/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50246499
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,172.457B, 102P = 21.299B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,144.921B, 97P = 22.113B per (roughly)
GERN + CHHE: >>50245235

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Make 4ChanDAO to own 4Chan.

NOW!!!

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50246499
checked

>it's the weekend
Damn

coomf

>>50246499
Baker Checked

>>50246594
Never thought I'd ever hate the weekend so much.

I hope we get to see Bitcoin crater to 10k this weekend.

>>50246533
I fell for it. I fall for all the internet pranks. WAGMI

Dave Lauer said nothing will change, I guess we're done here.

Which came first?
Janny?
Or?
/sp/?

>>50246499
checked

thinking about this whole canada sitution and wondering how to work my way around it if it were to occur in the US. Are there other internet services that don't rely on mobile/landlines? Only thing I can imagine is satellite/starlink but I'm not sure if at some point they still use ground level infrastructure that would be out as well.

I am so tired of working a shit job because I am low IQ. I have been buying shares for a long time little by little because I poor. Make it happen. I have to work with ghetto nigs. You will never know how bad this is.

>>50246766
The jannies have been on a fucking roll today. So many deleted posts.

>50246761
>SUX ID

>>50246786
That sounds awful? How old are you? How many shares do you have?

>>50246786
I had an interview today that went great but I might not get the dream job because of HR and the joobz. I'm sorry you have to deal with this.

>>50246803
I have 19 shares now. Hopefully enough to get me out of this hell.

>>50246499
This is probably one of the comfiest weekends ever. WAGMI!!!

>>50246833
Comfy check

>>50246824
ALLLL NIGHTTTTT LONGGGG

>>50246499
I sold. It's over. The news said that Gamestop was bleeding money like crazy, and they had to fire a bunch of people including their CEO to stay afloat. Wish I'd sold the top last year instead of bagholding to -75%

Post-moass I'm going to buy women, I will purchase them as property for trade and sale. Once society starts to crumble there will only be a few valuable commodities left: guns, gold, gamestop, and women.

>>50246781
The US is fundamentally different than other countries in terms of networks because the Internet was invented here as a tool to withstand nuclear attack by the Soviets, and so the default for infrastructure is redundancy. There's nothing remotely like Rogers or a single monopoly on everything, and there's a shitload of fiber everywhere if you're a government or big business. The US federal government has SEVERAL private Internets isolated from the public one. Every other nuclear power in the world (including Israel) could fire everything they have at us and the Internet would not go down entirely.

>>50246786
don't have it as bad as yours seems but I have the kind of job where they have cut workers aggressively over the years, piling on the work on the people and the responsibilities that come with it, particularly auditable documents, forms and reports that I admit I have a bunch of gaps in. I just hope if I get asked to show something that I will be asked to show something that I DO have. I need this shit to happen before this audit snowball erupts in volcanic lava. I'm not a proud man, I lost my shit and cussed/swore a lot angrily in a teams meeting this week. I can't take this shit anymore. Had to have a 'talk' with leadership.

>Can't sell shares until you recieve dividend
>Can't recieve dividend until broker delivers it
>Broker can't deliver dividend until shorters buy the shares
>Shorters can't buy shares unless we sell shares
uhhh… broker chads? did we get too cocky?

>>50246890
Should I buy more shares before the split? Is this thing guaranteed or am I just being greedy if I have over 300 shared already?

>>50246890
Are you retarded or do you not even understand anons original post in your foolish attempt to use it to fud?

>>50246890
Sounds like an issue for the market maker to provide liquidity for.

>>50246761
They're going to have some amount of time to deliver or close their positions, similar to a FTD cycle. It's funny because we've actually discussed this before, for anyone reading be prepared to hold a few months after the split takes place because they aren't going to have to close that very day. Some new FUD to keep an eye out
>why didn't the dividend cause MOASS bros!?!?!?
>why is the stock price a fourth of what it was!?
They want you to sell the moment MOASS doesn't occur following the dividend.

>>50246884
Haha, that one backfired didn't it..

>>50246912
>before the split
Yes

>>50246916
Explain it to me because I don’t understand how broker shares are going to be sold if the dividend can’t be delivered, not trying to fud

Dave Lauer is a grifter. Enjoy the long weekend everybody.

Beta cyber attack release on canada. this is certainly stocks related as its the most significant thing to be effected. how do we prepare for this?

>>50246824
Brother you're gonna WAGMI so hard, you don't even know.

>>50246943
>he doesn’t know

fucking faggots dickriding michael burry and these literal whos from the big short. this post is heavily downvoted (superstonk usually has 10x upvotes to comments ratio) but still shows up near the top in your home feed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vul7nh/danny_moses_offrom_the_big_short_talking/

>>50246979
>neither does he

>>50246950
Did you mean to say 'grabbler'?

>>50246992
If that tickles your noodle. You should ask yourself how can they deliver the shares if they have to buy broker shares to do it? This isn’t about a dividend fren it’s about putting them in a Chinese finger trap. Closing is the only option.

>>50246943
Prime Brokers (The ones who borrowed the shares) will want their shares back so they can profit off that dividend. Also because if they don't do it they'll get huge tax penalties, I have heard.
This will cause MOASS because the hedgies will have to buy back the shares, causing MOASS.

>>50246965
2022 CANADIAN BANK RUN 2.0 IS BACK ON

TRICIA ROTHSCHILD COME SHUT IT DOWN AGAIN

Markets never crashing.
Also : reminder they have three months to cover. And then 3 months after that for the dtcc. Minimum of 7 more months bros

>>50247031
I get that. I’m saying if we aren’t able to sell until we receive the divvy (which they can’t deliver to all broker shares mathematically) how do we get paid for broker shares? The only thing I can think of is gme being withdrawn from the DTCC after 90 days, according to picrel.
Do I have this right?

