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They made a baby sheep with only sperm , how can i invest in this technology since it's at it's infancy , what companies or products should i aim for before it starts being used for humans .

>> No.50247866

Too late. Already bought all the shares.
You can have one for $600 each.

>> No.50247882

is it still alive?

>> No.50247921

>>50247829
yeah can we stop doing this

>> No.50248086

>>50247829
You could build this setup at home for under a grand. The problem is the upkeep and labour- 2 minutes of pump or oxygenator failure destroys your product. It's ok for a sheep to be born retarded but a disabled human costs society millions of dollars, the upside isn't worth it

>> No.50248182
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50248182

Who knew Zardoz predicted the future.

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50248221

>Homonculi Tech is real

fuck

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>>50247921
Too late, now fetuses will be kept alive by any means necessary.

Illegal Abortion makes this research a medical necessity. Every fetus no matter how deformed must be kept alive.

The research will continue. And there is nothing you can do about it.

>> No.50248475

>>50248182
OP is too late to invest in bag fetuses but is early to invest in red diapers.

>> No.50248688
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>>50248475

>> No.50248702

>>50247829
Can I grow a qt 3.14 gf on a Petri dish? Like this can’t be that expensive right?

>> No.50248779

>>50248702
Make sure you pay for the gene editing. You gonna want reverse westermach (imprinting) at the very least.

>> No.50248793

>>50247829
this is the ultimate mgtow dream

>> No.50248910

>>50247829
The first human created this way will be the Antichrist unfortunately

>> No.50248944

>>50248910
The anti-christ is clearly (please imagine this in spoiler) President Peterson.

>> No.50249401

>>50248779
I want a Waffen-SS century with gene-edited super strength. How much?

>> No.50249420

>>50247829
Let's do it bros. You can buy all the materials online.

>> No.50249451

>>50248086
we kill the retards
simple as

>> No.50249502

If I had billions of dollars I would invest in the creation of artificial wombs, it's only a matter of time. I would likely be attributed at the sole reason the technology was invented. This would turn the abortion issue on its head completely.
Fast forward 20 years, human conception has no consequence. I am seen by many as history's greatest villain.

>> No.50249536

>>50249502
It doesn't take billions. It takes a willingness to do it in a clandestine lab to ignore all reproductive cloning laws and literally a billion people concern trolling you at once.

>> No.50249555

>>50247829
>Implying they're not making humans this way in some Ruskie or Chink lab somewhere for organ harvesting.

>> No.50249563

>>50247829
I don’t know why anyone would be “”””morally”””” opposed to this. This is just cool science

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>>50247829
>Another uncle Ted was right moment
How can we profit from this?

>> No.50249835

>>50247829
We're playing God

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>>50249563
>This is just cool science
hope you enjoy being ripped from the void and having your consciousness be in some bag grown experiment that will die 3 months after its born

>> No.50249891

SHORT WOMEN
SHORT WOMEN
SHORT WOMEN

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>>50247829
I wouldn't be surprised if some mad Chinese scientist is probably already doing this with human embryos.

>>50248944
>President Peterson
Sounds based to me

>> No.50250739

>>50249835
we will become god.

>> No.50250758

>>50247829
And they can grow it in a bag? When do humans get this?

>> No.50250777

>>50248246
This is true if anti abortion politics are about the life of the fetus. If that's really what we believe then this technology will be used to grow human babies and in fact it's urgent that we start doing so as soon as possible.

If anti abortion politics are instead about control over women, then this shit can be abandoned before even seeing widespread use with farm animals.

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>>50249563

>> No.50250836

>>50247829
It has no soul

>> No.50250844

>>50247829
>before it starts being used for humans
anon, what do you mean starts? human clones have existed since the day that experiment was completed. if there’s some ethical concern that has been presented to the public you better believe it was never a concern to the jews

>> No.50250847

>>50249401
6 million

>> No.50251102

if we can make babies in an artificial womb using only sperm what would be the need for women?

>> No.50251619

>>50251102
They would be useless from a procreation perspective

>> No.50251845

>>50251102
Boobs

>> No.50251864

>>50251102
Slaves & fuck toys

>> No.50251991
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>>50247829

>> No.50251993

>>50251102
Meat and milk

>> No.50252162

>>50247829
Bros I'm gonna check my fap sock

>> No.50252215

>>50248246
Actually what this does is BTFO the lunatic Christians. It’s not abortion if you’re just smashing a bag with a hammer. If it’s not in a woman’s womb, too bad, christcucks.

>> No.50253577

>>50252215
Wow you're telling me then they literally can't do the muh body muh choice line? How does this BTFO Christians exactly?

>> No.50253732

>>50247829
>They made a baby sheep with only sperm
Bullshit. Here's the link to the article published in nature. It's just an artificial womb, a female ovum is still needed.
https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms15112

>> No.50253940

>>50253732
OP is a retard?
no shit
i can't believe it took 40 messages to realize

>> No.50254607

>>50247829

Oh my sweet summer child
>welcome to the 40s