/biz/ - Business & Finance

Once again first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, fucking cucks.

>>50243711
Imagine pressing F5 for 10 minutes straight just to do this...

DWAC BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>50243711
Based

>>50243711
you aren't going to stop me from cooming in this thread

>>50243721
It would be better if no one gave him (you)s.

I can’t be the only person with Tesla puts…..

Elon baited the retards into thinking he would actually buy twitter

not sure why my posts are being deleted about biden not taking down chinese tariffs
economy is too strong to bow down to the chinese
inflations means bigger numbers
men like bigger numbers
this is literally the most bullish thing ever

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-08/biden-says-no-decision-made-on-rolling-back-china-import-tariffs#xj4y7vzkg

>NOOOOO ELON YOU MUST REDEEM THE TWITTER

>>50243740

>>50243736
My head hurts too much to think that far ahead right now

I spent the last 7 months of this shitty bear market accumulating and dollar cost averaging. I calculated when spy returns to near all time highs I'll finally hold a 6 figure account for the very first time.

Prepare yourselves, my shitposting will be a permanent glorious reminder of my financial victory.

rate FT's front page and what you think of them as a publication.

>>50243737
why would you short a meme stock in a meme market? get INTC puts, they are old, Jewish, and boring. no good memes.

>>50243740
Yes, but did you make money off of those retards? This is the question.

>>50243754
He should just do it, being hawkish on China is a meme until we have robots automate our manufacturing

>>50243765
I'm gonna miss 'em.

>>50243765
I kind of like their color scheme, the soft colors aren't offensive to the eyes.

>>50243787
>until we have robots automate our manufacturing

That's what the Chinese are though?

>>50243765
Bullish!

i am filtering every single basedjak poster. every single one of them must perish. worthless life must be eradicated.

>>50243801
god, i want trump to be president again so fucking badly. especially after the shitshow that is the biden administration, can you fucking imagine how smug he'd be? like "hey, you guys miss me? :3" or "see, i told you so! :3" please god let trump become president again in 2024

>>50243765
remember the days where any one of those stories would have triggered a red day? now we have all of them and still pump.

>>50243830
>worthless life must be eradicated.
Ok... I'm ready. Where do I report to?

Any guesses as to what the long-term effects on TWTR will be? Other than lawyers getting paid, of course.

>>50243705
so are we shorting Twitter or Tesla at market Open?

>>50243849
we used to have facilities for that in germany for that but unfortunately they were closed by armed invaders for being "extremely inhumane" and "not the right way to boil potatoes".

>>50243765
so much bullish news they should get more investments directly by the federal reserve
so extremely bullish look at the news of ww3 and men being killed off
men aren't good consumers, we need less of them and the less of them the more bullish things will be

>>50243805
Can't argue wifh that

>>50243754
>biden not taking down chinese tariffs
>economy is too strong to bow down to the chinese

>>50243873
her eyes are so huge she looks like a bug, how could he fuck "that"?

>>50243886
>men aren't good consumers
Well, yea, obviously. Men represent Yang, creation, and the light.
Women are the spenders. The destroyers, the darkness. The Yin.

Literally the ancient Chinese knew this.

>>50243903
anon have you not been paying attention? billionaires have developed some weird fascination with bugs recently.

>>50243886
i unironically thought someone assassinated the current prime minister this morning when i read it, like "holy shit we're finally to the point where they're shooting politicians now?" but then i realized it was just "former", so meh.

>>50243906
This is the most retarded take I've ever seen. More men have leveraged themselves to the hilt and ruined themselves financially just to turn Stacy's head. You're a fucking moron if you legit believe this.

How many of you idiots sold SIGA today?
How many of you fell for that dump?

>>50243899
biden selling our national reserves to china for personal profit is EXTMRELY BULLISH

HOW DO YOU FUCKING RETARD BOBO'S NOT UNDERSTAND THIS? HE'S LITERALLY WORKING WITH THE CHINESE GOVT TO MANIPULATE PRICES TO HURT AMERICAN INVSETORS

BULLISH BULLISH BUILLISH

>>50243903
It's like how Arnold fucked a mexican maid but managed to pick the ugliest one on the planet to cheat on his wife with. It's just unexplainable, the desire must be too strong and it gets in the heads of rich and powerful people.

>>50243959
Estrogen and microplastics in the water supply are turning the friggin' men gay.

>>50243950
it would have been a more bullish scenario had the current pm been assassinated. like i would've expected the qqq up 10% today if that happened

>>50243969
less straight men in this world - better for klaus schwab
dont tell me you're a racist against klaus schwab

>>50243899
how dare you doubt our modern george washington x10
https://twitter.com/i/status/1545453047551328257

>>50243977
you're weird. but im invested in AMD and bought more in the low 70's so carry on i guess.

>>50243969
This makes no sense as a reply to what I said.

>reits get fucked over by taxes
>just put them in your roth ira
>tax free super dividends

Financially speaking where is the best place to buy dress shirts and suit pants for cheap but decent quality?