>>50247071
>redacted

>>50247089
Infinity squeeze.

>>50247074
That's ok, we are not the same. You invest for dollars. I invest for change.

>>50246987
>From the outside looking in, he's absolutely right. 20% layoffs, firing your CFO, and having bad earnings are not good things.

>What a lot of these guys are missing is the launch of the NFT Marketplace.

DUDE, MUH NFTS!!!!

you GME baggies are so pathetic
captcha: 0MG4Y
as in, omg you're all so gay

>>50247105
Jesus Christ we’re really gonna make it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrOn7qiDr_M

>>50247074
I can wait.

sirs do the needful and become billionaire

>>50247047
So basically the options are
>unmitigated short squeeze for at least 90 days
OR
>brokers recall starting next week
Not trying to fud bros I just want to make sure I’m understanding this correctly

>>50247089
>shorts can’t deliver divvy until they buy the shares for it
>the only place to get shares in that quantity is from us
>we’re not selling
>they’re still legally obligated to get shares no matter the cost
>???
>Tel-Aviv is a pile of rubble and there’s suddenly a lot less politicians and CEOs flying around

>>50247074
>Markets never crashing.
Cope.

>>50247089
I don't want to wait 90 more days ;_; I worry for Certain family members mental health and I need to help them sooner.

>>50247168
I think that it’s more likely that we will see a recall, in this scenario
The alternative is apocalyptic

>>50247162
Spy gained 150 points this week and closed at 390. It's never crashing bro. Prices are never coming down. You'll rent forever.

Dave lauer is a fucking liar and a fraud, and anyone believing his shitting analysis that completely omits fraudulent market activity is NGMI. It’s happening in 2 weeks, and the time shortly after. Redditors are literal sheep who can’t think for themselves. A necessary evil I guess but fuck them and their dick sucking ways

Chuck....
We're sneeding..

>>50247193
>SPY down 20% since last peak
>Very small difference with covid crash that was 30%
>NASDAQ 100 is down 30% since last peak
>last time NASDAQ 100 crashed (during covid) it crashed ***27%***
>this isn't even the beginning of the recession
>SPY goes up 6% once
>WOAAAWWW WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT /SMG/ BROS!!!

>>50247223
That's an impressive sneed, you have there.

>>50247250

Gamestop is down triple what SPY is. What's your point donkey brain?

A 20% correction after a 300% gain? Fucking dolt.

>>50247168
It's a minimum of 90 more days. Tesla/Overstock took months.

>this is the fud

>>50247305
>comparing individual stock gains/losses to index funds as if a 10% dip in SPY had the same implications as a 10% dip in GME
>thinking that 20% is a "correction" despite the fact it's been going down for months now due to very clear negative reasons (a major one is increased interest rates).
I thought you were a shill but now I'm genuenly concerned about your IQ. Or are you just new to investing?

>>50247160
It gets even more fun when you realize brokers who are doing illegal CFD against their public TOS are going to have to try and front run the hedgies to try and get shares or at least FTDs before retail starts selling for phone numbers lest they bankrupt themselves. The rocket is on the pad, anons.

>>50247384
Cope harder dumb fuck. It's never crashing

>>50247394
It somehow gets even MORE fun when you learn that there’s apparently some serious tax implications for lending your shares while a split divvy is ongoing and the brokers who aren’t doing the illegal CFD shit did with 99.999999% certainty lend out most of their client’s shares to the shorts, and the recall has to be settled by the 18th for them to not get hit with a fuckhuge tax bill

>50247466
Nice ip swap faggot.

Wasn’t there some sort of countdown happening? Lands on august 22nd or something

>>50247466
>C-COCOPE!!!!!!!!

anyone else tired of waiting but feeling hopeful cause of the splivvy?

>>50247550
No.
wagwi

>>50247466
>no rebuttal
kek, he destroyed you

>>50247550
I’m tired of the weekend already. It’s not even Saturday yet.

>>50247548
Yeah Publix copycat anon started posting it. It’s exactly t+21 from the dividend date. He started posting it at least a week before it was announced if I’m not mistaken.

>>50247466
>muh sitoshis

>>50247160
someone screencap this and post on leddit

>>50247550
The dividend literally gave me new hope. I almost gave up before the announcement, but after finding out Ryan kept his promise, I'm riding this to the end.

>>50247550
people are setting themselves up for disappointment by expecting too much from the split. most of the gains from the tesla split came in the months after T+6+C35 according to gherk. i think a run up to above 200 is long overdue but a lot of redditors and normies get fudded by dlauer's tweets and the news about layoffs etc. it's nice to see the bullish price action and the fomo, people on wallstreetbets talking about going all in etc.

>Everyone's favorite Ropesalemen comes back.
>"GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING"
>Just in time for the spit divident to get announced with a set date
>immediately goes silent
>comes back hours later with panic rebuttals
>Ends up doxxing himself, and as a Canadian embassy indian.

What a good. GOOOOOOOOD. morning this whole week has been.

>>50247669
>according to gherk

>>50247156
No see it’s more like
>Kenny made shares out of thin air and magic
>DTCC doesn’t give a fuck
>RC does splividend for actual shares
>the clock is now set
>Not enough shares
>DTCC now has to deliver magic dividend shares for magic share holders
>except DTCC doesn’t give a fuck and will conjure more magic shares
>split happens
>price goes up
>short interest through the roof
>keeping shorts is cock and ball torture
>some smaller fish have to cover and liquidate
>pump sets off fomo
>margin call
>price goes through the roof
>entire economy implodes in a black hole of wet shit
>new bajillionairs
Except they would rather kick the can for 50 years and forced arrests and liquidation to the government before giving it to retail. If they let DTCC kick this bullshit can down the road again these fucks will keep pulling bunnies out of hats.

>>50247669
Was Tesla just a regular stock split or was is a splidivvy?

