contracted farms in the Ivory Coast - Their argument for this specific case was that it was not the purview of the US government to regulate the laws of other countries and the former child slaves did not have a right to seek compensation via a US court.
Would be great if it led to an argument that SubSaharans aren't human at some point - could be a key case for rolling back the 15th amendment. - and indeed it may since the representation for the former slaves is supposed to be resubmitting the case worded differently in the near future.
>>50253729
DIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS
>>50253597
Robinhood is shit, if you're going to use a fintech freebroker at least use gaybull - its better in every possible way.

>>50253741
>>50253750
you dont need money to reduce your carbon foot print, have some respect to the future generations and stop eating meat

>>50254015

I'm sorry but this IS a double top, right? Why didn't it dump?

>>50247968
>>50248066
kek

>>50254048
TA is astrology

>>50254048
That is clearly a triple bottom

New:
>>50252901
>>50252901

>>50254205

>>50254012
>Would be great if it led to an argument that SubSaharans aren't human at some point - could be a key case for rolling back the 15th amendment

bad news. Many of those slaves descendants now have some small amount of Neanderthal admixture thanks to their slave masters.

average basketball American have around 15% European admix now

>>50254205
Please light yourself on fire
Signed,
Everyone who boots to /smg/

>>50254239
>15%

>>50253516

isn't the problem with bugs basically that they look like bugs? assuming it's even true that they're healthy to eat, couldn't you just grind them up and process them into a better shape? like, just turn that shit into a paste and make a patty out of it or whatever shape you want, why would you literally put bugs on a pizza straight-up?

whoever bakes next can you make it SIGA Market General
i dont have a good image for it

>>50254278
>wanting to ruin his bloodline by pouring a cup of clean water into an Olympic pool of piss

>>50254296
>>50254296
>>50254296
>>50254296
>>50254296
Immigrate but don't forget to emigrate

>>50254306
Infidelity runs rampant in the upstanding high melanin peoples.
You'd likely be off the hook regardless

>>50251536
when do they expire? apple could keep running up to earnings then run up more but by october or so it will crash below 125.

>>50253729
This is true and a ridiculous amount of char on red meat on a consistent basis isn't good for peoples guts. That said, I will not eat the fucking bugs even if I have to raise my moomoos myself, and you can cope seethe mald and dilate about it. Do not reply, I did not ask.

I held BVNRY for almost 2 months and it did nothing.