>>50244019
Show up in a onesie

>>50243991
im the most perma bull you've ever met
an asteroid hitting earth would be insanely bullish

>>50244019
ebay. hugo boss vintage.

who's getting heemed next week, it's getting hard to tell.

I am no longer negative on STLA. so it was a good divie stock all this time.

>In leaf land today
>Rogers communications was down
>50% of the countries cell phone and internet not working
>Go to get gas
>How are you paying sir? We cannot process (list of credit cards) at this moment
Reminder Cash is King
Crypto is fake and gay

>>50244019
do you know how to recognize quality? you can walk into macys and find good stuff but theres gonna be only one or two good choices

>>50244048
im just DCA'ing with the expectation of good times in 2024 and beyond in all honesty. i got a good job a month ago (a career, really) so im just chillin' at this point.

>>50244063
Only with stocks desu.
Nought dress shirts from target. Fit okay but the buttons have strings coming out.

>>50244056
Apparently not even cash works according to Pan Man
>Telecom Rogers has shit the bed here in Leafland, and apparently its also effected parts of the US. Payment processing for a number of major banks has failed. ATMs, debit and some credit card systems have failed, and even 911 channels have stopped working in a number of provinces. Its a massive cluster fuck, some places cant sell gas because even if their doing a cash transaction it still needs to be logged in a payment system, and its not working.

>>50243968
>>50243903
Well they weren't random women. When you're around someone all day you end up wanting to sex them.

I finished the week up 4.7% and I feel like fucking shit. The fucking SPY outperformed me. What’s the condos for this week? Was it a “hard” week?

>He’s not long LMT short W
YOURE UNYUNZ BRO
ENJOY YOUR UNYUNZ BEANS

>>50244056
What do you think they were trying to stop or hide?

More Truckers?
Or does it have to do with the expose on Toronto Dominion bank?

>>50244096
There were people leaving the gas station because they didnt even have $10 in their glove compartment
I hope all power goes out across the globe for a 3 day period just for shits and giggles. Everyone in the 3rd world wont even notice but all these fucking zoomers and bugmen will lose their shit

>>50243965
SO MUCH THIS!!!!!! it just means that we're pricing in the country recovering once all the corrupt oligarchs are out. forward-looking. bullish, bullish, bullish.

>>50244116
>What do you think they were trying to stop or hide?
Nothing they probably just fucked something up. Its LEAFland so everyone is half retarded anyway so i wouldnt put a high IQ conspiracy move on the table for them.

>>50243723
is this you?

>>50243963
But the stock line went down

>>50244089
these suit nerds have good info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcsFP83eu3Y
make sure whatever you get its 100% natural fiber, and look up weaves so you dont wear something for winter in the summer. i got these and they were great, was the only one in church not sweating my balls off https://www.macys.com/shop/product/bar-iii-mens-slim-fit-textured-linen-suit-separate-pant-created-for-macys?ID=13190010&CategoryID=17788&swatchColor=Grey

I actually relish the day I sell my last stock, not because I made it but because this insane system of open air corruption levied by the gods of “rationale” and “logic” has finally heaved its last breath and given up life evermore, and the popes of pragmatism will stop sacrificing ideas and experiences at the alter of cost efficiency

that brilliant thought about the market you just had? yeah... already priced in. and the one you're going to have tomorrow. sorry bud

>>50244121
>Everyone in the 3rd world wont even notice but all these fucking zoomers and bugmen will lose their shit
Literally 10 million boomers die immediately in America alone. Zoomers are the only ones that would be better off in this situation

I really hope the last week or so hasn't been just another dead cat bounce that results in us gapping down even lower soon.....

>>50244222
zoomers cant even take a shit without a phone or tablet on their lap

>>50244138
That’s just how the triads want it, make it look like incompetence

>>50244121
My dream is a global power outage forever, if I had a time machine I would kill every soul even remotely involved in electrical powers development

>>50244229
lol no stupid fucking bobo
it's a bulls world
just hit the bid button and you'll be good :3

>>50244229
anon....

>>50244273
w...what do you mean?

>>50244235
Let's be real, leaf telecom is 99% pajeet, it was incompetence

>>50244229
A rally right before FOMC week? Surely not anon

>>50244230
>zoomers would have to put books by their toilet and contemplate the reasons their parents were such boring people as they pour over the shit-stained pages
>boomers will just die
I reiterate, there is no sense in which any part of the current political, technological, social, or any other system or infrastructure failing would make the young worse off relative to older generations. If the circuses stop the boomers die.

news of canada's internet shitting itself and people panicing over not being able to spend money

EXTREMELY BULLISH HOLY FUCK IM ABOUT TO BID AGAIN

Elon BETRAYED me.

>>50244298
>municipal pumping working with out electricity
Lol clueless city fags think things work via magic

>>50244314
Plumbing* lol

>>50244314
Are you saying that boomers are more able to dig an outhouse than zoomers? Because you're simply incorrect.

>>50244308
>Trusting a south African
Hes a nigger what did you expect

Is TWTR now actually itneresting from a rsik/reward perspective?
The odds are fairly high that the courts will force Elon to close the deal

>>50244334
gap downs = bullish outcome

>>50244334
what if he just didn't pay? Not your keys, not your bitcoin.