>>50247684
look up the chart, it crabbed after 8/31 2020

>>50247673
I don't think I've ever seen someone get utterly ass-blasted so many times as that canadian did. He's the Chris-Chan of /biz/

>>50247502
It’s not a cash div this is a non taxable event

>>50247706
splivvy

>picklespic

>>50247673
kek niggerfaggoties

Kek crypto baggies

>>50247721
Was Tesla as overshorted as GME? Like, 226% or more short?

You remember how we dropped $15 the other day in minutes? Or the flash crash where we dropped like $170? What's stopping them from doing that when we're at $30 and getting us delisted?

>>50247709
Don't care about that, why the fuck are you listening to picklespic?

>>50247770
do you have any idea how fast the float would get locked up before that happens? Probably the second dumbest thing they could attempt.

>50247770
I sometimes wonder how much freedom they give you shills. Thank god you’re all retarded.

Somebody once told me
The market's gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest fund in the hedge
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the sneeds start chucking
And they don't stop chucking
Fed makes new rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with shorting GME?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll minecraftpost if you don't glow

Hey now, you're a hodler
Get your GME on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only diamond hands break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the /GME/ men beg to differ
Judging by the frogs and smug anime pictures.

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

https://youtu.be/-tt8YAc9atU
Why are these guys suddenly so invested?

maybe a further 3:1 dividened to really fuck the hedgies if this first round doesn't work.

>>50247799
Hey now, you're a hodler
Get your GaME on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only diamond hands break the mold

(Go for the moon, go, go)
(Go for the moon, go, go)
(Go for the moon)
(Go, go, go for the moon)

Hey now, you're a hodler
Get your GaME on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only diamond hands

Somebody once asked
"Could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this ETH"
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use collateral myself"
And we could all use a little change

Well, the sneeds start chucking
And they don't stop chucking
Fed makes new rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with shorting GME?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll minecraftpost if you don't glow

Hey now, you're a hodler
Get your GaME on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold
Only diamond hands break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only diamond hands break the mold

>>50247790
why are you being a karen
you should be lurking reddit and gathering the info that you can rather than just larping here and spreading negativity like a /pol/ sliding toddler
sneed low energy cuck

>>50247720
>non-taxable event
>in the land of the sharts and the home of the mutts
Don’t make me laugh

>>50247828
Karen is an antiwhite slur and here at /gme/ we are anti-antiwhite.

>>50247720
Not if you have shares lent out!

>>50247828
Kek, just keep Gherking it fellow Redditors! This time for real my TA will be right!

>>50247770
>>50247797
>Hello fidelity brokerage how can I help you?
>Hello m'am, yes I'd like to place an order for 2 gamestops
>Excuse me, what do you mean?
>GME shares, 2 gamestops worth. I believe it's roughly 150 million shares or so.
>Sir our system says there are only 74 million shares outstanding. Far less in practice considering institutional and retail ownership. There aren't enough shares ava-
>Place the order m'am. It'll print, trust me

>>50247828
You have to realize that pixkle doesn't care if it moass' or not. In fact him and his butt buddies actively help deviate moass with their options fuckery. His analysis has been wrong before too.

>>50247854
a split in the form of a dividend isn't a new thing
tesla is the previous major reddit stock before GME, it's perfectly relevant to examine the price action and set your expectations accordingly
if you're expecting moass in 2 weeks you're setting yourself up for disappointment just like those Qniggers on /pol/ who could have run a more successful campaign before the 2020 election instead of sperging out after the election if r/the_donald didn't get shut down
you're obviously a newfag in the stock market if you don't know the importance of having reasonable expectations and knowing risk vs reward
the risk vs reward is why GME is the smarter choice than crypto or meme stocks but clueless people like you and keith lack the understanding so you tend to fall for distractions

>>50247881
check the tesla chart yourself, think for yourself, gherk just mentioned the T+6+C35, IDIOT KILL YOURSELF, 4chan is all about judging the contents of the post not the identity of the poster

>>50247910
Man you seem personally offended that we hate Gherkin fag here, why's that?

>50247910
>He can’t help but give himself away
Thanks for your concern fren I can’t actually wait so I think im just gonna sell on Monday.

>>50247926
you're just toxic, you're not contributing DD or anything, just spreading negativity, you're basically dead weight unless you hold a substantial amount of GME shares

>>50247910
>think for yourself
>gherk just mentioned

>>50247952
Spidery plebbit fingers typed this post.

>>50247955
kys

Threadly reminder that the real 45pbtid is picklenigger and his cabal of discord transexuals.
Source:

>50247952
You’re actually my least favorite. At least Niggerfaggot has some teeth or gumption.

>>50247961
enjoy spending your entire weekend on this useless /pol/ schizo tier circlejerk
RC, matt furlong, r/superstonk etc are carrying the whole thing, /biz/ is a spec of shite in the overall picture

>>50247952
Right, no one has lost money on picklefag's option shilling before, and I'm the deadweight of MOASS.

You didn't even need to mention Jerkin. Could have got away with 'I heard that....', did you think by name dropping him it'd give further validity to your point?

>>50247963
kek seethie

>50247952

here we go again ffs

>>50247910
Jesus Christ dude, I'm not the one grilling you for watching a streaming pickle. I'm just letting you know he's not in it for the moass, but has in fact actively delayed it with playing options along with his followers. He doesn't care if ever does.

>50247982
>not only is he mad, he's a foreigner

>>50247992
seething so hard you can't bear to read his name mentioned as the source for why i mentioned T+6+C35 kek snowflake. you come across as a shill trying to shut down any DD talk by discrediting FWFB etc etc as being associated with the pickle crew

>>50247071
Stop bringing her up, she's unrelated to that family, pure cohensidence. You dirty antisemite

>you're just toxic
yeah

>they still send him here though

>>50247828
>karen
argument invalidated.

