/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50247088
not helping you. now if you want to talk about illegal yet morally acceptable ways to make money id consider helping

Pssst hey kid you ever hear of GMO garloids? They produce double the milk and reach maturity in half the time.

>>50247088
Unironically rob a train

>>50247103
Never change.

>>50247103
either youre a lawyer or a poorfag

>>50247166
how is that legal lol where do you live anon burundi

>>50247088
>Horde disaster supplies and gouge them
>create a patreon and GREEEFT
>purchase all the pokemon cards in the store
>flip PS5's and GPUs
>short stocks
>Create a paid subscription service to teach people basic skills that they can easily google, but are too dumb to do so

Lots of ways

>>50247088
Steal copper manhole covers.

>>50247397
>>50247397
the last one is actually good. maybe i can combine some available text course source with
https://www.synthesia.io/

>>50247432
again anon
you must live in the great state of burundi

>>50247152
did u take you meds today?
u must be one of the shrimp farm people

>>50247447
Life coaches are the ultimate grift
earn money by reminding people to "be themselves" and to "tune out the noise"

>Life coach
>Consultant
>Guru
>Pastor/Cult Leader/Politician
>Patreon a porn game
>Grift on kickstarter
>Trick John's out of money on escort apps
The last one is probably illegal btw.

>>50247088
Get a job by lying on your resume

>>50247432
Anything with "steal" probably isn't legal

>>50247088
Find celebrities that cease to exist and make shitcoin plays with them. RIP Paulie Walnuts. I found a recent one for him. WALNUTS
>0x2f66b5F94e387f0Fc69Ed9cc7cF688714cf0C28c
>eth uniswap
I just threw in like 10 bucks. You'll be missed

>>50247088
Janny sidegig

>>50247375
just go to LA and be black and bam there you go

>>50247088
being paid to be someone's friend maybe

>>50247088

>>50249859
1st of april hmmm

>>50247088
kneepads and sucking cocks at an elderly facility

>>50247375
>>50247500
>he thinks they have trains and sewers in burundi
toppest of keks right here

>>50247375
I totally forgot this country even existed, maybe they should just get annexed by Rwanda.

Creating a gofundme for some sob story that no one can disprove.

It doesn't take much effort but there's also only a very low chance it catches on and brings in big bucks.

>>50251075
Alternatively just make a completely honest one instead. You would be amazed how many people will donate to something that isn't a sob story and is just straight-up asking for money for a decent purpose. I'm pretty sure someone crowdfunded the downpayment for a home that way since they were starting a family and entirely too broke to do so on their own.

>>50247088
Be a shit and manipulative mortician and overcharge for your service. Your clientele often being emotionally devastated makes them ripe to be exploited by you.

>>50250073
they sure do cause u live in one

>>50247088
Tax avoidance.

>>50247088
human trafficking.

>>50247088
Invest in blackrock

>>50249859
i do periodically get stuff like this
for example companies that try to sell me forms about my LLC that you can find for free online if you look
they prey on you being stupid and paying cause you cant read or use google
these are interesting but seems like a lot of work to send all those communications
ideally looking for something that is self sufficient once set up

>>50251121
sob story is not bad but it feels like very bad karma also who gives a shit realistically? how many people really gets a kick of giving away free money to shit like that?

real story is nice, but again realistically why someone would willingly give me money cause i want extra money lol
like i have a job - yes i lied on my resume cause u need to put things into existence - more lookin for like a side hustle that becomes autonomous once set up

>>50256244
unironically already doing that dca
that a good investment suggestion anon - and anons at large
but i do not see the stock market as a side hustle

>>50254845
that;s just stupid
pay your taxes - hustle harder if need be

>>50256105
pretty sure that classifies as illegal anon

>>50251349
this is cool and solid but it seems like something like having a restaurant that has to be full time to work - at least initially

>>50250046
leave old people alone
they already had enough they dont need you

>>50247532
this is nice
maybe i can do something about stoicism
all that stuff is really cool and copyright free

>>50256769
not if you make them sign some bogus contracts and keep their passports. Arabs do it all the time

>>50257048
i mean maybe in arabia
pretty sure in the us is illegal

>>50247088
Thing about properly morally deplorable things, they tarnish your reputation. Those are things people don't want to do because they don't want to be known as the guy who does it. Like doing gay porn, or drawing 2D furry porn, or animating 3D loli rape or shoving a flag up your ass with your customers message written on it. Those are the kinds of things you should be thinking of

>>50257140
To reiterate, we live in an immoral world. Your lack of morals is not an edge. Your edge should be your willingness to tarnish your reputation and debase yourself, that's an edge

>>50257140
not necessarily though.
giving people fake tits they dont need is immoral but also something they want.
pretty sure plastic surgeons are well respected memebers of their communities

>>50247152
The garloid community is toxic enough. It isn't worth any amount of money.

>>50257179
i do not see it as one
thats a smart point though
but not really what this is about
not looking for edges
looking for ideas that work

>>50257187
yeah community service

>>50257179
also for the sake of debate. i am not immoral. i am differently moral :)

>>50257183
>giving people fake tits they dont need is immoral but also something they want
And that's a well established market that's already cornered. Sounds to me like you're trying to use your lack of morals to gain an edge on the market. Like I said, that's not an edge, nobody has morals.
If you want to enter a gray legal area, there's no better hustle than running a charity. It must be a real charity that actually works but you can get away with pocket a big chunk of donations in management fees. But again, everyone is already doing this, your lack of morals does not give you an edge

>>50257244
i am not looking to feel smart and unique
i am looking for a self sufficient side hustle

the charity thing is nice but again, is like being a pastor. is a full time thing. i am not that big i can start a foundation or such yet

>>50257244
do you have any other ideas like that - but cant go to medical school for 8 years