>>50244229
Trash and the 10 year are going up at the same time.
My theory is someone was on holiday, came back, saw the 10 year had dropped and is now buying to make up lost ground.

Wtf, everyone is fucking dying.... what is going on

>>50244365
that would be an even more bullish outcome for twitter

>>50244380
the bulls have come out to bid
people dying - less liabilities - higher profit margins - TIME TO BE A BULL

>>50244329
Zoomies would just become street shitters and boomies would all die immediately due to there poor health and no Healthcare to keep there clogged cardiovascular system barely pumping blood to 99. Only first gen third world immigrants would survive.

redpill me on the elon-twitter situation. will this kill twitter? that's all i really care about if im being honest with you. did he rugpull them? i just want that commie cesspool to die.

>>50244230
God I miss the 90s. You can openly call stupid people and things gay. The internet was nothing but nerdy guys. Sports had 0 politics. And we were programmed to replicate, get married, and be anything you want. Can I just 20x gaysex and check out? Is this too much to ask? Fuck

>>50243705
-5%? That’s enough for people to freak out over Twitter’s stock?

Invested in Baidu. The bottom seems to be in for chink stocks.

>>50244403
I was there too dude. I was talking to all the hotties on ICQ every day after school. Shit was cash

>>50244000
yea but he isnt wrong...

>>50244406
you need to understand, because of those small percentage changes we are used to in these markets, people get degenerately leveraged to the tits

>>50244406
They lost 5% of real money.
Crypto lost 40% of gains they never had

>>50244424

>>50244403
you deserve it.

>>50244403
>And we were programmed to replicate, get married, and be anything you want.
This is not really accurate, fertility was already negative for the in the 90s.

AMD earnings soon
40% of my net worth is in it
Yea thinkin' I'm gonna make it

threadly reminder that GME was the correct play all along

>>50244425
>men aren't good consumers
Muh Mario
Muh starwars
Muh Warhammer
Muh funkopops
Muh startreck
Muh vidya
Muh animus
Muh gun collection/gear fag
We're just as bad as women

Hey late night weekend Biz

Jesus Loves you. Pray to him tonight ask him to help guide you to him and ever lasting life. I love you bro's.

>>50244510
based

>>50244501
>We're just as bad as women
Mathematically this is not even close to being correct. And you can't list literally free things as being male consumerism...

>>50244510
>can’t escape the Jesus fags anywhere on 4channel now

>>50244406

Anyone betting against globohomo is in for a bad time IMO:

https://www.mintpressnews.com/twitter-hiring-alarming-number-spooks-secret-agents/281114/

Elon got the message to back off, and really it's quite possible it was all just a scam to unload Telsa stock at the top.

>>50244539

>>50244510
Truth is I'm flawed. No matter how much I change, I will always be man, doomed to stumble in the darkness.

I will try my best regardless. One life - it's worth a shot!

>>50244484
thanks for the heads up. thats actually useful information

>>50244401
Elon doesn't want to buy anymore (or more likely doesn't want to pay the price he agreed to)
However, he already signed the merger agreement, so he can't back out unless he finds an EXTREMELY good reason (a "material adverse effect"), which is going to be hard to do. He's trying to use the bot counts as the reason, but that's probably not going to work because he'd have to prove that Twitter is selling ads and showing them to bots... which doesn't make sense because bots mostly don't look at the Twitter home page (they use the API). Even so, Twitter estimates that about 5% of the ads it shows get put in front of bots, and they tell advertisers this, so it's factored into how much they're willing to pay for ad placement. Twitter makes money on ads doing this for years. Elon is basically saying that the whole thing is a fraudulent scam and most of the ads are being shown to bots and Twitter is basically ripping off advertisers... which is going to be very hard for him to argue in court. And it will go to court.... because Twitter says the bot issue isn't enough of a reason to cancel the sale, so they can sue. There are also a couple of other parts to the merger agreement that are relevant, including one where Twitter has to give Elon access to some data before the purchase... they did, but Elon says it wasn't enough. So basically, all of these issues will be brought up in front of a Delaware judge who will PROBABLY say that Elon doesn't have enough evidence to show that the bots issue isn't enough to be fraud, and also that Twitter gave him enough data access to satisfy what's in the agreement.... and then that Elon IS REQUIRED to buy Twitter, that he can't just back out of a signed agreement.
To be continued

>>50243740
It's more that he baited Twitter into thinking he would buy so that their paper castle of bots would be plated in gold

https://youtu.be/xZABLJJ5dDY
Normies have no clue what is coming bros. 50+ mutations and 1 solid month of super spreading events around the world.

>>50243903
Aren't those the female psycopath eyes? A lot of females in higher up positions of power have those deer in the headlight type eyes because they basically aren't human anymore.