>>50248029
We've been over this anyways. There's already a possibility that moass doesn't start immediately after the dividend date. It was literally mentioned in this very thread

>>50248029
Top kek, considering your idol I thought you would quite enjoy getting buttblasted. But here you are still seething.

my peepee hurts

>>50247910
Are you autistic? Not even trying to be a dick, just legitimately curious.

>>50248103
He's on 4chan, what do you think?

>>50248109
Most people can at least put up a thin veil of normalcy in conversation, this dude is pretty much full on REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50248121
This isbwhat happens when you can tell someone is being inauthentic. It’s a gift of some neuro divergents. It’s why their fud will never work on here.

Hey guys, bvttfvcker here. MOASS on Monday.

>>50248172
We already knew that, but thanks anyway.

>>50248103
>>50248109
>>50248150
ok frens that's cool but I'm a diagnosed autist and I don't wan't to be compared to such a retard so please refer to him as a clinically retarded meltdownie crypto baggie instead.

>>50248203
Autists will soon rule the world anon, even him as long as he holds shares and stops playing with the options kikery

>>50248203
The name Niggerfaggot has been recently freed up, we can use that for him if you'd like?

>>50248231
Can't I'm afraid. Literally had my posts deleted today for using the N-word that shall not be named lest ye be banned.
I still can't believe /biz/ bans you for that

>>50248231
Yes that'd fit him very well thank you fren.

>>50247737
Someone should tweet this to GG lol

>>50248247
>Literally had my posts deleted today for using the N-word that shall not be named
>that shall not be named
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

There is now a 9% chance of this stock squeezing past 2500 USD and a .00000000001% chance of it squeezing to telephone numbers without the area code.

>50248283
I like those odds.

>>50248283

>>50248029
Kek there are certain things you picklenigger cronies do that give you away. You may even be that one person I always detect LMAO

>>50248283
My fellow GME chads... Realize how the shills' FUD have went from "The shorts already covered! GME back to 40$ quick!" to "It will only squeeze to 2500$, goy!"

We have made so much progress, frens.

>>50248247
I get banned for saying a certain hand rubbing, small hat, hooked nosed tribe did the events that happened on a certain date that happened on 9/11.
... if you catch my drift.

>>50248283
100% chance of hundreds of millions, fuck off already.

>>50247964
You're correct. If it is proven, before or after the MOASS, that options was one of the things they were using to prolong this process, not-me will personally not-hire Minecraft enthusiast to ban picklenigger from life, and make it look like an accident.

>>50247803
If it doesn’t work I will register 99% before the next splivy

>>50248267

>reddit posts contradicting themselves on whether we wagmi from the splivvy
ARE WE GONNA MOASS FROM THE SPLIVVY OR NOT?!

>>50248283
Due to quantum entanglement, whenever there's something with a probabilistic outcome, all possible outcomes simultaneously occur in a universe parallel to the other outcomes. What CERN did isn't really time-travel, they can't go back in time, but they can shift timelines into a parallel universe to force the probability of an event occurring by switching to one of the timeline's where it happened. You may say that telephone numbers are unlikely to occur, but that outcome is guaranteed to occur in at least one universe.

>>50248373
I wouldn't get your hopes up. What everyone is conveniently forgetting is the DD that came out around the time the NFT dividend was the hot topic of the week that said sharts could get out of any other form of dividend which is why it HAD TO BE AN NFT

>>50248267

>>50248373
Let them gnaw on it a little bit more. Eventually they will bite down on the (((Lauer))) question. I've seen some replies already straight out saying Lauer was not accurate with what he was saying.

>>50248373
It depends on a few factors. They want to can kick this as long as possible, just know it's already over for them

>>50248399
All possible realities surround the glorious Christ-light at the heart of the Genesis machine. Imagine being such a successful terrorist that you destroy infinite realities.

>>50248430
>It depends on a few factors.
WHAT ARE THE FACTORS TELL ME RIGHT NOW. DONT MAKE ME CALL YOU A BAGGIE

>>50248456
Depends on whether a smaller fish got smart and got out

>>50247910
This an anime website

>>50248373
im going to assume that we wont, that way when nothing happens it will be business as usual. if something does happen, its a pleasant surprise. i know better and you all should too

>>50248479
Melvin got out just in time. Gabe’s pretty smart after all

>>50248490
>i know better
did u just assume my wisdom?

>>50248490

>>50248518
indeed i did

>>50248531
i know

>>50248558
ITS OVER

>>50248574
Bobros..

>>50248490
This is the based, and correct outlook to have. When nothing inevitably happens and reddit is awash with "Split divvy was never going to cause MOASS, it's just meant to make the price cheaper for regular people to FOMO in" you will not be disappointed.

>50247669
>giving a single umolested fuck about anything spickle rick has to say, ever, for any reason
Play in traffic with a blindfold on for even mentioning the fatass. This is not a request, it's a demand.

>>50248671
>spickle rick
i kekd

>>50248490
>>50248634
I mean, at some point something's gonna have to happen, otherwise we will still be here in 2026. My 20s are already gone, I'd like to enjoy my 30s pls.

>>50248725
>i kekd
What do you think this is, anon. Some kind of bad comedy joke? We're dying out here.

>>50248490
This
It’s not a matter of if, it’s a matter of when
We already won

>>50248490
>im going to assume that we wont,
there's a 99.99% chance it does happen.
If it doesn't then it'll happen max 3 weeks later anyways because of the incoming depression and the fact that jews take contractual obligations VERY seriously.
>inb4 "uhhh what contract?"
hedgies have to deliver the dividend to the prime brokers as they are entitled to it or the contract breaks and a share recall happens. The hedgies don't have the shares as they have sold it off so to short the stock so this happens >>50247160 >>50247394 >>50247502

>>50248737
i myself am already halfway through my 20's, i would like this to happen just as much as anyone. but to get hyped for dates just sets yourself up for disappointment.
>>50248783
>We already won
precisely
>>50248794
i will continue to wait patiently like i have this entire time and will ooooo when necessary

>>50248794
once this is all over and we form some kind of new illuminati, I would like for it to incorporate antlers of some kind. Old societies always have antlers and furs in one form or another. Bird masks maybe?