>>50244621
bought a lil bit of siga today so here's hoping its gonna be good to me over the weekend

>>50244501
Wait you're paying for any of this? I steal all my entertainment, the only entertainment I pay for is gambling on the markets

>>50244510
Jesus/God is just a metaphor for the Truth. it's not a real being with intelligence or something. The Bible is just a book conveying the collective observations of humans watching each other for thousands of years and creating metaphors to explain what works in life and leads to happiness and what doesn't work and leads to suffering. It's basically a book on how you should live your life if you want to be happy, and what to avoid doing if you don't want to fuck up.

>>50244604
...continued
There is the $1bn breakup fee, but that only applies if force stops the sale, like the US Government or Elon's banks refusing to finance it. The USG doesn't care about this deal, and his banks already announced they'll finance it, so it doesn't apply. So, the judge will probably rule he has to buy it... Elon will probably appeal, though idk where it goes after that. Probably a Federal Appeals Court, and then the US Supreme Court... and I can easily see Elon trying to take it that far. If he loses, he will be required to buy Twitter. If he doesn't pay then, then the judge can hold him in contempt of court and actually imprison him until he pays, and possibly even seize Elon's assets to complete the sale on his behalf. Another likely situation is that it goes to court, but then both sides agree to a lower sales price before the case closes, just to avoid all of the legal fees and shit.

>>50243705
I'm not gonna even start on how schizo those numbers are in op

why is no one talking about sri lanka collapsing?

>>50244604
>He's trying to use the bot counts as the reason, but that's probably not going to work because he'd have to prove that Twitter is selling ads and showing them to bots... which doesn't make sense because bots mostly don't look at the Twitter home page (they use the API).
You're a fucking moron if you think he has to prove that. He only has to prove there are more bots than they listed. Remember, companies like Twitfuck are only as good as their user bases. You are literally buying users. If the users aren't there, he can back out, or force discovery (he has been stonewalled so far) or he can walk away because they are obviously not selling in good faith. Fraud fraud fraud. Personally I think there is a good chance that after he forces discovery that he buys the company for a lot less based on the corporate fraud.

>>50244698
who?

>>50244698
Who?

>>50244698
who?

>>50244698
Is this a company? SRI?

>>50244707
>>50244708
>>50244709
This place is worse then fucking Reddit now holy shit

>>50244698
I can't even point to sri lanka on a map lol lmao

>>50244732
always has been

What happened to SIGA it was going sky high. Don't see any news that would plummet it. Seems odd.

>>50243705
July's CPI release is for the month of June
Gas reached $5 at the pump on June
Do with this information what you want

I make a flax seed hair gel for my long wavy hair following this recipe but it turns out it's also the best coomer lube I have ever used. Seriously I have to imagine this is what a vagina feels like. It's kind of like mucous or egg whites, goes on watery, feels slimy, but dries clean unlike oil-based lubricants that stick around. I'm sharing with you because you're my friends and I want you to be happy.

Boil 1/4 cup whole flax seed in 2 cups of water for about 20 minutes or until it turns mucousy, whisking occasionally.
Strain in a cheese cloth (recommended) or colander.
Store in a hair applicator or condiment bottle.
Refrigerate when not in use.

For hair I bend over and put a few squishes into at the end of a shower while damp then plop and squish with a cotton t-shirt and air dry the rest of the way. Then when it dries scrunch out the crunch to make it soft. Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os0gI1vx1tw&t=130s

>>50244759
Oh, sure, the Transformers daki is totally fine. All according to plan. But all it takes is to just make one teensy weensy change to the pillow... say swap it out for a different Hasbro IP and, well, everybody loses their minds!!! BOOM 3 day vacation!

Market crash resumes Monday?

>>50244484
I only opened a small position early this week.
I hope they go lower, so I can build out my position closer to 60$ a share.

>>50244780
9 handle

>>50244698
What's the ticker to short this company?

>>50244698
they are:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5zxYDHwf-Y

idk wtf im supposed to do about it as an upper middle class white american though.

>>50244698
lamo

>>50244732
Is it the dick picks, Monkey torture, fat chicks, blown out pussy pics, or not caring about a 3rd world shithole that no one can point to on the map?

>>50244698
Lehman brothers moment

How do you fags long VIX? Anyone going long VIX?

>>50244791
beyblades are too hot for blue boards man, you should know better

>>50244705
Total users isn't the issue, it's "Monetizable Daily Active Users" that matters. Those are the ones that are shown ads. No one cares if there's 70 trillion fake twitter accounts if they aren't being shown ads. A judge certainly isn't going to care, because that doesn't affect the companies finances. Twitter has always said in their SEC filings that about 5% of the daily users that are shown ads are probably actually bots... the advertisers are ok with that and they keep buying ads. They have been for years.... Elon keeps bring up total bot counts, but it's just not relevant.

>>50244831
Elaborate

>>50244698
>sri lanka
Is that a casino?

>>50244812
"They ran out of paper"
Lmao, what are they using to wipe with?

>>50244843
Still waiting for the day when Raiden and Monsoon have a beyblade battle.
>IT'S TIME FOR JACK TO LET 'ER RIP

>>50244698
Qui?

>>50244848
Instead of a bank defaulting, now we have countries defaulting. It's deebly concerning shinzo is kill, canada loses internet and poos are fighting over food within 1 day.
Feels like global collapse soon.