>>50248794
I really hope you're right. I can wait longer but holy fuck the sooner I never have to read another reddit post the better.

>>50248737
You've already held for two years, what's another four?

>>50248852
>i will continue to wait patiently like i have this entire time and will ooooo when necessary
Very based, fren.

>>50248794

>>50248852
>>50248864
>>50248868
Make up your minds faggots! I'm not waiting any longer I'll moass without you

>>50248940
Splivvy will not trigger the MOASS in itself, don't get your hopes up. It should be before the end of September though if the Shmita schizos are right

Can one of you fags explain to me why, after the dividend, we won't see some sort of immediate (Pass a couple of "waived" days)

I see people on ribbit brining up telsa as a reference, but from my understanding that was just a normal split, and telsa wasn't as nearly as shorted as GME.

>>50248963
I will come to your house.

>>50248978
nope, no knife feeding

>>50248978
IIRC someone posted rules saying the shares had to be delivered by the 27th, if they weren't RC can begin the process to pull shares out of the DTCC which takes 90 days

>>50248978
Tesla was also splivy. In my opinion it was never as naked shorted as gme is and doesn’t have the amount of eyes on it gme does.

We are immune to FUD so don't bother.

>>50249003
That is why you won't see me posting pictures of my hand

>>50249007
It's ok to admit you don't know, but I'll give you I laughed at your post.
>>50249015
I see, a time frame to give out a dividend for short positions does make sense. Do we know if the pull-out process will be known, or will we be in the dark for the 90 days?
>>50249017
Also interesting, I asked about it earlier but got no response, I agree that telsa was shorted by what would normally be a significant amount, GME is a whole other animal.

Something woke me up but I refuse to check what it said. If it was important you would check on me right frens?
sneed the shills


wagmi

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50246499
Checked

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. We are getting close now frens. WAGMI soon.

What are these gme generals for, seriously. I used to check superstonk and GME generals daily, went on a two week vacation where I didn't check any of it, came back and I had an epiphany upon checking these threads that these are nothing more than setting up yourselves for disappointment. None of the bullshit that was spewed earlier was the catalyst and none of that hype buzzwords mean anything.

At this point just buy and hodl, do yourself a favor and stop reading bullshit theories about 14D tinfoil chess moves by a literal kike jew.

>>50249405
They are for us to hang out and talk about what we are going to do once we WAGMI as well as for cyber bullying AMSneeders, Pajeets and kennoid.

>>50249405
i come here once a month now. more or less.

But these threads are pretty funny.

>>50249405
It exists so I can pop on and ask questions like
>>50248978

Night night, sleep tight. Comfy stockpocalypse on Monday.

>>50249405
Also, I do take a break from here every now and then. In fact I just came back the other day when the split was announced because I had been taking a break for a month while I was busy focusing on study & exams. I’ve been here on & off since Jan last year. I don’t use Reddit so I find it useful that people post dd and stuff here as well.

>>50249405
Buddy, if it wasn't for philanthropists like myself responding to shills, entire villages in india would go without food!

kek baggies

>>50249405
It exists solely and entirely for me to bully glowniggers.

>>50249402
I thought it said Ryan Cohen at first, and I was mightily confused.

Holy shit so many posts about how the split will do something.

Sounding a little desperate to convince everybody baggies. Gonna really suck when nothing fucking happens Loooooooooooool

>>50249418
>>50249427
>>50249435

If you can get two things apart and understand that buzzwords, nonsense hypes and TA fags are not your friends, I guess you are alright. I'm here as well writing in this very general, so I'm part of the problem as well. But some of you faggots are funny and there are useful information in the sea of waving horse shit.

>>50247074
really? fuck this shit. i need the money now

>>50249499
It's called zen my friend. I am waging unbothered by what's going on in the world. Go outside my friends, it's free. Go to bed on time, eat your veggies and enjoy life. The internet is for losers desu.

>>50248634
I was born to be disappointed. Disappointment is my middle name. All I’ve ever done is disappoint people and they never cease to disappoint me. I’ve never been more ready to be disappointed in my whole life and I expect nothing less than to be absolutely crushed by the weight

>>50249544

Openly admits to waging. Your advice is worthless Subway employee.

>>50249567
Forgot picrel

>>50249572
Electrical Engineer. If I worked at subway I'd rope.

>>50249577
How many shares do you have? Just trying to decide if I beed to buy more. I’m unemployed

>>50249596
31. 30 for the world, 1 for me.

>>50249015
This is correct.

>>50249499
Remember in the early generals the anon who printed out and cummed on pics of (I think) mlp porn and mailed it to Melvin Capital? Kek

>>50249402
Sure, I'll buy this shithole for, say, a single share.

>>50249628
Deer porn.

>>50249628
It was deer porn, thank you very much.

>>50249669
>>50249675
I knew it wasn’t pony porn! I guess my brain blocked that part out from all the trauma of seeing all the deer porn posts in these threads kek

>>50249628
Based retard handing them over a fresh sample of his DNA so they have absolutely no problem tracking him down during MOASS

>>50247168
I guess thats too bad?

>>50247982
you done?

>>50249405
I come here for
1- Chart anon
2- Check on baker
3- Cato anon

>>50248451
>Imagine being such a successful terrorist that you destroy infinite realities.
okay

>>50249402
I will pledge 250 million I suppose

>>50249405
>None of the bullshit that was spewed earlier was the catalyst and none of that hype buzzwords mean anything.
Not in this timeline, they all worked in other timelines, just not this one, yet.