>>50244847
You're retardation is a threat to yourself and others. Twitshit is worth no more than their real users. Want to grow revenues? Have to have real users. Want to sell stuff? How many real users are there? You're imaginary bullshit revolving around current revenues is retarded. In fact, you blow yourself the fuck out with your own words "Monetizable Daily Active Users". If an acquisition is done based on growing revenues based on the assumption that only 5% are bots, that leaves a base of real users that's 95%. Instead, we all know that's a bullshit number and further that they are lying and refusing to cooperate with what should be a very simple inquiry.

>>50243873
She looks like Luke Skywalker.

Speaking of Hasbro, as it turns out, they also have earnings soon...

And their CEO is Mr. Cocks...

>>50244812
Sri Lanka is just a shithole and the population is suffering directly due to their government. If they were a spiritually mature population, they would have brought violence against their state to enforce accountability.

Instead they allow the spiral to worsen by accepting fiat for police and military services.

We continue to reside in negative gamma and there is little evidence of upside demand in derivatives.
Much commentary has been made on the relatively depressed levels of the VIX given interest rate volatility or credit spreads, but here we can point to large derivative trades in the "hedged equity" mutual fund complex as providing dealers with copious quantities of both tail puts (80% moneyness) and calls (recent sales in the 5% OTM range).
This reduces dealer incentives to seek protection on the open market and begins the process of tightening the guard rails on realized volatility. If we can continue with this process, uninterrupted by further exogenous shocks, the markets will begin to "heal."

So who’s buying to cause the market to go up? What’s the volume been like? June CPI will be bad, job market is still hot, 75 bps hike incoming. Doesn’t make sense.

>>50244403
hit up AOL member directory for females
opening line:
>what’s your bra size?
get a blowjob that weekend from an underage goth chick

you truly can never go back home…

>>50244230
correct but boomers also lived a life of luxury and excess. now most can't survive without their daily pills. a lot of people will be fucked. it will be up to rural chads to repopulate.

>>50244961
So my VIXY calls are fucked then?

>>50244582
Jesus loves you and there is always hope- especially for you.

Romans 10: 9-10

9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

>>50244379
>Kanojo mo kanojo
Wat?
Any good?

>>50244981
>VIXY calls
Wouldn't a better trade be short VXX and long the VIX Futures that the ETN is holding on?

>if you turn 10k into 60k the government wants 25%
What the fuck is this jewish shit.

>>50244901
Dude, go get your dick cut off so you can try to have Elon's 10th child. You're still looking at it from a social media perspective, not a financial perspective. All of those bot accounts are literally not relevant for this case. They may matter to users who like to brag about their follower counts, but advertisers don't care because the vast majority of those bot accounts aren't seeing any ads. Twitter CAN calculate how many of their users are bots and how many are real that they can show ads to. They publish that information, and they did give Elon access to the data so he can check it himself. Yes, we all hate twitter because it's fucking awful, but it's very unlikely that they're committing serious fraud here.

>>50243723
>>50244154
When the jan 6th shit ends and Trump announces his 2024 run, that stock is going to go to 50 bucks.

>>50244604
did you not see the massive 10's of thousands of followers that appeared and disappeared on users follower #s as soon as the buy was announced?

>Ill let you guess what political leaning accounts got some and what accounts lost them

>>50244961
thoughts on this?

>>50245017
The price of trying to break free from your politicians, anon.

Won't you take me toooooo - toilet town!!!!
Won't you take me toooooo - toilet town!!!!

Oh yeah! Get funky!!!

>>50244961
Are you saying since they're making lots of money selling both calls and puts, they're less concerned about it breaking out in one direction?

SIGAs they tried to burry up today.
But soon the pox will burry them.

>>50245042
>stocktwits

>>50243835
>especially after the shitshow that is the biden administration
The funniest thing to me is we haven't even gotten to the worst parts.

>>50245074

Don't make fun of me. This is my first day in 4chan. I'm new here

>>50245039
More or less aligns with what I said - people are selling so many options that dealer gamma exposure is waning.
>>50245055
Yes! There are so many option sellers that dealer gamma has gone down since large funds selling options (rather than buying them) reduces some of the directional exposure that dealer already have (since mostly what they do is sell options, not buy them).

Ya know what, fuck you niggerfaggots. Just look at picrel.

>>50245083

Kamala might have to step in. Biden might have to resign because he's basically demented

>>50245095
go back or lurk 3 years.

>>50244621
SIGA is unironically a chance at either starting the path to or flat out obtaining generational wealth, depending on how much you have.

Am I the only one who thinks they’ll fake the CPI numbers next week? They want to prop this shit show up just a little longer

>>50245095
This is my first week on 4channel too. It's pretty fun, I think you'll like it.

>>50244698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hP6nOB1dc#t=14s

>>50245074
stfu, stock twits is comfy. I post shit there I that I dont post here because of the ban happy faggot janny.

>>50245127

I was double dared by my wife to come here lol. I met my wife on reddit. Man she is so funny and quirky.

>>50245095
Hi new fren, I'm Anon!! I like investing, hard rock, and funny memes!! xd :3 I hope you enjoy your stay in our cozy community~

>>50245121
Won't help. We haven't officially had a recession yet, they're still claiming we have lots of jobberinos despite hiring freezes. Which means probably a recession that will last well into next year or even early 2024.

>>50245154
I met my wife on stocktwits. We were both CRBP bulls.

>>50244698
sri lanka this dick lmao

End of thread.
Repeat the line.

>>50245134
>Am I the only one who thinks they’ll fake the CPI numbers next week?
remember when they stole an election and took the capital with troops?

Read this: https://www.audible.com/ep/title/?asin=B09LRBXFCV&source_code=MSNGB1280626189069&device=d&ds_rl=1262685&ds_rl=1263561&gclsrc=ds

>>50245145
>tons of Israelis
I guess that's 110

>>50245210

>>50244782
Best post itt btw

>>50245129
I’m almost a SIGma. Just 100 more to go.

>>50243705
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE SIGA WTFWT GAYSEX BROS

Holy shit I just got a massive headache
This could finally be the fatal brain aneurysm I've been waiting for

>>50245305
Nah bro that’s an early symptom of Ungoybumps.

>>50244628
no, those are hyperthyroid eyes

>>50245305
are u vax'd

>>50245298
>>50245299
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO SELL THE TREATMENT FOR THE POX BECAUSE WE MADE THE SHARE PRICE GO DOWN TODAY TO SHAKE OUT RETAIL NOOOOOOOOO
>NOOOOO GOYIM WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T GET RICH OFF THIS NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT SIGA NOOOOO

>>50245354
Yes, two shots last summer. I went in knowing and hoping it would probably kill me, and that my family would get a nice payout. They could use the money

Monke cases are almost 10,000 today, and STILL rising.

Did any of you anons buy SIGA yet?

>>50245305
Just means a tumor is growing. Next come the siezures. Enjoy pissing and shitting yourself, so get some diapers. You can get it removed but that will leave you retarded. So just keep shitting and pissing yourself until the pain becomes so unbearable that you will buy a rope.

>>50245386
>payout
should someone tell him?

>>50245367
Started buying 6 weeks ago. Haven’t sold any lol. If I was smart I would have been swinging it, but I’m more comfortable holding and buying a bit each week.

>>50245386
>I went in knowing and hoping it would probably kill me, and that my family would get a nice payout.
Ugh, no one told you the manufacturers are immune to liability? Operation Warp Speed thanks you for your contribution

>>50245354
different anon, fully boosted and been sick with covid all week. the headache has been apocalyptic

so much for that I suppose

>>50245418
Kek

Friday night bros where you at?
How did you do this week?
I've been crabbing for weeks.

>>50244943

>>50245448
Bought more oil & copper stocks
probably down for the week could not care less though
I am never selling until the gov pays it denbts

>>50244943
GREASING HER UP BRO

POXXED COCK BROS

>>50245448
After a couple weeks of staying on the sidelines i am back in the game
And a little bit of mumu fried

okay smg is dead now that fagass is projecting his gay fantasies

Kek $50 by open Monday

>>50245525
it's not gay to cock post. however looking at cock posts is pretty gay. just stop being a faggot.

>>50245385
Only in for like 10%.

Look, we're in an era of price controls, OK? SIGA won't be allowed to make enough to justify a triple digit share price.

>>50245525
Been dead. The whole fucking board is GME/Crypto schzios meanwhile SMG is SOXL schizo swing trading. No reasonable discussions allowed.

>>50245569
>SOXL schizo swing trading
Some of us do TQQQ too

>>50245556
Haha

>>50245549
Remember when you were buying this shit around 100?

>>50245555
checked and cockpilled

>>50245448
Packing my house up so I can move back in with my parents and sell this mother fucker before the bottom falls out.

>Rogers ISP was down for literally an entire day in Canada
>30% without internet
Financially speaking, what the fuck was that?

>>50245661
Just reality failing no worries

Please tell me that my 380 SOXL shares at 37.50 are going to eventually make me rich. Please.

>>50245661
Viral marketing stunt advertising Starlink.

>>50245487
>I am never selling until the gov pays it denbts
Based forever holder

>>50245520
Nice! I tried to open some coinbase weekly puts before close but my bid got bounced off before it started to dump, Started to close out my USAC longs and plan to open some puts for the div dump sometime next week

>>50245627
Based and Fiscally Responsible Pilled.

>>50245681
You joke, but apparently a lot of people were getting very agitated and antsy today.
I work retail (Walmart) and people were a little stupid about it this morning, but by the afternoon most settled into the whole "no internet" thing.

It didn't even affect me! I had cards that didn't depend on the Rogers network, and my cell was fine too. Plus I just piggybacked off of corporate wifi

>>50245697
Never heard of it. What's SOXL?

>>50245661
Lack of free markets. What are you going to do, switch to a competitor?

>>50245697

>>50245018
You holding twitfuck bags? I pointed out clearly why twitter bots ARE relevant, and further, how you point out yourself how they are relevant. The Twitter board lied to Elon, refused his team access and have acted in bad faith. Nothing more is needed. They lied, and they lost the deal because of it.