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>50250252
Kashmir rightfully belongs to Pakistan, and you are paid to be here

>>50250290
well i haven't made a single post in this entire thread and i find that outrageous.

>50250298
I don't care what you think sneedy, it was probably a bot or you before you hopped on this new 1PBTID

kek baggies are already moving the goalpost

>>50246499
Checkec

>>50247770
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>50247799
Checked

>>50248487
Kek

I hate bus drives, a lot really.

In b4 there's another burger holiday on monday for no reason.

>>50250420
Ah bollocks, now I am prepared for a Russian false flag event

>>50250366
Only because Gary keeps coming with last minute cock blocks and over a year of conditioning has resulted in this.

Im going to from and xxx to xxxx holder due to this split. Holy fuck im so glad i spent all that time/energy acooooomulating.

Even without a squeeze, if it moves the same way tesla did after its dividend im going to be in "making it" territory

thank you ryan

>>50250371
ywnbaw

>>50250436
Even if Ryan tweeted that MOASS was tomorrow I still wouldn't believe it at this point

>>50247669
>TESLA situation is the same as gamestop
I can count at least 5 before thinking too hard why gamestop is bot only bigger than tesla but will happen quicker simply because the amount of DRS'd shares.

there's literally too many happenings happened in short amount of time
are those happenings being used to cover moass or moass will be another additional happening on top of the happening collection?

>>50250732
The only happening bigger than MOASS would be the complete collapse of clownworld

It's kind of crazy just how many things have happened within the last week, especially considering how slow June felt. Hopefully the shills don't shit up the comfy weekend threads too much.

>>50246766

>>50246950
Nah hes worse than that. He's a mole and insider that is pretending to be a grifter. Why has every shitty grifter (Rencuck, wardumb, picklenigger, redtrannywitch, etc) gotten the boot but somehow he's still around? He's there to keep the narrative under control when stuff slips through the cracks. Whenever something new comes up he always has to go "consult his sources", yet somehow he's seen as knowledgeable? bah fuck him

>>50247074
>Markets never crashing.
Sure when the life support plug finally gets pulled we're gonna get that "soft landing". pfffff

>>50250869
>NUG ID

>>50247466
100k is coming just acooomulate more bitcummies champ!

>>50250594
One timeline is all it takes, I got a good feeling about this one.

It is absolutely fascinating to me how this became the standard practice in marketing.

>>50250873
>21NUGpC5
21 5 piece nuggies
lets fucking gooooooooooo

>>50247705
>Except they would rather kick the can for 50 years and forced arrests and liquidation to the government before giving it to retail.
I know it seems this way, but at some point they do actually have to lose. I can't put it into words well at the moment, but basically they can't let this go on forever because at some point paying out will be more cost effective for them (not just financially but politically) than letting this charade continue.

Um why does reddit seem like theyre desperately coping for some reason?
>t. Leaf

So it looks like after being so utterly ass blasted NF has resorted to tactic of mass reporting people after he has been so utterly and thoroughly anally devastated to the point his entire rear end could be used as a solar sail to ride to andromeda with.

I for one cannot wait for his next cope posts, it's going to be fucking glorious

I am so buying Silver post MoAss on a regular basis with my reinvestment dividends, fuck these cunts

>>50251056
Why does your hand look so enormous on your own wrist? Do you have 0% muscle or some kind of congenital defect?

>>50251179
>he thinks niggerfaggot is me
kek

>>50251184
Thats niggerfaggots hand?
Topkek, explains a lot

A lot of online related things seem extra fucky lately, not to mention the shitstorm happening in Canada. Schizo/retard theory: is killing the internet their endgame? Just wipe shit out and say it never existed?
>Oh you have shares in a broker or CS?
>Prove it
>Oh you can't access the accounts because there is no internet?
>Sorry, guess it doesn't exist then
(Full disclosure I am retarded)

>>50251194
>he missed the thread he doxxed himself as a leafcuck in the canadian embassy in india
Please go back a few threads, it was hilarious

>>50251195
Yeah im a little concerned, theyve removed all the payphones in my city and landlines cost an arm and a leg for whatever reason so everyone willing gave them up for cellphones, now a network outage can shut down the entire country
So if it happens during moass I basically have to make my way to my grandmas house since interac got toasted as well so I couldnt even put a credit card down at a motel
Plus who even knows if theyve pulled some fucked up move of making landlines reliant on the network in some way
Yesterday was fucked, I didnt k now if it was moass or if new york just got nuked or something
I kind of wish the interent was only accessible at cafes and outside of that it was just the 80s again

>>50251195
So I can buy a mansion and just not make any mortgage payment because internet is down and it doesn't exist anymore? Or are the rules only for the goys?

>>50251209
I'll wait for the meme pic with the reacts.

>>50251250
Dude, just pledge to pay it.

>>50251250
>>50251251
The internet has swiftly become such an integral part of our infrastructure that people really aren't prepared for the ramifications if anything were to jeopardize it.

>>50251289
This is the second outage I can remember recently and this ones way worse than the test run. This network monopoly nonsense is bad news
I welcome it, I have hundreds of 80s movies, all the music, destroy the internet

>>50251195
Download and back up and print out your statements and transaction confirmations

>>50251590
This. There's a reason they send you a letter in the mail with what you own printed on it. The number of people with a gorillion dollars in GME shares that don't know where their nearest computershare office is is too damn high.

>>50247770
The fact that there are 100's of thousands of people willing and able to enact violence all around the world should they pull any fuckery like that?

>>50251151
I'm gonna do that in conjunction with looting the COMMEX of their stores of precious metals. I will have a scrooge mcduck money vault in an undisclosed location, hell might just buy up an old missle silo and dump the bullion in there.

>>50251617
Closest one from me is 3 hours away in the heart of the biggest most poorly laid out city in the country that literally takes hours to navigate through the core because gridlock is a constant driving experience, also I dont drive
AIGNGMI?

Kek crypto baggies

So crazy that Lauer said the split isn't going to do a fucking thing. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>50252061
he said it wouldn't do anything to your position and that it wouldn't do anything to shorts that weren't naked. he is also a shill and a citadel plant.

>>50252061
The plant said water me please

show me your hodl face!

>>50252097

It’s not gonna happen this year, is it sers?
tiredpepe.jpg

>>50252239
2 more weeks fren

>>50252258
But guy said T+35 after 2 weeks
I wanna buy my miata before summer is over

>>50250911
I used to work for RadioShack. I had no idea it was even still in business. What are they doing?

Daily reminder that Dave Lauer is a fucking faggot shill

>>50252270
No chance. Minimum of 4 months. Closer to 7.

Dave Lauer
>has never stated he has a position in GME
>is a former employee of Citadel
>nonstop shills his new business
>explains away everything anomaly as a glitch
>needs 2 days to confirm the most basic stock split information that you could find on investopedia in minutes
>has done nothing but FUD nonstop for the entire time he’s been around
>I REPEAT IS NOT EVEN A GME INVESTOR
absolute fucking faggot that is updooted by other shills

>>50252403
Damn I think your post just glitched due to a packet loss because I'm sure you meant to say that Dave Lauer is the champion for market reform, a financial genius, and a very sexy man who is completely relevant to GME and has cut all ties to Citadel.

>>50252429
See if I could make posts on SS I would ask some very basic questions, but everytime I have got the same thing

>Perm banned for asking questions on an 3 year old account I used for 3d Printing / modelling subs
>Made a new account, made 1 post as a reply asking questions about other things - Perma banned

The mods are 100% compromised and half_dick was probably the one doing it. How you can perma ban someone from 1 post is incredible lol

>>50251683
Unfortunately more than one of us will be on the market for a renovated missile silos, lol

He really does like to tiptoe around the issues.

>>50252477
I think their sitewide mega-jannies do permabans, so you probably said something that was offensive to Jewish people.

>>50252411
I think this is fud. Why would it take until January of 2023? Tesla started mooning just a few weeks after their split dividend with far less SI. They won't be given that kind of time.

>>50252509
>the goyim know

>>50252509
>three paragraphs
>says absolutely nothing of substance
>replies sucking him off
I hate the fact that all these fucking retards are going to be as filthy rich as me

>>50252509
>I don't think my tweets are misleading
>literally every single poster is confused by what you said
Fucking heebs and their pilpul man

>>50252511
It has to be kicked up the chain, I did make an account just to troll meltdownies just before they locked their little hug box away from letting others troll them back lol

>They even call themselves shills on payroll "unironically" now all 278 of them lol

I'm starting to notice that no one has any clear idea on what the implications of the split are on lenders/borrowers. The one that makes the most sense to me is the lender that held the original 'core' original shares gets the divvie and all the fake lent-out shit gets nothing.

THEN, only people that hold original/core/legit shares will get the divvy while people that were lent synthetics won't get shit because they don't hold a legitimately identifiable share. This calls into question whether a person in a broker was actually given a share or an 'IOU'. Another question is if there is a true distinction between a real share and a synthetic. If not, then it stands to reason that they would distribute the divvy to PROVEN legitimate shares (if only there was a way to prove your shares were legitimate) and what happens with synthetics is like a thousand orphans fighting over the tiny bit of oatmeal left in the pot.

Ever wonder why some posters on here adamantly shout about not DRSing and that brokers rugging is FUD? Well whatever your opinion on it is, consider this, and consider it well. Do you KNOW if the shares in your broker account are actually bought or if they just penciled it in to buy later at a cheaper price to pocket the difference? Anyone with half a brain already DRSed. If you were foolish and lazy enough to never have done it then I hope everything works out for you.

>>50252533
Maybe Lauer secretly has a plan to rug all the redditors so they won't make it. Wouldn't that be funny?

>>50252525
They have 3 months to cover. 90 days.
Then the dtcc has 90 days to cover when they don't.

>>50252558
Some brokers probably know they don't have shares real, they'll ask the DTCC for their dividend and won't get it. We'll see things percolate from there.

>>50252558
Not my problem, if they don't have my shares that's a them issue they'll need to figure out. And I recommend doing it soon because when I press Sell I WILL be getting that money and I really don't care whose pocket it's coming out of.

>>50252572
So that's the maximum, but I really doubt it will take that long. I think this could start literally any day. All it takes is another runup or someone heading for the exit.

>>50252561
I wouldn't be surprised if he has been selling data on people as thats what his business has been doing, selling data to someone downstream of citadel the whole time.

>>50252572
The wording is actually

>"If a depository for a series of securities is at any time unwilling, unable or ineligible to continue as depository and a successor depository is not appointed by us within 90 days"

So if the DTTC cannot deliver and if a suitable alternative cannot be found WITHIN 90 days they will do it themselves (NFT Market)

Can you point to where the DTTC has 90 days to deliver the dividend and then 90 days to cover because thats not what is written

>>50252596
it's just the right amount of chaos and disorder for a moass nuke, I am absolutely sure of it. Their strength was organization and order placed to perform their fuckery. The divvy will be like the orc in that pic, or like an earthquake maxed out in the richter scale.

>>50252509
Don't be silly anon, it's just a glitch!

WAGMI

>>50252558
yes i'm sure. i directly asked them and have a recording of them saying that they do not lend shares or deal in swaps options or shorts.

>>50252704
>lend shares or deal in swaps options or shorts
That doesn't mean you weren't sold an IOU

>>50252718
well they told me my shares are legitimate so that's their problem if they lied. i'll be suing.