Alright guys, Im going to take a shower

>>50245707
I'm not joking. Its more CERN shenanigans.

>>50245487
Hit me with the copper tickers.

>>50244961
Why is your ceo black lol

>>50245697
David Soxl has been selling shares slowly in secret
He knows his company is doomed

>>50245749
ngmi you're going to wash off all your gains

>>50245756
Is there a list of all the times it's been activated?

>>50245749
after the shower
you shall lose your power
into the pit
you shall take a mighty shit
pee pee poo poo
jiggity dee biggity boo

>>50245697
You bought at $37.50?

>>50245809
Based pee pee poo poo poster.

>>50245697
>>50245810
>he hedl?
>crab et

>>50245145
STOP POSTING THIS ABOMINABLE PICTURE

>>50245760
Wrn.

Its literally free OTM premiums

>>50245771
They just reactivated it.

>>50245756
>The timelines are shifting again

>>50245835
Got a link?

How do I get a job that doesn't suck? I can't take this shit anymore. I get no respect and I'm paid nothing. Do I just bet the farm on 0dte's and rope if I don't get it?

>>50245810
I've averaged down to 37.50

>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/?

>>50245869
>be bag holding
>buy more bags

>>50245860
Keep trying, work on your resume. Take the pest control pill, Anon. It's pretty fun.

Ok big deal. Musk pulls out of buying Twatter. So what?. He's forced to pay 1 billion in fees. Again so what? What's 1 billion to a dude who's got many billions just sitting. Plus I'm sure there's some tax gimmick loophole thing where he can claim the whole deal and recoup some of that 1 billion. So Twatter does a swan dive into the shat over the bad press. The world got along just fine before Twatter was a thing you know..

>>50245760
TECK but they also have a bunch of coal so they're mooning right now might want to wait that one out
TGB, it's a coinflip because they're building a second mine, will moon if they can pull it off but shares are probably literally worthless if they can't
SMTS they are dogshit but it's priced in

FCX/SCCO are the ""blue chips"" but I just don't want that level of exposure to Peru/Chile without a healthy price discount. I doubt they will be nationalized but significantly increased royalties seem likely.

>>50245873
I just want to be myself :D
And have wonderful friends like (You)! x3

>>50245895
>He's forced to pay 1 billion in fees
Read the fine print again. Apparently he could exit it at any time without penalty

>>50245873
Antidepressants, a time machine, and a coke.

my SOXL average is $28

>>50245945
Just gonna hold forever too?

>>50245890
I'm just crossing my fingers and hoping that it triples eventually, at least

>>50245895
>The world got along just fine before Twatter was a thing you know..
Amen, boomer-san, amen

>>50244997
It's fun and very dumb

>>50245873
Yesterday I went to drink with some colleagues and Holy fuck, I did enjoy those fucking beers.
I wasn't a huge fan of beers but yesterday marked a difference. Does that mean I'm old now?

>>50245945
And here I was feeling bad for bagging up at 13usd lmao

>>50245760
>>50245903
Wait a minute I just checked the chart again for TECK haven't looked at it in a while
uhh.. scratch that part about mooning... maybe will be buyable again soon, need to look at my DCF...

Okay so looking at options flow today and yesterday, someone opened 70,000 calls each of:
>CHPT: 15.00 strike call July 22 exp
>CHPT: 17.50 strike call July 22 exp

What the fuck are they doing? It looks like a bear call spread (long on 17.50, short on 15.00). Am I wrong?

>>50245661
Is something going on? My pge and comcast went down this morning?

What is the worst, most scammiest, most useless stock in the history of the stock market with absolutely no redeeming qualities? I nominate TBLT.

>>50246046
Rogers was down all day for 30% of Canada, and a friend in the UK reported outages too.

>>50245945
Holy. My high school math teachers name in the 90s was Bích Nga Lam. Everyone called her bitch nigga.

>>50246071
That’s a trip. I’m in the Bay Area. I thought it odd that both my power and internet went down for about 2 hours at the same time. I didn’t even think about the hadron collider.

>>50246045
The same wedge is forming everywhere in the market. ready for market rally but hedging continuation.

>>50245858
https://boingboing.net/2022/07/06/the-large-hadron-collider-just-discovered-three-new-sub-atomic-particles.html

They restarted it on a much higher power level than normal.

>>50245869
Based

>>50245873
I’ll take a shot of overtime please

I've made it to the round table as a gaysex crusader - 300 shares strong.

A proclomation from Lord SIGA follows:
>Thou shalt not refrain from thou own will to engage gaysex. Do what thou shalt to thy anus of the mass'

USAC bros....are we going to get any more pump next week? Typically qt least the last 5 cycles, USAC has hit a local high at exdividend so we SHOUKD pump a bit.....but this clown market means anything can happen. I'm still up from my second round of calls during this cycle so it's all free but still .....

>>50246103
That's unfortunate. I saw other option flow for CHPT and thought it would move from 13 to 16, so I went long. Then I saw the bear spread and shorted it, with a synth put (100 short + long call)

I think I made a mistake on that, since their spread gives them premium as long as it stays below X, but my position wants the price to active move by X

>>50244976
> AOL member directory for females
> get a blowjob that weekend from an underage goth chick
Excuse me, what?
Care to elaborate on this, sir?

>>50245700
How do i play usac, usac bro?

What’s the scoop on the federal reserve?
Weren’t they supposed to do a thing or release some stuff today?
How’d it go?

Is the bear market actually over?

Should I go long treasury bills next week? I'm sick of this crab market.

>>50246242
For me, it's a bear market rally. Whatever gains we have now will probably get shot down until September

>>50246250
What makes you so sure? Vix got demolished this week

Does Hunter Biden have a stock portfolio?

>>50246221
something about beer and jeans that fit just right

The market is SAVED bullbros

>>50243711
Get punched nazi

>>50246279
Nothing, and I don't have enough conviction to actually play that strategy either.
But from my time slinging shitcoins, we usually get a double top as in the image. Zoom out. Look at the all time history of the S&P or Nasdaq. Technically it's following the same pattern. We should have a second top (this rally?) followed by a deep crash.
As for September, that's when the Shemitah year ends (7 year jew cycle) and a new cycle begins

>>50246250
>>50246279
Fuck, I just entered a sizeable SQQQ position

>>50246147
Welcome brother

>>50246297
>As for September, that's when the Shemitah year ends (7 year jew cycle) and a new cycle begins
This makes more sense, I'm hoping we continue bleeding down though.

>>50243764
You should have been shorting but instead you were losing money via dollar cost averaging. You are the noobest of noob investors.

>>50246313
But if you're looking at cycles, there's also the Benner cycle which roughly predicts stuff based on the 11 year solar cycle (periods of higher and lower numbers of solar flares, which affect electromagnetic output, which affects crop production - as we have more or less crops, this ripples through the economy over time)

>>50244961
English, four eyes.

>>50246354
wen ppl sell options
the market gets less volatile
and we r seeing that rn
VIX line go down
Bhenchod.

>>50246364
What makes it less volatile? I would think that more options means a more accurate average price (eg 100 data points vs 100k data points)... VIX is still calculated based on the stdev of the options on it.

Also why does the total dealer gamma matter?

>>50245760
IVPAF

>>50244403
>>50244230

>>50246428
those ps1 load times though...

>>50246080
She passed away in 2011 in LA

>>50244604
>because he'd have to prove that Twitter is selling ads and showing them to bots..

discovery

>>50246382
you should read about gamma exposure in the squeezemetrics site in the /smg/ OP link. by far the best explanation of gamma on price volatility if youre actually interested

>>50246524
I understand the greeks, and I understand gamma to be acceleration of delta. Or rather, the convexity of it. This makes me want to look into the other second order greeks to see how risk would change in regards to time (eg how the curve of delta, gamma, and vega change over time)

>>50246364
Now you're speaking my language.

>>50244698
I used to be in charge of a bunch of Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, and Indian contractors. They're literally 80 IQ rapists. Their grown men are the size of 8 year olds. I felt like Willy Wonka trying to tard wrangle a bunch of oompa loompas.

pssst.. bobo.. GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>50246210
Buy calls/stocks / sell puts in the weeks leading up to the Ex-div date - close by the ex-div date. Sell calls / short stocks / buy puts between the Div declaration and ex-div dates - close those positions 1-3 days after the ex-div date.
You can also dividend harvest by buying stock in the lead up, then buying puts before the ex-div date, collecting the dividend and then executing your puts.
Each strategy has a varied rate of return/risk, options can offer the best returns, but their option volume is fairly limited so if you plan on playing their dividends with more than about 10k or so you will need to combine strategies.

>>50246765
>then buying puts before the ex-div date
Be careful when doing this. This is often priced into the cost of options that cross a dividend payout, and also be aware of higher volatility => higher costs on the options themselves

>>50246524
Reading this one now
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf

Let me check my understanding:
>Anon buys 10,000 shares of whatever meme stock
>MM has to short 10,000 shares to accommodate this
>This gets reported as huge short volume, but it is actually bullish
>To hedge, MMs probably get a variety of long calls and short puts

>>50246792
I am aware of it, their stock on average tends to drop around $2 post dividend so provided your contracts are valued at less than $2 (+whatever current intrinsic value they have - if any) or will be roughly ATM after a $2 drop and have a cost of <(theta x days to expiration) They are fairly safe plays.
You can always manipulate this slightly by executing calls to get stock prior to the div date, selling that stock, and using the proceeds of the sale to short, driving price action more favorably if you are playing with a larger pool of cash.

New >>50247104

>>50247111
Thank you I needed a new thread to make my copy past reply

>>50246857
thats the argument, but personally i would take that document with a grain of salt since its based on pretty bold assumptions and doesnt play out consistently in real life
his explanation on gamma and other derivative option deltas are pretty spot on though. the implied order book is also a good read if you have the time

>>50244822
None of the above faggot it’s the sub room temp humor

>>50246510
What?! Noooooooooo. Source please this is real life.