>>50252704
then make sure you have backups of that call anon, save that shit in your computer and a flash drive. Godspeed. I want everyone here to make it seamlessly. Screenshot everything and save that too. Get creative to eliminate doubt, take a clear video of the screen with a small narration or thumbs up or whatever in case someone wants to be difficult and say things were photoshopped.

wagmi.

>>50252728
Anon..... there is no way to know. They might not know themselves. This is the whole point.... Unless your shares are in DRS or CREST, you may well have a legit share, but they all seem "legit" until the bell tolls.

I think the thing people forget is that yes this may not end immediately after the splivy but this situation is unlike Tesla in that there’s a literal cult of people holding the stock that are completely aware of the naked shorts of it all. I’m going to start datefagging august 22nd just like Publix copycat anon. I always thought it was strange that there was always someone accusing him of being Niggerfaggot just because he posted a countdown. Now it’s especially strange considering august 22nd is exactly t+21 from the date of the splivy. How could Publix anon have known? And why was there someone so threatened by what he posted that they instantly called him Niggerfaggot?

>>50252748
>people with illegitimate shares get no split
>complain and cry endlessly
>RC makes/gives more shares for them
This won’t happen because?

>>50252748
they are all legit, not my problem if wallstreet is actualy retarded

>>50252558
You clearly don’t know the actual issue, which is that everybody who purchased a share is entitled to receive a dividend, regardless of if that share’s an IOU or “real” as you call it. In fact, even one shareholder that DOESN’T get the divvy is all the justification GS needs to withdraw from the DTCC and start a legal clusterfuck that lasts for the next two decades
>>50252748
Anon, they’re ALL legitimate and have to be treated as such. If you can show me any entity that explicitly says they might sell you a fake share I’ll be happy to admit defeat but until then know that the entire reason moass will happen is because there’s people who sold a bunch of IOUs that must be repaid

>>50252509
"You can't stop listening to me! Look at these awards and updoots! The negative sentiment is just a glitched interpretation of what I said! I can't say exactly what you want cause then I might be punished!"
It's amazing how he just repeats what all the defenders say about him each time his actions or words are being criticized. Almost as if his job is just damage control lately. Dude still wont post his positions either.

>>50252775
Until I went back and checked the 90 day part I thought it was 30 which would have been Aug 22nd - 30 from Jul 22nd. But it's 90 days.

>50252801
I won't even entertain this with a proper reply because it's so utterly retarded.

>>50252820
>>50252816
I like your confidence frens. God speed with trust your brokers. I have 50/50 CS / HL but I still fear brokers doing dodgy shit.

>>50252801
he is ignoring the crying and wailing of impatient people coming up on 1.5 years. Do you really believe this latest chess move would be undone with complaints from complacent people? Their complaints wouldn't be to RC, but to the entities that sold them a cardboard share.

All shares are real and legitimate. That’s literally the whole point of this play. They sold you something they have to honor or else the whole system breaks. Stop being retards.

>>50252839
Is there anything else significant about that day? Is it possible that an ftd cycle will start the moment the splivy goes out? Could that ftd cycle start a chain reaction?

>>50252839
>I’m retarded and can’t reply
This isn’t a cash dividend, they can just add the dividend on to the short loan/cost. So really once the shares need to be distributed by DTCC, what is stopping them from being created again to fill the shares they can’t cover.

>>50252775
the publix impostor link was for aug 27th

>>50252820
absolutely, every share is ENTITLED to the divvy. But which shares? admittedly I don't know either how the bean-counting behind this will be performed but it stands to reason that they wouldn't distribute an infinite amount of shares to every paper-napkin share. Do you think a corporation would run that way? To just blindly print shares to every dick and jane with an IOU written on a napkin?

Gamestop KNOWS my DRSed shares exist. Which shares are real outside of those walls, no one knows for sure. The question is.. would RC/GS be willing to just rain shares down on every motherfucker with a piece of paper that says its a share? Doubtful.

>>50252886
>I’m retarded and can’t reply
Yes, you think RC is suddenly going to dilute because...... brokers oversold?

Sell now retard

>>50252890
>But which shares?
All of them. Every single one that anybody bought at any point and held to the 18th/22nd must receive the divvy, that’s the entire point you muppet

Guess the shill have stopped getting paid because we comfy now.

What should I as a leaf do if my bank becomes insolvent in leafland after MOASS? Where should I store my GME bucks? Apparently there was a "bail in" law put in place many months ago which gives the government the ability to literally steal your money from your bank account to bail out the banks if they become insolvent. https://www.reddit.com/r/GMECanada/comments/q0v47c/bank_bailins_an_apes_worst_nightmare_how_you/

>>50252940
>he doesn’t notice they’re still here
I’m definitely comfy regardless

>>50252856
>They sold you something they have to honor or else the whole system breaks.
Everyone is just trying to piece out how they are going to try and weasel around this. I think that RC knows exactly what their response and next move will be, so I'm not worried. 741 proves the schizo tweet theories have merit and many of his tweets showed he has some kind of inner knowledge of what their moves are. How else would he know when the stock was going to run or drop? I don't think you take on Amazon and win if you aren't prepared (Chewy).

>>50252901
>>50252901
>>50252901
Threaded.

>>50246557
>>50246712
>>50246778
>>50246833 Checked
>>50249302
>>50250371
WAGMI.

>>50252924
no need for name calling. Being entitled or owed a divvy share is one thing, actually RECEIVING that share is another. There will be a queue and the front of the line will be people that are on the companies books. Best of luck to everyone behind them, but I'm sure hyperGlobalMegaNet brokerage will let you cut in front of them out of kindness.

>>50252965
No shills are trying to suggest that there is a way for them to weasel out of this when in reality there isn’t one.

>Forgor
>>50252901
>>50252901
>>50252901
Threaded.

>>50252509
What a cunt he is.